Two Point Hospital but my hospital hurts more than it helps

[@LeeLeechLee]

I'm still disappointed that they didn't call the rockstar desease "Mercury Poisoning"

[@NurseInTraining]

👏👏👏👏Good one.This actually made me giggle.

[@gabrielv.4358]

lmao

[@splint5602]

Two point hospital but it's actually a graveyard

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

I like the sound of that

[@streamsniper2668]

Splint someone has already stole your comment hahaha

[@maskguy4014]

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens may I receive a blessing dear leader

[@jimpickensismydad8727]

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens please dad accept me

[@aciDCXIV]

Splint Plotwist!

[@AwkwardHannahTheGamer]

This is probably the kind of hospital that was in Kevin's Plague Inc Evolved episodes.

[@quietdreams246]

What, I don’t see anything wrong with it...

[@Chosen1Creator]

That's what happens when you spend all your money on golden toilets instead of sinks.

[@quietdreams246]

Yea, gold Fucking toilets, there is nothing wrong here...

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

**Sneeze** "BURN THE BODY!!!"

[@unscripted483]

"Call me Kevin" more like "call me better than pewdiepie"

[@vidcunttheunbroken4704]

- It hurts, doctor - Soon you won't feel anything, I promise

[@MandrakeFernflower]

Okay, Okay, Okay just a little pinprick They'll be no more Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhuu but you may feel a little sick

[@RhysGBiv]

Dude waht?

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Mole Pickens are you available to talk to?

[@youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu]

@Grover Bowie oi screw off

[@shsltrash6685]

Grover Bowie omg thank god ive been looking for a job with a five figure check for 2 years!1!!1! Do i need a degree though? Also, does this involve drugs or is it something like a sex trafficking ring?

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

And they burn burn burn in Jim's Ring of Fire

[@alexnord5274]

Eeehhhh do you come here often

[@waste428]

That sounds really wrong

[@waste428]

Yeah but still

[@scientist8231]

Wait a secon- Shit Leader???!?!?! Um si- Shit Bye-bye

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Jim is a killing thing, And he makes a corpsey ring Bound by blood desire All fell into his ring of fire All fell in to his burning ring of fire They fell down down down and Jim's spirits went higher, And they burn burn burn, In Jim's ring of fire, Jim's ring of fire The taste of blood is sweet, When vam'pire and victim meet, Jim would call them "my dear child" Oh, but his fire went wild All fell in to his burning ring of fire They fell down down down and Jim's spirits went higher, And they burn burn burn, In Jim's ring of fire, Jim's ring of fire, And they burn burn burn, In Jim's ring of fire, Jim's ring of fire.

[@ahobbit1273]

The most disconcerting part of this was Kevin winning the "no deaths award"

[@julesp8830]

Wow, Grey's Anatomy really went downhill after its 10th season

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

That's because I fecked off everyone

[@webportal7363]

Nah, kevin is actually doctor house

[@scottpilgrimpwns]

*uphill

[@mat2000100]

Grey's Anatomy is for twats, ST ELSEWHERE FOR LIFE!

[@generikev9586]

yall niggas r wrong its The Good Doctor Season 3 pilot episode... and it looks feckin class

[@TheIrishDino]

Every game Kevin touches turns into a hot mess

[@phantomaviator1318]

"Touch Dinkleburg!"

[@statanks505]

*every game irish touches turns into a hot mess

[@statanks505]

*its a true nature of irish people*

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@statanks505 Not really. Look at what Britain touched and look what that stuff became. Three actually succeeded, and everyone else is fucked.

[@princess_sonianevermind]

Facts... 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀

[@LucaKnibbs]

It may be a 1 star hospital but it’s a big star

[@zillah1157]

With two silver stars!!!

[@PB-ji5rb]

It's an allstar

[@CptPatrik]

It's a gold star

[@balintvasvari7573]

I like your attitude

[@elsnocc6572]

Its the sun

[@GuitarrAddictt]

"1 gold star and 2 silver stars" - i aspire to reach your levels of optimism

[@juratedumskiene9509]

kevins comment section but everyone just tries to make titles

[@nameiszombie7854]

Finally someone said it

[@MrMoofisAwesome]

Seriously though, that would be a great idea for a "reading your comments" video.

[@R3fug333]

How can you be a litterer and a disciplined recycler? 🤔

[@blarg2429]

By only littering non-recyclable stuff, ofc.

