Charlie, I Burned the House Down | Two and a Half Men

[@yolandaponkers1581]

Berta’s face when she realized he did burn down the house. 😂

[@tribalchief4066]

I think she felt guilty after finding out it was true in front of Lindsey.

[@drgeetchadha]

Priceless😂

[@TshiamoDre]

*"It's my own fault I let myself believe."* 😂😂😂 Bertha's the greatest of all time. 💀💀💀

[@redips]

It's ok Berta, we all believed lol

[@charlieandthechocfactrules9186]

It was around this time Alan became an irresponsible jerk

[@XxxX-kg2pm]

Alan was always an irresponsible jerk even all the way back in episode 1 when he invited jake to live with charlie without even asking him or even when he first appeared but it was around this time where there were next to no excuses left for him

[@summertime6785]

No, it was the time Alan siphoned gas from Charlie’s tank to compensate himself for less than $50 that he gave to Charlie, and *still* wanted him to pay back the remaining amount(after Charlie was willing to call it even.)

[@gwendolynsmith9532]

Jake is a bit of a slug, but this kid is awful.

[@abehambino]

@@summertime6785yep, him going through that ordeal should’ve evened it out. Him pushing it was way over the line and Charlie has already conceded. He deserved getting kicked out!

[@dsm9785]

Gotta love the look on Berta’s face when she realizes that her comment was true 😳!

[@EastJazzman]

You can't blame someone who wants to kill Alan, he brings it on himself. And Berta's face at 2:41, even she can't believe he was that stupid

[@summertime6785]

I think she’s actually regretting saying that in front of Lyndsey. Adding salt to her wound.

[@gwendolynsmith9532]

Alan apparently thinks Charlie owes him a living. Has he even paid Charlie any rent in the years he’s lived there?

[@brandon074]

@@gwendolynsmith9532 Nope, not one single penny went from Alan to Charlie.

[@EastJazzman]

@@gwendolynsmith9532 Once I would have said that Charlie's owed him after sleeping with Alan's lawyer during his first divorce, thus ending paying a lot of money. But after Alan's second divorce, using his winnings to spend on her, causing his own downfall. At that point Alan has no more room for excuses.

[@alexmax3826]

@@EastJazzmanYh he used to do his job good as well before

[@Stoneman180190]

Alan brings all of this on himself.

[@TshiamoDre]

*"You're right I like her, we got a lot in common."* 😂😂😂

[@redips]

That's why she and charlie should get together.

[@summertime6785]

@@redipsAccording to Lyndsey, she’s not dating someone who, and I quote, *[she’d] have to dip in ammonia before letting them touch [her.]* Funnily enough, Alan makes an even bigger ass of himself in the episode this line was used. *(Skunk, Dog Crap, and Ketchup)*

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

@@redipsThey’re both drunks. You really think that’s a good idea?

[@redips]

@@darkwarriormaster9644 not only drunks, but they both like gambling, sex, they can host swinger parties at his beach house.

[@patrickdornoff2735]

@@darkwarriormaster9644 And are both promiscuous so pretty rich she draws the line with Charlie of all people

[@SilentPlayer1999]

I can just feel the pent up anger Charlie shows in this scene.

[@nicoalexander774]

How Alan was ever able to be forgiven later on for doing this is beyond me! 😂 😂

[@Vjwynne]

Berta whole face expression changed like what 😂😂😂

[@geraldbruce886]

I really loved the show but you have to admit I would understand Charlie's frustration having his idiot brother move in again and again

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

2:55 He means it for Lyndsey, and ONLY Lyndsey.

[@giacomomanca5696]

2:18 😂 Oh Berta, there's no way you can get Alan out of that house.

[@rockercyborg6965]

Even if she tried he’d find a way back in like sneaking through a window (which he did do)

[@giacomomanca5696]

@@rockercyborg6965 Yeah right 😂😅.

[@rockercyborg6965]

@@giacomomanca5696 no really he did,when he showed up back at the house after Kandi kicked him out and Charlie was having a party

[@giacomomanca5696]

@@rockercyborg6965 Ikr 😂 lol.

