U DARE THREATEN THE HERO OF KVATCH?!

I finally found a Khajiit that actually loves jokes.

[@88pie88]

"Give me your money" **have casual conversation with the bandit who mugged you** "Alright take care"

[@modarnwarfare2rull]

Bethesda games in a nutshell.

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

All of this just works

[@suresren]

IT JUST WORKS

[@blackyoshi3595]

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

[@cyanisntcontent_creator]

**steals money back** "Take it, it's worthless to me anyway..."

[@aaziikaaa2262]

When you need to use feather potions to carry all of your feather potions

[@davidforslund00]

Xxx_gaben_xxX EXACTLY

[@CossackHD]

Thanks, I had a good laugh!

[@wu1ming9shi]

I wanna lik this so much but i don't wanna be the one that breaks this magical number called "666". XD

[@thatlemonguy1107]

It’s like that old ____ in yo ____ meme.

[@jadrianmc3420]

Hey, as long as it works

[@Nerevar5me]

hands over gold...awkwardly picks flowers

[@MrReaperofDead]

Cameron McKelvey this whole video is awkward. 😒

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

This is what I get for playing the game at 2:00 AM and recording at the same time.

[@adalagarzi5495]

IF YOU KNEW IT WAS BAD, THEN WHY DID YOU UPLOAD IT!?

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

+Adalagarzi For Monetization.

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

@ Adalagarzi Because I can

[@Enkulator98]

I like the fact that you had to engage the conversation with her to trigger the robbery

[@jevader4753]

Thats a glitch your not supposed to able to talk to bandits in the first place but this guy has really high personallity and enchantments to fortify it past 100 probably.

[@beanboozld_0d942]

Yeah i found that funny

[@mrzombie2953]

Hey can yo- *_THIS IS A HOLDUP_*

[@DarknessXER]

Je Vader it is no glitch. You can make Bandits in Oblivion like you enough to not attack. Simple

[@hackerman7835]

An introvert robber

[@AvariceOverlord]

"Take it, it's worthless to me anyways" Yet, she still has the gold coin.

[@Cresset]

"I know how to dupe money, man. I rob people for fun"

[@slayerofnarcissists2282]

1:27. No dude, still in her invertory.

[@nicho7701]

Because the stealing attempt failed. They say some shit like that but its still there. If your attempt succeds, than they say nothing because they dont recognise it.

[@nicho7701]

Because the stealing attempt failed. They say some shit like that but its still there. If your attempt succeds, than they say nothing because they dont recognise it.

[@antoniomarino9444]

"your money or your life"

[@allenguevarra8203]

100 gold isn't much to her. She just wanted to impress you with her glass warhammer (worth ~3K), and maybe find someone to talk to.

[@peachyjam9440]

That's because she's really shy and only way she can begin a conversation is by pretending to being a bandit.

[@Randomeaninglessword]

Now that I've read this, the video is sad.

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

I didn't realize I've watched this video before until I saw your comment, which I must have left a like on long ago.

[@macrons593]

This is so sad Alexa play sad music

[@JaBoc]

this video looks like it was posted in 2006 but it was actually posted in 2016. What.

[@roflturkey6513]

Jaboc The footage was captured using a potato hooked up to a car battery using a cord of twisted cola laces. Sugarless no doubt, which is why the framerate is so fucking shite.

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

Also, the game runs so well on multicore PCs, that most PCs deny the game's existence.

[@Zer0nite]

Also, the video is shit.

[@ihatemyoriginalusername5920]

the graphics

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

@ Zer0nite It didn't stop like nearly half a million people from viewing it. Still, I honestly have no clue why an old video of mine managed to ascend that high and I never did expect it.

[@PeanutButterZombie00]

Teabagging: it's tradition.

[@Loxias1989]

dating back to the beginning of times

[@Avrelivs_Gold]

00s kids common disease

[@gggamer7149]

I do it on eso pvp lmao

[@eyeballtheruby]

Why are there so many dislikes? This is a deep and emotional story of friendship and betrayal

[@evictionnotice28]

You are now over-encumbered.

[@rewerkh]

over-encucumbered.

[@Zizaa95]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[@MrLeoBolek]

that actor Bentobox Encumbered

[@Freedom21stCenturi]

Over-cucumbered.

[@domesday1535]

I once lent my copy of Oblivion to a friend and the next day at school he said "yeah I tried it out but then it wouldn't let me move. It said I was over-encucumbered or something. I tried to fix it but I think it's broken"

[@draketatoes2412]

That reminds me of that quest in Morrowind where a bandit has robbed a rich Breton girl, but fell in love with her right after

[@suresren]

He wanted her booty. And then he wanted her booty.

