Twerking On Caskets, New Super Sonic Jets & Men Using Sex Toys On DIYS

[@gustavocalderon9609]

NEVER STOP THIS PODCAST PLEASE 🙏🙏

[@imac2612]

Please !!!

[@h.beeeeee4234]

NEVER!!!

[@jaymoneyzefleekgawd9]

This podcast too fire to ever give up ☁️ 🔥🔥

[@BodyandSpaCreations]

Amen

[@ms.branch1207]

Please!!!!!! We can grow old to this.

[@mujumbo123]

Patrck, Tahir and I have been best friends for years…they just don’t know it yet.

[@YouMissWhit]

Same 😂

[@aajhacanton2741]

fax.

[@rolandomontana1389]

Patrick, Tahir and I??? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU 🤣🤣🤣

[@mraverybrown4621]

This manscaped ad/extended conversation after, is hilarious! 😂😂

[@amgofficial7791]

😭😭😭

[@bnadira212]

Ok 🤣

[@dejahviews13]

Pat is ruthless “they thought you were a ninja ?!!?😭😂😂

[@BiryaniLover365]

43:37 I would have been pissed if I was Simone in that position, ain't her fault for being that damn good. 🤦🏾‍♂️ The judges are tripping.

[@salmaabdullahgb]

It's about the danger

[@bmoore1908]

@@salmaabdullahgb then Why do they still allow the move if they are so afraid of people getting hurt. It makes no sense to me to deduct points when you allow this move in the competition yours basically asking athletes to train hard enough to do it and then when they do you don’t reward them for their tremendous efforts

[@HomeVidEdd]

I would be too. They were tripping. I don't think it's racial though.

[@teddryckjones]

The concern on Patrick’s face when Tahir said Ninja Star…. Bruhhhh 😂😂😂💯🚛💨

[@amgofficial7791]

😭 ikr?!😭

[@jamichealgates]

Bruh!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Listen if you can do that fam you got it I aint even gonna even try to fight you. he the captain now

[@jamichealgates]

Real talk I don't care who you are. that would be the most funniest fucking hit line you would ever hear this year

[@GEE865]

Me: How much you charge for a Ball Fade Barber: Bald Fade? Me: No...Ball Fade Barber: 👀

[@juliaundy83]

🤣

[@wonderbutterfly3]

Pat ain't shit lmao. He said nah, man, you were too fat for that bag. Damn! hahahaha

[@Drummasterjay]

“I survived the champ, I survived the champ” you didn’t you didn’t you didn’t you didn’t 😭

[@DonovanHaumpy]

But he did. LITERALLY 💀

[@lisaclark2767]

That whole manscaping convo was hilarious 🤣😂😆😭

[@halfandhalf07]

The way Tahir stared at Pat about the grapefruit. Just dead.

[@shegone7760]

Tahirs first transition was so smooth you could slip on it wearing Tims on asphalt

[@mraverybrown4621]

I always look forward, to Thursdays: A new episode of ‘Dam Internet, You Scary’ and a new episode of ‘Daddy Issues Podcast’. Also, ‘Verbal Cardio’ podcast. 🙌🏿🎧🎶

[@bsinclairfuturebillionaire]

In Tahir's defense, Kevin did eat his cake

[@jlatt4788]

1:08:07 the look Pat gave Tahir 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aterriblebeauty3845]

Ha!

[@Ria19907]

😂😂😂

[@skyycloudkicker7122]

🤣🤣🤣

[@christophergarrett3977]

Bruh 😂😂

[@tiffanyturnerlynch7855]

He said 😟 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mauricecrooms9514]

The Mike Tyson impression was pretty good T🤣

[@BigSmokeJitsu]

Yo just smoked and I’m DEFINITELY high enough for this intro.

[@maclamar1508]

I swore Tahir said "Bornyard" not barnyard, but I understood what he meant😂😂😂😂 #BackToYouTom

[@wcm65]

I heard it too 🤣

[@livvlivetv7662]

I Was Dead. Then He Said That Jewd Logan Paul lmao

[@NicknameAarie]

I use to clean at hotels (Hampton) and we always changed the sheets unless no one stayed in the room. Which happens sometimes when ppl creeping and book a hot for their "business" trip but stay elsewhere. More than sheets it's wise to wipe down everything bc we used the rag used to dry bathroom surfaces... to wipe all the surfaces In the room. And carry that one from room to room until it's too wet.

[@dannilao3820]

1:08:59 it's the slow head turn for me

[@eastzoobridge]

Yoooo the intro was hilarious 😭😭 Did Pat sing "Hooking up with family members"?? 😭😭

[@envytalent6039]

You caught me flat footed on those ads ... I was ready when raycom popped up

[@DeaconsChronicles]

Surya Bonaly was a phenomenal figure skater who never got enough credit because of her boldness.

[@jrez4864]

U ain’t slick Tahir……

[@denrico777]

Yo why you got tahir as your avi? That's creepy af my g. Lol. Haha... You look like tahir.

