Turning Corn into Profit in PRISON ARCHITECT

[@FarmingSimulator]

Just so we're clear: This is not the kind of farming we endorse. :P

[@victorserra7753]

Hehe

[@zerox8830]

maybe you could farm prisoners in farming simulator

[@shivbrahmbhatt9980]

Hehe

[@Physhi]

Angola Prison Architect DLC, huh? Don't have to buy food mode.

[@pixelartkid7965]

*confused unga bunga xbox* I am stoopid.

[@paradoxinteractive]

Spiffing Brit exploited the game so hard he unlocked a previous DLC - Psych Ward. Find one that specializes in CBT

[@pietro3477]

EU5 and Vicky3 when?

[@sircoloniser5454]

Huzzah a comment that isn’t people saying “imagine not commenting popular terms”

[@hulcronzyron1621]

we need victoria 3 :c, but victoria 2 is actually nearly perfect maybe it just need a new major dlc (more culture and assimilition policies and decisions and policies overall)

[@leetman102]

>CBT Uhhh...

[@Mundingo1301]

@@leetman102 you must be thinking about Christian Bible Trainings I assume

[@finalfantasy50]

Warden - "We will be making a farm." Local authorities - "Great, the prisoners will learn valuable skills and be easier to rehabilitate!" Warden - "Prisoners?"

[@eeelaina5588]

you see the prisoners are actually the farmers that have to work in an endless cycle of planting and harvesting corn. They are prisoners to the corn farm

[@siegfried2k4]

@@eeelaina5588 Just like the 1850s plantations

[@nickdelsobral9198]

@@siegfried2k4 I read a book called American Prison that talks about the prison farms of the 19th century. If you want the quick version, just look up convict leasing

[@cxfxcdude]

@@eeelaina5588 the Factory must Grow

[@eeelaina5588]

@@cxfxcdude y e s

[@ModernWhoFan5B]

The moment he starts talking about his computer slowing down, I'm just imagining him bringing it into a tech shop, them opening up the CPU, and corn just spilling out.

[@dodowhy1398]

"so how did your computer break?' "....corn"

[@danksage9869]

@@dodowhy1398 spiffing brit devolves to only saying corn now lol

[@chaithechaiser7236]

XD

[@hawkeye5955]

Tech: "Porn?" Spiff: "Corn"

[@billynomates920]

starts talking? when do any of these game demonstrator people ever stop? one second of silence ladies and gentlemen? never.

[@HiddenInTheTruth]

I like how in lieu of using prisoners as workers you hired workers whom you then turned into prisoners. Bravo sir. Bravo.

[@bensoncheung2801]

At least they’re friendly.

[@aaronmckinsey2218]

Spiff: *grows a massive amount of corn* Midwestern United States: "I see you are a man of culture as well"

[@joshuablackmon939]

Lol

[@joshuablackmon939]

Cattle ranches next

[@aaronmckinsey2218]

@@joshuablackmon939 100% support this

[@luvliallie]

@@joshuablackmon939 don’t forget the random fields of horses

[@blakksheep736]

@@joshuablackmon939 what about prisoner ranches?

[@Marpurrsa]

plot twist: they gave spiffing brit early access because they knew he'd break the shit out of the dlc, which gives them the perfect chance to fix any issues

[@nidohogg4783]

10/10 game tester, youtube is just a view into his real job

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

They did it with Stellaris as well. It's a win-win scenario.

[@eeelaina5588]

and it's also advertising

[@Jokervision744]

"fun" sells. Sometimes it's not that special to deliver perfect product. Just call the bugs features. You could question that,if culture really has lost its patience, so this is much better than fit and construct game. I think they could have made something MORE than just this... Well this is just the farming architect feature, so I don't know,if I'm being fair here, but we can point at the flu being at fault for this. Phones, and the culture they have brought up have deteriorated patience,and this flu prevents professionals to get into full on focus for their products and production.

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

@@Jokervision744 That's all well and cool but I feel like you're overthinking this.

