Medical report on one "Dr. John Johnington Soda" Bob Jefferson was scheduled for a life saving heart surgery he had spent his life savings on, unwilling to pay for the fine of one subscription to the doctors youtube channel, he was dedicated to collecting as much money as possible to save his life. Nurses and family members had been given a peak on the operating floor only to witness John Soda digging through Mr. Jefferson's intestines, screaming quote "GIVE ME YOUR ORGANS." End quote. Arrested for several crimes, Dr.Soda has been given 1 week community service and a 50 Vietnamese Dong fine.
@anonomooose5 ай бұрын
For those wondering 50 Vietamese dong is around 0.0020 usd (less than a cent)
@tobiturbo085 ай бұрын
Meet the Medic but its an actually Insane guy
@gabedoyle55165 ай бұрын
What do you mean insane? This guy is a genius doctor.
@Lean_Dankr5 ай бұрын
POV the medic didnt get his medical license removed
@tobiturbo085 ай бұрын
@@Lean_Dankr Well i dont think Soda ever had one to begin with XD
@Local_7Eleven2 ай бұрын
So just Meet The Medic?
@tobiturbo082 ай бұрын
@@Local_7Eleven nah this guy is worse than medic
@carrioncat5 ай бұрын
every video i watch makes me believe more and more that this guy is a alien learning about humans.
@eevee8135 ай бұрын
Oh this is such a perfect game for you and this channel I can’t believe I didn’t think of it
@RedChems5 ай бұрын
Never really noticed how egg like the human skull is until this video. Truly educational
@Lozinlimbo5 ай бұрын
Found your channel today and I can't stop watching! No seriously, please let me out of the basement :D
Ill definitely do some! Just need to think of a cool idea for the video. And I'll be covering it when the new game mode comes out assuming the performance doesn't get tanked by the update
@SmollRuby5 ай бұрын
@@TwoSoda awsome
@ChiPlaysGames5 ай бұрын
SODA WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
@TwoSoda5 ай бұрын
I like dark greens
@crwlrs5 ай бұрын
how dare youtube question the scientific nature of your educational videos? what has this site come to...
@eduardcardenas97365 ай бұрын
Death
@breakthephysics5 ай бұрын
Soda: *bashes man's skull open with a clock* Soda: "Oh my god? What's so wrong with humans nowadays?"
@fat67765 ай бұрын
Soda is becoming more ethical over time. These patients have the good graces of anesthesia
@ShardtheWolf5 ай бұрын
The patient is ratchet-strapped to the chair
@RedChems5 ай бұрын
Are you saying a brick is not sufficient anesthesia?
@TwoSoda5 ай бұрын
BTW the little blurry line is because I'm using a Valve Index and combining both eyes. if you prefer one eye view only let me know. Also tell me the best VR games I should try!
@zackf135 ай бұрын
i know job sim is a super popular game for vr! also, i think since the majority of the screen is showing the view of one eye, it'd be better to only use the view of the one eye. excited to watch this knowing the kinda stuff you do in people playground
@McZambie12035 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you play Super Hot
@spinthir5 ай бұрын
I agree with zackf13 Job simulator is very fun, I used to play it all the time super fun game
@Old-dec5 ай бұрын
YOU MUST TRY BONELAB YOU MUUUUST
@drowl5155 ай бұрын
I didn't notice It ain't annoying me lol
@nfwrambo5 ай бұрын
Play dead space and face the consequences of your experiments directly
@TwoSoda3 ай бұрын
I'm a huge baby when it comes to scary games I can barely get past the intro for dead space.
@nfwrambo3 ай бұрын
@@TwoSoda that’s even better, record it
@chemben532615 күн бұрын
Please do it I really want to see you, it’s my birthday u know
@shrek-09875 ай бұрын
I think Soda needs to make merch that says "Ok he loves it" on it lol
@Nataniahuahu5 ай бұрын
7:37* Rips out organs* 'is he bleeding?' lmao
@egg36665 ай бұрын
Oh boy I cant wait till we see whatever magical way he finds to create Garfield in vr
@CoCoPuff3315 ай бұрын
I want that now 😢
@Bas3m3ntRaT5 ай бұрын
bro is tf2 medic wtf
@WolfeWonderZ5 ай бұрын
TwoSoda, Master surgeon of “normal” people, It’s come to our attention that your body count of (at least) 6 during this visual demonstration has unfortunately led to some *minor* infractions on your record as a medical professional. You’ve successfully performed one eye replacement surgery, one heart replacement surgery, one dental surgery, and one brain replacement surgery during your time here. However, we’re gonna have to revoke your license as the patients now won’t stop screaming (if they can). We’ve heard news that the last doctor we fired went to mercenary work, maybe you can join him. Sincerely, Head Council of Medical Practice (As a sidenote, our reviewers of your footage were well-entertained by your humor despite the situation unfolding.)
@Hotshot_Thomas5 ай бұрын
Twosoda 10th class
@Nataniahuahu5 ай бұрын
5:12 Soda purring while opening their vict- patients eyes
@clownRatcity5 ай бұрын
Sounded like a pigeon to me
@CodWalrus5 ай бұрын
Knowing this man’s profession, I'm not sure I trust him to judge humans as broken.
@Greg37065 ай бұрын
Made me go “hehe” real hard several times. Not to mention the sheer amount of abnormally hard nose breaths.
@zingaao5 ай бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and said ruh roh.
@EnderThePirate5 ай бұрын
What really happens when soda does his people playground surgeries:
@SacGlow2 ай бұрын
Me when I become a surgeon but the intrusive thoughts kick in: 6:37
@nickf.7475 ай бұрын
hoo boy, i haven't thought about surgeon sinulater in YEARS. thank you for reintroducing me to its casual insanity
@sofanumbers25 ай бұрын
I’m liking the variety content, keep it up!
