UFC 214 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 5

[@BasicBodThor]

"He signed your autographs?...I'll pay off your mortgage" -DC

[@amosbat8011]

its always a competition between the two lol

[@jessehernandez1081]

Midknight1124 he snorted a line of cocaine? I'll snort, lick, chew, dance, and shower woth cocaine.

[@KILLER9783]

Bruh this was funny man lol

[@Renisance2K]

Midknight1124 IKR Fuckin Try Hard

[@ernestopanza4194]

Literally just died laughing

[@dappadandy]

"I'm the hardest hitter, right here" When I hit people they don't fucking move" ~John Jones' car ~

[@crutchio6571]

dappadandy I love Jon Jones but godamn that's funny

[@Pandakiller523]

dappadandy I laughed to hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CuongL206]

very underrated comment lol

[@glennvang1302]

Good one!

[@jben212]

top comment

[@doctort8859]

"You Think I'm Just Gonna Sit here and Let you Eat my KFC Jon" - Daniel Cormier

[@fredmart7130]

Yoel My Anaconda Don't Want Vagina Romero "you tink im just gonna fight without doing a mountain of coke first."- jon bones jones

[@brandonnoone3727]

Dc is a popeyes man my dude

[@mikesantos011]

Finna go get some KFC myself

[@williamgisslander6276]

Yoel My Anaconda Don't Want Vagina Romero I'LL EAT THAT

[@myron_ob7]

"I'm coming for you next" - DC to his local McDonalds

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

MixedBoyUS he will eat that

[@jessehernandez1081]

Or KFC

[@bijan2]

His from Louisiana so he will go to Popeyes

[@Jubah54]

or he will just go to his towel

[@qexokboxer817]

- If he dies , he dies - Michael Chiesa

[@anthonytoro3588]

LOL

[@iamnotyou588]

"he was never my friend"- DC to Towel after 214 weigh in

[@kristianmessaoudi-shaw9768]

daniel mulu winner 😂😂😂

[@achmed2006]

"Wait thats it?! Theres only 5 grams in here!" - Daniel Cormier when he grabbed Jon's bag at the pressconference

[@billydallas9120]

Lol all those bums are just sitting there praying Artem won't move up

[@thesaucewhisperer6073]

Platinum Mike Perry 13-13?

[@jdiaz092009]

He'll move up and take another L!

[@TheRunner999]

Yes. "PERFECTY fair & balanced"

[@wickedmen030]

All the belts - T-Rex Artem the onesided Killer

[@benortuno750]

Platinum Mike Perry co €

[@ASMRStud]

"Do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you snort me Jon?"- Jon's mountain

[@benonwheels]

"You little fookin' weasel, I can see it in your eyes!" - Demian Maia.

[@reubenxlalliansanga873]

lmfao

[@respeezy]

yess

[@SteeleBeats]

EVERYBODY WEIGHED IN!! NO INJURIES!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Dovahkiin2000]

It's never too late for catastrophe

[@BrainsVsNuts]

You fucking jinxed it

[@Shenanigan5]

the MMA Gods are rewarding us for enduring MayMac

[@bigd9154]

BrainsVsNuts Maia just pulled out says he as severe stomach pains. There thing it he has Diverticulitis

[@Brandon_N420]

BIG D lmfao, why the fuck you lying 🎶

[@NEWNEW-oc7wj]

"Does this mic work? Well then fook that mic!" - Artem "Rangy" Lobov

[@thekingofcool2105]

Maia such a humble dude, he didn't give a shit signing DC v Jon poster. 😂

[@Thorin632]

Penn Cale he is Jamie Lannister

[@MetalcoreAlex25]

Penn Cale it's normal, i once got Caín Velásquez to sign my Anderson silva shirt

[@hst9]

iv just come out of a 3 year coma. how did cm punks ufc career go?

[@connplayer22]

hst9 He's the middleweight champ now. Welterweight didn't work out and he KO'd Bitchping for the title

[@phoenixerrlybird3634]

Who the fook is cm punk?

