TURDUCKEN CHEF - JonTron

[@professionalgameman5409]

Actually, it's called Turducken's monster, as Turducken was the doctor.

[@frodoan]

I want to like but it’s at 69

[@Goofy-G]

Sadly now it's at 81 :(

[@toxicbarrel3096]

@@frodoan Well There's still 420

[@ultimateninjaboi]

But the monster says "i can still hear the screams, papa." So it sees Turducken as its father. So wouldnt it also have the name "Turducken"?

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

Paula "Turducken" Deen

[@voteyesonyes5347]

that chicken sure looks like it’s in the danger zone

[@Itsprincesweets]

Why is there blood on this chicken

[@rebel6301]

good one

[@Imafurrynowlol]

Denger zone

[@demi-femme4821]

*Denger Zone

[@francomasiniofficial]

Who’s Harry?

[@DanimationYT]

"As you can see, the level is: Advanced... Baby, I burn eggs." - Jontron 2017 Fucking priceless.

[@valorthefox]

Starshot Oh god i readed it while he said it

[@dr6559]

Starshot "That's a lot of damage" while MMX music plays did it for me.

[@AyeItsSlink]

be nice 497 Are you ok?

[@benice4979]

Yep. Just sharing an important truth to people who would have not known otherwise ; )

[@CasperInkyMagoo]

"He dug in yesterday [...] in a two-hour argument in which (JonTron) referenced long-held, far-right wing talking points such as a Mexican "reconquista" (the Mexican retaking, by mass immigration, of American land or culture)"

[@Superdude403]

Gordon Ramsey: can literally debone a chicken blindfolded Jon: “baby I burn eggs”

[@nuka-cetylene323]

Somehow I burn cereal. Beat that.

[@andyanderson2963]

@@nuka-cetylene323 i burn the milk

[@THE_CRIMSON_FUCKXR]

@@andyanderson2963 I burn the bowl

[@thecrtf4953]

@@THE_CRIMSON_FUCKXR I burn the counter

[@schhur]

@@thecrtf4953 I burn the house

[@S7232S]

"Free Bird" as a poultry brand name is hilarious

[@rileygonzales896]

S maybe if you have a really dark sense of humor

[@archangeris3077]

Penis joke = Lol

[@EstherStarlighter]

@@archangeris3077 hahaha yes yes yes :0

[@marialmibar3824]

Well yes they are free of being alive

[@funtimegamer8733]

I'm no vegan, but this looks absolutely disgusting

[@megavidaeos]

I’m still upset that we never actually got to see how the turducken turned out.

[@EricDG326]

MegavidÆos Not well. He completely botched the deboning. And knowing Jon, it was probably cooked to charcoal on the outside and completely raw on the inside. All he did really was expose the bones instead of remove them. He also “deboned” the duck and turkey from the breast. I don’t think this would make too much of a culinary difference (though it might be slightly harder to close), but typically, you debone from the back.

[@fan_of_lizzers]

Legend says it’s still cooking to this day

[@Tacomans_56]

He prob never cooked it 😂

[@asphaltape]

"baby i burn eggs"

[@samanthastein3539]

It probably didn’t turn out too well, considering that he didn’t stuff them properly.

[@insanecrusader379]

For now on when someone asks "can you cook?" I shall reply: *"Baby I burn eggs"*

[@awoodenkiwitoy6293]

Insanecrusader Imagine Jouqe watching this.

[@kornx10]

The best of responses

[@dreamingofjupiter4065]

The best of comment chains

[@thetearofpheonix7108]

Insanecrusader Baby I make Water Dry

[@bluez_9255]

> *Engineer* > *burns eggs*

[@SeniorSuiki]

The bit with his grandma is arguably my favorite JonTron moment 😂

[@Dorumon281]

NO NO JON You don't use sutures to hold your turkey together! *YOU USE FLEX SEAL*

[@EdgyPickle]

It was a lotta damage after all

[@colemcgilvery14]

that's a lot of damage!

[@ChaseMC215]

Flex Tape.... FUCK THAT SHIT!

[@Cultureghost]

I SAWED A BIRD IN HALF!

[@AJPwny]

USE FLEX TAPE

[@primeministersinister4541]

Was I supposed to kill the birds before stuffing them into each other?

