Typical meals in the military for each branch

Funny military skits from a chairforce veteran
IG: Buffnerdd

[@_LuxStein]

First thing the video says is "trigger warning" and yet here you all are, triggered.

[@intdisaster]

Quite a ratio

[@tapesquid874]

>trigger warning >actually triggers people i expect nothing less

[@latefordinner4513]

First thing I realized after opening the comments 😂😂😂

[@MALEVOLENTKITCHENN]

You’re NOT him bro 😂👎

[@mytruthmylife8725]

🙄

[@matchedplayer979]

Everyone clowning on the coast guard until they are stranded out at sea

[@bowlman_]

Yeah it'll be so great to get the same help as any old person that could happen by in their boat just to be bragged at by fat sweaty dudes

[@trypl3372]

At least the puddle pirates has some use

[@TheDemsk]

@@trypl3372 "puddle pirates" LOL

[@tronovich]

I wish I went to the Coast Guard instead of the Marines.

[@ceo9395]

@@trypl3372 they'd beat you lmao

[@OnTheSwitch]

Dang Marines must be running out of funds if they can’t even have Crayola

[@MattFoleysGhost]

Why Crayons tho? 😆

[@OnTheSwitch]

@@MattFoleysGhost cuz Marines love crayons

[@juuzous5232]

The crayons are really good😫

[@OnTheSwitch]

@@juuzous5232 ikr

[@Ray-ul9rw]

Lmao

[@eupi9098]

I'm going to be honest. I've been going to the beach my whole life, and never once was it gone. Coast guard doing work

[@G8tr1522]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Void-y6j]

Not for long

[@liwiathan]

What time some people managed actually steal a beach

[@WHITEKody]

What do you mean😅😅😅 ​@@Void-y6j

[@Void-y6j]

@@WHITEKody I'm going to steal the coast

[@RyujinRoninReach]

When branches talk s**t about each other I don’t see it as spiteful It reminds me of going on school field trips and making enemies of other schools

[@pooperstalker2818]

Yeah but it’s never funny because it’s always the same, army=basic marine=crayon navy=gay Air Force= rich. I mean I guess you can’t expect much from the military since they mostly recruit poor people who are uneducated.

[@lilbig948]

@@pooperstalker2818 the military recruits poor dumb people? Have you heard of the Naval Academy... or the Air Force Academy? Pretty bold of you to call people who risk their lives for you dumb when you cry over stubbing you’re toe. Your name is fitting.

[@weiwu1442]

@@lilbig948 its not really a secret that the us military disproportionately recruits way more poor people than those in the middle class, not really sure why you’d be offended by it

[@Dragging79]

@@pooperstalker2818 i get it. It's always the same. Typically made by army veterans calling Marine's stupid crayon eaters and the navy gay. I was a seabee building army FOBs In Afghanistan. We would catch army guy's doing each other in supply containers. Much more gays in the army compared to the navy. They call the Marine's stupid. I went to college and knew a lot of fellow veterans. Lot's of extremely smart Marine's and the one's barely getting it were army veterans. You do have a twisted mind set on the military. I served with plenty of men and women who earned a degree while serving and some even earned a masters. Most everyone else enrolled into a trade school or college after completing their service. So the military aren't a bunch a morons running around waiting for orders. They join to serve their country and travel. I've been to over 63 different countries. It would behoove of you to not be so bigoted in your views and realize, not everyone wants to enter college not knowing what they want to major in. Some people want to see the world and figure their lives out. Army, Navy, Marine, and Air Force. Lot's of smart individuals who serve with honor. Keep in mind. It's harder to get into the military than it is into college.

[@pooperstalker2818]

​@@lilbig948 They risk their lives for the interest of congress and those who have their hand up their ass. I feel pity for you.

[@david.6505]

Hey, the Coast Guard has saved my ass before. Massive respect to those guys and their incredible response times.

[@issacs1646]

What happened that day?

[@edp-gb6yz]

yep they dont mess about

[@oddisire]

Story?

[@oddisire]

@@david.6505 oh nice, good to hear you're safe

[@david.6505]

@@oddisire Thanks me too!

[@georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839]

Army skills: marching Marine skills: dying Navy skills: sailing but no sail boats anymore Air Force skills: press buttons in cockpit Coast Guard skills: ultra dynamic helicopter tether rescue on 60 foot cross hatched waves in 90 mph winds in -30 F Bering Sea winter dropping tether in between ship mast snags to pull profusely bleeding almost dead fisherman off deck

[@dougmartinez8928]

Army skills: marching....away from the battle....fucking pussies. Coast guard fucking destroys

[@JesusChrist2000BC]

Army one should be sweeping mopping and cleaning.

[@doejon9424]

This meme was lame.. the Coast Guard is absolutely real & they need more skills than the Air Force.. he fails to realize that only maybe 15% of the Airforce are actually legitimate pilots. The rest of the jobs revolve around them.. I've met some complete hardhass Coast Guard individuals than would make an Air Force desk jokey quiver. Lame.

