UK vs USA Jokes 😂 | By: ifluent (TikTok)

[@xox_momin]

THE FIRST ONE.. I CANTTT

[@ghostlion8616]

I don't juan say that, but you're not the first.

[@daprogamer171]

@@ghostlion8616 they weren't trying to say that they were first, they meant that they laughed so hard at the first one

[@ghostlion8616]

@@daprogamer171 ah, I was trying to make a pun, but I guess is not good as I expected

[@user-hj9nu9ol8p]

Its because usa said that Europe is a country

[@xox_momin]

@@daprogamer171 yess finally someone gets me lol

[@Fwaygo664]

America : Europe is a country The whole word : Ha Ha Ha Ha

[@Chem-Chem]

@Experiment Fantasy No, it isn't America 🙄 It's the United States...jeez.

[@zanderisgaming8726]

Wdym whole word

[@hazzaathillah7]

@@Chem-Chem Its both.

[@ketzi2930]

Congratulations, you saw what's in the video

[@zeqirzeqiri1216]

@@Chem-Chem USA united States of Albania smh

[@kingpotato8675]

4:00 crows in my backyard😂😂🤣

[@aslan6582]

2:18 Britain laughed so much his mouth disappeared

[@IndefiniteMarine]

True

[@TheMister_144]

Lol

[@GoingToAFuneral]

😆 😆😶😶

[@Totaldramaezekiel22]

Hey aszlan, you tried to sue people for using your nose too much your nose disappeared

[@rage8673]

Can we atleast appreciate that France and Germany have nose.

[@ok-pv1uj]

In other videos romania also has a nose

[@okbro224]

and greece

[@T1nxc0]

cause they have nasal sounds i guess

[@Ouiouishit360]

And France's mouth/hole is also tiny 😂🤣🤡

[@tgdrproblox3270]

What do they have to smell tho?

[@ourstopmotionstudio4140]

0:35 Americans not knowing why they laughing makes me laugh even more

[@puglife4sho861]

:/ literally everyone knows we just represented as the stupidest because of politics l

[@Chem-Chem]

@@puglife4sho861 EXACTLY, BRUH

[@26_geri]

@@puglife4sho861 that's the joke and also why it's as funny as it is XD

[@puglife4sho861]

@@26_geri how is this comment a joke :/

[@puglife4sho861]

@@Chem-Chem i mean its jus annoying is not our fault they act all nice and innocent and when they voted in they make stupid decisions

[@GreekPele]

The laughs we’re funnier than the jokes but they were great.

[@fanaticofmetal]

@@mrac..?

[@peterthechildyeeter9951]

Nobody gonna talka Nobody gonna talk about how their laugh is like: "A" "A" "A" "A" "A"

[@jade_illustrations]

Maybe it’s a thing about pronunciation, but it’s probably because they inhaled to much covid

[@potatogonyes7730]

@@jade_illustrations No, they decided to ignore the "H".

[@eyelinger]

I love when they laugh like "holllooooooo holllooooooo" 🤣🤣😎

[@passeram1a1]

I love their laughter.

[@aloealowalow6083]

0:38 girl:I love you Me:r-really? The alarm clock:

[@potatogonyes7730]

I don't get such dreams but I can relate. I once dreamed to become an actor in Hollywood but stupid alarm clock decided to ring and crush my dreams.

[@BunnysAreCool]

0:54 SO LOUD!!!!

[@komandos10]

USA:time to invade the country Europe The next day USA:why is there so much countrys

[@rodolfogarcia587]

Típico de los estadounidenses

[@jaystanfordhendricks1828]

I'm seriously holding myself not to laugh but in this part 2:01 I FAILED because of the wheezing got me real good😂😂😂😂😂

[@potatogonyes7730]

Fr they sound like they're choking on air

[@oliversrs8633]

Being able to learn English makes me happy, being a Spanish speaker, I understood his jokes and I burst out laughing xD

[@authorYaya7]

The laugh tho 😂

[@elec707]

4:01 they literally sound like demons

[@yuriang_8050]

They kinda sound like crows(or chickens)

[@sajidursajid2291]

Because they are... Duh! Its a joke. Plz, don't nuke me:)

[@potatogonyes7730]

And crows

[@mohitandgatik09]

Boy named Juan be like:Why Always Me!?,Aren't there more Latino names?

[@potatogonyes7730]

Carloss

[@mroof523]

The Juan 😂

[@sterotypicalweirdkid]

I literally love the way they laugh in the video

[@debuGN]

AAA, AAA, AAA, AAA, AAA, AAA, AAA!

[@markwhettall6518]

I love the laugh

[@eanwhittington2468]

These are the funniest dad jokes in the world that I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@potatogonyes7730]

0:22 A replay button for me because I love hearing Europe laughing :)

[@Cool-girl-gaming-and-Music]

The jokes are respectful and the laughing sounds are crazy. Love it ❤

[@amatagavaifale8213]

These are by far the best dad jokes.

