UFC 309 Bingo Card Predictions (Jones/Aspinall Rant)

[@trenhex]

"What's the question? Yeah we're gonna retire the heavyweight belt with Jon Jones. Yeah. There's only going to be an interim heavyweight belt now."

[@thebradcast5091]

almost choked on my food reading this

[@abhinavchauhan2425]

Nahh this shit got me rollin😂

[@Slim-Clips]

They’re gonna call Jones “the undisputed GOAT” at least 50 times and everyone’s gonna treat him like a normal person.

[@EliasRoy]

Sad

[@Red-mc5ee]

WE are the undisputed GOAT. WE own ASSpinall.

[@SteelSquishy]

​@@Red-mc5ee😂😂

[@DarrenReddix-p6r]

You're right & there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

[@BryanKlean]

Bro stop ruining the surprise right now

[@rocketsrequiem]

Its unfortunate this is bedtimes last video, Now that Australia is banning social media for people under 16 😥

[@ultralightjay7793]

😩

[@danielaguiar9807]

are you fr

[@_ImpalaMan]

I guess that one brainrot speech by that female senator worked

[@VitorGSM]

Don't worry, he'll be back in 6 years when he's old enough

[@tactmatic]

@@danielaguiar9807yes 😢

[@TairaSZN]

Miocic flying knee bar pick is valid.

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

I have my mortgage on that pick, specifically at 4:59 of round 5. Stipe is gonna make it happen, trust

[@Howitgoes799]

Old man stippy, can never count him out man.

[@aa1kfl]

I wonder what the odds are for this

[@TairaSZN]

@aminakhundov356 Miocic by sub has to be insane

[@RoryAnderson-t8r]

@@aa1kflhim to win alone is 5 to 1

[@darthmaul8278]

DC glazing Bo Nickals wrestling while Joe Rogan glazes Paul Craig’s Jiu Jitsu

[@bedtimemma]

Nah rogan be glazing nickals striking "his BOXING is insane for a guy whos only been in the sport for this long"

[@jezzathegoat]

the tom aspinall impression is getting better and better

[@rtlovcdd]

Sergei Spivac

[@Omariow]

Marcin tybura is a great fighter, i’d love to fight him

[@Tony-gy1iy]

Imagine if Shogun Rua or Machida refused to fight Jon Jones in 2011 because he “hadn’t done enough to earn it” or he “had nothing to offer them”

[@duckieg420_4]

Jon is pathetic and cowardly, that's really all there is to it. He's a cheater and doesn't deserve his sendoff

[@DarrenReddix-p6r]

Yeah well, ppl are different, isn't that too bad.

[@Tony-gy1iy]

@@DarrenReddix-p6r yeah, some people are warriors and fight all challengers, others duck the rightful contender and take the easy fights

[@DarrenReddix-p6r]

@@Tony-gy1iy Being a warrior isn't smart though, taking easy fights on the other hand is. Why take unnecessary brain damage? Imagine thinking wanting hard fights is something to brag about. Not everyone wants to be like Bonnar rip.

[@Tony-gy1iy]

@@DarrenReddix-p6rcool, thanks for admitting Jones is ducking Tom.

[@maddox6382]

Bedtime the most BADASS KZbinr ever

[@eliasmartin9842]

Listen kid let me tell you about Bedtime okay? That dude is BADASS

[@Greg-ys2gy]

People forget man

[@Superdog-gr5yh]

Dude imagine thinking that bedtime MMA isn't the best KZbinr dude

[@mrmeme2917]

Here's the fucking thing about bed time you guys , he's fucking great dude

[@VitorGSM]

I-i think Bedtime is a youtuber guys, i really do

[@Jtaguines]

Day 2 of asking bedtime to edit a bandage on belals head until his injury heals

[@jordanmilligan6402]

Bo Nickal gets two 10-8 rounds and then Craig subs him with a flying iminari in the last minute of round 3

[@yidikay4770]

Dana's picture in the middle makes me laugh every time I look at it 😂

[@clkgtr12]

"i wanna oil you up" dana: "wtf does that even mean" with that grin

[@chadthunderbean2932]

Little cutie grin

[@siicoviiciouse1629]

Yeah what’s the question ?

[@James-712]

Why can I see Jon calling out Pereira instead of retiring?

[@doublecupz]

Because Jones himself already said so

[@spikeboy101]

Because Jon loves to waste everyone's time. Sure call out Alex, but relinquish your belt so everyone can move on

[@SteelSquishy]

2nd Best case scenario is h beats the old man and never fights again

[@Prometheuss.cannabis.corner]

Probably because Aspinal's best win is Curtis Blades and Powaton has a list of great wins, I think 5 former champs! Very bizarre!

