UBER DRIVER FROM SPACE! (Shellshock Live w/ Friends)

[@RetroNitro_TV]

2:59 *SUDDEN SHADOW CLONE JUTSU* Edit: 3:50 *Imagine your typical color wheel,but the color orange is replaced with "MISSING IN ACTION" with a bullet hole in the middle*

[@theblazingblight]

It was the power of the gravity inside his liver.

[@theslimeassassin3287]

*LIVER GRAVITY*

[@reinxraidenchannel9807]

7:26 *John Appears behind Aphex* John: Omae wa mo shindeiru Aphex: NANI?!

[@huntergood1661]

“gravity is stored in the liver”~uber driver 2019

[@RolomirFenrir]

Having Smarty on your team is like having a double edged sword, except the edge that points toward the enemy is blunted.

[@Kurokubi]

Ever been cracked upside the head with a blunted metal sword? I have, it wasnt very hard but god dammit did it fuckin' hurt.

[@cobraglatiator]

@@Kurokubi just wear armor. duh.

[@tritondemius3723]

3:01 Chilled harnessed his liver energy

[@Sybato]

I like how Aphex said "Quinceañera's are for girls" and not "I'm not 15!"

[@sirarietichee7260]

I'm an Uber and Lyft driver, but before that I drove for various companies. There are two types of drivers Lyft/Uber drivers. The first will only talk if you're willing to have a conversation around polite topics and things you bring up that you are interested in. The second think of you as their personal KZbin comment section and tell you all of the things that their parents told them to never say at Thanksgiving dinner ever again. You are their best friend, therapist, and co-conspirator for the remainder of the ride. Or their worst enemy if you're brave enough to tell the person driving the vehicle that you are stuck in that they are crazy and need to seek help.

[@tokatstorm9270]

Oh shit I didn't know Aphex was a purple kind of guy. Now the derp crew has all the colors of the rainbow! Ze- Red Tom- Orange John- Yellow Galm- Green Chilled- Blue (he tried to be red but Ze just had better branding) Aphex- Purple

[@jacktheripr8973]

Standard Central American gang color.

[@davidmcgill1000]

Thought those colors were already established back when they did quadcam.

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Aphex has the best colour

[@maciekx10]

So chilled had a run in with a Scientology freak

[@frostaminimations1785]

"And that's why I'm not subscribed" I'm dead fam

[@sonairshadowheart254]

I took a couple ubers once. One of the ladies didnt even know her way around town and asked me if I knew the way. I was new to town which was the whole reason I was using uber.

[@Volcaking._1]

5:23 luck and science are always on smarty's side

[@tehbosaw2587]

Unrelated to the main topic: I can’t help but be a little triggered when John shot that fleet straight up in the air. ;-; 45 angle, John. 45 ANGLE

[@shawnheatherly]

That Uber driver is making me think all Uber drivers should have to pass some psych tests.

[@Misanthropolis]

Or at least a drug test.

[@thenightmarewizardcat]

Maybe he was a cultist and was trying to fill his new member's quota.

[@stormrunner1177]

“I Gumball Waterson, will E L I M I N A T E the middle class.” -Gumball Waterson

[@cobraglatiator]

looks like he doesn't have much work a head of him if that's his campaign promise. but hey, at least he's being honest, that's a nice change from normal politics. now who i do have a problem with is the people running him, what's the matter with you?! too damn lazy to finish the job your own selves? so you gotta send in someone else to do the remainder of the work for you? for shame. should be ashamed of yourselves.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Omfg that damn video

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

1:20 man had some good points... 2:03 OH DEAR THE RTX LADY 2:40 take my liver gravity 2:55 DOUBLE FACECAM DAFUQ

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

3:15 change tides of the game... Or not

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

3:58 toms M.I.A. Ze: I live with him and he feels M.I.A.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

4:43 John yes NO yes NO WTF- oh you're back

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Test

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

5:20 black hole 240 airstrike

[@shadowsnesgamer1453]

It's John's best game? *SpongeBob sings it's the best day ever in the distance*

[@SPOOKiE_GRND]

Chilled: John, why do I see 0? What happened? Well Chilled, the answer to that is 120 damage to Ze over the last 2 turns.

