Two Handed Great Sword | Cold Steel

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14 жыл бұрын

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Cold Steel Two Handed Great Sword.
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*All the meats utilized in this video was carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission.

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@reiaseran22222
@reiaseran22222 8 жыл бұрын
I like to pretend that this commercial is from an alternate timeline in which guns were never invented.
@chrystianbrahm2915
@chrystianbrahm2915 8 жыл бұрын
fucking lol it makes it way better to watch lol
@JLLockwood
@JLLockwood 6 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that too haah
@Asraeks
@Asraeks 6 жыл бұрын
in most countries guns are not allowed
@JohnBurgundy66
@JohnBurgundy66 6 жыл бұрын
Akira Twenty-Eight Their tag line would be something like: "Don't bring a knife to a sword fight."
@Sam-cz6is
@Sam-cz6is 6 жыл бұрын
So people get concealed carry's for Two-Handed Greatswords
@M3Lucky
@M3Lucky 9 жыл бұрын
4:54 "If you're strong enough to wield a great sword, it's an enormous advantage in any fight." I can personally attest to this statement! I bought a two handed great sword from Cold Steel last month and carry it everywhere I go. One day, I got into a parking dispute with some guy and he ended up grabbing me and throwing me onto the ground in anger. In response, I gave a furious warcry as I took out my greatsword and carved him into tiny pieces! I had never felt more masculine in my life and if not for the greatsword, I may have had to walk away from that encounter feeling slightly wronged. All I can say is, thanks Cold Steel! You're the best!
@ates423
@ates423 9 жыл бұрын
Um......k.......... Dials 911
@char6547
@char6547 9 жыл бұрын
Maiza Laforet This is a mahn, congratulate him.
@MegaFallout3Fan
@MegaFallout3Fan 9 жыл бұрын
M3Lucky Was it like in a video game where the great sword isn't seen on your character but you press a button to pull it out and your guy magically has it in his hands? If so I bet that dude was really surprised that a huge sword just materialized into your hand.
@fireemblemistrash75
@fireemblemistrash75 9 жыл бұрын
I tore apart a semi truck because he rear ended me
@funkaymunkay
@funkaymunkay 8 жыл бұрын
+MegaFallout3Fan that's what they say about my donger ;)
@violenceisbad6705
@violenceisbad6705 7 жыл бұрын
That's not just a sword. That's a fully semi-automatic assault sword.
@michaelfranciotti3900
@michaelfranciotti3900 5 жыл бұрын
Yup, that's what the bullet button is for. Also the tracer pommels explode upon impact
@dakotaakers313
@dakotaakers313 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@Kluneberg
@Kluneberg 5 жыл бұрын
lmao xD
@dolsopolar
@dolsopolar 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao "fully semi-automatic"
@wachyfanning
@wachyfanning 5 жыл бұрын
Nah it's more like a .50
@davidlegrand8868
@davidlegrand8868 5 жыл бұрын
Real sword users will enjoy the entertainment. I mean, everything is perfect. The sword itself, the testers, their comments, their stances... And those tests ! Did you knew that in medieval times, pull ups were indeed a great way to test a sword ? And when sieging a castle you sometimes had to break it, cinderblock by cinderblock with your sword. After that, for the feast, you had to cut through a whole pig to prove yourself worthy of sustenance. And maybe, in jousting tournaments, your opponent was Sir Big-Bucket-Full-Of-Colored-Water. You never know... Hell, even the targets practice are funny. "That's what a greatsword is all about". 10/10
@therustedshank9995
@therustedshank9995 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I even shove my sword in an industrial grade metal shredder
@cl9282
@cl9282 8 жыл бұрын
I was 100% expecting there to be meat in that bamboo.
@mrjumbolegz6483
@mrjumbolegz6483 7 жыл бұрын
There's a steak in my shoot!
@XjyujX
@XjyujX 7 жыл бұрын
@redfaux74
@redfaux74 6 жыл бұрын
You want some "meat in your bamboo shoot"? What's your address?
@warrax111
@warrax111 Жыл бұрын
I have meat and hole in my bamboo.
@Vel_Plays_2.0
@Vel_Plays_2.0 Жыл бұрын
Meat based
@subs3569
@subs3569 9 жыл бұрын
Ever since my city banned guns I've been carrying this around for protection.
@rama_parwata
@rama_parwata 9 жыл бұрын
GodYou'reA Pleb flex your muscles
@doodoohead643
@doodoohead643 8 жыл бұрын
SPIN IT TO WIN IT If you know what I mean; )
@cosmostupid123
@cosmostupid123 8 жыл бұрын
+GodYou'reA Pleb When holding that sword you should definitely close your fists and resist.