[@tylerwhite4557]

Because you know he’s a narcissist

[@Caden32105]

Bro the "HELLO JON" Aspinall impression is one of my new favorites 😂😂😂 im gonna be dropping it to myself while watching 309 like im schizophrenic, TRUST!!!!

[@olsc339]

Hello? John pork?

[@JustinJohnson-vc1gr]

If Stipe wins we need a " HRRRAAAGGGHH IM THE CHAMPION RAAAAGGGHH OHIO WOOOO AHHAJKAHGHJAOJTNN"

[@Ayoooo99-p3m]

We have a better chance of Kamala being president fam 😂

[@JustinJohnson-vc1gr]

@Ayoooo99-p3m Trump won so Stipe winning wouldn't surprise me even though I'm not picking him

[@MrPunjabproductions]

Old man Stippy

[@xblissfulleex]

Big meaty hooks

[@Worldgonesour]

Jones needs to be humbled and realize that not everything’s peaches and creamville

[@Slim-Clips]

My tele will be on mute the second Olives Chandler is over. The Jones guzzling is gonna be scary.

[@vladsta3833]

Turn on spanish commentary

[@LupeJustinian]

"Scary" 🤣🤣🤣 bro that's perfect

[@Mslmlmlm0]

What do you mean? The commentary is gonna be BADASS.

[@DarrenReddix-p6r]

You're right instead Jose Aldo should be glazed because he's the GOAT.

[@Slim-Clips]

@ Yes, exactly.

[@SpadeVI]

People forget man DC and Jon fought each other with an 8 year age gap while Jon is ducking a fight against a guy 7 years younger than him

[@Khew32]

I was mid fucking squat rep at the gym for the Mugumbo line and the laugh made me crumble to the floor and drop the weight thanks bedtime very cool

[@vroom-c6s]

Who tf watches bedtime while working out💀💀

[@default9555]

​@@vroom-c6sme

[@Khew32]

@@vroom-c6s feel like it’s pretty common to listen to KZbin at the gym 😦

[@zeze-oo2rh]

@@Khew32yeah but not during heavy compound lifts

[@Chocolatesauce._]

19:40 “he fought Magumbo”💀😭😭

[@johndepp-vz4yj]

I spat my drink out

[@promikie1239]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who heard that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cohrcive]

Paul Craig pulling guard is a lock

[@TitanFightClub]

Hell yeah

[@Jtaguines]

Free square schmitty makes press conference massive (the joke is still massive, like Lizzo TRUST)

[@vladsta3833]

Pls stahp

[@burntouttoast3438]

Schmitty jokes still at large just like David Adesanya TRUST 💯💯💯

[@dibby4482]

​@vladsta3833 you have to stahp

[@lucassamuelson7392]

@@burntouttoast3438I never said that the schmitty joke was still massive mate, I just said it was big like my brother Niel, totally different things mate

[@Axel-MMA]

I’m gonna bet my house on Jones, that way I’ll at least make money off of that bum. And if he somehow loses then I may be homeless but at least Jon Jones lost! I’d say that’s worth it

[@Kgopani3101]

Bum is crazy, dude has the most amount of title wins in the UFC

[@coolbreeze3793]

You’re sick….

[@siler22]

draw 💀

[@Axel-MMA]

Your mom is sick

[@good8619]

​​@@Kgopani3101Not a bum but his title run is glazed to hell. Oh wow? A bunch of old bloated Middleweight roidheads and some mediocre LHWs? Holy shit, undisputed GOAT instantly. His best win is DC 2 and that shit got overturned cuz he's a fucking drug cheat.

[@NickWishesHeWasCool]

"Someone wins the main event" Greatest predictor on KZbin

[@coreymcnulty5125]

Real ones know bedtime predicted Jones Stipe to headline MSG at the beginning of the year and they all said “it won’t take that long to make” best predictor on youtuber

[@bedtimemma]

I am him brudda.

[@killerbug05]

Bedtimemma pound for pound goat predictor

[@zeze-oo2rh]

@@bedtimemmawe gon find out March 19th

[@jvd6330]

The best bedtime videos

[@TheIvanMilky]

bingo card videos are underrated and crafty

[@Mrpicklestick]

So is your mother

[@zk3212]

5:40 the impression LMAOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂 Why did this just kill me bro

[@jaxon3349]

What's up Bedtime! Back in September I saw Jon Jones kidnap a homeless kid.

