TWO SANDY BALLS - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends #2

[@charley_warlzz]

"You absolute cheeky twit" is the most british insult ive ever heard

[@trix-or-treatz]

Gotta add "bloody" in there somewhere

[@megantimbrell9528]

CharleyWarley omg yeah 😂

[@hannahforsyth4267]

CharleyWarley ikr

[@gothicGumshoe]

Hyper_Kitten "You absolutely bloody cheeky twit" There I fixed it.

[@trix-or-treatz]

Skerv yes much better

[@faithmedlock8671]

i love how when dan notices he said something dirty he doesn't correct himself he just contemplates life for a split second.

[@youundignifiedtwat9865]

oh my god sammmmmmme

[@tlkinghdsluvr]

3:25

[@sofieturesson]

@@tlkinghdsluvr thank you

[@m4rz585]

Honestly, me too.

[@fishwikepediapage]

Yess

[@nerdcentral1530]

"that was the most erotic math-based experience I've ever had" how many other erotic math-based experiences have you had, danny??

[@ohmightyone1262]

"no good sir, for I have the power of triangles"

[@sarah_makes_movies]

"Golf daddy" "...Sphinx daddy" -Daniel Howell everyone

[@verystrongchild]

lmfao

[@webba0342]

no one's gonna mention how satisfying it is that the golf balls matches their shirts? alright then...

[@emminet]

webba03 it is soooooooo satisfying!

[@gabiwalker5363]

webba03 yes

[@IrisRiedel6]

omfg xD

[@webba0342]

Wew ;-; 200 likes 0_0

[@sophieockerman4345]

just realized...ded

[@billythedog6485]

White ball Curly hair The fringe is dissolving HE'S E V O L V I N G

[@vrishas7499]

Billy the Dog WOT IN EVOLUTION

[@3ve338]

Billy the Dog Pastel Dan is returning

[@aesthetic.x.crybaby681]

eva125673 yeaa

[@akari2979]

the rhyming at the end is my kink

[@maxupton7993]

Billy the Dog Press B

[@hellishduck2785]

"Shit fucking wank fuck" truly inspiring Daniel. Truly inspiring

[@firstnamelastname-td4bk]

Daniel Howell, 2k17

[@loganbox5901]

+AmazingKatniss Daniel Howell

[@graceadrsn]

After dan said "I'll touch you when I please" I got an ad which said "naughty"

[@itsspanner3792]

I would watch paint drying if Dan and Phil commentated

[@maggiekliewer5269]

Firstname Lastname d

[@earls22]

Firstname Lastname e

[@phoebewebb3425]

Firstname Lastname I think all the Phandom wouldd😻😂

[@roisintimmins9171]

I would watch algebra fractions if Dan and Phil were commentating

[@chelseamoraes4875]

Honestly I'd watch anything if dan and phil commentated

[@sphetty]

"We're already freaking out inside each other" - Dan Howell 2017

[@coolnatlove]

i'm at a point in my life where i watch two men play virtual golf for half and hour

[@almondli]

Nathalie Nunez Same

[@sophieockerman4345]

Nathalie Nunez .-.

[@hannahunhinged]

*an

[@jrh12903]

Nathalie Nunez |-/

[@sheridanbarry6181]

shhhh.... we all choose to ignore our lifestyles in this situation...

[@finn1698]

Mr beast : the prize is 1 million dollars Phil: we are playing for burger socks

[@fishwikepediapage]

😂

[@chrislyman2486]

Ya 😂

[@jessicat6313]

They went through the pyramid's lady door

[@x.meghangrace.x7706]

jessicat who gave you the right

[@TheVoidIsBees]

Anubis

[@char6518]

oh

[@Felix-ny1be]

The power of Amun Ra compels you.

[@sillywetmeow]

They went through the pyramid's female exit

[@Shadra220]

*"We're already freaking out inside each other"* *MMMMMMMKkkkk*

[@letsgetthisbread6713]

Drinking game: take a shot of WATER whenever there's an innuendo (because it's important to stay hydrated)

[@sammy651]

Yeah...you do know that drinking a gallon of water could be fatal

[@x.meghangrace.x7706]

198 shots of water😉

[@angelangeli9724]

lol!

