twilight tiktoks that help me sleep at night

[@crowekirstin1]

"let's hope Jacob's bark isn't worse than Edward's bite..." omg

[@amalieshelby]

Lol

[@J3na.xxxwl4hc]

This for some reason gave me Mickey Mouse vibes 😭

[@rayne4257]

"As Jacob would say ✨woof✨"

[@typical.bellaa]

No, no, Edward's bite is worse-

[@whyareureadingthis2901]

Why did I hear fart-

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

"as if you could outrun me!" The walking chile, i- 💀

[@jodie3950]

That one made my day 🤣🤣

[@lizabodrova5566]

THE CARLISE SEXUAL TENSION ONE GOT ME SO GOOD IVE BEEN WHEEZING FOR AN HOUR NOW-

[@LOTRFan295]

Know that they pointed it out , I have been busting a gut 😂😂😂😂😂 that's too funny, they aren't wrong though.

[@mariacruza756]

Fucking right! I'm dying!

[@lekvi5536]

Same

[@sarah2893]

I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere that the actor that played Carlisle (can't remember his name) even whispered dirty things into Robert Pattinson's ear as they refilmed that scene multiple different times, lol

[@jacorawilliams6099]

Frfr me too

[@lucyowens752]

when they were fighting now we all know how billy was put in a wheelchair

[@zolotayazima8351]

Do you know what the movie is called, in which Charlie beats Jacob's dad senseless with the wheelchair? I laughed so hard

[@khaotictrash]

@@zolotayazima8351 It's a Twilight parody called Vampires Suck

[@suneater4815]

My life is explained😂

[@emmastouffer8385]

i had to pause it bruh

[@AbsSings]

Lol I replayed that like 15,000 times

[@scarletsounds5964]

WHEN LA PUSH COMES TO SHOVE!!!🤣

[@lysandragrace5199]

Brilliant

[@za9ck]

This entire segment was GENIUS

[@lunacook6059]

U mean la shove. Jk still funny

[@wellthisisinteresting4912]

LMAOOOOO

[@peggy7744]

fucking seriously

[@gumibearz]

I’ve been laughing at “battle scars” for a solid 15 minutes

[@suneater4815]

Same😂

[@laurent2501]

They saved the best for last. I’m dead 😂.

[@batty444]

Devin Joelle Why is his smile like that lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

I'm a Jasper stan and WOW 👏

[@abigailvidal5830]

Omg me too!! I almost spit out my drink 😂😂😂😂

[@manic8213]

IS THIS TOWN BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO PALE PRINCESSES

[@sagee5763]

Accurate description of both characters

[@J3na.xxxwl4hc]

Yooooo

[@nataliej.3579]

1000th like

[@lyssiiiooo]

"What cab did they take to get here?" I laughed so hard at this because I could imagine Aro in a cab and then the taxi driver says "Alright bro, that'll be 20 dollars."

[@nadiar.4638]

Omg I can just hear Aro's giggle. He would either be really fascinated and just like a child *turns to Caius * "I want to pay, gimme money" Or he would giggle and kill the driver 😅

[@sage_2608]

Hey Shiggy!!🔪

[@lyssiiiooo]

@@sage_2608 ohshit- Not you, Toga☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😂☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂

[@sherlock7898]

The driver was a snack on the road

[@ynw_meli2971]

The clown cab

[@natarixo9965]

Why did Carlisle look so tantalising with everyone but his wife 😂

[@Laurap01]

It’s like Joey’s theory in Friends: if they have been together, there’s no tension.

[@yoonkoo8774]

the carlisle sexual tension one PLEASE😭

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

Carlisle is just... King Dilf

[@evie4815]

this comment has not a single lie

[@azula9830]

i am crushing on him since i was a kid and even now. 🤐

[@larapohrsch9789]

i prefer doctor dilf or daddy doc

[@juliacleary21]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT ABOUT CARLISLE I REMEMBER DURING THE FUTURE SEQUENCE IN BDP2 I WAS SO CONFUSED WHY ESME WAS SO PARTICULARLY UPSET WHEN CARLISLE DIED. I LITERALLY FORGOT THEY WERE MARRIED

[@elizahamilton2691]

Same

[@yespls6260]

I was cracking up at the Carlisle Cullen one🤣 it's so true-- he has ridiculous sexual chemistry with everyone but Esme

[@TessLovesYellowAndRavenclaw126]

so was I, at 2 am and my mum came in and was like what are you doing??? 🤣

[@nowandthenification]

“a VEgan” sent me through the roof and I can’t stop laughing lmao

[@sophiaarens2703]

I just need to talk about the separation in the white foundation on Carlisle’s neck in the hospital scene though

[@xagfranc.6]

What minute do you see that?