[@WeeWeeWermWangStalker]

boy or girl?

[@JohnDoodle69]

@@WeeWeeWermWangStalkerdef a boy

[@bedtimemma]

Not surprised

[@jocoolshow]

There was a video I saw on Twitter of Jones ‘sparring’ with a kid 🤔

[@Steffaneq]

Dude that Stipe impression was fuckin money! The people need more of that!

[@m.w.e6314]

You could also add: - Jon *breath* Joe Rogan: this is why he is the goat of mma ladies and gentleman - Dana ducking Tom vs Jon question during post interview - Sean Strickland or Colby somewhere there glazing Trump too - Gold Conor tweet if Chandler lose - People switching 180 degrees on Charles (now everyone is worrying about him but after this win "the champion has name" chant will return) And wtf happened to Krylov fight? They didn't resurrected him in time or what

[@rudrasolanki1591]

Dude Your Jon Anik Impression are Underrated!🤣🤣

[@lowt-cityortega490]

These Bingo cards are becoming classics every time keep it up

[@MMAandArt]

30 seconds of Aspinall criticism ❌ 24 hours of Jones hatred ✅

[@DeeboWRLD121]

We are here!

[@ryanlaw8565]

At the beginning of each Bingo Card Prediction video you should show the completed version of last PPVs bingo card and keep score of how many times you get a Bingo.

[@zo851]

Consistently the best MMA content on KZbin

[@jvd6330]

If you ever do a podcast again or interview fighters you should call it Bedtime Stories

[@EyePatchGuy88]

Reminder that Jon Jones ducked Francis Ngannou. Furthermore, he also said that he would only fight Cormier at LHW and admitted that Cormier is too technical at HW. That statement alone proves that a prime Stipe would smoke prime Jones.

[@MrPunjabproductions]

Joe “ I don’t think there should be weight cutting, no stand ups, they need go get rid of the cage, BJ Penn is the GOAT” Rogan

[@blazingdraco4618]

love the stipe glaze lately

[@sohidreal]

I got over on dana saying "jon jones is the great fighter" , over on jon jones ducking tom aspinal and CHARLES SLEEPING CHANDLER! BIG MONEY

[@KittyCatCoolHat]

I luv u Bedtime, you make me laugh in every video with ur opinions and impressions ❤️❤️ my undisputed goat

[@pantopia3518]

120 views in 3 minutes bro is thriving

[@InsightMMA]

Ngl G it's crazy how these Jon Jones fans be saying "interin champion" like Aspinall didn't ko the better competition in the first round and has MORE TITLE DEFENSES than JONES right now

[@Rusty_Snail69]

I’m genuinely impressed that Tom’s not become racist yet.

[@thebestnoobyt1270]

Sthu weirdo

[@thebestnoobyt1270]

Weirdo

[@fortatnight2578]

7:17 I think someone wins the main event, you guys, I really do

[@jumonjichoo7070]

goated aspinall impression plus always gotta bring up spivak or tybura

[@Pia-ho9dm]

1:27 🤣🤣 The way you make it seem like he obsesses over those heavyweights he has already beat is hilarious. I honestly think that your Tom Aspinall impression is the best one.

[@bigpav]

Currently committing blood sacrifices so Stippy can win🇭🇷

[@justcommenting8467]

❤

[@BlockyRaptor]

"Jon jones walks into a room with 500 pounds of cocaine. 500 pounds, hes the only one who walks out"

[@DJ-7-2-2-0]

18:11 i died bruh

[@disciples1782]

Going to be some heavy jones glaze this week

[@laptv2144]

If jones beats stipe Dana’s gonna finish him off right then and there in the octagon instead of wrapping the belt around him

[@MMA_SLEEP]

This is the new wtf moment the next Leon headlock stole will shock the world trust me

[@Vincent_thesleepersohn]

Listening to this in a sketchy cab ride might be the last thing I ever hear LETS GO BEDTIME

[@iliasissmaili4370]

your impression of Tom has improved

[@jasontaylor7384]

Bedtime MMA shits on Lucas glazy.

[@kubabaszewski2393]

Flukas glazy*

[@Calmzat]

Listen guys I think DC isn’t gonna interview Jon Jones! I really do!

[@saadalikhan3031]

Joe not only yaps about his own homemade rules, he also analyzes and “judges” fights in light of those rules as if they are the rules in place. Hence him viewing Volk as the winner over Makhachev because he feels you shouldnt judge fights based on rounds but rather the final stages before it ends.

