I can't believe I'm committing an hour and a half of my time to this -but the alcohol helps lol-
@DJCosmicLatte6 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, only 13 minutes in at 170%? How far does this go? ukogS
@DJCosmicLatte6 жыл бұрын
My favorite dessert is a root beer float btw
@DJCosmicLatte6 жыл бұрын
Oh I see, you left the piss breaks in their entirety. Gg, George, gg.
@DJCosmicLatte6 жыл бұрын
THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY
@DJCosmicLatte6 жыл бұрын
MonkeyBoy, the Chinese bootleg TIMonkey! Kappa
@disownership6 жыл бұрын
Video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
@ewngzedward61826 жыл бұрын
Disownership Glad I read this! A legendary tale.
@gbuumklmu5 жыл бұрын
Disownership this deserves more likes
@Xer0x_035 жыл бұрын
I want that battery life
@flayncel5 жыл бұрын
this doesnt even make sense the video is only 1:25:00 long, if you took that many years you'd still have like half an hour of the video left to watch, not two fucking minutes
@CraazynBR5 жыл бұрын
@@flayncel r/whoooooosh (Anti-Whooosh Protect)
@Esatzu6 жыл бұрын
I was just about to take a nap but i can't say no to 1hour and 25mins of slow ride.
@andrea97516 жыл бұрын
Esatzu Lol same here. I almost fell alseep at 360 but I made it ^^ This guy is insane!
@speedpants89156 жыл бұрын
Slow Ride, take it easy
@LckeStudios6 жыл бұрын
Slow ride, take it easy
@1ava6 жыл бұрын
that was my favorite song to play (i was like 3) lol and i was decent.. havent played in forever tho
@inactiveaccount7916 жыл бұрын
I'd rather take it Expert.
@PapaGatorGaming3 жыл бұрын
I've been having a lot of trouble with the monster trail because Slow Ride is obviously the hardest song, but I'm glad George showed me how to correctly play the monster trail at 9:00
@nigel77794 жыл бұрын
“Alright no more slow ride, this is *ride* “
@jackhealy33286 жыл бұрын
*_Leisurely transportation._*
@JackHolleworth6 жыл бұрын
Slow Ride but the driver refuses to take it easy and attracts the cops. *Congrats on 300k subs btw!*
@PersianPlatypus6 жыл бұрын
Even so, remember to thank the bus driver
@thelastadvance6 жыл бұрын
I seriously cracked up when someone said “through he slow and ride” lol
@noahmiller41626 жыл бұрын
Someone should make this whole video a chart and speed it up by 1% every time George says Ride
@Chillalil6 жыл бұрын
"gonna be cut for KZbin" Still 1:25:43 Yep. Also ice cream cake is my soul
@chrisg.41866 жыл бұрын
Local man goes dangerously fast on a slow ride
@willgregg10765 жыл бұрын
I imagine a slow being a low rider with hydraulics, don’t know why.
@Squarp_4 жыл бұрын
Whait Thats ilegal
@garygilbenson4 жыл бұрын
More at 11
@anonymousfan70524 жыл бұрын
Hidden key to soulless 6 was hidden in this, now we just wait..
@captain2894 жыл бұрын
On 50% speed at 16:23 it sounds like ukog is getting hyped over playing slow ride normally 😂
@cjghh16 жыл бұрын
Randy - the fast Açai - the memes Leaf green - the tapping Ukog - the wierd
@Anthony-ob5fy4 жыл бұрын
What about Jason?
@9box9065 жыл бұрын
As a person who couldnt ever figure out how to FC this song on easy at 100% speed, I am impressed
@tearlach476 жыл бұрын
"THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY" -Georgie-boi, 2018 46:30
@Mahaveez3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I fast-forwarded right to that quote before even seeing this comment. The power of gay must have compelled me.
@meko7506 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna cut this for KZbin.” *Video is an hour and 25 minutes long* …Sweet Jesus.
@alexadams56746 жыл бұрын
Made it into ur vid! I said u were gonna lose the fc at 110 lul. I was so glad I could make it to the stream it was really fun! Congrats on 300k Ukog. You deserve it!