[@Woudloper]

hst9 well, his first fight went pretty well for the other guy. And it was all downhill from there, his second fight was the day after with his wife for calling him a pussy. He lost that one too. So he is 0-2 in the division, his next fight is against Brock Lesnar, they have a history together. My money's on Punk.

[@AsmrAddict29]

hst9 who the fook is that guy?

[@Senbonzakuraaaapp]

hst9 P4p Champ now Also Black Belt BJJ

[@oDiProductions]

Why DC lookin like a substitute teacher at the beginning lol

[@jackmitchell7321]

DC is the type of guy to give strippers gift cards.

[@eadgbenis]

Chael picked Jones, bet the house and kids on DC

[@nikolatasevski8015]

eadg LMAO

[@TheOlzee]

I can't risk that much on a bet. I'll just bet the kids

[@yaboy1128]

eadg stfu Charles picked weidman last week too you dumb fuck

[@yaboy1128]

eadg chael*

[@1ceYourPimpHand]

MMA Highlights Chael picked Kelvin. Get your shit right.

[@Zeus1080p]

"I want to fight Amir Khan on the undercard in August"- Demian "Hands of Stone" Maia

[@grayphite0]

Its obvious cyborg, maia and dc are all super nice people

[@DarkOps2442]

Grayson Soares you know what else they all have in common? All of their dicks work...

[@p4ptheone36]

"This guy TKO's people , when i knock them down they get up and knock me out" - Artem "The king" Lobov

[@hesgotstageow9024]

"This guy TKOs people, when i hit them, they don't fucking move" Jon Jones' coke stash

[@Apocalypse3434]

"Who da fuck is that guy?" Nick Diaz's weed stash

[@lowkeykid8767]

LOL!!

[@gmanzano89gm]

hesgotstageow Lmao hahaha 😂

[@LivingLifeFull]

hesgotstageow Negative 👎 Coke does the opposite of slumping u

[@WavyNavy1]

hesgotstageow lol

[@JustLouIt]

I almost forgot Cerone vs Lawler is on this card! True fans don't need to hear hype to know that fight gonna be lit!!

[@RoloHolland]

JustLouIt same here but that is going to be awesome. Almost look like 2 international fightweeks this year.

[@NOyaPara]

fight of the night bonus for sure

[@TarekElsakka]

But then again Lawler just didn't look like himself in the weigh-ins at all. It's either he's being forced to fight because of contract issues or he has just lost the passion for it completely.

[@DutchMidnight]

JustLouIt same fight of the year contender if they both in shape

[@Damian-xe1ew]

"Look me in the eye 38 years of age, overweight as a motherfucker, fat, hungry, DANGEROUS with every bite!" -DC

[@crutchio6571]

😂😂😂

[@demitruswilliams9523]

First one I actually found funny

[@shifty277]

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

[@Shenanigan5]

you sir get a thumbs up

[@bindaaujla1113]

This is actually one of the best I've seen omg dangerous with every bite just took it to another level LOL

[@SelfMade0912]

0:56 Even Cyborg acknowledges the suffering weight cut of DC with the sunken cheeks facial gesture and "you look skinny"

[@briancordero6303]

"You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you rest your limp noodle on my forehead jon" - Usada

[@jeffason69]

Brian Cordero Dude fuck you! This is the best comment I've seen in a while

[@dimitriskouris7618]

Brian Cordero this comment got me chuckling

[@Yuspliff]

I can't breathe

[@nextlevelunconstitutionalk4323]

They told me my heart has stopped twice. - Dada ''5000 heartbeats/minute''

[@piyushsharma5177]

hahahahhah..* laughs so hard *

[@micahee8333]

5:51 did demian say woodley is a good rapper? (i know he said grappler, it is just funny because Woodley had a decent freestyle the other day on some show recently)

[@sergiomora7584]

"I'm half black from the belly button down" -Cyborg

[@eliasvillano4585]

"I am boxing" - CM Punk

[@miketython6554]

Elias Villano AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA😑

[@SliceofBread123]

Original comment

[@Labjunkie83]

Who the fuck is still liking these CM punk comments.. smh 🤦‍♂️

[@lucidjackson8291]

lol

[@DanYellowZena]

"I'm the best there was, the best there is, the best there ever will be!"-Artem "The Hitman" Lobov

[@patrick0c0nnell]

"I'm coming for that 206.2 pound belt!" -Artem 'The Russian Samurai' Lobov.