@MrGible
@MrGible 6 жыл бұрын
"banned guns" Still got 10rnds of 9mm or .45
@runescapesfinest9906
@runescapesfinest9906 6 жыл бұрын
did you also replace your soles with steaks =]
@kseries1981
@kseries1981 7 жыл бұрын
It's a good sword, but make sure you have 24 strength if you're going to 1h it.
@wumboqwark
@wumboqwark 5 жыл бұрын
Well it's not a one handed sword sooo..
@n.b1956
@n.b1956 5 жыл бұрын
papajon. png m&b war band reference
@riddareokami
@riddareokami 5 жыл бұрын
Zweihander
@manupainkiller
@manupainkiller 5 жыл бұрын
+Brxwx Actually it's dark souls.
@realUlfricStormcloak
@realUlfricStormcloak 5 жыл бұрын
@@manupainkiller actually it's World of Warcraft
@SuperAxon2
@SuperAxon2 4 жыл бұрын
He left the car salesman job, but the salesman never left him
@MiniCooperEFC
@MiniCooperEFC 9 жыл бұрын
THERES A STEAK IN MY BOOT
@Arby065
@Arby065 9 жыл бұрын
Yous smart, you loyal, in fact you a genius.
@MiniCooperEFC
@MiniCooperEFC 9 жыл бұрын
Arby065 SAY MY NAME
@Arby065
@Arby065 9 жыл бұрын
Adam Cooper DJ Kaled
@ViperStarFilms
@ViperStarFilms 9 жыл бұрын
Arby065 Say it again
@Arby065
@Arby065 9 жыл бұрын
ViperStarFilms DJ Kaled
@Jombo1
@Jombo1 8 жыл бұрын
2:53 IT'S STEAK IN THE BOOT DUDE!
@Kusettajapoika
@Kusettajapoika 8 жыл бұрын
Are you crazy, are you outta yo moyind
@VSaccount
@VSaccount 8 жыл бұрын
+Kusettajapoika ayy
@Kusettajapoika
@Kusettajapoika 8 жыл бұрын
vammainenlapsi ayy
@Pleaseunderstand
@Pleaseunderstand 8 жыл бұрын
+Kusettajapoika ayy
@panahvaqif767
@panahvaqif767 8 жыл бұрын
+Kusettajapoika based
@Thecolorgreen
@Thecolorgreen 7 жыл бұрын
I like how the closed captions occasionally interpret the sword cut as "yeah"
@wumboqwark
@wumboqwark 5 жыл бұрын
Great now I'm about to rewatch the whole video but with cc on 😂
@jasoncarswell7458
@jasoncarswell7458 5 жыл бұрын
That's what the sword is saying. You gotta figure it loves it's job...
@CrossoverGameReviews
@CrossoverGameReviews 4 жыл бұрын
They "fixed" it. Now it doesn't say anything. Sword censorship is just wrong.
@Dakottle
@Dakottle 3 жыл бұрын
3:12 [Applause] I’ll flick that kolnas easy 😤
@DragonaxFilms
@DragonaxFilms 7 жыл бұрын
*_T H E L E G E N D N E V E R D I E S_*
@gundorstoneskin5900
@gundorstoneskin5900 5 жыл бұрын
THEY BECOME A PART OF YOU
@felixgutierrez993
@felixgutierrez993 4 жыл бұрын
FIRE THE BASS CANNON
@theadministrator2641
@theadministrator2641 4 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YOU ? CASUL ?
@dudevonsofa1344
@dudevonsofa1344 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, you are everywhere
@DragonaxFilms
@DragonaxFilms 3 жыл бұрын
@@dudevonsofa1344 I get around.
@MxC1337MxCsh43d
@MxC1337MxCsh43d 8 жыл бұрын
how can these videos be so awesome and so cringey at the same time?
@witwot61
@witwot61 2 жыл бұрын
I look at you the same way But with no awesomeness Just cringeness
@scratchnetwork4961
@scratchnetwork4961 8 жыл бұрын
THERE'S A STEAK IN MY BOOT!
@tommyque5332
@tommyque5332 8 жыл бұрын
Omg xD
@TheNokturnalTimes
@TheNokturnalTimes 8 жыл бұрын
That's classic, dude.
@WagnerBros
@WagnerBros 7 жыл бұрын
SkilledNaga 👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿
@NuggetMilitia1
@NuggetMilitia1 7 жыл бұрын
Tommy Que h3h3
@fliqpythekiller9950
@fliqpythekiller9950 6 жыл бұрын
ScratchNetwork stolen
@gideonbelinfante8293
@gideonbelinfante8293 7 жыл бұрын
3:29 Finally i see someone wielding it as its meant to be wielded. Keeping the blade in motion is what defines a weapon like this because you cannot constantly move/halt a 6 Pound sword with this length (although for the weight it should be a little longer).
@WagnerBros
@WagnerBros 7 жыл бұрын
'Rears back and puts all strength into the hit and nearly falls over,' "that was effortless"
@emitsomla
@emitsomla 9 жыл бұрын
See what happens when you start your own business? You have fun.