[@scottyf207]

Ur impressions are too good dude lol

[@philly4915]

If youre not a jon jones hater in 2024 youre cooked kid

[@shameyboismith3505]

Old man stipe Round 1 flying knee 4 seconds Trust me

[@ZARKYY]

Oh boy I can’t wait to get an embedded week of Bo nickel talking about his berries and smoothies as well as some inspiring chandler quotes that make no sense weirdly 😊

[@bradbartran5348]

First call I got Schmitty making the presser massive

[@vonlub8e]

Commentary will be glazing Oliveira on his walkout , believe it

[@Roshi_alb]

If Jones Doesn’t retire and they make Alex vs jones before Alex fights ankaleav or Tom aspinal fights Jones they should just get rid of the rankings

[@onyx6799]

Time to bet against Ruffy! Bedtime’s masterclass curse strikes again…😂

[@M_Uzi05]

19:43 I'm dying!!! P4P GOAT impression

[@RealYousufKhan]

Day 107 of waiting for Lucas Tracy anatomy breakdown video, just breakdown his body and make a tier list by ranking each of his muscles!

[@vonlub8e]

Commentary will be glazing Oliveira too . Believe it or not

[@Can.53]

Generational post fight press glaze rant by dana coming

[@vladsta3833]

Funny af video. Thank you, keep it up.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

We are going to hear SO MUCH about 12-6 elbows!!

[@Webinho7]

The most BADASS bingo card on KZbin

[@Lomaisundisputed]

Jon beat one fighter at heavyweight, that fighter being 0 grappling Gane. Ganes best win is an overweight Volkov in a close fight. Aspinall finished Pavlovich, Volkov and Blaydes in under 1 round combined time. He’s beaten over half the top 9 (he’s ranked 1) Jones is scared shitless. His fans are just as delusional thinking prime Jon at light heavyweight roided going to decisions against osp would beat Aspinall as well 🤣🤣

[@christopher.Q537]

20:12 "Shout out to Afim Ross and the Nelk boys"😭

[@argc]

7:30 new mythical fighter unlocked: soprano bedtime

[@rfewer]

Joe Rogan after jones retires “The greatest to ever do it ladies and gentlemen!” I’m betting the house on this

[@LupeJustinian]

"Ruffy Masterclass is incoming 😈" lolololol

[@philly4915]

GUYS BEDTIME DID IT HE PREDICTED HOW THE MAIN EVENT ENDS @13:05!!!! (Im from the future and its true)

[@garbagegorilla6796]

No clue if you'll see this bedtime, but you should hop on board with guru in trying to get the crowd to chant Aspinall's name during the Jones interview.

[@djj]

I didn't expect the Dr. Umar impression LOL

[@MetalSolidCrisis]

Tom Aspinall is the p4p best fighter alive right now, the iole interview solidified it for me. And what's nuts is maybe Volkov? Or Curtis Blaydes can get him? Who's taking Tom out? Probably only Ngannou at this point tbh 😅

[@Caden32105]

Woooo more Bedtime!!!

[@ichimonjinternational1348]

I agree with everything 100% and its pissing me off so much, this damn pinkman needs to be oiled ASAP

[@franklinjablonsky7613]

The greatest main event of the year? Are you serious?

[@MorningPeacock97]

Bro the cro cop shorts would be crazy 🔥

[@JoeMomsMom]

What it do bedtime crew!?

[@ausqfx3765]

the american accent is spot on 🤣🤣🤣

[@argc]

The oil up Dana blushing face 💀💀

[@nobody8739]

Bro the stipe impression is the funniest shit i’ve ever heard😭

[@CalvinLangatMMA]

I’m nervous for Charles as well but when are we never nervous for a Charles fight lol

[@Hanji169]

Stiopic gonna have a stroke trying to retire mark that

[@abcdef-hc6to]

You can cross off random staph. Chandler has a weird ass bump near his elbow

[@laptv2144]

What’s the question? Yeah, you better believe it kid. Stipe vs Jones brought in $1.2 billion in ppv sales. Yeah I made it massive kid

[@Can.53]

7:28 bros impression turning into sound effects now

[@futureufcchampion9293]

Bedtime what's ur locks on this fight night? I've been making bank on Kenny's predictions but I also need ur opinion💀

[@piipoovv6267]

“Ehhmmdeh I’m retiring” 😂😂

[@rezasaboori9429]

The trump impression was AWSOMEEEE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cheesr2k282]

This videos just made me so much less excited than I already am bc i can see 90% of these happening, fuck this ppv