[@MrEvan312]

Imagine if Spiff had pulled off the Warden duplication glitch using the Botanist... each ear of corn going from selling for $10 each to thousands of dollars a pop! *Perfectly Balanced*

[@horatioyen256]

yes

[@NotThatHomeless]

When are we getting: "The stock market is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits"

[@garret1930]

👆👆👆 yes please. PS: thank you for making a real comment

[@dasirrlicht5415]

Look up reddits effect on gamestop. This january was weird.

[@ArmyForMe]

While there are exploits in the stock market those are unfortunately hit and miss so consistency is a little bit of an issue to recreate without market manipulation.

[@justanaveragegamer9744]

Yes

[@mauer1]

@@ArmyForMe also the main exploits in the stock market are actually exploits to humans. So exploiting humans is really hard as human learn... usually...

[@keaton9172]

Spiffing brit: makes farming games become a prison game Also spiffing brit: makes prison games a farming game.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Equivalent exchange.

[@HCSR2]

"And you are sure this will improve rehabilitation rates in your prison?" "Prison?"

[@supremechungus4288]

"I've descended into corn-based madness!" Welcome to Indiana.

[@retrowave69]

eyyyy

[@Spiker985Studios]

Welcome to Ohio

[@FlyleafDreamleaf]

And Iowa!!!

[@lordofchaos1845]

As a Hoosier, I can confirm that this is 100% accurafe.

[@ItsDiamondWolf]

I am from here as well

[@Rioshi11]

"The most British Prison of all time!" -You mean Australia?

[@hommusC1]

Britain is more of a prison than Australia is but you’re probably not smart enough to realise that

[@slayer_5175]

@@hommusC1 I see you didn't get the joke

[@idonotlikeboats9328]

@@hommusC1 your are the smartest person I’ve ever seen

[@AnArtInEveryLabor]

@@slayer_5175 the amount of lobotomites who don't seem to realize what penal colonies are is great. I gotchu though. A doff of the cap to you my good chap.

[@britishsoldier1186]

@@hommusC1 It was a joke. Australia was a penal colony of britain, but you're probably not smart enough to realise that.

[@siriusdarkblade]

16:36 “There are 7 billion bananas on the map” -Spiffing Brit while farming corn in a video game 2021

[@YHLGguitargeek]

-"We're going to be building perhaps the most British prison of all time." -You're making Australia?

[@PUNishment777]

Australia = literal paradise

[@RT-PD]

Comment section = Landfill, with barely comments that isnt spam.

[@RS99FILMS]

@@PUNishment777 I don’t know… Australia has kinda been… authoritarian over the last few years. Guess it never stopped having the prison mindset.

[@LeDank]

Alternative title: “British man re-creates Ohio in Prison Architect”

[@jonduke4472]

Iowa but yea

[@OlaftheGreat]

Indiana as well

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Ohio is full of corn?

[@LeDank]

@@dankcatsmemes9219 yes

[@opl500]

Next: The Stock Market is a perfectly balanced game....

[@rexmopser7152]

actually the stockmarket is totaly balanced to exploit if you simple follow action reaction root exraction (watch news and think what the events will impact as result like country a wants to build a wall if ruler x is elected = action reaction afterelection now to the roots what will benefit what company wil provide the work wich companies have the capacy to provide enought concrete in the area of work are they listet on stock if yes free profit

[@alessandropereira4976]

Reddit did it first

[@thebritishempire3975]

@@alessandropereira4976 I think that was what the comment was referencing-- and Reddit didn't do that, *rich-ish* Redditors did

[@webserververse5749]

Answer to stonks (more compute power for high frequency trade = win) but bot net or making a crypto that makes users want to compute for you = haxz

[@thebritishempire3975]

@@graphicattack oh, good morning colonial! You still haven't filled your debts of *one shipload of tea* yet, despite wasting it all on a harbour

[@LiarJack20XX]

America: shuts down its for-profit prisons Spiff: Hold my Tea and Monocle

[@MadnessIncVP]

Wrong dimension, chief. America would never do that, in this one.