[@stampiboy1]

hahahaahahahahaha ARTEM T=REX LOBOV

[@mokodo_]

I AM OMAR sshhhhhh

[@CherryPauper]

That's something Johny Hendricks would say and then show up at 206.3

[@joshayrizzo]

Patrick_8 " were here incase conor needs us you kno "

[@champchamp337]

Artem "the number 1 pound for pound fighter" lobov

[@yooyo8303]

"I'll sign every one of your autographs." At this moment he knew he fucked up

[@Reginald_Harrison]

Nice to see Jones and DC taking time with the fans. 👍

[@sykoink1059]

Jones has to, he needs the fans. Everything is calculated with this guy and his camp. Remember when he choked out Machida with a standing guillotine and he let him drop on the floor after he was unconscious, his corner was telling him to ''go back and check on him'', ''Get some fans Jon!''. Ugh

[@JakeandAndy]

"So I hit him in the head with a water botttlleeeeee" -"Rowdy" Travis Browne

[@thefactualsavage9333]

"I could look like a crackhead but I've never been one"

[@justingaethje8632]

He is

[@moonkelp9635]

The Factual Savage Jon ran right into that one

[@terra2805]

Moon Kelp That was exactly my thoughts at the time. 😂

[@EnzoPepsiCola]

Yeah Bones ran into it but he could've just said that goes for being champ as well, by saying "you look like the champ with the title but you never beat the real champ so you're not one".

[@Taylor_Made087]

crack is not coke you dumbfuck

[@AbuDurum]

Daughter: "Mom could you please take us to Disney Land?" Mom: "No, but I'm gunna get you a fruit. Do you want a banana or an apple?". What a boss.

[@66coldnight]

Abu Durum you would think least try do it not really cool say that more so sorry and pathetic from dc to me

[@briancordero6303]

It's a pity really, I wanted jon to win but mystic chael has spoken and he picked jon to win, we know what that means

[@onoriamoreno5321]

Brian Cordero it could be one one the extermely rare times that chael is right

[@BreezeeGreenz]

Michael Bisping isn't bad at predicting either. He likes DC over Jon but said that Jon will win. DC has only one thing on his side and Jon one handicap: Jon hasn't been fighting and DC has. May the best man win.

[@onoriamoreno5321]

Looks like chael was right

[@chrislee5679]

I'm excited more for this fight that the mayweather-mcgregor fight

[@JeremiahWatkins-zv8bn]

Sherlock's Brain agreed

[@juanfernando2217]

Sherlock's Brain Shut your fucking mounth you juice head.

[@thomasalvatesla2466]

Master Juan shut your fucking mouth up u dumb

[@phoenixerrlybird3634]

Chris Grieve Atleast learn how to spell the word if you are going to call someone that.

[@JustKalMate]

"Yo, Tyron, I promise you, if you win, I'll give you GSP AND i'll leave the KKK, I swear to God" - Dana Cuckold White

[@floraal-samarraie658]

aaahahahha

[@chrisgaus7594]

Homer Simpson goddam, homer

[@jackholmes1035]

"if I win? Not WHEN I win? That's racist!" -- Tyron "the best welterweight ever" Woodley

[@lawyerservicedirect8619]

Hey buddy. If you win you get GSP

[@russlafrance2505]

Homer Simpson GSP at this point won't bother with anyone without a belt. He said already, he's back for PRIMETIME fights. Can't blame him

[@5HeadTaste]

Bald Jon Jones= Final Form

[@TheKuleen]

appleciderpapi like frieza

[@joecomplexgeometricshapesr3348]

Jon "Can't Bone" Jones

[@damagecontrol7]

dick pills are a common cover story for steroids. that mofo ain't foolin' me.

