SMOKING SIMULATOR

[@UberHaxorNova]

puff puff

[@voltagevision]

Toot toot. TuT

[@TitledInfamous]

Pass

[@hasibhossain4328]

puff puff pass it friday :^)

[@KhalilCora]

Lmfaooooooooo

[@ZeShirky]

Poofin'

[@TheFrodoBaggins33]

"LOVER SAYS HE'S PREGNANT?" Completely lost it there XD

[@Glasstionempire]

I miss nova, but James is cool too If only one day nova and James would do a video together

[@SLTRR]

dafuq?

[@ikossaltiel8501]

wut??

[@BLUEHOUNDZULU]

Nick Arabatzis CT 100

[@DezamaruVG]

BLUEHOUNDZULU wat?

[@PlatypusSteroids]

DezamaruVG watch Creature Talk 100

[@NYRangersFan46]

"NOO! SHE SAID SHE'S PREGNANT!!! NOOOOOO!! EVERYBODY'S FUCKED!!" ~James Wilson, 2014

[@onervaattori]

Literally fucked...

[@Literalchutoy87]

12 Year old me: This is the funniest shit I"ve ever seen 20 Year old me: This is still the funniest shit I've ever see

[@TheRetroGamerHD]

Cancer Simulator: the Sequel to Smoking Simulator

[@quackidilly_hd1155]

Lung Cancer Simulator:A Mod too Cancer Simulator

[@Austin_B97]

Death Simulator. The third installment in the franchise.

[@WEndro333]

Harm0nicCha0s Death Simulator: Digging Graves DLC Now Released Only for 30$

[@jfsmit1995]

WiseEndro333 10/10 must buy

[@TheKittehGamerz]

we luv u

[@veincalldomv1628]

"Lover says he's pregnant!" XD

[@xLurycz]

I love how people try to defend smoking by saying it reliefs stress, but the only reason you get stressed out is because your brain carves for Nicotine.

[@TheSuperSketcher]

Id sure hate for my brain to be carved out by nicotine.

[@TheDanDeeMan]

i g3tz u reel high m8 so buzz off m8. I smoek it evry day n8 i live happy cuz im alwys bl4zed skrub

[@Thebeatlesnumber]

TheDanDeeMan I don't think you're smoking cigs man...

[@LittleCthulhuOne]

If people want to drink or smoke just let them. As long they don't smoke indoors is ok.

[@Dizmantel]

Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't but maybe it helps when you got a shitty E5 standing there watching you pull weeds out of the cracks of the mp by hand because the plt sgt said to clean the mp because top overheard sm say the mp looked dusty. And now you're there not even halfway done and it's 1850 when cob was supposed to be at 1700 because "you haven't made any progress" when they tasked it out 1645 and it's top priority and can't wait till tomorrow or else terrorist will see it as a sign of weakness and invade the base all because we didn't finish deweeding an mp. but i don't expect anyone to understand

[@arinscreamynards49]

I like how the protag has a lover but gets mad when the wife says she's leaving him for the milk man.

[@n.mightslapallama1874]

7:27 Lover says *he's* pregnant, Nova? Do you know where babies come from?

[@flamespirit919]

Well. When a man and woman love each other very much...

[@Ryan-mj2gj]

flamespirit919 he pointed out that nova said "he's pregnant" not "she's prehnant"

[@flamespirit919]

Ryan Kacprzyk I never said who gets pregnant.

[@Ryan-mj2gj]

flamespirit919 its the dog that gets pregnant

[@flamespirit919]

Ryan Kacprzyk Exactly!

[@Austin_B97]

This video is funny and all, but it reminds me of how much I hate smoking. My parents have smoked around me since I was 2-3 years old. I used to live in a household where 3 adults (my mum, step dad, and g-ma) smoked a pack a day. Can you imagine how much of that shit I breathed in? The worst part is: I didn't even realize how bad it smelled in that house until we moved. I almost never want to visit my grandma now because it reeks so much there. I also have to wonder how badly it has affected me. I can't say for sure but all that second-hand smoking has probably fucked my lungs up.

[@parkedoutsideintherain4098]

cen i hav pusi b0ss pls

[@MultiDraco999]

Probably all that shit coming out of your mouth was from second hand smoking.

[@amyduff7636]

+Multii shut the fuck up bro umad

[@guts7925]

+Harm0nicCha0s I understand how you must have felt. My father stopped smoking a few years ago because of the amount of damage he could have been doing and my Grand dad still smokes to this day.

[@scrunglee]

Don't act like your the only fucking one. Back before I started smoking pot. (Because its illegal in the state I live in now I had to stop) I used to be asked if I smoked because I had to get my lungs checked when I got sick really bad one year. It was before I started smoking. And my lungs were comparable to a smoker's.