[@sophiaarens2703]

@@xagfranc.6 @11:58 lol his neck is still pink

[@brookewhitmore2748]

Oh my god I cant unsee it now

[@5whitetiger5]

My mom and I burst out laughing in theaters at that, made a few Twihards mad lol.

[@azula9830]

see emmett's foundation in breaking dawn. His face is pale but his neck is not lol

[@elidaarlene1]

God, the parody where Charlie and Billy are fighting in the background made me laugh so hard that I had to rewatch that segment so many times

[@j3rzy15]

Same I was literally wheezing 😂😭

[@isabella_gracee]

i sat here rewatching that for 20 minutes😂

[@cornflakes-does-stuff]

why is gothic girl so good?? I'd watch the hell out of it , and the Carlisle ones are sending me :""D

[@giovannideroche4736]

Someone please make Gothic Girl happen

[@danielleellison7869]

Ikr like I would watch that!!!

[@maraiavuki2285]

Yessddd

[@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella]

as soon as summer hits I'm gonna attempt to rewrite twilight for my own enjoyment already had the idea of making it something like _gothic girl_ 😭✋

[@lunalovegood8601]

ayyy it was actually good rho lmao

[@kayrr4612]

It's too good😭🤧

[@lexibentz6141]

the serotonin this gave me is ✨imaculate✨

[@alondrarj6640]

FOR REAL THOOO

[@kassiopeiadanger765]

Same, much needed

[@hannahlaubacker7686]

The wheelchair beat down had me wheezinggg

[@shreya868]

THIS IS THE BEST COMPILATION EVER IM DYIN

[@Ciara1211.]

6:00 I was SO READY for her to show tracksuit rob and I have NEVER been so disappointed

[@gracewheeler3347]

SAME. But honeymoon Edward is to die for

[@seasonalginger9082]

6:23 it took me a minute to clock that it wasn’t the actual film 😂

[@Garbancina]

Same lmao

[@Izzie_spm]

Do you know where I can find it

[@haroldthestylishbean1852]

@@Izzie_spm I had the same question

[@haroldthestylishbean1852]

@Izzi it’s called vampires suck

[@chiane72398]

I'm so glad we all agree honeymoon Edward is best Edward

[@JKahu-ue9mm]

The scene where he's in his swimming trunks and has Bella on his back- just gets to me 😩

[@victoriacv4338]

the gothic girl one was just ART

[@lysandragrace5199]

It really was, well thought out... I wanna series

[@silver-3939]

“They got that Cullen moneey” Charlie 🤣

[@kimberlycook4675]

I can't get over 6:25

[@lucyheather6662]

i’m still crying

[@september7837]

DCFYCTFY I NEED TO FIND THIS VIDEO

[@lyssarie]

I think the movie’s called : Vampires suck

[@xhenxhefil8412]

Lmaooo at first I thought it was the actual movie, I was like “ what version is that ??!💀

[@september7837]

@@xhenxhefil8412 XX LMAO no, it's a movie spinoff and it sounds D O R K Y

[@vac1llator]

6:22 I died during this one LMAOOOOO

[@harls_974]

THE FUCKING WHEELXHAIR IM WHEEZING

[@vac1llator]

@@harls_974 IK best part of the whole video lol

[@emmabinns6335]

Hey anyone know what it’s from??

[@vac1llator]

@@emmabinns6335 Vampires Suck its a twilight parody movie

[@Sofie2734]

The tension between Bella and Carlisle ugh

[@yveswan2407]

Honestly the title forks makes more sense than twilight

[@kiralibke5242]

i want to be able to say "hey there, whatcha readin?" "fOrKs"

[@ExElliexE]

@@kiralibke5242 Most book titles were weird before they weren’t

[@ihidehere.7482]

@@kiralibke5242 if you read it thoroughly though, it would make sense.

[@schubidubida]

Ah yes, the book *forks* and the following parts *La push* , *Populated forks* and *International forks* Yeeeh, I stop right there ;-;

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy4321]

I'm jus thinking instead of it being the twilight saga it would be the forks saga

[@giraffe-gamer-roblox3513]

I’m not even joking Carlisle is my second favourite after Edward 😂❤️

[@saverara0..245]

Mine too

[@andyoconnell4821]

Carlisle is my second favourite after Jasper

[@amandagonzalez1510]

He’s my second favorite after jasper😏❤️😂😂😂

[@azula9830]

he is my top 1❤🤚

[@someoneonearth9520]

He is after Alice ( a.k.a a queeennnn always there for Bella like yassss )

[@angelakate9063]

I'm glad Kristen play the role of Bella, she's beautiful and perfect.