@ggscrub82805 жыл бұрын
Why did you say 110 lmfaoooooo
@NeonBeeCat5 жыл бұрын
You madlad
@Squoggs6 жыл бұрын
Chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream. The best
@digitaldeathsquid34486 жыл бұрын
You ever had Wetherspoon's chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream? It's a god among brownie/ice cream combos. Their cookie dough sandwich and vanilla ice cream is heavenly as well. And all for less than 5 whole English pounds
@stevenelsen24664 жыл бұрын
Mine is the Cookie Dough Sundae from Culver's
@DylanC3336 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make the chart "Slow Ride but every note makes it 1% faster"
@theradiance25306 жыл бұрын
Thank YOU ukog for your videos and lives! Congratulations for 300k!💚
@pawekubiszewski88205 жыл бұрын
slow ride: 500% exilelord: *soulless 7 confirmed*
@speedstackingmaniac6 жыл бұрын
315% is my bet Edit: n v m
@Coralium6 жыл бұрын
O O F
@simmbuddy6 жыл бұрын
smart bet when he goes 10% up every time... ^^
@blazenovatov60766 жыл бұрын
Speed Stacking Maniac hi Joshua, didn’t think I’d find you here lol
@YoShibyl5 жыл бұрын
Neh Vurr Mind
@Natenator774 жыл бұрын
Those trill edits are absolutely GLORIOUS!
@nicholast20316 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 300k ukog!
@damienbenson99854 жыл бұрын
2:09 “slown’t ride”😂
@True_Azure4 жыл бұрын
I love how he looks like he feels so accomplished when he gets a new high score.
@wafflegod644 жыл бұрын
510 would be the "speed of an airbag popping inside a microwave with popcorn in it ride"
@shawnbuchanan146 жыл бұрын
Tiramisu *CONGRATS ON 300,000!!!* May the slow ride of our lives last forever
@kingbranden13696 жыл бұрын
Chocolate chip cookies. They're the only thing even remotely close to "desert" that I eat.
@HEYBUDDYMAN866 жыл бұрын
You’ll get to 100% and fail. I’m totally right because Slow Ride is totally an hour and twenty minutes long.
@grandpanoogie26656 жыл бұрын
Totally
@xX0T1Xx5 жыл бұрын
Totally
@ci.netproductions Жыл бұрын
Totally
@GaleSilverwind6 жыл бұрын
Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup topping. Those two go so well together.
@casper_raine6 жыл бұрын
This is the content I subscribe for.
@tob20896 жыл бұрын
Slow ride... picking up the pace ride... I’m genuinly dying ride... not even possible omg PLUS CONGRATS ON 300k BRO 😁
@woobyy6 жыл бұрын
as time goes on you gradually become ghphenom during this video
@peytonbiggs59906 жыл бұрын
this video is a true testament to human evolution and how far we can push ourselves
@pikayeet2614 жыл бұрын
2:00 realizes youtube might take down the vid for copyright Ukog: "SLOW RIIIDDE, TAKE IT EAZZZAAYY"
@MineBubu6 жыл бұрын
i like cakes with a lot of chocolate in them
@TheMysteriousKnight6 жыл бұрын
i like chocolate with a lot of cake in them
@ZeldaACFan176 жыл бұрын
CHOCOLATE CAKE!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE! I also like chocolate ice cream and a few other things (Reese’s peanut butter cups, Hershey’s chocolate, any chocolate chip cookies)
@Barrie966 жыл бұрын
The faster you play, the better you gay! -Ukog 2018
@A_rodis6 жыл бұрын
Personally I love having a delicious cheesecake from a local shop in my town called afterthoughts. Going there with friends is always nice and it has created some of my most treasured moments.
@spinax224 жыл бұрын
Favorite dessert is undoubtably an apple fritter with whipped cream, and a scoop of golden vanilla ice cream.
@tubermoverplaysgames92256 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, I got a hole in one in mini golf. On hole 15.
@user-kp2kd5kl1l6 жыл бұрын
my favourite dessert is chocolate fudge cake with vanilla ice cream
@Rampager6786 жыл бұрын
i respect anyone that makes it thru
@harrybiz35236 жыл бұрын
Waffles with butterscotch sause has always been a favourite of mine
@karno11506 жыл бұрын
THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY ...PLAY! (46:29)
@galanunu6 жыл бұрын
*SLOW RIDE INTENSIFIES*
@rexmaddox64196 жыл бұрын
150% Congrats on 300k bro
@PvzPlush4 жыл бұрын
I love it when the donations scare you 😂😂
@alexnii63376 жыл бұрын
My favorite is probably the Sahara Dessert but sometimes I crave the Death Valley in California.
@SSnowfall6 жыл бұрын
At 160% it started to sound like a ZZ Top song
@grandpanoogie26656 жыл бұрын
Yeah seriously.
@silhouettoofaman29356 жыл бұрын
My favorite dessert is chocolate dolcini. It's like a parfait, but Italian. It's delicious, and I highly recommend it!
@GreenSunshineVRC6 жыл бұрын
Also congratulations on 300K
@RemiBoyz6 жыл бұрын
I do love me some Key Lime Pie, best dessert.
@Adam-yo3bt6 жыл бұрын
Jackson Morris right
@drwaffles46456 жыл бұрын
Love your vids
@AdamG19836 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, the members of Foghat are having a laugh at this and loving it.
