Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

We're back in the saddle baby!
Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest friend in a time of need, which leads to an insane phone call.
Joseph heads down to Orlando with Sarah to do a corporate gig in Disney World! It's a nightmare in the happiest place on earth! It's Tuesdays!
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[@drakeelliott5079]

It's wild that the two best comedians in the business have literally the funniest podcast with only 68,000 subscribers. When are the people finally going to catch on? This is gold, Jerry!!

[@ThePokerStreets916]

Making Mark's watch beep sound the cut into and out of ad reads is hilariously genius!

[@day245]

They’ve been doing it the past few episodes. Wonder if it was chuck’s idea

[@ThePokerStreets916]

@@day245 seems like it was a solid Chuck idea.

[@alba7or]

Clearly his best contribution to the pod if it was Chuck’s idea 😂

[@jayneblue2]

@@alba7or You kidding? Eps are so well paced, edited, you can sit & watch them.

[@ThePokerStreets916]

@@jayneblue2 Think they were being facetious. You know, like how Mark & Joe bag on Chuck but they're kidding.

[@19jtown]

23:55 Mark unironically does the classic Jay Leno “did you hear about this” when telling a story about Jay Leno

[@tyler6722]

Ahh love some good ole corporate hell gig trauma 😂😂

[@benjaminkaarst]

One of the best eps in a while. Props to Joe for traveling back to New York for the pod.

[@lunchbag_larry]

chuck, sincere thank you for raising the camera so we don’t have to look at the bottom of their shoes all episode! much appreciated

[@BPH55]

15 minutes in and no spread??? 😂

[@ryancotton9873]

Aka Joe’s ankles

[@headymitch]

Should be even higher and zoomed in. Been literally saying this for years.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Joe: you look at the KZbin comments?! Love you, guy! You’re very pretty.

[@joshualowe7376]

Saw that Mark was at the Super Bowl with Bert and Shane. Can’t wait to hear about it in an upcoming hot ep!!

[@kyledawes3236]

Only a couple more months!!!

[@Revolution1117]

Jesus....I wonder how many GALLONS of booze & beer was consumed between those 3 lushes. Whew!!.

[@davidperez5089]

So Glad i didn't bet on the birds.

[@patrick815]

Marks a Super Fan

[@mwara2444]

That's if Mark even remembers it

[@rosieposie5775]

Honestly when I listen to TWS I imagine the guys in a baseball field announcer booth 😂 & this is the chatter in between calls…

[@BPH55]

I would skip work to watch a mean nothing Wednesday afternoon baseball game if these two were doing the broadcast. 🤣

[@trendybistro]

Norm said Bob Eucker would hit the mute button on the broadcast and say some wild shit.

[@davidperez5089]

Nice imagery! Thanks queef lover!

[@JP-rj1cd]

This is amazing, I'm imagining this every episode now

[@dannyp8503]

Joe that comment about Jerry putting out his old stuff for the fourth time was amazing

[@Pouya0820]

I love you Joe I love Mark You two are the best comedians in the world.

[@PNW_Fiddle]

Jerry?!

[@clevermissfox]

I love how mark is the one who got home invaded several times and list is the one scared of his own shadow

[@KidBaklava504]

Mark’s New Orleans neighborhood in the 1990’s was crackhead central. He’s seen it all… queefs, anal, jizz, all of it.

[@me_12-vw1vi]

lol

[@BPH55]

This is a hilarious observation. 😂

[@davidperez5089]

They're both targets, Joe gets threatened by the homeless constantly!

[@clevermissfox]

And I forgot the mugging when he first moved to NY! Has joe been mugged or robbed at gunpoint to precipitate the fear? Love both the boys no matter the irrational level of fear joe has ❤️‍🔥

[@greatscott175]

27:45 the cut that hides Mark talking for 2 hours about his 90 minute call with Jerry

[@justme3310]

Been watching old episodes the last couple of days. Can't get enough.

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Ban those 6 chooches! The rest of us fans love all of you guys - even you Chuck!

[@praokon]

These don't ever get old... Keep up the great work and keep kicking life's ass!

[@sc2performance]

We love ya Joe and Mark!

[@nickm6515]

You guys are the best. This is hands down, best POD. Keep up the great work, Luke Kiddle and Kevin Heart.