[@romusa10]

Im weak 😂😂😂

[@tristanconway1455]

No

[@ttracs]

Prime Minister Sinister no.

[@enemylasagna3688]

Yes.

[@CircaSriYak]

it makes it a hell of a lot easier

[@gavinthejanitor]

"normally i'm feeding you by the river, today im taking your skeleton out" words to live by

[@chrismanuel9768]

Me to my ex

[@gavinhill4970]

hello fellow Gavin

[@amazuber658]

"Baby, I burn eggs"- advanced level cooking skill quote by chef Jon.

[@markusallen102]

I try making a scrambled egg sandwich and end up making a scrambled egg and frying pan sandwich I don't even know how I accomplish this

[@musene]

Amazuber I thought he said “Baby i’ve burned Aids” 🤣🤣🤣

[@dylanscott2732]

the second step is the *DUCK*

[@2cym172]

Chef Jon Ramsey?

[@NoWhereToRun22]

not to be confused with Chef John of FoodWishes(.com [as he says])

[@jackcatchpowle1979]

John: “Normally I’m feeding you by the river, today I’m taking your skeleton out 🤷‍♂️, that’s lifffffe”

[@sirgreg7124]

*Jon. Sorry to be “that guy” I’ll like your comment to as apology.

[@jackcatchpowle1979]

Logan Elkins I appreciate the peace offering

[@gregorysweet867]

Jack Catchpowle allah

[@lordrathut]

Wow, the past three days I've seen one singular reply correcting a person, and every time I also see the original commenter not taking offense to it. Maybe KZbin's getting better after all

[@trevorthornley8835]

"That's life And as funny as it may seem Some people get their kicks Stompin on a dream"

[@brimac106]

Words to live by: "Normally, I'm feeding ya by the river. Today I'm taking your skeleton out. That's life" -Jon 2017

[@strawbbrylan]

its a good name for a band

[@victor_0cp]

read it as he said it

[@Weeb_Fox]

I say that to school children.

[@abqr7243]

Doctor: "What happened?" Me: "well, you know those people who can cut vegetables really fast?" Doctor: "yes...?" Me: "I can't do that"

[@RandomUser8P]

“This dish is so vile, PETA made a video condemning it” Yeah, but given PETA’s reputation, I don’t think them condemning something means anything anymore

[@JackSilver1410]

It means something to me. It means I'm going to try my hand at a turducken out of spite.

[@theshagster3763]

Dude why is that so right

[@nevets2371]

Makes me want to try it more

[@JackSilver1410]

@@GinaDriedUp If you're going to go all out, then start with a hummingbird, put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a cornish hen, then put that in a chicken, put all that in a duck, then in a turkey, then in a BIGGER turkey (hey, it's thanksgiving), put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put it all in a pterodactyl, then stuff it in a Boeing 747. Recipe courtesy of Red vs Blue.

[@Corey_Tenderson]

I really don’t listen to PETA anymore, especially after they pointed out the fact that CoronaVirus sounds similar to carnivorous.

[@onebutteryboy4724]

7:12. Jon what are you doing man, just slap some flex tape on that boy and it’ll be fixed right up!

[@DBRX5]

DUH HUH HUH NICE REFERENCE BRO LOLOLOLOL

[@wobbiewobbles]

7:40

[@isaackoma8336]

420 likes im done

[@phantom_boi4085]

7:40thats alota dam age

[@Seanlester2012]

He even said "that's a lot of damage!" not too long after it

[@Handington]

I love how it's a combination of Jon genuinely trying mixed with contempt for it

[@BAN3FromNoWhere]

Next step in the evolution of this monstrosity; The Osturducken

[@yaboizam]

As a professional cook, this video both bothered and entertained me beyond any expectations. Well done, Jon.

[@piequals314]

as a terrible cook, HOW DO YOU DE-BONE A CHICKEN?!

[@justas423]

@@piequals314 pray

[@spiwolf6998]

I wanted to see the final product.

[@DrDolan2000]

I'm equally bothered and entertained as well, despite not being a chef

[@Sonichero151]

I went to culinary school so I have some knowledge...... I was also entertained and disturbed..... Though Jon did end up deboning rather well

[@JaseAnimates]

Damn, not even Flex Tape can fix that mess.