[@matthewroman6807]

"AH" 😆 "AH" 😆

[@mr_cookies352]

Latin American countries are kinda quiet rn🤡 Lol usa keeps teasing them😂

[@prabsanga1182]

also mexico was near to him lol

[@Chem-Chem]

US doesn't hate Mexico, what're you talking about?

[@mr_cookies352]

@@Chem-Chem in this vid they’re getting made fun of

[@Chem-Chem]

@@mr_cookies352 Yeah, the other person was implying that it was because of Mexico.

[@prabsanga1182]

@@Chem-Chem no

[@sunnysintrusivethoughts]

I like how they keep laughing that they almost die of no oxygen

[@hazelsanchezdezaldivar4420]

0:38 lol

[@azmantube8378]

I don’t laugh at jokes but I do laugh when they laugh 😂

[@devstudios2350]

ITS NOT THE JOKES ITS THE LAUGHING KILLING ME LIKE HOW YALL FORCE LAUGHS LIKE ONE OF THOSE SQUEAKY CHICKENS

[@malokeytheallaround]

This is so weird, but I love it

[@holzmichl9795]

For all the Americans. Europe is a continent.... Not a country.

[@valorwarrior7628]

@Experiment Fantasy uhhh, not really - "American" is a widely accepted demonymn for someone who is born in the USA or who lives in the USA.

[@Chem-Chem]

We f*cking know. It's a joke because our country is about the same size as the US. Tiny countries with big egos.

[@bg1052]

@Experiment Fantasy It can be used for both. Words can have different meanings, you know. Plus, in English, "American" is only really used for people living/who were born in the US. It doesn't usually refer to Latin Americans because we just call them Latinos. Plus America isn't one continent to us. It's two, North and South America.

[@holzmichl9795]

@@Chem-Chem You mean tiny country's with big IQ's LeL.

[@macias7125]

yes we're aware of that, we're not stupid like most foreigners think

[@Cos_Costa]

they are literally dying of laughter

[@arshpreetsingh4469]

Like father like son, they make great jokes!

[@geospider]

This is a Bruh moment for USA

[@jakeainsworth8264]

0:38 THAT REALLY TRAUMATISED ME

[@wandamaximoffscarletwitch8535]

4:30 Voldemort : and I took it personally

[@lunabluefifteenXD]

3:32 GOT ME CHOKING ON JUICE

[@TheBombayMasterTony]

Funny as hell, haha.

[@pietrosal9629]

The First One LMAO

[@toleenthegeographylover5344]

UK and USA have good jokes 😂😂

[@trainnerd399]

Like dad like son

[@braxtonward8586]

During the first one, if Japan laughed at America, America would have been like, don't make me bomb you again

[@kleo5696]

@Mr Brest yeah, japan is almost as further as half the planet to europe.

[@Chem-Chem]

@@kleo5696 True, but Japan is RIGHT next to California...

[@kleo5696]

@@Chem-Chem what?

[@kleo5696]

@@Chem-Chem japan and california is seperated by the pacific ocean that's almost as wide as the diameter of earth, which is around 20,000 kilometers.

[@LadySaiaFA3]

For the people talking( in this comment section) about whether or not Japan is closer to California than Europe, it is both a yes and no answer. If we are talking about Mainland Europe, then yes Japan is closer to California by approximately 200 mi or approximately 322 km. However, if we are going by closest European country to California, it would be Greenland(we will exclude Canada from this equation), as they are approximately 2000 mi or approximately 3000 km closer to California. Mainland Europe to CA: 5,576mi or 8,974km Japan to CA: 5,312mi or 8,548km Greenland to CA: 3,539mi or 5,696km Now that i finished writing my 🤓 comment, i will take my leave😒

[@hollykirk1466]

0:00 AH, AH

[@hihellohi5714]

Gosh that’s too funny

[@Clock_Man_2763]

Nice 😆👍

[@eazytv1964]

What is up with "juan" jokes LOL😂

[@Okaz_]

And the other “Latino” jokes

[@JAMasterpiece42]

Why? Do you not juan any?

[@Christ-in-Damary-n-Dave]

@@JAMasterpiece42 A

[@brandon300animations9]

A

[@antoniomerinoblanco4817]

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[@jade_illustrations]

I hear duck toys in their last days

[@carlagimeno4591]

i like it XD

[@Numbergamer2024]

Don’t worry USA, it’s only Poland, Germany, Spain, Portugal, France, UK, And Poland laughing, at least it’s not Canada, Russia, China, Brazil, Arabia, Australia, Japan, Mongolia, Sweden, Mexico, Switzerland, and Singapore.

