TWITCH GIRLS MUST BE STOPPED

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Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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[@mecha417]

I've muted the video and played Beach Walk on my media player during the outro. I am a sad bloke.

[@Swarkyishome]

I never knew how much not having that outro would break me

[@Sinbad1999]

*Salutes*

[@ulric8445]

You’re not alone on that Mecha, ‘tis very sad that we cannot hear the blessed song

[@HitDaTarget]

Swarky I feel ya

[@LianJohn]

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

[@chasebh89]

alinity : abuses cats PETA : hey thats _our_ job >:(

[@kimpeeg7549]

PETA sucks cuz they disrespected Steve Irwin >:(

[@NaiveGambler]

@@kimpeeg7549 Preach it my man

[@D3niz3n]

@@kimpeeg7549 also because they euthanize hundreds of animals they "rescue" each year.

[@beggarbuddy7544]

They’d rather kill a dog then let people keep it as pets

[@DinoThatPlaysHaloQ]

PETA : get the flamethrowers jim

[@SNSimone15]

It just doesn't feel the same without the outro. ;-; R.I.P Beachwalk

[@roguelock7125]

you’ve never played tuber simulator?

[@putuprima9805]

You know its fun right?

[@uh3what]

But give it a try

[@varienwashere]

and then you can tell me if its good or not

[@uh3what]

Not convinced yet, Okay

[@davidelmore9139]

“Funny blue hair man” Pyro: Shows Ninja with red hair

[@cedrikw4972]

David Elmore AHEM r/wooosh

[@achia8844]

That was the joke you genius

[@flaps2367]

Chief Kraken fucken normie

[@cedrikw4972]

Veaux i indeed am not a normie,but by the misutilisation of this r/woosh it made me look like a normie,i am sorry for the confusion (I also am not a native english speaker so i am sorry for the grammar)

[@ohmegalol7762]

@@cedrikw4972 r/wooooshwith4os

[@jacayuikGD]

P- My Y- wife R- took O- the C-kids Y- N- I- C- A- L-

[@raoulprivatebusiness6240]

MTS 35 no

[@raoulprivatebusiness6240]

Trash

[@sarcasmfanatic1939]

it keeps surprising me how perfectly this fits

[@rte3384]

Can’t wait for the unfunny r/woooosh comments

[@LayTooPlant]

dislike

[@AircraftTurnAndBurn]

"Everyone in California be like "I'm melting help me, help me."" *Arizona: Am I a joke to you?*

[@drosera366]

Iran joined

[@greenwalltree]

Yes fellow 120°f person

[@borb7196]

us californians complain about anything over 80 and less than 70

[@SmeekUnoticed]

Florida, Louisiana, and Texas: Am *I* a joke to you?

[@zoomer1673]

*inside of car* am I a joke to you?

[@emeraldsparklez]

Pyro: Sorry if I’m sweating like crazy, it’s 40 degrees Australia: You’re the closest to a worthy opponent

[@cheedor]

Hey don't worry about the high temperatures. This will be the coolest summer for the next 50 years!

[@Theonlyoneharnasiek]

2019: 40 degress on summer 2060: The Earth fucking melts

[@setsers1]

@@Theonlyoneharnasiek 🤣

[@setsers1]

Well, Thank Fuck For That!😠😆

[@andyrew6206]

Pyrocinical is probably the only British man I’ve seen that uses Celsius instead of Fahrenheit

[@sillylittlemonkey7130]

@@andyrew6206 Then he's probably the only British person you've seen

[@Nobody-zl3kk]

Lil' late but i'm just leaving it rigth here *Cat gets thrown on twitch* Everyone: *freaks out* Twitch: i'm going to pretend i didn't see that.jpg *Cat gets killed on camera by owner* KZbin: i'm going to pretend i didn't see that.jpg *5 second clip with un-licensed music exists* KZbin: *instert funny may-may that indicates someone is 'bout to get demonetized* The cat thing was real and it took like 5 days for youtube to take down the video of a kid beating his cat to death, not joking

[@mabroukaintera8981]

Why is Peluchin Entertainment not banned

[@guyfieri148]

Wait WHATTHEFUCK.JPEG WHY ....w-why the fug would some fucker beat their cat to death

[@Nobody-zl3kk]

@@guyfieri148 oh, let me tell you! for no reason whatsoever uploaded a video in which he killed his cat and the video is just the definition of fucked up, he did it with a blunt weapon and all so the pain wasn't even swift, this being a broom, and youtube turned a blind eye for like a week or so before taking it down this video of a teenager beating his cat to death, even though it got viral like the day after it was uploaded... Oh, also i think the channel still exists and somehow he still uploads... Also the kid got another cat after that... The kid also abused that cat... Edit: i think the 2nd cat is also dead now

[@Cat-ki3hy]

When you put lil' late i thought you were talking about a rapper

[@Cat-ki3hy]

Also rip for my fellow cats

[@stable_hands]

I nearly cried when the ASOT opening played. The nostalgia

[@odysseus9176]

PORK-LIFE the Internet is not

[@mastakee9813]

I nearly cried when Beachwalk didn't play.