[@xFandomTrashx]

Lol

[@mithrilld]

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

[@boneless1872]

KeeperOfPork *BLASPHEMY*

[@cian2168]

Flex tape fixes anything.

[@toaster9922]

that’s a lotta damage

[@monster3739]

“Yesterday I was feeding you bread by the river now I’m taking out you’re skeleton. That’s life” beautiful

[@mrcrazy1018]

monster3739 Byoutiful

[@MrDynamite110]

your*

[@almightyjimmy8965]

MrDynamite110 Add a period please

[@lucapeyrefitte6899]

😂😂😂

[@sarahguillen1466]

I'm pretty sure that's why he's dead,because....BREAD IS POISON FOR DUCKS ☺

[@AntiqueBambi]

“.. was I supposed to get rid of the wing? WELL I HAVE- well, I have.” Still kills me lol

[@Tuffest_Leader]

Now, that's a lotta damage.

[@KetsaKunta]

shh I sawed this truducken in HALF!

[@youtubeuser3343]

JonTronShow leave you aren’t wanted here

[@ViktorBerg]

If it ain't got a checkmark, it ain't worth clicking.

[@CrechTips]

I ruined your 666 likes

[@Tuffest_Leader]

nope.

[@dantoxism8538]

*THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE*

[@Moonoom]

The thing is, it's so easy to know whether or not it's a scam. I think the bots should just stop trying

[@kalihimagsikanyokosuka9034]

oh its a bot? fuck :/

[@KeywordTypo]

Fucking bots

[@dantoxism8538]

Wtf I go away for an hour and there are a billion bots, ok. Just make sure not to click them guys.

[@AllHailMe12431]

Accidentally clicked one of the bots' links... Well shit, better hope that's not a problem.

[@SheriffBones]

In this episode, Jon fucks around with animal corpses for a few minutes until the corpses fight back.

[@jabbyjojo]

a cut above your old Filthy Frank videos

[@southernbear736]

the fuck is that link?

[@Jander406]

"An emotionless Chienese man sold this to me! BY GOLLY I don't know if thats safe to eat" I hope that was improve it was perfect

[@kkarall5060]

You can't improve it, it's already so good

[@colemanbubar5098]

Improv

[@puhskinti9358]

Impro

[@GeseIIschaft]

Impr

[@TMullen8]

Imp

[@dafrogeron]

I wanted to see the final form....

[@XxDemon23xX]

so did I ahaha. I actually wanted to see his turducken when it was finished.

[@X3mbo]

he probably didnt finish it and just trashed it like a typical wasteful American

[@SteveTheBox]

Dafrogeron but really who would be willing to wait 13 hours? For the Tofucken?

[@dafrogeron]

Steve The Box once the tofucken touches ur tongue you will know that it was worth the wait...

[@X3mbo]

lmonly10, i am american, why would you think i'm british?!?!?

[@Amp7138]

"'In this city no way' apparently he'd never heard of CHINATOWN" I laughed my fucking ass off!!!!

[@rebjr6615]

Not even FlexTape can fix this, and that makes me sad.

[@0n1baka]

Rebjr YOU DARE SPEAK OF LIES, BLASPHEMER! FLEXTAPE CAN FIX ANYTHING!

[@InVinoVeratas]

With that avatar, I don’t expect anything less _than being a _*_Sadman_*

[@rebjr6615]

Bailey Green I am the Notorious Professor Sad

[@maginotline9601]

Rebjr That Professor Sad avatar made my pants feel like a moist towelette in less than 2 seconds.

[@rebjr6615]

The Real Knack i am moist man powers

[@poundsign9731]

I wish to God that Jon did more cooking adventures

[@RandyTheB_]

this is real fun to watch, because my place of work does 6 figures worth of turduckens. i've deboned more birds than i can remember, and this is just delightful to watch someone else suffer through their first bird.

[@Sonichero151]

You need a new job......

[@RandyTheB_]

@@Sonichero151 yeah

[@kmjl93]

I have to ask how you got into the position of making turduckens. I'm just so confused, friend...

