Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

It’s a kooky, loosey goosey Tuesdays straight from the couch of Joseph Albert List! Mark shows up late to talk: movie extremists, Ozzy, Joe’s cup of genocide, South African Reddit attacks and more!
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[@panop1725]

Don't ever go back to that office space. The basement is magic. One of the best episodes ever!

[@JosephScott-ct9sw]

Fellow people with good taste in comedians, don't miss the recent appearance of Jon Lovitz on Bill Burr's podcast, it's fantastic

[@williamgriesmer4313]

Please never stop these. Your senses of humor mesh perfectly, truly devine

[@rogaru]

Adam devine

[@AgendaInMind]

Sigg is better than Stanley for keeping soup hot for 10 hours in a cold pickup truck in winter in NJ.

[@edquin8]

"I'm the dentist comedian" had me rolling

[@ltsgoyanks]

They all hand me a card... we can take care of them teeth... hahaha

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

they love a tiny mouth

[@WardWyatt]

😂 🦷 😅

[@deannad9105]

The dentists for sure think they can convince Joe to get a whole new grill. They pay him tens of thousands to perform and in turn, he pays $100,000+ to fix those teeth😂

[@aburns89]

Petition for List to do War Pigs at Skankfest!!! He absolutely nailed that line!

[@NeilAllesee]

I love Monday night w Stories

[@ajones5683]

Listen to sleep then relisten at work ❤

[@CrakerzANDcl1tz]

My ritual as well haha​@@ajones5683

[@gtube1477]

Mongay??

[@eroticmasterbaker]

​@@gtube1477Translate to English

[@gtube1477]

@@eroticmasterbaker gay on a Monday!!!1!1!1 Do you live behind a rock or a cock??

[@BojanMilic84]

"This is the forehead that I'm been done born with" must be the funniest uttered sentence ever, Joe's killer.

[@bbbbburton]

I'm from South Africa, and one of my favourite pods was Marks stories from his honeymoon here 😂 the folks upset are just a bunch of queefs

[@VideoGameAtlas]

There were 2 episodes about south Africa and sandy and holy shit they are hilarious.

[@thegoonies08]

My father's gay

[@henrynorgrove2034]

I know you think we're nuts but the energy is so much better on the couch!

[@churn_diesel]

I had been building a house for nearly 2.5 years. Went through one terrible contractor and onto another. Finally got it done last week. There’s hope, Mark!

[@gtube1477]

I come from queefistan!!1!1!1

[@FRM101]

Remove that decimal point or be identified as gay.

[@gtube1477]

@@FRM101 Haramdulilah!!1!1!!1

[@likearc]

I'm so happy that they don't do clips or have a tv screen in front of them

[@scumbagreseller]

got to love a couch ep

[@gtube1477]

I come from queefistan!!!1!!1

[@PenumbralFigure]

LOOOOOOVE a couch ep, bring back the cat!

[@gtube1477]

@@PenumbralFigure wasn’t the cat gay??

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

I'm now bought into the silly couch theory. Something about this ep made it feel like old friends catching up. Had a different vibe to it.

[@danielyoung50]

The boys were COOKIN in this one!

[@christophermcclellan6729]

“It’s like two Keys with a torpedo , you never felt closer. You both hug after and you go uuuuuua … I wish I knew your name…” ….. I laughed so loud 😂

[@lonewolf604]

That could be a bit

[@esterrut9702]

I laughed out loud at the MLB joke. Joe was just too dyslexic for it, maybe. I love you guys❤

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Opposite seats !!! East is west gay is straight Im lost

[@gtube1477]

Schindler‘s twist!!!12

[@frarfarf]

Your mother's gay?

[@gtube1477]

@@frarfarf Haramdulilah!!1!!11

[@garydalybookmob5180]

Easily the best podcast in the world. Comedy! Gaza Strip Mall. Man that is so fucking funny.

[@FRM101]

settle down sweetheart

[@RefinedQualia]

​@@FRM101Relax your taint sweetqueef

[@tommylob1409]

I can't believe this is free. Tuesday night with a drink - favourite time of the week.

[@biancadistefano7612]

I must say, the lighting is much more complimentary on the couch👍 Shout out POGS😂

[@veddermn8]

The joy on Joe's face at the very end when he summons Jerry's "This is the show!"... priceless.

[@patrick815]

2 floors up is the baby, 1 floor up is the new asian guy

[@bubsssbunny]

Mark just putting his fist in the air and yelling “Heeeb” cracks me the fuck up lol.

[@gtube1477]

Schindlers twist!!1!1

[@dinibo]

This is what makes this show magic. The banter is unmatched. Never leave the couch again!