[@redips]

Alan got it made. Moved in with lyndsey with the boys, away from his evil brother, and next door to judith to drive her crazy. Then he burned her house and back to being a loser.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

One of these moments that make you think Alan is legitimately cursed.

[@charlespeakjr2168]

But Alan got greedy and stupid by trying to have an affair with Melissa when he moved in with Lyndsey. Plus, he was careless and left a lit pipe near the curtains in Lyndsey's home, which started the fire.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

@@charlespeakjr2168 Oh hell yeah! Alan picked a terrible to follow Charlie’s example. Hell, Charlie wasn’t even being a hypocrite when calling Alan out on it because he wasn’t (and couldn’t be) against Alan sleeping with one than woman at time, Charlie was just overall against literally anything that involved Alan living in Charlie’s house.

[@harunkarali720]

2:36 I love Berta xD

[@POPLSEV7]

Charlie's the best🤣💯👍

[@drgeetchadha]

2:41 😂😂😂😂😂 Priceless

[@frankdoe4940]

Dude he does a good job to make you hate Alan’s character.

[@craigsevery6274]

Alan's never moving out.

[@Thanos_Freakshow795]

It's like the house 🏠 loves Alan.

[@FantometteBR]

Alan's life in a nutshell

[@summertime6785]

Listen to Lyndsey, Alan. STOP TALKING!

[@docthemetalfreak]

okay seriously what guy walks into a room after a shower looking like that?

[@fredrichardson8647]

a GAY ONE

[@giacomomanca5696]

Alan Harper

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Actually, go back to the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off.😂

[@docthemetalfreak]

@@charlespeakjr2168 I forgot about that lol

[@fonkamex]

They made Alan more disgusting than usual on these episodes

[@redips]

he's not disgusting, he's just pathetic. lol

[@peterresetz1960]

The more I watch this show, the more I despise the character Alan.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

Does the fact that he always suffers make him less hateable or more hateable?

[@st-dm2lu]

So true. His lies, his stinginess. He was okay, until season 6. Just annoying

[@charlespeakjr2168]

​@@darkwarriormaster9644He goes both ways.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

@@charlespeakjr2168 What do you mean?

[@charlespeakjr2168]

@darkwarriormaster9644 Alan tries to be a decent person, yet gets ridiculed and taken advantage of by his brother, mother, son, Berta, but most of all, Judith. Now, when the few times things do go his way. Alan will get greedy and stupid, does not listen to common sense, and will continue to do the same things that got him in trouble in the first place.

[@joshuapitts-hz1tn]

They should have made allen gay hey was pretty much there

[@Justincrock10]

Except he like women

[@yolandaponkers1581]

And he would’ve been far more likable

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

@@yolandaponkers1581And I think his life would actually be easier.

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Either way, Alan still would have been annoying.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

@@charlespeakjr2168 He’d then be annoying like Jack McFarland from Will & Grace.

[@valberlin9239]

By hating Alan's character and taking him as if he were real, you've just admitted that he is a great actor. But please, carry on. 😊

[@fredrichardson8647]

looks like Lindsey has buyer's remorse

[@Lokiproooo]

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

[@raym6415]

This show was nothing without Charlie and Berta💕😂

[@ricksimon9867]

More proof that the whole "Sheen lost his mind" rubbish was just show.

[@Morelos_Reviews]

Lyndsey looks like a female Adam Scott

[@linaek9685]

Sir Lancelot….

[@touristguy87]

...witih every shot so far!" :)

[@tylersmith9465]

Nice job

[@underwaterlevelz1947]

Charlie should have put a move on lyndsy

[@robquin1525]

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[@tylersmith9465]

I wish according to jim was here that's so 70s cast should be here to

[@tylersmith9465]

When did They choose comedy

[@jamesgarner2103]

this is the gayest look i've ever seen on Alan.

[@CelebrityGamerTV]

No straight man wears a towel on his head after a shower. He should be called “Alana”

[@zaaranashitanawar5585]

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