[@stoneeh]

You guys are outrageous :)

[@Vazcular]

Johnny He got busted for Clomid, not ED pills. Clomid raises your natural testosterone levels back to normal after a steroid cycle.

[@vashthestampede9269]

Johnny they found the tainted batch.. there was cross contamination. He just didn't report taking it that's why they kept the suspension

[@mikefrienburg252]

"Where's my equal? I need to find my equal!" CM "the chosen one" Punk

[@AidanMartin95]

WHERE'S KING ARTEM

[@Slayyyer84]

Dont Read My Profile Picture fuck you

[@Damprag148]

have a day off

[@fareedankrem1426]

Dont Read My Profile Picture he was there the whole time but he's so flowy the human eye can't see him apart from Conor he sees every ting

[@muftau7]

somewhere blowing Conor

[@moonkelp9635]

Please don't tell me your a grown man if u are ur pretty gay for callling another king.

[@chilirum1061]

People hated DC's towel joke.

[@markesbenson4838]

Chili Rum heat flat-out cheated he should have took his fat stubby ass back there and lost them little to pounds instead he used the tile to cheat me I'm a fair guy competition is competition but everybody play on a even playing field like I said if it was Jones he would be criticized to this day

[@sykoink1059]

Lol if he didn't do the towel trick to make weight and the fight wasn't happening (yes its not always happening after missing weight) then everybody would be mad as fuck. People were glad he did it. It was just to make weight anyways, what was it? 1 or 2 pounds? He still had to fight like he normally would so its nothing major. Its not like he would have lost just because he saved himself from not making weight. The outcome would be the same.

[@MRJTD99]

Syko Ink He didn't make weight for his own title fight. So yes , it does matter. Its the 205lb title, he was higher than 205

[@aceo8684]

He did it in front of all those officials and not one of them said shit. So fuck it, he weighed 205 lbs.

[@davidbarth80]

apparently there's a rule that even after weigh-in you have 2 hours grace period to make weight.

[@syndicateprox]

Tyrun: I'm the best fighter The red king disagrees.

[@dantheman5607]

syndicateprox rory may hold a win against Woodley but Woodley beat 3 of the opponents that beat Rory. It was a bad style match up for him but overall u can't deny that Woodley is the best right now

[@thecat4272]

Both Jones v DC fights (and the rivalry) were absolutely brilliant for UFC.

[@solitudeisbliss1234]

I love DC but jones is gonna beat him up again lol, he is just to tall and an overall superior fighter.

[@vigusdna3760]

Mr xo IDk I really feel like DC can Take this, Jon n many fans act like he destroyed DC but i had it 3-2 Jones n those first three rounds were very competitive n if DC would have been able to keep the same pace he had the first 3rds I believe he would have Won, DC Really underestimated Jones wrestling defense & Jon's strength in the first fight and that cost him a lot, Jones was the only guy DC has fought where Jones got the better of him clinched up against the cage, DC is used to grinding guys down pushing them against the cage n wearing them down and I'm sure that was a major strategy of his along with takedowns! DC got the better of Jon when clinched in open areas, so if DC CHANGES his game plan to Throwing a lot of quick low leg kicks early on and clinching in the center, not focus on getting a takedown early n just focus on striking and tying up Jon in the center with a focus on beating up jones chicken legs n some body shots mixed with those uppercuts and other head strikes , then later on in the fight if needed take Jon down after u beat him up a little haha ( sorry for the Ramble lol)

[@richardstone3906]

DC, "this is a fight I can't win" he said it all right there

[@ZicaGu]

Whats with Woodley and those damn sunglasses when he is inside a building? I bet he sleeps with them damn things on.

[@jaysteven8135]

ZicaGaming are you being racist?

[@champtunes]

Jay steven lmaooo 🤣 he sure is racist.

[@ZicaGu]

Jay steven how old are you?

[@respeezy]

You are racist if he was white you would never have said anything about his sunglasses.

[@jaysteven8135]

ZicaGaming bro you need to calm down that racism I don't want woodley to see this for himself it's bad enough people are racist to him already

[@MegaRted]

"A champion without his belt, is like a knight without his sword. Gotta have it" - Dennis Siver

[@brandon838]

DC during the fight : I NEED HEALING

[@vloneiffay6398]

Brandon mada mada

[@andrewillomitzer3711]

YO!

