That biker needs to chill the f out, get some therapy mate
@MrWombatty3 ай бұрын
Needs to recognise that for a motorcycle/bicycle rider to survive amongst all those morons out there, it's absolutely essential to ride defensively, & avoid antagonising the idiots! Otherwise you'll just become another statistic!
@JacobMadigan893 ай бұрын
I think he's right in pretty much all the clips tbf
@basingstoke633 ай бұрын
@@MrWombatty , And what is he if he is not a Moron . He gives a bad name to the decent folks who ride motorbikes .
@MrWombatty3 ай бұрын
@@basingstoke63 He is definitely one! Don't be like #8!
@streaky813 ай бұрын
@@JacobMadigan89 he's technically right, but it's also not his job to police the roads - the majority of it is stuff that is in no way affecting him and he's moaning because muh clicks, which is obnoxious. He's about as much use to society as those people who straddle lanes as a zip merge to stop people passing and using zip merges correctly. Also seems like he doesn't have the patience to ride a motorbike, which is how people get hurt.
@Larry3 ай бұрын
Lister of Smeg is turning into the JediAvenger of the motorbike world :D
@blacksheep19713 ай бұрын
Nah - listers actually funny - jedi avenger is a angry phyco!
@tootricky3 ай бұрын
Lister's been doing it a lot longer than JediAvenger! 🤣
@hoptop773 ай бұрын
Omg, it's Larry.
@chrisshaw39393 ай бұрын
@@blacksheep1971 I hope Lister sleeps with you.
@jillspence72273 ай бұрын
@@blacksheep1971 that is not funny; angry men seldom are.
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE3 ай бұрын
#8 You are a danger to yourself and others.
@parksaebin3 ай бұрын
I'm not a biker nor do I know the exact rules of filtering, but driving down the middle (4:40) with traffic moving at that speed just seems like a really bad idea.
@carlstyth83683 ай бұрын
Yeah I filtered as a rider. But when traffics moving along like that. Nah. No thanks.
@pietjepuk95753 ай бұрын
In Belgium you can filter if traffic is slower than 50 km/h and youre speed must not be faster than 20 km/h different than that traffic . 😁😁
@rufus_mcdufus3 ай бұрын
He seems to like riding on the wrong side of the road a lot.
@apgiceman71163 ай бұрын
Highway code stipulates filtering is legal if traffic is travelling under 30mph. Above this it's not filtering
@davehanson15783 ай бұрын
@@apgiceman7116no it doesn’t. If you can find the relevant Highway Code law feel free to post the clause here. What it does say is be aware of other road users and keep your speed low when filtering through slow moving traffic. I’m a motorcyclist and would rather it set a speed limit like most countries do - but it is left to the bikers judgement
@robdevaney65183 ай бұрын
Less Smeg please
@polymath93723 ай бұрын
In fact *NO* Smeg - he's an arrogant idiot, who thinks that everyone except himself is driving badly.
@MorrisseysMonkey3 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@charbensoni3 ай бұрын
agreed
@jamesscullion31622 ай бұрын
The one common element in all his near disasters is him !
@SynisterNation3 ай бұрын
Green "biker" is a muppet. Records himself speeding Swerves between lanes incorrectly "filtering" Spends more time looking everywhere except the road in front
@Zulisian3 ай бұрын
How is number 8 hesitating at a roundabout? He was slowing incase someone was turning....not everyone indicates, as you must well know on a bike. As for the bus, it's a massive vehicle in a long line of vehicles already passing a pinch point, nothing wrong with stopping and waiting there, the only thing I can see here was the fact he stopped without indicating, which is naturally a BMW thing
@ralphyjohn243 ай бұрын
Slowed down to go over a speedbump from what I saw.
@oddjobtriumph16353 ай бұрын
number 2 "Leeds bad driver almost crashed my car'..not sure which one of you clowns you are talking about
@adampoultney87373 ай бұрын
Both I’d think!
@jackburton83523 ай бұрын
Was kind of going fast for foggy weather i thought.
