Twisted Act 2 Part 1

Prince Achmed (remember him?) returns to his homeland of Pik-zahr. He's suffered a great insult on his journey to the Magic Kingdom. But when he invades returns to the city with his army (to invade!), they'll never forget his infamous name... Achmed: The Tiger-F#cker!
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[@seopark7467]

'those are stretch marks. They happen." OMFG

[@trickster6272]

Honestly probably the best part of the entire show other than when he sings, "he fucked a tiger". That was freaking amazing as well

[@espinoza1546]

HE fUckEd A TIger

[@EmmaLouise229]

"Never more will they mock you Achmeeeedddd." "Robert: "He fucked a tiger" That. That my friends is the best line in the whole play. Actually a lot of Robert's lines were my favorites.

[@BittyTatFattyCat]

When he said that, the audience in the front row were couldn't contain themselves. It made it that much funnier for me lol

[@tatianagois4865]

Also gems from this play from Robert include Demonic furniture Those are stretch marks they happen No matter why you will always be a prince to me To me that doesn't seem..... entirely healthy A wolf bear thing And my personal favourite A buffalo monster..... IN A CAPE!!!!!

[@onlookerofthings6029]

My favorite is Rachael: "Unlike Aladdin, he had a family who loved him!" Jim: "Yes" Robert: "Exactly..."

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

“Okay Jesus Christ I don’t know what’s going on here” And The entirety of the they’ll remember achmed chorus

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

It wasn't mockery, it was praise

[@kufufunocosplay]

I ship Prince Achmed and Robert's guard character. Robert would hold him when he came back from war and console him about his stretch marks.

[@hollyhobgoblin8838]

And bathe his sweaty, bloody body with his tongue?

[@kufufunocosplay]

That's the fan fiction ;D

[@MyrtheCourtz]

O MY GOD

[@MyrtheCourtz]

kufufunocosplay omg YES

[@ellesmith1801]

I'm surprised I'm not alone

[@serimachan]

Tiger Fucker, my new favorite StarKids joke. Robert Manion, my new favorite StarKid. Joe Walker, always stealing the show, and everyone loving every minute of it

[@myxxnamexxis13]

I agree, Robert was wonderful in this. He had so many good parts, delivered all his lines perfectly. I hope they bring him back for future productions. It's nice to see some new faces.

[@sarahkinsey5434]

In a scene full of scene-stealers, he was the best!

[@Aphelion.s_Abyss]

Man this aged poorly

[@alyssummichelle]

"Don't you want a piece of this?" Yes, yes I do.

[@horsezrule610]

5:28 xD

[@silentnightingale613]

I do too...wait what?!

[@rizzplaysgames2650]

We all had that look of the guard at 5:39

[@vojacked305]

My tongue is his.

[@MiniMia48]

same girl

[@jordanwhitlow9401]

I pretty sure I have stated this before but once again can we just state how Joe always gets a big dance number with back-up dancers. Death eaters, Dementors, Slytherins, Starship Rangers, Bats, and now the entire army of Pixar Edit: 7 years later. OMG how did this comment get so many likes. Also to all the people saying Duck Worshippers and proving my point thank you. But also I didn't forget them they simply didn't exist when I wrote this comment haha

[@clareann8912]

Don’t forget the duck worship

[@Gdig728]

And the evil viziers

[@rachelistrash4371]

mans deserves it

[@tatianagois4865]

THE DUCK WORSHIP!!!!!

[@under_duck_622]

He deserves it.

[@EmmayLuLu]

"No matter what happens, you will ALWAYS be a prince to me." Rest in peace, Robin Williams.

[@annedavis3340]

I have watched this so many times and this part still makes me sob every time.

[@calamity2383]

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE! ...he’s dead?? When did that happen?

[@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices]

@@calamity2383 he committed suicide in 2014

[@rioisnotokay-ipromise-6115]

Forgive me if I’m wrong, but the person who said that line’s name Robert Manion-? I’ve seen others comment about his lines and call him that?

[@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices]

@@rioisnotokay-ipromise-6115 no, Robin Williams was the voice actor for the genie who died in 2014

[@Kingshadowac]

I just love how proud they are about him fucking a tiger.