@Sprech41
@Sprech41 10 жыл бұрын
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
@HBJango
@HBJango 4 жыл бұрын
3:45 suicidal teen about to hang themselves *Lynn walks in and releases them from the noose with his two handed great sword
@amadeusfaiglevicari1372
@amadeusfaiglevicari1372 4 жыл бұрын
Then he finish the teen, right? 'u'
@noahsagutch8314
@noahsagutch8314 2 жыл бұрын
Missed and chopped the kid
@thepunisher4356
@thepunisher4356 7 жыл бұрын
Yep, this just reaffirms how gory and brutal warfare used to be. Cleaving through thick pieces of flesh like that just makes me think how terrifying it was to meet a master of this weapon back when it widely used..
@TheSatanicGamerFromHell
@TheSatanicGamerFromHell 2 жыл бұрын
Is it any better now tho? I see gore on 4chan where a car was shot at by guns to the point the insides were a bloody mess
@testname4464
@testname4464 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSatanicGamerFromHell I mean, most of us have never heard of it, while in mideaval times it was every other chewsday
@Ass_of_Amalek
@Ass_of_Amalek Жыл бұрын
I think these in particular only existed for a relatively short time and were never very popular. they're a weird choice of weapon because they make shield use impossible while having less reach than a spear or halberd. I think there were german mercenaries who used two-handed swords somewhat commonly, but probably in aignificant part because they were sbow-offs who wanted to stand out to gain infamy, demand higher wages, and perhaps even cause more enemies to surrender, which would mean that they would be hired without even having to fight. they also dressed real flashy, similar to what the vatican's swiss guard still wears.
@Nonon471
@Nonon471 8 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a minute to reflect on the fact that they PUT A FUCKIN' STEAK IN THE BOOT!?
@michaelwilliams9566
@michaelwilliams9566 8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else found that as fucking weird as I did.
@BobBulb
@BobBulb 8 жыл бұрын
Classic steak in the boot
@CockatooDude
@CockatooDude 8 жыл бұрын
+Jakuzure Nonon To represent someone's feet. Personally I would find it much stranger to have someone's severed feet in there.
@michaelwilliams9566
@michaelwilliams9566 8 жыл бұрын
+CockatooDude of course that's why they did it, what's weird to me is imagining one of these men patiently stuffing the steak into the boot... Ya know?
@CockatooDude
@CockatooDude 8 жыл бұрын
Michael Williams I can see that lol.
@THECanCErSouLS
@THECanCErSouLS 6 жыл бұрын
3:30 he must have 40 endurance to swing that many times...
@Joe-hu7lx
@Joe-hu7lx 10 ай бұрын
Cold Steel videos are not advertisements. They’re fun videos to watch a few times a year here and there.
@LoadPast
@LoadPast 7 жыл бұрын
"Its an enormous advantage in any fight, so long as your opponent is a stick of bamboo, a balloon, some boots with steak in them or a dead pig hanging from a rope"
@chriswedemann8599
@chriswedemann8599 7 жыл бұрын
watsupjew No kidding. That piece is much too short for six pounds.
@Crosshill
@Crosshill 6 жыл бұрын
apparently it was used for cutting down horses! or so my friend said. if thats so, we should be judging it on its ability to do its intended purpose, except horses are valued higher than steaks in boots for some reason
@potionseller8943
@potionseller8943 6 жыл бұрын
watsupjew it cleaved those tatami mats pretty good. It's a good sword but yeah I agree that steak with zero bone in it isn't a good cutting test.
@potionseller8943
@potionseller8943 6 жыл бұрын
Entraya Crosshill zweihanders were used by frontline soldiers to break enemy pike formations. Pretty much anything that could stab was used to kill horses. but like you said, horses are valuable, so you should aim for the rider instead of the animal and then, once you win the battle you get a bunch of free horses for your army.
@as07011
@as07011 6 жыл бұрын
or a Medieval peasant who has no rights
@therandomperson02
@therandomperson02 9 жыл бұрын
*Violently coughs*
@GenScinmore
@GenScinmore 9 жыл бұрын
+TheRandomPerson 02 XD
@mclovin7326
@mclovin7326 8 жыл бұрын
+TheRandomPerson 02 WHAT THERES FUCKIN MEAT IN THE BOOT!!!!!!
@exploringidaho1000
@exploringidaho1000 8 жыл бұрын
+Mc lovin HOW MUCH MORE RESISTANCE DOES A FUCKIN STEAK ADD!!
@lumi8725
@lumi8725 6 жыл бұрын
i dont know why i laughed so hard at this
@Zelousmarineinspace
@Zelousmarineinspace 8 жыл бұрын
"It is easily wielded by people with Larger stature and physical strength" Hear that weeaboos? You're weak, because REAL strong men use Great Swords and not katanas
@chilliroach560
@chilliroach560 8 жыл бұрын
+Zelousmarineinspace P.. p.. put it in me, Senpai! Oni chan, niiii!