[@feister2869]

Arabia? Could have said middle east

[@Numbergamer2024]

@@feister2869 it’s cuz USA doesn’t know much

[@Chem-Chem]

That's not even true...we're not THAT dumb, seriously. That's a stereotype.

[@Numbergamer2024]

@@Chem-Chem I know but I’m talking to the USA

[@bubble4472]

Couldn't u just said:' a small fraction of the eastern and southwest part of the globe'

[@Newjeans_79]

The laugh like cough

[@perulolol4837]

“why is 10 scared?” *bc it was between 9 11* LOL

[@cherrygirltpotandrobloxfan1748]

0:38 loud house in a nutshell

[@thegeoraphykid5046]

0:38 when the class starts laughing

[@SKIBIEDITZ6776]

When you laugh it sounds like me Wet cough

[@iamanormalpersonsosubscribe]

That is crazy

[@playerx3546]

Never Get's Old 😅 😂 🤣 DECEMBER 25, 2022

[@rim9586]

Why does the laughs sound like a man with arthritis coughing to me lol

[@toleenthegeographylover5344]

I agree with Europeans when they said America is the dumbest country bc America said Europe is the dumbest country and it’s a continent not a country 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@allysonschexnyder8538]

Nobody: USA: "What do you call a Latino that lost his car?" Mexico: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@1tzL1ghtn1nX]

I was expecting that US is gonna nuke Europe at the 1st one lol

[@MrLincoln75848]

3RD ONE LMAO

[@alesrandomchannel7407]

2:14 A goose

[@HarryNumbers]

sasifactory is a game

[@mortis7851]

America thinking Europe is a country 😂😂😂

[@rozfly1109]

Yeah that's what they think even today 🤣🤣🤣

[@chastealoysiusp.picardal9141]

Uk:ha Us:ha Uk:ha Us:ha

[@ElderSteak5]

Lebanon be like: yes im not the stupidest country

[@bauyondavekevins.2521]

Europe is a kind of shoes and dishes

[@justyna9974]

Poland is the one. 😬

[@ikhwanmaulana1]

Everytime they bring latino/a i burst out laughing

[@tomp6470]

✨juan✨

[@audrieljhaynatividad4761]

The Europeans Made USA So angry😂

[@coolbro8922]

Yeah, well I like how France made us Americans win in 1786, and become the states we all know today.

[@Algoball]

0:30-0:58 😂😂😂

[@zohan90210]

world : lol the US is dumb US: laughs in space race

[@ggletsgo14hjk6]

I think Europe was laughing bc USA said Europe was a country instead of a continent

[@alipg3d177]

Here’s one more : Why did the chicken cross the playground…. To get to the other slide

[@vulcano5966]

0:35 Estados Unidos, retratado. United States, exposed.

[@lcreatesart]

I mean, as an person from the USA, I can confirm, we are idiots. My friend’s sister thinks there are 51states in the USA, and that Paris is the capital of London.

[@leonardocaesar]

hhh! hhhhhh! xD

[@xavianplayz7317]

UK: number "Juan people named Juan: :__)

[@jac_73]

0:24

[@linyaowang7205]

im a american and iam laughing

[@evanbiewer1762]

krankenhaus moment

[@Rb.0007]

😂 Europe isn't even a country

[@firekris343]

Let me guess you're also amarican

[@AnInfamousPotato]

That’s the joke

[@Chem-Chem]

Yeah, it's a continent...we're not THAT dumb...

[@bg1052]

That's the joke.

[@kimthor7211]

Wooooooosh

[@user-xt8ow3dk4x]

asian: Lol

[@vulcano5966]

¿Are you South Korean?

[@mattfilmer2951]

1:50

[@Holy_HandGrenade]

As an American whose actually smart, I hate the… others.

[@LadySaiaFA3]

So.....basically the UK and US have dry dad jokes🤔

[@Horsey657]

XD

[@fero1110]

✨A✨

[@naufallin907]

For usa there's only 5 county in the world America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia 🤣

[@UwU-ok2jr]

yes the contidents are apparently countries to the US

[@siimplykittxie8469]

FYI, Australia IS actually a country

[@vulcano5966]

You may say Oceania, a continent that include Australia (the biggest country in this continent), New Zealand and a lot of countries that are archipelagos.

[@kdgaming4143]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LutfiGame]

Wkwkwkwk

[@cap2770]

AMERICA EUROPEA IS AN CONTINENT

[@rajarshibasu6436]

What did Juan ever do to you guys xD?

[@RandomGamerES]

Si em hace más gracia la Rusia que la broma xD._. The laugh is funnier than the jokes lol . .

[@vulcano5966]

Querrás decir la risa.

[@thatveganteachersucks1665]

Never thought America could talk so fine about 9/11 but okay-

[@epic_error]

USA: i think europe is the stupidest country in the world Everyone: *proceeds to laugh*