@therealtreehugger4 ай бұрын
HAHAGAHA "oh and, viewer discretion advised, i guess" ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@starrygoose5 ай бұрын
YES! LOBOTOMY SPEEDRUN!
@Zech845 ай бұрын
you are truly inspiring. you have made me realise my destiny and now i too am a Bioengineer. you see, I too have made horrors beyond gods feeble plan. take human torpedo, or chest face for example.
@J-A-R-C-1235 ай бұрын
I hour gang 😊 👇
@N1ghtfall4045 ай бұрын
please get blood trail it suits your personality extremely well
@trainiumm5 ай бұрын
I can feel these videos making me a better person just by watching them 🥰
@Pathfinderthingyiforgot5 ай бұрын
You're like the Like a surgeon by weird al song
@mramongs22312 ай бұрын
these ones are so good too, why does nobody watch these and only the people playground videos? Also congratulations bro, I remember you had a video where you said you wanted to have a thousand subs for a couple of ages, now you almost have 30k, good job
@helioline15322 ай бұрын
Agreed, they're missing out; him ripping _an entire ribcage_ out and immediately snatching out random organs absolutely sent me
@SeaIbass5 ай бұрын
Who gave this dude a vr!?
@TwoSoda5 ай бұрын
I gave myself VR cause i'm a big boy
@grind-v3s5 ай бұрын
Where you get your license? :\
@euantheyutyrannus5 ай бұрын
6:33 pure soda energy 8:42 some more 10:56
@matthewhahn1375 ай бұрын
Wow! This was a great informative video! I hope this video gets pushed to more people!
@TwoSoda5 ай бұрын
Thanks! I'm working hard on being diverse I hope KZbin gets with the program soon
@macaroon_nuggets80085 ай бұрын
I feel like you would enjoy being a Japanese scientist from 1937-1945.
@Themysteriousilluminator5 ай бұрын
Have you seed hard bullet vr? Also its a bit off of your channels norm but i cant help but recommend a free game called voices of the void even if you don't put it on KZbin.
@FrankieKitty5 ай бұрын
make a slugcat. it's from a game called rain world. look it up. also i love your videos, we share the same fucked up mind :3
@jamesaimshigher19 күн бұрын
13k?!?! Nah, I got a buddy who can do it cheaper
@goldengolem46705 ай бұрын
As someone who has just had their wisdom teeth removed i have to say that i completely recomend Dr. Soda, i only mostly wish to die!
@SvevskyАй бұрын
2:16 barely started the video and he is doing a historically accurate lobotomy
@helioline15322 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you try the ambulance operations, this was funny as hell
@heliummaster66283 ай бұрын
now i know that next time i have a surgery, i’ll be in responsible hands!
@kattastic99995 ай бұрын
BLADE AND SORCERY???? Oh I am _excited_
@thrackerzod60975 ай бұрын
It's all fun and games until this guy actually enters medical school
@The_Jho5 ай бұрын
You remind me of the medic from tf2, but somehow more insane
@nyantacoplayz74934 ай бұрын
6:08 that baka already incinerated my lil left sanity
@RealAkuma9902 ай бұрын
he just murdered him thousands of times lol
@ThelittIemouse5 ай бұрын
proud to say i've been here since the beginning ❤
@mandyrobertson16963 ай бұрын
O god who gave him a medical license
@doughboywhine2 ай бұрын
Bro apprenticed under Dr. Pepper
@SirFingleton5 ай бұрын
8:54 i dare you to get a++ with the original mouse and keyboard controls
@TwoSoda5 ай бұрын
That's easier than using my own hands lol
@ItzMeImAlive5 ай бұрын
530th like
@KingGodzillaFan5 ай бұрын
cheese
@bistrochefwithepilepsy5 ай бұрын
MINNESOTA!
@sc98715 ай бұрын
love this
@you_are_being_judged5 ай бұрын
your
@monke77295 ай бұрын
Im addicted to your Videos :3
@TwoSoda5 ай бұрын
Thank you monke
@RoyaItee5 ай бұрын
twosoda knows all about surgery because of his background in "People Playground"
@komodo-dragon5 ай бұрын
game name?
@TwoSoda5 ай бұрын
Surgeon Simulator : Experiance Reality
@Hootstifer5 ай бұрын
This guy have kung-furgeon 12:51
@The_Nailsmith2 ай бұрын
Our your 1000th like
@TwoSoda2 ай бұрын
I appreciate you
@The_Nailsmith2 ай бұрын
@@TwoSoda thanks for being funny
@ReedUhOh5 ай бұрын
something about Soda's videos is so ungodly relatable
@Soggywaffles-the-real5 ай бұрын
🤫🧏♂️
@Soggywaffles-the-real5 ай бұрын
🤫🧏♂️
@wongadonga54505 ай бұрын
mogged by soggy waffles
@JustCheakingIn5 ай бұрын
First ❤
@KingGodzillaFan5 ай бұрын
i was lol anyway what does it even matter
@McZambie12035 ай бұрын
@@KingGodzillaFanhis says 22 and yours 21, but it really doesn't matter yeah
@JustCheakingIn5 ай бұрын
@@KingGodzillaFan oop- your comment didn't load for me so I thought I was first lol-
@Seratonin_Hunter3 ай бұрын
Laser can't go through him because he's an actual evil deity
@lilnasnusnus78675 ай бұрын
U know it’s gonna be a good all nighter when soda droüs