@MABfan11
@MABfan11 8 жыл бұрын
+Zelousmarineinspace so Buster Sword and Dragonslayer sword?
@mrhusse5
@mrhusse5 8 жыл бұрын
+MABfan11 Haha, I was just thinking about Guts' Dragonslayer!
@gregavrhovnik1155
@gregavrhovnik1155 8 жыл бұрын
+MABfan11 When someone is able to use an overweight piece of metal efficiently tell me.
@arnaraki7514
@arnaraki7514 8 жыл бұрын
+Zelousmarineinspace Even though..Greatswords aren't actually that heavy. It's not a brick on a hilt,It's thin metal designed for slashing. You don't have to be very strong at all to wield a great sword.
@gelatinoid349
@gelatinoid349 6 жыл бұрын
I like how there was a jump cut after the guy doing pull ups with it. Truly convincing lol.
@josejonhson674
@josejonhson674 4 жыл бұрын
Powerful enough to pop a balloon, I'll take it
@MetalHearts100
@MetalHearts100 10 жыл бұрын
Now I know how to counter attack my boots with the giant sword I have under my bed the next time they rebel against me, thank you guys.
@NoOne-ik5yy
@NoOne-ik5yy 9 жыл бұрын
fucking brilliant, made my day
@SpectreNight
@SpectreNight 8 жыл бұрын
I'd totally buy one if I had the money. I'd be like those gun nuts who sleep with a pistol or shotgun under their pillow, cept I'd have a greatsword under my pillow. All I'd need then is a full set of heavy armor, I'd sleep in that shit. Fuck, I'd go shopping at Walmart in that steel, with that sword sheathed on my back. And if an officer is like "Can't have actual weapons out around like that" I'd be like "Officer. It's my greatsword." and he'd be all like "Greatsword? Well then, carry on, have a nice day. Wanna go grab a drink?" Then we'd go drinking and become friends. I should save up for a greatsword.
@CreatioNNoitcurtseD
@CreatioNNoitcurtseD 7 жыл бұрын
Spectre Night Haha! Best comment on this vid man holy shit
@AxeMain
@AxeMain Ай бұрын
That was a fun read
@SourPatchPuss
@SourPatchPuss 6 жыл бұрын
I was really impressed by it popping the balloon... that was incredible. It must take a lot of craftsmanship and hard work to get a 6 lbs piece of steel to pop a balloon. I am officially impressed.
@Redtecho
@Redtecho 7 жыл бұрын
The wizard at my local village told me that magical weapons were far superior to Great swords. I killed my neighbor stuffed him in a coffin, and in five days used his bones to create a magical scimitar. I can tell you it can cut through 50 pounds of beef, not twenty.
@discardedink5994
@discardedink5994 6 жыл бұрын
Feminist Myths I hear those Warriors from hammerfell have curved swords. Curved swords...
@not_homicidal764
@not_homicidal764 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the review. I have been researching ways to kill a certain person for some time now and I know exactly how to carry it out now. Also, do you know any sword that CAN cut through 50 pounds?¿
@volvodrift4418
@volvodrift4418 8 жыл бұрын
Woah he fucked up the cinnamon sticks dude!
@volvodrift4418
@volvodrift4418 8 жыл бұрын
Blyga Nerium I don't think you've watched h3h3.
@volvodrift4418
@volvodrift4418 8 жыл бұрын
Blyga Nerium However you still watch Markiplier. Makes sense doesn't it?
@its_james_fitness
@its_james_fitness 8 жыл бұрын
+Blyga Nerium Yet you watch A LOT of other "cringey" stuff. How is h3 cringey anyway?
@soulcaliber98mj
@soulcaliber98mj 8 жыл бұрын
stdrd +15,no lightning enchantment,level up dex casul confirmed.
@MajorazMasta
@MajorazMasta 8 жыл бұрын
u just need 2 git gud
@kynaston1474
@kynaston1474 8 жыл бұрын
The Legend never dies though!!!
@VitalemRecords
@VitalemRecords 8 жыл бұрын
Always Remember, Finger But Hole. And. Praise the Sun!
@Mikeanglo
@Mikeanglo 8 жыл бұрын
lightning? Does the man look like a priest to you?
@goldenfantasy9251
@goldenfantasy9251 6 жыл бұрын
EdMel xD that's dark souls I used lightning modifications in it.
@madlife-percussion2568
@madlife-percussion2568 8 жыл бұрын
3:52, is that supposed to impress me?