[@deathherself5029]

Twenty Øne Phans Panic at the Chemical Discø! Lol internet support group much

[@infiresphan]

Twenty Øne Phans Panic at the Chemical Discø! Pinof 8 much XD 😉

[@christina2077]

"I want to have children with this course" -Phil Lester 2k17

[@philtrashno2]

I swear I’ve seen you before... don’t you watch RobertIDK?

[@aegkmorsy652]

"Remember that you owe me two strokes" - Dan Howell 2017

[@aegkmorsy652]

"He's thinking about how tasty your ball is right now" - Phil Lester 2017

[@ugh2531]

Aegkmorsy I'll touch you when I please-dan Howell 2017

[@phantomboy942]

'Shit fucking wank fuck." Dan Howell -2017

[@jasc7456]

"look how much you're illuminating the hole" Phil Lester 2017

[@slytherinthedms8050]

*Insert Lenny Face Here*

[@NIN0ID]

So I was bored and... The official innuendo count is 198

[@simplyyselena]

holy SHIT FUCKING WANK FUCK

[@wormworm1781]

Good job. We all know that we needed to know.

[@isabellegarber8079]

You are a true hero of our generation.

[@giannarighi2168]

Salzix Really? I only got 71. I must've used a tighter definition of innuendo.

[@celinaaa3488]

HOLEly shit......... Ill go home

[@ilyJC100]

Can you please write a book of things phil should never say again

[@trinitybolton8147]

Stephanie Yalda ^Dan Howell voice^ *that* is a *very* long list

[@ilyJC100]

Tyler Bolton 😂😂😂

[@aquariuslostie]

someone should start collecting

[@ilyJC100]

Galaxyhowell same i really want it now

[@chihirofujisaki9513]

Stephanie Yalda Let's make it both of them and add Dan's "You owe me two strokes"

[@RomikaTaher]

"shi-shi, didn't swear then" i love how phil always cares about not swearing its okay phil, we really dont care 😂

[@amanda5851]

nice pfp

[@RomikaTaher]

why does this channel exist? thank you good squirrel

[@miles_quartz]

Dan's face when they accidentally make an innuendo is my reason to live.

[@hannahb.8083]

KyLAXium The One honestly I fucking screamed

[@miles_quartz]

I've never gotten more attention in my life.I seriously thought that this comment would get lost forever.

[@kb7208]

KyLAXium The One same

[@imnotaperson662]

KyLAXium The One I won't forget you. **dabs**

[@frogeth]

phil says he wants to have children with that course you could say he may desire _intercourse_ oh god that was a horrible joke

[@bridget8677]

slow clap

[@SnapCrackleKpop]

Emily Richards amazing

[@vib0oo]

horrible jokes make me laugh the most xD

[@lila2595]

i laughed so i'll give you that

[@fandomgaming9072]

plz no

[@PlatinumFairy]

"I'll touch you when I please.." Dan to Phil 2017

[@chelsygrant3468]

It is 1am I have exams tommorow and I’m stressed af so what do I do ,not sleep watch grown men make ball innuendos

[@belugaplane9378]

chelsy grant Same though

[@codesray]

chelsy grant literally me, my chemistry exam is tomorrow, have not revised because I started rewatching dan and Phil play golf instead 😂

[@augustlevine5520]

Ssaaaaammmmeeeee

[@sqeak6317]

Haha exact same situation

[@heaven9325]

chelsy grant history continues to repeat itself. It’s 1 am and I have a math exam

[@ren9309]

I love how Dan and Phil are so calm while playing this game and then Markiplier is yelling at the ball to move and getting frustrated while he is failing at the game

[@jothequeermeleon4495]

LlamaFace british vs american (or half asian half german. it works anyway.)

[@elaineiris3386]

LlamaFace THERES A POWER BAR?!?!?!

[@h3c0x]

LlamaFace wHY DidN't yOu gUYs teLL mE??¿¿¿??¿

[@froggioli]

I'VE BeEn FOLLowiNG ThE WHitE BaR!!!!!!!!1!!1! jack: so have i????????