[@JUJU-yg1xi]

I’m still trying to figure out why they added automatic harvesters, packagers, and sprinklers if they didn’t want you to do this lol.

[@fargurubunga3444]

This should be given a glorious name.. A name that will be acknowledged by generations to come.. CornHUB

[@maddoxlacy9072]

Inspector: "okay...lets see how your prison is functioning..." *walks in and its a ----ing farm* Prison owner: "why I do here believe this will be quite the harvest this year, dont you say, my good sir?"

[@Wooper160atThePond]

I can’t believe they turned your “breaking prison architect by farming trees” video into a whole DLC

[@alexnoman1498]

I am convinced this is exactly what happened, no one adds iridium sprinklers and autogatherers by accident.

[@PJSproductions97]

Ah, I see you've rediscovered the Midwest

[@hannahjo033]

its true, i live there

[@dougbrunson5208]

I would agree

[@LBoomsky]

LOL I love the comments that is how u exploit youtube lol

[@jkutyna]

At a certain point, aka the further left you go on the map, the cost of additional workers outweighs the increased revenue from the corn generated sales. There is a point where you eventually will simply be breaking even on $ because it takes so long for the workers to transport corn back across the map to where the trucks can pick it up, in addition to having to buy the new seed and then walk that seed back all the way to the left to plant it. Essentially the increased travel times will ultimately block the maximum feasible size of this. I didn't get anywhere close to as much corn as you by the end of your video and i was a millionaire by day 52.

[@Leotagorax]

good info. thank for sharing

[@claytonblack34]

helipad for the win.

[@goatcat2737]

It's not about the money It's about the çœrñ

[@WDemonicPrince]

Spif: "...we are going to build the most British prison imaginable." Me: "Ah so a colony."

[@samsunguser3148]

Australia huh

[@dustinwarner7761]

I for one welcome our new pink flamingo overlords.

[@jaykay3561]

I haven't watched the video yet but yes, I agree

[@samuelmellars7855]

Who wouldn't?

[@kulrigalestout]

Spiffing Brit: "Potatoes and barley are useless." Me: "Vodka and beer are worth a lifetime of soups and stamps."

[@NFrads]

Spiff: When corn is produced, it also produces seeeeed.... Monsanto, the original exploiters "Oh, I don't think so"

[@atraxian5881]

Spiff: "we are going to make the most British prison of all time!" Me: "australia?"

[@StrimClocks]

Poor Australia

[@o76923]

Seriously. Plantations are more of an American thing.

[@WolfgangDoW]

No tea plants??

[@jeffhask367]

The government: Is this a prison Spiff: Well yes but no It’s a prison for the farmers!!!

[@SephirothRyu]

Plot twist: Spiff could have gotten better subsidies if he had just told the government he was making a farm.

[@theencolony5595]

"there really is nothing else quite prison architect when it comes to the sensation of violating human rights" **Sad Rimworld noises**

[@sbsftw4232]

Arguably, humans on the rim don't really have any rights therefore it doesn't feel the same when you borrow their kidneys.

[@redsixx669]

Hes right you know, kidney snatching is truly not the same without rules to break

[@theencolony5595]

@@sbsftw4232 I mean, I could go into the lore if ya want, but there are system spanning governments in rimworld, which presumably have SOME code of ethics : p

[@HungerGamesFan00]

the voice crack on "that sounds ~pretty balanced~" gets me guud every time thank you

[@silkmonkey]

Paradox: So Prison Architect? Spiff: ah, profit architect...perfectly balanced!

[@platypus6810]

“I’ve descended into corn-based madness” and “No one will ever know of the atrocities that have been committed here in the name of corn farming” are my new favourite lines from anything ever

[@CEOofNano]

Guess I'm the only one who can imagine not commenting a list of words that will cause the youtube algorithm to suggest the video more. Oh how my glass house shimmers beautifully in the morning sun, time to dabble in my favorite hobby of projectile minerology

[@jocax188723]

“There really is nothing else quite like Prison Architect when it comes to the glorious sensation of violating basic human rights.” RimWorld would like a word.

