U

[@yungcrew9544]

> COLLECT VOOD > NOO > What

[@yungcrew9544]

3:19

[@stunbot0]

looooooooooooool

[@pureforged]

oh the satisfaction of being the 1000th like

[@unfamous7536]

>COLLECT VOOD >NO >PIKACHU SUPRISE FACE

[@DeezYoink]

2:40 what you came here

[@Armadill0h]

I don't think I've ever cried laughing before. That NPC bit is the funniest shit ever.

[@schloergrape5191]

what's an NPC?

[@CacaJohns]

Okay.

[@davebeat]

Non-Player Character

[@99zabuza]

But it was actually a player

[@davebeat]

***** Yep that's the joke.

[@MrSteveIIx]

The NPC bit is fucking hilarious.

[@QueenAlexia88]

No

[@QueenAlexia88]

no

[@MDksa123]

+Replicated PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

[@MrSteveIIx]

+ƬψƬ ☢ ๏เภא‎ Well it is.

[@cycopl]

+Replicated yeah I lolled at the dialup sounds over voice comm while he rocked the guy

[@yeeee859]

I'll never understand how Daniel didn't crack up even once when his friend playing the NPC was doing stuff

[@felipdn3329]

He usually turns off his mic when laughing

[@kutip1027]

That wasn't his friend that was an NPC

[@EIite07]

The NPC bit literally had me in tears laughing, especially when it started responding back. lol

[@ross-ij6qn]

same

[@Briansimon2]

Was it actually an NPC or just someone pretending to be one? I don't play Rust so I have no idea how it works.

[@Xport9]

+Briansimon2 oxidemod.org/plugins/human-npc-core.856/ Yeah, it's an actual NPC, lol.

[@Briansimon2]

Wakka's Al Bhed Potion Oh wow, lol. Are the sounds from the NPC too?

[@Xport9]

Briansimon2 Could be modified in. There's a potential possibility that it could be a friend of his. But yeah, you can make an NPC in the game.

[@librarykils]

oh my god i can't believe the "no" audio clip was just the one from hotel mario

[@GregTheBearFighter]

The NPC achieved sentience

[@senseimah]

Don Glover obviously you couldn't contruct a sentence.

[@shroomanox]

+SenseiMAH Sentience means consciousness and self-awareness, he wasn't trying to say sentence you complete dipshit.

[@koobyboy4304]

Construct me harder

[@adeptus_Astartes12]

Grammar Nazis .. they do exist

[@geewiz2292]

Mr. E hi

[@joshfonnet4107]

Why he attack me. Oh he probably thought you were a rock.

[@Nathanomaly]

the no from mario had me in tears holy shit

[@refrigeratedyouth1716]

Good old hotel Mario memes

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

The Robotnik "No!" it used later on was gold

[@Indiana1337]

Holy shit, the NPC bit was amazing. 10/10 would summon NPC again.

[@LunaTycho]

The first person view of the NPC beating you to death while screaming dialup sounds is terrifying.

[@DKevin91]

totally xd

[@DKevin91]

@@Godbrand no you

[@irfannoreplys6312]

@@Godbrand idiot

[@bigchungus14hvh12]

no its not

[@bigchungus14hvh12]

@@irfannoreplys6312 simp simp simp simp

[@bennyptheog]

collect stone no what

[@QueenAlexia88]

No

[@Rhys-gv3ir]

vat

[@ShtudinerProductions]

I just loved how his neck was bent over and it zoomed in

[@jam6875]

BennyPTheOG i died at that part

[@jpraczbr8413]

DETROID BECOME HUMAN

[@parkerhughes434]

3:28 The NPC's mouth movements to "He played us like a damn fiddle!" matches so perfectly 😂.

[@360Fov]

LMAOOOOOOO especially the "fIDDALLL" hahaha

[@iainun]

"de NPC is krazy"

[@TheMichaelChandler]

La la, la la, la la, LA!!

[@RustedRust]

COLLECT VOOD

[@loonatictears2814]

NO?!

[@Hushiramu]

Wut?

[@mandrac2]

COLLECT STOWN!

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

*_NO?!_*

[@sobek]

settle down

[@DatGuySyl]

We need more of those NPC's

[@QueenAlexia88]

Yess

[@Shark2th5000]

+Syl no

[@SuperSilkyJohnson]

+Syl No

[@SuperSilkyJohnson]

***** What the fuck?

[@arafluko3487]

Kolek vood.

[@koltea.3894]

"Empty" "No" "Empty now" "NO" Lmao this part always gets me.