[@amerinsaltena6344]

LlamaFace guess it helps that they did in fact notice there was a power bar

[@strawdairymoo]

id 100% watch them play all the rest of the levels

[@freyadohertyyy]

Oaker Robberts a new golf with friends game is coming soon!! 😂😏😁

[@roselalonde5046]

Frey doh Xx yea

[@tensnakesandacat2108]

Indeed

[@hazyrory3121]

Oaker Robberts same omg😂 (also love ur name its so cool)

[@bbarrett492]

That one ramp thing reminded me of the owl slide

[@Marie-fl9uu]

“I would watch golf on tv if Phil commentated on it.” I sense a new fanfiction coming on

[@char6518]

I demand for this to exist

[@youundignifiedtwat9865]

i got ya covered, im already writing hun

[@fru1tpunk965]

@@youundignifiedtwat9865 what a legend

[@girl_with_headphones921]

Are we getting a link?

[@thestreamingone8885]

The Golf Fic. I foresee somebody pleasing themselves with a putter

[@aayuktaraut8424]

The reason why I watch the golf videos is because of Phil's innuendos

[@Nat-ey7xo]

me to

[@Adrian-gg4dr]

Petition for Dan and Phil to play in candy land with pastel outfits😀

[@fearlessphobias8422]

jemimah zeckendorf yes

[@belugaplane9378]

jemimah zeckendorf SIGNED

[@lenastewart5257]

SIGNED yassss we need this

[@aidey_babey]

YES I'LL SIGN IT @ME

[@mollygraves2740]

Signed! Yes!

[@quinn6815]

"Watch out Anubis" ... Did Phil just reference Egyptian mythology AND insult dan at the same time??? I'm so proud ;-;

[@elizabethmillikan6702]

That honestly made me think of that old Nickelodeon show, House Of Anubis. Throwback to when I was 8. lol.

[@odettecollins5741]

Shadow Pixel i thought the same thing. true tho

[@PandaGirlEllie]

Elizabeth Danielle honestly one of my favourite childhood shows. Loved Fabian with a passion as a child.

[@rubystorey2035]

Dan’s face in the thumbnail is the exact face of someone who just wrote that title

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Oh that's an underrated comment

[@hahaha7886]

😂😂😂😭😭Omfg im crafting so bad

[@existentialcrisis9200]

I'll touch you when I please - Dan Howell 2017

[@melaniechabot5554]

existential crisis I was looking for this one. lol

[@catsthatquack]

existential crisis your username is the explanation of my life

[@izzylewis226]

Well, what did we expect besides this

[@mitchlucker9152]

I was about to write this 👌🏼

[@awsomesaucepan]

"You owe me two strokes"

[@nerdcentral1530]

'Non-gender-specific caddy gimp' -Dan Howell 2017

[@slitheen3]

Nerd Central how to use a gimp: caddy lad edition

[@mr.cyanide4897]

So this is why he said I shouldn't go online 🙎🏻‍♂️

[@murrenkelly3866]

If actual old man golfers used Dan and Phil's vocabulary I'd totally watch golf.

[@fairlyoddvic4734]

Murren Kelly same tbh i want an entire golf tournament to be narrated by them.

[@murrenkelly3866]

I need a video of them trying actual mini golf and Dan narrates for Phil and Phil narrates for Dan.

[@giannabarbee]

Now I'm imagining an old guy screaming "SHIT FUCKING WANK FUCK"

[@murrenkelly3866]

Gianna Barbee Exactly. It is a truly beautiful image.

[@brittneypadinor7375]

im imagining an old dude going "shit fucking wank fuck" AHAHAHAHAH

[@alainavanatta8795]

parents are fighting, only thing to do is watch more dan and phil.

[@satleenchana9890]

Or put a holo taco on it.

[@tracimoyer9879]

mood

[@fru1tpunk965]

Same here 😌

[@lilyoh5780]

@@fru1tpunk965 you have the absolute best username!

[@Sector12nj]

@@fru1tpunk965 bo burnham fan..

[@maddunc3663]

"I guess we'll have to cut our feet in half" or you could you know each get one sock

[@maddunc3663]

lol I had'nt finshed the video I called it

[@aimia100]

are you secretly God?

[@londonharvey4079]

Just U wait 4 it I THOIGHT THIS IN MY HEAD NO JOKE THE EXACT SAME WORDING WHAT THE FRICK OH MY GOD

[@peachytzu4744]

Just U wait 4 it XD Phil doesn't wear matching socks anyway

[@maddunc3663]

holy heck my comment is popular this happened to me on a heathers video once

[@charlotteh2907]

I was just making a cup of tea when Phil said: 'get yourself some tea' coincidence... I didn't think so

[@barnietiarni247]

Charlotte H same I thought I was the only one that went to get a cup of tea to obey Phil 😂

[@EleServiss]

I was already drinking tea

[@elizabethdonaghy7456]

Eleanor Serviss Same

[@alyssajonesss4802]

omg same

[@carolinesippel7730]

SAME

[@skylynnkonecky9422]

Me: Can I make tea? Mom: umm... why? Me: BECAUSE PHIL TOLD ME TO OKAY?!