[@eelboy3098]

*Urist McDwarf has joined the chat*

[@KrisS602]

Spiff: "Bam! It's bananas---" Gwen Stefani: "B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

[@KaguroDraven]

"We're going to be building possibly the most British prison of all time" So Australia?

[@Corwin256]

I, for one, welcome our new pink flamingo overlords.

[@RebelSympathyzr]

I as well

[@dandagames6030]

"mom can we have farming simulator?" "We have farming simulator at home." Farming simulator at home:

[@moomflr4367]

“Oh god it’s almost harvesting season” **laughs in bannerlord**

[@vojtechstepanek7145]

Game about managing a colony of survivors in a hostile environment: Spiffing Brit builds a giant prison labor camp. Game about managing prison population and exploiting their free labor: Spiffing Brit builds an absolutly legal farm. Why? For the glory of Yorkshire Tea, of course!

[@katanah3195]

Both of these things are just so stereotypically British. For the glory of tea, indeed.

[@yaboinaru3653]

Only spiff can turn a prison building game into Farming simulator Ohio edition

[@bartowgivens3597]

Ohio ain’t that bad

[@bartowgivens3597]

Because I live in Ohio

[@АлексейПоплев]

In fact, this is what Khrushchev did instead of building Gulags

[@BiggT_440]

@@bartowgivens3597 I’m from north Ohio and it ain’t bad, but there’s cornfields fuckin everywhere

[@Matuse]

Meanwhile in the real world, a single ear of corn is bought for about 70 cents...

[@RAD-RC]

70 cents? I get them at the store for like 3 for a $1. But I do love in corn land

[@chabr1783]

@@RAD-RC in my country you get 1kg for 0.50 cents

[@YungSkrtDinger420]

@@chabr1783 this dude owns a country holy shit

[@chabr1783]

@@YungSkrtDinger420 you dont say "in my country" in english? In here it means like county im in or country i was born in

[@YungSkrtDinger420]

@@chabr1783 you own country?

[@BlazeMakesGames]

He should have made a single cell in the middle of the corn fields to host the most confused prisoner ever

[@Xarestrill]

Spiff: "... we can drop out tax rate to 1%, it's perfectly fair and legal." Still more than the AAA companies pay in taxes.

[@xxGreenRoblox]

I assume that stands for "A Antideath A department"

[@R3GARnator]

What's ironic, is that Corn isn't profitable without government subsidies.

[@timothyoswald8618]

Soon, prison architect and rimworld will meld. Prison world? No. Rim Architect? Oh yes.

[@critickman]

Well it all ready happend

[@Just_a_turtle_chad]

An awesome turtle has certified this video with a Turtle Badge of Approval.

[@jacqwith]

I, for one, welcome our pink flamingo overlords

[@prezzyjim]

So instead of a Prison, he created Australia...

[@enderdrive]

Same thing.

[@larrybrowser8286]

@@enderdrive LOL

[@coreytaggart128]

tip when dealing with this type of export, make the export area span top to bottom of the road so you can have more trucks filling at once and get the stuff out faster. More income, and less lag

[@Doomquill]

"I've descended into corn-based madness!" Yes...YES!!

[@agentiq007]

For Corn!

[@ceprithea9945]

jesus scrolling down to the comment section feels like walking into a room full of people in black robes chanting an incantation or something

[@darkassasion]

I know right

[@habsmonmin2976]

I got a hunch that the next vid is "Reddit and the stock market is a perfectly balanced game, WITH NO EXLOITS"

[@FahKyuu-b7x]

Be careful Spiff, Monsanto is watching you not use their specific cursed corn seed

[@Necrobin]

Spiff: "please insert the laugh track" Also Spiff: "Don't mind if I do"

[@Exxt3R]

Spiff is Legion, for Spiff is many.