[@kkandsims4612]

Outta all of them I would wanna be in the coast Guard the least I seen a lot of war movies I could Handel the training I mean no ones ever really ready fir real true war but the fucking cost Guard is like watched the garduian you can get me in pools u am so scared of water yet them MF will drowned trying to save u like place in Alaska gotta a bitch to be in charge in

[@doejon9424]

@@kkandsims4612 You would end up get blasted by a cartel member during a drug search & seize. They patrol the waters & do more than 85% of the hAir Force.

[@pepperedmeats1259]

Dang they only got Cra Z art crayons? I thought they’d have crayola at least

[@holdenbostocky1998]

CraZart crayons suckkkkk

[@alyzluke801]

Budget cuts

[@nicholasbrando7051]

Dam I thought I was so creative thinking of this same comment idea and the first comment I see when I go to write the same thing is this.

[@medusasunshine4705]

Right SMH

[@spacedout4061]

@@alyzluke801 LOL I cant imagine a military that gets hundreds of billions of dollars a year could have budget cuts

[@timfirst3536]

Space Force = Astronaut Ice Cream

[@seedinc8429]

Steak n fries in a tube

[@dacoconutking]

Scrambled eggs in a can

[@Deadassbruhfrfr]

More like freeze dried semen in a bag 🍆💦

[@timfirst3536]

@@Deadassbruhfrfr No, that's the Space Navy 🤣

[@Deadassbruhfrfr]

@@timfirst3536 nigga what do you think, "astronaut icecream" is? 🍦🍦🍦 it comes in only one flavor. And that's "vanilla"

[@WNDegen]

Man, it sucks being a marine, can't even eat the box with the crayons

[@kallmety5815]

Look at this man over here spitting facts

[@legion6211]

@@kallmety5815 Baby. You eat the paper with it

[@catty8722]

I always eat the rapper of the crayons 😋

[@Mattioka]

@@catty8722 yes the rapper of the crayons make great music.

[@dankdayeet3851]

😭✨😂

[@airmane.9487]

The steak in the Air Force looks way better than that. Always got my ribeye cooked medium when I was on meal card. The food was the only thing I missed about living in the dorms lol

[@frankbrown917]

Facts!🤣

[@SE-ih9pg]

You mean medium rare right? T

[@thenexus7343]

@@SE-ih9pg as long as its not well done, its fine imo

[@forefatherofmankind3305]

And Here comes the boaster ...

[@ds_axe12]

@ツ - Yeah, I hate when people say that too. But some people think that they always know everything about everything and then when they get proven wrong, they get all butthurt.

[@rudeonion2816]

Army: Thanks...mom... Marines: UGH why can't we get Crayola!? Navy: *depression* Air force: *pats mouth with napkin* this food is bussi- I mean, delightful! Coast guard: 👁👄👁

[@moriartythelesbian]

Crayola

[@rudeonion2816]

@@weewoahhh BRUH

[@kkandsims4612]

Aren’t Marie’s like the badass of the branches tho like the air force can have its steak Marie’s bring us home our victories that world war 2 pic of the flag not army not Air Force not navy I have big respect for the cost so I’ll keep quite but marines yea

[@humayerajannathiya6882]

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[@humayerajannathiya6882]

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[@aewhatever]

It's kinda odd funny everyone ranks on the coast guard. They are the most active out of all the branches.

[@Undomaranel]

Which is exactly why our coasties are degraded and mocked. Everyone else feels the need to try and drag them down to their level, lol, nothing drags down the Coast Guard.

[@imretro2182]

I always thought I’d the coast guard as a police unit

[@flori4926]

Can't even have Roseart

[@mikeylikesit525]

Bro he gave the Navy cat food and raw hot dogs and the Marines a box of crayons. Clearly this isn't meant to be that serious bro.

[@flori4926]

@@mikeylikesit525 pp hotdog

[@VetteDaily]

Everyone hates on the Coast Gaurd because they know there some of the bravest people out there saving lives every day. Tough love as they say.

[@heliveruscalion9124]

yeah, like, at least the other branches deal with disasters _after_ the hurricane goes through, coast guard is stuck with being in the middle of the shit all the time, respect

[@rl4127]

Why so butt-hurt, Coasties? Every other branch is okay with getting joked on except the CG.

[@thaddeusal-britani1099]

*They’re**

[@mrfixit3666]

@@heliveruscalion9124 do the Coast Guard have to go through seeing the best friend get shot in the head? Do they got to pull the trigger on what they know may just be a kid fighting for some Bullshit reason? Are they the ones getting their legs blown off by I.E.D's? Once all that happens then they're part of the military.

[@tonytheg6612]

@@mrfixit3666 so if you are in the army and never see your friend get shot in the head are you really in the army? Just because you don’t have traumatic experiences doesn’t mean you aren’t doing your job serving the country, enough with the big dick contest bud.

