U DARE THREATEN THE HERO OF KVATCH?!

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TheForgery (DEAD CHANNEL- GO TO THEFORGERYTTV)

TheForgery (DEAD CHANNEL- GO TO THEFORGERYTTV)

Күн бұрын

I finally found a Khajiit that actually loves jokes.

Пікірлер: 404
@88pie88
@88pie88 7 жыл бұрын
"Give me your money" **have casual conversation with the bandit who mugged you** "Alright take care"
@modarnwarfare2rull
@modarnwarfare2rull 7 жыл бұрын
Bethesda games in a nutshell.
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 7 жыл бұрын
All of this just works
@suresren
@suresren 7 жыл бұрын
IT JUST WORKS
@blackyoshi3595
@blackyoshi3595 5 жыл бұрын
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
@cyanisntcontent_creator
@cyanisntcontent_creator 4 жыл бұрын
**steals money back** "Take it, it's worthless to me anyway..."
@aaziikaaa2262
@aaziikaaa2262 7 жыл бұрын
When you need to use feather potions to carry all of your feather potions
@davidforslund00
@davidforslund00 7 жыл бұрын
Xxx_gaben_xxX EXACTLY
@CossackHD
@CossackHD 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I had a good laugh!
@wu1ming9shi
@wu1ming9shi 7 жыл бұрын
I wanna lik this so much but i don't wanna be the one that breaks this magical number called "666". XD
@thatlemonguy1107
@thatlemonguy1107 6 жыл бұрын
It’s like that old ____ in yo ____ meme.
@jadrianmc3420
@jadrianmc3420 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, as long as it works
@Nerevar5me
@Nerevar5me 7 жыл бұрын
hands over gold...awkwardly picks flowers
@MrReaperofDead
@MrReaperofDead 7 жыл бұрын
Cameron McKelvey this whole video is awkward. 😒
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 7 жыл бұрын
This is what I get for playing the game at 2:00 AM and recording at the same time.
@adalagarzi5495
@adalagarzi5495 7 жыл бұрын
IF YOU KNEW IT WAS BAD, THEN WHY DID YOU UPLOAD IT!?
@xXSilentAgent47Xx
@xXSilentAgent47Xx 7 жыл бұрын
+Adalagarzi For Monetization.
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 7 жыл бұрын
@ Adalagarzi Because I can
@Enkulator98
@Enkulator98 7 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that you had to engage the conversation with her to trigger the robbery
@jevader4753
@jevader4753 6 жыл бұрын
Thats a glitch your not supposed to able to talk to bandits in the first place but this guy has really high personallity and enchantments to fortify it past 100 probably.
@beanboozld_0d942
@beanboozld_0d942 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah i found that funny
@mrzombie2953
@mrzombie2953 5 жыл бұрын
Hey can yo- *_THIS IS A HOLDUP_*
@DarknessXER
@DarknessXER 5 жыл бұрын
Je Vader it is no glitch. You can make Bandits in Oblivion like you enough to not attack. Simple
@hackerman7835
@hackerman7835 5 жыл бұрын
An introvert robber
@AvariceOverlord
@AvariceOverlord 7 жыл бұрын
"Take it, it's worthless to me anyways" Yet, she still has the gold coin.
@Cresset
@Cresset 7 жыл бұрын
"I know how to dupe money, man. I rob people for fun"
@slayerofnarcissists2282
@slayerofnarcissists2282 6 жыл бұрын
1:27. No dude, still in her invertory.
@nicho7701
@nicho7701 6 жыл бұрын
Because the stealing attempt failed. They say some shit like that but its still there. If your attempt succeds, than they say nothing because they dont recognise it.
@nicho7701
@nicho7701 6 жыл бұрын
Because the stealing attempt failed. They say some shit like that but its still there. If your attempt succeds, than they say nothing because they dont recognise it.
@antoniomarino9444
@antoniomarino9444 5 жыл бұрын
"your money or your life"
@allenguevarra8203
@allenguevarra8203 7 жыл бұрын
100 gold isn't much to her. She just wanted to impress you with her glass warhammer (worth ~3K), and maybe find someone to talk to.
