Turkish Insults That Make No Sense

[@Turkishle]

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[@YaztromoX]

My Turkish wife showed me this, and now I want to call someone “Cucumber Master”. But in English, not Turkish 🤣

[@yseisacimen5714]

Cjjdjdjksks

[@nurettinsarul]

If you say it in Turkish you may get in trouble. 😊

[@claudiaovertheclouds9767]

I loved that one too 🤣

[@korkunctheterrible4302]

İt's actually cucumber lord. The lord of cucumbers. LOC

[@beyza228]

@@korkunctheterrible4302 lord of cucumbers MDKDOWPWŞAŞAŞSLDLDLŞALASL

[@commandodim5902]

It is really awesome how many common words we have with Turkish! Greetings from Greece!🇬🇷🇬🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[@stevemurphy6765]

Have you bunked your history classes mate?

[@freddoespressosketo8213]

@@stevemurphy6765 τι λες μωρέ μαλακα? Τι σημασία έχει? Ουγκανε Ε Ουγκανε με τέτοιο μυαλό δεν πας πουθενά

[@someoneelse3736]

@@freddoespressosketo8213 Im not sure where the warrior is from. but I say sorry to everybody instead of him. why people have to be toxic even here :( love to greece from turkey

[@freddoespressosketo8213]

@@someoneelse3736 yes exactly. I guess he has problems with his brain. Anyway. Love from Greece to my lovely Turkish friends ❤️

[@freakyfurky]

Love from Turkey 💓💓 And also my apologies on behalf of some rude idiots

[@gorkemkibar]

Kanadali bi arkadaşım vardı, is yerinde peçeteden kendi imkanlarıyla doğmuş lafını öğrenmiş açıklayana kadar karnım çatladıydi 😂😂

[@sevde9832]

ben de ilk defa duydum o ne ya odmgpfllddl

[@gorkemkibar]

@@sevde9832 sevde hanim masumsunuz bu masumiyet bozulmasın fazla kurcalamayin 😂😂

[@adasarioglu]

ÖEŞCÖSŞCÖDŞFMSÖD YENİ FAVORİM

[@Cosmic_Ocean_]

aeplhğapelhtapldhplaeğrohtlğplrg ben de çok güldüm sağol

[@Cosmic_Ocean_]

@@sevde9832 Birinin mastürbasyon yaptıktan sonra kullandığı peçeteden doğmuşsun demek, yani "değişik bir yaratıksın" sözünün daha daha kötü hali.

[@ms.delarosa8642]

Confusing hiyar and hayir will probably be the most embarrassing mistakes I will make learning this language. Trying to say “no” but then calling someone a cucumber offensively 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Nobody-yx8og]

As a Turk, I think that would be so funny!! 😂😂😂

[@weavileoff0461]

yok

[@hadiya2179]

Erkek=Male. Ekmek=Bread. I did see in one of KZbinr was telling " I went to local grocery store to buy bread. Instead of asking ekmek, I mistaken the word with erkek and ask if they have any fresh erkek, grocery manager asked her how many she needs,. She did reply, 2 erkek would be enough for the day. Then everyone start to lough at her. But at the end they did correct her.

[@crazymelomanka]

@@hadiya2179 😂

[@fren8899]

you can use salatalık. you don't have to say hıyar there is a nice alternative it means the same thing but we don't use it as insult.

[@papajanatatoja2531]

In polish we have exactly same thing like "kus beyinli", "bird brained" - it's "ptasi móżdżku" - it's even more like "bird small brained"

[@ladychassie6057]

when he says "göt lalesi" actually he seems serious but at the same time cute and somehow kind. The meaning is totally different than his cute face :D very rude actually hahahah but he is cute xDDD

[@DanielJLawson88]

Agreed, he's super cute/handsome. Hi from NYC!

[@ertanuca5463]

We call that for hemorrhoid! This kid has no idea about turkish slang...

[@incirrrrrrr]

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[@therevolution91]

I had to listen to these insults my whole youth in Switzerland. (Soccer) 😂 But I always found it hilarious rather than insulting. Like: 😂 👌 👌

[@sudan7590]

abi her videonu izliyorum bagimli oldum keske yabancı olsaydım cok Guzel öğretiyorsun

[@Turkishle]

Çok sağol! Sevindim beğendiğine :)

[@franciscandiyey]

watching from Philippines! Merhaba!!

[@Andre400-r7m]

Kamusta!! Out of topic but I love Philippines food a lot! Greetings from Izmir to Philippines!

