Tweek's Coffee

[@lillianharper1672]

I love the Tweak family so much they are just so funny *music starts playing* like a warm hug from a fluffy bunny

[@samburger..]

they put meth in tweeks coffee to make him addcited💀

[@CybervDoll]

@@samburger.. litteraly 😭😭

[@candlelight5028]

​@@samburger.. more like a warm hug from a bunny on meth 💀

[@Luminous.Mountain]

I think he’s from the mafia 😹

[@AnnetaPalani]

They put drugs in Tweeks coffee

[@stormtroopertk8]

Keep in mind, Tweek’s coffee, is laced with meth. That’s the reason why he’s so jittery and paranoid

[@jeremiahhunt1998]

*OH JESUS! AH!*

[@milesjohnson5487]

The good stuff.

[@AfroReporter]

Wait what episode do they find out it's meth lmao?

[@AlphonseWeebay]

@@AfroReporterit’s in the game

[@TheBandit025Nova]

Well they’re Tweakers

[@Snekysnitch]

I love how he just starts talking like he's in an advert

[@bugorgans]

an advert, the same kind of advert you would see as a kid during a cold winter morning, with only a blanket to keep you cozy.

[@davidlane1248]

So you love the punchline of the joke? Crazy stuff! You're such a trendsetter, liking the joke that the show is telling everyone

[@jeremiahhunt1998]

Does he know? Does he know he's an ad? LOL

[@craigtucker9266]

@@davidlane1248​ Who put sand in your vagina?

[@xZippy]

I love how Mr. Tweak speaks in a calm, somber, commercial-esque voice. You see, his voice flows like the sweet honey dripping into a nice warm cup of tea, poured just for you to get you through that rough day, or the glistening dew sparkling on a mountain sunrise. Or maybe his voice is just like that first bite of a hearty breakfast, giving you the energy to take on whatever events or waiting for you. It's a voice that touches your heart, giving it that warmth it needs to prove to you that someone loves and cares for you. And perhaps, love is all we need.

[@splendisdude]

ahhaahahahahahahahahah

[@toshinoriyagi7670]

😂

[@davidsejas8452]

You mean the same way randy does the Tegrity thing 😂

[@robertzurface9042]

Lol, I knew as soon as I read "You see" that I was in for a treat!

[@subjectdelta4813]

"Your coffee tastes like three day old mouldy diarrhoea!" Dying every time i hear that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@therealyeet6666]

This is how I feel when I make coffee

[@89horizon]

"Three-day-old moldy diarrhea" is still one of the best descriptions of anything ever xD

[@MarjorieMcWiggles]

Mr. and Mrs. Tweek both have such attractive voices. Too bad they’re horrible people.

[@CrossoverFan4life]

Yeah especially when Cartman of all people questions what do they do to their son

[@KoykoTheSilly]

Dang Randy, what happend to you?

[@izzybarker3407]

I’m so glad you also think they have attractive voices. I thought I was weird for thinking that 😭

[@CaptainCapital8]

"Country Fresh, like the morning after a rainstorm."

[@milesjohnson5487]

Tweek's Coffee is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@starpoptarts]

"having a gay son is good for a coffe business!" - Tweek's dad

[@solotrollight]

After the Stick of truth, this video makes me shudder a little

[@thepwrtank18]

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[@ghostlytavern129]

Yeah poor Tweek :((

[@Old.acc.lol12]

Saaame.

[@gabriellacomito5918]

It's so hilarious how Tweek's parents don't care about giving underaged people like kids coffee! 🤣😆😂

[@Warped_view]

I rewatched the series and I can’t believe this existed before tegridy farms.

[@Warlady21]

I think I would want some of that coffee. South Park creators should make this brand.

[@emwatchesthings]

that would involve selling meth coffee 🤣 not sure how’d they’d get away with that one

[@Camsvfx_]

Well it apparently tastes like three day old mouldy diarrhoea and it has meth in it so…

[@Ph4ntom_Str1ke]

Isn't the coffee laced with meth...?

[@Snekysnitch]

It is

[@evangelionsolos]

"he has ADD he jitters a lot!"