[@ota_omega]

TheEncyclopediaofPopCulture 2 Chad

[@Rainquack]

At least we still have that.

[@chickenpanda4062]

@@odysseus9176 something you just dump something on

[@goof956]

When you forget about beachwalk for the 4th time this week and still cry

[@Theonlyoneharnasiek]

*Sad Beachwalks fans noises*

[@goof956]

@@Theonlyoneharnasiek much crie man

[@tylr.]

There is a subreddit r/getalinitybanned And a few weeks later it got bannnnnnnnnned

[@TRAVISSQUATT]

Just like the stimulations.

[@yahooplex6286]

@@TRAVISSQUATT my favorite video game is pain stimulation

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

@@yahooplex6286 Why would I play something that I experience daily irl

[@nunkatsu]

@@TRAVISSQUATT more like "ironic"

[@jtkgames0]

bruh moment

[@GavalsSteel]

Pyro: I’m not used to hot weather Canadians: tough

[@BoogalooBoy]

In the American south im used to heat

[@brush1448]

Ya see in England our weather is unpredictable

[@jaxchacky9358]

Me: *impossible*

[@walter5292]

Brit: mentions that it's hot or cold Everyone else: *that's nothing*

[@mracik5168]

I die when's more then 10°C

[@LJAndrews1986]

I hear if you make Petscop 2 the temperature will revert to normal levels.

[@dani-xm2pt]

Pyrocynical: **Get ads on his video** Me: *_Impossible_*

[@grubeater9056]

walter

[@nothere.317]

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

[@hydrol1cks961]

Is this some peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?

[@grubeater9056]

@@hydrol1cks961 you fool

[@dani-xm2pt]

@@grubeater9056 walter

[@woo9554]

Alinity sounds like the whiniest 14 year old in history

[@sircartier4703]

Shahar congested as well

[@Space_C0wb0y420]

Pyro: "I'm sweating because it's 40 degrees" *Laughs in Texan*

[@NooB-cs5ed]

Laugh from Africa where 43 it's pretty normal

[@PMVoid]

*Laughs in miami*

[@prank1304]

Laughs in Arizona

[@sillylittlemonkey7130]

Shut up you guys have air conditioning

[@1o1nah]

@@sillylittlemonkey7130 laughs in air conditioning

[@jeggerbomb5723]

I like the fact that in the description it says outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk

[@vandelas5286]

Spoiler: you get the silent hill doge ending instead

[@somebitch9713]

JeggerBomb what’s the music during the movie cats transition? Getting on my nerves

[@OkuBen]

6:49 Yasuho: oi josuke, there's a cringe ass nae nae baby outside the door

[@paytonn2432]

I searched for this

[@le_monke_dunker]

@@paytonn2432 me toooo

[@Killer-mk3yk]

Same here

[@sonice9020]

*YO JOSUKE*

[@jiantatil937]

n i c e

[@T.A.S.L]

5:51 epic roasting moment by the man himself

[@commieraider3004]

4:28 Well fuck, that aged well didnt it

[@Rahliber]

Nobody: Twitch: NO NUdeS Also Twitch: Alinity, Send NuDEs

[@darkbobblackpants9747]

10:34 *USAIN BOLT WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@tigerstripe8341]

Pyro: *Makes a video about someone abusing there cat* KZbin ads: This person want cat

[@Neonman1230]

Are we still making an outrage on Sony? I just miss beach walk

[@therealmutso]

Soon, bröther

[@AwooHG]

Alinity in a tweet: I am sorry for my lapses in judgement Internet looking at Logan Pauls apology video: Hey ive seen this somewhere before

[@jai9127]

8:41 Dont bully the Canadians, they’d probably apologize for you divorcing them

[@MilkBaggins]

You are not funny.

[@MilkBaggins]

Also you fucking suck at drawing lol

[@jai9127]

Milk Bag Thanks, but I know that. :D

[@jai9127]

Milk Bag Also that wasn’t my drawing, it was my little sisters she just wanted to get points on her app for posting it so she asked to use my KZbin channel, it’s good for her age. :D

[@mapleflag6518]

Wrong

[@domidoodoo]

Logan paul: iM tHe FaSTeSt mAn oN thE pLaNEt Usain bolt: Am I a joke to you?

[@TheLastApostle]

ON the planet. Not in. Logan believes the world is flat remember

[@kingping3555]

@@TheLastApostlewell played

[@Prismate]

**I’m about to ruin this whole man’s career*

[@raccwaluigi5744]

BadMeme.MP3

[@Yddet12345]

PETA did some thing good for once But it would be good it they could be like this all the time

[@Luckiilav]

It would be better if they didn't kill 3/4 of all animals they get

[@kamalite]

They ruined Wooloo

[@kartoonkid711]

Pyrocynical: Chances are your gonna watch blue hair man... *Shows red hair man*

[@liamk2625]

Me and the boys leaving Area 51 knowing what 40 degrees Celsius is in Fahrenheit.