[@Eutropia0]

Selam dostum

[@ashleyjanelle4753]

This is hilarious and super helpful! 🤣🤣 Y'all, is it bad I want to call someone a cucumber now?🥒

[@tritania2688]

That would be awkward but go on try it lmao

[@someoneelse3736]

cucumber = salatalık and also = hıyar . hıyar is the one that has bad meaning 😂

[@ashleyjanelle4753]

@@someoneelse3736, very good to know. Thanks! I thought it was just the one word.

[@videodeposu8741]

@@ashleyjanelle4753 it could be a sign of close relations with a friend to lol

[@louisfushigiii.8967]

hıyar is like a very semphatic and fun insult. when told between the father and son, it's like an everyday conversation 😂

[@poohpot4462]

Çok faydalı bir ders! These are exactly the lessons I like. They teach real Turkish! Besides u have to be aware when someone insults you right? Sağolun hocam!

[@Turkishle]

So true! Glad you liked it :)

[@mantko3206]

not to be an asshole but i just want to suggest: sağ olun is written like this

[@far_jk]

@@mantko3206 hayır, it's not

[@Musicalheart430]

@@far_jkit is look it up

[@sazji]

“Hıyarağası” and “göt lalesi” are masterpieces. :-) So is “ömür törpüsü.” I think in English the closest word for maydonoz is a meddler. A person who butts in. Or very informally a “buttinsky.” But there’s also a Yiddish word for it - a kibitzer. On the east coast of the US most people will know that word. And maybe a little less known is a “yenta”, for a woman who’s always interfering in other people’s lives.

[@squaretriangle9208]

Kiebitzer is the one looking on and as well commenting when others are playing cards, you can use it also as a verb kiebitzen, it comes from the bird Kiebitz, that likes to stand around😂

[@Kie6.]

As a native Turkish speaker, even I didn't know many of them lol. Great work!!

[@albertrynkowski3599]

Fun fact: In Crimean Tatar language hıyar is still used for cucumber.

Just a Fact: Crimean Tatars already speak Turkish

[@hadilmouna1247]

Fun fact: Hıyar is an arabic word which means cucumber

[@sadrick1639]

We don't use it nowadays. Salatalık is common.

[@РустемСтерлигов]

@ More like a fun wrong info. They do not speak Turkish, they speak Crimean Tatar language which is one of the many Turkic languages (including Turkish itself).

@@РустемСтерлигов Are you Turkish?

[@alexx_9955]

In Poland we say "beetroot" - just like you are saying "cucumber". In polish word for "beetroot" is "burak" 🙈 And when someone is stupid we say "baran" wchich means... "ram" (man-sheep) It's difficult having this beautiful turkish names in Poland. 🤣

[@Ay-mc8kz]

Yeah I am turkish and my brothers name is Burak His polish freind told him that his name means beetroot in polish🤣😂 since then I call him beetroot in turkish🤣😂

[@alexx_9955]

@@Ay-mc8kz my friend’s name is „Jarosław” - everyone are calling him Jarek... Imagine me on holidays in Izmir, screaming „Jaaaarek wait” - all that disgusted grandmas and others, who thinks that I was using turkish naughty word for male genitalia. 🙈🙈🙈

[@Ay-mc8kz]

@@alexx_9955 omg Ahahahshhahaaaaaaa😂🤣

[@oykulopatka240]

my husband is polish and its always fun when we speak about possible kid names for us :D

[@Urtica.Urtica]

Polish male name "Bogdan" means in Turkish "shitty" 🙄

[@leonardofonseca4598]

Şener Şen ve Kemal Sunal, impossible not to laugh 😂😂😂

[@keremakpinar8109]

and recep ivedik

[@Sierra0Maestra]

@@keremakpinar8109 iyi değil

[@elove6215]

@@keremakpinar8109 this bohohohoyt man? No.

[@metahmayne]

I moved to Istanbul to espace Putin and now learning Turkish with the help of your videos

[@eminekzu9164]

Hayatım boyunca kürtaj gazisi diye bişey duymamıştım 😂

[@tolgaylmaz1245]

Geometric Turkish insult was hilarious😅😅

[@NasilyaniOfficial]

@Lmfao0 (!) you guys just jerked off each other.

[@claudiaovertheclouds9767]

There are several similarities with Italian as well: for example we also use parsley 🌿 saying. Telling somebody that they are like parsley, means that you find them wherever you go. È come il prezzemolo

[@sadrick1639]

But Do you use this word for insulting someone ?