[@White_Tiger93]

ahh yes I remembered that quest, really good humor there!

[@ahuzel]

He came for her booty He stayed for her booty

[@kaylobrok3272]

Damn Maurrie having me go back to Pelagiad just to deliver a stupid glove

[@Steak818]

Seems to me that Bethesda fired all of its writers after Morrowind.

[@Garl_Vinland]

*Walking away from victim. The victim confronts the thief. The thief turns around and says "This is a hold up. Hand it over or die." Dialogue mugging. A scenario only possible in an RPG.

[@_MaZTeR_]

Oh, you're approaching me?

[@sakezzu9687]

Your life = 100 $ 100 $ = Worthless Your life = Worthless *and I don't even have five dollars*

[@InitialPC]

its 100 GOLD, dont undersell yourself like that

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

This video has reached over half a million views, and to this day, I got no clue why. I hope you are all happy.

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

TheForgery That’s the best part is you being clueless

[@moedeluca4715]

Is the bandit hard to kill forgery

[@fomod_]

"This is a hold up!" Hold the fuck up.

[@MelonWyvern]

Behold the *power of friendship* !

[@bensondunwoody8519]

Eggah Yannick Can u tell me the name of this game ,my good man ?

[@reltpid]

Oblivion, thanks me later

[@kaylobrok3272]

Its not Oblivion you fool, its Fortnite.

[@cloroxhammer3289]

@@kaylobrok3272 What a bunch of losers, this is obviously Tetris 99. Get your gaming facts right, gamers.

[@lol._.3927]

rip cat furry

[@9fmradisapratama]

if you fortified your personality above 9000, why every bandit or creature & beast won't attack you? but if you refused the one of bandit one your money via talk, they will attack you but with a very happy face. That's frightened me alot.

[@allenguevarra8203]

Aleksa Petrovic I once heard this gem: "You know, amigo, I kill people for money, but because you are my amigo, I kill you for nothing."

[@aeureus]

M Radisa Pratama you fortify to 100 is endgame. No one attacks you unless quest

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

I wish I hadn't read this

[@Ghostguy693]

Over 9000?

[@taffyadam6031]

What the shit are you saying

[@rixille]

The low resolution, low detail graphics have a certain charm to them. It reminds me of when I first bought a copy of this on DVD and played it on a PC with a weak graphics card.

[@duvipearson6251]

Dude this is a comedy. Im laughing everytime the damn camera zooms in on their face.

[@vikiv.1352]

(Dancing on the corpse): The body is still warm

[@xekind]

"you are over-encumbered" _drops 30 feathers_

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

WHY IS THIS MY MOST VIEWED VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? I made better videos with a better PC since then and almost no one watches them.

[@Aslyuriel]

K-Katia? What happened to your hair? W-Why are you mugging people? Oh gods..

[@DoctorFail]

guess her and quil'weave didnt work out

[@dronecone6987]

You should've said, "Oh by the Gods!".

[@themac7915]

She saw the... "art" of her on the internet...

[@unitorico4512]

The number of views is not always a guarantee of quality content... what a waste of time

[@vik24oct1991]

now we all know why the hero of kvatch knows about the fine for necrophilia.

[@brianmedina9831]

Everytime I see an Oblivion video makes me wanna play it again

[@mariojoseruiz4553]

that end makes this video worth

[@prateek16]

You are one bad man .

[@Revelian1982]

That's the one thing about Oblivion and Skyrim that frustrated the shit out of me: Being overencumbered.

[@pacoramon9468]

The bandits in this game don't care about the money.

[@CircaSriYak]

Take this to heart kids, friends and foe may come and go, but over-encumbrance is forever.

[@torinjones3221]

When you have to drink feather potions to carry all your feather potions

[@legion8585]

I'm officially depressed.

[@legacian4039]

The Oblivion player: "haha, little does the bandit know I'm letting them rob me so I can increase my pickpocket!"

[@sainsburyshopper]

Aah, so THAT'S how pure charisma builds work.

[@WarPigstheHun]

You probably wouldn't be so over-encumbered if you'd sell all those feather potion poopoop.

[@oddluck4180]

Oblivion AI is perfect meme material.

[@stephenrichards3212]

lmfao u get me as a sub just for that ending tbag

[@Mrjackcool2]

"you are over-encumbered" WORTHHHH 1:27

[@fc2fan953]

Sometimes my patience is "over-encumbered" because of this game... Still love it though...

[@kirillmarine5157]

Nice teabag in the end

[@dannysimms6023]

What I was expecting was that you handed the gold over then bribed her to get 'more than you gave her' back. That would have been genius.