[@napoleondynamite931]

I, as a man of the coast guard, actually agree with this statement. They’re more of a government agency like the fbi than a military force.

[@kalebgonzales4009]

Actually, you guys are the median between military and national security. You have both worlds, because you get military vehicles and boats while guarding your homeland.

[@Doc_Hawk]

The term you are looking for is Uniformed Service.

[@loydevan1311]

They are much better than the FBI!

[@LemonDuc]

I always felt bad watching the marines eating their crayons in tent city, while I watched them from my air conditioned personal barrack enjoying my steak.

[@wesleywyndam-pryce4081]

😂😂😂

[@fshn4x4]

In Iraq I watched Marines sweat it out in tents while air conditioned pods were available, solely because their commander wanted them to "keep their edge." Marines make me nervous.

[@randomguy-cg1fz]

Lmao

[@gabrielkelly2631]

@@fshn4x4"keep your edge" passed out of heatstroke cuz. Happen to me at my MOS school I went to was at twentynine palms I got the old butthole thermometer 🌡️

[@runswithraptors]

@@gabrielkelly2631 thank you for sharing

[@rafaelgonzalez7075]

You left out the candle for the Air Force, I gotta have a candle

[@luke_fabis]

Yeah, in 1945. It’s an RGBWW LED mood light with a gentle pulsating rhythm these days.

[@josiahdiggs5186]

@@luke_fabis Facts

[@antreaskonstantinou8585]

@@luke_fabis and an Amazon echo to operate it

[@rwjbush]

See... this guy gets it

[@arthur1543]

Haha Lunchables are better than mre’s Trained with the Marines once, they got me hooked on the grape crayons.

[@anotherdayanotherslay8269]

Ah, yes crayons are a delicacy meal for my classmates in preschool

[@american_catt347]

Future marines

[@raptorz3451]

Imagine if coast guard wasn’t a thing, all those modern pirates would be stealing thing left, right and centre.

[@Smelly556]

True,but they just seem like the navy but they DONT get drunk 24/7

[@Smelly556]

@@lilteachr all my dad was get drunk in Mexico and Hawaii and he served in the navy

[@rokuyasu9143]

They're literally one piece marines

[@tylerreeves7972]

@@Smelly556 your dad is just a alcoholic, being in the navy has nothing to do with it.

[@Smelly556]

@@tylerreeves7972 oh I know that,it was the navy that made him a drunkard,all the photos I have of he and his friends are all of then chugging a beer. According to him,his friends peer pressured him but I doubt it

[@LeftvsReich]

Hey now, we Marines like our crayons steamed and well seasoned, not just straight from the box. We aren't savages.

[@blackirontarkus2672]

how tf yall be steaming it tho? Sweat and body heat?

[@TerraHv1]

@@blackirontarkus2672 Obviously you've never seen an MRE. Those things come with steam bags for your crayons and a salt and pepper packet.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@TerraHv1 Dont eat the nacho cheese if you value your innards.

[@american_catt347]

Some are savages and they eat the off-brand crayons, others like them with spices and salt and pepper, and I personally color my teeth with them

[@javousdeck6084]

The coast guard deserves respect, especially since their all volunteers

[@colincampbell4092]

You no regardless the branch if you enlist you are volunteering

[@jhino2926]

😂

[@MunKDaDDyy]

well this is the dumbest comment I've ever seen, congratulations

[@nicedreams7192]

Idk lads, trollface pfp combined with the comment and misused form of they're. I'm gonna say this is bait.

[@JJ_957]

The coast guard deserves respect *yes* Especially since they're all volunteers *Nani!??*

[@PixeIated]

"we're the coast guard, because when you're here, you're family" -peter griffin

[@zoot7981]

*proceeds to eat Italian food*

[@jcd5979]

🤣🤣🤣 I love that episode

[@daveintheAM]

*passes out from 6th helping of olive garden*

[@matttheman9740]

Even family Guy dedicated an entire episode making fun of coast guard and another ep with jokes about how airforce are stuck up lol

[@newatlantisrepublic6844]

Forgot to have romantic dinner music in the background for airforce.

[@jsprite123]

And it better be Classical music.

[@Ash-bv8rt]

Everybody be laughing at the coast guard, saying they ain’t a real branch… just wait until your boat sinks and nobody comes to save you so you drown. Think about that. My dad is an Active Duty Officer in the CGIS (Coast Guard Investigation Services). He’s been working for 17 years. Just wait until they save your life one day and think back on your words.

[@jeffreyloskoskill4901]

I completely agree. Just last night I was watching Deadliest Catch and the Coast Guard is held in the absolute highest regard with all the fishermen because there the ones that actually do the heroic rescues when shit goes wrong in the ocean.

[@markleeswatermelon9263]

i highly respect coast guards cuz idk how to swim.