[@R3fug333]

@@blarg2429 That's a good point

[@NurseInTraining]

Wait what?! Lol. You guys are funny and somehow are making some valid points here.🙂

[@strayo]

please Kevin this world needs a baking collab with RT

[@strayo]

@Rachel T yeah there was fallout and some other stuff but I mean literal baking I was at a stream once where RT said he's good at baking and we have a disaster that is Kevin's bad cooking series so that would be _hilarious_

[@NamesLynx]

"Where'd you get your medical license? Two Point Hospital?!" "yes"

[@zillah1157]

"I can make anyone laugh if I try hard enough" Bore Ragnarok

[@zillah1157]

@Jasper Atkinson 0h oops lol

[@aliens875]

Hahahahaha

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

XD #relatable

[@FutureRising]

ha there we go one laugh

[@MerkhVision]

The only time that this was actually kinda funny

[@gho5thawk202]

A hospital game but Kevin infecks everyone instead

[@dmas7749]

inFECK? like infect but since it's kevin it's a lot worse so infeck

[@SzegediXY]

I love it how professional you are! You haven't even started the next hospital, yet the game already knows you will get at least 3 silver stars!

[@________stephens8251]

If Article 13 kills your channel you should definitely go into radio, I'd even pay to listen to you.

[@templarkiller2926]

We should just get him to support Article 13, he'd probably end up killing it whether he tried to or not

[@teliafifi8876]

oof m2

[@princess_sonianevermind]

I would too

[@liam-ethanwallis4924]

3:10 Funnily enough, Great Value is an actual brand. It's basically for cheap grocery store stuff like paper plates

[@ZenBubbleYT]

A hospital but it’s looking to be more like a morgue

[@jimpickensismydad8727]

@@AxxLAfriku r/ihavesex r/iamverybadass r/justshutthefuckup

[@rustywaters4136]

@@jimpickensismydad8727 probably the gayest reply I've ever seen

[@krstensky3729]

excuse me sir where can i get some girlriends?

[@jimpickensismydad8727]

@@rustywaters4136 yeet on the feet

[@calus_bath_water]

@@AxxLAfriku r/sadcringe

[@rogerdeerdestroyerthompson9494]

This is so sad Golden toilet

[@ahobbit1273]

14:45 I love the notification that RT's hospital is better than Kevin's lol

[@Mr0901]

fu fact: in some forms of psychotherapy the doctor is actually behind or outside the patients sight so to avoid distraction and let the patient to talk their way

[@yumekojabami233]

I need more desperate housewives lol

[@vaultgirl42091]

Yesss!

[@blaze41]

For some reason, your sentence bugs me

[@vaultgirl42091]

@Arrow Head dude kevin makes any game fun i feel like u may not be a real kevin fan 😂

[@opponentwhistle1713]

@Arrow Head lets crusade together, brother

[@kin1562]

Vault Girl420 what does this even mean

[@r0tt3nsush12]

Two Point Hospital but the janitors are sick of Kevin's nonsense

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Whats that green thing next to your name?

[@pyrelynx]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 I think it's where they're a sponsor or they joined

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

@@pyrelynx That's lame.

[@ToonGrizzly]

How they are a sponsor or the green thing

[@r0tt3nsush12]

ToonPrincess There’s a “JOIN” button next to the “SUBSCRIBE” button that leads you to a page where you can support Kevin

[@silvereagle1083]

"We can fix fractures, but we can't fix rude customers!" -The new hospital slogan

[@GermaphobeMusic]

American Healthcare Simulator

[@Fly0High]

You deserve a golden star and two silver ones ;)

[@theatricalstalemate5110]

This about sums it up.

[@neamhdhlisteanach6720]

id also say the NHS too, because of the long waiting times, not enough staff etc.

[@chaosmastermind]

Except the people in it are clearly British.

[@the_arizona_ranger0213]

Universal healthcare simulator.

[@shahedali02]

Hey Kevin, Is Mole 2 available to talk?

[@anxiousscribe]

Ironically enough, KZbin is recognizing this as Sims 4. Good algorithm.

[@shahedali02]

@@anxiousscribe Quality

[@skriddle8667]

Two point Hospital but its a torture chamber

[@bubblesduclos]

If I was hired there, I would be the best doctor this hospital has ever seen. Now where is my car?

[@david.84]

Yes

[@guillaume7560]

David. Yes

[@chefboyardee7445]

words words

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Yes

[@alongnamewithnodirectconte3133]

Yes

[@randominus3887]

Yes

[@EternallyEden]

I actually lost it at the Bore Ragnarok joke.

[@walrus5540]

I went to the movies with my friends and there was a hospital next to it and we were waiting outside and I pointed to the hospital and "no one's ever died there" but one of my friends grandparents died there so that's fun

[@meiko5027]

Don't forget the anal lube.