@wagmiorngmi3 ай бұрын
lol @ speed he was doing. By my estimations at least 40 and appeared to speed up towards the stranded Corsa too. What a bell-end !
@roaduser64383 ай бұрын
@@wagmiorngmiThey are passing 3 dashes per second. On a 40mph road and below those dashes are spaced at 6m centres. That puts their speed at 18m/s = 40.3mph. Good Estimation.
@roppa7893 ай бұрын
Four seconds to observe but sees nothing wrong until the last moments. Cam man, you’re hopeless.
@Farlington3 ай бұрын
Number 8, if you spent less time focusing on other peoples driving you'd be more aware of how bad your riding is.
@elkippy3 ай бұрын
lol number 8 caused half his own problems through grumpy stubbornness, chill out pal you'll live longer.
@macbitz3 ай бұрын
Agreed, blind to his own mistakes and too quick to judge.
@pinhead19903 ай бұрын
Lister of smeg doesn't have the best reputation on KZbin... I wonder why
@widearchshark39813 ай бұрын
Yes, I'm not a fan
@alanboomerdavey93563 ай бұрын
Totally agree.!
@alanboomerdavey93563 ай бұрын
#8…..the guy in the Nissan was being let out and there’s no overtaking at T junctions and you’re in the wrong lane too. She looked up ya just didn’t see that part. Don’t blame drivers for British roads not being wide enough, both cars are dead center in their lanes and it’s a red light 50 ft ahead so where you going? You don’t half thing the roads are yours.! Riding on chevrons it illegal too btw.! The bmw stops at a mini roundabout and when it’s clear he carries on and you have a problem with that. Then the bmw stops giving way to a bus, the following car isn’t so wide.and why to you speed off after him.? You make no sense at all. Everyone is in your way, if they’re right or wrong.! What an absolute turd on a bike you are. You’re one of those bikers that just rides around looking for trouble. Get a life………SmegBoy.
@stevengrooby54253 ай бұрын
first time I've ever switched one of the off 1/2 way through when I saw Smug had the rest of the video to whine about other people poor driving, when he looks as bad.
@Setsuraful3 ай бұрын
💯
@I-am-not-a-number3 ай бұрын
He isn't half bad if he survives his commute. Riders have to deal with stuff that car drivers haven't got a clue about.
@chrisshaw39393 ай бұрын
@@I-am-not-a-number Oh lets get the violins out.
@jillspence72273 ай бұрын
Me too, what a silly little fellow, not what I want to see in these videos, an unsubscribing offence!
@jillspence72273 ай бұрын
@@I-am-not-a-number nobody is forcing bikers to bike! In fact bikers like him are so obnoxious that one day they will 'reap what they sow".
@natalieislovely3 ай бұрын
#8 - classic biker "im better than everyone else" mentality while driving like an asshat. Particularly filtering, and the one where the car turned without indicating. Sure, he should have indicated, but if you weren'r trying to overtake at a central island like an idiot would have been less of an issue. He in no way "almost took you out."
@epsleon3 ай бұрын
5:15 He didn't use the indicators but there were signals. Dude's slowing down and veering to the centre line, like one does when turning right. He only 'nearly took [you] out' because you went for an overtake despite those obvious warning signs. Bit of a piss take to have a go at others for not having skills that you don't possess either.
@Steven-qi4gm3 ай бұрын
#8 really needs to take a look at himself before criticising others
@whyayetv3 ай бұрын
Growing up in the North East, ‘smeg’ was something you’d find under a helmet. Oh… wait…
@ralphyjohn243 ай бұрын
What a weapon #8 is, for example at 8.40 the BMW driver wasn't hesitating at a mini roundabout, he was slowing down to go over a speedbump that a motorbike doesn't have to slow down for!
@ralphyjohn243 ай бұрын
And at the end he was speeding off, and then eventually just stopped, to get away from you driving right up his arse!
@gjbspark3 ай бұрын
biker @ 5.03 & 7.0, way to fast to be called filtering...thats undertaking
@jackking55673 ай бұрын
Precisely!