[@terresagutierrez7296]

Skylynn Konecky i actually got up to make tea because he said so😂😂😂

[@lexlixatkwa7nelson3]

...askin to make tea... its chill just odd lol ...

[@tealkerberus748]

Very valid.

[@MelinaKhaldoun]

@@terresagutierrez7296 same

[@lauradevine0]

Why do you have to ask to make tea, i have a feeling you're 9...

[@CedricMenke]

"I'll touch you if I please." 😂😂 and as soon i typed that, "I feel sorry for this hole." Weak 😂😂

[@courtneyholm2597]

Cedric Menke when was that said?

[@sofiamayz]

Courtney Holm I think around 8:19

[@sharingiscaring210]

Dan is secretly making a list of things that Phil should never say again

[@MArrow-wo3tj]

Captain wolf3 I think we're all making a list of things Phil should never say 😂

[@user-su3gh6sd8v]

Captain wolf3 69 likes 😉😏

[@chimneydust4599]

96 likes now

[@flowerbinsh]

Their new book: Things Phil Should Never Say Again (Volume 1-24)

[@untalentedstudios8040]

There's too many to list though 😂

[@kwansrealbff]

can they release a montage of accidental innuendos phil has said because i would watch the heck out of that

[@kwansrealbff]

and dans reaction after

[@bemmabees]

AuroraPets HECKING YA

[@nope_118]

I am still convinced phil is doing these on purpose to mess with dan

[@justaperson4656]

AuroraPets same

[@mythicalphan1144]

if i keep watching these two golf videos over and over I might go insane I need more sweet golf content and innuendoes plz fulfill my needs golf daddies

[@charlotterenwick9168]

MythicalPhan11 New one coming soon, was foretold in dannys liveshow

[@a0t10]

i cant even begin to comprehend the amount of times i’ve watch the golf series it’s 🤌🤌🤌

[@kcr7371]

after Dan said "I'll touch you if I please" a milk ad popped up oh....

[@graciek1656]

ryden fans: yessssssssss

[@roselalonde5046]

😂😂😂

[@Pickledcucumbers647]

*war flashbacks* WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT-

[@riditaneeha545]

Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub---

[@shaylyngorda3447]

lol

[@FrancisAngeloMalubay]

PLEASE. MORE GOLF. I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM OF REPEATEDLY WATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I NEED MORE GOOD QUALITY CONTENT.

[@ophelialumineer475]

Francis Angelo Malubay I TOTALLY AGREE AND SUPPORT THIS STATEMENT 127%

[@hazelmcauley9166]

WELL I AGREE 178%

[@ophelialumineer475]

Hazel oh shoot man that takes it to a whole new level

[@samisweird5973]

Francis Angelo Malubay SAME!

[@lauramagri4983]

same

[@tessand9660]

dan and phil should play words words with friends against each other lmao

[@rosielagan]

OH MY GOD YES

[@mikaylarasnick]

x.tessa.x 394 YES THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT

[@DutchMelon]

x.tessa.x 394 YES

[@hylianmoss]

"Look how erect my flag is!" the exact quote Phil said when my mum walked in (I thought I was home alone) ;w;

[@sope4723]

XLucyX WHEN WAS THIS

[@jennycowan8170]

At the start

[@elisejones6491]

Rip

[@thesilverfangsjam1018]

xlucyx Oh no... I hope you got out of that one... ❤️

[@liampayne8821]

This is why I wear earbuds! 🤗

[@maddie-zc6kb]

I really hope I’m not the only one that’s rewatching all of their videos after Dan came out 🥺

[@tealkerberus748]

Maddie Lovato This is worldwide Binge Watch Old Dan And Phil Vids Week. It may in fact last several weeks, but no matter.

[@maddie-zc6kb]

or months....

[@Zaymonia]

I'm here after both videos

[@elliotisnotonline]

@@Zaymonia same

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Phil came out too...