@peachyjam9440
@peachyjam9440 6 жыл бұрын
That's because she's really shy and only way she can begin a conversation is by pretending to being a bandit.
@Randomeaninglessword
@Randomeaninglessword 6 жыл бұрын
Now that I've read this, the video is sad.
@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize I've watched this video before until I saw your comment, which I must have left a like on long ago.
@macrons593
@macrons593 5 жыл бұрын
This is so sad Alexa play sad music
@JaBoc
@JaBoc 7 жыл бұрын
this video looks like it was posted in 2006 but it was actually posted in 2016. What.
@roflturkey6513
@roflturkey6513 7 жыл бұрын
Jaboc The footage was captured using a potato hooked up to a car battery using a cord of twisted cola laces. Sugarless no doubt, which is why the framerate is so fucking shite.
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 7 жыл бұрын
Also, the game runs so well on multicore PCs, that most PCs deny the game's existence.
@Zer0nite
@Zer0nite 6 жыл бұрын
Also, the video is shit.
@ihatemyoriginalusername5920
@ihatemyoriginalusername5920 6 жыл бұрын
the graphics
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 6 жыл бұрын
@ Zer0nite It didn't stop like nearly half a million people from viewing it. Still, I honestly have no clue why an old video of mine managed to ascend that high and I never did expect it.
@PeanutButterZombie00
@PeanutButterZombie00 7 жыл бұрын
Teabagging: it's tradition.
@Loxias1989
@Loxias1989 7 жыл бұрын
dating back to the beginning of times
@Avrelivs_Gold
@Avrelivs_Gold 6 жыл бұрын
00s kids common disease
@gggamer7149
@gggamer7149 4 жыл бұрын
I do it on eso pvp lmao
@eyeballtheruby
@eyeballtheruby 2 жыл бұрын
Why are there so many dislikes? This is a deep and emotional story of friendship and betrayal
@evictionnotice28
@evictionnotice28 7 жыл бұрын
You are now over-encumbered.
@rewerkh
@rewerkh 7 жыл бұрын
over-encucumbered.
@Zizaa95
@Zizaa95 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
@MrLeoBolek
@MrLeoBolek 7 жыл бұрын
that actor Bentobox Encumbered
@Freedom21stCenturi
@Freedom21stCenturi 7 жыл бұрын
Over-cucumbered.
@domesday1535
@domesday1535 7 жыл бұрын
I once lent my copy of Oblivion to a friend and the next day at school he said "yeah I tried it out but then it wouldn't let me move. It said I was over-encucumbered or something. I tried to fix it but I think it's broken"
@draketatoes2412
@draketatoes2412 7 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of that quest in Morrowind where a bandit has robbed a rich Breton girl, but fell in love with her right after
@suresren
@suresren 7 жыл бұрын
He wanted her booty. And then he wanted her booty.
@White_Tiger93
@White_Tiger93 7 жыл бұрын
ahh yes I remembered that quest, really good humor there!
@ahuzel
@ahuzel 7 жыл бұрын
He came for her booty He stayed for her booty
@kaylobrok3272
@kaylobrok3272 6 жыл бұрын
Damn Maurrie having me go back to Pelagiad just to deliver a stupid glove
@Steak818
@Steak818 4 жыл бұрын
Seems to me that Bethesda fired all of its writers after Morrowind.
@Garl_Vinland
@Garl_Vinland 7 жыл бұрын
*Walking away from victim. The victim confronts the thief. The thief turns around and says "This is a hold up. Hand it over or die." Dialogue mugging. A scenario only possible in an RPG.
@_MaZTeR_
@_MaZTeR_ Жыл бұрын
Oh, you're approaching me?
@sakezzu9687
@sakezzu9687 5 жыл бұрын
Your life = 100 $ 100 $ = Worthless Your life = Worthless *and I don't even have five dollars*
@InitialPC
@InitialPC 2 жыл бұрын
its 100 GOLD, dont undersell yourself like that
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 6 жыл бұрын
This video has reached over half a million views, and to this day, I got no clue why. I hope you are all happy.
