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[@brandynkilpatrick]

PETITION TO HAVE ETHAN PERMANENTLY ADDED TO THE GOONS

[@lt.wrinkle4619]

Ben

[@redpearson98]

Dover​@@lt.wrinkle4619

[@IamKingSleezy]

Ethan and Yumi

[@lobito4493]

Ethan needs to Be officially a goon

[@MemeBoiPH]

I support this idea

[@waybous]

Ethan is so quick with it. "What do you use in the shower?" "Tide."

[@dunce6985]

If it works for my dishes it works for me

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@HughJ.C.]

Ñ

[@ToenailConnoisseur]

First there was Mcnasty’s cake saga, now we have Soup’s ice saga. This season’s off to a good start

[@puttumsftw8478]

Don't forget about Dooo and the candy bars lol

[@tobiasa9071]

Ice is kinda overrated

[@TheIncredibleJew]

Never forget The Song of Hot 'n Ready

[@professorbackshots]

"colon cleanser" call it what it is mcnasty, a DOUCHE

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@Astro.mp3407]

honestly ethan has been apart of a good amount of podcasts and gaming sessions he's practically a whole goon now

[@weedwhacker3003]

I know, I love em

[@KyloDino]

1 whole singular goon

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@mattiasbrooks3255]

First Yumi now Ethan They both r pretty much members of the Goons 😌

[@slavicgamer7621]

And I love it

[@Voidrad]

As a Turkish individual I can confirm I saw Soup when I looked up in the sky as they were recording this podcast.

[@alihaydaroral9344]

Same

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@ebinfiles472]

Syrian refugees using him as a beacon for safety

[@tessaschaecher]

100% agree with Soup and Dooo on the ice debate. I’ll take a cold drink with no ice any opportunity.

[@lt.wrinkle4619]

Can’t wait for doo’s ear length crop top

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you homie

[@Eazon_]

I am so happy that Ethan is getting more screentime both in games and the podcast

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@bruther420]

ethan is basically one of the goons at this point

[@damaan1243]

as an Italian, I can confirm I pray to my Cramer painting 4 times a day by law

[@tylergran1]

15:03 Blargs mid sentence WTF had me dying 😂 ice cubes will water down your water haha

[@mynameisnotchef7310]

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded as soon as i saw the thumbnail!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

[@BCPD03]

Rope

[@TyDood]

Impossible to not shoot your cream of mushroom 😂

[@highlandpoopy]

I'm gonna touch u

[@Yaboimiles22]

Don't you dare bring that tiktok cringe stuff to this holy sacred land

[@tazeywazey3624]

The thought of McNasty usin a Duche...godanm i busted

[@Chuumbo]

Glad to see Keith back on the podcast

[@braidenbianco]

Hell yeah KEITH

[@EthanhasYouTube]

thank you my friend

[@Clemzyy]

@@EthanhasKZbinyeeyee brother

[@Chuumbo]

@@EthanhasKZbin 🫡

[@hickory45acp31]

@@EthanhasKZbin oh shit, it's Keith

[@michaellucas3312]

me trying to find a good video to eat with: Soup foot:😘

[@shinebrightly1969]

I have a good podcast topic: what is the most genuinely mad at another goon you have been and what did they do?

[@killaz5526]

I have a better one spaghetti or meat

[@robw5469]

​@killaz5526 how tall are you in scrambled eggs?

[@Blueee51]

what animal would you be?

[@robw5469]

@@Blueee51 moosefrog for sure

[@riddles610]

@@Blueee51squirrel!

[@DoctorBubba55]

15:04 I’m with you soup. Everytime I get a soda from a restaurant I always try to get without ice but if they accidentally forget to I’ll drink it

[@braxtonmeadows2181]

I’ve been in the hospital with severe heart issues and I just wanna say thank you guys for keeping me entertained for the last week and a half, much love guys♥️

[@kwp1990]

I hope you feel better soon.

[@bwoods311]

It’s so weird listening to soup talk about getting his Samsung fridge and icemaker repaired, because that’s what I do for a living and I know exactly what he’s talking about. they make a service kit for that issue. Caulking the ice room is just part of the fix.