[@kawaicat3489]

"He is thinking of how tasty your ball is" ~~~~

[@sawyerpalandro6529]

i just spit out my cheetos

[@gothicGumshoe]

Kawaï cat I JUST SPAT MY NACHO CHEESE DORITOS WITH GUACAMOLE ALL OVER MY SCREEN

[@katitherat]

Kawaï cat I spit my ultra cheese burger with nacho Cheeto puffs with my lay chips and I do gymnastics so my couch will be so ashamed of me

[@luisehorn3213]

Speaking from experience Phil? (Sorry.... So sorry.. I had to XD)

[@EvieL_666]

"We're already freaking out inside each other" - Dan Howell 2k17

[@apothecaryofthedamned1529]

Anubis is the god of death, or the jackal god that judges you using your heart and a feather, if your heart is heavier than the feather then your soul is fed to a hideous beast. Just a fun fact of ancient Egypt for everyone.

[@genderfluidginger4908]

Kat Macave Is it bad that I know that from the Kane Chronicles

[@julianchampagne4066]

Bookz r my life no

[@shelah2300]

Where is my Kane Chronicles squad???

[@girlsgovlog4543]

Kat Macave WHAT THE HELL SO EVERYONE IS FED TO BEASTS HOLY FUCK EGYPT

[@ravtheravioli]

Well technically he just oversees the judgement as the actual weighting is done by a series of lesser gods and a large scale.

[@lysandish3265]

Phil wants to have baby's with it? Wouldn't that be... Inter-course?? EH? EHHH???

[@hudsonfirst11]

EVERYTHING-out-THERE go home

[@moorebear1]

GreyHallow I snorted

[@twentynedawsn4785]

Ethereal_DayDream seen a the original commenter a year ago

[@maiaolusanya532]

Lmao what a dad joke 😂

[@shiftingciphers1769]

*eternally screams for the next hour due to my hatred of puns*

[@vhartson]

MORE👏GOLF👏CONTENT👏

[@justaperson4656]

"we're already freaking out inside each other" -at this moment, shippers went insane

[@grxmpykat]

true

[@Finni-boy]

This entire series is shipping material

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Maddiethe RF "i'll touch ya when i please"

[@ghost_of_pru4083]

PHIL SWEARING IS MY KINK DAN SAYING DADDY IS MY KINK THESE INNUENDOS ARE MY KINKS

[@elcie04]

SAME though 😂😂

[@gothmisa9235]

Pru_5sos_buggy MICHAEL

[@ghost_of_pru4083]

Michael Is Not On Fire ANOTHER MICHAEL

[@zoeishere5910]

wait where did phil swear

[@argenting]

Pru_5sos_buggy SAmE

[@goosen1237]

“Get a cup of tea “ it is 1 am everyone is asleep last time i made a cuppa my dad thought that we were being robbed at 1 am

[@kelseyrosemanuel9385]

Pls don't forget about phil's 1-2 switch sticker again pls pls pls

[@makenziea8850]

True lol

[@sakumintsu]

"I'll touch you when I please *soft laughter*" aRE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME??????

[@lolitsjudith9180]

i kNOIW

[@envysoph]

*DIES*

[@annbellgrau]

when was that?

[@J3hneen]

Sakura Hitomi WSBWNSB

[@kenichidc]

Danny the hypocrity

[@xXxRandomFlowerxXx]

"How would Anakin do this" he wouldn't. Too much sand.

[@gracebrewington3442]

This comment just made my day! I'm laughing so hard right now

[@molliezawadzke9902]

DaisyDewDr0p get all up in his wires

[@An19941]

DaisyDewDr0p exactly xD

[@janetandamocha7874]

I laughed so hard that my coffee went through my nose..... :D

[@alicejacks11]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@avu2888]

"Remember that you owe me 2 strokes." ~ Dan Howell, 2k17

[@Jovviial]

Dan: "I'll touch you if I please" Phil: "Don't say that again" Me: "Please do"

[@annadough5309]

5 Kute Kitty HMTK 5 this made me laugh so hard

[@endofinfinity4131]

*dead*

[@ChillyKitty]

"I'm going in, I'm going in" "Do it Phil" I have a dirty mind

[@noodlecake4190]

Chilly Kitty dw

[@animallover57774]

Chilly Kitty no you don't You have a sexy imagination

[@ChillyKitty]

tru

[@envysoph]

Oh god... And this is why i shouldn't read yaoi manga :D

[@ChillyKitty]

SAME

[@writerofsorts8668]

I have never heard so many unintentional innuendoes in my life.