[@pucz8215]

It’s mind blowing that these guys kept this pod going for 10 freaking years with absolutely no sucesss 😂

[@joebortschellertattooandart]

They tried. This hasn't been 10 years tho

[@day245]

@@joebortschellertattooandartit’s been nine years

[@Hustle24seven]

More success than you bucko

[@matthenry2564]

Huh? They have a pretty rabid fanbase, get around 50k views just on KZbin and have several sponsors

[@justingagnier1394]

No success?? Their Patreon for the pod is huge lol.

[@leekirby]

Love the honesty and tales of disaster

[@joshhernandez8085]

Joe's corporate gig story reminded me of the good ol' days of the pod.

[@estebancuatro5679]

The watch beep for the commercials is funny gold Lolol

[@rodneynajar8652]

"Stinking like garbage outside of a bar" lmao

[@emmadilemma5274]

"If you got needs, that's one of your needs!" 😂😂

[@DesignRhythm]

Much appreciated doin whatever it takes to put out an ep for us every Tuesday🤘

[@U.F.O_0908]

Was waiting until dinnertime to listen. Both guys coming with bangers straight out the gate. The last bunch of pods have been pure gold and hilarious. Chuck, I wanna give big thanks to you for making the magic happen behind the scenes. Edit: Chuck, I'm going to your podcast right away, dude!

[@chuckstaton]

🤘🤘🤘

[@thedarkenergist]

Love this fuckin pod, man. Highlight of my Tuesgay. Thank you boys.

[@Blade70]

Don't worry. We love you guys. Thanks for free weekly content.

[@tommylob1409]

Seal of approval 🤣🤣

[@floydawaight49]

I been waiting all week. Bring it, like usual, and shove it right into my ear holes... PeaceOrElse

[@krunchykarrot6537]

@0:51 mark pointing a gun at the camera and saying "BH" is wild lmao

[@veddermn8]

34:43 "Looks like an oooooold box turtle" I savor the anticipation when Mark goes into a wind up to throw out another random comparison. So good. To their topic, I feel the same way about Nicole Kidman where ladies I know think she's amazingly beautiful and i just think she's "nice".

[@ABPhoto182]

Excellent ep as always boys! Got to see the List man in Denver this last weekend and WheeeeeewEeeeeee did he deliver! What a guy! 🎉😂

[@davidmiller7232]

I’ve got two pecs. Pure gold.

[@chrischancellor7372]

"Sleepless in Queeftown" is one of the great romantic comedies ever

[@kermitthrush1557]

"It used to be Norm and labia, and not its just Stavros". So true.

[@timothywright1026]

Normand rules

[@kylemcnab927]

J list is super underrated, was a fan of mark first but I’ve watched joes special very funny. Great comedian

[@clevermissfox]

Also great title to the episode . These dudes are so fucking funny.

[@SafeTea]

Miami guy here, This city is very selfish by nature and no one respects anyone else's time . Thank you for coming down when you have . No one will blame you for not returning . I saw Jim Jefferies have a comfortable set at the west Palm improv. That's basically a different planet. A good compromise for our drive and your Set .

[@norm4915]

Fantastic refreshing episode - a lot of honesty in this one which was nice for a change. Having said that, only 1 “anyjizz” at 48:41 and it was more like an “anywayjizz”. I don’t know what’s going on with list.

[@jmqcbizzle]

joe list is the funniest person ive ever come across

[@Pouya0820]

The issue is you read the bad reviews and it effects you negatively, but when I write all these nice comments no one ever cares

[@collinharrington539]

yoooo shoutout to the berkshires 😂

[@widespreadGoose]

We love and appreciate you

[@patrick815]

Love the show, editing is becoming legendary

[@andrestein6022]

LOL we don't care much at all if you bank episodes, just make sure they aren't all about the wedding 🤣😂 still love the show Joe

[@misteranon763]

Chappelle , DONNELL!! LOL Jeff Ross & Jimmy Carr just rockd Melbourne-Sunday Night@RodLaver Arena👏👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 Im sorry for The Eagles❤️

[@tbgoatmlg8280]

Look forward to you guys every week!

[@DeeWhy618]

Holy queef-tastic, batman!

[@craiggodwin3324]

Sealy Dan

[@MrBiggerdaddio]

Guys, i fkn love you. Mark normand: i am not gay, im not a tues. Gay... but if it has to happen... ill whisper you pretty lies and tickle your ego. Fr my fav ppl. Sending all the love i can! 💋🤠🍄

[@me_12-vw1vi]

imagine if jerry called during a tues ep. joe would pass out like a girl lol

[@mjm5081]

"COSBY!"

