Types Of Drug Dealers

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[@TricxptFor3]

“I smoke this with my dog in the morning, he’s my accountant now.” *That fact that it literally makes no sense has got me dying*

[@Judah98]

"Hey Rocky, how much is my taxes this year?" "Ruff!" 🤣😂🤦😆😁

[@bulldog0877]

I cried screaming

[@Ashmaryarose]

LMAOOOO this dealer has big claims

[@wtfimcrying]

This shit put my sides in orbit

[@Thawhid]

Makes total lights

[@8029x]

“He called me back in a polish accent asking for a Z, I was flabbergasted” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Trekzity]

Ye

[@Theearthyexplorer1]

I gave a chinese broda the same ting yeah... He calls back with a polish accent wanting a Z... I was flabergasted... 😂😂😂😂😬

[@Siggi_G]

@SPIE Official Jak nie wiesz jaki to polski akcent XD każdy wie jak polski akcent brzmi w języku angielskim

[@Siggi_G]

@SPIE Official Musiał byś posłuchać Polaka takiej wiesz, typowej cebuli i dopiero byś zrozumiał

[@BiletTeam]

Jesteś Polakiem to masz polski akcent, oczywiście też bez takich łebków co mocne G wyciągają i nie mają ochoty poprawiać swojego języka

[@aleksanderblinn4492]

KURVA MUCH

[@OfficialRaddeck]

@SPIE Official Imagine speaking English without an English accent, it's like pronouncing English words as if they were Polish. That's what Polish accent mean 🙂

[@eapeneapen6875]

"i smoked this with my dog in the morning...he's my accountant now" lmfao apnaj with another banger

[@khaldrogo6130]

Rocky giving man bere Tax write-offs😂

[@rashidakennedy5203]

Ya

[@RealJewels]

REPENT JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK JOHN 3:16

[@benhaze7468]

@@RealJewels let him com i got enough Mary for the both of us

[@hassan.hadier]

"she turned her weed into wood" wallahi im rolling on the floor this guy is elite deserves a millon subs right this second

[@rirri2386]

Stop using wallahi in vain lol

[@husamjaw1747]

@@rirri2386 wallah you are right

[@ahmedgadeIhaq]

@@husamjaw1747 wallahi bruv u right

[@TheBanana93]

@@rirri2386 wallahi what is wallahi? wallahi

[@kristyandesouza5980]

What's wallahi

[@balladin9200]

Apnaj is going to call him underrated until everyone on this planet know about him 😂

[@lorraine4458]

And rightfully so! 🙏🏾😂

[@HyperBoss]

He is underrated

[@imcontemptwithlife4155]

@@HyperBoss he’s not

[@orkida2918]

‘ I gave my auntie the same thing yesterday and now I call her uncle’ ayo she be transforming 😭💀

[@tahaelhour690]

Ugh-A-A-A-AHH

[@4everpku]

turned the weed into wood xD

[@orkida2918]

@@4everpku 😭🌞

[@yashasvik2958]

She be like a robot in disguise man

[@orkida2918]

@@yashasvik2958 for reals

[@Ghost____Rider]

"Key Stage 2 Success in English" had me rolling 😂

[@JG-mz2lq]

Im a growwwwn mann fam

[@ammarnabikhan4810]

When he pulled out the kettle that was one of the funniest shit ever 😂

[@DomHealy]

🤣 They always be trying to sell you some extra random shit you don’t expect.

[@cameronradcliffe4582]

Grammar

[@MrSkillfish]

Damn that teapot hit hard because i had someone trying to sell me an water tap seperatly to the water sink

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

I'm actually screaming.

[@dagan6262]

“I was flabbergasted” 💀

[@khaldrogo6130]

Turned weed into wood😭

[@toni7808]

The textbook had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@dregrant8262]

This man knows how funny he is and the amount of recognition he deserves... GIVE HIM HIS DUE !

