TYZEN

[@filmcow]

Tyzen, master hypnotist and comedian, was a generous backer of the Charlie the Unicorn finale. Now, years later, he has been summoned by mysterious and forbidden forces for a fight against a truly sinister foe: the dreaded Skull Sniffer. May this legendary confrontation end in success and glory for our hypnotic friend. If you'd like to experience the power and wit of Tyzen yourself, be sure to check out his website at: tyzen.com/

[@DarkQueenMarceline]

hell yea

[@yourfather8865]

I tried searching just Tyzen and I couldn't find anything so the skit was confusing but that's to be expected from you so I didn't question it

[@shaec8342]

Oh this guy is real!?

[@TOXIN2000]

Is Googala what becomes of the world after the end of Llamas With Hats?

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

​@@yourfather8865You gotta look up "Tyzen the comedy hypnotist"

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Not hard to see why they didnt understand Tyzen. He was WAY ahead of his time.

[@supersmilyface1]

Thanks for the laugh!

[@LordParaDax]

I like the part where it sounds like Tyzen should have a last name and it just never comes

[@Pillboxing]

I think that really Tyzen with the plot tbh

[@Schpoo]

Paley.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@Schpoo but i barely know him.

[@Deskooled]

His full name is actually, Tyzen Mic

[@iluvsonicxshadow]

Im so glad I someone pointed that out i wasnt sure why that sounded so weird to me lol

[@OrderOfThePony]

I love how hes been using the same 12 voices for more then a decade

[@hugoclarke3284]

I love how they never get old

[@Lambda_Ovine]

i mean to be fair, who can make more than 12 different voices, right? haha

[@HerohammerStudios]

12?!

[@Lactosecow]

that "dream job" joke was so beautifully lame yet creative

[@laffodile1636]

That didn't even register as a joke to me I just thought he was being earnest.

[@AgentAileron]

"waist of time" Fuck's sakes lmao

[@timothyblack4333]

“ I was gonna tell you a time travel joke, but neither of you laughed” 😂😂😂

[@FellOnMyKeys]

That one is pure gold. Proud of myself for understanding the punch line before those two did 😄

[@carlacampbell9708]

I’ve told the time travelers joke and no one ever laughs. I think they don’t get the joke. Brilliant waist of time!

[@alledzebu1975]

I dont get it, help :v

[@Robert_Benfer]

i was skeptical when i wasn't in this but it ended up being pretty good

[@filmcow]

thank you for supporting the arts

[@Slayer-Knight]

The OG Robert Benfer!

[@solarwalkman]

That's our Robert!

[@k1ng0fsugar21]

"I was gonna tell a time travel joke, but neither of you laughed." 7 hours later, I finally understand both the joke and the fact the blue one was quiet because he was genuinely thinking about it before he got it too.

[@GreenFox1505]

"okay, I'm out of puns. video over" respect.

[@nefariosgliscor]

The buildup was unreal 😂

[@nemlolrawrlawl2350]

I love time wasting jokes. 😂

[@NGXzol]

Been a longtime fan and I felt like donating after using the wonderful royalty-free sound effects packs for the last year; I love your videos and I'm exciting to see more cool stuff!

[@hugoclarke3284]

Everyone is talking about Tyzen and no one can spare a shred of empathy for the grublubs

[@hbomberguy]

NOOOOOO

[@MrSamwise25]

Google asks if I want to translate your comment; it translates to "NOOOOO" (one fewer "O"). By the way, hi! Your vids are truly fantastic.

[@grundo1561]

Wait what the fuck

[@zemonito]

YES

[@avokthebat6344]

Yes, I am ready to once more allow Film Cow to take me on a journey of surreal humor and sporadic uploads, culminating in a surprisingly dark and in incredibly deep finally that I'll think about for years to come

[@cojo9656]

Like the moment when Nil's name suddenly made full sense in The Fall of Shadowstone Park. Still hits hard every time

[@nightmare348]

Oh my God this is amazing

[@JHXmas9001]

When they said there were no clocks, I was expecting them to be "out of time"

[@sterlingfelker6295]

knowing enough about filmcow lore to immediately think Humans would *NOT* improve any situation they're added to

[@zevirem9301]

The perfect world for a certain owl.

[@Kalaloo]

I'm mad at how good that ending was

[@Squizznot]

I literally threw the phone on the table and screamed at the punchline. That was so compelling...hook, line, sinker. Bravo sir. I love what you do!!!

