Tweek's Coffee

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[@xZippy]

I love how Mr. Tweak speaks in a calm, somber, commercial-esque voice. You see, his voice flows like the sweet honey dripping into a nice warm cup of tea, poured just for you to get you through that rough day, or the glistening dew sparkling on a mountain sunrise. Or maybe his voice is just like that first bite of a hearty breakfast, giving you the energy to take on whatever events or waiting for you. It's a voice that touches your heart, giving it that warmth it needs to prove to you that someone loves and cares for you. And perhaps, love is all we need.

[@stormtroopertk8]

Keep in mind, Tweek’s coffee, is laced with meth. That’s the reason why he’s so jittery and paranoid

[@jeremiahhunt1998]

*OH JESUS! AH!*

[@milesjohnson5487]

The good stuff.

[@AfroReporter]

Wait what episode do they find out it's meth lmao?

[@AlphonseWeebay]

@@AfroReporterit’s in the game

[@TheBandit025Nova]

Well they’re Tweakers

[@MarjorieMcWiggles]

Mr. and Mrs. Tweek both have such attractive voices. Too bad they’re horrible people.

[@CrossoverFan4life]

Yeah especially when Cartman of all people questions what do they do to their son

[@CEOofTolkienBlack]

Dang Randy, what happend to you?

[@izzybarker3407]

I’m so glad you also think they have attractive voices. I thought I was weird for thinking that 😭

[@lillianharper1672]

I love the Tweak family so much they are just so funny *music starts playing* like a warm hug from a fluffy bunny

[@samburger..]

they put meth in tweeks coffee to make him addcited💀

[@CybervDoll]

@@samburger.. litteraly 😭😭

[@candlelight5028]

​@@samburger.. more like a warm hug from a bunny on meth 💀

[@Luminous.Mountain]

I think he’s from the mafia 😹

[@AnnetaPalani]

They put drugs in Tweeks coffee

[@starpoptarts]

"having a gay son is good for a coffe business!" - Tweek's dad

[@Snekysnitch]

I love how he just starts talking like he's in an advert

[@solkun11]

an advert, the same kind of advert you would see as a kid during a cold winter morning, with only a blanket to keep you cozy.

[@davidlane1248]

So you love the punchline of the joke? Crazy stuff! You're such a trendsetter, liking the joke that the show is telling everyone

[@jeremiahhunt1998]

Does he know? Does he know he's an ad? LOL

[@craigtucker9266]

@@davidlane1248​ Who put sand in your vagina?

[@subjectdelta4813]

"Your coffee tastes like three day old mouldy diarrhoea!" Dying every time i hear that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@89horizon]

"Three-day-old moldy diarrhea" is still one of the best descriptions of anything ever xD

[@therealyeet6666]

This is how I feel when I make coffee

[@CaptainCapital8]

"Country Fresh, like the morning after a rainstorm."

[@milesjohnson5487]

Tweek's Coffee is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@solotrollight]

After the Stick of truth, this video makes me shudder a little

[@thepwrtank18]

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[@ghostlytavern129]

Yeah poor Tweek :((

[@Old.acc.lol12]

Saaame.

[@xPr0DiiGyxLORDsh]

I rewatched the series and I can’t believe this existed before tegridy farms.

[@evangelionsolos]

"he has ADD he jitters a lot!"

[@tweeklikesmeth]

oh fuck thats me

[@Warlady21]

I think I would want some of that coffee. South Park creators should make this brand.

[@emwatchesthings]

that would involve selling meth coffee 🤣 not sure how’d they’d get away with that one

[@Camsvfx_]

Well it apparently tastes like three day old mouldy diarrhoea and it has meth in it so…

[@thaddeust.thirdiii736]

“Your coffee tastes like 3 day old Diarrhea” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZzZz-fq3iw]

ah yes regular coffee with a twist

[@inoshishi8]

Mr Tweek has an odd ASMR voice for advertising coffee. 😂

[@bibichatsdross247]

Excuse me I'm gonna make myself a cup of coffee

[@D0ct0r_Cup1d]

Isn't the coffee laced with meth...?

[@Snekysnitch]

It is

[@ethane1700]

So before Tegirdy farms we had tweaks coffee

[@gabriellacomito5918]

It's so hilarious how Tweek's parents don't care about giving underaged people like kids coffee! 🤣😆😂

[@jytvreal]

The living ad

[@GreatMewtwo]

0:46 The metaphors!

[@DacDaMan710]

Tweak's dad is a freaking folgers commercial

[@jeremiahhunt1998]

I want to go out and buy some Tweek's Coffee now.

[@user-co2tl7gr7t]

0:58 AAH!!

[@madysenlovelace7395]

But it actually just has crack in it

[@jimmykalkhoven36989]

What a perfect clip 😆 I doubt that emoji ^ wuld exist without cartman

[@murkdsgameplay3958]

I also put crack on my coffee too. Tweak Coffee special

[@Thedreamterror]

After 8 years? Still no comments?

[@moarlok0172]

I know how you feel that smooth arouma like a wet juniper dew

[@alaktinisdead]

Just basking in the aroma that is Tweek's coffee. Like the smell of sand and sun tan lotion on a mild summer afternoon.

[@rtyrtyrtyus]

Tweek's coffee. Like the first nostril hit from a manhole cover removal on a sewage drain after a fat berg clogged it.

[@Savage-cx9uk]

@@moarlok0172 or a hug from your dear old aunt

[@Camsvfx_]

@@Savage-cx9ukShut up!

[@aristandswithpalestine]

totally regular coffee

[@gabriellacomito5918]

FYI: That's literally Tweek's dad's natural speaking voice. 😆🤣😂

[@Old.acc.lol12]

THE MUSIC WITH THE METAPHORS

[@Dm-qc7kb]

Country fresh, fresh like the morning after a rainstorm….

[@rainbowunicorngirl2187]

i remember watching this episode. my dad does too i immediately knew cuz as a person with adhd that is NOT normal behavior and my dad doesnt have adhd but he knows a lot abt drugs

[@jonastas6387]

Simple Rick xD

[@IAMHENDRICK]

Nice connection 👌🏻

[@alexanderrahl7034]

Whenever i drink moxie in front of people who hate moxie, i start talking like this lol

[@RapFanatic4ever]

1:12-1:15 Ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmyrustlerz]

cartmen topping it off with i love you guys killed me

[@aminXlocale]

Sponsored by Patagonia 🎉

[@albapatriotproductions1198]

No hard feelings Tweek 😂

[@A_Fat_Stalker]

2:21 not the underpants gnomes .

[@Shotmybiscuit]

From season two episode 17 gnomes (1998)

[@younggrasshopper3531]

Haha yeeeeuh

[@Drixenol86]

Does Mr. Tweek grow his own coffee beans?

[@DMLJ-1046]

2:12 nobody would buy him tho

[@dysxx_0]

Which eposide

[@Camsvfx_]

Gnomes

[@LadyLunarella]

no REAL parents would give their kids coffee. mine didnt we would see dad drink coffee and we asked to try it mom said nope. then dexters lab showed us what kids on coffee looks like. not good

[@dumb_lolxz]

It’s because they added m-th

[@TheCityLightz]

KZbin vlogs be like

[@RoryKid2011]

1:46, “Bland Raw Sewage Taste”, well, Tweeks coffee is probably the most overrated coffee shop in the world

[@skkkkrrrrrrrrrtWO]

Sorry to ruin the mood but tweeks mom is kinda 🫦

[@jimmyrustlerz]

WHO IS HE TALKING TO LOL