[@lunarpotpie8241]

Best way to end the last hour of work

[@MrLung87]

The whole ice conversation is wild to an Australian, meth is known as ice down here 🤣🤣

[@Seeräuberei]

And meth in America is just as common as ice

[@MrLung87]

@@Seeräuberei I didn't know that , I'm glad it makes the same funny sense then

[@Seeräuberei]

@@MrLung87 lol

[@Xiinith_]

Meth in America is also known as ice 😂.

[@baconpizza7571]

I'm with Soup on this one. I'm on team Anti-ice

[@Lady_Coral]

Same here, there will be no ice served at my moon gooning sessions

[@toastybearcub3365]

Same, generally a bo ice guy.

[@Blueee51]

Heathen

[@collinzkn6834]

Fuck ice, room temp water all the way

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@weedwhacker3003]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN VIDEO. YES. I WATCH HIM FROM HIS WINDOW SOMETIMES, I LOVE HIM!

[@Sjms21]

5:47 I loved that I looked over and saw my dads Christmas present from his mil and it was the Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace scent.

[@Prominent_Dex]

Black people not having allergies is the funniest joke and ABSOLUTELY no one noticed it.

[@Twitser666]

Did you know Betty Crocker never actually existed, she was literally just a very long advertisement scheme. Any pictures of her from the past are originally made by illustrators that then had similar looking women do photoshoots for it. The extra crazy thing is originally she was just a response column that people enjoyed so much that they gave her an "identity" which was the illustrations and expanded what they would portray her doing. The marketing scheme they were trying to do was bring in more women to there company, during the scheme the people replying to the messages being sent in were all men it was a men only company, it was actually just there way of bringing in a female audience. So the Betty Crocker that most of us grew up knowing was always fake and only meant to promote a female audience, kind a crazy.

[@S.Y.S_Lewis]

3:19 bruh I was drinking my protein shake and laughed put my nose so hard I got it everywhere 🤣

[@Seeräuberei]

Damn, I shit myself, I got lucky

[@birgerman]

I was sniffing the thumbnail and accidentally clicked on the video

[@GerinoMorn]

Malt is when you take grain, e.g. barley, and you let it start germinating, i.e. you wet it and it starts converting starches to sugars. Then you bake it so it stops developing (so it doesn't grow into a plant) and powder it, getting a nutty, sweet flavouring and thickening agent at the same time. Same "malt" that you see in "single malt whisky", meaning it's one specific batch of grain was malted and then turned into mash which then ferments and gets alcohol. When you take malted grains and turn them into a dry powder you get "malted milk". It's not that different from e.g. "oat milk", but due to the malting process the taste is much sweeter and richer. Malted milk based milkshakes are very American thing.

[@LeeroyDankin420]

Blarg expecting a fridge to give him ice is crazy

[@respectthedent]

1:04:20 Peanut Butter burgers are actually pretty common. There's a bunch of restaurants in Minnesota that have them.

[@SC_Silver_99]

I've never seen a nasty peanut butter burger any place I've been to eat, and I've lived here my whole life.

[@respectthedent]

@@SC_Silver_99 Coates, MN has a restaurant called "House of Coates." Over 80 different burger combinations, including a peanut butter burger 😂

[@bearfromxbox4641]

Me taking a 40 minute shit watching McNasty taking a 1 minute 37 seconds shit 😭

[@Matamores-mh3tn]

Questions for soup and Mcnasty Mcnasty: what happened to the cookout podcast ? Soup: I know you and others have mentioned how boring certain games get but do you ever plan on returning to games like gmod? Also for soup again what happened to faceless?

[@Caliiendo]

"Dude speaking of fungus, I have something growing inside of my toe." ...you know what has to be done.

[@BigZorich]

Ethan is ABSOLUTELY one of the members of the Goons Podcast at this point 😂😂

[@tardigradehex483]

I'm with soup on this. I have whiskey stones for when I buy drinks after I run out to cool them down and little light up ice cubes for cocktails

[@rurust3in]

as a african arab with an afro, I have genuinely been asked all the same questions everybody asked blarg lmao, its like a requirement for anybody with an afro

[@DoctorBubba55]

36:37 can just be from a cut and lint getting into it and healing

[@elyse6294]

I completely agree with Soap. I'll get iced drinks with no ice so it's just chilled but the ice waters everything down. There's no need for it. Plus volume, so if you get no ice, you'll get more drink.