[@malpheus4299]

Predictably dumb comment

[@ys_1085]

Me and the boys raiding area 51 to find a vhs tape of petscop 2

[@shrimpski4695]

Its either she’s dating someone or the twitch mods are simps

[@pilkers2]

Both

[@jmackpa30]

Blackmailing exists

[@shrimpski4695]

Ha’am Man your right

[@yanivgalmor1747]

Or she is a twitch mod since they aninumous

[@shrimpski4695]

RiSe Typhoon ok

[@wortelmachine4832]

I just finished building myself a home. I'd just been mining, and quite far I have roamed. I mined some pretty things, but I was missing something. The mobs at night were really quite a threat. Went up to me, and blown up I would get. I needed a way, to keep me safe every day. I'm mining down, not digging up. Of creepers I have had enough! I hear a noise, a hissing sound, and I am lying on the ground. I'm mining down, not digging up, just when I'm about to give up, I see that gem, I see it now, 'cause I am mining for diamonds! Diamonds! I really want to find them 'cause I am a miner, and into the cave I go! Deeper and deeper 'til I find them, 'cause I am a miner, and into the cave I go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Into the cave I go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Into the cave I go! In creative mode I really could fly. I'll stay survival, here's the reason why. I went from zero, to diamond hero! I'm mining down, not digging up. Of creepers I have had enough! I hear a noise, a hissing sound, and I am lying on the ground. I'm mining down, not digging up, just when I'm about to give up, I see that gem, I see it now, 'cause I am mining for diamonds! Diamonds! I'm glad that I could find them 'cause I am a miner, and into the cave I go! Deeper and deeper 'til I find them, 'cause I am a miner, and into the cave I go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Into the cave I go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Into the cave I go! O-oh, o-oh, o-oh, o-oh, o-oh!!!!! 'Cause I am mining for diamonds! Diamonds! I'm glad that I could find them 'cause I am a miner, and into the cave I go! Deeper and deeper 'til I find them, 'cause I am a miner, and into the cave I go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Into the cave I go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Into the cave I go!

[@MasterBlasterXYZ]

6:23 It's ISAB lmao

[@gundamguardian5314]

ok I am from Poland :D and the eva lady screaming 4:06 "Gratuluje" which is congratulations in polish made my day. thank you PYRO !!

[@raccoon225]

Afterimage jest ale mało

[@Daltoniss]

@@ordic4400 Gdzie są Janusze wrzeszczący 'Polacy przejmujo ;DDDDDDDD' kiedy ich najbardziej potrzebujemy...

[@APoleYouKnow]

@@Daltoniss Sebixy ich wyparły.

[@claudiolluberes111]

stop speaking russian you dummies

[@inkaaz_]

lol.

[@CelticKitty]

I like how the girl who was actually in his video is just fangirling instead of getting mad

[@stephenhill3460]

You simpin?

[@theknoxcrew1040]

yeeyee yeeyee do you even know what a simp is or are you saying that to sound cool

[@deeznuts-.]

Oh jusus the gacha virus is spreading

[@deeznuts-.]

@James what you play that game to lmao

[@theweirdo3129]

@@deeznuts-. hey man can you explain why people hate gacha i haven't seen much of gacha and it looks pretty innocent

[@lol-un6nl]

Pyro: twitch girls must be stopped Also pyro: *gives belle delphine 3000 dollars*

[@TDot-mq3fn]

Yeah this is big brain time

[@fazeroblox9779]

*IT WAS AN INVESTMENT OK?*

[@ElkkuH]

Stonks

[@diarrhea373]

no

[@joeybaloney1986]

Petscop 2

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

You know it's bad when PETA stands up against *animal abuse*

[@kyso829]

Yes

[@English-fk2zb]

Dyspo dared me to hit 42069 subs but like cats are fine you can do anything with your cat. Watch h3h3 video on this

[@jasper3706]

@@English-fk2zb You can't tho. Alcohol is toxic to most animals. And tossing a cat like a football is dangerous, even if cats can often survive high falls.

[@English-fk2zb]

Jasper Stuart ok yeah the vodka thing was stupid but she didn’t throw the cat like a football. The cat is fine stop over reacting like a 9 year old bruhhh

[@yasiequi1631]

@@English-fk2zb it isn't a good way to treat your pets. It doesn't actually matter if the cat is fine or not, the issue lies within the possibility. If Alinity does this on camera, what does she do off camera? If she treats her pets this way frequently, she isn't a safe pet owner, and shouldn't own pets.

[@rebelappliance771]

I find it infuriating that twitch banned Jamskii but left Alinity alone.

[@sadtearex6921]

ool, why did they ban him

[@sauron4626]

szomorú tearex Because he made jokes about the situation

[@chumincoomim]

@@sauron4626 making jokes is worse than animal abuse damn

[@mmsweatyballs1449]

You do realize that twitch staff beat their meat to that clip

[@zelendos2749]

literally the fbi lol okay

[@sunofgun07]

Killer Bean Forever 4K -Official FULL MOVIE

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Arthur Morgan Trihex is a black man who said nigga and got a week ban.

