Ultimate 40K Arrogant Moron RUINS Gaming Group, What Does the IDEAL Hobby Girlfriend Look Like?

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[@PsychicAlchemy]

Back when I first got into 40k, I mentioned it to my girlfriend. She informed me that she has Sisters of Battle and Drukkari armies. She's the one.

[@ravenRedwake]

Be careful, she might have a corset and a razored strap on.

[@SICCMR1874life]

I've got a hobby nightmare to tell. I once had to listen to some crazy over the top gushing that had my own girlfriend cringe. Well done north for cutting that short. waaaaay to much

[@melvinbrotherofthejoker436]

Dark Souls lives rent free in this man’s head lmao

[@SirFailsalot91]

There's a difference between being good at something, and being good at that thing whilst being a complete nobhead about it - Evan unfortunately ended up quickly falling into the latter of these two options.

[@StigPrice]

As a front man in a band, I see this all too often. I live by a rule, be the baddest mfker on stage and the nicest guy in the room once you come of it. I've met a few frontmen now who are unfortunately complete nobs when they get off stage. It's a shame.

[@matthewtucker1578]

I said to myself 'I'm waiting for the nightmare' at 17.30, where was it? Lol Good for him regardless, well done sir

[@ryankrelic971]

The real question is if he showed her the extended cuts.

[@GlennM53]

This needs to be known. The extended versions are vastly superior.

[@axeljackson8960]

The frist story was just a big brag and I didn't hear anything he did for her just all the thing she did for him

[@LiamDobbin-cc4nt]

Literally what I was thinking, that was the most insufferable 25 minutes I’ve ever heard on this channel.

[@danpsyker6122]

Other than jealousy, I have no idea how anyone could get mad at the first story.

[@ZontarDow]

@@danpsyker6122 Simple: it wastes our time

[@thrrax]

To me it sounded too good to be true... I mean she checked all the boxes I'd want my gf to check, while still being realistic enough to know nobody can check these many positive boxes without any drawbacks. It's like making your RPG character and being allowed to add only advantages and no disadvantages.

[@jayday1480]

English longbows.... Extremely badass

[@SirFailsalot91]

Being passionate about something you enjoy is an attractive trait, it's evidence that somebody has an outlet that makes them happy and it's fun to get to share in it with them. The edited photos are reminiscent of the sort of promotional pictures you'd see on the boxes of Warhammer miniatures, they look amazing - Joy really is a legend, and she needs a ring putting on her finger ASAP; get on that, Son of Salop, don't let this wonderful woman escape you!

[@ChrisPaintsModels]

Them: 40K is not quite complicated enough for me... Me: Scratches HH off my list of potential endeavors

[@BlastbeatsBoltguns]

HH is a lot easier to get to grips with than 40K in my experience, it’s a crunchier ruleset overall but you don’t have secondaries, command points, stratagems etc. It’s a much more strategically involved, but interactive, gaming experience.

[@deathwish_bigboss]

I tried gymmaxxing to make friends and meet women, same with when I started cosplaying- you'd be surprised how little you have in common with others regardless of the shared hobby

[@vorebiz]

No offence but if you're using cosplaying culture as a potential dating pool I'd have a rethink mate.

[@loadingloading1475]

the real hobby nightmare is not having a girl like this...

[@drgungopewpew2506]

can you show me on the airbrush where the darksouls player touched you?

[@rhoderboat2081]

Ghost of Tsushima = Good Game Dark Souls = Good Game Two things can be true at once

[@salvalente9378]

Blacktemplars were are the very top at the start of tenth, but we got nerfed a bit. We are still closer to the top but not in the top 5 or anything

[@kingalfred9941]

I think they stand somewhere in between top 1-10 range.

[@Grintendo]

Honestly you could take most factions, get their strongest list and beat non tournament players with casual lists. Sounds like that's what happened here.

[@StigPrice]

I play knights and custodes... You wanna talk about getting nerfed?

[@salvalente9378]

@StigPrice knights are simply impossible to balance and gw just can't figure out custodies. All I meant was bt was one of the best and is now around that golden 50% win rate

[@StigPrice]

@@salvalente9378 yeah nah I get yah dw. And tbh that 50% rate is not a bad place to be at all... Unfortunately for me, GW has been way off the mark, especially in regards to custodes.

[@hive-mind7607]

No offense to the first dude but I am here to listen to some hobby nightmares and not him, bragging about how awesome his life is. And yes, I envy him for that kind of girlfriend.

[@jamess3430]

Ok maybe a bit of a trek but the Prince Charles cinema in Soho London show an extended edition marathon about 6 times a year. Also big love for archery. I love it.

[@ravenRedwake]

29:08 okay, what’s the downside to taking Templars? You can’t take the bad librarians? “Oh no! But anyways.”

[@JimiSparx-yw3gb]

If Evan really wanted a challenge, he's got his two armies, Orks and Black Templars. He could offer to lend one of his armies to someone else to fight the other. That would determine if he'd just min/maxed the system with his troop picks, or if he really IS that good a player.

[@ravenRedwake]

23:32 man, I wonder if this guy and gal are gonna have a Trump cosplay encounter too?