[@extraspooky819]

Well thats a minute of my life that im never going to get back.

[@penclaw]

dis catwoman hipster level is way over 9000, neat nigga haircut, huge ass emerald battle hammer on the back and ofc being a humanoid cat

[@yuvalvernik9483]

I love how she was just walking somewhere and then you came from nowhere and started a conversation with her and then she decided to rob you.. sad thing is that it can happen in reality too..

[@stormrage3708]

Damn, this really brings back so many good memories

[@RiasatSalminSami]

That T-bag was the cherry on top.

[@AdithHerrison]

You teabagging her at the end XD subbed

[@fingergunspewpew4958]

welp..better drink another feather potion

[@alexandradevorak3901]

Cats (2019)

[@keivkamijo]

This is what 1000 hours of Oblivion be like.

[@MaryJane-cw9bj]

For some reason i always read ''you are over-cucumbered''

[@Dude-ng3gy]

What’s with these dislikes?

[@JANrad-33]

This man got robbed, made friends with his robber, stole from him. Then he killed him and continued to take his belongings. On top of that, he teabagged his corpse. What a badass.

[@HylerMusic]

Damn, thought this was a bacon video, oh well... Also, you carry your entire inventory on your person and constantly drink feather potions instead of storing it? Dedicated...

[@franksworld9922]

When cats demand it's best to just fork over what you have.

[@lynn2215]

so this is what 400x600 res looks like, cool

[@gwagwa8648]

This video is cursed

[@yoloswaggins1579]

No wonder 100gold is worthless to her. She has a 1500gold glass war hammer.

[@turtlechief2169]

Alright, could someone tell me why there is a spell in *the elder scrolls* named after the greek god king Zeus?

[@AlexMF321_YT]

Everyone in 2020: wTf iS tHiS?

[@noahfessenden6478]

So, uh. Congrats on the 500k?

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

Yep.

[@HenningGu]

0:45 oh THAT'S how you're supposed to play it.

[@Koridai011]

I thought you were giving her flowers

[@damianortiz6265]

Lmfao! The teabagging was the best part

[@bbcaptain3858]

actual game play

[@LuxioV2]

Man I loved the oblivion speech system

[@PeteTheGrouch]

When you try to tell a joke, but forget the punchline...

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

800,000 views...my god. What is wrong with you people!?

[@ironmenace]

Me being a common man Spin the cycle and send a cryptic message Master chief summons himself “wyd” emote Me playing a sound file from my blackberry phone ingame And making claims hey I heard something Ringworm begin cumming I active my trap card emergency compulsory evacuation device As u hit the internet grid in my town

[@sirrarethecrackhaed7350]

yes i do dare to threaten the hero of kvatch

[@yoggz]

How can you not run oblivion smoothly

[@chimichangas1432]

checks description game: *the elder scrolls V: skyrim* ok

[@dominikkuharic1259]

It is Skyrim but only with smaller graphics

[@Vassilinia]

Did he teabag them at the end lmaoooo 😆

[@SorrySock8435]

1:25 Eh! Take my life It's worthless to me anyway.

[@クロウ-y9i]

...I mean hey at least he got his money back...

[@Th3ba1r0n]

That hair is a hold-up. O_O

[@H-G0]

That tea bag was killed me

[@Crylhound]

Background music is sooooo chill

[@wintermelon6390]

So this is after oblivion crisis

[@striken4pot]

This must be in 4k ultra

[@arte5389]

Ayye, the classic *TEABAG*

[@BruhMoment-yg6jv]

"720p60" *runs at 15 fps*

[@alanjr.398]

The description: "Game: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

[@わがままアリス]

1:00 You are over-encumbered.

[@Will.B.Good.]

I just realize that this is not a Bacon video.

[@dylanvalorfall]

Wow that frame rate and resolution is pure cancer

[@jjollie4334]

1:25 Is this Chinese dinner

[@_Seaborg_]

ahhh, the times oblivion was laggy

[@Ludovicus1769]

What a nice person.

[@Dognuhtz]

That frame rate though

[@Ikcatcher]

I, too will tell jokes with my robber

[@cald1421]

Khajit are only a small proportion of the population in Cyrodil but commit half the crime!! Why?

[@kitkat2849-b3h]

Even though the graphics are shit, some female khajiits look quite hot.

[@vanguard1614]

A normal day in cyrodiil

[@deathisdeadd]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[@baykog]

Your money or your life

[@oronk60]

*YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY*

[@artemisarrow179]

LEave cat bandit waifu alive pls ;_;