@dankcatsmemes9219
@dankcatsmemes9219 4 жыл бұрын
TheForgery That’s the best part is you being clueless
@moedeluca4715
@moedeluca4715 4 жыл бұрын
Is the bandit hard to kill forgery
@fomod_
@fomod_ 7 жыл бұрын
"This is a hold up!" Hold the fuck up.
@MelonWyvern
@MelonWyvern 7 жыл бұрын
Behold the *power of friendship* !
@bensondunwoody8519
@bensondunwoody8519 6 жыл бұрын
Eggah Yannick Can u tell me the name of this game ,my good man ?
@reltpid
@reltpid 6 жыл бұрын
Oblivion, thanks me later
@kaylobrok3272
@kaylobrok3272 6 жыл бұрын
Its not Oblivion you fool, its Fortnite.
@cloroxhammer3289
@cloroxhammer3289 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaylobrok3272 What a bunch of losers, this is obviously Tetris 99. Get your gaming facts right, gamers.
@lol._.3927
@lol._.3927 7 жыл бұрын
rip cat furry
@9fmradisapratama
@9fmradisapratama 7 жыл бұрын
if you fortified your personality above 9000, why every bandit or creature & beast won't attack you? but if you refused the one of bandit one your money via talk, they will attack you but with a very happy face. That's frightened me alot.
@allenguevarra8203
@allenguevarra8203 7 жыл бұрын
Aleksa Petrovic I once heard this gem: "You know, amigo, I kill people for money, but because you are my amigo, I kill you for nothing."
@aeureus
@aeureus 6 жыл бұрын
M Radisa Pratama you fortify to 100 is endgame. No one attacks you unless quest
@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I hadn't read this
@Ghostguy693
@Ghostguy693 5 жыл бұрын
Over 9000?
@taffyadam6031
@taffyadam6031 4 жыл бұрын
What the shit are you saying
@rixille
@rixille 3 жыл бұрын
The low resolution, low detail graphics have a certain charm to them. It reminds me of when I first bought a copy of this on DVD and played it on a PC with a weak graphics card.
@duvipearson6251
@duvipearson6251 6 жыл бұрын
Dude this is a comedy. Im laughing everytime the damn camera zooms in on their face.
@vikiv.1352
@vikiv.1352 3 жыл бұрын
(Dancing on the corpse): The body is still warm
@xekind
@xekind 3 жыл бұрын
"you are over-encumbered" _drops 30 feathers_
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 5 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THIS MY MOST VIEWED VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? I made better videos with a better PC since then and almost no one watches them.
@Aslyuriel
@Aslyuriel 7 жыл бұрын
K-Katia? What happened to your hair? W-Why are you mugging people? Oh gods..
@DoctorFail
@DoctorFail 7 жыл бұрын
guess her and quil'weave didnt work out
@dronecone6987
@dronecone6987 6 жыл бұрын
You should've said, "Oh by the Gods!".
@themac7915
@themac7915 4 жыл бұрын
She saw the... "art" of her on the internet...
@unitorico4512
@unitorico4512 Жыл бұрын
The number of views is not always a guarantee of quality content... what a waste of time
@vik24oct1991
@vik24oct1991 2 жыл бұрын
now we all know why the hero of kvatch knows about the fine for necrophilia.
@brianmedina9831
@brianmedina9831 6 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see an Oblivion video makes me wanna play it again
@mariojoseruiz4553
@mariojoseruiz4553 7 жыл бұрын
that end makes this video worth
@prateek16
@prateek16 5 жыл бұрын
You are one bad man .
@Revelian1982
@Revelian1982 6 жыл бұрын
That's the one thing about Oblivion and Skyrim that frustrated the shit out of me: Being overencumbered.
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 5 жыл бұрын
The bandits in this game don't care about the money.
@CircaSriYak
@CircaSriYak 4 жыл бұрын
Take this to heart kids, friends and foe may come and go, but over-encumbrance is forever.
