Turkey Nothing

[@Xeonerable]

The person that made this map did a really amazing job, so much detail and pleasant to look at.

[@MikeHunt117]

Pheasant to look at

[@iamUglie]

Eel_evan made it!

[@DotDusk]

I visited Turkey a while ago, and this map is just how I remember it.

[@Calix324]

"Stop waffling, stop coptering" is probably the funniest phrase I've heard in a long time. Given the context.

[@AtomicArtumas]

Me, an hour into this video: "How in the world is there still another 1 hour and 20 minutes left of this match....???"

[@hatschi9861]

Celts with the bonus to always keep sheeps would have been crazy

[@reubentubegaming2936]

Gonna guess celts were banned

[@kunalmehta4168]

man gujaras would be op too

[@WaffleCopter1011]

GG EVERYONE IT WAS A PLEASURE TO PLAY AND ENTERTAIN YOU HOPEFULLY

[@seanjohnston9384]

TURN WAFFLE TURN

[@longbow857]

RATS IN YOUR CASTLE!

[@DanDan-mm8om]

Good game bud. Love the commentary

[@T-9-T_Casual]

You had me yelling so hard at the end, now my throat hurts. Thanks, waffle! I will never be able to read your name again without thinking: "TUUUUUUURN!!!"

[@Grishyy]

Sir, you've upset a lot of people.

[@simonsilence]

Thats actually some really sick map art

[@spicywolfsongs]

Bruhhhhhh teal had me yelling at my screen at the end, fumbled the win so hard lmaooo

[@tbirdland]

every commy game needs a meme review at the end, that was so worth it 1111111

[@Incommensurabilities]

100

[@P3keteus]

"I couldn't never dreamed that I would be still doing what Im doing and also having so much fun and also having A LAMA!" 11

[@kiwiSid]

Honestly Orange is a Gigachad what a game! Just needed to play some mind games in private chats and not on all.

[@NikaHarper]

"I'm 800 ELO" my guy, give up on ranked, you've found your calling: out-surviving the world in community games.

[@LazerFocus3113]

Bit of a lurker but so glad I found this channel. Love the relaxed gameplay, commentary and wholesomeness of the channel in general. Not enough of these channels around!

[@DayiiSama]

GG everyone I tried my Best but 3v1 is impossible was hoping for a Turn in their team but it is what it is ;D , THE Unfortunate outcome of the death Of My dear friend green that made things change i think we coulve done a 3V2 Still enjoyed the game soo much Thx everyone

[@WaffleCopter1011]

You certainly had a lot of gold and I forgot about seige 111111

[@NikaHarper]

Seriously, that was some wild survival. Elo means nothing for you, you're clearly meant for brutal team games.

[@rdcdt6302]

Capture age doesn't consider turkey as food unless they are dead. When they are dead, the food available is display correctly by Capture age

[@MistaHoward]

Orange's win condition on water was going to be building 3 archery ranges on one of the islands

[@GoddessOfTheWinds]

Oh my god... Teal not turning on blue when the king was vulnerable is SOOOOOO FUNNY. Next time, turn quickly when the 3rd place dies.

[@MrARock001]

WAFFLECOPTER TURN!!!!!! 😂

[@nathanfranks1476]

Thank you purp for trying ti make the game as entertaining as possible

[@darkfangnightcrow]

I will say this as a UK Resident, I love turkey at Christmas, but this year for the second time im spending Christmas in the Netherlands. (We dont celebrate thanksgiving but I hope it was lovely for all)

[@drthunderr]

Orange is the MVP of this game, well played to all though, and props to the map maker

[@watchwilson5478]

Holy shit, the MEMES!!!! I was SO SAD when you stopped adding memes at the end of longer games like this and I LOVE THAT THEY ARE BACK!!! Seriously, my girlfriend is starting to watch your casts with me just because I'm laughing SO HARD a few feet from her XD

[@watchwilson5478]

I bet Viewer Retention is marginally better when you have memes at the end as well XD

[@davidkahrs3759]

Well it was never exactly a real thing before. Memes were pretty much only shown after games and added to the youtube videos during the last Regicide Rumble, then it wasn't really done again until recently. It also kind of depends on the game and how active people are posting memes during the game. It's great though!

[@makataka7]

This was one of the best commy games ive watched this year defs worth the 2.5 hours

[@barfdgsadf]

As a Turkish, I feel offended.

[@hinduslivesmatter7561]

Thank God , they named Turkey a Bird not a Pig 🤣

[@thefunky_brassmonkey]

Im half Turkish. I'm 1/2 offended!

[@leonterlouw4397]

As a Turkey you mean

[@Nomatterwhat69]

​@@thefunky_brassmonkey So are you called Offe or Nded?

[@Mahrac126]

Don't want a bird named after you, don't sell it to the English. They're horribly uncreative. Just saying.

[@TM-wm7om]

"It's smart for them to be wise." - T90Official

[@retloclive9118]

Felt sorry for orange after a while. The 3v1 just wasn't budging.