[@somedude6250]

I would like to see the process of a pro making a turducken

[@bernebelmont1857]

I dont like your pfp,

[@jamespatterson8689]

That turkey was so fresh that you could slap a piece of flex tape on it and it would be revived

[@jekzinder16]

That's how you rose from the dead! Jesus, your giving away the secrets to your miracles. They won't be miracles if everyone can do them. Now everyone is going to be using flex tape for resurrection.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Is it bad I'm a Christian and I laughed at this comment thread?

[@AlmostAzun]

isn’t that your job? Revive people?

[@padya_003_vittoreorahmadha9]

@Delfox10 I'm having trouble determining which one of em is the weirdo. XD. And I have a feeling it's far too risky to attempt to try to understand.

[@wadProductions-tm3se]

Vegan: *approaches* Me: OUT OF THIS HOUSE📿📿📿📿

[@lordfinklebottom7278]

"3 years later" *NO WONDER JOHN HASN'T UPLOADED MUCH, he's been makin' this TURDUCKEN for yeaaaaars*

[@nopedontcare691]

I really wished he actually cooked it and we got to see the final product I legitimately curious how it would’ve turned out

[@BILLTHORPE]

A JonTron video without 3 deaths is considered a dull affair!

[@yoshipilot]

Go to hell

[@pjdougherty6442]

JonTronShow Holy shit, these things are still around? These fake fucking channels using fake fucking names advertising fucking viruses? Why hasn’t KZbin done something about this bullshit?!

[@Heimskiir]

Eat shit fucker

[@nervousegg4458]

JonTronShow get out of here bot

[@Minty_Mentos_]

JonTronShow Well I Guess It Is A Surprise VIRUS SURPRISE TAKING THE MONEY RIGHT OUT MY WALLET

[@MissToast21]

I showed this video to my dad, who is a chef, and he cringed the whole time. To me that was the best thing in the world to see my dad get that bothered over a video. My brother and I laughed the whole time and laughed even harder watching our dad watch this. Good Job Jon, 10/10 would recommend.

[@Sonichero151]

I'm currently in Culinary School... And Only now do I realize how much of a Sin against God, Nature, and the Universe Turducken is..... But still this shit was hilarious.... And I enjoyed Watching Jon Fuck up with his Culinary Skills.

[@insomnolence655]

The weird chest-burster thing Jon kept pulling out of the birds was the neck.

[@Antfightingwizards]

FireFoxx 379 t that wasn’t the neck

[@roetemeteor]

@@Antfightingwizards It is. The neck is included for stock purposes.

[@zarinamohamed5245]

@@roetemeteor definitely the neck. Source: I've legitimately had curry with neck as the only meat in it

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Its Potato Soup Why would you make this false claim? Such a weird thing to lie about

[@lordofswarm538]

@@sourgreendolly7685 I think that they were just trying to make a roundabout d*ck joke. I could always be wrong though.....😁

[@arialblade1224]

Watching Jon cook is like watching myself attempting to cook. *I don’t know how to debone a chicken or turkey but I still attempt too*

[@icey5205]

“The level is advanced........ baby I burn eggs”

[@Doolie572]

Icey the best part 😂😂😂

[@blank-wy1bz]

"Baby I burn water" -Me 2018

[@LuxasVTUBER]

*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*

[@tvjam428]

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HAFF

[@Roopels]

Luxra A HOLE LOTTA DAMAGE

[@thespaceking9762]

Yes

[@JeffThunderMan]

That's a lot of Da Midge.

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

DATSA LOTTA DAA MIDGE

[@rokamo]

Important life lessons learned

[@BOBINDUN]

You freaked me out for a second

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

I kind of wanted to actually see it be eaten

[@henryaung7229]

You're not fooling me fake Jon

[@henryaung7229]

You're not fooling me fake Jon

[@sideshot6951]

fuck off

[@alexiacorbin3052]

'You can't help but wonder 'why'; there has to be a greater power out there, so how could he let this happen?" made me lose my mind

[@madduxnagel6935]

Lowkey the greatest JonTron quote of all time

[@benbrady4652]

JonTron is the only KZbinr alive that can make jokes about beating his grandma and explode a turkey with a shotgun and still have his video monetised.