[@nargeshemadi3278]

"K stew was a cottagecore lesbian and we all knew it" lmao i can't

[@emilinebelle7811]

Yeah, I didn’t get that. She wasn’t lesbian til she got caught cheating.

[@Nope-ldcanymore]

THE FIGHTING ONE WITH BILLY I SERIOUSLY WAS IN TEARS I WAS LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

[@kylienicholle3909]

Imagine Alice and Edward in a chess match

[@atlas3231]

Damnnnnn because she can see the future and he can read her mind. They need Bella to use her shield to block their powers.

[@thatdisabledprincess]

I think that actually happened in the book and one of them (I can’t remember which) surrendered after three moves.

[@anajuliaana6612]

@@atlas3231 ALICE AS BELLA DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM,ALICE AND JASPER ARE THE PROTAGONISTS

[@dalitamillet373]

That actually happened in the book, Alice surrendered after 3 minutes but they didn't made a single movement.

[@semihaahmed2305]

It happened in eclipse

[@julias1554]

WAIT WAIT WAIT why was the Gothic Girl one SO DAMN GOOD THOUGH

[@graceless000]

7:29 literally XD

[@katinkerbell4659]

Omg 9:50 i'm laughing my ass off at the whole thing 😂 "a v_E_gA_n_" "deadass? 1-10...?"

[@lordfarquad1595]

7:43 I literally thought I was the only one who sensed sexual tension in EVERY DAMN SCENE HE WAS IN!! Like even when I thought he died, he had long tension between him and the guy who ripped his head off😩

[@pajamas_the_emo]

I remember when I was obsessed with Jasper in middle school... and high school... and now...

[@anajuliaana6612]

YES ASHLEY AND JACKSON ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@katarinaa4663]

same:D

[@h0t_pock3t]

Sameeee

[@poppymorley9838]

6:03 I couldn’t agree more- honeymoon Edward is THE BEST

[@mp3png]

4:33 She really said some BURN BABY BURN

[@tammyhayes6920]

She just yeeted thst baby

[@Call3ndra]

Pattinson was almost fired for performing too intensely... Sooo they really wanted Edward to be as bland as possible. They did a good job, lol.

[@animuauntie]

I laughed a little at Rosalie's 'Best Aunt Ever' sign among all the mirrors

[@ebonyqueen_riri3510]

"Edward in a hoodie doe." Finally someone gets me 😍😌

[@testytester3682]

LIKE THEY DIDN’T JUST WALK HERE. Dead 💀 🤣

[@AhrielleLive]

XOXO, Gothic Girl 🤣🤣🤣

[@marypereira6160]

these tts help me make a full time recovery from twilight itself😌

[@oliviapetrowski4553]

“Aight let’s break this dawn, y’all.” 😂😂😂 Also 7:29 😂😂😂

[@alyssastro7138]

6:25 HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😂

[@giannegomed2209]

But technically speaking, isn't it impossible? Since even the slightest drop of blood they taste can trigger them to find more? But for tiktok purposes tho I think this is accurate lol.

[@user-lg6ih2gr6f]

Imagine firing someone for being too intense- THAT JUST MEANS THEY'RE IN THE ROLE LOL WTF

[@yourleftovers6645]

i love that the twilights fandom mostly enjoys it ironically and for the aesthetic.

[@melissamarcoe1681]

“THINK AGAIN” *1. Honeymoon* 🤣🤣

[@lovediyana47]

imagine tyler posey got both twilight and teen wolf, his wolf fancams would've been amazing

[@himesama4397]

that girl rating Edward was so relatable, I died laughing 🤣👏🏼💀

[@nancyhoff6989]

The Billy and Charlie fighting in the background…..😂😂😂😂😂

[@mitskis-lil-toenail]

"What cab did they take to get here? They didn't just walk here!" XD XD XD XD XD

[@JosalynDally71]

I phicssically CANNOT with Charlie and Billy fighting.. 😭😭

[@Afroriqan]

“When La Push comes to Shove” I- 🙃 My Funeral is @ 3

[@MaddieB]

this made me thirsty for carlisle

[@varalyn9714]

Literally same and I didn’t like him before

[@h0t_pock3t]

@@varalyn9714 Omg welcome to the thirst of Carlisle, you have great taste

[@professionalinsomniac8338]

I never noticed before but OP was right. Carlisle has ridiculous tension with anyone he’s onscreen with, including Charlie 😂