[@metanovus]

MT MT MT

[@Juice834]

that 'NO!' from gladio and glory killed me lol

[@Loganmiles72]

The way he runs off at 2:08 with the guy still talking to the NPC really drives home the joke. Masterful.

[@Manman3872]

“No” *smacks lips* “What.” Kills me every time

[@dr.leonidpavel3581]

DO YA SEE A DIFFRANCE BUTWEEN A GIRL AN A FOOKIN GRILL

[@einehrenmann6156]

they both make Food for me, so no

[@UncleBurbon]

NOoo

[@blaze6620]

Yeah so this grill

[@TheMTNDewd]

Uh, you don't get to bring grills

[@poopnach]

Yeah, one's on the hood of my car, and the other's a grill.

[@blank5237]

why does this guy have so few videos im fucking dying watching these

[@bbbbbbb51]

Cause he's not a sellout chasing money on KZbin.

[@CallMePies]

@@bbbbbbb51 *someone creates daily content for you to enjoy* you : He must be a KZbin sellout

[@LordSaitamer]

@@bbbbbbb51 no he uploads yearly or once every 2 years because if he uploads alot he'll catch the attention of people and everyone will recognize him also he takes the gems out and edits only the funny moments in that's why it's only 6 minutes long

[@ulugbeglu]

@@bbbbbbb51 check his streams

[@Olie956]

He had a whole bunch but, KZbin Demonetized them all so he took them all down and put them up on a personal website he runs.

[@JohnSmith-ve8pd]

"What... why he atteck me?" "Probably thought you were a rock"

[@arvidalexatsinch1163]

"COLLECT VOOOD"

[@ana4rae]

Arvid Atsinch know

[@josegonzalez4900]

yesssssss, we have been blessed with a new video

[@QueenAlexia88]

No

[@josegonzalez4900]

***** yes

[@TNKLhouse]

+ƬψƬ ☢ ๏เภא‎ alright.

[@mvenezian9705]

yiiissssss

[@YTeradicant]

jose gonzalez did he quit youtube?

[@VojASlaV86]

Mate, I keep coming back from time to time to watch these masterpieces. Hopefully there's gonna be more !

[@BCHILLZ]

LOL the kid at the start.

[@djbuku4845]

U suc

[@uniquepupa10]

*THROWIN SHIT AT ME NOWW ARE YA?*

[@Satchel_Charge__]

GIVE ME FOOKIN SPEAR BACK 'N SHIT

[@Jojo-uc9or]

Britain at it's finest.

[@ohkei7287]

What did he say?

[@raccooncityhunk497]

Legitimately started crying with laughter when the dial-up started and he slowly started moving forward with the rock.

[@williamthebritoriginal]

Dear God that first kid was offensively English.

[@crazyprsn]

+williamthescot FOOKIN FOOK MATE FOOKIN FOOK FOOKIN FOOKITY FOOK! M8!

[@TheTechnoLocker]

+williamthescot uwotm8?

[@MrMexicanGrigo]

Salford!

[@hlary8320]

+williamthescot a walking talking sterotype

[@reddevilstv3886]

+TheTechnoLocker didn't expect to see you hear Ive been watching you since your fallout 4 let's play

[@reimo90]

*KOLLEKT STOUN* This dude literally ate his mic

[@Utorak007]

Alright.

[@QueenAlexia88]

Nouwee

[@Ordinary_Peasant]

+Utorak007 croatia

[@andrbobr]

I'm crying

[@ThePiachu90]

+Utorak007 Settle down ok?

[@fishyfaceism]

collect voot

[@oujof4415]

1:25 a legend is born

[@Sparkles]

Hilarious as always

[@Jetmaster96]

+Sparkles ☆ #1 Gaming - CSGO & more ☆ Hey Sparkles :P

[@DEN8Y]

Hi

[@lostpockets222]

will u buy me a car too ?

[@kesman9381]

“No”

[@seinfan9]

kolek-t vood

[@S98al1]

seinfan9 no

[@elpamidor6601]

turkish accent :D

[@azumarill1403]

Nou!

[@kainsemyonov3244]

2:42 *lip smack* what

[@babala00]

LOL I DIED! THANKS!

[@method3553]

ahaah

[@aur.consurgens]

now that i noticed the lip smack it's 100x funnier lmao

[@Lzz4100]

Collect vood

[@NesoN]

Collect STOONE

[@CookieWKZ]

no

[@rodjii]

reflex AYYYY VROO

[@koshfu]

I was in tears at the NPC kill, the best yet Daniels.

[@tharpe63]

4:19 The last face Epstein saw before his “Suicide”

[@GamerRoman]

The NPC part is like a damn comedy skatch.