[@trifecta1588]

Idubbz too

[@ramengandalf7064]

But sml can’t because there are puppets swearing

[@H2OSakanaIsMyOshi]

I'm pretty sure it was a lever action rifle

[@MrSolidBlakeGaming]

Ben Brady since the nugger incidents, no

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

El Frijolero you are right it is a lever action rifle

[@belkaberserk]

When people say to me: "Are you sure you can cook this? I've only seen it being cooked by professional chefs" and then I turn to them and say: "Baby, i burn eggs"

[@GameTaco]

If this channel suddenly became a cooking channel, I would have no objections

[@unclecreepy4185]

When I was young, my parents bought me a PlayStation. I picked up the game Test Drive 5. My parents wanted to see what the game looked like and I was racing with the Viper, which was kind of hard to control. My dad joked that if that’s how I drive, I’d never get to drive his Porsche. Well, eventually I let my dad play. This man has never played a video console game ever. He couldn’t keep any car going straight for more than a second. Watching him struggle with to play video games was so painful. Watching Jon struggling to prep this monstrosity brought back those painful feeling I had as a kid watching my dad.

[@tomascalfu6211]

TO SHOW HOW RESISTANT FLEX TAPE IS,I CUT THIS TURDUCKEN IN HALF

[@NurseInTraining]

Good one. Lol

[@tomascalfu6211]

ok when did this get 300 likes lmao

[@benjaminbrady2385]

I came 6 times while Jon was saying "that's a lot of damage"

[@dankmelonz7587]

Anfrew you triggered his trap card multi shadow clone jutsu

[@logan8638]

oh god the purge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Th3legendK1ller]

Benjamin Brady *T H A T S A L O T T A D A M A G E*

[@notsure1969]

Dat's a lwotttta dyyyyaaaamage!

[@nogidoki3325]

Demonetized by PETA

[@DemonlyVoid]

"Paula Deen's the reason all my friends are dead!" - JonTron 2017

[@monstrosity6738]

"All my friends"

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

Swood my Grommit THE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN

[@Gibson343088]

So PETA condemns it? Ill take three

[@ianroach8119]

basically everybody

[@lugoorstar]

Eating 3 birds, or stealing and killing more than 10000 birds and throwing them in the trash. Choose as you may please, peta suggests the choice number 2 but remember, if you aren't a part of peta, they will put a price under your name

[@Victorblud]

Yeah, while I agree this recipe is just disgusting sounding I firmly stand behind the notion of Fuck you PETA.

[@CommanderShepard341]

One per bird

[@imowenwilsonwow7241]

Now talk about killing three birds with one meal

[@namingisdifficult408]

Kegan Ferreira nice

[@Silverwind87]

And three friends with one turducken.

[@Pikminman1000]

Kegan Ferreira **Humbug as profile picture** What? People have heard of them?

[@mega1044]

Literally all His Vegan Subscribers are gone!

[@Cyranek]

wow epic meal time has really gone downhill

[@noahcollinsworth7039]

How do i get the surprise

[@Messier__]

Hey its you that person

[@canthandlethislol]

It succs right

[@Messier__]

Noah Collinsworth You gotta go to the report button & press unwanted spam or comrical stuff

[@BiggaMyMan]

Never fear, the synths are here

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

AAAAAAGGGHHH! TWO JONTRON VIDEOS IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS! Now, that is some scary supernatural shit

[@anandaputra680]

*3

[@minimoon2374]

Oh god I must be dead because this is too fucking good to be true!

[@RubenAders]

Your heart might not handle it, but my body is ready

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

GET THE FUCKIN' WINCHESTERS OVAH HEEEE!

[@memedank1519]

1*

[@reubencramer2073]

“I love the Chinese, but I’m a little sceptical of the duck” - the person that accidentally started coronavirus

[@KaeYoss]

Yeah, "accidentally"

[@lugoorstar]

@@KaeYoss coronavirus is 100 year old, 2020 is his 100th birthday. Now he can't legally play whith lego :(

[@lugoorstar]

And it was a chicken not a duck :(

[@camiloordonez]

Your profile picture fits beautifully

[@JSMEsq]

SARS is sad you didn’t remember it

[@ShrekCena]

"Baby, I'd burn eggs" That line made killed me 🤣

[@JH0207]

JonTronShow Thanks, Mr. Jafari! I love viruses!