@johnfh3 ай бұрын
Is there anyone else who dislikes motorbikes and scooters filtering past just inches from the mirror?
@garyboyle6953 ай бұрын
Funny how a lot of drivers have no issue doing it to cyclist's.
@chrisshaw39393 ай бұрын
@@garyboyle695 Not the poor cyclists.
@moverit13013 ай бұрын
Heavily regulated in Australia, only if traffic is travelling less than 30kph and only on dual carriageways between same way travelling lanes only and only full license riders.
@Logan11thMEU3 ай бұрын
Mr Smeg is obviously looking for trouble and his going to find it soon
@malcolmfunnell45013 ай бұрын
The worst entitled motorcyclist I have ever seen. You just know he still lives at home with his mum , and hides in his bedroom watching porn hub
@Shylo20173 ай бұрын
At the "Junction of the Smeg", Lister set off before it was green to try to jump across in front of the oncoming traffic. He then complained when the other guy set off and prevented him from doing so because he was in the wrong lane to go straight, but Lister shouldn't have been in that position anyway.
@pocky1scot13 ай бұрын
Second one he could have cleared before the bicycle and bus even got going with that early jump on the lights. He only stayed to block the right lane cutters.
@noahburns60423 ай бұрын
Lister wasn't trying to turn before the other traffic. He was being a righteous vigilante and attempting to punish the oncoming driver for being in the wrong lane. Lister was absolutely in the correct position for that turn and absolutely did the correct thing in waiting for the oncoming traffic to clear
@bustestlucloc46303 ай бұрын
9:22 Using the horn was because you just can't help yourself.
@J.L.K3 ай бұрын
Exactly, was like half a meter infront of the drivers seat when they used the horn
@PanPuchacki3 ай бұрын
Number 8, drives illegally but complains about others.
@PaulGSXR3 ай бұрын
Smeg, the fact you have so many clips to submit says a lot about your roadcraft (or lack thereof). The vast majority of these situations could have easily been noticed and avoided much sooner without incident. I cover almost 100,000 miles a year on bikes and in cars and HGV's and in thr last 2 years I can count on one hand the amount of clips I've caught worth giving any attention to
@kylefox6663 ай бұрын
Number 8 is another JediAvenger in the making
@Peter-ww8pg3 ай бұрын
#8 filtering at a junction, what a plonk.
@BassBusMusic3 ай бұрын
In almost all of #8's videos he needs to take a long hard look at his own riding. Downright dangerous on so many occasions.
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE3 ай бұрын
#8 he's giving way to the bus. What do you think he should do? Pull out in front of it?
@rufus_mcdufus3 ай бұрын
And it's not illegal to stop in the road in a town.
@DaveTheWraith3 ай бұрын
#2 considering that you could see the car in the road from several planets away and even though you were speeding, I think you're lying #6 I'm not surprised the audi driver was pissed off, that taxi driver should be fired. . heads up you can skip from 3:14 all the way to the, oh right, the end actually, never mind, just watch up until 3:13 and then have a nice day.
@hicky623 ай бұрын
I wish I'd taken your advice 😢
@LeeSlatt3 ай бұрын
Lister of Smeg must have done something right by you, he's got nearly 70% of the entire video to himself!
@jillspence72273 ай бұрын
Yep, there went my subscription, who needs to watch narc twats being narc twats.
@ryanmitson3 ай бұрын
Lister of Smeg up to his usual angry rants ! chill out pal
@johnhughes26533 ай бұрын
I think it's JediAvenger on a bike.
@carlstyth83683 ай бұрын
Yeah. People coming at him from the wrong lane missing his front tyre by inches. Breaking hard after the give way lines, filling Smegs pants coz he think he's about to die. Calm down Smeg😂😂😂
@TurfShifter3 ай бұрын
Number 8. You need to evaluate your own riding. Pulling away when the light is still Yellow? Nope.