[@paulainecabusasjohnson6015]

Edo Edi Essum i know XDD

[@alyssummichelle]

I swear it’s a not so subtle nod to the Philosophy Club scene in Wicked (the book)

[@abbysally]

His arm is all fucked up, and now HE CAN'T COME WITH ME TO COWBOY CAMP! I died XD

[@celestiag.thomas-johnson7067]

I genuinely feel bad about that

[@lydiawilliams4098]

when joe cries as achmed he sounds kinda like a crying umbridge XD

[@erinpilling2633]

Dan and Phil (the baes) are everywhere!!!!

[@lydiawilliams4098]

Erin Pilling yep, its getting kinda spoopy now..

[@erinpilling2633]

+Lydia Williams ikr, I mean the phandom is even on like unboxing toothpaste videos.

[@lydiawilliams4098]

*unboxing toothpaste videos* well, maybe some phans are toothpaste trash?? thats plausible right?

[@erinpilling2633]

+Lydia Williams yeah, why not. im phan trash therefore some people could be toothpaste trash.

[@becky1487]

Joe, your voldemort is showing

[@DudeThatComments]

Wouldn't be Starkid if Lauren wasn't a man.

[@solarprogeny6736]

It's funny because I just see her as Lauren with a moustache, like the illusion is completely absent lol

[@ihaveosteoporosis7954]

Lum I think that’s what makes it amazing

[@aestaarea]

(Cough cough *firebringer* cough cough) (No hate on Firebringer it’s an awesome musical but Lauren doesn’t play a man in it)

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@aestaarea Firebringer gets a pass because there are no gender roles (women can lead, men can be in the kitchen, all types of relationships are valid) so Lauren doesn't have to play a man, whereas in other shows like Twisted, it just makes more sense with the context (guards=male in the middle east)

[@val8869]

Lum what abt tgwdlm

[@xChaseTheWind]

It's amazing to see Robert Manion in this, the react he has gotten from everyone and his talent to not even be a "main" character and still have people notice him and praise his great delivery of lines, it just shows the huge potential he has :') I have no doubt that one day we will see him starring a Starkid musical and everyone will look back on Twisted and see how much he's grown c: Also, tiger fucker has to be the best Starkid joke ever, and considering the immortal AVPM/S jokes... that's saying alot! xD I just love Twisted so much, it makes me so proud of these guys and so excited to see what comes in the future for them ^^

[@kufufunocosplay]

Wholeheartedly agree! I need a Robert/Lauren musical please

[@ashmule2805]

A Robert and Joe duet would be totally awesome...

[@JordanVanRyn]

Ash Mule And so adorable! I would love to see that cause they're both so talented.

[@flynncrewes6721]

@@vloguidice3932 hahah he said this 5 years ago, way before TGWDLM! haha

[@renidere]

kufufunocosplay I do believe that has been partially delivered with tgwdlm

[@mackenziefletcher456]

You can tell how much fun they have in this scene. Lol look at Lauren's face! she's so happy though out the dance number :3

[@RonHeartsMe]

Slightly disappointed that every comment on this part is not just saying the stretch marks line. That was literally the funniest part in the whole musical for me...just his delivery of the line was absolutely perfect and I crack up every time.

[@myxxnamexxis13]

I agree, that was one of my biggest laughs from any Starkid production.

[@LovelyGould]

They'll remember Achmed, the tiger fucking man!

[@clareann8912]

That would be a perfect shot fore Roberts acting reel, but he can’t use it because the guy filming had his hands on the lens for some reason.

[@val8869]

RonHeartsMe rob’s delivery is always so unexpected but perfect?? Like if anyone else saw that line, they would never say it like that, but he makes it work he’s just so talented

[@espinoza1546]

Those are stretch mark they happen He sounds so caring

[@PupCake1025]

Joe is oddly fascinated with starting kick lines at the end of his songs...

[@molliesims4836]

Truuuuuuuu

[@narwhalesclash2248]

A kick line is inevitaaaabbleee!

[@carysspeed5779]

5:20 oh Joe, you can sing

[@jennieparrish7139]

omg I never noticed that part...