@torinjones3221
@torinjones3221 6 жыл бұрын
When you have to drink feather potions to carry all your feather potions
@legion8585
@legion8585 7 жыл бұрын
I'm officially depressed.
@legacian4039
@legacian4039 3 жыл бұрын
The Oblivion player: "haha, little does the bandit know I'm letting them rob me so I can increase my pickpocket!"
@sainsburyshopper
@sainsburyshopper 5 жыл бұрын
Aah, so THAT'S how pure charisma builds work.
@WarPigstheHun
@WarPigstheHun 6 жыл бұрын
You probably wouldn't be so over-encumbered if you'd sell all those feather potion poopoop.
@oddluck4180
@oddluck4180 6 жыл бұрын
Oblivion AI is perfect meme material.
@stephenrichards3212
@stephenrichards3212 7 жыл бұрын
lmfao u get me as a sub just for that ending tbag
@Mrjackcool2
@Mrjackcool2 7 жыл бұрын
"you are over-encumbered" WORTHHHH 1:27
@fc2fan953
@fc2fan953 7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes my patience is "over-encumbered" because of this game... Still love it though...
@kirillmarine5157
@kirillmarine5157 7 жыл бұрын
Nice teabag in the end
@dannysimms6023
@dannysimms6023 7 жыл бұрын
What I was expecting was that you handed the gold over then bribed her to get 'more than you gave her' back. That would have been genius.
@extraspooky819
@extraspooky819 5 жыл бұрын
Well thats a minute of my life that im never going to get back.
@penclaw
@penclaw 5 жыл бұрын
dis catwoman hipster level is way over 9000, neat nigga haircut, huge ass emerald battle hammer on the back and ofc being a humanoid cat
@yuvalvernik9483
@yuvalvernik9483 5 жыл бұрын
I love how she was just walking somewhere and then you came from nowhere and started a conversation with her and then she decided to rob you.. sad thing is that it can happen in reality too..
@stormrage3708
@stormrage3708 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, this really brings back so many good memories
@RiasatSalminSami
@RiasatSalminSami 4 жыл бұрын
That T-bag was the cherry on top.
@AdithHerrison
@AdithHerrison 5 жыл бұрын
You teabagging her at the end XD subbed
@fingergunspewpew4958
@fingergunspewpew4958 7 жыл бұрын
welp..better drink another feather potion
@alexandradevorak3901
@alexandradevorak3901 4 жыл бұрын
Cats (2019)
@keivkamijo
@keivkamijo 5 жыл бұрын
This is what 1000 hours of Oblivion be like.
@MaryJane-cw9bj
@MaryJane-cw9bj 6 жыл бұрын
For some reason i always read ''you are over-cucumbered''
@Dude-ng3gy
@Dude-ng3gy 5 жыл бұрын
What’s with these dislikes?
@JANrad-33
@JANrad-33 6 жыл бұрын
This man got robbed, made friends with his robber, stole from him. Then he killed him and continued to take his belongings. On top of that, he teabagged his corpse. What a badass.
@HylerMusic
@HylerMusic 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, thought this was a bacon video, oh well... Also, you carry your entire inventory on your person and constantly drink feather potions instead of storing it? Dedicated...
@franksworld9922
@franksworld9922 5 жыл бұрын
When cats demand it's best to just fork over what you have.
@lynn2215
@lynn2215 7 жыл бұрын
so this is what 400x600 res looks like, cool
@gwagwa8648
@gwagwa8648 5 жыл бұрын
This video is cursed
@yoloswaggins1579
@yoloswaggins1579 5 жыл бұрын
No wonder 100gold is worthless to her. She has a 1500gold glass war hammer.
@turtlechief2169
@turtlechief2169 3 жыл бұрын
Alright, could someone tell me why there is a spell in *the elder scrolls* named after the greek god king Zeus?
@AlexMF321_YT
@AlexMF321_YT 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in 2020: wTf iS tHiS?
@noahfessenden6478
@noahfessenden6478 6 жыл бұрын
So, uh. Congrats on the 500k?
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 6 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@HenningGu
@HenningGu 6 жыл бұрын
0:45 oh THAT'S how you're supposed to play it.