@madlife-percussion2568
@madlife-percussion2568 8 жыл бұрын
+csknives Lol yea, I was just joking, it does look fun, it just made me giggle watching a giant ass sword pop a balloon
@valinra1289
@valinra1289 8 жыл бұрын
7:50 aswell :)
@ArtificialMisery
@ArtificialMisery 8 жыл бұрын
never been attacked by a balloon before i see
@madlife-percussion2568
@madlife-percussion2568 8 жыл бұрын
+Steampunk Smilodon No... and I don't look forward to that day..... O.o
@chriswedemann8599
@chriswedemann8599 7 жыл бұрын
Mad Life-Percussion I would guess you know this, but it would be safe to say this is a demonstration of the simplicity involved in accurately aiming the tip for an ugly thrust, even at the back of the hilt.
@rexcristallospada6496
@rexcristallospada6496 7 жыл бұрын
Many people think of a great sword as extremely heavy and not as balanced, but most of that comes from not using certain aspects to your advantage. As a competitive swordsman the great sword is a fantastic weapon for relentless attacks. Using the the momentum from any kind of horizontal strike combine with the weight, you can almost always deliver follow up strikes. I think the best example of this being used is from 3:29 - 3:38 .
@rexcristallospada6496
@rexcristallospada6496 7 жыл бұрын
Because it takes a lot of energy to stop your movement after a heavy attack. But a major problem I have had at competitions is getting caught with the blade pointed down, as said it is a heavy sword, and trying to backhand swing in panic usually results in you loosing your balance.
@greedy_mf
@greedy_mf 7 жыл бұрын
Wot r u? Casul?
@gideonbelinfante8293
@gideonbelinfante8293 7 жыл бұрын
TheJellyfishLord Pls not now. I play Dark Souls as well but im also a competitive sportsman and what this is actually interesting to read lmao. You ruined it you filthyCASUL!
@greedy_mf
@greedy_mf 7 жыл бұрын
*help me*
@gideonbelinfante8293
@gideonbelinfante8293 7 жыл бұрын
TheJellyfishLord Rofl.
@Connorboy154
@Connorboy154 8 жыл бұрын
Why was there meat in the boots? To represent feet???
@Connorboy154
@Connorboy154 8 жыл бұрын
... Good point.
@mannameddarrell1660
@mannameddarrell1660 8 жыл бұрын
+Kaz Zero lol
@treygregg369
@treygregg369 8 жыл бұрын
to make the boot easier to cut
@theexcavator4740
@theexcavator4740 8 жыл бұрын
+Connor R. Born I read your comment really fast and saw it as "Why was there meat in the boots? To represent fear?" lol wut
@TehJ192
@TehJ192 8 жыл бұрын
+Connor R. Born It's steak in the boot. It's a classic!
@sebastianm2304
@sebastianm2304 8 жыл бұрын
how much souls for it?
@triple466
@triple466 5 жыл бұрын
Sebastian M ur brother soul for it
@kobysalsman9117
@kobysalsman9117 4 жыл бұрын
How many* lol
@felixgutierrez993
@felixgutierrez993 4 жыл бұрын
You need to talk to Greirat first
@felixgutierrez993
@felixgutierrez993 4 жыл бұрын
After of course you unlock him from his cell or find it in a cemetery but be careful there ate tons of skeletons!
@kaspersaldell
@kaspersaldell 4 жыл бұрын
6000. Take it or leave it.
@andyguarino
@andyguarino 8 жыл бұрын
this sword is an absolute beauty
@Trivialise
@Trivialise 8 жыл бұрын
It's Cold Steel, so not really.
@watev26789
@watev26789 8 жыл бұрын
why the fuck does it matter what it is mate? I think it's fucking beautiful
@chriswedemann8599
@chriswedemann8599 7 жыл бұрын
dolan dak It appears as a joke, in my opinion. Six pounds? I've owned larger swords that weighed less than that.
@watev26789
@watev26789 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Wedemann it appears that you don't understand english. I said it is beautiful not that it weighs as much as it should.
@lapetite6452
@lapetite6452 5 жыл бұрын
@@watev26789 its too short for a Greatsword. Only Conan would fight wirh this peace of crap
@Buphelous
@Buphelous 7 жыл бұрын
who tf slices meat in a shirt and tie
@acronym8979
@acronym8979 7 жыл бұрын
Real men.
@Buphelous
@Buphelous 7 жыл бұрын
Pandemonium lol what the fuvk
@acronym8979
@acronym8979 7 жыл бұрын
Its true.
@Buphelous
@Buphelous 7 жыл бұрын
Pandemonium lol
@michaelfranciotti3900
@michaelfranciotti3900 5 жыл бұрын
The same guy who slices meat with a sword
@IlBaroneRozzo
@IlBaroneRozzo 9 жыл бұрын
Chaos Zweihander +5, if you know what I mean
@danieladamczyk4024
@danieladamczyk4024 9 жыл бұрын
Il Barone Rozzo Iniciate phase one!