[@mackenzielefler7232]

Carys Speed lol I know right?! It’s hard to tell when he sings and is doing his voices

[@ellie_c_xx]

my literal favourite part! i don't understand why no one is talking about it, he's incredible

[@archnemesis8271]

@@ellie_c_xx so true, I keep on rewatching because it's pure gold

[@amybendel247]

Omg the Woody doll, i was not expecting that 😂

[@molliesims4836]

"And now...now he cant come with me to cowboy camp!"😂😭

[@squattingpigeon684]

Do you know how he is able to defeat a large army single handedly? He eats only protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks.

[@ast1867]

He's stronger than a man... HE'S A *WOMAN!* I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME *SMASH!*

[@hot4crocs443]

I watched this way too many times... yet I laugh every freaking time. Best. Scene. Ever.

[@TheHighPhobia]

Also, Achmed - your "weird sticky uping nose" is the most adorable thing ever.

[@maddydraffen535]

Yeees

[@anerd6211]

Lauren's so little next to Jim and Robert!

[@fivehundredlux]

a nerd she’s little compared to everyone

[@17_floors_high]

So, really, Achmed owes his nickname to one of his guards (Manion's character) since he was the first one to say it. xD "All hail Achmed, the tiger f***er!"

[@ForeverToaster]

The first soldier (not sure who the actor is) is the one who put the idea of him “receiving the manhood of a tiger” into everyone else’s brains

[@UmbraSomnium1]

Tiger fucker! Tiger fucker! Tiger fucker!

[@92jwiener]

I DID NOT FUCK A TIGER!

[@wolfjackle]

Tiger fucker! Tiger fucker! Tiger fucker!

[@AngelofMusic04]

They'll remember Achmed the tiger-fucking man!

[@tomttom107]

Achmed the tiger-fucking man!

[@darklordmaguire207]

HE DID NOT FUCK A TIGER!!!! (jk)

[@raydoan3759]

Lauren standing in front of kneeling people and only her head being visible...(don't give me wrong I've been with star kid since little white lie).. But Lauren's height always makes me laugh

[@PupCake1025]

She's 5 feet tall exactly. Awwwwww :) (and Jim Povolo's 6 foot 4, since you were probably curious.)

[@annedavis3340]

PupCake1025 so basically she is my height:) THAT IS something to like being 5' over :)

[@BaconSizzles08]

Can we have a musical with Robert just being hilarious the entire time? PLEASE? Given this show is a masterpiece but Robert really stuck out even though he wasn't a main character! Can't wait to see more of him!

[@sophia4637]

You've probably already seen it but TGWDLM

[@loomy_views_things]

i don't think so now hahaha

[@monarch2520]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Lauren is genuinely concerned that Achmed can't take his Woody to Cowboy Camp.

[@cami_cosmos]

“His arm is all fucked up and now he can’t come with me to CoWBoY CAmP!” Is one of the best damn references in the musical.

[@sarahnicole32]

This song really highlights just how much the choreography has improved throughout the history of the Starkid shows. This was really effective, I'm so impressed!!

[@RatKingShriggy]

literally every single line robert delivers in this is so good "i see the back of your balls" "no matter what... you will always be a prince to me" "those are stretch-marks, they happen" "he fUCKeD A TIGER"

[@seopark7467]

I wonder how much money they spent on mustaches

[@destinyandchicken761]

my guess is a lot

[@cattanimationz6524]

Half as much as they do on Converse

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

I think its a third of their budget

[@sawyer6264]

More than what they spent on AVPM’s budget

[@abbreviateddisc]

This is probably the best scene in Starkid history.

[@joyajohnson2216]

His arm is all fucked up. Now he can't come with me to cowboy camp! I lost it. I just fucking lost it.

[@mentallydisturbedscience8900]

That Joe stays perfectly in character the whole time is amazing! He finds absolutely no humor in his new nickname, and it's the best part of the show! 😂

[@mariostoes]

i strive to have the level of happiness that the man standing next to achmed has at 6:52

[@TallManVanitas]

Joe Walker nails any role he's given. That's why he's one of my acting idols.

[@annedavis3340]

**When he isn't nailing tigers

[@annedavis3340]

Aww Achmed, don't lose heart: Jasmine can't remember Aladdin's name either 😂😂😂

[@Bonnents]

"So to install my repute as a fierce, fearsome brute, there's only one route I see! Arrange the slaughter of millions of innocent civilians. Then they'll remember me!" No, don't you remember? Killing people doesn't make them like you; it just makes them dead!

