Timthetatman Traffic Rant

[@Always_Focused]

"THE ECLIPSE IS HAPPENING! Sharon, get the kids, get in the minivan. We're going South." I peed my pants a little there

[@Jacob-sb3su]

First Name Last Name I know you made this comment 8 months ago but I gotta tell ya, that line launched me into an entire imagining of a malcom in the middle style episode

[@clark1066]

Speeds on 95 are either 10 or 100.

[@casedistorted]

Clark where is I-95? I live in the Midwest

[@Mr3000rounds]

Chris Anderson WNY

[@Sam1017bricksquad]

NY to Fl

[@clark1066]

@@casedistorted It's the interstate that connects the entire eastern coast

[@Rurik_Luci]

Nice try I've seen people hit 140. My father is people.

[@harper322]

lemme tell you when he just started with I-95 South i just sighed and went “that is where you fucked up, never take 95”

[@brendanelliotttt]

If you drive on i-35 in Texas, it5's awful

[@LordKibblez]

Mopac too

[@ztheg_]

Out here in Cali we got the I50-I5 merger which merged into the I 50 / business loop 80 merger which also accepts the I 60 and the garden hwy. welcome to California.

[@programExe]

He says all this and here we are in 2019 and he wants to move to Florida OMEGALUL

[@iAmLegits]

Tim come to LA, on the I-10 any day of the week at 3pm :)

[@billy.4719]

Tim>Doc

[@brendzz3832]

akaBilbo FACTS

[@Scoutn]

W

[@jacobblaukaitis6861]

AMEN

[@enshrowd]

tim didn't cheat on his wife

[@coleswenson4854]

Fact

[@austen2751]

Can you make a clip of Tim breathing? Ty I know you won't disappoint

[@minormayo]

only reason the highway i go home from is backed up is because of a merge lane near NSA and the backed up traffic running on to 32 from the off ramp (32 in MD btw)

[@todo3602]

A 7 hour drive turned into 16 hours for me right after the solar eclipse in Salem, Oregon to Sacramento. Feelsbadman.

[@buhjonas950]

Bro I live next to Salem and it was HILARIOUS watching all of the peasants drive home.

[@brandonwilson9614]

This man needs to drive on the queens way in Toronto in the afternoon. You could CRAWL faster than that traffic 🥲..

[@casedistorted]

You can see total eclipses pretty often depending on where you are in the world, so if you travel where they are, there you go.

[@DritzDurdon]

Should check out the CA-91

[@jamesonblackwell4671]

This is why I love this man

[@kyleking7718]

I live in Charlotte nc and I 85 is great .... i77 is a pain in the ass some times though I 485 is the best though

[@soju69jinro]

I'm from Jersey, and I-95 is just terrible. I live in an area where 7 lanes merge into 2 freakin lanes. CMON. how the hell does that happen (actually it's just the turnpike that merges into 2 lanes to get into NYC)... but still.

[@donnaken15]

Dang, I knew Tim was the drummer from Guitar Hero 3. Got the audio technica hat and everything.

[@zael9869]

Tim the full eclipse was in and around Kentucky and Tennessee, in that area

[@oliveboi1474]

Interesting side note, Earth is the only planet in the known universe that can have a perfect total eclipse. And is the only one with life on it in the known universe, and may be the last planet in the universe to have life this late in the universal cycle. Feel special but small yet?

[@Jacob-sb3su]

No ,because the known universe is so infinitely small compared to the unknown universe.

[@Jacob-sb3su]

Theoretically if the universe is infinite then theres a 100% probability that theres another Earth out there, and on that earth is another you talkong about how special he is. I meam mathematically, there are millions of earths with millions of yous all making the same special snowflake comment.

[@Jacob-sb3su]

Im hi as fuck

[@Nostolic]

Just Jake lmao that sativa make me rant too

[@wearespartans2117]

Psychopasss Klien or we a just the first to exist in the universe 🤔

[@casedistorted]

Ok this was pretty funny

[@AnonymousWill]

I was in that traffic too. Doubled my trip time

[@joshuagreen4503]

a traffic rant 144 thousand people-hmm interesting

[@todo3602]

You can't watch the eclipse on a screen haha. Nothing will ever compare to being there in person.

[@AegoEzroh]

omfg whenever id travel to myrtle beach id take i-95 and it would take 13 hours just to get to virginia, and i live in rochester so near tim

[@Bluebalz]

now tim can buy the fucking beach

[@julian-b5w4m]

Amen

[@LostTempyst]

I have mad respect for the guy selling parking spots. Thats how you make bank

[@rootedmonlith5819]

I took a nap and slept through the eclipse and no one woke me up.

[@3IS_Luke]

I95 is really bad but the Pennsylvania turnpike is even worst

[@HIntsOfLime]

He should go on the 401 in tush hour that shit has a record I'm pretty sure

[@taekim6819]

Wait. Needed to break up a 12 hour trip into two days when there are multiple people with driver license? =]

[@esmeman0383]

Have you tried the 405 fwy Tim

[@eraticmongaloid]

i drive on I95 every day and have for 3 years it is indeed hell

[@taekim6819]

12 hour drive. split into 2 days? 12 is not bad by a single person, can split it into two shifts when you are a couple.

