Craig Ferguson 5/21/12C Late Late Show tweetEmail XD

Craig reads viewer tweets and emails with Steven Wright...
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[@parsoumash]

When Steven Wright says: "you're so funny and weird"...that means somethin!

[@shawntco]

It seems to me that Craig Ferguson is the only person who can actually make Steven Wright crack from his normal stoic expression.

[@h0lly_blue]

I love how Steven just walks into the room so casually

[@sharky1304]

This is one of the greatest piece of TV EVER!!!!

[@ginnypinnydfjs]

Being called "funny and weird" by Steven Wright is surely the highest compliment one can get....right up there with "you smell better than a flamingo", anyway.....

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

That is a classic Steven Wright line. "They should sleep underwater..... just for one night."

[@maximusdecimusmeridius5492]

treats and demons...we're all gonna die!

[@IsaacWatson]

"It's time for tweets and e-mails....we're...we're all going to die." XD

[@Sektion9]

Tears of laughter have never felt better.

[@MrEricon9]

The only place where you can see Steven Wright laugh.

[@Kramkat]

That segment alone is worth an 'Emmy' A show that makes you, literally, "laugh out loud" surely deserves it. ....makes me wonder why it isn't in the running

[@danno751]

So far this is one of the best episodes of the Late Late Show to date. Coming back fresh off of Craig Ferguson in Scotland week. All three segments were terrific! All it needs now is Alex (Craig's intern Alex Sgambati) to appear and it would be perfect. Sharks wearing Japanese suits! Steven Wright quotes: "Is the show going on now?" "This is like a really good show and I have a seat!" "When the police are no longer involved"

[@latheofheaven]

Seriously, if there is ANYONE even remotely as funny as Craig, it is this F'n guy! *DAMN!!!* 🤣

[@17Helton]

Great chemistry. I don't mean how well they feed off each other what I mean is they have taken a lot of chemistry over the years. 😌 Steven is so relaxed working with Craig but has to remain sharp in order to keep up with him.

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

Such genial banter, between these two. Its perfect.

[@ellequence44]

hes like that kid in your english class in high school that almost never talked but when they did it was epic

[@copasetic87]

Craig NEEDS to take Leno's place. He's got the hilarity, and the class and charm that only Carson had :)

[@freeaudiobooks7469]

Leno is too big, they won't get rid of him

[@17Helton]

I'd like to add the countless Babes that follow Craig around are a nice bonus.

[@gregm257]

They are all great in their own way

[@MrJaycrow30]

This guy is a genius!!!!!!! Loved his style since the 80s!!

[@bliz78obrien1]

80s yes because he was going before Johnny Carson retired, and I think he was known for making a bunch of appearances that made me want to see him LIVE!

[@suddenrushsarge]

I think he said treats and demons... lol

[@MisterTingles]

haha, the cat noise terrified stephen :D

[@oiergasdn]

I have never laughed so hard at a tweets and emails segment like I did in this one. Oh god.

[@knaiLO]

Steven Wright is great. He influenced one of my favorites, the late, great, Mitch Hedberg.

[@nguyea09]

steven wright is the most random spoken guest on craigs show ever haha.

[@PasseioNoturno666]

I think he says treats and e-mails, which only makes it funnier hahaha

[@Andyrobbbbo]

does steven say "treats and demons"

[@jtconner7599]

where can i download the opening song

[@omahahnful]

I folded my USA map and the two Portlands ACTUALLY TOUCHED.

[@PrivateAckbar]

I'd love to be Steven Wright.

[@assassinbbx]

I just stated that Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore because there are more people who think that it is a country in Europe. You're right but that has nothing to do with what I wrote.

[@My-Pal-Hal]

WHEN THE POLICE ARE NO LONGER INVOLVED 😂. ...good answer...

[@moodyfeverdream]

I'm IN PAIN. streaming tears, man. always love when Steven Wright is on. did he say "it's time for tweets and demons" at 4:15? hahaha

[@87edrag]

So true! I loved that kid.

[@silverwindspirit]

The horse and the 2 girls wearing construction uniforms were for tax purposes

[@jcYgolden]

Making sw lol every time .. And new thing to say "none of your business" XD!

[@rileypoole1234]

What's it called when Geoff makes that buzzing sound at 9:07? It's hilarious.

[@MikeMath9]

It's time for treats and demons...

[@JamieJobb]

How hard is it to watch late night tv in the daytime?

[@Ronin5B]

It's time for tweets and email, we're all gonna die LMAO

[@hla5560650]

Thanx for uploading...keep it up

[@Grimcci]

this was very funny i loved it

[@JSYBen]

Yay! Lisa is back!

[@camouflaged2]

Bwa ha ha ha! These guys are great together.

[@boss180888]

those flamingos!!

[@Malangsufi]

This was just funny! x-D

[@bluesguitar25]

I had a friend in the neighborhood who said the strangest things, very Wright like.

[@NoelFurrer]

HAHAHAH SOO FREAKING FUNNY!@!

[@boss180888]

IT'S NO COINCIDENCE!!

[@ViciousSeacow]

WTF??! this was soooo funny.....

[@KlayyJayy]

Books, and...dogs

[@lostcrzy]

This is *smorgasboard* Amazing!!! :D

[@ryanbrownnew]

This all perfectly OK but I kinda expected Steven to walk on and crouch BEHIND the chair and then very carefully prop his chin on the back rest.

[@Frankincensedjb123]

Comedy gold

[@LisaSimpsonLover]

I love Steve XD

[@BOSOX9004]

Steven Wright is a god.

[@VIFG]

2:37

[@Merely]

The bigger he gets the more he looks like Steven Seagal.

[@jtconner7599]

Notice how Geoff the skeleton always copies Steven's voice

[@MrBlemmie22]

only he can do some shit like that any one else would have been stupid

[@ArtisticFuzz]

funniest shit

[@PiCheZvara]

Dudes, Czechoslovakia doesn't exist since 1993.

[@ciarandevaney385]

PiCheZvara who cares man

[@assassinbbx]

Could you imagine calling them Czechs...!? Saying Czechoslovakian makes no sense at all.

[@Turalcar]

It's not that Czechoslovakia doesn't exist. Czechoslovakian is not a real thing. You can be either Czech or Slovakian.

[@FloydZeppelinMuse]

Steven Wright must be really hiiiigh

[@WayneFTW]

Holy fuck is he ever

[@christopherawesome]

Well that's just fine, Geoff is dead.

[@assassinbbx]

Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore, just sayin for those who think that way..

[@DanteKostan]

Makes more sense to say Czechoslovakian opposed to Chzechorepublican.

[@UnknownUnknown-ct6mj]

B STANDS FOR BALD. YOU DIDNT JUST GO THERE. SEEK JESUS CHRIST WITH ALL YOUR HEART.

[@bloodwulf78]

wow one dis like

[@PiCheZvara]

Ferguson is a cool guy, funny even, but he talks way too much. He often tries to upstage the guest instead of servicing him.

[@poshpanda469]

Is he normal or has he some adhdinhd-Disease? 😷🤕