[@fanfictionfun89]

So this is like a hidden commentary on the drama with the 2D Disney department and Pixar? Well shit, If I was a successful animator and a bunch of talented kids made a whole subplot and some musical numbers about me saying how I could please 60 concubines in an hour. I'd be flattered personally. lol

[@QLH7156]

That's the thing with Starkid as I'm sure you know ; ]. Most of their plays have some underlying subplot commenting on something real. Usually it's more than one thing, this is just a very extended one.

[@maynardkeays2118]

Well 60 concubines and one tiger.

[@treesap4059]

this is the chaotic evil version of "you'll be back".

[@ashmule2805]

I love hearing all the different voices of Joe Walker...

[@allylink3779]

3.40 Anyone else think of the... I take my foot...... My little foot...... Anyone? A Very Potter Musical? No?

[@benmccarthy1799]

Achmeds guards are the best emotional support group

[@squattingpigeon684]

"And now he can't come with me to cowboy camp!"

[@barbaraw2170]

When your mom comes up behind you and asks, "Oh, is that the Aladdin musical?" and you're just like, "...Yes."

[@samanthamass8614]

I love the whole show, but this song in particular never fails to crack me up. And I'm not sure if it was improvised or not, but I love when Joe laughs and says "I'm still mad at you guys". You can see how much fun they're having.

[@CorticalCirclet]

OMG, thank you! I was trying to figure out what Joe was saying during the kick-line, and "I'm still mad at you guys" was the main missing piece I couldn't make any sense of. And, aside from the satisfaction of dispelling the mystery...I like that line. It adds some depth to the way the Prince relates to his troops and to the "tigerfucker" title. Like, he still doesn't appreciate the false claim, and he's still a narcissistic, genocidal manchild...but he's also willing to play along with his soldiers sometimes on their own level, and get drawn into some genuine camaraderie with them. I mean, that would make sense as both a cause and an effect of the obvious loyalty and adoration they hold for him. It's all quite cute to me, in this fictional context.

[@DylanTrexthesingingyoutuber]

Every damn time Robert speaks I laugh so hard that I stop breathing. "Those are stretch marks. They happen." "You will always be a prince to me." "♪He fucked a tiger♪"

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

+Dylan Trex me too! He's my favorite character in this!

[@uhhyuck4568]

This is basically my favorite scene! Robert should be in more plays, tbh.

[@vortex5234]

Marriah Tanguid my thoughts exactly

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

+Catherine D agreed!!

[@heatherrockwell9012]

4:09 The hilarious way Achmed delivers this line aside, that is quite the background dance going on there. Impressive balance.

[@greygeisel363]

Those are stretch marks, they happen.

[@natalieprough328]

6:38 Hands-down my favorite part of this entire musical

[@Samurai3296]

I will always find this hilarious and i don't care what anyone says.

[@ztslovebird]

I almost died re-watching this bit. I was foolishly trying to drink some water just before the hilarity started.

[@misselizabethplays8070]

All I can think of is how he performed this entire number wearing a rubber ass.

[@ragevanilla]

I cannot stop watching this! It's just a hilarious masterpiece. Joe Walker did soooo good!

[@eeeboiii7509]

HOW AM I ONLY NOW SEEING JEFF BLIM IN THE CHORUS?????!?!?!?!?!?!

[@therandompandaman4521]

I guess that kick line was inevitable.

[@rothon3805]

No matter how many times I watch this I can't stop laughing! Joe is so amazing! And that one sensitive guard! And we'll all of them! This is the best scene in the whole play!!

[@RithSV]

I could rewatch this one scene over and over.

[@jobymanuel1353]

Pleasuring 60 women in only an hour mins you only last a minute, but you recover in just ten seconds. That's still prety impresive

[@MyrtheCourtz]

Every fucking thing Robert says or even every time he is on screen and his voice ugh. He is amazing

[@-TheHoneybee-]

Can we please just take a moment to appreciate the glorious little creeper smile on Jim's face at 5:37?