@demirhandemir378
@demirhandemir378 9 жыл бұрын
Il Barone Rozzo Power up the bass cannon!
@Leonhart_93
@Leonhart_93 9 жыл бұрын
Il Barone Rozzo Different weapons. This one in the video is a much slender version, I doubt it weights as much as the one in the game.
@Leonhart_93
@Leonhart_93 9 жыл бұрын
***** True, but at that huge length, 10 pounds it is very hard to wield effectively by even the strongest. A more realistic version is this 6 pound one showed in the video.
@darksoulscry4023
@darksoulscry4023 9 жыл бұрын
***** i want a real chaos zweihander +5........ time for a wish
@Radman1889
@Radman1889 9 жыл бұрын
I need this. My two biggest hobbies are amateur butchering and ruining birthday parties. :P
@Shnecko
@Shnecko 8 жыл бұрын
This man knows his great swords.
@BD12
@BD12 5 жыл бұрын
And the entire soundtrack was performed by the Cold Steel Band, starring the two chunky guys in the video. Drums, guitar, and hot bass - it's all fucking there. Top job
@vinnylepre98
@vinnylepre98 9 жыл бұрын
All we need now is a chaos ember
@EmpyreanReaper
@EmpyreanReaper 8 жыл бұрын
The MOST amazing sword I have ever seen! Words cannot describe how spectacular this sword is!
@Cypherion9
@Cypherion9 8 жыл бұрын
Cant be upgraded, buffed or infused, bad wepon i prefer estoc
@UgandalfTheBrown
@UgandalfTheBrown 8 жыл бұрын
Filthy estoc casual, thank god I know how to parry
@Cypherion9
@Cypherion9 8 жыл бұрын
Shinseiryugen filthyparry spamer go back to using fugs one handed with 7 strength a srcerer
@Cypherion9
@Cypherion9 8 жыл бұрын
+Shinseiryugen Bro to spem ur crystal tumblebuffed winged spear or ur carthus flame gargoyle flam spear with Havel shield
@Cypherion9
@Cypherion9 8 жыл бұрын
+Shinseiryugen IMA pure puromancer and have a dex int build
@samyt681
@samyt681 7 жыл бұрын
+Sparsh Sutariya nice cancer, zweihander 66 STR all the way
@jamied.4932
@jamied.4932 6 жыл бұрын
When your blacksmithing is level 100 but 2 handed is novice.
@TheMMObro
@TheMMObro 10 жыл бұрын
My dad was a butcher for many years and i gotta say, chopping up those pigs was impressive. I think the rope was the most impressive though bc it bends easy when u hit it and absorbs rhe resistance, but still managed to cut it clean.
@lilydailey6933
@lilydailey6933 10 жыл бұрын
Edge alignment.
@CellLord01
@CellLord01 9 жыл бұрын
And of course... Dont fuckign forget you chaos two-hander and Grass Crest Shield.
@Hu-kun
@Hu-kun 6 жыл бұрын
Well, what is it? Are you pro yet?
@potionseller8943
@potionseller8943 6 жыл бұрын
You didn't have to translate it for us though.
@dragoonunleashed9962
@dragoonunleashed9962 6 жыл бұрын
And dont level up that much dex. Exept if you are going for a Strenght/Dexterity build and you are going to get dat spicy bonus damage
@chones01
@chones01 7 жыл бұрын
"Hey honey what are we having for dinner?" "Oh I was thinking about making meat boots...oh never mind, the Cold Steel guys are at it again."
@the_main_chow
@the_main_chow 7 жыл бұрын
1:29 "AAAAAAHHHH! WTF DUDE! *violent gags*" - Ethan
@joseg702
@joseg702 6 жыл бұрын
I can confirm the greatness of this sword. 2 balloons, 5 dead pigs and 9 bamboo sticks have attacked me and none have beaten me with my *great sword.*
@weirdhungidas8998
@weirdhungidas8998 2 жыл бұрын
Once you’re ready they’ll come back again, but his time they’ll have legs
@iRicecrispy
@iRicecrispy 9 жыл бұрын
As much as I prefer Cold Steel over any other sword manufacturer... I still don't feel the need to buy a sword...
@rectbosun
@rectbosun 4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful products...I purchased a cold steel knife long ago, but wow. Cold Steel has really stepped up their game. Awesome. The only word to describe cold steel blades of all sort..Great for collectors.