[@EndVZ]

4:00 thts called an Enema McNasty

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

20:32 "Give me a Bourbon, on the rocks... and I don't mean stones!!" Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Might be just a bit off)

[@lunchbagSSBU]

ethan may as well be an official goon at this point

[@Metallica101ftw]

I'm glad that I'm not the only "crazy" person that cannot deal with soda and ice. Ruins my Mountain Dew. Ice belongs in cocktails and water. That's it

[@BreezyD-tr8bd]

Take a seven year course to become a ordained moon gooning priest so you can unregister a elk skull

[@HankChillin]

CAN YOU HEAR IT??? MY DOG'S BUTTHOLE, CAN YOU HEAR IT????😂😂😂

[@GBCuddLe]

"It's not an oww or an ouchie" 😂

[@AgeofJP]

So McNasty just practically revealed the secret for how he's pooping in less than a minute (turkey baster butt conditioning) and the others just didn't believe him

[@facelift.]

As a note on the peanut butter burger, they're actually a regional thing they do in some parts of Missouri. It's called a Goober burger.

[@Patrickbarnes-lu1sw]

PEANUT BUTTER BURGERS ARE GOATED!! Its been a thing for a long time boys once had a donut burger.

[@Ohio_etsu-masu]

Next time pull me up for jewish talk

[@mattwoodley]

I’m so happy they went with foot thumbnail

[@YeahitssteveTTV]

It’s been too long but after a shitty long work day… this is what I needed

[@rovingut5171]

TURKEY MENTIONED?!??!?

[@waybous]

Turn the freezer down a bit and you will have ice.

[@vivyria]

Got my Grandpas Ashes a couple days ago. Proud to say I'm green gang.

[@its_yaboy_j5278]

I'm with Soup. I don't need ice at all. I prefer drinks without it lol

[@didograce3531]

*THAT AFRO PICTURE OH MY GOD* (47:23)

[@liamtoledo3805]

Why Do Ultra-Orthodox Men Have Side Curls? The sidecurls are called 'Payos.' Here is an explanation: the Jewish rule is that a man must not cut or trim his hair within a special facial region. The boundaries of this prohibited zone are on each side of the face - roughly between the middle of the ear and the eye, below a bone which runs horizontally across there. Many Orthodox Jews simply do not trim their sideburns above this line. Other Jews - primarily Hasidic ones - go further with this tradition. They do not trim or cut their hair here at all. Rather, they allow it to grow indefinitely. The result is long sidecurls that visibly extend downward.

[@alexhouser4289]

Ethan was always a Goon, just a red headed step Goon.

[@Teatheard]

Seeing the goons upload is like seeing my unbuckled baby turn into spaghetti from the shear force of my leaking dashboard.

[@robw5469]

You need your floor dewormed my guy. The Yiddish gentleman tunneling under your house can help 😊

[@Blueee51]

You clearly haven't been moon gooning enough

[@lisastovall9444]

5 minutes in and I'm dying laughing at conditioner gets the caca off

[@DecimusCastusSPQR]

Blarg went full Brown Town to Soul Town with that afro 😂

[@k9collat150]

I feel that blur makes mcnastys blur looks like a white grizzy

[@painfulCK]

Mcnasty and hot n readys, dooo and reeses candy (bars?), and now soup and ice

[@ghostphoenix666]

Just need Blarg and Ethan’s shit😂

[@painfulCK]

@@ghostphoenix666 maybe yumi too

[@jackdaniels8022]

Soup I have the same refrigerator and the Ice maker is a pile. It does get really good with ice, but the ice gets stuck, and I have to get the ice unstuck or thaw out the ice maker.