[@TheRealTonyStark]

This game is amazing. We need a proper series of this, the bit with the boss in the office when Nova killed him needs to be an animated classic.

[@brycet2002]

Yes

[@smokingsimdev1694]

Now that's an interesting idea...

[@noafish55]

Those freaking simulators XD Honestly, I'm waiting for those silly videos all the time, James knows how to make me laugh no matter what he plays

[@samuelwright9477]

James defiantly makes funnier videos than nova did

[@noafish55]

Samuel Wright The new guy you mean?

[@noafish55]

***** Everyone does that XD

[@lamarpray5324]

I love how as he blew up about declining live crabs in game his character started spazzing out too 😂😂

[@TeamTurnover]

Life lesson: Not smoking causes you to go into a maniacal rage where you literally flip shit and get fired from your job in a minute flat.

[@Andri474]

This only applies to smoking addicts, of course.

[@Itsmellslikehonor]

This game pretty much sums up stress at work.

[@kingtutspro]

James could be a good salesman!

[@oxkiller79]

8:12 Your character must really like live crabs. He destroyed his cubicle because he didn't buy them.

[@venomisaacl8963]

7:25 "Lover said *he's* pregnant" -James He's?

[@mabry2791]

"Lover says he's pregnant!?" Wait, what did you just say James?

[@K_B_3]

Doctor says you should stop smoking, starts smoking for no reason.

[@halfpoints]

"Give me a goddamn cigarette or I'm going to rage!" Every smoker ever.

[@thesock1657]

I'M COMIN IN BOSS! *Punches down door* I'M COMIN IN FULL FORCE! *Kicks down double door and tackles boss*

[@ahmedalumsawy9665]

Nova I don't know if your going to look at this but I'll just say it you are one of the youtubers that bring me a smile everyday when I am sad all I have to do is watch a video of you and it makes me laugh so much that I cry and I want to say thank you for everything you do for everyone for being one of all youtubers to think about the viewers than yourself thank you so much!!!

[@EpicSilverr]

Nova on every video: ''ALRIGHT HELLO!''

[@Thitoss]

Seamus on every video : "Alright ladies and gentleman"

[@UnoriginalDnA]

"I can smoke anywhere I want, even in front of you!" *slowly pulls out cig* YOU ARE FIRED!!! James goes quiet haha! Too good!

[@samteejaykay]

Don't smoke kids.

[@yovilleuser13]

Who smokes kids? Smoke cigs

[@thelazarous]

***** Well, there goes that...

[@pivotdude324hi]

Posted on my birthday, and six years later, here I am, marlboro between my fingers. yikers

[@ZAEKS]

"lover says he's pregnant!?" what!? xD

[@japzer4045]

8:16 This went perfectly with Nova's reaction XD

[@Hfsgufdvhh]

This is my first time reacting to this channel and I already like it

[@turbopixie1225]

"I can smoke anywhere I want Bbbbitchhh" " YOU'RE FIRED!" I laughed so hard lol

[@eldude8909]

*Insert self righteous purist speech about how bad smoking is here*

[@maybeidlikesomesauce7976]

I remember coming home from middle school and watching these videos ahh gooood times

[@Blackberry0672]

Nova play Farming Simulator with Immortal!

[@babycabbagegaming]

He did a while back with kootra

[@codboroks97]

this simulator is spot on. i cant think of any other simulator thats more realistic than this.

[@undeadjester386]

Its nice that your using your facecam now

[@arcticinfinite2721]

He has been using his facecam for months..

[@undeadjester386]

yeh but i thought that he would just forget to put his face cam on but he hasn't

[@RuzzenThor]

Um, I like your glaze (I think that's the name of her) picture

[@undeadjester386]

thx RuzzenThor

[@epicrainbowcat]

He was left for the milkman and fired in a matter of seconds. This game is more brutal than HardTime.

[@TekSolstice]

Omg he's trying WAY. TO. FUCKING. HARD.

[@flatfoot679]

Too*

[@TekSolstice]

Yes yes, I know. I was tired when I made that comment.

[@flatfoot679]

Tek Solstice That alright :p

[@voyevodaa]

flatfoot679 That's*

[@flatfoot679]

Nima A. Haha, looks like I'm guilty of making some mistakes once in a while as well.

[@BeenieBomb]

Nova is the funniest gamer on KZbin. Seriously I can't think of any other KZbin that has consistently made me legit laugh in every single video! Haha

[@grannytorrelli2560]

This video has been such a bad influence on my children! My youngest is only 4 years old and he now smokes 24 packs a day! Please take down this video as it is a bad influence on children! -A Mentally Challenged Mother

[@123sniperassasin]

Lol

[@fpsvoltage3005]

i give this comment a 10/10

[@grannytorrelli2560]

Jimie Langevin Um, why thank you very much. Ummm, this means a lot to me and I, uh, would, um, like to thank my mom and dad for always being there to support me. Even if they were a little skeptical of my, um, career choice at first, uh, they really helped me through the, uh, tough times of being a professional KZbin commentor. I would also like to thank the, um, academy or whatever it is, that awarded me this, uh, prestigious award. This will definitely be going on the, um, refrigerator when I get home. Thank you, thank you very much.