[@incendiarymoth]

"unintentional"

[@elcie04]

Hunny, it was intentional.

[@alienillusi0n]

i counted. 115 innuendoes

[@zillionalb7855]

Phil is just a walking bag of innuendos. Seriously.

[@philssecretlastnameishowel2997]

'We're already freaking out inside each other'

[@hadleymagaziner8082]

im reading the comments and noticing how everyone is just writing funny innuendos but can we all just take a moment and look at the title

[@ava6967]

Go to the description and scroll all the way down

[@Zaymonia]

So I look at what both of you said to look at and now I am officially done

[@erinmurphy6273]

t w o l a d s w i t h s a n d y b a l l s

[@ForestSpirit8]

oh my I didn't even read that

[@highlandpandas2497]

Phil: "That was smooth." Me: S O F T A N D N E A T

[@jules8655]

you called?

[@xavierfauver]

soft and neat OH SHIT WE GOT A CELEBRITY!!!

[@envysoph]

OMGGGGG AYEEE SOFT AND NEAT!!!Q1WJDJ ;-;

[@rbclapena]

Highland Pandas, you have to be calm

[@charlotteharley7107]

please I am but a simple meme farmer ur poisoning my crop with ur filth

[@Chiales]

Phil:" Oh! Oh! I´m close! I´m close! This is it.. in the hole!"

[@lolitsjudith9180]

pLEASE HAVE MERCY

[@envysoph]

HELP. I'M. DYING. ;-;

[@sophtheloaf4095]

s T OP THIS

[@theawesomest2645]

"Oh that's sticking" "It is sticking" ;)

[@ellieisdrowning2843]

Just.. staph..

[@sinombrerodriguez3442]

"i'll touch you whenever i please" oh god the Shippers are gonna have a hell of a time with that

[@sinombrerodriguez3442]

s HIT FUCKING WA NK FU C K OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD I PLUGGED MY HEADPHONES IN

[@melina427]

glitter prince What time

[@juliannajones3015]

glitter prince LOL

[@dominicgaetani3099]

glitter prince what about "you owe me two strokes" ?😜

[@sinombrerodriguez3442]

'sphinx daddy' don't think i didn't see your innuendo double standard, dan howell

[@liadeindadani6913]

Honestly I'm rooting for Phil, until Phil's winning, then I'm rooting for dan, until Dan's winning, then in rooting for Phil, until Phil's winning, then I'm rooting for Dan-

[@fishwikepediapage]

It’s called pity, it’s ok

[@maddieh2489]

the return of the moth shirt, we've all been blessed

[@faithceeley4741]

I just want to say thank you to Dan, phil and everyone in the phantom for helping me through my depression. thank you

[@sophieockerman4345]

Faith Ceeley I love this comment

[@sophieockerman4345]

same

[@carolina-be1fe]

Faith Ceeley Phandom is my depression

[@abbieyoyo]

Faith Ceeley this comment made my day! I probably didn't help directly, but I'm so glad that we were able to help! 🤗 Congrats for getting through that! 💪🏽❤

[@rizzalouise4291]

same!

[@jillianreeve6213]

Phil: SHI-TI-AH, didn't swear then... Dan: *smiles*

[@emmalynbarclay6694]

Jillian Reeve when

[@sope4723]

Jillian Reeve w h e n d i d i m i s s t h i s ?

[@breagh1643]

That part gave me life.

[@Idk-yt4rt]

(Sorry if that was the wrong time and completely useless!!)

[@zeldaenok232]

Jillian Reeve WHEN?

[@ReclusiveRaven]

dan: 26 points phil: 32 points dan: so we’re 8 points apart

[@milladeur2083]

i saw this and thought "what's wrong with it?" so i scrambled to find a pencil and paper, then realized i had a computer, then realized it was a simple equation and i could do it in my head.... love me some mathhhh

[@adamblt]

did Dan just say "I'll touch you when I please".....?