[@whome5881]

I'll use the animal insults on my brother. He doesn't know turkish😂😂😂. I'll be like 'hey, Ayı gel buraya'

[@ArdaUnhail]

what you wrote would cause someone to say "vay ayı vay" to you

[@Virusler77766]

vay ayı vay

[@UniversalDust]

I'm Turkish but never heard amele sümüğü... busted out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@ahmetenesgurgen8811]

Nası duymuyon la

[@UniversalDust]

@@ahmetenesgurgen8811 Türkiye'de sadece toplam 7 yıl yaşadım... belki ondan

[@ahmetenesgurgen8811]

@@UniversalDust muhtemelen

[@videodeposu8741]

Ondandır

[@damsykl]

Insults are the first thing to start if u wanna learn a new language hahaha

[@nemoahmed1443]

that's why I'm here lolz

[@oguzasil5452]

No, it's "just you" jk jk 😁😁

[@nochu9753]

Lol in Argentina we say Parsley (Perejil) to refer to someone who is an idiot. Here we use animals to insult people as well. Thank you for making this video, sometimes is good to learn insults, not to use them, but to recognize them if they're being said to you. I remember a foreign girl in first grade who was being taught bad words by classmates and she didn't know what she was saying and why it was so funny for all.

[@korkunctheterrible4302]

İnek/cow was originally meant for hardworkers that are rote learners and who have no life besides studying(no hobbies or socialization). Younger people have no idea.

[@plamenkaraivanov3807]

In Bulgaria we have similar phrase "Tozi e na vsiako gurne magdanoz" - "He is parsley in every pot" for a man that try to get in everyone's business. It probably have turkish origin, and the word for "parsley" is almost the same "magdanoz" in bulgarian and "maydanoz" in turkish.

[@enginokutan6086]

Yeah same meaning komşu

[@mariajosep.ch.8630]

And I really enjoy saying this expression: "Lanet olsun" jajaja thanks for the new words! ❤️

[@dailyaffairss]

I learned "deveoğludeve" l think it means Son of Camel.I learned it from Halil Halid in Payitaht Abdulhamid.One of the best Turkish drama seriel.

[@Turkishle]

Great series! but we don't use devoğludeve anymore :)

[@umeyr4534]

if we want to completely translated we say camel of son of camel : D when thinking in english it seems so funny but we use it commonly :D

[@ayblablabla]

We use hayvanoğlu hayvan (animal's son animal) or itoğlu it (dog's son dog) more

[@mgh9970]

Nice vid. Sending love from lebanon 🇱🇧♥️🇹🇷

[@francinemathiasbrum830]

Çok fun, Can! Thank you!

[@mrraven9790]

çok eğlenceli yada çok komik diyebilirsin.

[@sylv4aa]

alright, let's watch this video even though I already am Turkish.

[@vedatcicek4413]

Noone in this world can be as creative in insulting as the People from Adana-Turkey .

[@maroua9279]

The most helpful video I've ever seen thank you I've been looking for a video like this for so looong

[@lushbeard]

Ayran mouth is really interesting. In Russian we have same meaning when saying "tried to drink a glass of milk, but made butter"

[@kellymorrell3508]

This guy is so cute. I love love love the way Turkish people talk.

[@Okanserin]

Cucumber master😂😂😂 so good

[@ozlemdr6076]

Yılaaan Ben: Ferhunde! 🤣

[@louisfushigiii.8967]

sssSerdarrr

[@Lampey22]

Cucumber, parsley... we actually love those foods but we still use them as insults😂🥒

[@Claudius_Ptolemy]

These are so creative and poetic in my opinion, I love them :)

[@tekvazgecilmezimkulaklgm]

The reason we call people "cucumber" is that the salad contains 96% water. So we mean that the person we call a cucumber is useless. I hope i can explain.

[@xXz0mb1e_b0yXx]

Yoo bence önemli reis

[@korkunctheterrible4302]

Cucumber lord, not cucumber master. LOC

[@patricial.6758]

I may never use these, but if I hear it, at least I will know if someone else is being mean toward me or someone else. Thank you, Can!!

[@RH-vr7cs]

This is lesson is good to know that if you meet someone rude and he/she knows you do not know Turkish , and starts to talk bad about , you understand what they are talking about.

[@Lauraqwh]

As a Turk, I learned Turkish with this one.

[@teoman_evren]

My favs are cucumber master and ass tulip🤣🤣

[@ariee101]

Your Talking Style is so cute 😍 You are the only teacher who teach very Sweatly 🌠

[@Miliradian]

Yavşak means a baby flea(no idea what it is exactly in english). i can now sleep in peace as an Turkish person, knowing that other people from different Nations know what yavşak is.