[@birdofterror6628]

Yeah I feel like the 3v1ers should honestly not just feel bad skillwise for making that take so long but also moral wise for pushing an unfair advantage for so long even knowing they had no choice but to eventually turn on each other anyway. And BLUE wins? Blue didn't make a single good play the entire game and he only wins because Yellow's king exploded Teal's walls. Orange was a god among noobs AND he was loyal and played by the rules. For shame.

[@StillSpintheWalkingMan]

@T90Official You gotta clip that audio before P1 moves to the Castle before P5 shifts. Pure Gold. Gut busting hilarious.The whole thing, man. Fantastic.

[@thefunky_brassmonkey]

Happy Turkey Day!!! Gobble Gobble!!!

[@rodolfogalbiati3372]

Charles?

[@kayn9651]

1,582 turkeys.

[@II-MEDIC-II]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my USA friends. Happy Aging 🙂👍

[@legion2590]

Thank you for uploading these silly games on the holidays. Very grateful :)

[@jacobborgmann7762]

T90 out here transforming "chicken" from a playground insult to a badge of honor

[@Duckman1616]

Green really played this badly. I know there's a lot going on but he had nearly 2 hours to relocate his king and yet he just let it sit in the middle of the map the entire time. Even if red didn't throw his king into the castle, the proximity of where green thought the kind was still would have killed him.

[@AndreaRebek]

green realy couldn't think of moving his king, come on it was called when you find it the 1st time, hilarious the fact that he was moving it right when he turned

[@Jarlaxle33]

Turkey nothing on turkey day buckle up boys

[@WonderousLogic2]

The golden beak...great touch. Amazing map, kudo's to the creator.

[@danielmunsaka2051]

Imagine playing as Britons on this map

[@sleepypixie8828]

I've come back after a long time. Any of these players a new legend?

[@Vinci480]

Fricking Love the Memes at the end, but god damn Waffle should have won that one!!!! The moment Green died, my love for the GreenOrange Diplomacy was on its deathbed, and I hoped so badly that Waffle managed to survive with all his whacky lines!

[@R4ng3k1ng163]

2:13:42 after the good seks where youre fighting about who gets finished first, youre just like end me when admiting defeat. i love that game. its spicing up so good.

[@Nomatterwhat69]

This map looks so great, it makes me want to celebrate Thanksgiving 😂

[@jacobwood3326]

The 11’s at 18:11 are too well-timed lol

[@economicsonline]

I think someone should have loaded all the islands with castles, used all boats for army, and then build a wonder on a protected island. That would be a sneaky but easy win if you could get established in the water with galleons.

[@parkerbond9400]

One of these games I want to see Malay create a water fortress with hundreds of harbors and just turtle up with 200 ships and dozens of castles and towers on the islands.

[@generaliserad]

Christmas iceland: grouse Sweden: wild boar/pig roast New year Iceland: Lobster Sweden: Turkey Turkey: what!?

[@God_Usopp]

Love this game so much. This is better than watching a movie.

[@DarkestVampire92]

I await a true Turkey Nothing map. No wood, no stone, only turkey.

[@johnpirate3135]

Turkey is the most eaten lunch meat in america making up around 35% of all sales, so not quite a "mainly thanksgiving thing".

[@michaelstrohmaier5456]

1:44:00 "don't go rammin my heart, you couldn't if you tried"

[@ellycat5703]

It pleases me that around the 2 hour mark of the video, the tree turkey leg that yellow is chopping looks like it's had a couple bites taken out of it xD

[@ellycat5703]

"Hey look, turkeys!"

[@forcelightningcable9639]

30:00 I did not just get a mid-roll ad for Peacock 😂

[@itsCh4rl1e]

Wafflecopter's fail at the end! I have never gone from rooting for a player to hating on them so quick xD

[@WaffleCopter1011]

It was a massive head slap reviewing the game 11

[@Coachmattyj]

Peacocks are so loud, my brother’s neighborhood as two of them that terrorize all the houses

[@swankyj501]

I greatly enjoy the memes at the end of the match

[@KXNG_BXNZ]

Whoever said "Turkey is mid" just has never had a good cook in their family lmao

[@artamutt5485]

What a beautiful landscape! A Turkey themed Garden of Eden. And then... mankind arrived and ruined it.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

The next time someone tries to tell me that video games aren't art. I will show them this map. And they shall repent!

[@polo6669]

Unforunate none of them were Gurjara, they would have been able to lumber rush and live off sooo much free food.

[@CorridorCinematicsII]

"Im tired of eating Turkey!!"

[@ivyanderson7]

This was SO LONG but I couldn't look away Orange is the king, I agree with the sentiment that if it's 3v1, even if you can't win you're allowed to go out on your own terms.

[@kiwiSid]

Isn't there a civ that can garrison food in their mills? I think they would be broken here?

[@j1g2w3]

A really funny version of this would be that the turkey on the starting island is your king. Kill it and lose the game.

[@russoft]

wife and I played with 6 AIs. This was great fun!