[@legoboy-ry9fx]

"Is that a maxi-pad?" - JonTron 2017

[@BIGdaddy-pf4rs]

It was on it cycal

[@arminius1453]

"This just shows how either incompetent my generation or me is" Words of our era for sure.

[@RonWolfHowl]

“My name is JonTron and I speak for the millennials.”

[@RonWolfHowl]

Hey, I'm Jewish. Say something mean about me.

[@spiceforspice3461]

something mean about me

[@theiofit3373]

arminius1453 seeing as he made a filet of the chicken instead of the duck, it’s him.

[@theiofit3373]

Ron Wolf your Jewish, what’s more to say?

[@josiaharaki7310]

The long thing is the neck. It is commonly boiled along with the other parts in the bag because all the collagen in them. It creates that hearty flavor and is extremely nutritious.

[@GrizzlyHillsRadio]

Giblet gravy

[@hotlinechernobyl5157]

"Paula Deen is the reason all my friends are dead" is my new catchphrase

[@flynnftw1373]

It sounds more like a sentence that resulted out of Cards against Humanity to me XD

[@TheVonzilla]

These birds didn’t die to nourish anybody, but they did die to bring laughter to hundreds of thousands of sad souls on KZbin. So that’s somethin’, right?

[@ZippoIII]

Definitely worth it

[@Strummie]

Honestly better than just getting eaten.

[@JoeyIsSitting]

Nice boognish pfp

[@kerlmurx1521]

Well, they may have not nourished the body, but they sure nourished the mind

[@nubdupre6678]

But I like it

[@SuperGrizz91]

Im kinda disappointed i actually wanted to see if he could make the food or not

[@TheJbiz84]

This is a comedy channel.... not a cooking network

[@breadmerc5360]

The answer is not

[@zacharyportnoy7618]

@@coyotejone_s i bet you he fucked up by cutting the turkey in half

[@Sam-qc6sz]

@@TheJbiz84 What's the difference?

[@xrphoenix7194]

@@TheJbiz84 look at idubbbz he can do anything

[@stereostigma5794]

"When you see something like that you just can't help but wonder, why?.... There has to be a greater power out there somewhere so why would he let this happen?" 😂😂😂😂

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

On today's episode of "Jon briefly skims a recipe and and replicates it by memory..."

[@24FramesOfNick]

Rachel Ray has some serious competition

[@ultravidz]

Perfect job man you only forgot to brine it

[@miyoutakisawa5976]

the pitch in which he says “an emotionless chinese man sold that to me” makes me laugh every time

[@Grohlvana]

God damn I couldn't be a bigger fan of Jon.

[@JustinMKW]

I mean if you had the right genes you could be taller.

[@Grohlvana]

Oh you :^)

[@gussielansdell4612]

JonTronShow your a fake

[@itsliketryingtofitapowerst1860]

Grohlvana by any chance is ur name a cross of dave grohl and nirvana?

[@theredparadox13]

Grohlvana holy crap I didn't expect my favorite youtuber here XD

[@FightingMario54321]

I want PETA to watch this video.

[@Darkshine1234]

FightingMario54321 That would be the only reaction video that I would ever watch

[@grigorirasputin1101]

Sunny, fuck off, you SJW.

[@sedna2644]

dude what the hell are you talking about

[@cameronedwards8642]

SunnyFysh stop liking your own comment

[@netizenkuripangistanyolo3339]

FightingMario54321 well Jon gonna be sued again lol

[@MinddKidzag]

Hmm...should've just ordered a pumpkin shaped pizza instead, Jon.

[@IVR02]

Nah, go for Pumpkin Spice Pizza. I’m sure some freak makes it. I mean, everything comes in a Pumpkin Spice flavor.

[@KairuHakubi]

isnt... isn't every pizza pumpkin-shaped?

[@kateancharn4202]

"It's the frankenstein of foods!" ***...Looks at the Cockentrice and LAUGHS***

[@stevenl9395]

"Paula Deen is the reason all my friends are dead" That would look great on a t-shirt

[@captaintaco2345]

Normally, I'm feeding you by the river. Today, I'm taking your skelton out.

[@tadhgogorman3459]

Thats _liiife_

[@daruzybro3478]

*skeleton*

[@benjaminbrady2385]

Welcome to another legit food review!