[@cxdycc]

3:10 had me wheezing 💀 “Twilight Dead and Pregnant”

[@NoOnesBusiness5]

6:21 had me cracking up so bad. I legit started laughing my head off. Omg. That was so funny but super weird at the same time. Omg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mitskis-lil-toenail]

GOTHIC GIRL WTFFFFF OHMYGOD THIS COMPILATION WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

[@purpleskystudios1772]

6:38 really got me laughing

[@hillibilli]

I have to know where I can find the original😂😂

[@shania9528]

@@hillibilli It's from a parody film called 'Vampires Suck' xD

[@hillibilli]

@@shania9528 heck yes, thank you!

[@voodoomamajuju8485]

IM SCREAMING “GIVE THE GIRL AN EPIDURAL”

[@ellabellamozzarella5892]

3:58 i screamed

[@lollipop96537]

I was literally in tears at the “gothic girl” one. 😭

[@nymwav7109]

Gothic girl needs to be a real series😂😭✋🏽

[@ShenaeGrace]

That wheel chair scene finished me off 😂😂😂😂

[@bruja_cat]

“When LaPush comes to shove” 😂😂😂

[@ShelbyLynnPin]

Gothic Girl is my new favorite! 😂😂😂

[@mitskis-lil-toenail]

Ok but the second one's "Edward" was everything...... I nearly died laughing. xD

[@TheWorldisQuietHere3]

I love the absolute mental breakdown at "honeymoon" edward

[@kaylawing9214]

The ones from the guy Brody reenacting Bella had me rolling!! 😂

[@renatabubblegum6524]

The one with Gothic girl was a thing of genius🤣🤣👍🏾

[@hispanicatthedisco8860]

*Lmao* my depression got me feeling i'm buried alive but this raised me up from the fuckin dead 😂😂😂😂

[@frannyc7248]

I love this 8:32

[@F1NN03]

Congratulations you made my day I Love Twilght 😍😍

[@mcsodium]

10:46 KAJSNDKJSADAS IM DYING HAHAHAHAHA

[@tylerbertrand9700]

as Jacob would say: "woof"

[@reginamachamer821]

7:12 this guy makes some of the most hilarious tiktoks ever 😂😂😂 his reenactments of Bella get me every time

[@willsenagan7920]

wahhhhh I love the gothic girl xoxo

[@greeneggsandham2064]

That whole gossip girl rendition thing was honestly so funny

[@acaciahc]

Honestly I showed my brother the fighting scene of "Billy" & "charlie " he was dead and so was i its so darn funny he just bashed him with his wheelchair and both punching each other and bashing heads lol!

[@hailiekendall07]

Omg I’m literally twilights biggest fan! I love these! I have watched all of the movies so many times that I can recite them and I have read all of the books so many times I also have so many posters

[@sophieghaffari9006]

That one with The Office quotes! 🤣🤣

[@Therodriguezfamily-kf2em]

Bella's blinks per second 1000000000000

[@Donna_Faye06]

My favorite one was when Bella‘s dad was punching Jacobs dad it’s so funny the fight is really funny😂🤣

[@evieluvon5965]

The Carlisle sexual tension one actually had me laughing out loud, at 2am. Whelp now the entirehouse will be upand angry lmao

[@cm90s]

Ok I need Gothic Girl!!

[@lesley-annfenwick]

Same

[@musicbooks6168]

I love the twilight movies, and even though some of these seemed to be making fun of them (so many people say they’re bad ☹️), these were hilarious!

[@taehyungkim4267]

6:22 Wtf 😂✨ I feel bad for laughing but come on

[@atlas3231]

Literally still dying and rewatching it and I first watched it yesterday 🤣🤣🤣

[@rubya5418]

Jackson Rathbone as Edward 🥵🥵🥵 it’s gonna turn into a “Too hot to handle” situation tho Rob had slayed it perfectly already 😙

[@trashboat3927]

THE BEST ONE I'VE SEEN

[@paperbackacademie6640]

Cannot help but imagine Jasper as Edward. I always had a crush on him. :))

[@anajuliaana6612]

YEAH ALICE AS BELLA AND ROSALIE ASHLEY GREENE IS WAYYYYY MORE INTERESSING

[@nayelimo14]

ITS CALLED SWEET PEA

[@bushbaby3415]

These never fail to make me laugh

[@SomeOne-od7tu]

9:34 WHY DO I SEE IT-

[@Golden_Rabbit]

Thank you for making this compilation. This made me laugh and happy :D Daddy Carlisle tho, ugh, yum!