@rossdenby26223 ай бұрын
Number 8 @ 8:30, the BMW was mostly ok, slowed down for the roundabout to see if anyone was turning right or was going to come across, and then the bus was already committed, he was courteous to let the bus through and proceeded when it was safe for himself to do so. The braking there is no excuse for though
@alfrescodingdong74303 ай бұрын
The guy with green bike needs stress lowering medication. Wasting your breath swearing after the event doesn’t reverse the near miss nor does it solve any issue. Trauma response 🤣🤣
@bustestlucloc46303 ай бұрын
4:26 Nothing worth getting upset (again) about.
@garyboyle6953 ай бұрын
Says a driver who is protected by a big metal box. Motorists really are the biggest danger on our roads.
@bustestlucloc46303 ай бұрын
@@garyboyle695 Don't be such a presumptuous boy. It does your integrity no good at all.
@chrisshaw39393 ай бұрын
@@garyboyle695 Are you on your period again?
@davetrcracing3 ай бұрын
#8 front wheel stopped in a pedestrian crossing, slaloming through traffic at speed, multiple crossings of painted hatchings, 42 mph chasing the BMW. You are going to end up as a red splatter on the road
@voyagerxp34263 ай бұрын
Did we need a video with mostly a biker who points out everything he wants to moan about, boring.
@andljoy3 ай бұрын
#8 i mean the second one was absolutely your fault.
@tonybotting95483 ай бұрын
Should be titled , How NOT to ride a Motorbike .
@garyboyle6953 ай бұрын
Funny how everyone is commenting on him but not on the crappy driving he filmed.
@Kylirr3 ай бұрын
Pls no more smeg
@richardclarkson30163 ай бұрын
Some of the #8 clips are unbelievable. I mean, seriously.
@jillspence72273 ай бұрын
I think Lister of Meg has helped me understand bikers. They crave attention and from their emotional support vehicle can intrude into car drivers and INSIST on attention, and even demand it from people on pedestrian crossings. To them, anybody giving attention to a phone is committing a crime against narcissists. Truly disturbed individuals.
@anonymousinternetuser75193 ай бұрын
#2 Almost crashed your car into a stationery vehicle....
@mrcellophane993 ай бұрын
#8 - Lister of Smeg; Ardleigh Green Road is a 30 limit, so why were you going at 42mph ?
@chickbells3 ай бұрын
Lister of Smeg is a well known knobhead on the motorbiking channels.
@alanhall12193 ай бұрын
The curse of modern drivers upset Audi thug
@artydooty16753 ай бұрын
#2 I might be wrong but that looks like significantly more than 30mph... and even if it isn't you were clearly not going at a speed which allowed you to stop safely if a hazard presented itself!
@nutsandy71833 ай бұрын
That biker was a massive bell end, so entitled, follows too close and filters through normal speed traffic, then has the cheek to stop, stare and chastise others for their imperfections
@David_Trowbridge3 ай бұрын
I could tell from the first smeg clip that the biker was a knob
@bustestlucloc46303 ай бұрын
7:20 There was no reason for you not to continue other than your desire to hang around so that you could find something to moan about.
@Bruce4lmighty3 ай бұрын
4:22 This biker thinks his sh!t doesn’t stink… What an absolute pellet
@fegstachops67463 ай бұрын
I didn’t realise until today that lister of smog is easily the most important person on the British streets. If you happen to be crossing a pedestrian crossing it doesn’t matter if you have right of way, you best acknowledge him and perhaps bow in respect of his self righteous arse.
@deanbrakes76533 ай бұрын
0:24 Maybe driving a little too fast for the foggy conditions?
@Setsuraful3 ай бұрын
#3 two tier policing at it again, we all know the cammer would have been arrested on the spot if he was at fault.
@garyboyle6953 ай бұрын
Grow up.
@davedixon20683 ай бұрын
its OK folks SMEG is such a bad rider he wont be in too many more vids
@MrWombatty3 ай бұрын
#8 Needs to recognise that for a motorcycle/bicycle rider to survive amongst all those morons out there, it's absolutely essential to ride defensively, & avoid antagonising the idiots! Otherwise you'll just become another statistic! Also, if you're so keen on policing other drivers, then perhaps you should join the Police Force, .....they're always recruiting!