[@michaelmaage]

I'm amazed you got the real Tyzen, master hypnotist and comedian to do his own voice!

[@CR0SBO]

I'm glad I got to see the sequel, I've waited so long for the return of Tyzen!

[@blahthebiste7924]

Can't tell if time travel joke or if this is actually not the first Tyzen video

[@HazyTown01]

That last joke did something lasting to me, but I don't know what.

[@justincase5002]

I love the voices. It's like meeting Charlie, Norwell and Nyx again. So nostalgic

[@curseyoujordanshow]

It takes serious talent to take the lowest imaginable form of comedy and make it actually funny. You never disappoint.

[@Lambda_Ovine]

nah, puns are great, the fact that they can get you even if we think we're above them is part of their charm

[@spenceduggs]

Congrats, that punchline got an audible "god DAMN it" out of me 😭

[@cakecore13]

The way it just ends bro ... I'm crying.

[@walteryellow3884]

I can’t clock why this is so funny. I must lack an understanding of comedic timing. This is alarming.

[@pho3nix365]

This punchline had a perfect timing

[@FunkMcLovin]

i love how tyzen is shown to have otherworldly powers but instead chooses to crack wise poorly

[@alfi97labarca]

it's okay

[@shallowgod5539]

"Waist of time." What a meta thing to say at the end of a video

[@AbenZin1]

And then 3 seconds of blackness to drive it home...

[@35mmfkup]

Spoilers bro wtf 😂

[@Jono4174]

What skull-sniffing eviiil wizards are upvoting this spoiler comment.

[@mantasa0000]

What an adventure!

[@chickenbradly]

ALL PRAISE SKULLSNIFFER!!!

[@PronteCo]

In moderation

[@mattturner6017]

Tell me, how truly liberating is it to be able to animate and produce just whatever chaotic notions enter your head? I wish I had the artistic talent to do this kind of thing.

[@weirddrako5711]

Such an interesting sci-fi setting and you used it for a handful of “poorly timed jokes.”

[@JunoWhom]

Oh I remember now. Jason Steele is that psychic comedian, and Charlie the Unicorn was made by a guy named Tyzen. It's all coming back to me now. Has anybody ever seen these two guys in the same room though

[@cmrmusic4998]

When is charlie teh unicron 5: the grand slamwich coming?

[@ojmachine9545]

the abrupt end makes me want more. this truly broke my mind.

[@seafreak2237]

Found my next D&D setting

[@walteryellow3884]

Somehow this is the only channel that consistently makes me feel something. Another banger

[@Rygore_BoldHeart]

I need 12 more episodes. The jokes are so deadpan yet hilarious. Seeing "time fly" was so underplayed and overlooked. I hope more time puns come along

[@DreamsOfFire]

Wow, he is a great hypnotist! When he started talking about clocks in the wasteland, I really did start to see clocks!!! ⏰🕐

[@RemyVonLion]

Shit you're right, I need to get back to helping prevent such a horrible future instead of procrastinating...but it's so hard...

[@Stegallproductions]

Gosh dang it. I spent part of my lunch break watching this. You sneaky cow you!

[@KTraftonB]

And now I have the image of a cow sneaking😂

[@samuelking6631]

That ending! I was literally applauding how good that last pun was. As a fan of puns this was simply master work.

[@garthgourdon643]

The initial set up reminded me of the late 2000’s, 2010’s type corny faux high fantasy like Delgo and Strange Magic; but it topped off with being a barrage of puns. I adore the ending, it’s as though the last pun was so grating the screen clinched its eyes on the audience’s behalf.

[@seanthefurcorn4859]

Well, might as well wait patiently for a sequel to this sketch.

[@Wuffletronics]

Jason: I want to do an animation about Tyzen but not sure what to do for a quick plotline. Chris: I want to sniff some skulls. Jason: Ah! An idea is forming! Chris: I have a serious issue

[@ViolentMuffin]

The cut is so perfect it let me die in peace internally after that last joke.

[@welltell.]

TYZEN is the FUTURE OF TIME he is not stuck in a TIME LOOP ... um WASTING HIS TIME.

[@vazak11]

Those jokes are so good XD

[@jakobstisen6366]

Seeing the TYZEN video 1 more time makes me want this video to have 1 millions views. All hail TYZEN a time lord and a joke lord.

