[Lyrics] Bella left the city for a place down south, Where her daddy’s the sheriff with a jug in his mouth. Met Eddie by the fence, pale as the moon, Said, “My kin drink red and sleep till noon.” His eyes flashed cold like a swamp at night, And Bella thought, “He’s creepy, but he feels just right.” In the land of moonshine and blood-drinkin’ kin, Bella’s stuck in a triangle she can’t win. She’s torn between two backwoods freaks, One’s cold as ice, one’s a gator that speaks. Then there’s Jacob, workin’ in the yard, Turns into a gator when life gets hard. His uncle’s on the porch, sipping from a can, Sayin’, 'That boy’s pure swamp, born of this land.'" His growl shakes the pines, makes the critters run, But Bella just laughs, thinkin’, “This might be fun.” In the land of moonshine and blood-drinkin’ kin, Bella’s stuck in a triangle she can’t win. She’s torn between two backwoods freaks, One’s cold as ice, one’s a gator that speaks. Eddie’s kin were gathered ‘round a trailer yard, Sippin’ blood from jars, playin’ Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Rosalie sneered, “Bella don’t belong,” While Emmett crushed cans just to prove he’s strong. Alice said, “Focus, y’all, we’ve got a guest,” And Bella thought, “This family’s one failed DNA test.” In the land of moonshine and blood-drinkin’ kin, Bella’s stuck in a triangle she can’t win. She’s torn between two backwoods freaks, One’s cold as ice, one’s a gator that speaks. A vamp named James came to sniff Bella’s trail, Said, “That girl smells sweeter than a county jail.” Eddie and Jacob teamed up for the fight, Tore through James like a hog at night, As dawn rolled in, Bella smirked with a grin, “Guess this swampy love triangle’s about to begin.” In the land of moonshine and blood-drinkin’ kin, Bella’s stuck in a triangle she can’t win. She’s torn between two backwoods freaks, One’s cold as ice, one’s a gator that speaks.
@dddz961Ай бұрын
This is funnier than usual
@edgeGabeАй бұрын
Love the song as much as the characters.
@paultrigger3798Ай бұрын
where did these lyrics come from? They're great
@deadlynightshade7867Ай бұрын
What a.i. are you using
@grabielgarcia1706Ай бұрын
Hello faint uncle buff,anyhow you got youngster they look awesome, take pops🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸😅🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🏅
@wilmergimenezАй бұрын
"This family is one failed DNA test" make me laugh so hard
@RuralTowner27 күн бұрын
Best line in this
@silverloony1170Ай бұрын
Jacob's a weregator! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fiktivhistoriker345Ай бұрын
But he doesn't fly😒
@andrejsasd8904Ай бұрын
"Sippin’ blood from jars, playin’ Yu-Gi-Oh! cards." - LOL :'D
@ReconsiderateАй бұрын
there is so much story and stimulation packed in to this, hard to believe it's only 2.5 minutes 🤯
@peterludwig4599Ай бұрын
Bella does a lot more thinking in this than in the entire book series.
@jensden284eva4 күн бұрын
😂
@chrischeckerslara3441Ай бұрын
Clearly, this is far better than the original saga.
@ВладимирВитальевич-о3юАй бұрын
👍
@richardwalker92220 күн бұрын
Nah
@iaadsiАй бұрын
"this family is one failed DNA test" 🤣❤
@diosnelfrica590Ай бұрын
You know what’s funny. If this was a movie you know Robert Pattinson would agree to come back as Backwoods’ Edward Cullen.
@Cholin3947Ай бұрын
Swamp Bella shows more depth and personality in 2-1/2 minutes then other Bella does in two whole movies.
@ВладимирВитальевич-о3юАй бұрын
😂😂😂100%
@OpheliaNLАй бұрын
That's what she's always been intended to be though. She's a self-insert foremost.
@Cholin3947Ай бұрын
@@OpheliaNL self insert for preteen girls who wish they were interesting and popular.
@OpheliaNLАй бұрын
@@Cholin3947 True. There is a lot of media out there for both men and women that are very self insert and if someone likes reading that.... whatever.
@Bob-gs8nh27 күн бұрын
Drain the swamp!
@KSubsforBenkАй бұрын
*“One’s cold as Ice; One’s a Gator that Speaks”* So Bella is stuck with Two Cold Blooded Killers. 😆
@cosmicreef5858Ай бұрын
except animals are not killers but ok
@lordcypher5889Ай бұрын
@@cosmicreef5858 Wut?
@BellesBottesАй бұрын
@@lordcypher5889 think wanted to say murderer
@BellesBottesАй бұрын
@@cosmicreef5858 animals are not murderers but they are in fact killers in case of gators
@gerbendekker327321 күн бұрын
@@BellesBottes Which would also be untrue
@jadeobsession9088Ай бұрын
oh, this is pure gold!
@Mumr-ikАй бұрын
It's a strange feeling when AI-Bella has more emotions on her face than the real one...