[@nerevarxeph]

@@JanoyCresvaZero Etika got banned his first day on twitch because he said nigga.

[@Plagiarismm]

Lol

[@oof1070]

@@nerevarxeph ekita jokes are not funny

[@ogcondor4498]

Are you serious rip twitch highlights

[@hyper5557]

"I don't want the Susan learning bot demonetizing the video" Too late

[@aleyfathalla3773]

Shut the fuck up hyper you neo heterosexual

[@devlintaylor9520]

@@aleyfathalla3773 wow

[@devlintaylor9520]

@@StimulusShortsYT how?

[@TheReaperAwaits1337]

Aley Fathalla hah gaye

[@placeholdername3521]

Pyro: Sorry if i'm sweating like crazy, it's 40 degrees outside Americans: *confused screaming*

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Can we stop perpetrating the whole "AMeRIcAn sTuPid" thing. We know what Celsius is

[@placeholdername3521]

@@cooliostarstache5474 i know, i'm American as well. I just forgot Pyro lives in Europe and how everyone else uses Celsius. I wanted to convey that confusion in a joke. It only took 2 seconds for me to remember, 0 degrees freezing, 100 degrees boiling.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

@Genocide is fun It's joke, yes. It's also an incredibly overused joke, and it's also a mostly false joke. Usually, I wouldn't care. But I literally saw like 5 of the same joke in a row in the comments.

[@placeholdername3521]

@@cooliostarstache5474 bruh i just wanted internet points for self validation calm down for crying out loud

[@cooliostarstache5474]

@@placeholdername3521 reeeeeeeeeee

[@k8e717]

how much y'all wanna bet poor Pyro will get copyright striked for the ASOT intro, after getting striked for Whitewoods - Beachwalk

[@sabertaco899]

that's depressing but its probably gonna happen

[@optimusburrinktea562]

I’ll bet my life

[@jamesgrant641]

Dammit you just has to mention it I was thinking it but wasnt gonna tell em :"(

[@blank0po367]

I'm gonna bet kakyoin and my mother's soul as well as Avdols and mine what's wrong Darby scar ed

[@maxargentum5001]

@@blank0po367 Kakyoin already has your mother's soul, you can't bet it.

[@Daft-SFM]

“Funny blue hair man” *Shows clip of Ninja with red hair*

[@goober2277]

I like how he kinda sounded like 2-d from gorillaz when he said that

[@gmandersson6409]

Isn’t that the joke

[@hakzource8660]

GMAndersson yes, yes that is so he missed it

[@DemoniteBL]

You watched the video as well?

[@digitalmediaedukasi1232]

lol ninja simp

[@pontuzaa4602]

She didnt watch lion king, explains why she doesnt know that cats dont always land on their feet

[@setsers1]

🤣

[@ginabilyeu2732]

Nigga that shit made me cry

[@ARobinson04]

I made the like count on this comment to 300

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

*dAd we gotta get up! we gotta go home-*

[@TinyShadedForestCreature]

That cut deep

[@mercamia]

Guys, we need to save this video *JUST IN CASE* if this video get copystrike by Alinity

[@killertruth186]

We also need to save your anime costume for your sister.

[@the0ne190]

Bruh it’s 40 degrees, lucky here it’s 80

[@kevinthecockroach]

We also need to save this string of texts for a bad joke.

[@aydenwh1te7629]

Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk (X) Doubt

[@mallory3747]

Ayden White can I get a rip in the chat for beachwalk

[@MM-ss9yd]

Rip beachwalk

[@nqrtzy8765]

Ayden White rip

[@tomaspyrod8283]

rip

[@boombler4320]

3:53 I heard Polish "Gratuluje" Im somewhat concerned

[@dim0n578]

A ty co kurwa tutaj robisz. Wracaj do SCP RP

[@boombler4320]

@@dim0n578 kurwa mać to ty, a ty przypadkiem nie masz perma?

[@epicmoment2.052]

Your fucking language, its like somebody typing random characters

[@stanislawklodzinski2969]

@@epicmoment2.052 any language is like that

[@epicmoment2.052]

@@stanislawklodzinski2969 i mean, youre kinda right

[@orangejuice9396]

alinity : throws cat gives cat vodka on stream twitch : no ban anomaly : accidentally shows hitler minecraft skin for less than 2 seconds twitch : MoNtH bAn

[@leego-ace8082]

Kevin

[@SomeRandomPiggo]

@@leego-ace8082 Pigs exist

[@xxcrossez9319]

orange juice from skeppy?

[@user-vl7uf5lu6x]

Lmao when did Anomaly do that?

[@xxcrossez9319]

Hie5ForLife YT It was skeppy that did that :/

[@thecapelesshero9656]

Pyro you should be careful with that outro, dogs might copystrike you.