[@redweather6947]

That could have gone on for a few more hours of just Tyzen telling really mediocre puns to increasingly loud dead silence and I'd have been enthralled.

[@pacotaco1246]

This was everything and more and

[@NotSeregnar]

I wish my wit was as great as Tyzen's 😔 I really liked the opening music, too!

[@TheJshox]

Skull-Sniffer us one hell of a title to claim XD

[@chrisstevens2]

I thought Biden had already earned that title!

[@acheron89]

This slapped way harder than it had any right to. Loved it.

[@sorenmine7765]

I hope Tyzen can meet that homeless spatula, i'm sure they'd have a good.. TIIIIIME!!

[@CodeNameX001]

A D&D campaign DM'd by Jason would be so fucking lit.

[@Lou-rz2fq]

Need to do another Presidential debate. 2024 edition. Have a literal orange and a raisin debating on stage. Work your magic, Filmcow.

[@Galimeer5]

The way the video just cuts to black at the end is perfect

[@mrjakemartino7324]

That time flies joke really threw me for a loop

[@daleksec01]

I feel honored being able to see this

[@PhrenicosmicOntogeny]

I don't know how he still does it after all these years, but I'm not complaining.

[@markusvurrgh4549]

Glorious.

[@MaximanLP]

FilmCow never misses. That was an absolute banger.

[@chrisstevens2]

Outstanding humor!

[@RaccoonRevolution]

16 years and Jason's still batting a thousand, goddamn.

[@DunkelschwammGaming]

Thank you Blueberry Valley for the... weather update.

[@ArcRay20]

you have a genius at this comical writing. you nail it every time my dood.

[@EpicgamerwinXD6669]

0:07 4107 huh? I must have taken a long nap.

[@FTNomad]

yeah it didn't seem much different from 4104

[@TalynWuff]

That last joke made me facepalm myself through the wall.

[@sambeawesome]

This video murdered me. I am deceased. My evens have left the building. It was too good.

[@Frenzied_Eyes]

OH GOD NOT THE NEFARIOUS SKULL SNIFFER

[@quantuminfinity4260]

I’m not gonna lie that ending was good!

[@straagzthemc4614]

Fuckin legend. Bruz still has it

[@austinmurtagh4592]

Tyzen is truly the punnyist lord of them all

[@mikecronis]

I could see aid from The WEASEL from the Hot Topic Charlie commercial, "The Tomb of Horrors" of 10,000 years ago. "Did you speak to the weasel?! You FOOL! I AM The Weasel!"

[@andco53]

With the context of the finale, the Hot Topic short is kinda crazy to think about

[@willkennedy9765]

Haha Jason you’ve done it again! Five out of five stars

[@fanc903]

ANGRY UPVOTE

[@JCarpinator]

I am unashamed to have seen that joke coming.

[@trogdoar149]

Masterpiece.

[@dabroster8427]

“Clearly this just a waist of time” *video ends* 🤣 that had me dying. Lmao, that was clever.

[@NarffetWerlz]

Ah, backer reward. That explains _everything._

[@Innuya]

You got me all invested in this story only to slap me in the face. Thanks! :)

[@rickylopez166]

This completely improvised and I’m completely ok with that

[@coryfernandez2355]

I was feeling depressed, so this video came out just in time

[@johnfrankel5869]

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at those jokes. But I did.

[@hackprefect]

I have never inhaled so sharply so many times. God damn it.

[@zilog1]

This is the first time I've seen a film cow video on my suggested feed in nearly a decade. Wowza

[@opsecmedic]

I needed this today.

[@cerberusmutt4252]

Right when Tyzen showed up, the likes rolled to 666

[@Semudara]

For me, just as Tyzen made the final joke of the video and everything went to black, the like counter rolled from the hundreds to above 1k. The timing could not have been better. xD

[@Kingcob7]

This was a lot like the vapers knoll but with more skull sniffing.

[@llpolluxll]

Time is truly on Tyzen's side

[@CapnSquiggles]

I'm going to just absolutely abuse that time travel joke in my every day life. I'm not sorry to the people that have to hear it.

[@scoobydont]

Another FilmCow masterpiece.

[@gronkus4443]

Googala!! Googala!!

[@ScrungeGruff]

All of that to make a time pun. I love it.

[@kevboard]

I didn't know Samsung's TV OS was a filmcow character