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

oooh oh god that mustve been sad and awkward. seems like a mistake I would make honestly.

[@amanda1426]

Lola Jackson what is going on here

[@acediaethos4469]

3:52 the "why didn't i think of that" worries me :( kevin i hope you're okay, pls know that we adore you!!! you've helped me stay alive over the past few months and i'm sure i'm not the only one. thank you for being you

[@Colt-kv6xr]

Ratio

[@harrysoanes5374]

The American health system in a nutshell

[@ineedanewname.8169]

You should see the NHS, those lines were no joke.

[@leeoconnell2572]

@@ineedanewname.8169 what about the HSE

[@peaguy536]

it cant be, where are the guns

[@leonardochapman4736]

@@ineedanewname.8169 you shouldn't take the NHS for granted. It's a great service, the best in the world

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a bad case of lovin' you

[@cultist_npc]

My Lord and Savior! Bless us with good videos this December!

[@hobbitpeddler4267]

🎵No pill's gonna cure my head...🎶

[@JustKelso1993]

I just think of 'The Phrase that Pays'.

[@tessa8274]

Luckily, your videos help more than they hurt.. most of the time at least

[@nbrouse388]

I love how much recognition you're getting after watching you for so damn long, like 7 years

[@BubbleShield570]

"RT's hospital is worth 300K and ours 80K" The tutorial guy wants a KZbinr clash

[@alitem3364]

Day 18 of asking Kevin to Sing Take me home country roads to the place i belong West Virginia, mountain mama take me home country roads

[@elenav.5470]

I can't wait for day 365

[@dylanryan7246]

Wrong youtuber

[@True-Awkwardness]

Someday...

[@flushedemoji4690]

asking RTgame to sing johny cash ring of fire

[@MaiaMirabell]

I can get behind this. Only you can't force an artist into doing what they don't feel for - only knowing Kevin, this is right up his alley anyway.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Two Point Hospital but there is no point to my hospital. Because it just kills you.

[@TheMouseLemiwings]

My favorite part is when he said, Bore:Ragnarok.

[@leonv.3810]

If you let Kevin in charge of a hospital... You just know that none of the patients will live to ever see the sun again.

[@alexyoung9974]

I needed this video in my life. PC crashed after playing sims 4 for 5 hours. My first sim death...gone. Sad day now made happier with this fine creation of a video. Thank you Kevin.

[@DrNachoBalls]

You just undid my nearly 6 years of med school with a single upload.

[@mahougesu170]

"That guy just skipped the queue! I say we feckin' kill 'im."

[@True-Awkwardness]

Two point hospital but all that matters is the golden toilet.

[@naiveandjaded]

I love this series sm

[@TakecenterStage]

Me too!!!!

[@rikketoudal]

What do you do if the doctor is sick? He still has his amnosia to think about

[@Alex-uy7cz]

This where the guy out of the drunken bar fights goes

[@maneli3098]

Does the Hospital exists to hurt or does the hurt exists to Hospital.

[@urbanduck7997]

Both

[@Manglet762]

"Our first hospital did good, we got 1 Gold Star and 2 Silver Stars." I think i'm going to save that one for when I do badly in a game that rates you through stars, that's really feken good.

[@oscotube3717]

*Burn burn .....Kevin’s hell hole of a hospital*

[@AntheanCeilliers]

Things Kevin finds consistently funny: - Expensive janitors - Hedge mazes - The pun on "ward" and "award" - Death

[@coffeeelk6364]

Hey Kevin? I just broke my leg and could use some medical attention, where are your locations again? I don’t trust any other hospital to properly tend to me.

[@Cris-do3io]

I hope you didn’t get murdered by him *flashbacks to BitLife*

[@claylopez1527]

I've been watching this man's videos for the past 5 hours. I can't stop send help.

[@duncun9092]

I have the lumbago John, it's very serious

[@blame_day]

Don't worry, Dutch has a plan

[@altruspastic6776]

LuMbAgO mmm

[@hosea5697]

It's ok uncle

[@TeddyOG]

'Excuse me, where's the restroom?' "About half a mile northeast of here"

[@geraldhopkins3269]

From now on Kevin will no longer receive money from ad revenue but almonds

[@OfficialFilthyWarumono]

"No one needs to be seen urgently in a hospital". The FECKIN' TRUTH THOUGH I've literally been on a wait list for a 'specialist' for quite a serious problem for a YEAR AND A HALF.

[@32Purpul]

Hospital Simulator but it's in the US

[@errantintent]

I'm so ashamed that I still laugh at "bore ragnarok" out of context

[@faebledstories]

Two Point Hospital but my hospital is the entire American healthcare system

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

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[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

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[@tallahriehl8220]

I love how it started talking about how great RTGames hospital was, like, YES, DIVIDE THE IRISH!