[@adamblt]

i'm not sure that's legal but who am I to judge

[@cluelesscandy6772]

adamblt I don't think you need to make him

[@adamblt]

alright yall here is the line and i'm Drawing It

[@elvaein2632]

this string of comments was a wild ride and i thoroughly enjoyed it

[@FEN199584]

may l ask when he said that? THX

[@gabbylister2989]

Every time Phil tells us to get a snack I have to physically make that particular snack befor I can watch the video, this week it took me 45 mins, this better be fucking good

[@flaurelmusic]

What did you make? Lol

[@aerowren8641]

Gabby Lister how did it take you 45 minutes to get tea and chips

[@portxr]

same

[@ambersimpson615]

Gabby Lister what snack took 45 minutes 😂

[@gabbylister2989]

Yes.. that is me

[@francinechn]

It's literally the 5th time im watching this and im in bed. LIFE IS SO DAMN GREAT I LOVE DNP

[@listisdead7108]

Francine you have no life

[@janetandamocha7874]

+Francine I Identify with this so much.

[@francinechn]

update: i am in bed, im watching this again i lost count hELP

[@robyngrenside5246]

i love how dan will randomly throw together all the swears he knows to create the ultimate curse of shit

[@bringmethepiercedsleepingb3418]

Video content: Innuendos with dan and phil

[@bringmethepiercedsleepingb3418]

tenty one emo narwhals Thanks😊 i love your usename as well 🖒

[@norahs6260]

Ikr. Balls 'n holes.

[@savannah7493]

They should play board games instead of video games on April first next year

[@neganforpresident3263]

Savannah H a craft video and a gaming video on one day!? That would be amazing!!!!

[@annbellgrau]

SykoSykes they're not gonna make craft videos anymore

[@neganforpresident3263]

Sorbet oh yeah cuz phil is with Satan now! But for real I'm gonna go cry for days bye!

[@haileyrizz6350]

Savannah H or an asmr haha

[@francesivy6194]

They should use an ouija board

[@r.4307]

"i'll touch you when i please" dan no

[@r.4307]

"you owe me two strokes" dan nO

[@r.4307]

"he's thinking about how tasty you ball is" pHIL NO

[@elcie04]

this was amazing😂😂

[@alexandriadupuis]

Umm?? Dan yes

[@alexandriadupuis]

And Phil yess???

[@odettecollins5741]

they really show their true british sides in these videos.

[@justineg.4753]

I wish that when dan went to change hed put on his glitter suit

[@emiliacrawley1720]

once again another 29 minutes of innuendoes

[@lolitsjudith9180]

:P

[@yviethompson5595]

:')

[@brookravins9075]

Watching this while getting ready for my golf tournament wish me good luck

[@ax438]

Brook Ravins good luck, may the power of Dan and phils balls guide you

[@brookravins9075]

Ruby Nolan they did 😂😂😂

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

hopefully we inspired you to win with our extreme golf skills

[@juicycooch9810]

oh snap

[@juicycooch9810]

dino jesus has praised you young one. They have noticed you

[@eggtemperaa]

15:07 - 15:25 aka my favorite clip of the golf series

[@audirevere]

who noticed that the colors of the golf balls matched their shirts

[@sylphiite]

Dat Gurl Audrey meeeee

[@katiekat5428]

Dat Gurl Audrey OMFG HOW THE F DID I NOT!!!!😦😮😮😱😱😱😱😱

[@lamisarab6325]

it did in the last golf vid too!

[@alyssa4079]

Dat Gurl Audrey me

[@audirevere]

lamisa rab omg now that u said that I looked at the old one and how did I not see? lol

[@phansleftbuttcheek9364]

"two sandy balls" Wow, it's obvious who named this video *cough* Dan *cough cough*

[@abbieyoyo]

Phans left butt cheek yeah, but it's so much better than what he almost named it...Phil vetoed that one. 🙈 (I saw that in the description box.)

[@mohammedhaseeb5606]

Phans left butt cheek Njtnfrfff ftgttgyytggtft

[@rya3040]

"SHI-TU- I didn't swear then" phil is an anGEL

[@ryalau7211]

you have my name

[@himynameisken4875]

Ryanne Plays Guitar true

[@-kamile9367]

SoFt AnD NEAT

[@lydiarose4960]

When did he say that?