[@DeaconsChronicles]

@@denrico777 You're not the first person that has said that. But contrary to popular belief, that's my face. I wake up to it everyday. Lol

[@wonderbutterfly3]

How do you just limit someone for being too awesome? Let Biles reach her highest heights! Goodness gracious.

[@bellebottoms4861]

👏👏👏

[@salmaabdullahgb]

Because of danger

[@eri_nique]

The way Tahir is about first class benefits is me about Yt premium. "What? You watch ads on KZbin? Couldn't be me"😌

[@gprime3702]

Also Duncan's foamposites are dope. They're like foamposite boots.

[@samanthamiller970]

Bleeding balls sounds like a metal band haha!

[@emmamccoy8381]

When I'm at a restaurant I ask for hot water in a tea cup & put my utensils in it

[@ambijay6606]

It’s a great day, love this show, love you guys, and I loved this episode, keep them coming coming! 🙏🏽💕💯🙌🏽

[@imac2612]

Oh shit we getting the in person pod? This shit hits different

[@michaelwilburnGBS]

Floyd has 27 knockouts on his record, he only switched to becoming a defensive fighter after he broke his hand.

[@xavbags6511]

Patrick's face at 1:08:08 lmao no need for Tahir to make the noise

[@Mackjjetzfan]

Tahir's transition into the sponsor ads are amazing lol.

[@parisjayjay5446]

Floyd WAS known as an aggressive fighter early in his career. He was literally, referred to, as a KNOCOK OUT PUNCHER. 13 of his first 15 fights, were KNOCKOUTS. YDKSAB lol. research his career Tahir, you'll love the comeback story!

[@itswooda]

Aye I work for TSA, we’re literally told to look for ninja stars in training 😂 The crazy part is people really do have them and try to travel with them 🥴

[@jimmylow431]

That’s funny as hell , thank you for the info , have a blessed day

[@ohgee1368]

Man thank you for that beat hahah ... I was feeling pretty down today started my day bad and that made me holler I feel better now 😆 🤣

[@curlyrenee3590]

The opening song is LITTTTYYYYYY!!! Im here for the entire episode!! lol

[@melissa8580]

“You put NAIR on your BALLS!!!” - Tahir 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 we need this on a shirt!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bnadira212]

That Manscape convo was too much 🤣🤣🤣

[@220meeks5]

hooking up with family members 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@Mr.GoodVibesCaLi]

Nigga I died 😭😭

[@Drummasterjay]

😭😭😭😭

[@kelvinadams3390]

The face Par made when Tahir made the grapefruit noise lol

[@jasondailey8642]

The way Tahir turned and looked at Patrick for saying " maybe it's way to get vitamin C"👀👀👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm in tears

[@supahmariostyle]

Clearly I watch too many scary movies because my 👀 IMMEDIATELY went to the doorway at 26:45.

[@blackyisrael1316]

Woah

[@Thehotelsnob]

Pat is shady in the best way... with a serious face. I have laughed on today.

[@troythompson2]

Nobody: Tahir: If you slide me $10 Million, I’m twerking on the casket 😭😭

[@kenyattawillingham]

The whole manscaped convo was so educational lol

[@rantsandfaves]

This intro though 😂😂😂😂

[@GaaraOTD_TTV]

I have listened to every episode retroactively on Spotify and I'm finally cought up lol.

[@mqgriffi]

24:28 “because you didn’t like it or because…” I hate Pat 🤣🤣🤣

[@dedicatedcobie]

Yessss I was waiting for another in office podcast 😂

[@l.b.6396]

This segment was everything today!! 😂😂😂😂

[@AMomentWMD]

Barnyard banjo style?😂😂😂 Tahir was in Kentucky too long!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AngelRamirez-pc8tl]

This was the best intro song by far!!!! 💯

[@blackstorm144]

Fun fact Christian Dior is owned by LVMH who also owns Louis Vuitton

[@aterriblebeauty3845]

And Moët, Hennessy, Fenty… they own everything pretty much. Lol.

[@mercypedha5519]

Welcome back again & again Guys 🤗🤗🤗😊

[@nesssett5924]

This may hella complicated, but y’all should blend the podcast topics of the day with the intro song!?

[@bnadira212]

That intro had me dying at work 🤣🤣🤣

[@wonderbutterfly3]

hahahaha! all y'all needed was some cutoff shorts & a straw hat with a hole in it lmao

[@feliphaturner468]

I used nair on my nads when I was in HS to Patrick 😞it’s not fun they swole up for a few hours

[@trapslulu]

I tried not to laugh at this,… but I failed 😂

[@Lawrence_Femi_Ikenna_Odedina]

Aye bruh no shame. You gotta own that shit. OG MR FAT NUTS!!! Let em know!!!