[@bruhman2396]

ah shit, here we go again

[@twqwhy6763]

Konami probably can do that. Even tho i like their products, sometimes they do some shit.

[@satfat1232]

Youre talking about bitches right

[@Kingofrubberguard]

Damn he only dropped three Lego studs Not even gold, Dissapointed

[@assertedone7363]

Nah not even blue studs

[@Kingofrubberguard]

@@assertedone7363 Ikr could be have at least dropped 1 purple stud

[@ojigbo]

Didn't even drop ghost studs.

[@panakinbanana]

Pathetic

[@bluesteele5786]

Accurate representation of KZbin ad revenue.

[@chebic5095]

“Most stuff from discord can be easily faked anyway.” The people buying into the Pyro accusations really need to hear that

[@GabeIDK2]

Chebic ...

[@David-md8rg]

@@GabeIDK2 his new video proved he's inno we good

[@cxllum695_4]

@@David-md8rg he's not inno but he didn't groom anyone

[@David-md8rg]

@@cxllum695_4 yea

[@higaiwokeru]

The dms werent faked Just exaggerated because no one knows what pedophilia and grooming mean because every single dipshit on Twitter throws the word around like crazy

[@jhans5057]

Nearly 3.5 subs for a proud lesbian youtuber, I love this community

[@schnoig_]

UranusJones did you just assume their gender?

[@Marc-qd4ly]

I'm still waiting for the 1 million special

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

Pyro is my favorite Breadtube lesbian communist.

[@nicholasbenn6117]

Man can't wait to get to 4 subs

[@itsyoboysergio1635]

Did you just assume ITS gender?!?! 😡

[@kahler5258]

Pyro: come to insomnia! it's so much fun! Me in the US: oh

[@jordigeven8485]

Me in the Europe: oh

[@imppro]

@@jordigeven8485 European states of Europe

[@jeremylim2421]

Me in the other side of the fucking Earth in Asia: 哦

[@boscoairsoft8830]

Oh

[@Dnr2400]

NotGoomba me in the west coast: ohhhhh

[@AAG414]

Alinity sounds like she's constantly about to cry to her mom

[@chorals4856]

Probably all the alcohol she and her cats drink

[@Superstar5_]

Probably about being “harassed”.

[@edcologaming]

Female streamer: *aggressively throws cat* Twitch: I sleep Male streamer: *accidentally hits cat under his table* Twitch: R E A L S H I T?!

[@duckysderpyness]

I was laughing my ass of because of this for 5 minutes XD

[@gayassmarioyoloswag69x5]

Pyro what is that bruise on your arm? Is your husband beating you?

[@tran.srights7906]

She's a lesbian, silly

[@032ธนบดีอลงกรณ์ทักษิณ]

Tra N. Srights! I thought he was transgender

[@tran.srights7906]

@@032ธนบดีอลงกรณ์ทักษิณ oh, so he's just straight then.

[@martianhermit]

Thank you, Gayassmarioyoloswag69X. Very cool!

[@goobergoobert]

Not again

[@willshoco7000]

"I'm sorry to any country like... Africa.who have high temperatures alot" Australia: am I a joke too you

[@unsubtome788]

philppines and southeast asian nations:Am I a joke to u?

[@yawarakai3003]

Defiant literally any country on equator:

[@robinmissouri7514]

Caribbean : are we a joke to you?

[@becsocsci621]

Australia good. Is don. Is good.

[@nathanw9770]

Africa: "Am I a country to you?" Pyrocynical: yes

[@ivelintsonev8571]

Aliniy: I divorsed a canadian... Also Alinity: HAHA FUNNY

[@themanman7642]

Also used him to move to canada

[@civilizedhuman7875]

Isn’t that illegal bruh.

[@ppurpleduck]

@@civilizedhuman7875 idk but what i do know is that’s scummy

[@Alicapy]

Pyro: Come to Insomnia! It's gonna be epic Me, in Florida: *perhaps*

[@AX_]

Yo i live close by, how about u come to my house(or i come to urs) and play games together

[@SwaggyTrollOG]

@@AX_ *BRUH*

[@hopeiscoolio9533]

@@AX_ bruh that sounds suspicious my dude

[@AX_]

Papi Swagg nigga, all i want is to play games, if he doesnt want to thats fine

[@vn2nv307]

Me in Australia... I wish

[@shade4835]

Logan Paul: I'm the fastest man on the planet. There's no punchline I just want you to take that in, and realise what he just said.

[@Pigninjius]

Dude, Logan is an idiot. Keemstar is obviously the fastest man on the planet.

[@NyaAnimeMangaLuv]

@@Pigninjius Are we forgetting Sonic the hedgehog here?

[@heinrich.hitzinger]

@@NyaAnimeMangaLuv Gotta go fast.

[@LynxFlow]

get it cause he thinks the world is flat

[@Cdog-yn9dw]

We forgot about usan bolt (I’m sorry if I butchered that name

[@ryansolos]

Someone: *Grabs cat too hard* Twitch: This is unacceptable. Alinity: *Throws cat.* *Bird feeds cat vodka.* Twitch: This is fine.