@MiningForPies3 ай бұрын
Lister of Smeg, never been a fight he didn’t run away from. Loud mouth king Canute
@carlstyth83683 ай бұрын
7:02 Doubling up on the "child on board" stickers, coz everyone else has got to be safe around them.......
@bustestlucloc46303 ай бұрын
3:20 Stop whinging over nothing.
@pocky1scot13 ай бұрын
Nah these are the worst, especially on a motorbike as you have no idea what they are doing. If they saw you why pull out? So now you have to slow down to be sure and then you almost get rear ended but the prick that pulls out is all like "I saw you mate what are you slowing down for". Scum of the road, need to just go back to the bus.
@garyboyle6953 ай бұрын
Nothing? You must be a driver. You haven't a clue. Cyclists and motorcyclists don't have a big metal box protecting them.
@bustestlucloc46303 ай бұрын
@@garyboyle695 I've cycled for over 30-years. By your level of commenting, I'd imagine that's FAR longer than you've been alive.
@stephenhargreaves90113 ай бұрын
And I'm sorry -bike rider criticising when he's weaving in traffic @4:51 on open road. He has no right to criticise any more. And before anyone says anything, that wasn't filtering, it was weaving. And as I watch more, he's a bad rider.
@projectbora2 ай бұрын
Number 4. Always best to turn your lights off and back on again in that situation. You could be flashing your lights at other drivers for other reasons (like giving way, etc so they probably don’t know what you’re suggesting there).
@sarahbarton49773 ай бұрын
#3 that E scooter driver must have been going at a clip to cause those injuries to that cyclist
@garyboyle6953 ай бұрын
Not really, it's very easy to do some real damage to your shoulder even at low speeds.
@chrisshaw39393 ай бұрын
@@garyboyle695 Well cyclists are generally very weak people so injuries come easy to them.
@VinylStash2 ай бұрын
guy on the green bike is an absolute helmet
@Michelle_Schu-blacka3 ай бұрын
0:25 - How long do you need to be able to see a hazard behind you react to it? You also might want to consider slowing down a bit in fog? Something needs to be done about these idiot kids on bikes and scooters. Everything they do is bizarrely dangerous. If they're not doing wheelie's everywhere, they're riding like there's nobody else on the road. I get that they're going to do dumb things. We all did when we first got on the roads, but it shouldn't be up to other road users to keep them safe from the danger that should be obvious to them. 4:10 - Honestly, I'm not going to bother about people using their phones while in stationary traffic, at long as it's within reason. Firing off a quick text is ok to me. You can even make a call if you know you're going to be stationary for a while or just crawling. I don't have a reason to do that sort of thing, but I used to because the office was always updating my work.
@stephenhargreaves90113 ай бұрын
Not often I defend Audi drivers, but he had a right to be annoyed. 2:42
@crazyeye94133 ай бұрын
1:28 He have Six Million dollar man eyes 😂😂
@jackking55673 ай бұрын
Clip 2. Op speeds up to create drama, including a pointless kerb mount. What a knacker.
@secularspectator3 ай бұрын
Karen of Smeg
@stevetadman62723 ай бұрын
The bike rider really needs to concentrate on his own riding rather than looking for the faults in others. Hypocrisy at its best.
@basingstoke633 ай бұрын
As the Band , the Police said ; Packed like Lemmings in to shiny metal boxes , Contestants in a suicidal race . And judging by that biker , it's no wonder that the emergency services call them , Donor Bikes .
@Pu1gcerda1Ай бұрын
Junction of SMEG, opposing car had right of way as you cut across his lane, If you notice you are on a plain red light not a filtered red light
@garyboyle6953 ай бұрын
No3. I'd make an official complaint about the Police's response. They are beyond a joke.