[@Flippirino]

As an Iowan I can safely say, you can never have too much corn

[@mattbean8076]

So how about a “The US stock market is perfectly balanced with no exploits” video next?

[@Avigorus]

The only real exploit in this playthrough is getting that detention center grant when you have zero prisoners lol

[@BlubiDefault]

Spiff: "There really is no game quite like Prison Archtitect when it comes to violating basic human rights" Rimworld: Feeding Prisoners their own tribemates while housing 10 of them in a 10 block refrigerated shithole with fresh delicious corpses in it

[@drowzypollinator640]

I think profit could be increased by planting a different batch of corn on separate days instead of all at once. Rotate your crops, not for nutrients, but for logistics of gathering and cpu usage.

[@bensoncheung2801]

Smart, very smart.

[@leechowning2712]

The workers are too stupid. He noted it mid-game... once harvest starts, all the farmers switch to harvest mode until the harvest is done, then reset to planting mode. So no matter how you try to stagger it, it will only last at best 2 cycles before being completely in time. He needed Many more autoharvesters. That makes the harvest faster, allowing more planting.

[@JatHatXD]

Some say he still sees corn around him to this day and many more to come

[@redsixx669]

Also how it feels to live in iowa

[@NonsenseNH]

Plot twist: the farmers are prisoners suffering the pain of farming 24/7

[@SmorjaGrus]

"It aint much but its honest work"

[@tictac2102]

Point of view: you’re watching people comment key words.

[@trond9229]

Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”

[@filiipa52]

Wtf is going on?

[@calebsomething1712]

@@filiipa52 Essentially commenting these keywords causes the KZbin algorithm to recommend this video to others.

[@CElliott994]

It’s a callback to a recent video (maybe it’s a call forward)? Where spiff is trying to close off a problem with KZbin’s algorithm which creates views in user groups that aren’t interested by putting keywords in the comments. (I think that’s accurate but hung down the video just in case).

[@Asandmanwithnosandplan]

OH FINALLY SOMEONE NOT COMMENTING KEY WORDS

[@cookiesnibbler7595]

"The most british prison of all time" So you're making Australia?

[@tachyon8317]

Spiff - *mentions corn* Zach - *heavy breathing*

[@Simply_Pip]

I like the spiffing Brits puns just like my crops, in the dirt and never watered.

[@VikingOtaku]

"I have 23000 in coooorn..." The ravings of a cornbased madman

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

Spiff’s GF “What are you up to Spiff me luv?” Spiff Making cornography.

[@derekstein6193]

Spiff: "We're going to be building, quite possibly, the most british prison of all time." Me: Australia?

[@alessandrolangosco1033]

Spiff went corn-mad one year before the rest of us, a true trendsetter. It's corn!

[@meilinchan7314]

He went bananas.

[@SteefPip]

It's a good thing you're not a pirate, because then you'd only get a buck an ear.

[@nicememe4578]

You’ve effectively made the farmers prisoners.

[@dakooie5682]

Mismanaged Prisons and a massive amounts of corn? This may just be the most American video Spiff has ever created…

[@lordbruno47]

They need to let you grow tea, that way we can become the ultimate profit machine.

[@katanah3195]

Then it can really be a quintessential British bit... a prison where all the prison labour is used to grow tea!

[@Weigazod]

Ah, the Gulag Architect: Community Service DLC

[@simonscience5846]

**ALERT TO O5 HIGH COMMAND SCP-1507 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT**

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

"SCP-1507, colloquially known as ... the pink flamingo... Debriefing will take place at 04:00 hours"

[@Novasky2007]

Containment Team Bravo is Down Repeat - Bravo Down Its So PINK arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ! [Transmission Lost]

[@loganl7547]

Corn, IRL, is one of the most profitable produces because of chemistry, it's converted into bio-diesel, high fructose corn syrup, it's also used in batteries, plastics, glue, alcohol, and perhaps most importantly, ethanol, which is a component of commercially sold gasoline. So corns high price isn't exactly unrealistic.

