TubeCo 4:3

Geez, there's only about a billion 4:3 aspect ratio videos here on KZbin, so I find it incredibly short sighted of KZbin to not provide us with the option of being able to switch between a 4:3 and a 16:9 player, so we don't have to look at those ugly black bars when viewing a 4:3 video.
Yes, time and technology does, and must, march on. And yes, we're all really going to enjoy this new 16:9 player. But having to view all those 4:3 videos in this new player (with those damn black bars), is just so aesthetically unappealing.
There are so many artistically wonderful 4:3 vids on KZbin (not mine, but many others), and those side bars only serve to diminish the art of it all. So please KZbin, you really owe it to all those 4:3 videos you host, to provide us with the option of watching them on a 4:3 player.
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Crappy audio on the Voice Over by CP
Enter The Party by Kevin MacLeod
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[@McDaidUSA]

As usual, something you'd never expect to see, delivered with style and humor.... great job cputb1 !

[@cputb1]

A Black Bar Mouse Pad! Damn it, why didn't I think of that? That's perfect! But ah yes, the widescreen phobians. This is their darkest hour. However, it's imperative that they realize what you and I already know cooksterz. That this KZbin deal is not for the weak. It's fraught with many a pitfall and heartache, hahaha. Thanks for dropping by and commenting.

[@cputb1]

Thanks for checking it out!

[@ZoeToots]

LMAO! I like my bars. I love your description!!!!

[@cputb1]

Yep, hold on to them BBT sets. They're destined to become collector's items.

[@cputb1]

Same policy. And thank you for your support. That's what I'm talking about.

[@cputb1]

Well, I'm not a tech guy, and maybe providing 2 separate players on one site isn't possible. And everything is going 16:9. So I guess perhaps it's just a matter of whether one wants those bars on the top or the sides of the player. Maybe some day, after we've figured out how to send a man to the moon, we can figure out how to solve some these other technically challenging issues.

[@cputb1]

Me too. Thanks for taking a look!

[@NYCity99]

That was great. I called and ordered a dozen hats for friends and neighbors. Although, I am going to keep all the Black Bar Toilet Sets for myself.

[@cputb1]

Hahaha. Bar Mitzvah, I wish I would of thought of that. Could have worked it into this bit. Thanks for dropping by 54rein!

[@cputb1]

You'll probably have to take them out for dinner and a movie first. Thanks for stopping by!

[@cputb1]

sherysista! Haven't seen you around in ages. Thank for stoppung by and leaving a comment!

[@cputb1]

Thanks AIS!

[@cputb1]

Thanks Toots!

[@cputb1]

WoW, thank you sir. Very kind.

[@jaredcicon]

Are you kidding me? I was cracking up. Very funny man. I caught all of the nuances and just wanted to list acoupld of them to make sure thy didn't go un-appreciated. J-man

[@sillyputty52]

that's ffreakin hilarius. you rule. dana

[@cputb1]

Thank you benzone50!

[@ScalerWave]

I mean, if I'm NOT 100% satisfied. What kind of customer support are we talking?

[@myrnaukelele]

Black bar CRAZY! I needa pair of those glasses lol!

[@cputb1]

I'll have Tubeco send you some complimentary Black Bar Snow Goggles!

[@cputb1]

Thanks!

[@cputb1]

Hmm, a letterbox set. I'll pass that suggestion on to R&D at TubeCo, hahaha.

[@TruckerSteve]

You are so right i hope they get this msg.

[@54rein]

Hopefully you'll present your Bar Mitzvah in a sequel. Everyone on YT will be invited to the premiere. People could celebrate by getting their drinks over at the black bar, and there might be people at this function studying for their black bar exam, etc. Let me know when it comes out, unless you are going to black bar me from watching.

[@cputb1]

Thanks man!

[@cputb1]

Wow, thanks 7m7m7!

[@hallbe]

They are so slimming! I'll take a set!!! But you know for Christmas you really should offer them in red and green. ;-) I have to say, I don't really get all the hype about widescreen. The black bars don't bother me at all. Hey...I think we actually got a tiny bit of your voice there!

[@cputb1]

Those "briller" would look great on you!

[@cputb1]

Hahaha. I'll have the order expedited. The TittySisters in black bar caps would be a great look on youz guyz. Thanks for the comment.

[@cputb1]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

[@BattlefieldDoktor]

LOL, what about the black bar hat and the black bar glasses together? ;o) This would be like a letterbox format with 4 bars, hehehe ;o) Funny video Carsten - 5*

[@sherysista]

Totally Funny! I hope you sell a lot of hats lol :::applause:::

[@cputb1]

Yea, the 19.9? thing. Years ago JC, there was local TV ad for a furniture store up here, where a price shown didnt jive with the VO. Well, that same guy who went and told me I was funny, said I should use that wrinkle here, in my parody bit lampooning poorly produced late night ads. But I was sure that the sound of the whoosh, as it went over everyones head, would be deafening. John 3:16? Well, its kind of an ancient URL to an old book that can still be found in a Google search.

[@hallbe]

I'll never get home...

[@cputb1]

Still, I'm gonna have TubeCo send you a complimentary Black bar Egg Timer.

[@cputb1]

Serenity Now!

[@benzone50]

LOL!! black bar crazy! very funny vid.

[@cputb1]

Thanks MGABBYB! (Psst, here's a tip. When ordering, use this secret code... "cputb1", and they'll throw in a free Black Bar Toothpick Dispenser!)

[@cputb1]

They are coming out with a limited addition Regplex Black Bar Beer Mug. I'll send you one for christmas.

[@cputb1]

It is? Well, you would know more about that than me, hahaha. Thanks for the view puddin' buns.

[@cputb1]

The policy is... You send me 20 bucks and I'll be "Satisfied". And you can "Return" to this video as often as you like!

[@cputb1]

Thanks for the view TuluzSrebrov.

[@54rein]

Wow good things about black bars! So I guess that this was a black bar mitzvah

[@cputb1]

Thank ehh.

[@cputb1]

Batteries and Cheerleader not included.

[@cputb1]

Them ruby red slippers getting a little tight are they?

[@anko8aug]

i wanna get the bars off

[@cputb1]

Tusen Takk !

[@regplex]

black bars inside black bars! film yourself wearing the hat on the toilet wearing the glasses in 4:3 for the weird barber shop effect haha .. (or probably just a small video! lol)

[@ScalerWave]

Hmmm I dunno...what if I'm 100% satisfied? What's the return policy on these things?

[@CooksterzLittlefield]

Im getting some black bars for my mousepad too! LOL, i know it does get bothersome, but what about people who have widescreen video phobia, think how they must feel!! LOL

[@Rowdyeh]

Lol! I dont need black bars! All my videos already got them!!

[@anko8aug]

taking

[@EliaForce1984ita]

and remember the Black Bars on toilet!!!! hahahahahahahaha

[@anko8aug]

no way i'm a cheep asian i'm not takeing then out lol jk

[@jaredcicon]

John 3:16 ??????? OKAY......who went and told cputb1 he was funny????? Now he thinks he's a comedian LOL And I have one question? How much does it cost? Is it $19.99 or $19.95??????