[@acezephr1950]

Ahhh, classic Cleveland traffic

[@InstinctiveRelfex]

Funny thing about the eclipse, there's gonna be another in about 6 years.

[@3IS_Luke]

Where’s Tim from? Like where does he live?

[@2030_2]

Wait!?! He goes outside?!?

[@SHINYGOLDSSTARZ]

Anyone else thinking what im thinking?!? DAMN KEVIN HAS LOST ALOT OF WEIGHT

[@liamhasfriends1408]

3:39 Wtf??

[@robbiemcdermott3460]

I take 95 at least 3 usually 5 days a week for 50 miles one way for school.... I know your feel Tim.

[@lookinfriday5885]

I95 is absolutely terrible preach Tim 👏🏼

[@BenjiGDubs]

And now here we are in 2024 😭

[@zachbarker5354]

The eclipse was well worth it IMO... once in a lifetime! And I have to disagree about not seeing it good with the glasses you can see it perfectly fine. Plus like everything going dark losing 20 degrees in seconds... mind blown because your mind and body are not used to it. Idk that’s just me, beach will be there long after I’m gone seeing another total eclipse though... not likely.

[@BigBoyClippiesEh]

95 is the worst. Preach

[@dankmemer4636]

What the hell happened to kevin

[@globaled1694]

100 dollars to park for an eclipse? i can barely sacrifice quarters to park at my doctors :|

[@derekvandermark1227]

Lmaooo ik what he means Ive used I95 and its a fucking hellhole

[@toml__]

I drive on I95 every day on my way to school

[@vincentdeluca4485]

See the Trick to using i95 is leaving at 8pm

[@kondorf6885]

lol we were smack dab in the middle of the eclipse we just walked outside and we rented our front yard easiest $1000 of my life

[@jorductions]

Try the 405 at 5 pm

[@yep.476]

Love this video but why is it in my recommended. Anyone else?

[@jeffkaplan6086]

TimTheFatman JK sorry xD

[@toadbro244]

Jeff Faplan wut?

[@keatonwastaken]

haHAA

[@fwdjsee011]

That was hilarious JK sorry XD

[@thehairylarry]

You shame yourself.

[@icy4249]

if he rode the camel, it would die

[@josephbrown4945]

I-10 is so bad in Texas

[@sirjordanx]

Do people not know that eclipses happen in other parts of the world. There is something called a plane.

[@JackSmith-fr2od]

BlackWolf wait are you implying that somebody should get a plane to see am eclipse

[@Josh-rx2ns]

tim better go to Lebanon if he hates traffic

[@K-dot316]

I'm just a whale trying to get back to my beach lol

[@xtannner]

Lmao. You obviously haven’t ever been to Atlanta Tim.

[@dryhard4137]

Whats wrong with cheetos?

[@onyxog6444]

Hi There nothing he's just saying grab a bag of Cheetos

[@shazomar1]

I-77 is the worst highway

[@mattfortmuller5]

He’s not lying I95 is terrible

[@xxtherevlukexx]

TBH. i95 is shit either way. North bound or South bound.

[@IMBALDGUY]

The eclipse was so stupid lol I had no interest in that stupid shit.

[@chesterfries5220]

Kevin gain weight just like Tim

[@playallday3695]

I-64

[@michaelthompson4495]

7 things I hate: 1. people who cnant spell 2.people who edit things 3. #people #who #always #use #hashtags 4: humans 5.Comments that you have to press ''read more'' to see the whole thing 6. List with more than 6 things 7. people_who_always_use_underscores 8. People who lie about the number of things on their list 9. List where one of the numbers on their liast have to go to an entire next line because their sentance is too long 10. Humans who use enourmously long words to appeal more intelligent 11. people with 12 things on their list 12. people who add more thigs to their list that their were before 14. people who skip the number 13 15. People Who Capitalize Every Word 16. people who write entirely in lowercase 17. People who use A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S. 18. long comments, especially ones with commas and periods. 19 people who double space 20. List that end at 20 21. *Confusing Bolded List Statements That have irony that end at 21, but have 20 numbers on them being writen in a run-on sentance that go onto the next 3 lines that in/are paragraphs daht have dat grammatically wrong stuff. Who agress?

[@stoneytony0194]

doesn't this list end at 20 tho because you skipped 13?

[@stercat8306]

Michael Thompson *appear

[@sdk7312]

Sad, fake & gay

[@HIntsOfLime]

Michael Thompson 1 thing I hate People that put unoriginal jokes in comments

[@todo3602]

People who copy and paste other comments.

[@IIcyTom]

OMG! I hate I-95!!!!!

[@jacobnelson1257]

i95 really is trash all the way up to maine

[@southsidestunts5472]

I-95 sucks ass fr