[@imretro2182]

I always feel like the coast guards were a emergency service like the police of firemen not military

[@MirekFe]

_The coast guard isn't a real branch_ **Suddenly my boat hits something, and begins to drown with me. No help comes my way.** _I regret nothing...._

[@imretro2182]

@@MirekFe I’d rather die then admit that the coast guard is a branch

[@TheScaredHorrorGamer]

Fuck yeah, Lunchables. Now I have a solid reason to go for the Army.

[@humayerajannathiya6882]

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[@AJgaming-ce1ln]

Representing MREs

[@WhisperThorns]

Representing meals rejected by the enemy❤

[@YourboyMax-q7g]

Lead

[@DarkNodachi]

Lead

[@stinker145r6]

The coast guard is a real branch thank you, my dad served 22 years and is 80% disabled.

[@themrlupo3591]

You don’t understand satire huh?

[@Ibol406]

Army: every 6 year olds fav snack Marines: It TaStE lIkE cOlOrS!!! Navy: looks disgusting but is pretty good Puddle pirates: depression Air Force: high society!

[@AshLordCurry]

"looks disgusting" wtf

[@410x10]

Nah dude the joke with the navy is that they're gay. They love inhaling those wieners.

[@Ibol406]

@@410x10 thats exactly what i ment 😏

[@RoosterDirt]

I was in the CG. We actually ate pretty fuckin good.

[@colin8477]

Navy: looks like a delicious pile of dicks *

[@commanderdoof9696]

I like how everybody makes fun of the air force but moments later you all need air support

[@55inchSamsungTV]

It’s a joke. It’s just military banter that civilians take very seriously lol.

[@monkey23cf94]

Every other military has airplanes so don’t even

[@commanderdoof9696]

Uh the army and space force kinda doesn’t so no

[@michaelmappin4425]

Then in flies the Navy with their carrier based jets.

[@testerwulf3357]

Funny enough: Half the time air back up isn’t even from the air force! Other branches own planes too

[@thomasonrockofelt7195]

Chair Force: WHERE in the Dickens is my Beef Wellington and Caviar? CHIMSLEY!!!! 👏🧐

[@thepyromaniac1582]

It's all fun in games until you need air support

[@eugeneflores6153]

They don't need air support if they stop breathing on the ground 🤣

[@testerwulf3357]

You’re right! Then they’ll call in the navy with their planes or even the army with their planes :]

[@coldpiepoker]

coast guard kinda have one of the most important jobs in the branches. they stop drug boats, illegal immigrants, etc.

[@redguy8941]

I would go with saving lives before the bullshit like the failed drug war and immigration

[@coldpiepoker]

Yeah but the coast guard, do save lives...

[@poopworth8629]

there’s nothing wrong with “illiegal” immigrants most of them are trying to find a better life for their families

[@coldpiepoker]

there is, since if you don't own legal citizenship, you get arrested

[@poopworth8629]

@@coldpiepoker but how does that put the people trying to get better lives in the wrong

[@tupac1971ever]

When I was in the Army(not even 10yrs ago) we had some chairforce stationed on our base (ft. Bliss) & they got paid extra $$ to make up for "the lower level quality of living they had to deal with there" I was like wtf?? Where's my extra $$? Now I'm an unemployed vet asking the same thing lol.

[@trinityboyle7753]

everyones hating on the coast guard until they're out at sea, then its all apologies and begging for forgiveness

[@themrlupo3591]

From what the glorified water TSA

[@blazevfx4891]

What everyone else sees: this dude clowning The Coast Guard What I see: GLIZZY

[@ThemistoclesWon]

What you see: GLIZZY What I see: a joke about people in the navy being gay

[@eddieandrews3335]

When the Coast Guard save your ass you'll change their meal to a Michellen Star Gordon Ramsey feast

[@watermelon5537]

I really hate when people call things “not a real branch” I honestly don’t mind jokes but the coast guard IS a real beach and they save a TON of lives

[@cameroncashatt692]

They are no longer a branch of the military. That is what this guy is referring to

[@SgtRudySmith31bRet]

Puddle pirates were D.O.T. then D.O.D. and now they are homeland security, so not a real branch.

[@anthonyst-onge]

Yeah, well they aren’t made of sand so they can’t be a beach

[@whatsupdoc9833]

@@SgtRudySmith31bRet so the coast guard didnt seve in Vietnam, but they did on the Mekong delta. I was coast guard during that period. Actually during war time they are a department of the navy.

[@SgtRudySmith31bRet]

@@whatsupdoc9833 actually during times of "war" the coast guard falls under the dod. The US hasn't declared war since WW2. I never said that they didn't serve in conflicts they served in Korea Vietnam Iraq Afghanistan and Africa.

[@peaceout4633]

The crayons are actually true, my grandpa is a marine he said “I wish I had the crazy art brand those are the luxury” lol- but they do actually have to eat red crayons

[@charawarawa]

Wait why- I don’t know much about marines

[@ajaxsakaraplayz4070]

@@charawarawa if i remember correctly I looked up online, it supposed to be a joke towards them, it has been going on for a long time and they accepted the fact of that

[@charawarawa]

@@ajaxsakaraplayz4070 Thanks

[@ajaxsakaraplayz4070]

@@charawarawa np!