[@necro-retro915]

*iseenoproblem*

[@killerchamelon4542]

Meridia's Bacon cat peepee

[@SirPig1337]

Oui there is nothing wrong here just a dead fucking cat eh

[@crispylizard8295]

she was actually choking the shit out of that cat though the cat was in panic and scratched her to get out of her grip

[@comradeweeble5317]

Wait show gripped the cat too hard

[@grahambusker9084]

alinity: throws cat twitch: i sleep streamer: says an offensive joke twitch: *REAL SHIT*

[@lolman-kj7nd]

And twitter

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Alinity should've faced the repercussions of her actions during that Pewdiepie controversy...

[@anahiisbeast2878]

Swagmaster S4AN *im going to copystrike this guy*

[@outmemedlands-officialchan9956]

1"14" likes, balanced

[@SupermanThatHoe555]

No not really

[@SupermanThatHoe555]

@Mr Ego no that doesn't go again the twitch guide lines, just because it was petty doesn't mean she should of been banned then

[@Sarah97319]

Logan Paul: I'm quite possibly the fastest man on the planet Usain Bolt: **enters chat**

[@theironartmanufactur1745]

I don't get it

[@theironartmanufactur1745]

Dafuq is supposed to be funny about that?

[@biffy.]

@@theironartmanufactur1745 seriously

[@FarPlayzYT]

bolt aint the fastest anymore boi

[@swindle3498]

@@FarPlayzYT still has the world record

[@bajatheeaddict4535]

I love how boomers are becoming more of a meme than millennial's, sweet sweet revenge

[@davidgn40]

It's been like that for a while now

[@As567na]

Creeper, aw man

[@TheArnoldification]

It's been different? Outside of Facebook ofc

[@jamesyates4836]

Bob Bob swingin my pickaxe from side to side

[@sadeedehsan5513]

shut up boomer

[@dynamitedog4949]

My gran had a cat who when we went to he shelter was called Smirnoff we where very confused. The next time my gran had vodka she went up the stairs for something. She came back down and the Smirnoff was drinking loads of Smirnoff. The cat died of liver failure probably about 8 years after being an achoholic.

[@dgg1684]

F

[@TK-1895]

F

[@honq8792]

F

[@FestiveRocket]

F is such a weak mindset Ya gotta send a 🍺

[@vadimszubovskis2044]

F

[@memperkasaya2078]

“Pyro, where’s Petscop 2?” More like Pyro, where’s Black Mesa 13?

[@theworstmaid]

petscop 2 would be a fleshed out, long video based on something people are interested in, black mesa 13 would be like a 13 minute video of a man holding a hat

[@kfoley275]

More like Pyro, where's Super Salty Smash Bros Melee?

[@sams9462]

Spam where's black Mesa 13 in the comments instead of where's petscop 2

[@foooofboi]

Where is both?

[@user-ds2fs3qg7r]

I swear pyro if I meet you and your not over 6 foot I deserve a refund.

[@LilnuBy_]

We all deserve a refund ya selfish crow

[@connerhagerman2470]

phyae 5’11

[@DeepSeaBlu3s]

Your profile picture makes this even better.

[@Crosstariale]

You're*

[@dinky_donkey3904]

I love you pyro in a very strong sexually erotic fan fic kinda way

[@meep1308]

Epic

[@aloxoblack]

Nicer

[@allie9838]

so do i, but in a very strong, worshiping him like a god way

[@mobot333]

maybe it’s not always good to be honest

[@dinky_donkey3904]

@@allie9838 yeah

[@TheMapleDreamer]

pyro: twitch girls must be stopped also pyro: gives belle delphine $3000

[@heinrichbirnenkopf3723]

still pyro: can’t afford a car

[@zynel413]

@@breadsan7821 you know what he means you fucking asshole.

[@SuperGamer-5]

Since when did belle delphine abuse animals?

[@xxbruhmoment69xx23]

THIS IS BULLYING IM GETTING THE BULLY HUNTERS AND THEY WILL GAME END YOU FOR UR SINS

[@karentrejo244]

True but her accounts are always getting deleted

[@Seanringwood]

“Most stuff from discord can be faked easily” Now that aged like fine wine

[@internetexplorer8495]

Omg I was literally thinking of that

[@masteroogway1372]

yea, good thing he isnt an actual groomer, and those allegations were debunked.

[@Seanringwood]

@@masteroogway1372 yeah

[@Ohhhh955]

@Sebastian Church yea but surprisingly he took responsibility, instead of saying it is fake, that one of the main reason why I sub and will be sub even when there’s “allegations” at this point he doesn’t seem the guy to do that stuff

[@mohammedkaif1767]

69 noice

[@nubberton1345]

Hey Pyro. Instead of random music for your outro use Minecraft parodies.

[@Dynastone]

Epic Gamer original song will copyright

[@mastatheif9909]

Bruh just use the crab music

[@bakar2134]

@@Dynastone was captainsparklez dynamite cover copyrighted?