@jankogoАй бұрын
Agreed, but nothing beats OG Kristen Steward RBF though. 😂
@desmond-hawkinsАй бұрын
The women in this channel's videos just keep getting hotter with each new upload.
@dmitriikovalchuck4733Ай бұрын
The lyrics are amazing IMO the best your project so far🎉
@demonflyingfoxАй бұрын
Thanks a lot!
@conanthecribberАй бұрын
I agree. Could've been a radio song. Excellent parody, but also, excellent lyrics.
@grumpyoldwizardАй бұрын
This is the best I have seen. AI is getting even scarier, lol. Thanks either way because this had me chuckling all the way through. I even showed it to my daughter who loves twilight and my wife.
@injest1928Ай бұрын
It's nice to hear your daughter loves your wife ❤. Looks like your family isn't a failed DNA test!
@leno_o17Ай бұрын
The AI is becoming eerily advanced. We're not far from actual movies being made with AI characters instead of humans.
@FreeRangedPuppets8 күн бұрын
Can someone PLEASE turn this into a full length Twilight parody??? I require this as a form of entertainment.
@VanchaMarch2Ай бұрын
I like to imagine that the Volturi are Fish and Game wardens
@shelbytreadway587Ай бұрын
😂😂
@FiglioBastardoАй бұрын
Holy shit this is phenomenal! Once again you deliver a frickin hit! This is going straight into my rA(I)re vinyl playlist. I'd love to crawl around in your head to find whatever the hell brings these songs out! 😂
@buckbuchanan4902Ай бұрын
Wow, Bella is gorgeous!
@svenpetersson1209Ай бұрын
This is awesome. THIS version of Twilight is one I would actually watch.
@AverageDoomer69Ай бұрын
1:02 you know this is gonna be the most replayed/viewed portion of the video
@Seageass01Ай бұрын
That pose. 🤤🍑🍑
@sayUlumme798 күн бұрын
Well you were absolutely right 😂
@cosmicreef5858Ай бұрын
1:18 Edward's adoptive dad looking fine!
@spusulriАй бұрын
BWAHAHHAAH! Jacob turns into gator when life gets hard!!!!😂😂😂😂two bad woods freaks. Ones cold as ice , the other’s a gator that speaks. HAHAHAH! Awesome lyrics!
@esdev92Ай бұрын
1:03 AI isn't holding anything back
@RDJ134Ай бұрын
She better be carefull for the leeches in the swamp. Just saying.
@JucelegarioАй бұрын
way better Bella than KS.
@spusulriАй бұрын
Those jawlines be sharper than a gator’s teeth😂😂
@JoeDirt-v3bАй бұрын
I sure wouldn't mind having her as a sister cousin. 😂🎉🥳🎉😂
@zomgNOOO29 күн бұрын
I hate that I love this. If you're going to Twilight, it's either this or the Rifftrax version.
@SergeMotovanАй бұрын
0:55 It looks like Bella passed gas while laughing
@buckbuchanan4902Ай бұрын
Looked like fart bubbles to me!
@flynntaggart5039Ай бұрын
Наконец-то офигенные Сумерки!!! Сделали супер! Автору - респект!!!
@alinka1776Ай бұрын
Да, наконец-то Белла не страшилище. Да и он симпотичнее гораздо.
@flynntaggart5039Ай бұрын
@@alinka1776 Белла не то что не страшилище. Белла уже секси =)
@lubystkaolamonola52921 күн бұрын
Oh my God. The gator looks so cute. And why do I miss the place I have never been?
@Sestra_PriorАй бұрын
Never seen a single ep of Twilight... don't need to now! 😂
@Philipp19967Ай бұрын
This is so catchy
@anthonyk8027Ай бұрын
The next girl i meet will hear from me "honey you smell sweeter than a county jail".
@tinastestshow9790Ай бұрын
I’d choose the Gator
@DindonmaskerАй бұрын
As a twilight fan. I would watch that XD
@Hobotraveler8228 күн бұрын
This would be more interesting than the actual twilight. Talk about Drama in the swamp. 😂❤
@ganjahchimp2196Ай бұрын
Swamp bella is by far a much better actress.
@francoislaroche6687Ай бұрын
i'd watch a movie like that for sure!!!
@dmac1050Ай бұрын
The silly punching is still my favorite thing that AI messes up
@LundenofnorwayАй бұрын
This is just True Blood
@meganfisher831Ай бұрын
LOL I caught this one within the first 30 minutes and it is legendary, omg.
@trickywoo5165Ай бұрын
Bella’s the only one that isn’t a dysgenic ai freak
@EkaterinaLyakhАй бұрын
she's even better
@trickywoo5165Ай бұрын
@ big time 👌🏻
@int3rc3ptorukАй бұрын
There’s gotta be a Fresh Prince of Beverly (Hillbillies) Air in your to-do list right? :)
@sovietrazorАй бұрын
Still better than twilight.
@kashonderАй бұрын
man, that's awsome.
@stonemills154621 күн бұрын
Daaang Bella!
@fauxfox615Ай бұрын
This is so much more interesting. I need this.