[@ebrakefml]

Cuz the red ones taste the best.

[@sadjhin103]

They forgot the complimentary scented markers for us to sniff before every crayon savoured

[@sushi808]

imagine working to become a life saver on the coast guard just for people to tell you that you aren't a real branch of the military

[@ellienorling4017]

Yup! People suck haha

[@TheCuriousNoob]

Coast guard rocks, saving lives instead of taking them

[@testerwulf3357]

No one in the military takes these jokes seriously..they’re only jokes, everyone laughs at them. If anything if you get upset about it no one will like you as you can’t take a joke

[@phillipstownsend1176]

Everyone clowning on the coastguard till it’s d-day and you need to drop 17 year old boys off on the cost of normandy

[@daltonkent9901]

But not actually fight, just drop them off.

[@phillipstownsend1176]

@@daltonkent9901 and go back and drop more off in tiny little boats while they suppress fire with 50cal machine guns. Coast guard during dday really took some balls

[@its_air7]

A lot of military branches actually use MRE’s.

[@livelife5309]

Exactly the Air Force does eat MRE’s during training and certain times.

[@SuperSpeederCarl]

To an extent maybe but I know coast guard guys that actually see action all the time unlike some of those other real branches

[@toska459]

My grandfather was a District Command Master Chief who did four years in the marines during Vietnam. He was infamous back in the day at Cherry Point Marine Air Base NC when he went through a gate and the guards didn't salute his officers he went ballistic on them and word of it spread through out the base and by the time they reached their destination he was already getting apologies. I've seen and heard a lot of things but Chiefs are scary CG or not.

[@BlackPeople358]

I mean it's better then having to go away for 6+ months when declared war and can actually stay with family and friends less risk,more enjoyable

[@roryarmstrong6316]

@@BlackPeople358 coast guard helps in war too they don't just sit at home

[@BlackPeople358]

@@roryarmstrong6316 that's why I said when declared war

[@theescapist9450]

It's a thing in the military to basically bully eachother, kinda like siblings. You can shit on each others branch all day but as soon as someone not in the military says something then everyone bands together.

[@Camromulus]

The difference between all the branches is the Coast Guard actually helps the American people.

[@gabrieleporru4443]

In fact, it's not a branch of the Armed Forces, so it can actually defend people

[@bsarioz]

Yeah, very small percentage of the armed forced outside the Coast Guard actually defend the US soil. I still don't understand how fighting 5000 miles away is considered "defending the country".

[@bullymaguire4640]

@@bsarioz ? So our troops in Europe in ww2 weren’t defending our country? Get yo head straight you don’t do shit for this country. Luckily because our troops you even have the right to say that

[@Camromulus]

@@bullymaguire4640 literally like 2 people from that time are alive and none of them are in the active duty military anymore. Quit using them as scapegoats for your propaganda. WW2 was the last time troops fought for freedom and you'd have to be a brainwashed idiot to not see that.

[@testerwulf3357]

@@bsarioz I mean..would you rather them stay at home and let the fight come here? No? Then you probably shouldn’t be talking. They’re helping by keeping the conflict AWAY from home soil. They take care of issues before they reach the US.

[@lucasgates7256]

My granddad was coast guard. Who's the first group of people they call when a disaster happens and or when they are the most prioritized? Exactly.

[@blickygotsticky_2499]

True my friend, it’s just a joke tho. Clearly he’s a Marine/Ex-marine since he put crayons for food lol just know with these type of videos whoever they make look the toughest is most likely the branch they’re in lol it’s dumb

[@kkandsims4612]

Umm national guard not cost Guard the second a disaster happens on us soil the national guard is sent out if it’s weather coast guard will help . Fun fact tho if us Americans started an insurgence the national Guard is the only branch who can fight with the people the government can call on there army but in defense the army’s job is not to attack its own people do in all reality we could totally start an insurgency and create a new government

[@humayerajannathiya6882]

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[@WayStedYou]

National guard lol

[@poppajretired410]

The Coast Guard is a military service. It is also the best value to the taxpayer serving not only in war, but everyday stateside protecting our shores conducting search and rescue operations and supporting customs. I am retired disabled Coast Guard having served both in Vietnam and stateside. The cutter I was on received more combat action ribbons than any other cutter during the Vietnam conflict.

[@leoncw1172]

Well said! People are constantly trying to put down the Coast guard, simply because they are ignorant and don't do any research

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

@@leoncw1172 the jokes basically should be looked at as we wouldn't make fun of you if you wasn't one of us. You wouldn't see a bunch of military people and a cop making fun of each other because the cop would get ganged up on because he isn't one of us

[@JorgNotGeorge]

As a marine I can confirm we eat crayons. Yellow is my favourite flavour.

[@testerwulf3357]

My boyfriend prefers the purple ones, but to each their own

[@sontalks]

"flavour?"