[@_sassy_bean4170]

HE SAID HELL IN THE LAST ONE I SQUEALED

[@grace-4072]

if the question is, “should i rewatch dan and phil play golf with friends to reduce my anxiety?” the answer is always yes

[@handmade-ghost]

phil: holy crap me: *hole*-y crap

[@_random_girl_online_]

leigh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@dayton4883]

leigh AYYYYYYYY

[@ayanoyamada8260]

leigh AYYYYY

[@mayawoni]

an intellectual

[@vern4585]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyee *finger guns*

[@whytho9728]

me: *about to start important project that's due in 2 days* dan and phil: *uploads 30 minute golf video* me: oh fuck it I'll just be a stripper

[@julienne3444]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom Sammmme in so many ways it's painful

[@chairishere4330]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom same I have to write a essay on India and I don't wanna do it because of this video

[@yutalovesicheng2021]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom ME 😂😂😂

[@spade6277]

How does one become a stipper?

[@mmoon8159]

I have something due in 7 hours and have to sleep as well... jk who cares about sleeping

[@ichigo3003]

dan i relate to ur boob window, i too struggle with buttoned up shirts

[@user-dh6kr1xs1j]

Nebu as soon a s I read this I went and saw

[@nekovannox]

Can u hear rhe scream of this poor buttons?

[@sophieockerman4345]

I saw it too

[@carolinearellano9707]

Nebu same

[@nikitabhandari4278]

God I thought I was the only one who noticed 😂😂

[@katkay137]

i thought i should share the fact that when ever i have depressive episodes i re watched all these silly little golf videos while not leaving my bed for a week. i can quote those fucking videos

[@user-vp1ql4hv5b]

I'm kind of on the same place rn I haven't slept on all night and I started watching these series cause I remember they make me feel comfortable and also make me laugh. I didn't remember Dan was so cocky hahah. Also, I hope you're doing okay and are out of that depressive episode now.

[@harukaissleepy8919]

Hope you're in a better place in your life now. Stay strong :)

[@stacey_0133]

PETITION FOR THEM TO PLAY CANDY LAND DRESSED PASTEL

[@foreverfusion3941]

YES

[@willowillowillowillow6458]

ItsSummer 01 YESSSSSS

[@scudsie5776]

ItsSummer 01 omg yesss

[@dreamgirlfriendevil]

This is the Best idea, oh my god

[@jennaendres9161]

ItsSummer 01 I'm signing

[@joannnguyen3666]

"I'll touch you when I please" I laughed so hard when I saw Phil's concerned face😂😂😂😂

[@muttmania]

he's scared because he knows it's true

[@bonniehighfield4048]

oml

[@maheviin]

did anyone else wonder, if dan had kept his black ball. would it still have glown in the dark?

[@molliezawadzke9902]

Mia Roosberg woahhh

[@sandiecourtney]

Mia Roosberg :o

[@kazuichis]

Mia Roosberg || Yeah it would've

[@muffycat]

X Jayfeather X Nice username

[@kazuichis]

Muffycat 101 || It's old and I'm not as much into Warriors as I used to be so I'll probably change it, but thanks anyway.

[@Jess-ek9rf]

Im on the edge, of golfy Im dead

[@elenag809]

"No we're not doing that" ~ Phil Lester The moment my heart stopped

[@dreamgirlfriendevil]

Elli F. That lil moment was the single Softest thing I've ever seen, dear lord

[@gabiwalker5363]

when was it ?

[@libbyfoster4154]

when?

[@elenag809]

Gabi Walker I think 15 min

[@sandunim1240]

All I got to say is that I am REALLY enjoying Dan's Hobbit hair back.

[@ella-suzanne9216]

Sanduni M SAME

[@lucye7342]

Sanduni M Sameeee

[@litastone2005]

Sanduni M Totally Same

[@signofthecrimes1534]

IM WAIT FOR THE ONE HOUR SPECIAL OF DAN AND PHIL PLAYING MY HORSE PRINCE GUYS DJWJCIE

[@abbeykitson4271]

SAME I CAN'T LIVE WIHOUT IT

[@tabithamonaco]

SAMEEEEE

[@spaghetticorgi]

yes please

[@dragonessgem6491]

Zee The Unicorn SAME

[@smolcat786]

yes please

[@jay1in]

"oh my gosh, phil, phil, dear" DID DAN JUST CALL HIM DEAR WHATSKSUSNSOSS

[@leela7572]

phils eyelash nah he said "dear me"