[@iGrovesHD]

"I don't just knock them out, I pick the round" - Ronda Rousey

[@JohnSmith-nf2qz]

Everybody made weight🤗, 206.2 lb title retired.

[@alexb3805]

it's 260.2 lb u moron

[@egokedrules7822]

it's 280 lb u dumbass

[@JohnSmith-nf2qz]

boo hoo What's that, your weight

[@dicksteptoe9199]

Egoked Rules + Boo hoo ....BOTH of you are the dumbasses...smdh

[@orbas88]

I get that this card is stacked and all the attention can't be given to every one, but damn everyone sleeping on that Cerrone fight. The man put together the best combination I've ever seen in UFC.

[@veghead1043]

praying usada doesnt fuck it up today or tomaro 😂😂😂

[@Outlawx19]

veg head or food poison lol

[@TheExplosiveStunts]

Praying you went to school

[@iphone202020220]

USADA already flagged D.C the fight is off, He had unusual amount of cheeseburgers in his system.

[@damagecontrol7]

the same way you fucked up that spelling of "tomorrow" lol

[@Ryenobal]

Classy presentations by both Jones and Cyborg at the fan exhibition workouts....

[@Luke_Marto]

So when wanderlei goin to stop pretendin to be a women and step up to the winner of jones v cormier

[@watauva13]

Luke Martindale Hahahahahaha You won this comment war

[@eggstreamcampbell1248]

Luke Martindale more like when he going to fight stipe did you see the size of her erm I mean him....

[@lunchbox1398]

Great series . Last few where so so . This one is great , specially last one. Can't wait for the card !!!

[@joeldelatorre7206]

Finally the fucking rematch

[@Noonie21463]

DC looks like he's had a really good camp and weight cut - looks chilled AF. Excited for the fight!

[@Alejandrohernandez-mr4mp]

Make no mistake about it, Robbie vs Cowboy is the real main event. Period.

[@jaysteven8135]

Alejandro hernandez okay calm down ...this card is great is gray in general ....I'm most interested in the Woodley fight

[@handlas1]

Ricardo Lamas and Jason Knight...actually...BITCH

[@KevinDFuller94]

Alejandro hernandez lol it's not tho

[@denisdemin81]

that fight was shit

[@AP-ok9rs]

1:42 DC is so shook, that's that "I don't know what I got myself into" stare because his mind is racing about tomorrow night

[@ASMRStud]

"You little shit" -Jon speaking to his mountain of coke

[@mouija1450]

"I specialize in MMA" -Tyron Woodley That's like being an expert at being a jack of all trades.

[@thefactualsavage9333]

"Insert famous quote" -Someone who didn't say it

[@CCPvirus141]

Man I like both guys for their own reasons. May the best fighter win. Good luck to u both!

[@ZainKhan-wv2xw]

Robbie Lawler vs John Cena, book it Vince... or Dana

[@onixtheone]

"I may look like a crackhead with a suit on, but I've never BEEN a crackhead with a suit on!" -Kim Jong Un

[@drunksavage138]

I run Popeye's chicken! -Daniel Cormier

[@PepperedJerky]

What's the name of the epic song at the very end of the video?

[@D00FY]

HIS HEADS TOO SMALL!

[@bluelambo5]

YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

[@noway3838]

Conor McTrumper LOOK AT THAT LITTLE SLAP HEAD

[@CoyoteBongwater]

Wrong video fuck nugget

[@musicfull1325]

Conor McTrumper shut the fuck up

[@smokeclouds8]

Fook tha Mayweathers

[@gypsykatcher30]

Feels like lifes worth living after all, ufcs on tonight.

[@aaronh6127]

Tyron just pulled up in a rented 2012 Rolls Royce...next time you see him he'll be wearing a fook you pinstriped suit.