[@imonlysleeping4491]

lmao, Inca's ruin Turkey Nothing. Thanks for the map, that was a fun watch!

[@josiahkendall4492]

Peacocks and turkeys are kind of related. The Spanish call peacocks a phrase that means "royal turkey."

[@PreciousnessPanda]

tuuuuuuuuuuuurkeyyy! Happy thanksgiving everyone !

[@JamieAubrey]

That waffle ending was hard to watch, you instanlty turn when 2 are left

[@macbermpohl6023]

I cannot believe I watched the entire thing.

[@socratess1522]

My wife thinks im inasne. I was watching with a headset and shouting at my screen at the end! She had no idea what was going on but told me that if I kept it up I would have to sleep on the couch 1111 What an ending... would have been epic, GG WP to all

[@synka5922]

I like turkey legs, but a whole turkey? thats so overkill... one turkey thigh feeds me for an entire day without any sides needed

[@jessstrap2088]

I love the meme review. I hope it keeps happening.

[@SilverwingStudios]

T90, the Turkey is native to North America. Nobody else eats Turkey, whether they have a holiday celebrating gratitude or not. Peacocks are only male. The word for the species is Peafowl.

[@thedelorian2773]

honestly UK food is banging, bangers and mash, steak and ale pie, fish and chips, sunday roast with roasties and yorkshire puds, come on. not to mention chicken tikka masala. we do amazing snacks like scones and various cakes, strawberry and cream. we definitely have some post ww2 ration food like beans on toast that people still eat and I swear that's all people think about when they think of UK food 😂

[@snag8023]

Happy Thanksgiving T90

[@raynightshade8317]

With all the new Aura stuff i would love to see a map with beefy warrior kings that buff up your army for a regicide map

[@Dargorthverse]

1:34:57 to be fair, when I need some noise to fall asleep, long videos of AoE games tend to do the trick just fine. Usually. This has nothing to do with videos being "boring" or "low quality", quite on the contrary.

[@Toltien39Z]

This was a fantastic game to watch! Loved the commentary by orange and teal! Would love to play this map with my family and friends. Is it on workshop?

[@BioDeTours-uy3hv]

Search the mod center for Pilgrims Turkey Nothing. Unfortunately you will need to use all humans for the game (or just have fewer functional players). The AI won't transport to the mainland so they can't play this map at all, and you can't use them to fill blank spots. Additionally, if you want to play exploding kings, subscribe to the King Boom mod and select that from the dataset dropdown when creating the lobby. Exploding kings aren't built into the map.

[@mysteriousshadow395]

Imagine if green didn't die so early... oh boy... all the time needed to take out those castles.

[@ililililili9726]

Turkey almost nothing is a great title.

[@Dantasuarus]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[@theronerdithas2944]

Yellow: OUR ARROWS WILL RAIN NOTHING BECAUSE CASTLES ARE HARD lmao 1:53:50

[@WaffleCopter1011]

Glad you liked that one 11

[@Foxbeep_]

Gobble gobble yall

[@mauroleocadio425]

This map is very interesting, and funny. Hauahauahau

[@darkarchonisme]

you don't even notice for the first 11 minutes of the game, there's an entire player Allotment of turkeys on the West side that was never claimed until yellow takes them all at 11:32! So much turkey!

[@specialmentalproblem]

t90 evil came out with that food debate

[@cpiff100]

Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🦃

[@nascentKiller]

happy thanksgiving :]]

[@ManyuAngrish]

How did nobody mention Gurjaras for this map?! Oh the factory farming potential.

[@davidkendal1361]

Red, if you are checking this thread. You where not playing around, nice 😆

[@f.p.6116]

I love any Nothing game

[@haramaschabrasir8662]

GOBBLE GOBBLE

[@Xinuka]

merry turkey time

[@malcolmmackenzie9202]

2:05 1,582 turkeys by my count

[@BioDeTours-uy3hv]

Don't tell me you counted them? I made the map (Eel Evan), and went into Capture Age to check after the game was played. I think it said 1581 but it was a couple weeks ago I checked so either number could be right. Hopefully you just checked via the mod in Capture Age yourself. :\

[@markburke1396]

@@BioDeTours-uy3hv great job on creating the map. maybe less stone next time 111

[@Bakumatsu1]

Finally my holiday is complete

[@bigbob2324]

I love the meme review !!!

[@kasperhenriksen4054]

first 4 seconds of audio sounds like demented jordan peterson

[@kwdblade4683]

Imagine if someone was playing my beloved Gurjaras...

[@neutrallybiassed1330]

hey man, don't kink shame purple.

[@4nthr4x]

4:25 hour game: youtube scrub watches at 1.5x speed meme review: normal speed for the good stuff

[@FacialVomitTurtleFights]

Farm time guess 32;55 Edit: :( Fail.. I thought someone would have a random extra vill and stick them on a farm just for smiggles and bits Edit2: :0 wasn't actually that far off... dang. T90 Freak out actually a highlight of my day lol