[@Meemitalo_]

"Yea so this grill was uhh..." - sounds so much like he didn't even know how to continue the sentence, he just wanted the guy to interrupt him and get angry so he wouldn't have to :D

[@rafag9153]

Im crying

[@Nabooru956]

"I realize I really like this place" Damn... i feel kinda bad for him

[@zople]

almost a year and this shit is the funniest shit in rust i ever seen

[@thrice2565]

6 years and its the funniest still

[@blue.s6812]

COLLECT WUUUUUD! Daniel you're a flippin genius. never stop posting. honestly your videos leave me in tears of laughter every time.

[@anythingnowaday]

the NPC's crazy

[@aur.consurgens]

- KOLLEKTVÜDH! - No... - **smacks lips** ...Wut?

[@bakerofbake]

Daniel you're the best dude. I found you last night and I showed all my friends - needless to say we all loved your content. Hope to see more from you :)

[@MidnightOutlaw]

Can we please just acknowledge how fucking sick that axe throw was though?

[@PhialTrout]

MidnightOutlaw That happens everyday in rust lmao

[@vubbz]

Koleckt Vood

[@crazyprsn]

No!

[@QueenAlexia88]

Nouwee

[@Dannnneh]

+Vubbz' Channel Voot*

[@rudyarriaza1886]

FOR NARNIA

[@ThinkAbstract]

FONANIA

[@billyboy7694]

Rufus kek

[@wahyususeno6577]

for nine years.

[@manaberry]

Daniel my savior

[@QueenAlexia88]

knowee

[@Soad4Life555]

I'm in tears after the NPC bit.

[@crazyprsn]

COLLECT VOOOOOOD!

[@QueenAlexia88]

Nouww

[@QueenAlexia88]

No

[@AkTeamTV]

+ƬψƬ ☢ ๏เภא‎ COLLECT VOOT

[@QueenAlexia88]

no

[@bigibos]

Burberry Kolekt sTouun

[@Petinek.]

When the dalek voice started screaming exterminate, i laughed so hard xd

[@goldy7657]

Rust: Become Human

[@VazzyCow]

cOLLECT VVOOOOD

[@matzkoooo]

VazzyCow nooo

[@leemo008]

No!

[@RXBSKEY]

ur vids are the only light in my dark horrible life

[@chelseasoccer22]

The subtle backing from the npc every time the guy tries to get close and say "kolect vood" gets me every time lmaooo

[@Swassticles]

I'm glad the grumps mentioned you, you deserve a lot more recognition, I always knew you'd make it

[@wuhr2790]

No furries allowed beyond this point

[@Swassticles]

but I've had my shots...

[@wuhr2790]

Howlie kins heyyyyyyy you've got pretty good music on your page

[@Swassticles]

oh thanks, just a hobby of mine.

[@rylan3917]

When did the grumps mention him?

[@incrediblej.9762]

“Let’s find some animals” “No”

[@baliiiiii]

Legends say he is still saying collect wood

[@mooo_447]

*vood

[@NoBodyReadThese]

Tq NPC for making these video possible *u very friendly man* !

[@niallaptz]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in...maybe years.

[@Wizard747]

COLEKTE VOODE

[@Ender436]

Been watching this video for quite a while now

[@asdf7219]

This is by far, Daniel's best masterpiece.

[@jojopetv]

For Narnia!!!

[@Nomnomnomiana]

Might be 5 years late, but holy shit this is got me in tears.

[@sprod2560]

Holy shit, this was fucking Hillarious, I am literally crying from laughter right now hahaha

[@EhFrank]

Thanks to this video, any time I'm gathering resources in a game, I constantly mutter to myself "Collect vwood, collect vwood"

[@SuperChocolateBear05]

Holy shit this is hilarious

[@MainManMemphis]

I love how the Daniel meter starts almost completely full - cuz it implies that the Daniel-ing has been going on already before the video.

[@SgtTeddybear66]

Kollekt Fewd

[@brickjui9714]

+Tonito what?!

[@AlphaGamer1981]

thats not what he said and you know it

[@zonedoyestander]

When asked if he wanted to create an NPC he didn't expect it would be him.

[@RicoYouTube]

You need to make videos more often!!!

[@Mownardopisof]

+Andrew Frye No

[@blapblappigan8595]

+salshasam No

[@superfreegoat]

+salshasam umm because his videos are fuckin gold and we want as many as possible? hell if all he has is enough for like a video that's 1:45 seconds long i'd still want to see it

[@superfreegoat]

i mean, this is daniel we're talking about, it'd probably be quality either way.

[@blapblappigan8595]

superfreegoat No.