[@DennisHyde14]

For some reason Joe saying "cutoff shorts" cracked me up

[@matguerra333]

Do you not realize that everyone is "great" when you're rich? It cracks me up these comics...Of course they're great, you have something they want...They are not great and wouldn't be if you were homeless.

[@lorcan545]

Joe’s New Balance looking new. A good six inches of very pale shinbone visible till his jeans start.

[@aname206]

this is gonna be a top 5 ep of this year this is fucking hilarious

[@JohnAVoyles]

Great episode guys, thanks

[@mikeggggg7889]

I’m watching on my phone lol

[@Lallana_Del_Rey]

Mark with a P.F Changs reference, The Diddler. haha

[@jonf2188]

I always try to put positive comment in. Love you guys

[@joefondu]

Let's go algo. Great set in Denver!

[@scully6703]

Best pod on the web!

[@bluesyjazzcat31]

Idk why but I laughed so hard at 4:27 😂

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Happy Valentines Gay, everycum!

[@mjm5081]

Spank you

[@ltsgoyanks]

You guys are too much!!! Trying to go to sleep here!

[@charleybredrup7572]

You guys are the dream team and I’ve be guzzling episodes non-stop since Sep! Just got 4 tics for Joe in a Chicago and looking to get 4 for Marks new Friday Chicago date! That’s lunch!

[@BrandonRicci21]

Didn’t Jerry, to an extent, start the “clip” idea? The cold open to every Seinfeld episode is essentially a clip.

[@pernelljunior2297]

"I think she was under a car wrenching"....😆😆😆😆

[@Kas3-]

I cannot imagine the feeling of being a child and walking into my home and having there be a random man there lol I feel for you Mark

[@smallon]

Jizzin in the panties had me in tears this morning lol! Thanks dudes!

[@tmacfan824]

Probably the most fun filled action packed Tuesdays ever.

[@BrickTop06]

Such a funny backhanded way to shit on Joe. He has that embarrassing moment with Jerry on the last ep and cries about it and then the very next ep Mark sacks up, talks for more than an hour with Jerry and goes on a date with him. Sorry Joe Joe Rabbit.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Was just defeating insomnia… it can wait, now.

[@junimeme5626]

I unironically skip sleep on Tuesdays because of this. EU moment

[@richardpeterson9449]

Great ep guys as always… thanks for doing these!

[@CamahaWR450]

Anyone else back for seconds already 😂

[@ChicanoChef11]

Had to hop off the patreon to show some love here A LOT of podcast pre record you all good homies!!!

[@SourceSigorb]

Joe, saw you in Denver Saturday night, you killed! Wiped the floor with em! Gold! Thank you for a great time.

[@bunnybangz]

Happy love day my fav two farts ❤️❤️

[@toddtempleton9321]

I cant hear anything over JOe's skeletal ankle

[@benjaminkaarst]

"It used to be Norm MacDonald and labia. Now it's Stavros..."

[@Videolistener]

Prerecording is annoying when the pod is based on things that recently happened to you. Don’t mind a few weeks, but we were hearing about the World Cup in January 😂

[@CalmCobra75]

My favourite pod is here ! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@Demon_DC]

Y'all are the awesome.

[@bori1986]

Proud member of the Evil Six I hate Pre Recorded Eps you queefs it won't stop me from watching tho

[@poochthedog8079]

We love ya, Joe!❤ Your audience is loving this crap. 😊

[@cormacfarquhar3011]

"I les mis'd it" haha

[@metalface9463]

What a great EP fellas. Love it

[@jonathansmith7753]

Great bomb story Joe

[@chadtrombley3078]

I had to look. But it's good. Keep posting.

[@pacocuhh]

The sinister 6! That’s what they call the main Spider-Man villains

[@kylemcgill2966]

He's wearing bait 😂😂😂

[@kicksalot7214]

hey Mark what are those shoes exactly? i like the look of em.

[@harrisoncart3801]

Don’t listen to the hate you’re both legends. About to join the Patreon even though you queefs upped the price 😭

[@NineSevenThree]

Can you guys do a live recording in NJ?

[@taylorthompson1930]

More mark!

[@anthonydelise316]

I love you Joe

[@thisthirsty]

Assuming you mentioned us to Jerry Mark🥨

[@mintyfreshfilms]

The Evil Six!

[@frowningJoker]

Mark, the way you're divulging all of your wife's secrets on this podcast makes it so much easier for the next guy she's gonna end up with.