@thomasgarwell82143 ай бұрын
No.6. Don't blame him, after all the taxi driver carries passengers. That could have been bad if, he'd cut up a lorry or bus and that vehicle had crashed into the taxi. Someone would have died. The taxi driver should have his licence revoked
@JohnCarlyle3 ай бұрын
7:43 nailed it.
@jimenojaime72683 ай бұрын
#8 at least Smeg knows how priority at roundabouts works
@RonSeymour13 ай бұрын
There is a way to punish bad drivers and riders without police involvement. It would certainly price SMEG off the road. Insurance companies should set up a mutually agreed and shared funding section that monitors these dashcam videos. If they see poor driving or phone usage then that gets reported to the relevant insurance company. That company then writes to the insured to inform them that their insurance premium will be increased or denied.There would be no appeal and there is no need to prove it in a court of law. They can choose who to insure and at what cost. Who knows, it may send decent driver's insurance down.
@mrtaffspoon3 ай бұрын
Twice the biker set off through the lights on Amber and then complains about car drivers driving badly. Needs to have a word with himself.
@FnAfGaMeRBONNIELOL3 ай бұрын
Just listening to a podcast wile watching this :)
@slayr3993 ай бұрын
#2 Presumably the camera makes the view ahead clearer because that is the only way I can see that it is possible that the cammer did not see the Vauxhall until they were practically on top of it.
@mike-myke223 ай бұрын
Some bikers can be a menace when they weave in and out at speed.
@AnotherBoring43yearold3 ай бұрын
#2 is still thinking about braking on Monday
@FistOfFiori3 ай бұрын
So I can sorta sympathise with Lister of Smeg (nice ref btw) in some ways because he's riding around the Hornchurch/Romford kinda area and those roads can be a sh*tshow, but chill and make these thing non-events man, you won't lose much time holding back if someone's being a berk, and the red mist doesn't help either.
@Thecommentator-hc1fz3 ай бұрын
The number 8 seems to like illegal overtake.
@Quidditchpett3 ай бұрын
Number 5 was recorded in the 1970s
@neuralwarp3 ай бұрын
Filtering _per se_ is lawful. But bikers who do it should be ticketed for dangerous driving.
@christopherwilson86713 ай бұрын
1:34 #4 was this a beta max dash cam?
@FlyingPhysicist3 ай бұрын
Where is this Junction of Smeg? I'd like to see it on Street View.
@TurfShifter3 ай бұрын
Dear number 2. You had sooooooo much time to slow down and not cause drama.
@russmayes53753 ай бұрын
No#2 had ample time to react and stop
@TarikM2C3 ай бұрын
El Smeghead still the biggest muppet on the roads, some things don't change
@Steve-wz2mu3 ай бұрын
B O R I N G
@Forester3762 ай бұрын
#8 3m30s Overtaking at a road junction when the car in front has stopped to let the junction clear?
@jeffreybell54543 ай бұрын
Should be called the Smeg show
@kenmerry27293 ай бұрын
That motor cyclist is a bit of a hypocrite
@dad77203 ай бұрын
The blind leading the blind.....
@LiamE693 ай бұрын
#8 Is a motorised David Vine.
@chriswhite98383 ай бұрын
or even Jeremy Vine
@LiamE693 ай бұрын
@@chriswhite9838 Yeah for some reason I went to the 70s sports presenter rather than the current day bike nonce. Dunno what happened there.
@LiamE693 ай бұрын
@@chriswhite9838 Indeed
@rottenbot2 ай бұрын
That's some serious shit riding , what a plank,!
@Ridley29073 ай бұрын
Might be wrong Smeg but I thought filtlering was when other vehicles were stationery? You then complain about the other cyclist undertaking you when yiu are doing the same to all the other cars????
@IamNasman3 ай бұрын
Smeg the biker gives us a bad name. Just cos’ you’ve got a camera doesn’t make you in the right all the time. Less salt and caffeine, get that blood pressure down.
@lloydy19502 ай бұрын
the biker deffo needs to calm down and learn to ride properly, I would recommend a police bike safe course as he might learn something. May be not as he seems to be as thick as brick