[@alperhawk]

Let my boi alper963 go he is just so innocent

[@littleloss8339]

Senmisin videodaki :Dd

[@ymc5703]

@@littleloss8339 misin ayrı

[@littleloss8339]

@@ymc5703 Bağışlayınız beni efendim

[@ymc5703]

@@littleloss8339 bir daha olmasın

[@H13rro]

great video m8. the NPC one was too good. "get vood " "no"

[@npc7463]

you wanna make NPC's ?

[@H13rro]

NPC holy mother ...

[@tyzorg]

When he started attacking him while playing the dialup modem sound I started crying. Funniest shit I've ever seen

[@DangerRussDayZ6533]

Man I love your stuff. Never laughed so hard watching a gaming video. Unfortunately as you get more popular, trolling people will become more difficult. If you stream/reocrd more often, it will become more difficult more quickly. Personally, I think you should continue at your current rate. This keeps the joke from getting old and also keeps you from becoming so well known that you can't troll anybody. Good luck man.

[@bwah9481]

god that opening is perfect

[@zekeyeager1458]

Settle down now, ok?

[@Head1essC1own]

"I am incapable of critical thinking and lack the ability to write anything meaningful or original at all" ---- ----The thought process of people who write "grump bump" or "GAMER GRUMP BROUGHT ME HERE xD"

[@escalan9409]

This literally made my day. I had to stop the video so many times because I couldn't hear it from laughing.

[@JohnPablob]

kolek wud

[@JohnPablob]

emptee

[@JohnPablob]

kolek ston

[@insertaghere]

+John Pablo Everytime i see that fucking picture its always you. holyyyy fuckkk every other video i watch

[@xdrnxfg]

+John Pablo ikr

[@fighton25]

+John Pablo Nouwee

[@Mathiasx2288]

looking back at this video and still being able to die of laughter... pls make more of this again :D

[@rustyarkmore5643]

>VOOD that literally had me in tears laughing

[@MajorOcelot_]

Dude, that dial-up tone had me stupid-laughing so bad

[@seeker4it]

Collect vood, collect vood, collect vood, collect vood, collect vood, collect vood, collect vood, collect vood.

[@andreaswill615]

He took the key of the house NO

[@Captain-Kuro]

Daniel where have you been?

[@bobcanapary7084]

+Bourne Wild No

[@RobinK]

+Bourne Wild He only uploads once a month mate.

[@Captain-Kuro]

Robin thanks :) I subbed on his last video and it's been quite some time since this video :(

[@machomamao]

+Bourne Wild Alright

[@CabooseAzul]

+Bourne Wild Behind you...

[@duriandigital1590]

Literally had to pause the video to continue laughing

[@mongorians22]

You seem to get a lot of UK and Slavic players, it really adds to the comedy. Are you on a European server or are there just a disproportionate amount of Europeans on Rust and DayZ?

[@R4ND4LLL]

mongorians22 do you have a problem with uk and eu people ??

[@BlackShadowSonic]

Silencer Did he ever say he has a problem with EU people?

[@R4ND4LLL]

Angelo Hey settle down ok?

[@BlackShadowSonic]

Silencer How did I fall for such an obvious troll.

[@BlackShadowSonic]

Silencer Ain't falling another time.

[@Scriptures_K]

Laughed hard 0:01 seconds in, Jesus Christ. Your channel is amazing.

[@Blind_Hawk]

It is also effective to say "learn to speak English" to brits and people from the uk in general. always funny 100%

[@TarrantTheHero]

I just found this channel and I could not have found a more pure form of gold

[@fawfuls]

My sides are in pain

[@gronak1550]

this is my favourite rust video of all time, so funny

[@BiohazardProductions]

You have the potential to be really big, and if you posted vids more often it could be a steady source of income for you. I mean, consider the number of views on this video, and it's only a day old.

[@cnt369]

I agree. I know Daniel probably wants to put out quality content, but even if it wasn't as good as his videos now I think he'd still get a huge following even if the quality drops a bit.

[@xCoachTheGhost]

+BiohazardProductions I'm assuming it's kind of hard to get this high quality footage. He seems to only want the best to be in his videos.

[@raaanndddojuhnnnker9674]

"Whaa- why did he attack me?" "Ooh, he probably thought you were a rock."

[@kazzz2765]

Классные у тебя видео

[@kazzz2765]

+DanielFromSL can you repeat that in english?

[@roadreezy]

+DanielFromSL ты лох

[@ARCcapitan]

Cheeki Breeki

[@kazzz2765]

Scirocco i v damkee

[@zenmaster775]

THE NPC IS CRAZY

[@aidenraine6725]

"Exterminate! Exterminate!" "He is killing me"

[@bniy]

E X T E R M I N A T E