[@gumblemutt3495]

Two-Point Hospital except it’s really a Two-Point Morgue

[@sadiedennis1358]

You always make these games look like so much fun, if I see you playing a game I own after your video I jump on to play then get bored 15 min in 😂

[@Liffium]

Your the only youtuber that makes me laugh out loud

[@pakoussa00]

13:13 HE SAID IT!! guys he feckin said it!! i can’t believe it i’m crying i’m literally shaking right now this is epic

[@GermaphobeMusic]

The first hospital where the staff are more crippled than the patients

[@brandonmueting810]

Lol “thanks for the loan... NOW WERE BANKRUPT” the humor is great

[@cussss]

"Hey there friends how is it going?" not good.

[@JargonMadjin]

"See that place, no one's ever died there." "Is that because they refuse to pay overpriced procedures and storm out of the building?" "..."

[@smugboon2377]

Two point hospital but it’s actually a murder camp

[@ianwood5715]

13:10 Kevin: I can make anyone laugh if I try hard enough. Bore Ragnarok Me: holy shit this is the height of comedy take my money

[@bigtim3060]

Should i feel bad for laughing at 13:13?

[@aaaaaaaaaaagh11]

That 'bye for now' zoom in caught me so off guard 😂😂

[@Th0tslayer]

Two Point Hospital but my hospital is just a death sentence

[@mazey_wolfskii6415]

#18 ON TRENDING!!! Well done Kevin keep it up!!!

[@apesam5818]

What kind of government will allow him to build a hospital?

[@amandadeloach5826]

The dear leader's government, obviously

[@Scourge728]

American

[@LulitaInPita]

15:09 I was expecting him to put the fire extinguisher at the other side of the hospital. I am genuinely surprised that he didn't lol

[@lordofshrek8994]

Two point hospital but Kevin gives everybody amnosia

[@the1prodig432]

Sittings at MEPS getting ready to ship to the US Navy Basic Training in less than 6 hours. Gonna miss these videos for 2 months, but it gives me plenty to catch up on when I get out.

[@mister_anomaly]

More like Cemetery Simulator

[@seriousshenanigans7609]

Imagine being airlifted away from what you already think is hell, just to land at Kevin’s hospital.

[@OctusYT]

Play Portal 2!

[@catrinmelldansen]

love the zoom in on the plants as it shows how much more money daniels hospital is worth

[@reubengames]

It's like the surgeons are from surgeon simulator

[@TankerAndrej]

Kevin, around the 9 minute mark, you were joking about one building being reception with the other one being a treatment fascility. Funny to believe that in our town that's exactly what format you have, one building takes you in, the other treats you

[@streamsniper2668]

Two point hospital More like BORE RAGNAROK

[@Oliffka13]

Bore Ragnarok dies

[@Spenstarr]

@@streamsniper2668 dedicated subscriber I respect that

[@Oliffka13]

@@streamsniper2668 what? I subscribed Kevin.

[@streamsniper2668]

oliwsko Jim tells me otherwise

[@Oliffka13]

@@streamsniper2668 fine XD

[@chaosmastermind]

These kinds of hilarious shenanigans are why I started watching you in the first place. From way back in the Jim Pickens Sims days. I thought you quit KZbin so I stopped watching.. but I see you're back.. maybe I'll try catching up on some of your stuff now.

[@pedrocabral3261]

Kevin continuo amnesia series but you have amnosia

[@andras1496]

Oi Pedro vc é de Portugal?

[@jibbajabba]

I only eat almonds to crack them in half and rub my tongue onto the perfectly smooth surface between the two halves.

[@aaliyah6451]

You should do a Dream Daddy series 😂

[@Fullmetal1890P]

The awards just reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where Patrick is trying to win an award and Spongebob keeps getting them for the most insane things. I'm pretty sure Kevin's going to get the, "For doing nothing longer than anyone else" award in no time.

[@josiahwilliams3240]

two point hospital but mercy doesn't have rez

[@notdeclan6739]

Kevin's doctors: *I diagnose you with dead*

[@DoofusChungus]

1:17 Is that a pothead?

[@linea2663]

(9.30pm where i live and has school tomorrow morning) Me:i should get to bed now. Notification: call me Kevin posts a video Me:i can stay up a little longer

[@scrappydoo69]

*Hey there friends how’s it going*

[@lewisfrankh1914]

The helicopter fucken flying across the screen at 9:58 made me laugh so hard for some reason.