[@JorgNotGeorge]

@@sontalks yeah. Yellow is lemon. Red is strawberry. Never did much care for strawberrys

[@Saister]

@@JorgNotGeorge may I ask why you spelled flavour the Canadian/British way? Just asking as a Canadian, or maybe you're a royal Marine?

[@JorgNotGeorge]

@@Saister Yeah I'm from England

[@JubileeValence]

Ok translation: Every branch had levels of bone stock gourmet chow calls, but they were limited to "why" & "when". Except: Yep, you guessed it, the USAF. If you were Army, Navy or Marine and had any sort of backdoor (think about it) opportunity at the nearest USAF chow hall, you'd find a way. They ate like that 24/7, 365 a year. No BS. It's part of the military life to raid (quietly enter) USAF chow halls clandestinely, and linger unnoticed while partaking in the pure wonder of it all! But it's usually unsuccessful until you gain experience. This separates the boys from the men. And also the females, same idea. I'm USMC and my success rate at Kadena was about 33.33% gaining entry. But it was worth it. Remember, every branch eats really, really good. But the frickin' Air Force eats WELL! Coast Guard? Haha! They sneak in anywhere they want, whenever they want! But why bother when they have fresh seafood 24/7 lol! Cheers & Semper Fi! --------- USAF= ICE CREAM machines. Get that? MACHINES that make ICE CREAM! Cones (both kinds) bowls, dishes...unlimited 24/7; 365 FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MarioMartinez-ks1cl]

Every other branch seems to forget that the us coast guard has less sexual assault cases and misconduct reports and also treats you better than army,navy,and marines.

[@golfery5119]

Yeah I've seen several people say that the coast guard quality of life is on par with that of the air force

[@smartcookie493]

Technically you are correct. USCG is under the direction of the department of Homeland Security. As the mother of a son in his 4th year as a Coastie HEADED TO Bahrain and the Persian Gulf in a few months, my worry is the same as any other mother with a child in any other branch of the military. So I am disheartened at the disdain for him and his fellow Coasties

[@JJ-me4yu]

**Triggered**

[@ludwigwittgenstein1280]

So, do you live through your beloved son? Not even, right?

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

We all pick on each other for fun. It started when there were only two branches and it is all in fun because we will pile up in any none military person that tries to do it just like any other group of family members

[@chuggon7595]

Honestly, from a civi looking in, the CG does more gangster shit than the rest of the branches.

[@weeaboojesus]

Right? You see that video going around of CG raiding a moving submarine? One of the coolest things I've ever seen

[@VladTheChad1]

What??? My brother took two tours in Afghanistan stationed at jbad. Two bronze stars and a couple other accolades. Army. I don’t think the CG does anything like what he experienced

[@weeaboojesus]

@@VladTheChad1 Not everyone is your brother. Everyone has a job to do in the Military and that job is not one size fits all based on your branch.

[@cwbyfan93]

Plus you’re waaaaaaaaaay less likely to die for a pointless war in a foreign country. Coast guard litty son

[@VladTheChad1]

@@andreskhounxay4563 yeah I know that I’m talking last 40 years

[@davejohns6694]

The Navy navigates by the stars, the Army sleeps under the stars, and the Airforce selects their accommodation by the stars...✨

[@michealdraconis6179]

Poor Marines come on show them some love at least get them some gummy bears

[@uliana6684]

Can u explain the Crayola joke to me? It's all over my recommended, but i don't get it (

[@DeadeyeToya]

@@uliana6684 because apparently marines are really stupid and dumb so the eat crayons because no normal person would eat Crayons

[@jordanmendoza812]

@@DeadeyeToya normal people cant taste the green, blue if for officers only tho

[@rebelyell4621]

Yall are stupid, its because we get feed trash but do the most. We are in first an out last. We are badass an will eat anything. If you want to run your mouth about Marines, im in concord nc, come get your ass whooped

[@jordanmendoza812]

@@rebelyell4621 found "that guy"

[@GooseFights]

Coast Guard, Navy, and Air Force are some of the most dangerous and it angers me to see them get made fun of. Navy/Air Force, if it weren’t for them we would have lost terribly at Pearl Harbor AND many other battles. Coast Guard, we would have so many illegal drug traffickers and criminals close to our shores if it weren’t for the Coast Guard.

[@alexsmith6914]

Um... The Air Force didn't even exist until 2 years after WWII ended. lol 🤦‍♂️

[@oliver62]

@@alexsmith6914 there was still the army air corps, which was basically the air force

[@alexsmith6914]

@@oliver62 His whole comment was about how the Air Force (my branch) gets made fun of by people and then tried to mix it in with Pearl Harbor. Lol It factually did not exist during that time so the comment was incorrect. I'm FULLY aware of the history.

[@myoptimumpride5178]

U forgot something pearl harbor attack wont happen if didnt exist navy and airforce

[@amvcity6076]

Marines: “Taste the Rainbow!”