[@CatgirlChristina]

Jimie Langevin 10/10 ha i would give it infinite/10

[@jacobdukee2046]

24 packs isnt much thats only 480 cigs a day

[@edinsuljevic9508]

This needs to be an animated classic

[@True.Light.]

If you ever need a cigarette, just ask Bigby Wolf. He'll be willing to share.

[@justmehere34]

Thoroughly convinced you can make a Simulator about anything.

[@AgentSpektor]

A good friend of my parents died 1 week ago because he was smoking and drugs he got cancer :( he was only 54 years old I was really depressed that week R.I.P :(((((

[@SteveFennelly]

"and drugs"

[@cocoman11111]

Someone I knew died from watching anime and jumping off a bridge, so remember, don't watch anime!

[@user-qh8fk7us9v]

Steve Fennelly Cigarettes aswell as alcohol are drugs

[@SteveFennelly]

Jonas Døj Thanks for telling me exactly what the fella before you just said. I know that, I also know that the child who posted the original comment didn't know that and I didn't feel the need to give out to him more so then I already did.

[@Thacrazytaco]

cocoman11111 But...but...my waifus....

[@jakeliguori3342]

I expected this to be one of those apps where you just roll up some weed and take a puff but this is so much better.

[@briffeyy]

Darude-Sandstorm

[@HaleyBombastic]

God nova you always cheer me up

[@TheDragonFruit]

Damn Dude

[@SpaceWaters]

4:33 - Little did James know, this would be his future resignation from the "Others".

[@Logifanogi]

Comment Section: "Omg smoking is bad and I h8 anyone who smokes because if I don't like smoking no one should be able to!!! >:( "

[@MyNamesCollin]

Its funny, I dont like smoking because of my asthma and the fact my grandma has lung cancer and is dying in a few months. Also what was the point in your comment? To bitch about people bitching?

[@Logifanogi]

AQWcsr96 Because this comment section is hilariously butthurt.

[@scarregames]

Logifanogi Smoking kills people. It's not butthurt, it's the truth. Go back to 1946.

[@IWorkAtWallMart]

If you're stupid enough to smoke, you deserve the terrible consequences.

[@DauhsoJ]

IWorkAtWallMart it's not always stupidity

[@YouKnowIttYT]

I love how James is able to turn a smoking simulator into an office murder simulator.

[@chipotlewhitegirlstarbucks1015]

This intro is going to give me a seizure...

[@mt2oo8]

That heartbeat sound gives me Anxiety

[@TheWickedTongue]

I miss the old pewdiepie

[@laurenmcgaha1085]

"Ya hear me bitch? Imma smoke right in front of you. Mhmmmm." I about died at this part!!😂😂

[@RoseOfEnigma]

I bet this has Lung Cancer DLC

[@Figantro]

I really love what you do. You are very entertaining. Thank you. Your voice is amazing, and I also love how you add role-play in games you play.

[@TheMysticDX]

What's the name of the music in Rage Mode ?

[@marcourtubey7834]

bluerose 3 years and no answer :(

[@metalmoshingmad777]

Marco Urtubey it's just royalty free music.

[@PuncakeLord23]

I love how after he saw that websites were blocked he just flips his fricken desk and goes into RAGE MODE

[@blexzenn9489]

Who knew male lovers could get pregnant...

[@Syntax_Error98]

that was his wife

[@CaliforniaWaffle]

Nova said he is pregnant

[@Syntax_Error98]

Catis Poopis well, hes nova so theres that.

[@de-ceased8981]

"Ahhhhh yooouuu bitchh, you put me over the edge". Literally cried laughing

[@alondraagabo3832]

Who's watching in 206..?

[@lacieeye]

+Ken Dama the dinosaurs.. or maybe no one if its 206.

[@TheRespawnBlitz]

+Lacie “LifeIsRuined.” C Maybe 206 AD?