[@shaneyy__]

Masta Theif my culture is not your friccing meme

[@shurbi]

He can't. According to Pyro, he can only use music from KZbin's official database.

[@rageinternet9391]

*Throws cat and feeds it vodka* Alinity: meh, they have 9 lives anyway

[@HarambaeXelonmuskfans]

These are bruh moments

[@nicodemus7774]

7 more lives to go.

[@Evanz111]

Oh my god, I remember this day, 40C in the UK was pretty much unheard of. I had to rush my mum to hospital because of heat stroke, she was in intensive care for days. That July and August in 2020 were HORRIBLE.

[@undisputedhideandseekchamp1939]

How you coping with it this time? 💀

[@Mineav]

As an experienced cat thrower, I can tell you that Alinity's cat throwing form is not proper and highly problematic. To professionals like us, it's frankly beyond the pale.

[@twistedluck9538]

Mineav what is a cat thrower what u bros do as a cat thrower

[@candle_carl5348]

Where can I learn the ways of a cat thrower? The last cat I threw unfortunately broke.

[@Cat_Garfield]

jon vs garfield moment

[@audi_5]

@@candle_carl5348 cat throwing dojo 💀💀💀

[@w0wguy]

Instead of watching a funny blue hair man, i settled for a melting yellow hair woman.

[@jjboomerang7263]

Walter

[@osevhh5432]

Jjboomerang FUCK

[@bamf57]

lesbian

[@spicedmemes1472]

wait whos funny blue hair man?

[@cervichthyoquine]

@@spicedmemes1472 The Blevin

[@Frostythecoldone]

Alright bois, which hitman should we send after her?

[@aramadmi]

47

[@spegettimanhasachainsaw5856]

The devil himself so he can drag her down with him

[@BiologicallyIntelligentApe]

that one sniper from tf2 that kills your whole team

[@dogedog8686]

Agent 47

[@dnolan.]

AHg MEMES “Thanksfostandinstillwanka!” -Myg)t Bot

[@exolaruia8789]

Pyro why don’t you make a midi version of beach walk

[@thiccchild8870]

Can we get this as the top comment please?

[@axothylest4417]

Because music companies are scummy and would still copyrighted

[@cuddlecakes7153]

and it wouldn't have nearly the same effect, kinda pointless at this point

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood635]

Copyright

[@codoroki]

Me and the boys leaving area 51 with Pyro's limited edition purple hat from Black Mesa

[@edwardthehazardous1524]

I know it's hip to do meme comments but Pyro, eating food that's given to you at meetups might not always be a good idea. I remember reading about some artist eating a cookie with needles in it because she drew an Undertale ship art that someone didn't like. Please take care of yourself m9, we don't want you to get game ended.

[@marlenejohnson1599]

M9?

[@Yoshi-nx5tw]

Fuck could you send me an article or something about it

[@user-oe9lk5tb5w]

@@marlenejohnson1599 one step above M8

[@teddingt0n]

@@Yoshi-nx5tw If you look up "Artist eats needles cookie" the top result is a reddit post all about it, with images.

[@marlenejohnson1599]

@@user-oe9lk5tb5w oh one step ahead I see

[@losusix9181]

Imagine taking advantage of someone's feelings and emotions just to get to canada.

[@Figrin]

3:49 i love how i brainlagged after the polish-narrated evangelion clip and took a couple of seconds to wonder what language yt video am i actually watching

[@trqp_kun9010]

Omg TAAAK

[@niktos001]

Dokładnie to samo pomyślałem.

[@gluhy]

GRATULUJE

[@Venomox666]

Ye

[@Creeper333pl]

Aż musiałem przewinąć do tylu

[@nogodcansaveyou]

Alinity: You can't defeat me. People: I know, but he can. A L I N I T Y ' S C A T

[@hunner5622]

*A L I N I T Y S C A T S A R E C O M I N G*

[@ItsAnH]

So "People" is the proper name of someone, according to your comment?

[@ojigbo]

@2:53 You've actually added the Lego Yoda death sound AND placed studs, like what would happen in a lego game. I really love you for that. A true lego star wars the complete saga player.

[@ianarg]

Madonal habuger

[@tw0xh]

búgr keeng chikin borgir

[@ianarg]

Do tge petep

[@ravenexodus643]

3

[@martinplayzpokemongo4845]

the meat man clown wars veteran here

[@xenovirus404]

Nobody : Literally Nobody : My brain at the begining of No Nut November 4:54

[@sergu420]

im genuinely *dying*

[@kaiffuaintmywaifu75]

nobody. funny. laughing. ahahaha.

[@johnmichaeldrinkswater]

Alinity probably watches too much cartoons... "Cats always lands on their feet"

[@femimark5021]

@@bartudundar3193 she didn't throw it tho. She literally dropped it from chair height. People are getting really bored

[@kaika703]

@@femimark5021 Try "dropping" something by scooping it up and fling it behind you.