@e.c.doesit28056 жыл бұрын
through the fire and slow ride got me dying
@plopik20736 жыл бұрын
Doctor: you have 1 hour and 25 minutes to live Me:
@grandpanoogie26656 жыл бұрын
Take it easy on the highway to hell or the staircase to heaven or reaching nirvana
@Capamike6 жыл бұрын
My fav dessert is chocolate mousse
@pawsomegirl126 жыл бұрын
Cheesecake is my favorite dessert. I can’t live without it lol.
@Leyuhm5 жыл бұрын
Congrats man!
@JesseNightingale6 жыл бұрын
I love me some cookie dough ice cream myself Ukog
@stevenelsen24664 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@jacobnelsen27862 жыл бұрын
Me 3!
@carlazuz39856 жыл бұрын
I like vanilla ice cream
@bunny_dudette4 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see ukog put a shoe on his head, pillow under his shirt, stand up with strap, and sing the lyrics to slow ride
@sparrowflyaway6 жыл бұрын
Ooh, that's a tough one. if we're talking ice cream, I'll go Salted Caramel, though Dippin Dots is boss and any flavor in that is awesome fun(especially bubblegum). if we're talking cake... probably have to go with the good old Aussie classic, Woolworth's chocolate mud cake.
@BarginBucketGaming6 жыл бұрын
430%
@andrewdorsey12375 жыл бұрын
Nobody: George: A N O T H E R N E W H I G H S C O R E
@clovis_antique19885 жыл бұрын
The bathroom break bit was not pleasant when I was taking a sip of my no caffeine coffee at 11:26 at night, 10/10 would coffee again
@GalacticRod6 жыл бұрын
you really just made me start craving ice cream dang it
@RoboticFemboy6 жыл бұрын
Directions not clear. Did NOT "take it easy" ;-;
@dinasticks86546 жыл бұрын
Slow ride but repeated and with 7 ads Still watched and enjoyed it
@colinchapman14336 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the great content keep it up
@aggelbeatboxer6 жыл бұрын
thank you for the re bop
@tadeln6 жыл бұрын
SLOW ride... but it SPEEDS up
@hyperbiscuit22846 жыл бұрын
He didn't play on easy!!! *TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(gasp)RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(GASP)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@mracorn26696 жыл бұрын
hyper biscuit yea dude wth we all know easy is harder than expert
@lorettabes45536 жыл бұрын
I lovw the fact that you added the gasp.
@sofiabruna126 жыл бұрын
A banana split with vanilla ice cream and chocolate. Best thing ever.
@PlatinumShadowRayn6 жыл бұрын
You my man, you are a beast!
@MrChickenspit6 жыл бұрын
28:45
@AlexWilliams-yd4dv6 жыл бұрын
I'm a cheesecake man myself
@Sleep_Attenuation6 жыл бұрын
v respectable
@ac1dace9506 жыл бұрын
Us Alexs think alike
@AdamG19836 жыл бұрын
I want someone to chart the full version where it goes 200 bpm towards the end with an insane guitar solo.
@BraveBlitz6 жыл бұрын
Through the fire and the slow ride someone make that a thing please lmao
@Ethan-mm9yk6 жыл бұрын
haha you failed slow ride you noob Also, banana cream pie. Banana is the best flavour of anything.
@Its_me_NicoBros6 жыл бұрын
its not slow ride anymore
@gabrielximenes36526 жыл бұрын
When Slow Ride gets so fast it starts to sound like Jordan by Buckethead.
@ineedaname59286 жыл бұрын
I do love myself some chocolate cake, with vanilla & chocolate ice-cream with chocolate syrup on top.
@AaronSmith-yz2lh6 жыл бұрын
Just a solid bowl of ice cream.
@Orthros5 жыл бұрын
Watching this video at 12:30 am instead of sleeping... Yes. This feels right.
@FussyFangs_6 жыл бұрын
my fav is strawberries and any ice cream, good stuff!
@punor6 жыл бұрын
Brownie. I just love them.
@yorkdressler74795 жыл бұрын
Should’ve done this with the full album version of the song
@FirestarHart5 жыл бұрын
That moment when George looked at the camera like Les Claypool from Primus.
@Laukaus114 жыл бұрын
Foghat: Slow Ride UKOGmonkey: How about no?
@Loenyy6 жыл бұрын
All I remember from this video is Ukog getting A NEW HIGH SCORE for the millionth time
@Jiggerjaw6 жыл бұрын
It took me embarrassingly long to realize that the high scores are speed-dependent.
@Nomortem6 жыл бұрын
I recently discovered buttermilk pie, and by god I fell in love.
@meeks1026 жыл бұрын
Watching the 200% run at .5 speed is very entertaining.
@beejayross6 жыл бұрын
*seems like granny strapped a firework to her chest*