[@ianroscablu]

140*

[@lastwymsi]

"Thats for GIRLS you dunce!" Is my new favorite quote

[@marquiseselage8598]

That Uber you got chilled I don't know he might be on something. "Praying with your head, heart and Liver". Also that gravity is from the liver. That's strange

[@remiliascarletdevil8198]

After witnessing Smarty's best game, I can now rest in pieces. QuQ

[@blamb9977]

5:58 Aphex: Chilled... I don’t feel so good

[@Sybato]

4:50 My favorite thing is when Ze turns into a dog

[@tactricks]

he was tryna wake u up , we are multidimensional beings

[@ramendragon3628]

Smarty kicked butt and was MVP on Shellshock. Wow I've seen ot all now.

[@Elzothejoy]

4:10 I actually went to check to see if that was the thumbnail

[@andrewvarney5687]

That 240 shot for John was really impressive!!!

[@rextyrrano5183]

The guy spoke to jesus by moving things without touching them? Never thougt i'd agree with smarty but what was that guy smoking?

[@Sybato]

I've been meaning to ask if Tom was still alive

[@creativeopinion7609]

The amount of crits in this video is a shellshock player's wet dream

[@TheHalf_Canadian]

Smarty got MVP?!

[@zanebeast7654]

I just bought it for PS4 and I'm super excited!

[@ThatPig8]

I bet that Uber driver was like imma see how many people I can fuck with today and rehearsed the whole thing so he wouldn’t laugh

[@Sybato]

To show you the power of flex tape, Ze sawed John's health in half

[@bigjoes.1545]

14:00 John does over 100 damage to z and no one notices.

[@ASadP1ckle]

I saw 2 chilleds for a second and im terrified

[@Maothen]

I like Chilled, but every time he says "nucular" instead of nuclear, I die a little inside...

[@SapientGalaxy]

you could say it's "fustrating"

[@Natrocks03]

The anunnaki theory is a pretty cool one

[@ItsJustAGuy]

Isn't Uber driver from space the plot of a movie with Jason Stamos (I think that's his name, bald dude, does alot of action movies, British)

[@Bob_Smith]

Eyy the intros back!

[@jennifersmith2719]

smarty has got me shook. this was a good game

[@jefficus_9351]

Chilled, in games you are nearly guaranteed a win, aka the 3rd one, You should focus on using weapons that need xp instead of maxed out weapons. Also the 5 ball weapon is powerful at close range, if you lob it on people like a napalm.

[@emmo11]

um I've never went to oovoo javer

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

11:40 match with some randoms 13:02 radar, look how the botherers curve 13:30 locked in "truce?" ... a LOT to unpack that round 5:55 thats for girls ya dunce! The male version.... gang initiation... cant we just get some FroYo? 7:05 im dead 7:20 omae no shinduru... johns best game 8:50 now no mercy on john... shiper crit AND heavy jet overkill. Lotta pent up aggression *9:45** try long shot x2 smartsnipe.... go ahead get yourself something nice!*

[@xredpepperx1383]

The red haired cab driver from justice league action

[@wiseone2333]

3:00 when one is not enough

[@theslimeassassin3287]

Tbh, i think it’d be awesome to fight you and the guys in a team... obviously with a team on my side

[@tat2915]

Quality space x reference

[@thenightmarewizardcat]

Chilled, the weird people you find is... outward scary.

[@SakuraBlueFlame]

“What drugs were he on” Smarty - WHAT ARE YOU ON DUDE?! Man what a Flub

[@agrape2887]

Gravity is stored in the liver

[@Desk_Socks]

These people described in the uber live all throughout the south, so I don't doubt the story. John coming in with the sudden improvement, and ze is still subpar. Had ze been an enemy that smartsnipe 2x would've most likely hit.

[@glad16252]

Critmas came early this game lol

[@ChrisProfrock]

8:25 I don't understand how the sniper sometimes does more damage than is physically possible. Sniper max damage is 100 and with a crit it's 200. Ze somehow did 212. Doesn't make any got damn sense.