[@tubby6339]

Joe is the king of corporates

[@jackmayo]

Basement episodes are so much better, this had me dieing 😊

[@jmaice83616]

This was hands down one of the funniest episodes! Great job guys! I laughed my ass off! 🤣

[@reddevil211287]

I love these two, perfect cure for loneliness and depression

[@williamgriesmer4313]

Best two story tellers in the business.

[@paulkossak7761]

"I don't think thats their names" hahaha.

[@Manteuffel13]

Always enjoy these two- its as though you are watching two actual friends trying to crack each other up, much to our benefit. Thanks guys!

[@Musthavetrav]

Kelce became Mr Phizer and we don’t need camera cuts to Taylor Swift after every possession. Imagine if the nba showed a players side piece everytime he made a play

[@MagicRing]

Tuesgays are the best fans

[@shavedicesongs]

I love the natural environment - much more calming than the kooky graphic wallpaper!

[@pauljoseph8338]

I try to watch Norm’s other pod with the other guy, but I fall asleep. Norm seems so much more vibrant and awake on this this pod. He’s so much better with List.

[@PresidentAlone]

Both pods are great. This one he's not drinking

[@somecsguy9824]

I like Sam's standup but I can't listen to him on podcasts

[@pressrepeat2000]

Very true. But the other pod has 2x the subs and views for every video, which is weird. I think it might be because people just don’t like List in general? But Mark + Joe is just magical vibes.

[@andreadushanek6470]

I think you might have something there. I love these guys but my boyfriend can't stand List so I watch this pod after he leaves for work. I think there are some people who are just turned off by his particular type of self deprecating humor that I can't quite pinpoint. But I can see clearly that it exists. lol. @@pressrepeat2000

[@ercwtzl]

​@@pressrepeat2000that probably has something to do with guests. Guests can drive views in addition to regular listeners.

[@jordandrip18]

This ep was definitely one of the greats!!!! Hilarious the whole way through

[@dobledekersoulwrekr]

Joe List,, "we shouldn't have a certain president because the MEDIA will ramp up cancel culture and comedians will have a tougher time getting specials"

[@balls4924]

damn this episode was gold i’m cracking up the whole time

[@warddanial1841]

Im a massive Tuesgay. I watch every episode and you guys are great. Just here to quickly clarify the palestine incident. I agree she was rude and should not have cursed you or give just a passing comment. However, Starbuck does have sketchy investment inside illegal settlements in Israel and they have supported Israel historically in terms of funding. I encourage you to do some digging yourself if you like. Now, to explain the "cup of genocide", the big campaign pushing to boycott Starbucks uses a Starbucks cup filled with blood which is the reason behind her association between the cup and genocide. The implication here is that the money you give Starbucks goes into funding genocide indirectly. Because benefitting Israeli economy means benefitting their army. They assumed you know because the campaign has been so successful it actually put a dent in Starbucks' global annual revenue which is great. Anyways, love the show love both of you and come to London.

[@Foreallionaire]

Didn’t read

[@deannad9105]

There is nothing worse than someone screaming their point at you, thinking that is going to make you change your mind. Why would you listen to a lunatic that can't make a point rationally? She should have just asked if you heard about Starbucks involvement in XYZ. You would have said no and she could have explained. Maybe it would have made you curious and you would have looked into it (if for no other reason, than to have a bit). But now, the only takeaway is that she is crazy. She totally defeated her own point. By the way, be careful, mentioning a "cup of genocide" and the Diva Cup in such quick succession. You may give that young woman a new crossover idea for what to do with the leftover period blood, to help protest Starbucks😬🤢😂

[@geordangundelfinger]

Haha

[@antonio_carvalho]

Thanks, Chuck!!

[@junimeme5626]

Honestly one of the best episodes ever

[@simpsons721]

duck falling out of the bag gets me everytime

[@robbyrish13]

Do you think that’s a reference to that Louie episode?

[@davidperez5089]

Yeah right, his dillbag! Me queef! Quack quack queef!

[@you_beg_my_pardon]

I have the whole intro memorized and I didn't want to memorize it it's like this songs that you hear over and over and over on the radio you end up knowing them without wanting to know them

[@robbyrish13]

@@you_beg_my_pardon The music itself is perfectly emblematic of the tone of the show too. The twangy guitars are sort of like Mark's awkward boisterousness and the singing is smooth but not great just like how Joe balances out the dynamic.

[@emilylowrance7930]

yeah i'd love to hear the whole bit someday of each one@@you_beg_my_pardon

[@Jvsxn]

The fact that the first thing I noticed is that Joes on the right💀💀 then the first thing i hear from Mark is ‘they’re gonna flip that we switched sides’ this is why Tuesgays are my favorite

[@diannawilliams6923]

Yes, back to the perfect setting for a great comedy podcast!