[@Dozeball]

Hey Soup, if you fly to Australia, I'd be happy to invite you to one of my Jewish parties! Also, Blarg's playing a game while doing the podcast? 18:58 you can see it on the monitor in the reflection from the painting on the wall behind him! Too far away to tell what game though.

[@Doc-Blitzkrieg]

I love how every time Soup is fullscreen there’s a Kim Jong Un jump scare for everybody watching

[@woody8577]

We be moon goonin, mon!

[@dasapples]

Soup shoulda used that background on thanksgiving

[@Bmacthesage]

35:44 would you rather have a peice of fuzz stuck in your toe, or lose your legs?

[@JarradBruessel32]

I always end up eating while watching this podcast right when they start getting into disgusting subjects lol

[@kulterfromthebunker]

who else clicked the big toe to start the video ocd-style?

[@soulless_official]

these titles are getting really clever

[@BillyBigRiggin359]

Ive had a peanut butter bacon cheeseburger at a sports bar back in the day and it was actually pretty good. In fact, it has no business being as good as it was lmao

[@tannertrammel4136]

32:40 man usually I have to pay for this stuff

[@Elias_619]

Ice gooning, confirmed new gooning season

[@MidTennPews]

If you really think about it, Cracker barrel is just a Jim Crowe themed Applebee's.

[@M0N5T3Rj]

Get ethan to 100k, he deserves more but lets start there

[@Dinglos]

This is probably the calmest intro made by soup ever…

[@austinkaelin9434]

Watching this while unironically eating ice

[@lisastovall9444]

Soup, let's start a no ice club.

[@yusufozbek8378]

Turkey mentioned LETS GO!

[@HereComesWheely]

Ohhh yeahhh babbyyyyyy

[@keelanbennett3430]

This is way better than what I was watching

[@manuelcastillo2934]

When it shows mcnastys frame on the very left you can see a reflection of his face in the back

[@blitzkrieg2524]

The Kim jung un jumpscare when it zooms in on soup

[@Alfie98710]

Never sniffed my screen so fast when I saw that thumbnail

[@tazeywazey3624]

FOOR FREEEEEEEE!?! AMAZING MOON GOON MATERIAL! SOUP FEEEET!

[@LaFush033]

love when they have guests on the show, seeing wildcat or anyone from that group would be cool, still waiting for the cross over episode of the goons and groupchat

[@Zayn_guts]

I edge to this podcast every day.

[@117inchpizza]

Burger joint up in Iowa has a burger called the undead Elvis, it’s got peanut butter, fried bananas, bacon, American cheese, mayo and an egg

[@thecarkid101]

ETHAN NEEDS TO BE FULLY IN THE GOONS

[@TrashBoat11]

Ethan and Soup make a podcast called The Chill Zone. That would be amazing lol

[@HankChillin]

The opposite of Dr Phil is Mr Empty

[@what9n6]

First time listening to the podcast in the shower. Bruh GOONS SHOWER MOMEMTSD

[@seanhaggerty2228]

Watching this while I eat and entire box of pasta

[@ZombieCraft-ds4bm]

Got to agree with soup, can’t handle ice cream

[@kcail2193]

I can’t wait to eventually say I was here since Shameless and everyone shows their face n shit. Love you guys and keep it up! Seeing y’all grow from beginning to now is one hell of a journey and glad it is going strong! ❤🤘🏻 no homo 😂

[@Blueee51]

It's weird listening to the early podcasts compared to now lol

[@brassbandit3060]

Why does blarg have the light skin stare every second of this video

[@dommert5907]

I STAND WITH YOU SOUP. NEVER PUTTING ICE INSIDE MY DRINKS On a serious note a lot of bartenders put ice in your drinks with their hands. Mostly because they have a bucket of already made ice somewhere (in case the ice machine can't output enough ice when they need it) or because they made the drink and then wanted to put in the ice but the ice out the ice machibe will splash in the drink and then they gotta clean up that, though it's not the same with cocktails It's why ethans dad probably orders a cup of ice, since they can just drop the ice in there from the ice machine and give it to him. Plus you get more of the drink Ps: I ALSO PUT MY KIDNEY STONES TO COOL MY DRINKS

[@8igPoppa]

Ice is a waste of space in drinks