[@tweeklikesmeth]

oh fuck thats me

[@ZzZz-fq3iw]

ah yes regular coffee with a twist

[@thaddeust.thirdiii736]

“Your coffee tastes like 3 day old Diarrhea” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pebblechatsdross247]

Excuse me I'm gonna make myself a cup of coffee

[@ethane1700]

So before Tegirdy farms we had tweaks coffee

[@inoshishi8]

Mr Tweek has an odd ASMR voice for advertising coffee. 😂

[@jeremiahhunt1998]

I want to go out and buy some Tweek's Coffee now.

[@GreatMewtwo]

0:46 The metaphors!

[@anthonydealba6820]

1:13 "your coffee tastes like 3 day old moldy diarrhea!" 😆

[@jytvreal]

The living ad

[@Old.acc.lol12]

THE MUSIC WITH THE METAPHORS

[@ActiveGame45]

I also put crack on my coffee too. Tweak Coffee special

[@TiffanyRobichaud]

0:58 AAH!!

[@jimmykalkhoven36989]

What a perfect clip 😆 I doubt that emoji ^ wuld exist without cartman

[@Dm-qc7kb]

Country fresh, fresh like the morning after a rainstorm….

[@rainbowunicorngirl2187]

i remember watching this episode. my dad does too i immediately knew cuz as a person with adhd that is NOT normal behavior and my dad doesnt have adhd but he knows a lot abt drugs

[@p1h.lover-09]

But it actually just has crack in it

[@Jeneandgela]

After 8 years? Still no comments?

[@moarlok0172]

I know how you feel that smooth arouma like a wet juniper dew

[@alaktinisdead]

Just basking in the aroma that is Tweek's coffee. Like the smell of sand and sun tan lotion on a mild summer afternoon.

[@rtyrtyrtyus]

Tweek's coffee. Like the first nostril hit from a manhole cover removal on a sewage drain after a fat berg clogged it.

[@Savage-cx9uk]

@@moarlok0172 or a hug from your dear old aunt

[@Camsvfx_]

@@Savage-cx9ukShut up!

[@ariana4president]

totally regular coffee

[@calliefinck6275]

What episode is this

[@Drixenol86]

Does Mr. Tweek grow his own coffee beans?

[@Shotmybiscuit]

From season two episode 17 gnomes (1998)

[@dysxx_0]

Which eposide

[@Camsvfx_]

Gnomes

[@i_Lik_Catz3]

2:21 not the underpants gnomes .

[@waltermartinsdemenezes8324]

Neville as richard Molly as mrs tweak

[@jimmyrustlerz]

cartmen topping it off with i love you guys killed me

[@alexanderrahl7034]

Whenever i drink moxie in front of people who hate moxie, i start talking like this lol

[@DacDaMan710]

Tweak's dad is a freaking folgers commercial

[@jonastas6387]

Simple Rick xD

[@IAMHENDRICK]

Nice connection 👌🏻

[@aminXlocale]

Sponsored by Patagonia 🎉

[@Dorin_emojicat]

Episode:Gnomes,Season 2

[@RoryKid2011]

1:46, “Bland Raw Sewage Taste”, well, Tweeks coffee is probably the most overrated coffee shop in the world

[@MitenShah-w4r]

He has add that's why he's jittery all the time lol

[@RapFanatic4ever]

1:12-1:15 Ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabriellacomito5918]

FYI: That's literally Tweek's dad's natural speaking voice. 😆🤣😂

[@LadyLunarella]

no REAL parents would give their kids coffee. mine didnt we would see dad drink coffee and we asked to try it mom said nope. then dexters lab showed us what kids on coffee looks like. not good

[@pear_xdd]

It’s because they added m-th

[@DMLJ-1046]

2:12 nobody would buy him tho

[@TheCityLightz]

KZbin vlogs be like

[@Abdulicious_98]

I hate this video because now I’m addicted to drinking coffee so thank you

[@younggrasshopper3531]

Haha yeeeeuh

[@skkkkrrrrrrrrrtWO]

Sorry to ruin the mood but tweeks mom is kinda 🫦

[@albapatriotproductions1198]

No hard feelings Tweek 😂

[@jimmyrustlerz]

WHO IS HE TALKING TO LOL