@pollstagram5671
@pollstagram5671 3 жыл бұрын
2:05 he got an extra to do the chin up *LMAO*
@Teeheehee093
@Teeheehee093 10 жыл бұрын
Dark Souls made me love greatswords
@lenwe94
@lenwe94 10 жыл бұрын
The Zweihander
@maciej6102
@maciej6102 10 жыл бұрын
lenwe94 Der Zweihander
@lenwe94
@lenwe94 10 жыл бұрын
That depends ENTIRELY on ones own preference. I personally hate the R2 attack of the Greatsword because it's too slow, compared to the Zweihander R2 which is the fastest R2 of all Ultra Greatswords, and it also does huge poise damage and smashes most enemies to the ground. However, they are in fact identical damage and scaling wise, the only real difference between the two are the stat requirements and weight, in which the Zweihander is superior. If you don't believe me, then take a look at this darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Ultra_Greatswords
@BassAsLeaders
@BassAsLeaders 10 жыл бұрын
Do you heven great scythe bro
@MrGregggleziii
@MrGregggleziii 10 жыл бұрын
Royal Great sword here...
@owainrichards4372
@owainrichards4372 6 жыл бұрын
2:12 keep it face on so can’t see how bent it is
@caseybouquet
@caseybouquet 4 жыл бұрын
That shot angered me a but the second hand cathartisism of slicing through pigs out weighed it a bit.
@sporkbot
@sporkbot 4 жыл бұрын
Almost a decade later and this is still one of the best videos on this hellsite
@dink5493
@dink5493 5 жыл бұрын
"There's a steak in mah boot"
@sobek
@sobek 8 жыл бұрын
can i use this to open my mail?
@riddareokami
@riddareokami 5 жыл бұрын
If there is meat in the mail, yes you can
@michaelfranciotti3900
@michaelfranciotti3900 5 жыл бұрын
You can use it to open your mailbox
@michaelfranciotti3900
@michaelfranciotti3900 5 жыл бұрын
@@wumboqwark did you mean wedding pig?
@horuslupercal2385
@horuslupercal2385 5 жыл бұрын
You could probably use it to open up your mailman
@BerMaster5000
@BerMaster5000 8 жыл бұрын
Did he level up Dex? I specifically told him not to level up Dex.
@arnaraki7514
@arnaraki7514 8 жыл бұрын
+The Skeptical Nerd Casuls will never understand
@Mr-wb6bi
@Mr-wb6bi 8 жыл бұрын
Kids, you should never tell anyone you level up Dex.
@Koirittle
@Koirittle 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dementedsoul6431
@dementedsoul6431 6 жыл бұрын
I use dex build lol
@entpanimatics8070
@entpanimatics8070 5 жыл бұрын
DementedSoul Are you a archer?
@SerMattzio
@SerMattzio 7 жыл бұрын
I want to thank Cold Steel for these tremendous practical self defence weapons. I was at the pub last Friday sipping on a Budweiser when a man laughed at my beard and made unwholesome comments about my wife. Within seconds I'd taken the Greatsword out of the scabbard mounted to my back (it's very heavy but I like to have quick access) and I sliced his feet off with one swing. Of course his mates leapt to the fray with their longswords and axes, but they were no match for the efficiency and majesty of the greatsword.
@markusnilsson4676
@markusnilsson4676 6 жыл бұрын
Why do I find these videos comforting?
@premiumexplosives
@premiumexplosives 10 жыл бұрын
Even charlottes web could not save Wilbur from this
@N.A.M.LazyCloud
@N.A.M.LazyCloud 5 жыл бұрын
The bigger gentleman looks like he does this on his lunch break then goes back to the office LOL
@galaxyclique
@galaxyclique 7 ай бұрын
If any company would produce and test their products like this, so they enjoy it as much as you guys, we would only have nice things!! Very impressive
@RawDoggin_78
@RawDoggin_78 5 жыл бұрын
I liked his honesty and straight-forwardness.
@Im49th
@Im49th 9 жыл бұрын
Wow, way to ruin a perfectly good pair of meat shoes.
@darkspirit7294
@darkspirit7294 9 жыл бұрын
Does it come with a very large ember or am I going to have to head to the New Londo Ruins to get it?
@darkspirit7294
@darkspirit7294 9 жыл бұрын
***** But you'd just end up losing your cold steel greatsword, unless it's the greatsword of Artortias, there's no way I'd ruin a deal like this... unless ordering comes with a free boss soul.
@Garock2
@Garock2 6 жыл бұрын
This sword rocks and the guys seems to be really enjoying what they're doing 😁
@supergrendel
@supergrendel 7 жыл бұрын
I like that scene cut at 2:12 where you give him a sword without a bent blade hahaha almost snuck one by on us!
@patrioticfire1578
@patrioticfire1578 9 жыл бұрын
THERE'S A STEAK IN MY BOOT
@Grivian
@Grivian 8 жыл бұрын
I just love their posing after each strike
@NaitsirhcCheck
@NaitsirhcCheck Жыл бұрын
I love this video. Rewatch value for years. Thank you gentlemen.
@PiggyAzaleea
@PiggyAzaleea 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. "Flick flick flick" 👀😎😂🤣 that dude in the suit and tie is hilarious!
@reinouddrewes9288
@reinouddrewes9288 10 жыл бұрын
How the hell did I get here..