[@francisnjogu9263]

😂2:49 to 2:57 Tahir n Pat look like human versions of Spike and Tom from tom amd jerry

[@isrealgottachill8744]

Them day and 🌃 night time minutes Hit different 🎯💯 #tbtvibes

[@life_of_i_]

Nah tahir you brought up them sausage pockets you sit there and take those jokes 😂😂😂

[@aterriblebeauty3845]

Same thing I was thinking. 😂

[@geuse_mangaming6573]

I watch this podcast so much I can tell the instant Tahir is leading the conversation into an ad

[@KingXan79]

The way Tahir turned to Patrick talking about getting vitamins through your pee hole was hilarious 😂

[@2ToTheDome]

38:18 yall talked about balls for waay too long 😅 I was like they still talkin bout it!? yes much needed transition 😆

[@Bryaniskey]

I'm rocking with this episode 💯🔥😂🤣

[@Meo9131]

I love the intro freestyle😍. Man whenever the world opens if yall did a DIYS tour that jawn would be lit!!! * I've done the grapefruit on my husband 😜 let's just say it was an amazing vacation. What I did was cut it slightly bigger than him but not too big where it wouldn't have contact with his skin. He never got burned because of where my mouth was and I kept the fruit away from the hole.*

[@olp803]

I have learned so many new things in this episode 😂😂😂 #ballshaving #pockettoys #cleanupprocesses it’s a lot to process 😂😂

[@mraverybrown4621]

Listen, the last 10 minutes of this episode, had me crying-laughing! Lmao. 😂😂

[@mraverybrown4621]

This intro music/song, is hilarious! Lmao. 😂🎶

[@LocdnessMomster]

Tahir cosplaying Reedo hella well this episode “You said that?”

[@noizsemaj]

I see pat found his radio voice 👌🏾💯💯💯 keep it up y'all

[@tiffanyhufflepuff]

“They looked at you and said ninja star” 🤣🤣

[@Los47]

So many visuals that I did not need in my life

[@deathmoonxx6004]

Someone PUHLEASE play the drums to this and post it to tik tok or yt or ANYTHING THE WORLD NEEDS THIS LMFAO

[@starkthanos330]

Dawg, the way Tahir turned his head when pat started talking that "Vitamin C" shit!!!🧐🤣💀

[@t.j.8891]

Pat's face around 39 minute mark 🤣🤣🤣

[@T.Woods_]

Tahir talking basketball got me in tears 🤣🤣

[@Drummasterjay]

Nighttime minutes started @ 9 EST, so 6 pm in California

[@ettapooh313]

GOOD EPISODE! SO MANY HILARIOUS MOMENTS!! LOL

[@A.Simone]

Idky Tahir sayin he pours something on the sheets before he leaves the hotel had me cryin 😂😂😂

[@bsteph5019]

Whew Tahir chile, the beginning of that Manscape ad 😂😂

[@ashleyzviitei]

Tahir's voice was wrecked at the beginning but it improved through the episode. This was a funny one...the banter was 1000. Pat's comments and questions in that Dior story...hilarious. The chemical burns on the nether regions in the extended manscape segment...and the awkward sex toys finale😂😂...even the incestuous hill billy lyrics from Pat at the beginning...goodness.

[@TVKia]

Damn not Tahir twerking on Emma Jean casket.

[@kevinkem1210]

28:58 TSA thought Tahir had been casted in a Beverly Hills Ninja reboot

[@kerstindespenza3125]

YOU USED NAIR ON YOUR BAAALLLLLLLS!?!?!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vc9732]

Banjo teeth playing... yes Tahir! Freckles on Fleek! Yes I said fleek! Lol

[@chaosswa-ee-ty5911]

Simone is something else. Something great.

[@DeeBee7O7]

"They looked at you & said ninja?" Ninja Gaiden Tahir 😂

[@__MENDO313]

“Balls and Jaws Clippers” 😳🤣🤣

[@zacchaeusmanningjr.8342]

I can't remember the character on Pat's shirt ..my baby brother played that game religiously

[@ajax7140]

"You got your way, I got my way!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KayinLutherKing]

The horror on Pats face when Tahir slurped 🤣😭😭😭

[@_ITZCULTURE]

No reason for that intro song to slap like that 🔥🔥 😂😂

[@kchinton7534]

That intro. Was impressive lol

[@Egun_esin]

"Favor ain't fair" is not in the Bible, Tahir. LOL

[@purplecloudz2383]

Pat savage brush for the baby hairs I'm dead

[@QUADacityLyfe]

I paid for it. I was thinking like, "damn, I really paid 50 for this". I enjoyed it and obviously got over it.

[@imac2612]

Just to save you some money next time, usually ppl watch it in HD on Instagram live!

[@QUADacityLyfe]

@@imac2612 Dang. I guess I need to go ahead and create an Instagram account. Thanks

[@imac2612]

@@QUADacityLyfe ahh I hear you, I have it as my news source only. This was a side benefit. There is mostly negative energy on there so it might not be worth your time if you aren't already on there.

[@QUADacityLyfe]

@@imac2612 sheesh, well that's unfortunate. Guess I'll stick to Facebook, probably don't need any more distractions.

[@imac2612]

@@QUADacityLyfe I don't blame you at all. The ability to connect to people you want to follow is great, but unfortunately it comes with the trolls who want nothing positive.

[@DeaconsChronicles]

Pat, why I just found out they have Crocs Stilettos? Lol

[@Olivia-qg2qh]

That’s some hater type mess. The other gymnasts needa step their cookies up. She didn’t create the move.