[@VintageBeauty1313]

“AM I NOT A THING OF BEAUTY?! DON’T YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!” This freaking musical!❤️❤️

[@addie7492]

omg at 6:52 you can hear joe say "i'm so mad you guys" but he's being sarcastic ugh best of friends

[@rubylyon8327]

At 4:42 I was like 'Lauren you're in the back row, why are you kneeling?' Oh... :)

[@starkidmaniac01]

Joe walker blows my mind every time I see him

[@anaacuna9106]

Watching this directly after listening to Torture Tango is a _twist._

[@ellie_c_xx]

i love joe walker way too much

[@maisiesummers42]

Love how often Lauren (1.52m) is put next to Jim (1.94m).

[@rynn9297]

I’m literally in love with the harmony at the end

[@terezabozenska1659]

One dislike? Thanks Hermione! And yeah it's all your fault Jafar ... :D

[@basicperson8011]

Tereza Bozenska don't you mean Herman

[@silvermoon4068]

Damn those wizard cops

[@kait2132]

you’re fking useless paul

[@Sogck47]

This is definitely my favorite scene in Twisted!!! At 6:38 I LOST IT XD

[@IJVin]

My favorite part is Nick Gage's genuine joy at 6:50.

[@gayleigh]

I've watched this an unhealthy number of times

[@anniplenge1200]

This is the most show stopping number of Twisted

[@thundrrcloud6838]

Joe, Robert, and Lauren are just amazing human beings

[@ellie_c_xx]

why is nobody talking about 5:19 joe is so freaking talented🥺

[@silvermoon4068]

I like to think Achmed is having an affair with his ENTIRE guard

[@Meelzdiva]

This is my fave scene ever in the play!!!

[@addie7492]

all of achmeds guards are such bros they're so supportive

[@katrinafraser9746]

The soldiers of Pixar are the definition of 'we're here for a good time, not a long time'

[@FionaEve14]

The choreography just gets better and better with every Starkid musical!

[@TallManVanitas]

1:23, Lauren: "Am I right? :D"

[@chloespinoza8214]

This has similar energy with You’ll be Back but more meme and more serious at the same time.

[@hoppingintrees]

Robert Manion. you could be great, you know, and Starkid will help you on the way to greatness no doubt about that. Sorting Hat references aside, I had to look him up. He was perfect.

[@kendrashaw3124]

"Those are stretch marks. They happen" Oh my gosh 😂

[@jahnabanana]

Watching everyone in the background of this is incredible.

[@me2drescue]

"Those are stretch marks... they happen" :D Best line in the whole musical

[@Simscinderellafella]

When he said his woody can't come with him in cowboy camp that make me laugh.

[@allaboutmoxie]

Let's just extensively talk about the perfect way in which Robert Manion delivers every single one of his lines... PERFECTION

[@MyrtheCourtz]

Robert manion, fav starkid member (but i love them all tho) but i just love him he always takes the show and now with TGWDLM love him even more

[@addie7492]

"we *love* you just the way you are" normally someone would say like, but lauren said love and i think that proves that either achmed is in a relationship with lauren's guard or all of them or they are all just the best of friends

[@ethanprice5650]

I listen to this more often than I'd like to admit (more than you'd know, less than you'd think). Still, the part that breaks me every time is: Achmed: "It's never going to happen... A girl like her and a guy like me- I'm not... handsome, of the face." Lauren: "NO...!" Achmed: "Silence." His delivery just kills me every god damned time!

[@whatsupunderthebed7755]

I didn’t realize Team Starkid made the theme song for Tiger King so far in advance 🐅🤴

[@owenmalone5055]

i love how earnest the guards are

[@thesuperheroloser340]

'No matter what happens,you will always be a prince to me.' THAT JUST KILLED ME RIGHT THERE :'D

[@JennaLoomar]

Lauren had a Draco moment :,)

[@ilovemascs]

i have to watch this multiple times a day to stay sane

[@maryallgier195]

“She may not love me yet but I’m willing to bet once I kill all her people she will!!” Has some strong I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love vibes

[@lill23501]

Robert Manion just stole the whole scene just then. That song was too funny!

[@YukiSilverFox72]

The amount of fake moustaches in this show makes me happy. ^w^