@Koridai011
@Koridai011 2 жыл бұрын
I thought you were giving her flowers
@damianortiz6265
@damianortiz6265 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! The teabagging was the best part
@bbcaptain3858
@bbcaptain3858 7 жыл бұрын
actual game play
@LuxioV2
@LuxioV2 6 жыл бұрын
Man I loved the oblivion speech system
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch 5 жыл бұрын
When you try to tell a joke, but forget the punchline...
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 4 жыл бұрын
800,000 views...my god. What is wrong with you people!?
@ironmenace
@ironmenace 2 жыл бұрын
Me being a common man Spin the cycle and send a cryptic message Master chief summons himself “wyd” emote Me playing a sound file from my blackberry phone ingame And making claims hey I heard something Ringworm begin cumming I active my trap card emergency compulsory evacuation device As u hit the internet grid in my town
@sirrarethecrackhaed7350
@sirrarethecrackhaed7350 4 жыл бұрын
yes i do dare to threaten the hero of kvatch
@yoggz
@yoggz 6 жыл бұрын
How can you not run oblivion smoothly
@chimichangas1432
@chimichangas1432 7 жыл бұрын
checks description game: *the elder scrolls V: skyrim* ok
@dominikkuharic1259
@dominikkuharic1259 7 жыл бұрын
It is Skyrim but only with smaller graphics
@Vassilinia
@Vassilinia 6 жыл бұрын
Did he teabag them at the end lmaoooo 😆
@SorrySock8435
@SorrySock8435 5 жыл бұрын
1:25 Eh! Take my life It's worthless to me anyway.
@クロウ-y9i
@クロウ-y9i 5 жыл бұрын
...I mean hey at least he got his money back...
@Th3ba1r0n
@Th3ba1r0n 4 жыл бұрын
That hair is a hold-up. O_O
@H-G0
@H-G0 5 жыл бұрын
That tea bag was killed me
@Crylhound
@Crylhound 6 жыл бұрын
Background music is sooooo chill
@wintermelon6390
@wintermelon6390 5 жыл бұрын
So this is after oblivion crisis
@striken4pot
@striken4pot 5 жыл бұрын
This must be in 4k ultra
@arte5389
@arte5389 6 жыл бұрын
Ayye, the classic *TEABAG*
@BruhMoment-yg6jv
@BruhMoment-yg6jv 4 жыл бұрын
"720p60" *runs at 15 fps*
@alanjr.398
@alanjr.398 7 жыл бұрын
The description: "Game: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"
@わがままアリス
@わがままアリス 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 You are over-encumbered.
@Will.B.Good.
@Will.B.Good. 5 жыл бұрын
I just realize that this is not a Bacon video.
@dylanvalorfall
@dylanvalorfall 6 жыл бұрын
Wow that frame rate and resolution is pure cancer
@jjollie4334
@jjollie4334 5 жыл бұрын
1:25 Is this Chinese dinner
@_Seaborg_
@_Seaborg_ 3 жыл бұрын
ahhh, the times oblivion was laggy
@Ludovicus1769
@Ludovicus1769 3 жыл бұрын
What a nice person.
@Dognuhtz
@Dognuhtz 6 жыл бұрын
That frame rate though
@Ikcatcher
@Ikcatcher 6 жыл бұрын
I, too will tell jokes with my robber
@cald1421
@cald1421 2 жыл бұрын
Khajit are only a small proportion of the population in Cyrodil but commit half the crime!! Why?
@kitkat2849-b3h
@kitkat2849-b3h 5 жыл бұрын
Even though the graphics are shit, some female khajiits look quite hot.
@vanguard1614
@vanguard1614 6 жыл бұрын
A normal day in cyrodiil
@deathisdeadd
@deathisdeadd 7 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of the high elves?
@baykog
@baykog 5 жыл бұрын
Your money or your life
@oronk60
@oronk60 7 жыл бұрын
*YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY*
@artemisarrow179
@artemisarrow179 7 жыл бұрын
LEave cat bandit waifu alive pls ;_;
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