[@Londanny]

Man actually brought out a real kettle for sale instead of a "Kettle" 🤣

[@rez1k199]

His dogs his accountant I’m done 😂😂😂

[@RandomlyGenius]

"I smoke this with my dog in the morning" 😁🤣🤣

[@clock5351]

"Turn the weed into wood" got me on the floor bro

[@user-dc9rf1sy1m]

"I was flabbergasted" got me big time cheesing bro! Love your comedy

[@user-pp3gt8ch1v]

Them moments when your dog turns into an accountant.

[@rango-konk]

Love from India man.. Your skits are funny AF.

[@AM-ey5tc]

"I smoked this with my dog he's my accountant now" 😂

[@smokey8786]

‘You can’t go to Asda and ask for a 3.5’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KakarotOwns]

Damn, turning the weed into wood lol.

[@leonford779]

“she turned the weed into wood” MANS A COMEDIC GENIUS😭🐐

[@chalokhele5031]

Auntie turned the weed into wood, yo someone get this man red card 😂 this man has some bangers

[@nicholasali2182]

When the plug wants to buy his own product, we have a problem 💯

[@Dadsgotnoclue]

This guy just keeps hitting every note 💪

[@plutoreturns9630]

When he gets out the kettle 😂 And then the KS2 English 😭💀💀💀 I'm fucking gone

[@raykage_]

These just get better and better😂😂😂

[@davidhensley3079]

"I gave a Chinese brotha the same fing yeah? He calls me back with a Polish accent, asking for a zed! I was flabbergasted!" This is my new discord quote

[@linagg2806]

Always amazed by the ones that don’t smoke🤣 you’re too funny🤣🤣🤣

[@kazoud290]

So funny how you can see progressively through the vid that he's trying not to laugh and at the end he's just constantly smiling

[@dregrant8262]

Presents elementary English book* "You need that " "Bro I'm a grown man" "Ain't you got a lil brother in school tho..?" 🤣

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Key stage 2 English, hahaha, too funny 😂

[@lordofstuff_]

"Know anyone who needs a kettle bro? Fire pot" lmfao

[@z3dda]

I’ve defo come across the guy who asks for equipment and selling a random side thing 😂

[@prodbydripz9676]

The dog bark saying “no” just was too funny bro😂😂

[@litapd311]

he tried to get the loud back from his customer, too funny

[@kpmotion2454]

Yo that KS2 english book still available??

[@mateenhajii]

mans in year 5

[@sebastian6845]

'She turned the weed into wood' This guy always ends on the funniest lines

[@thehermit6198]

Bro this is brilliant. The mind and sense of humour is on another level.

[@JPatelLive]

FLABBERGASTED, YOU KNOW!? 😂 😎 🖖🏾

[@bonafidemonafide7810]

"gave this to a chinese guy the other day? Called me back with a polish accent" I CANT

[@accidentalgenius8252]

Weird, in The Netherlands this is a whole different experience. If this was my dealer I would be hella annoyed! I want in and out fast, I said fast

[@nawazmohammed7519]

Bro ur too funny n spot on 😂💯 this 1 had me laughing too hard 🤣

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

I like this Christmas Present to us, haha

[@shaykhyaseen]

man sed flabbergasted 🤣🤣🤣 he prolly heard tht in custody

[@ARTinDECAY]

This bringing me back to the time my plug said he’d give me a free packwood if I have him my ninja blender😭

[@8acun]

LOL so true... this guy always used to sell deoderant, high end perfumes, and random tech gear

[@hayaaco4432]

"bro im a grown man" 😂😂😂😂

[@ziq1450]

The sound effect during the kettle got me

[@REDTAPS]

man said "flammergasted" xD

[@TheOfficialAKAY]

You a legend ApnaJ. All your vids have me rollin😂😂

[@alexg1778]

You forgot the "5 minutes bro" dealer. The one that keeps telling you they're 5 minutes away for an hour.