[@Sighbot]

I'm here with my good friend, H3h3 Production's ETHAN!

[@missdunford]

Benjamin Brady legiiiiiiiit food review

[@Gustavozxd13]

*vsauce Miachel

[@Miitsu222]

Ethan: Do you make all of your guests climb into a drainage pipe?

[@RoshDroz]

Benjamin Brady epic*

[@memedealertony5960]

This is how Covid-19 really started

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

memedealer tony Still more justifiable than the bat soup disaster.

[@lugoorstar]

Covid-19 was a badly cooked bat, og covid was because of chicken

[@lugoorstar]

@Cullen Freeman it started more than 100 years old because of chickens

[@lugoorstar]

@Cullen Freeman so the original comment was more exact of what started the covid disease family

[@lugoorstar]

@Cullen Freeman oh no you are 8 you are justified

[@donovanofarrell3986]

Jon now has unparalleled knife skills thanks to that FlexTape video.

[@chasetalks2much]

Maybe we can fix that with some flex tape?

[@kokoabeans7331]

Nah fam ;-; Not even flex tape can fix this O-O

[@pikazilla6405]

That's a loot of damage

[@thestinkratgamer266]

NOT EVEN THE TAPE OF POWER CAN FIX THIS!!!!

[@zakuhtet3775]

Did you apply the tapes both inside and outside of the product? Be patient. It's not some miracle pro-JUST SLAP THAT SHIP ON YO TURDUCKEN

[@Nonhi363]

nah we need some flex seal

[@adambegan6256]

Normally, I'm feeding you by the river, today I'm taking your skeleton out. That's life.

[@_hamburgerler_6364]

- JonTron

[@jack_4899]

When he said that I first thought for a moment that he was still talking about Asians

[@nicolascharron1038]

I read that as soon as he said it. Awesome!

[@ohgodohnothebees]

Nicolas Charron same

[@rinnelaw9620]

That's a lotta d a m a g e

[@thenoxxyboy]

The plastic thing in the turkey is a hock lock, meant for keeping the legs secure while cooking

[@shaungoin1633]

"Paula Deens the reason all my friends are dead" I wonder how many people have said that

[@Nanners2109]

Shaun Goin Paula Deen murdered my family and friends with butter

[@Kimmy0721]

5.2K people had their family and friends killed by Paula Deen

[@Goblindeez935]

@@Nanners2109 then she said the n word

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Too many, Shaun. Too many.

[@therealremdog1407]

I actually really love this new goofy Jon and the fact that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing. I'm crying oh my god.....this was amazing!

[@LuxusCharka]

Lmao where you been? Jons always been like this, that's why it's great

[@JamilJslibi]

William Faulkner shut up you're great

[@hylianmoss]

*SPOOKY JONTRON HAS RETURNED*

[@Theboobiehatch]

JonTronShow go away

[@bobbyscar8879]

*spoopy

[@Arreis_004]

XLucyX O my sPoOk

[@bobbyscar8879]

And fuck out of here daft bot

[@SaltioIsEpic]

I like your videos

[@StandardGoose]

Three creatures died to make a comedy bit for a KZbin video, and it was worth it.

[@cryogenickitty8367]

7:42 *THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!*

[@camryn8980]

Thankyou.

[@koroconnell]

"Paula Deen is the reason all my friends are dead." If I had a dime for everytime I've had to say that....

[@KdogPrime]

...you'd have a dime? JK

[@randombird5443]

I'd be broke, and possibly in dept.

[@thebigshit3962]

JonTronShow Totally Real JonTron Everybody

[@elgitarr_]

I'mBored So real, yes! Very real much!

[@Angelgamester]

Kor O'Connell I'd have 2 dimes

[@beastestcat3955]

"Mkay. And she`s together. I`m not.." 7:27

[@wumpus976]

“What does Halloween have for food?” *Is literally the holiday dedicated to eating candy*

[@OjamaIndigo]

Jacques would be horrified.

[@BiggaMyMan]

Gee, thanks Synthetic Jon #4876.