[@therumbleinthejunglee]

Respect to both these men in the main event and respect to all these warriors on the card

[@anderspedersen8042]

Jon "I'm doing it for the kids" Jones

[@BambaToronto]

forca cyborg! finalmente alguem falando um pouco sobre nossa capoeira, que varios lutares praticam, mas pouco falam. axe!

[@zahq8249]

I'm not here to take part , I'm here to get my ass whooped ~ DC

[@gasconblessedk2183]

" Precision beats power and timing beats speed and that's what you saw there " - CM Punk

[@walkedale1986]

DC destroyed Jon "i'm in love with the coco" Jones.

[@danglesnipecelly13]

I love coming to UFC videos and reading the top comments. Always some classic twisted around quotes lol 😂

[@jamal351]

Where I'm from people like that get eye poked- *Jon Jones to Luke THE HAMSTER Thomas*

[@checksoverstripes2498]

I loved the interaction between Maia and Jones lol 2 completely different people

[@ismails4860]

Theres Only 1 Thing God Made Perfect.... And Thats My Boxing Record Artem 13-13 Lobov

[@SaiNTC10]

That was a great episode of embedded!

[@trevorhansen5441]

DC is the fookin man

[@jamesk7902]

Can you watch UFC 214 in the UK without BT sports?

[@mystummyhurt6901]

"I luhhh you roids"-Jon Jones to steroids

[@Insendi]

Steve Rogers SEE YOU SOM BOII

[@markwheeler4245]

Good card this is why i watch more UFC now than boxing which was my no 1 sport but now im more into MMA cus we get the fights we want mostly and dont have to wait an age!!! Lets go DC u got this mate good luck. I got DC. Maia. Evinger with the upset aswell...

[@dt7197]

My god Cyborg is scary, built like some kind of terminator and moves so crazy effortlessly.

[@TheGrizNation]

2:27 LOL DC peeking under Dana with that smirk.

[@pktrickz1]

"Shout out to all the stripper bitches!" - Ronda Rousey

[@michaelfsolis]

People don't understand how Good DC really is. He fights at 205 and Heavyweight with a 185 lb frame. Maybe even a 170 frame. Not to mention that he would of captured the belt at heavyweight if he didn't leave it for Cain. Classy guy man!

[@awsomesause9225]

Jones and t wood and cyborg are the winners

[@bradythomas4323]

Myriam Gaston yep

[@DarkOps2442]

Myriam Gaston you got every single one wrong! Hahaha! Seriously not one of them was right! I'm here at staples. Already over. You are waiting for the pre recorded PPV. You will know this in about 36 hours....

[@DarkOps2442]

shroomingnewman 2 ya look how big Bones Jones looks! Now look at how big Maia is next to Jones! Twoods midget ass is gonna have so many racist things to say about how racist Maia was for beating a black guy...

[@boltspeedman21]

Myriam Gaston.... sounds good to me

[@TheRealKoolaid]

I met Jon Jones back in 2011. Was the exact same way with the fans back then. Super nice dude

[@drewaftanas7215]

"Your like a woman with that camera phone"

[@Andrew-dq3dy]

Drew Aftanas Conor really hates phones man

[@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long]

Tomorrow night will be hyped. I hope all goes well and no fight is cancelled.

[@DarkOps2442]

Fuck look how big Maia is! Look at him next to Bones Jones! Now look how big Jones is! Maia is gonna be racist AF and beat Woodley...

[@aj360]

Leonardo Donato can you explain how Woody is a racist?

[@johndoe7381]

aaron betts It's because he kissed CM Punk's penis.

[@joshkoh5143]

he never said woodly is racist

[@MMAoracle]

They weren't standing level. He's three inches shorter than jon

[@lisagreen544]

We may be witnessing the greatest rivalry in ufc history

[@JohnSmith-xx1lx]

Don't you think the real reason Jones avoided the Open workout so he couldn't reveal some of his newer techniques? I do.

[@MrShabbaaaa]

Nah he still could've hit some pads or done a bit of wrestling or something like most fighters do, no fighters really ever do a real proper workout in those ufc open workouts, just something for show or to get a sweat on

[@jeremyalexander7891]

"You're like a woman with that phone"-Chael mystic sonnen