[@iguanainasuit]

"Spiffing Brit looks at comments section" *Oh my god, what have i done*

[@trond9229]

Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”

[@gortee495]

whey are all over the comment section

[@gortee495]

send help

[@gortee495]

SOS

[@LegendRed01]

I need to understand this: He is not letting his farmers out He is hiring farmers to work He didn't run a prison But those hired farmers must work and can't leave

[@yodathe6037]

This man has a point

[@wooeo9962]

Minecraft farm in a dictatorship server be like:

[@SebastianVazquezFerrero]

The second he switched from corn to bananas (missing a possible pun on the US' United Fruit Company own imperialism and colonialism), he became an... Ex-corn.

[@MadnessIncVP]

Get your coat.

[@jaytay223]

Alternate title: “EXPLOITING the INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEX with CORN”

[@Asandmanwithnosandplan]

Do you see all the other spam comments or is it just me?

[@jaytay223]

@@Asandmanwithnosandplan It's from his exploiting KZbin video. Key phrases get more attention from the algorithm

[@Asandmanwithnosandplan]

@@jaytay223 Ah I'm a moron. I thought way too many people were commenting it.

[@christophermcmillan9948]

All hail all of our perfectly balanced and exceedingly beautiful overlords

[@cdecent7]

me and the boys in the stock market 📈 doing exploits irl

[@Novasky2007]

Shares go brrrrrr.

[@kaikart123]

@@Novasky2007 nooo you can't just disturb our money making scheme

[@Proto0w0]

Ah yes, drinking a cup of Yorkshire tea every morning for a year now because of you.

[@MotoHikes]

POV: You're scrolling through the comments trying to find a normal one

[@StrimClocks]

Try up voting all the comments

[@curtgavin7845]

Thank you for this small break in the horrific copypasta 😂

[@Luna_Walker_16]

I just wanna read normal comments about the video, is that too much ask for? XD

[@nearlyepic4831]

What's going on though?

[@woaddragon]

Yes

[@lg5211]

Farmer: "It's almost harvesting season."

[@whitey6174]

AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGAR

[@michaeltomasicchio6895]

The most British prison ever huh? Funny, this doesn’t look like Australia.

[@trond9229]

if took me 50 pages to find a comment that was not: Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZbin is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”

[@DoomRater]

Literally America right now. Biden is only starting to take action against removal of private prisons where this very thing can happen.

[@tnerbtnerb5136]

5 bucks says the developers saw Spiff's video on turning the game into a giant tea plantation and came up with this DLC as a result :P

[@tuckerbenton6311]

You successfully made the american midwest: farming, prisons, and questionable labour.

[@mikemikemikemikemikemeup]

Did I miss something he’s using paid workers in his fields not prisoners. 😅

[@wilfredsun4056]

I can, in fact, imagine posting a comment not entirely full of seo terms. I swear, this is the new "first".

[@JakeAdamtheflamelord]

When's Wall street is perfectly balenced?

[@marcofigueiredo6469]

Its amazing how fast you can talk and how much continuous, non stop talking you can fill the entire video. Your awesome!

[@jacobleroy3252]

I didn't know you could simulate Ohio in this game

[@elirantuil5003]

The comment section is the most frightening place I have ever wondered.

[@Altair1243WAR]

Don't wonder about the comment section, it's bad for your sanity

[@exocakes4587]

"Imagine not commenti--" "Shut the hell up."

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

Internet: first time?

[@Лео-ц3ю]

An unsuspecting person who accidentally looked into the comments...

[@ChefHeisca]

"YES"

[@StrimClocks]

I joined in the comments

[@sbsftw4232]

At least we have each other. These comments almost represent the pandemic in a way. They're showing up on a lot of my other subscriptions, it's definitely spreading.

[@ChefHeisca]

@@sbsftw4232 Honestly.. Its a light. one i needed badly. Im glad to have found you in this mess ~ Have a wonderful day, and an even greater year

[@StrimClocks]

@@sbsftw4232 I find it rather funny in a way. Shows that people like the idea of KZbin breaking.