[@acoin1116]

@@femimark5021 "You can beat a dead horse from here to kingdom come, but you can't claim to have ridden it there."

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

I don't think you understand what a cat is and how you should treat it, Femi. You pick it up, turn around in your gamer chair, you put it down safely, and go back to your game. Dropping your cat at "chair height" shows that you really don't care about cats. Of course, people that defend her to care about the cat, but the pussy.

[@ivanvenne]

@@bartudundar3193 They often do but that is because they prepare for the jump. If you throw them they don't really have enough time to prepare because of how fast everything is moving. They usually take a few seconds to prepare than jump.

[@piardthefart2659]

Pyro: Has one polish thing in video Polish people: It's free real estate

[@Johnaii_Steck]

Indeed mah boi, in-fucking-deed.

[@majorbombas]

What about Witcher?

[@gaja6692]

To też ale bardziej G R A T U L U J E

[@theplayerpl6632]

gratuluje

[@olek9152]

Super polska

[@baigled7085]

Well it seems this video is once again relevant, considering Alinity's recent actions.

[@owenzausch8157]

Nip slip?

[@baigled7085]

@@owenzausch8157 yes

[@MrJuancazzzz]

Didn’t know she was from Colombia. Now I feel ashamed.

[@VVen0m]

I literaly didn't think much of "gratuluję" in 4:05 until i realised that I'm not watching a video in polish xD

[@mxxkyboi]

same

[@fuckmylife949]

same!

[@corbak6469]

same here

[@roksaaaannnaaaa]

Damn i thought i was the only one getting hyped by this lmao

[@noided5721]

i was looking for that comment

[@pissturbed181]

Spoiler: Alinity is the villain in the CATS movie

[@spotti6965]

Omg yes

[@Mazorok]

If that was the case I wouldn’t know whose side to be on cause those cats are terrifying

[@tedtheodore5715]

i wish you were serious..

[@TheDismissor]

You watched it? Are you clinically insane?!

[@joe-kd9jl]

yeah pretty true

[@TyeDyeTi]

Alinty: Yeets a spiked cat *APEX LEGENDS DEATH SOUND INTENSIFIES*

[@el_patito3367]

OVERWATCH

[@mitsukithesnek2607]

Alinity : made an oopsie Pyro : I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.

[@guy_1698]

XD

[@somerandomguy2991]

*outstanding move*

[@edinburghmoment4462]

@@guy_1698 lol no, u mean DX

[@ginie9805]

We may have lost beach walk but at least we still have series of tubes intro

[@ginie9805]

Abdulaziz Aljaser no as in beech walk the song

[@dezic0re84]

No one: Alinity: *kills her cat* Twitch: Poggers

[@EpicGamer-69]

Bunch of SIMPS

[@louiemachan9667]

Simps and Poggers

[@Hero1on1]

Pyros favorites shirts 1. ⅄❤˥Ԁ shirt 2. His own merch 3. Any other shirt

[@thebrutusmars]

Pyro’s favorite shirts 1. Not making Petscop 2

[@breadsan7821]

What does the pla❤️y shirt mean

[@yagazie3997]

@@breadsan7821 play like the boys

[@loneli9424]

Breadsan commes des garçons, them shits cost like 100 bucks

[@DanieIQP]

Breadsan it’s commes des garçons play, the cheaper and more common branch of cdg

[@johnyj2082]

3:52 What the hell some anime with Polish lector is doing here? (he is telling "gratuluje" which means "congratulations")

[@cheemsdoge]

So did Allinity admit that she is an illegal immigrant? Seeing how you said that there is more to it then marrying someone, don't feel like reading the whole website on Canada's immigration laws just because of a pyrocynical video so I don't know for sure.

[@Adrian-qr6gk]

Steve Dogers technically she was illegal, entered here allegedly via marriage with a citizen. and then divorced him. At this point too much time may have passed for some form of punishment. plus you can't convict yourself under law

[@855SuperMario]

I think both Alinity and her ex agreed (I saw the guy confirm it on Reddit) on the divorce, so technically, she is still allowed to stay on Canada. PD: Take what I say with a grain of salt.

[@nachgeben]

@@Adrian-qr6gk Oh no, immigration can boot you at any point. I had a cousin that immigrated legally and had a kid. She then started doing some seriously illegal shit, so immigration told her when that kid was ~8 or so that they would be punting her in ten years, and they absolutely came knocking and kicked her ass out. She deserved it.

[@Adrian-qr6gk]

Mr.Mapno if this is true than she got off sooooo easy in life compared to many🤔

[@danieleaton9020]

I still haven’t watched “MLG TELETUBBIES” I’m treating it like a god, never seeing it, yet praising the fact I know it’s out there somewhere

[@Trollidier]

Me too i hear it's epic

[@BigMoney398]

Kinda trash ngl

[@tonya8279]

Join petscopimginaum instead

[@cowboymooman8776]

@@BigMoney398 now now. watch out, you are commiting a thought crime

[@BigMoney398]

@@cowboymooman8776 no