[@diannawilliams6923]

Wow! I’m so happy!!!

[@MrValentineReacts]

I would thoroughly appreciate you guys never ceasing this podcast

[@mysteryman5703]

Good work Chuck !

[@Hustle24seven]

Dying laughing in the first 15 mins, one of the best episodes

[@RubenSotelo-jh6hq]

This is my favorite pod! Love the new look!! Great hair and some of the best ears ive ever seen

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Another great episode! When can we see you guys take a stage in Chicago again? This question extends to the funbearable friends!

[@RedBernie]

Awesome Ep Thing 1 and 2

[@m0str33t]

I’m so glad yall still make this pod never stop

[@babalous7479]

This episode flew by like a good episode should. Thanks for making the trip to Joe's basement!

[@GhostPalace79]

The set looks less crappy. congrats.

[@snoopysnoopessky2291]

"March Normand" 🤣

[@extendedclips]

Mark referenced “Pogs” hilarious

[@efreinshtick]

Best darn pod in the biz. Yall are gold every episode

[@Red_Twizzler]

Couch ep!

[@David-xf5vl]

"Ill take some arrowhead" 18:42

[@TheLockProdoctions]

Joe recorded those ads through the baby monitor how wholesome

[@kaiharris8850]

Best ep in months, the COUCH, Jerry!

[@DRlFTIN]

This podcast is my happy place

[@jonathancastro4322]

2 min in and and I’m already cackling 😂

[@brandonpestano]

"the old show up with the phone dead guy" hahahaha vintage list

[@justJayMall]

I remember getting Pogs from an older substitute teacher back in high school. Wow what a good memory blast Mark!

[@audiogus2651]

Good to be here

[@corydystopia]

Love you

[@mattmorse6849]

Great pod.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

couch is good because they can make out on it

[@robbyrish13]

Came here to say this^

[@kraknjaws3882]

I can't find anyone arguing Joe's point about why Trump is bad for America. Joe's full of it

[@baxpiz1289]

he has no point

[@robertcastillo9754]

My dear boys. God dammit I love Tuesdays! Basement rules! ❤

[@candicesanchez3753]

Love you Joe List!

[@El_Chompo]

yay the couch. I'm glad you got away from that bad door slamming energy. no fun. now get the cat back and we're in business baby

[@sleepyheadluke]

jimmy muffet 🤣 "On the first day of March, it was raining It was raining worse than anything that I have ever seen..."

[@paulleclaire8252]

Nice!

[@thefern69]

Happy Tuesgay

[@ANTIC602]

I grew up on pogs and tops it was big at my school as a kid good fun 👍

[@andergrindstudios7546]

Mark - love the new hair-piece! Keep on Rockin in the Free World! : )

[@goodsick8556]

Pogs and slammed were great. Remember I had the OJ Slammer😅

[@alexuncommon314]

A couch ep 🥰

[@KingYahtzee]

The energy is so much better and funnier on the couch, I have to admit!

[@23HF23]

Fred Palestoo 😂

[@cfreedom79]

These two are maniacs. Funny stuff here.

[@rhettlink9805]

ya got a BILLBOARD cookin' 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

[@eahiv]

couch ep! lunch

[@markketchenjr9335]

Best pod in ever !! 😂😂

[@laurencezemlick1979]

Honestly, I love the political talk. Hilarious. 36:04 😂

[@petey604]

March Normand 🤣

[@craigmartin5928]

Joey No Pogs 😂

[@andreadushanek6470]

Cake's cover of War Pigs is amazing.

[@jd-tg1ox]

T Pain got one too

[@Br_ittany1119]

When did Normand get gray in his beard? I love it.

[@enokoner]

I know right! So hot

[@SDCISHERE]

Lobes are perfect ❤

[@calebgoodwin2110]

I agree with Joe List We’re much better off with a cadaver for president…….

[@courtneyg678]

dam @marknormand. would love to come and see yous in raleigh or charlotte. second show ill miss. wah wah wah

[@sirrobert23]

I loooooooove the couch

[@edwardlowrie2735]

Nice...

[@FRM101]

congrats to Shane! BL & SNL in the same week - undeniable!

[@40sheldon]

The boys are back!! Best ep since the new millennium. You guys were overdue for a hot ep. Chuck is an addition by subtraction. Stick with this original two man format.

[@Davidortiztx]

How do yall only have 80k subscribers

[@eroticmasterbaker]

Because they're gay

[@RetiredRobot]

Pod was demonetized years ago, which means it’s not promoted by the algorithm

[@tuesgayy]

This is the most beautiful harmonious friendship to ever exist

[@BryceChillis]

Hell i remember my corporate gig days