[@humayerajannathiya6882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpeagIKXlK98iKM

[@thatguyoverthereinth]

Well technically marines are the ones who aren't a branch, they're part of the navy

[@4f52]

Every single Marine I've meet sounds extremly gay

[@thatguyoverthereinth]

@@4f52 it's probably all the crayons they eat

[@fuzzfac3942]

@@thatguyoverthereinth pink crayon

[@sionnachdensolas9787]

Coast guard is so independent that they cabt decide what department they fall under lol. They were even under Treasury lol

[@thatguyoverthereinth]

@@sionnachdensolas9787 the coast guard are their own branch bruh

[@lanareed214]

Navy has me DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@tknieff72]

I dont get it can h explain 😂

[@lanareed214]

@@tknieff72 my daddy was navy and would make some of the food he ate and it's cheap crap.....but gooood. Also he always said marines had no brains so the crayons had me too!

[@jhino2926]

They love that sausage

[@TeaSay]

I heard the red crayon taste like Christmas

[@ashii4248]

Why did the navy one made me laugh so much, especially when they just slapped it on lmao

[@bbstar9697]

The air force one is so true. My grandma was in the airforce and he eats like a king

[@tarapetronilla]

Wait your grandma is a he

[@Some_Oatmeal]

This comment is beyond anyone’s understanding

[@rajeshkurichiopalli3051]

What

[@Koric135]

I'm so confused right now.

[@bryanhernandez2472]

@Ache of Rectum at first I was confused, but your comment explained it all

[@Kars1012]

I call dibs on the blue crayons.

[@yayoivanaj7967]

Right when he said trigger warning at the beggining I knew it was gonna be about costal guard 😆

[@iamrussian5023]

Coast guard is homeland defense so basically it’s just police in the ocean

[@verax218]

14 USC 1

[@billortloff4215]

Yep. The air force gets treated like favorite grandchildren

[@michaelwitt5697]

What people don't understand is the coast guard is older than the navy marines and the air farse. It's also the Coast Guard that piloted the landing craft in ww2

[@chief116n9]

Also the USCG holds the title of longest serving sea going service.

[@brandonyaezenko4614]

That's why us smart ones eat steak and you just whine

[@pryme8107]

The red crayon was my favorite. If you close your eyes really thing and imagine a 5 star steak dinner you could never taste the difference 😉

[@Birdnerd1968]

What happened to Space Force? 😂 Do they get freeze dried astronaut ice cream?

[@godsteeth1574]

Fun fact, the coast guard has the second hardest boot camp

[@RRAX]

He said fun, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JesusChrist2000BC]

No it doesn't. Its easily the Marines and Army and then theres a large gap and then the other 3.

[@godsteeth1574]

@@JesusChrist2000BC statistically yes the coast guard has the second hardest bootcamp, it has a higher dropout rate than all the other branches besides the marines, and the coast guard requires the highest asvab score as well

[@JesusChrist2000BC]

@@godsteeth1574 No it doesn't. Again you are misinformed. And nobody cares about boot camp anyways so bragging or talking about it is cringe enough.

[@humayerajannathiya6882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpeagIKXlK98iKM

[@diamentus3774]

We need to make chewable flavored Crayola for US Marines

[@stanleyhape8427]

Nah , we don't need them to get spoiled.

[@diamentus3774]

@@stanleyhape8427 You mean Crayolas or Marines?

[@RealDiegXX]

Fun fact: green crayons are actually edible, and so are crocs (the shoes)

[@CheukTheGreatestOfEverything]

WHO DISCOVERED THAT

[@billwizst798]

I’m so insulted on the coast gard

[@lexii218]

same. they work really hars

[@username-pq4nb]

"Not a real branch" Marines: *Part of the navy*

[@pearlsammo1638]

#facts

[@christiancarnley6667]

at least marines actually do shit

[@Xo-Yanga]

@@christiancarnley6667 wdym? Marines don’t really do what the name says lol. Why were marines in Iraq Afghanistan if they are primarily water based?

[@finalminer1425]

@@christiancarnley6667 the coast guard probably busts more drug trades than homeland security and border checkpoints

[@BlackPeople358]

@@christiancarnley6667 coast guard does lol 🤣 educate yourself

[@Cheek-c-l-a-p-p-e-r69420]

Army and Air Force got that 5 corse meal

[@robburgundy9539]

The Navy has some of the best food in the entire military... anyone whos ate Navy food would know.

[@austinkieso390]

Except on carriers

[@jsjxhchd]

Air Force veteran here. This is 10000% accurate lmao

[@16left53]

I am 14 years old I am going to be a freshman in 2 weeks I am going to have all my normal classes but I will be taking 1 college class to get a jumpstart because I want to be an Officer in the Air Force

[@howiemandel5787]

Every guy from the military always accuses every branch besides the one they served in of being gay which makes me think that really it must just be all of them that are equally gay 😂

[@tonkwas]

When people realize the Coast Guard’s boot camp is the second hardest boot camp only to the Corps. I would honestly try it, but I can’t do any of the other boot camps after finishing Marine Boot Camp.