@Cambria358
@Cambria358 10 жыл бұрын
The awesomeness of the greatsword drew you in
@reinouddrewes9288
@reinouddrewes9288 10 жыл бұрын
***** That must be it!
@kazenriq
@kazenriq 10 жыл бұрын
Reinoud Drewes I was playing Skyrim then I felt me drawn here lol
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 8 жыл бұрын
Coolest mall cop ever.
@rubenarellano9221
@rubenarellano9221 7 жыл бұрын
I like how with the ice there were holes cut in the ice so that the great sword can cut all the way through, great job cold steal
@potionseller8943
@potionseller8943 6 жыл бұрын
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!!!!
@daviddebroux4708
@daviddebroux4708 8 жыл бұрын
You got some h3h3s coming to your channel. wow such publicity
@morisan42
@morisan42 8 жыл бұрын
+David DeBroux wow. great moves.
@daviddebroux4708
@daviddebroux4708 8 жыл бұрын
+Hector Woods Keep it up, Hector.
@morisan42
@morisan42 8 жыл бұрын
proud of you
@daviddebroux4708
@daviddebroux4708 8 жыл бұрын
+Hector Woods *fake typing intensifies*
@daviddebroux4708
@daviddebroux4708 8 жыл бұрын
Kalapurka Ok.
@user-is7sr9gd3g
@user-is7sr9gd3g 10 жыл бұрын
Ser Ilyn, bring me his head!
@RoachCoach420
@RoachCoach420 Жыл бұрын
Wow Ethan, great moves! Proud of you...
@MParker8200
@MParker8200 5 жыл бұрын
These guys are literally the “coolest” guys Cold Steel could get for their videos.
@Jon92254
@Jon92254 9 жыл бұрын
2:19 Dad is it too much to ask for us to have a normal barbecue?
@Loxu69
@Loxu69 9 жыл бұрын
THERES A STEAK IN THE BOOT
@solitudeguard5688
@solitudeguard5688 5 жыл бұрын
The gods gave you two hands and you use both of them to hold your sword. I can respect that.
@codyschmidt510
@codyschmidt510 7 жыл бұрын
I *LOVE* my Greatsword because is it makes keying the prick that keeps parking in my spot *SOOO* much easier. *THANKS* Cold Steel
@eastmantim
@eastmantim 9 жыл бұрын
Will this sword protect against giant buckets of Gatorade invading my home?
@eastmantim
@eastmantim 9 жыл бұрын
oh never mind, should have kept watching
@beaker007j
@beaker007j 10 жыл бұрын
Lynn Thompson: "Flick, flick, flick, and off comes the glue that holds our swords together, thus wasting your damn money on another product by cold steel."
@jamessmith84240
@jamessmith84240 7 жыл бұрын
Cold steel stuff is great value for money. I got one of their machetes and the thing is indestructible.
@cosmonawt_
@cosmonawt_ 7 жыл бұрын
can anybody tell me the names of the songs used in this video? particularly I wanna know the one that starts at 4:25. sounds like it could be Messhuggah
@dizziegboyy3831
@dizziegboyy3831 9 жыл бұрын
A kid in Africa could have eaten that sword but instead you waste it on cutting pigs in half
@martinduran2557
@martinduran2557 8 жыл бұрын
Can I tell you a secret? people dont bring swords to fights anymore.
@IronBard
@IronBard 8 жыл бұрын
+Nitramex One can still appreciate swords none the less.
@martinduran2557
@martinduran2557 8 жыл бұрын
***** Thanks, will check it out, everything is better when you dont insult.
@martinduran2557
@martinduran2557 8 жыл бұрын
***** I can't survive on the internet because i don't live on the internet.
@tobiasridderman5181
@tobiasridderman5181 8 жыл бұрын
+Nitramex people do now
@spypers2.045
@spypers2.045 6 жыл бұрын
but.... what about Churchhill?(The Guy who brought bow and a sword in WW2)
@deepak.laodicean
@deepak.laodicean 3 жыл бұрын
does it come with armadyl hilt or sara hilt? If it's a standard bandos hilt, i want a discount.
@noichijoe8851
@noichijoe8851 5 жыл бұрын
mediveal pull ups at 2:12 @ ColdSteel What are you doing with all the meat after you're done hacking it into pieces?
@LeoAri
@LeoAri 10 жыл бұрын
I love how they present the sword after every chop
@EmilKiilNielsen
@EmilKiilNielsen 10 жыл бұрын
It even pops balloons.
@oldchan4092
@oldchan4092 10 жыл бұрын
Balloons are the greatest enemies of humanity.
@justmutantjed
@justmutantjed 5 жыл бұрын
When Cold Steel throws a BBQ, everyone asks "so what did the boss demo this time?"
@tablestates8212
@tablestates8212 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else get this in their recommendations? Literally no idea why, but I’m happy it’s here
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