[@ben_mug_pen9954]

soundcloud.com/user-469427168

[@crimson5pider]

Ehh it's the equivalent of us watching a cow or pig get butchered. Still hard to watch fucked up but not to the degree you think Edit: also I think it's funny that the bot posted 3 more times out of spite

[@sirthanksalot97]

Well, whatever it is you just linked, it's been the scariest thing I've heard this entire Hallow's Eve.

[@MforMovesets]

That IS Jacques.

[@typoshrine4531]

I want him to handle my surgrey.

[@StrivedeLaLear]

"Is this supposed to come off? Wait, what the fuck is that thing?!"

[@notrolps1863]

Shopstiks Soy Sawce I'm you hundreth like

[@athamicis]

"Now let's see if I can still cut a straight line..."

[@Silverwind87]

Out of this house, OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

whyfuckin yea can't wait until he handles my open heart surgery

[@Phonx98]

Holy shit I need more of these new Jontron videos in my life, he seems happier making these and we've already been given two, I can't wait for all the new content to come, especially if there's more like this, so many creators on on youtube seem to hate being stuck with one style of video, and they always come out with an announcement saying so as if the people watching are going to hate the new style, the vast majority of jontrons viewers are loving these, i honestly hope he sees all the support people are showing him rather than the loud minority against him moving to a new style

[@McSnezzly]

*mouth against the mic* "ech"

[@friend12345]

Oh my god I can’t agree more

[@redacted8567]

“Paula dean is the reason all my friends are dead!” While he racks a slug on an 1887 is easily my favorite out of context jontron scene.

[@lemoncardboard4877]

"Theres no food for Halloween" *Sad pumpkin pie sounds*

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Pumpkin pie is a daily occasion for me.

[@itzyaboi4297]

@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 I get one for my birthday every time.

[@centuzezaim7471]

I don't care what you say, pumpkin pie is best pie.

[@brentbottoms2876]

@@centuzezaim7471 with whip cream*

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Pumpkin pie is Thanksgiving

[@ThaBigSkyline]

Normally I’m feeding you by the river...today I’m taking your skeleton out. That’s life.

[@ERT1013]

I can confidently say that I didn’t not expect the next time to hear the Megaman X sigma fortress stage would be in the background of JonTron lifting a Turducken onto a pan. This is why I love this man.

[@ItBMike]

ERT1013 SAME THO. Brought back flash backs of that stupid jumping on moving platforms part before the fortress lol

[@TheLegless101]

Well if you just use sting chameleon's super charge it's pretty easy to get past that part.

[@dandydasyt4766]

i genuinely want Jon to seriously make this. Someone make a fundraiser

[@SushiLord89]

what Jon didn't realize was that the final boss had 3 phases. he only destroied the outer shell. The duck and chicken are out there still plotting their revenge.

[@jekzinder16]

They actually had preformed a fusion dance in the oven. So it only had one form, but was infinitely stronger than the other three alone.

[@jekzinder16]

Argon Hammer Would you prefer it if it was fusion earrings? They could avoid the dance that way.

[@RakoonCD]

@@argonhammer9352 it's not Steven universe, it's Dragon ball

[@rootosono4758]

5:25 the uncertainty and cracks in his voice made me laugh so hard

[@thephantom496]

I want Gordon Ramsay to see this. I wonder what he would have said?

[@shiftypenguin472]

Well Jon did say the Turkey was fresh never frozen and you know how Gordan Ramsey feels about using frozen ingredients

[@Silverwind87]

He'd probably chuckle.

[@charlotteinfinito3581]

IT FYCKING RAW

[@dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902]

I feel like Gordon would find this funny

[@starman3709]

*FRESH FROZEN*

[@jonyhwolfsoul]

7:55 watching this 3 years later

[@Gamerboy-lq1ze]

reading this 3 years later

[@DammitSinged]

Man Epic Meal Time has really gone downhill.

[@wynbarrett2989]

You mean improved grossly

[@bloodstoneore4630]

DammitSinged they got JonTron, it's gone way uphill

[@FatesDecision]

if you look next to the channel name, you can see there's no verification checkmark. just report for spam

[@Marcus-ni6ip]

DammitSinged Who are you? You've gotten like 59385 top comment's, you've even been on cr1tikals video's. Who is this man, who are you?

[@6saturnacaprisun156]

+interesting477 wtf is wrong with you.