[@harrybalsick1020]

So if you do US Marine basic training, and try to switch branches u don’t have to redo boot camp? It makes sense cause I know it’s hard it’s just kinda interesting.

[@tonkwas]

@@harrybalsick1020 Yeah, I won’t have to do any of the other branch’s boot camps. For enlisted that is, if I wanted to commission as an Officer, I would have to go through the Officer’s course.

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

If your MOS isn't one that's available in the Army you will have to at least go through AIT. You wouldn't want to be in AIT having not been through basic training and even then you wouldn't want to got to a duty station without at least having gone through AIT. They let a guy in from the Navy like that when I was in AIT and the majority of is free time was spent reading the book, I don't remember the name, they give you at reception that has all the stuff they train you on. It would be an easier transition for a Marine because there are a large amount of similarities but there are a lot of small differences like marching that will trip you up. Probably the biggest difference is riffle qualification because the Army use pop up targets. The targets y'all qualify on is what the Army use to see if you can hit a target before you start training to qualify but you wouldn't have to worry about that until it's time to requalify

[@testerwulf3357]

My boyfriend is currently in marine corps bootcamp! God I wish him luck..hope I don’t get a broken thing back that only craves crayons lol Idk how the marines do it

[@tonkwas]

@@testerwulf3357 It's all good, boot camp isn't as bad as we make it sound. He will make it if he has a strong mental mindset. Sure, it was pretty hectic every waking moment of our day there, but you gotta look past that.

[@Gehajjs62727]

These are the same plates we’ve had for years.

[@timelessfriends6404]

And space force? A single potato.

[@kendojunson7971]

Lmao I love how in each of these the navy always super gay. Cracks me up everytime

[@milandejong1431]

Aww homophobia

[@badasscooking4489]

Space force: potato

[@josephwarra5043]

"U forgot the Space Force. HI-YA!"

[@jayinthelife0]

My dad was a marine so I’m gonna go show this to him. I’ll be back Edit: it made him laugh and I think that this was 100% a win

[@sikeLAWps]

So how’d it go

[@jayinthelife0]

Made him laugh. Definitely a win

[@sikeLAWps]

@@jayinthelife0 noice

[@boogie7525]

Ok- my dad is a marine but he eats exactly what the Air Force does xD

[@testerwulf3357]

Higher ups tend to eat better, the lower ranks not so much

[@leonardomz6257]

Air Force lucky as hell

[@steelknight5052]

Crayon jokes getting pretty old

[@ebraheemfermas7051]

Honestly, it’s been dead years ago

[@reginaldklewis]

😂😂😂😂 might as well be a pile of dirt 🤷🏿‍♂️ that's what the movies say yall eat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@libertasadvitam4538]

That navy meal was hilarious. Semper Fi

[@iexist8293]

In The Royal Navy our CO used to say in The Army you could be Shot, in the Navy you could drown and in in the Air Force you could choke on your complimentary Lobster Thermidor.

[@monkidaisy]

i’ve been in an endless loop of youtube shorts like most of you. i’m literally a teenage girl that has no intention doing military related… why do i keep watching these???? AND WHY ARE THESE SO INTERESTING????? WHY DO THEY HAVE CRAYONS??????

[@TaurineFiend]

cause for some reason a joke in the military is that marines are stupid and therefore "crayon eaters"

[@tadaada]

SAMEEEE

[@congratulationsmerry6386]

i do not know why marines are stupid like they have one of the most intense training ever and the air force? all i know is that they just crash billion dollar planes

[@dangelspatch6051]

my dad was a marine, his favorite flavor of crayola is grape.

[@GoldenSheenObsidan]

Seriously? A box of crayons? That’s messed up.

[@SteamTrainTy]

Coast Guard is a real branch! I know that all too well.

[@monus782]

Never been part of it but I've heard that the Coast Guard academy is incredibly difficult to get into, probably harder to pass than the other academies from what I was told.

[@loversandlosers]

Highest ASVAB

[@chaplainnormie]

Semper Fidelis to all the crayons eaters.

[@obi-wankenobi2042]

The coast gaurd should get more honor and recognition if I’m going into it

[@tambert3897]

The Airforce dinner is unrealistic. You forgot the hors d'oeuvres of caviar, and that steak should have black truffles on it.

[@gordonschnick12]

Join the coastguard When you're here, you're family

[@DJH3006]

Coast guard: “stay out of my puddles then!” 😭

[@tonyb3624]

A thoughtful and mature analysis, not childish at all and even less pathetic.

[@fangg.]

The air force eats better then me

[@Pwn3dbyth3n00b]

The Coast Guard participated in the D-day landings. How is that not a real branch

[@Happycamper89]

The CG drove the landing crafts on D-Day- fact.

[@wolfe726]

And the pacific look up Douglas munroe

[@rev7484]

Do they have a fighting force

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

The Marines have to catch a ride with somebody when the Navy is too busy firing rockets from a safe distance