[@justind6983]

This guy said, “This is illicit business” 🤣, I could not take you serious after that

[@ilostmyotheracc8704]

aye big man how you know that....WYM this aint a wire this my shirt

[@tormendor8585]

1:20 bro id never answer that type of a question from a sketchy guy xD

[@flappyjackbandergast4393]

Man asked for his loud back 🤣😂🤣

[@asdfasdf-ob7mo]

brother was flabbergasted 😭💀

[@disiciplined8451]

man whipped out the trap phone aswell

[@psizzle8541]

this is so on point lmao. I had a dealer try to sell me pitbull puppies once

[@rowbotia]

you missed the lonely dealer who acts like your his best friend and just calls you all the time and clings to you

[@Daniel-wb4lr]

My dealer would often have other stuff for sale, fake £20 notes for £5, tobacco, even condoms! That was 18 years back

[@SIRXNZ]

"Top lipstick" I see what you did there 😂

[@somenothing7914]

the hype dude is so true hahaha. most of my dealers. but like my friend told me, yr supposed to gas up yr own shit, everyone does

[@LlamaWarriorMan]

That's weak. Lol drugs sell themselves. Word of mouth is strong. If your product is legit, and your prices are fair, shit will move.

[@BronzeTF]

That throw at 0:29 was so accurate it caught me off guard, not even looking at the guy either lmfao

[@itsJP302]

This dude always got me 💀😂

[@themohas3243]

1:39 ay why was his spud so aggressive 😂😂😭😭

[@alpscarlett8897]

The guy who acts like u get for free omg i did not expect this to be that accurate

[@YungEb_]

You can't go ASDA and order a 3.5 😂😂😂

[@Ap2hunna]

I was flabbergasted

[@_yellow8816]

"man was flabbergasted" lmao

[@ronaldporter2654]

Man said flabbergasted 😭😭

[@iamthelostsavant]

Apnaj is too under rated keep grinding dude

[@HiTechReviewsUKI]

Weed into wood😭😭😭 man's rolling here🤣🤣

[@RasLunacy]

"Had me flabbergasted" im done lmfaoo

[@ammad761]

Never get high of your own supply - scarface

[@Daniel-kk4oz]

I was flabbergasted 😂😂😂

[@slay3374]

The miscellaneous items 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ijwd424]

The kettle took me out 😭😭

[@JoeClones]

The dog accountant one spun me

[@kamalbhattarai1590]

"I call her uncle now" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@novakalbatross6274]

You got any chip on you by any chance Lmaooooooooo

[@markmaina5271]

😂😂weed into wood yeah?💀🧑‍🦯

[@phamaadgibson4566]

The dog bark😭😭😂

[@bxnts]

Man spudded the camera with vim 😭😭

[@barati6943]

“She turned the weed into wood” 😂😂😂😂

[@DJCrisisUK]

"you can't go to asda and ask for a 3.5" 🤣🤣🤣 you in the wrong part of London cuz.

[@LightBringer666]

Canadian dealer: you order it and pay online, they deliver it to your house in about an hour and it's top quality

[@marcalamara5525]

The kettle done me haha

[@FF-pq2ex]

nah when he pulled out the text book

[@andrewmtgx]

"I was flabbergasted 💀"

[@michaelmurphy6285]

It's the "OHHH..." at the end that changed my laughing into coughing.

[@camronbashorun2369]

Is no one gonna talk about that spud that was deadly man had the power of god behind that spud

[@adams3552]

The most successful dealers are the ones that run it like an actual business and yes customer service comes with that. Just make sure people know you ain't playin if they think they can get cheeky

[@1ceb0xcfbl]

Word!

[@aliirfan8499]

I had a dealer who used to say one of his relative died whenever he didn't have stuff

[@adams3552]

@@aliirfan8499 lmao part time dealers

[@silverlake973]

The last guy my friend knew was exactly like that first one, apparently.

[@tm24s90]

I was flabbergasted 🤣🤣

[@Cephalon67]

mans pulled out a flip phone 🤣

[@SgtxAnus]

i dunno why but british crime is just funny. Like ok mr chimney sweep whatever you say.

[@thefalsebaconing]

'mans sellin lipstick' 🤣🤡