[@kenanyilmaz7863]

Türk olarak izlemek çok keyifli xD

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

Kurtaj gazisini ilk defa duyuyorum ama mükemmel hemen dilime adapte edicem

[@mimoso_7773]

Kepçük ağızlı, kazulet, çam yarması, dingil, barzo, kıro.... Ohoo bu liste sonsuza kadar gider :)) Ne kadar cok hakaret kelimemiz var yaa 😅😂

[@ananojner6701]

In turkish series I hear characters use these: öküz, pislik, gıçık, gerizekalı, hayvan, salak...

[@IowaLanguages]

These are good because we'll know them for series. Thank you! 💕❤️💜 Looking forward to the A1 class.

[@tehzeebmehgz4622]

Selam watching from Kenya 🇰🇪

[@mrraven9790]

kenyaya saygılar kardeşim.

[@vaizluca]

These are so funny! Thank you for the informative video, I look forward to dropping them into conversation with my turkish boyfriend and see him laugh with surprise hehe 😁😁😄😄

[@kubranurerdem9196]

As a turkish i must say,even i didn't hear some of these..Probably because i'm a child though.It's better i learn them here,not during a fight-Because our insult words are mostly normal words we use in natural life,but they have second meanings.And trust me it would be so embarrassing when someone insults you,but you don't understand it..

[@lyncarlisle8013]

Thank you so for this video it certainly put a smile on my face.

[@Turkishle]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@Clementine3107]

Godless and coldhearted . *puts darth vader* 😂😂😂😂

[@annalaurazottola2149]

We use the same insult in Italian when people come in something that it’s none of their business, we call them “prezzemolino” or in Naples ‘ dialect “putrusin”

[@georgesuarez4350]

Thank You 🙏🏻 for the lesson, much appreciated 👍🏻

[@user-vi6wx5ec2j]

Cok guzel sekilde ders'ler diye dusunuyorum, Saygilarimla, Askar Makhamov, Kazakistan Cumhuriyeti, Almati sehri

[@ezgieftekin4495]

I haven't heard "hıyarağası" for sooo long. I better start using that word 😂

[@sugarcube8877]

Auyran seems like lassi because it have the same ingredients ( salt water yogurt) in some cases pakistani do change the ingredients a bit like salt can be substituted with sugar and water can be substituted with milk🇵🇰

[@salam_gamerreal]

yoghurt already has milk in it

[@turkishmusicguru]

As a Turk I use Göt Lalesi a lot ahahaha it's so useful

[@daseinstudioua2609]

Usually we learn bad words not to use but to understand them. In case someone will try to cause harm to us without us getting it.

[@Haplo-san]

Bit yavrusuna "yavşak" denir, arada TDK sözlüğe de bakmakta yarar var.

[@dp8404]

Thanks for posting all the great videos.

[@hannahtamzar3921]

Hahaha!!! I was looking for this xD

[@nagelda]

I am a Turk and I didn't even know some of those at some point lol.

[@temrengz]

Kürtaj gazisini ilk senden duyuyorum kahkaha attım ya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@newromantic222]

all of our insults have something to do with eating or food it’s so funny

[@Santi1405_]

we can also use "it" instead of "köpek" sometimes both of them means dog and the meanings of the insults is the same

[@egemenpurcek5744]

I am proud of you for didnt insult mother and sister swears :D btw i learned a lot new swear :D

[@Giannis_Sarafis]

I didn't know the metaphorical meaning of Üçkağıtçı. In Greece, we have almost the same meaning: the game is called "papas", because old timers called this card a "papas" because it has beard. So the scammer is a "Papacı" from papa + the borrowed Turkish suffix -cı.

[@homecooking8005]

Bu deyislerin cidden de tuhaf oldugunu bu videodan sonra farkettim 🤣

[@zeenite9703]

i literally love ayran

[@jamesarchdeacon4926]

One time we got into such a heated argument and she stuck her thumb in-between her index and middle finger holding it over her head at me and I did the same sticking out my tongue shouting as loud as I can super angry knowing what it means to her and never had her do that before so I got angry as possible and did it back letting her know ( even though really bothered me for some reason) "IM NOT TURKISH! IT MEANS NOTHING TO ME!" stuck my tongue out making a mocking noise.its funny now like everything between me and her but not than so much..,..

[@tekvazgecilmezimkulaklgm]

6:06 öyle bi söyledin ki bana söyledin sandım xisncodkx0skc

[@Islandlifefornow]

Haha you know more English insults than I do and I speak English. I'm so sad. Good job!