[@MayeeshaFahmida]

It might be because it was a sub sniper

[@ChrisProfrock]

@@MayeeshaFahmida Smart snipe is a max of 100 and that's the last one, granted smart snipe gets more leniency.

[@RoboBirdman]

Sub sniper does up to 120, I'm pretty sure.

[@MrCrazyankeefan]

2:18 why does chilled's health just disappear?

[@YoruKurotsuki]

Game lagged

[@mackeyelijah9124]

CLAP DAMIT, CLAP

[@satanscumsock5135]

Welp chilled today’s my bday and my girl left me but your videos are gonna keep me going love your work

[@CaptainOfGames]

2:49 That missed shot is entirely because you always shoot 100 power into the air. Most players your level would easily have landed that, but you've gotten so bad at lobbing shots. It's always "100 power / xx angle."

[@Werewolf_Korra]

11:40 Anime time skip

[@calvin2263]

Gravity from the liver... So when people eat liver, does that mean we are slowly imploding ourselves?

[@garves47]

Gravity is stored in the balls

[@Superboi7777]

0:07 you talk like we aren't...

[@logannoskey3945]

Yay

[@grim566]

I heard it as Old Testament Galm not old Testament God

[@whisperofthebookworm5341]

Wow demonetized quick huh. Why is Uber being demonetized

[@Ghosthoghug]

What happen at 3:01

[@TheDutchisGaming]

0:55 scientology?

[@SmokeyOwOs]

I too get druggy Uber drivers

[@woochitelj]

Is there anyone who could contact Chilled in any way and tell him how the tormentor weapons work? xD Seeing Ze coming close enough to the enemy and then backing up from them made me rage inside a little :) People have been trying to explain to them how those weapons work for quite a while now and they either haven't seen it or if they did they just ignore it and fire it the wrong way xD

[@danielsteyer76]

If you have time youtube a couple names. COREY GOODE AND DAVID WILCOCK

[@TheJarJarKinks]

Honestly, when the religious proselytizers realize that being an Uber driver is an easy way to get captive audiences, at least until your rating drops too low, then I'll probably stop using Uber.

[@Havok91]

Heads up, KZbin, and even Google accounts, ARE GETTING BANNED FOR USING EMOTES IN LIVESTREAMS. Please, if you livestream or watch livestreams, play it safe and avoid using emotes in general.

[@michaelc.brownsr4680]

Level 88?? Really?? Is this game all that you play??

[@michaelc.brownsr4680]

I know what this Uber driver is talking about! We are not ACTUALLY human! Humans aren't Real!

[@eoinking7755]

In early

[@timothyalsip2031]

It's called being a drewadist it's a religious group and I know cause I have a regular customer in my store that is one

[@totaldan99]

At

[@BlueAngel008]

Has anyone else lost the ability to skip ads????

[@Desk_Socks]

They removed most skippable ads to make us plebeians suffer.

[@BlueAngel008]

@@Desk_Socks Well at least it's not just me. It just so happened around the same time as I was doing something with my PC. So I got paranoid thinking that somehow I bugged the button away lol. Thanks.

[@Desk_Socks]

@@BlueAngel008 just KZbin trying to make ads as annoying as possible until people buy red.

[@darrenmaschino3346]

5th

[@YPinkie]

Wtf is this new comment system dude pfff

[@rainbowshowers]

What’s different?

[@Scorpio-ms9vk]

For phones the comments are on the top above the similar videos instead of below them

[@VadoseFish]

Chilled don't you know? Our liver does talk to us. But to only those who are chosen and is about to die to liver failure. 😂😂😂😂 (Respect to those that have died to liver failure). Edit: Now that I have read this. I've realized that it is not that funny. 😂😄😃😐 Or was it!! 😈😈. No it wasn't.

[@MegaBrAnDoN04]

I’ll be honest here, I don’t like smarty. I’ve literally had 0 entertainment from him ever.

[@dustinrabe5907]

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