[@lacieeye]

***** Maybe

[@Mark-wp9en]

206 BCE

[@DFusions_]

4:50 Nova: OH NO SLENDER IS COMING (Runs) gets fired for smoking

[@kevinfuentes4165]

🐮🔪

[@daryledebs7627]

KILL THAT COW

[@kevinfuentes4165]

Shut yo bitch ass up

[@movecount]

suh dude

[@KawArai64]

This is the best thing I’ve watched in ages

[@Loghaine633]

I have never smoked a cigarette, and never will. can someone tell me why it isn't illegal? I also have never smoked weed before, and never will, can someone tell me why that is illegal? Smoking cigarettes is so much worse for you than smoking weed its insane. everyone saw at the start how many bad things smoking can cause. But how many things had weed caused? maybe some panic attacks, anxiety,depression. I am not saying that weed is good, but smoking is so much worse for you. Both should be illegal. If not only weed should be legal.

[@scrobble8127]

Weed can kill?

[@IlKairos]

Cigarettes is one of the most valuable products the US produces and makes revenue of off. Selling it to other countries makes a shit ton of money for the US. That is why.

[@Loghaine633]

SpeakOfTheDevil when did i say that weed kills though? I said it causes anxiety and depression.

[@rob19204]

Because cigarettes are to popular to make illegal, its a huge business and those companies would not allow for cigarettes to become illegal. Also alot of people smoke them and crave them, if they became illegal it would most likely turn into a situation similar to prohibition in the U.S. during the 1920's.

[@WoHJosh]

Simple the government makes money off what you buy cigarettes=money and no doubt pot will be come legal for the same reason.

[@Daniel-Rosa.]

This was actually much better than the premise made me think it would! Y'know... being a _nonsense simulator_ game and everything.

[@mattc.4138]

Eww smoking

[@MinimiMax]

This is clearly an educational game which explains to you that if you smoke, you can't keep a job for more than one day.

[@themadblooddemon3961]

THE RAGE!!! Awesome video nova Your the greatest

[@Wiltingboy]

I swear to god I just woke up, lit a cigarette, go to see if Nova uploaded WAU and I see this

[@PeepWrld333]

8 years later and I remember the day it was uploaded

[@-Morde]

In the back of my mind, this is making me want to smoke, but at the same time its making me want to quit.

[@bannanadk]

8:09 haven't laughed so hard in a loong tkme :'D

[@xxskyrimboyxx1]

2:28 When I rage in Call Of Duty

[@MFMike]

This is a surprisingly accurate simulator.

[@robertsmith3494]

Why is this not an animated classic

[@Gearoftime]

Loved this game. Thanks Nova

[@c00000000g]

Holy shit! I love how true to form these stimulators are. I mean fuck knows how I turn into the Hulk if I don't get a puff every two minutes. This game. Is. My life.

[@OPPOSITEOFADULTSx]

Great Video Nova Even Though I Haven't Watched It Yet -Kyle Wood

[@DoujinReader]

Gibbzee -Gibbzee

[@OPPOSITEOFADULTSx]

Gibbzee So People Like You Can Complain About It Because You Have Nothing Better To Do -Wyle Kood

[@LYAFY]

THIS IS SO GOOD HAHAHAHA Hes gunna start smoking if he doesn't already from playing this

[@NaruSakulover1]

This should definately be an animated classics specially the first time when he flips the table and the one where he kills everyone in the office, it could be a animated longer than the others of nova in different jobs as he gets fired from other companies to put in all the funny moments.

[@reapr31337]

This makes me want to take up smoking, because it then I could temporarily stop to gain super strength. :D

[@VileJackie]

Rage mode is how the creatures act when they don't get their 40 daily cigs.

[@valb1525]

omg this was so freaking funny. I was crying with laughter. XD

[@A_guan]

I literally laughed though the most of it James make simulators entertaining as like funny this made my day

[@shirakou1]

"NO I declined live crabs!" *flips table* xD

[@eddievelazquez5201]

Please do another part it was hilarious especially the ending xD

[@Godofawesome16]

Doctor: results aren't great. u need to stop smoking in the name of ur health Guy: *smokes cigarette to de stress*

[@keepiticy]

"lover said he's pregnant" tells alot about nova lmfao

[@NyxYuren]

someone actually worked really hard to make this game........are they insane???

[@TheMeepersLol]

The influx in how often you have to return to smoke a cigarette accurately portrays the life of one with an addiction. But even more than that, I like pizza.

[@MinecraftResume]

"Lover said HE'S pregnant" ahahah best part

[@Seymour13]

Damn that dude can smoke, he practically inhales an entire cig with one breath. xD

[@AyoubBerrahel]

As a Wrestling fan , in the intro with those flashing numbers all I was hearing was Chris Jericho's Theme in my head going "Break the walls down"

[@xPancakes4lyf]

best intro/5 minutes into a video ive ever seen XD

[@ShreddedSaber]

"Live crabs. I DECLINED LIVE CRABS?!?! NO!!!!"

[@DragonElf12]

i loveee this!!!!! please do more ^-^ it's so fun

[@malik82898]

So remember kids , smoke at least once a day or else you will go crazy with telepathic powers.