[@kubranurthehugoist]

Hayvanlar kısmında öküz lafını duymam gerekirdi djdkdns

[@zzt5282]

I just love how 'gıcık' sounds! Is it too inappropriate???!!!

[@Turkishle]

It's not so approptiate if you use it with people you're close with

[@durucengiz1422]

you should use it to people that you like because it is kinda flirty word

[@kellydayGr]

@@durucengiz1422 gerçekten mi?

[@p5ych]

@@kellydayGr Depends on the way you say it. If a girl telling this to a boy while smiling and with a soft voice tone, it is flirting yes.

[@zzt5282]

@@durucengiz1422 Thanks for the info!

[@zeenite9703]

maydonoz is the same in greek lol

[@alanfleming4823]

Hi. I really found this video very helpful so many thanks for it. I disagree, however, with your explanation of 'yavşak'. You say 'creepy person'. I'm a native speaker of English and someone who is creepy is strange/peculiar and therefore a bit scary/frightening. I have lived in Turkey on and off for a long time and the way I hear 'yavşak' being spoken here, equates much more to how we use 'asshole' in English. We call someone an asshole if they say or do something we don't like or don't agree with and you use yavşak in the same way. Değil mi?

[@sudebulut6299]

Yeah , I think he just was trying to be kind :)

[@alanfleming4823]

@@sudebulut6299 Hi Sude. Yes, probably. He seems a really nice, polite guy :))

[@benkucukkensarsnmsm1621]

but also used in situations like when a male hitting someone that not want his attention and he keep doing it even conscious about the fact it doesn't want. but asshole meaning is really common too.

[@zafermenekse06]

Original meaning of yavşak is baby leece ..it is used for gentle liars and honorless people

[@mertnecati875]

Yavşak is surely asshole. You are right.

[@venomousbluefrog]

"cucumber" is hilarious -- that word is so loaded that in Turkey cucumbers are labeled with a euphemism in the supermarket. "salatalık"

[@SaposaBear]

Lol. We also have hungry eyes in Mongolian. Its ölön nüdtei.

[@solengg]

Peki ya "Ulan" ? Onu da ekleseydin biz de öğrenseydik. :D

[@savantianprince]

Watching from America 😊🤣 q🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@MadamLionessOfNorway]

I know exactly what to say to my classmates at school now.

[@agnesnagy942]

I have turkish friends and I know many other insults, unfortunatly they cursed me and I learnd all "küfür"

[@seorasb]

Wonderful, your Chanel is amazing

[@WilliamAndrewPhilipBodie]

I like the word Bok herif. used it many time in online games 😛 Did also hear the haydut alot of times 😀

[@user-vi6wx5ec2j]

I mean,so interesting lesson, Best regards, Askar Makhamov, Republic of KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿, Almaty City

[@TheMirthrindir]

Thanks as always Can! Love your videos. This is helpful, but I very much agree with you that literally the last thing we should try to do is curse/insult. It takes a lot of cultural understanding to do it right. But it's good to know what Turks are yelling at me. : D Also - I had no idea Bear is a bad term! My friends have a very stocky baby boy and dress him in a bear-like outfit and I call him a bear. Oops!!!

[@Levon_Lellore]

3:00 damn that word has ten dots on it😅

[@muratguney8514]

Tips for the future Turkish masters: 90 percent of the werbs can be used for abusive and sarcastic purposes. Fun is waiting for you.

[@hilalerdem535]

2:40 babe this ayran not that one. ayran in ayran ağızlı is means spring, on the "spring water" one. like, words are just coming from him mouth like the water is coming from the spring.

[@nimrajamil9484]

Thanks for the video. 👍

[@cevdetzurtoglu]

Kürtaj gazisi ne demek? İlk defa duyuyorum.

[@bilge5995]

@@ceoofgreenheartinvestmentf173 iğrençmiş, keşke videoda da geçmeseydi ve unutulup gitseydi... :(

[@aysucan2089]

@@bilge5995 aynen :/

[@SG-pu3rx]

Kürtaj yapıldığı halde rahimden kazinamamış, aptal, eksik demek

[@rasgeleisim]

Gazi bir şeyden yaralı olarak kurtulanlara denir. Kürtaj da gebelik sonlandırmak demek. İkisi birleşince anne karnından yaralı/eksik doğan çocuk gibi bir şey çıkıyor. Aslında bir nevi doğman gerekirdi gibi bir şey oluyor yani.

[@cevdetzurtoglu]

@@bilge5995 Evet 😕

[@Lauraqwh]

Kültürümüzle gurur duydum.

[@al-hannasi5745]

Kids will be so exited 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-vi6wx5ec2j]

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