@angelinrunes12 күн бұрын
Another hilarious banger. Hand to god probably the only ai generative channel I love.
@RedEyesBlackKnightАй бұрын
Weregator > werewolf
@OlivaEri12 күн бұрын
Lol i love the "guess this swampy love triangle's about to begain."😂😂
@John-u9e4vАй бұрын
Masterpiece, have you thought about making The Witcher as well?
@leno_o17Ай бұрын
And LOTR!
@kitchenasmr6876Ай бұрын
Hang on, is this a Lana Del Ray documentary?
@jamesbeal7208Ай бұрын
Love your songs keep up the great work :)
@vigilanterc22 күн бұрын
My favorite new subscription!! Lyrics are spot on! Extremely creative! More.... more!
@cathulhu3772Ай бұрын
Wow! That gator is kinda sexi! A lot better than in the movies! :D
@СветланаФ-ъ3ы3 күн бұрын
Bella and Charlie were perfect at writing there. Especially Charlie😂
@SepherinaАй бұрын
I'm on team Gator
@chezamoonangelaiemma49727 күн бұрын
Love this 😂 I was bawling. If they did a version like this I would watch😂😂❤ love your voice and lyric
@solitude4meАй бұрын
Sweeter then county jail 😂😂😂
@chrisrudolf9839Ай бұрын
Now I want a weregator story, it seems like it could be a legit cool concept for a fantasy creature that could be the focus of a good story (provided the story didn't have any resemblance to Twilight, of course).
@AlbertScootАй бұрын
I wasn't sure what to expect but that was hilarious.
@robertrowley4929Ай бұрын
At least it’s better than the original stuff.
@Cholin3947Ай бұрын
That is a low bar to clear.
@robertrowley4929Ай бұрын
@ hey they brought this on themselves.
@MM-zg4wuАй бұрын
Yes! Now it have sense! Werealigathors are the best😂
@sacul769429 күн бұрын
0:22 Bella's twin "cute" sister. lol.
@Scooby_Nubie29 күн бұрын
Why do i actually want a book based off this❤?
@monostripeexplosiveexplora2374Ай бұрын
Still A BETTER LOVESTORY THEN TWILIGHT!
@aimgorgeАй бұрын
Can't put my FINGER on what's wrong with the uncle 0:46. But that appears to run within the family 1:11 but not always 1:49 Anyway I loved it and AI girls are hot
@SabrinaSilverstein26 күн бұрын
This too great ! A national treasure !
@jpwhiddon2 күн бұрын
i CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO.
@its_fridaАй бұрын
This Bella has so many more facial expressions than the one in the movie.
@YOUaskedFORdeathАй бұрын
Rofl. That was pretty good. :)
@RDJ134Ай бұрын
Incredible, it could fool me this is not AI.
@heavenlybrothers1885Ай бұрын
Honestly think about it the plot is way better then the actual movie
@azurabrumme56443 күн бұрын
The way everyone looks just like the original characters lmao!!
@westonadams7135Ай бұрын
Gyatt Dam, if Bella looked like that in the movies, I might watch it..
@SmilerAndSadEyesАй бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you!
@KATIAsCornerАй бұрын
this is REALLY BUT REally good LOL ..CONGRAT ! very creative
@otaku1524Ай бұрын
Livelier than original series, including the vampers!
@asddsa9468Ай бұрын
they look the same as real ones lmao
@hoodybaker824925 күн бұрын
Bella really had an upgrade ...shes the only one thats better looking 😂
@AiMusic-TrendАй бұрын
Great
@chaiteayendor70176 күн бұрын
missed opportunity to show the subsonic mating call of the 'gators. Nothing like watching the water dancing off its vibrating back while it sings.
@OperatorJ0hnАй бұрын
Just perfect 😅
@youcharmz26 күн бұрын
0:34 absolutely got me
@Wes-TylerАй бұрын
Alice remains smoking hot
@MarylandFarmer.27 күн бұрын
Heck yeah!
@2009LuckyStarАй бұрын
I’m here for it.
@zThisPlayАй бұрын
Gator that speaks 😂😂😂😂😂
@musiclover01istАй бұрын
I wonder what a hunger games one would look like.
@johnnyhotrod25 күн бұрын
Serious skills!
@timcatrett435826 күн бұрын
Bella is just gorgeous as he'll 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
@basils8255Ай бұрын
I had troubles with breathing after Jacob's reveal.
@novoopala2611Ай бұрын
*I fell in love with Bella!* 😍
@sadepennbrook29 күн бұрын
Me too. AI Bella 😩
@laurabrown888626 күн бұрын
Jacob's a gator. I'm a cougar. We're a perfect match 😂
@matjoe27222 күн бұрын
The lyrics are hilarious ... 🤣🤣
@retluocАй бұрын
Oh that's good... weregators instead of werewolves. 😄
@dreamwishergirl12 күн бұрын
I love it ! 😂
@DigitalicaEGАй бұрын
I wonder if AI was also used to generate the lyrics