[@WilliamSabio]

Not gonna lie, that’s how it was for me. Lost my first game using my newly acquired Black Templars but after studying up my army usually does pretty decent. Those 35-40 chain sword attacks with a buff does major damage

[@thewizardmf175]

North I love ya hahaha the first story love it happy stuff and wish the best BUUUT glad you recognized the over gushing 😆 I said it after 2 min

[@jackcharlie9322]

19:45 IM DONE😂

[@Backstabmacro]

Of course you’re getting hate for the Dark Souls comment, you’re just wrong 😂 The Souls games are extremely well done because they’re done that way *on purpose.* You just don’t like that style of game, which is totally fair. I’m a huge fan of the soundtracks and like watching my friend stream them, but I have zero desire to beat my skull against bosses repeatedly until I succeed.

[@CassyCat4]

Being in a nerd couple is the absolute best, My guy was educating me about the original Mad Max film today he is super excited to get to Tina Turner in a later one in the week and was gleefully showing me her song from the film. Adorable!!!

[@Endme264]

Dark souls is an aquired taste, your first few experiences are likened to taint your perception, dont let it win, all it is is tge video game analogy for real world struggle. When you accomplish the trilogy its like buying a house or fighting off crippling debt and also. fuck the nameless king and his bitch chicken too.

[@greywanderer5935]

Goddamnit I could murder a cup of tea right now! And Joy sounds like a keeper man, and very talented! Excellent pics!

[@christopherwalsh7700]

Wtf was that. So far this episode is my biggest hobby nightmare.

[@BillWD]

City Screen cinemas used to do a thing (i dont know if they still do) where you can request a film to be shown and then filling the cinema is down to you. So as long as you advertise it well on social media and get friends to go etc, they'd put on the film you wanted. Perfect for seeing movies at the cinema that you'd previously missed.

[@thekamikaze789]

regarding seeing lotr in the cinema: i got lucky to watch a hobbit/lotr marathon. all 6 in order ~15hours. not the uncut versions as that would be too good xD

[@darko-man8549]

I really wished the 40k setting had a more HH mindset so my Xenos could be invovled as well as marines

[@dominicandrew3129]

That's definitely a weird hill to die on North....to claim Darksouls are not well made games is wild to say the least. I get someone not liking them because everyone has different likes and dislike. But to say they are not well made makes you sound like a butthurt darksouls player lol. It's all love tho, love watching your content

[@darko-man8549]

Yeah, you can dislike the fans and the mindset that goes with it, but to say it’s not well-made is just a bad opinion

[@Magickyaaron1987]

Jee wiz that first one went on

[@db7314]

LOTR got a cinema re run in 2023 in the UK, was the extended 4K versions as well. Best cinema experience I’ve had.

[@thehangman3105]

Wasted a good 22 minutes of time there. What a long drawn out story about nothing.

[@northernexile]

This is the risk of doing warts and all/authentic stories mate xD

[@Bassbrowser]

Cheers for the time stamp, helped me skip 10 minutes of drivel

[@Drobeis]

You looking at old data, Norf. Custodes have the worst rules right now. Templars are one of the better marines now

[@ravenRedwake]

Well that’s because the women are -1 strength and toughness.

[@danpsyker6122]

​@@ravenRedwakelol this comment made chuckle. Good day sir!

[@ronniefc07]

The guy who had a problem with his friend Evan fielding a stompa or an astreus? Yea those models don’t live through two baneblades. Also dark souls games are great. It might be a hill u will die in but it’s overshadowed by the massive hill of fans who love the game. Love the videos.

[@RobotDJP]

I know this sounds stupid but where do I submit a hobby nightmare?

[@Deefry]

Email address is in the video description :)

[@RobotDJP]

@@Deefry thanks

[@VirtualHolocaust]

imagine wanting a gf to take all your gaming time. Naw fam im ok! lol

[@vicnedel02]

Oh my god that gf story went on forever.

[@jensablefur155]

I hope the discussion about what GW and hobby store employees think of customers has a bit about the middle class parents dropping a 10 year old kid in the store for 4 hours and expecting you to childmind them. Maybe they buy a token £3.50 Pokémon booster pack after you've spent half your shift trying to entertain this kid. Used to wind my friend up big time when he used to work at a nerd shop, lol

[@StigPrice]

Did you just say custodes are up there???

[@danpsyker6122]

Info dump: Yeah Black Templars are pretty much Top 5 best army atm, but the funniest part is that the guy went to Orkz claiming he just wanted a challenge, when in fact they're now considered the best army in the game lol. Oh and Custodes are shit now btw, just so ya know. I personally was enjoying the first guys story about his girlfriend, but everyone's got different taste, and you obviously didn't like all the gushing and let the poor guy know about it 😮lol

[@ZontarDow]

Most of this was just a guy bragging about winning the lottery and pretending the mathematically impossible outcome of there being a decent woman for everyone is suddenly going to materialize.

[@SiegeTF]

I'm not an average player - a new edition comea out and I lose consistently for six months, but then I start winning, and I keep winning until the next edition. Ill admit I'm comstantly tweaking my lists- in 9th my Necrons slowly metamorphed into a 50/50 melee/shooting list from mostly shooting. I dont pay attention to the meta though, amd tweak towards how the games I play trend. If, for example, one of ny regular opponents didnt use a poxwalker heavy Deathguard list he buffed to Nurgle's Garden and back I might not have swapped my Rifle Warriors to Shotgun Warriors. And a liberal sprinkling of Tesla weapons. Are they weaker than Gauss on vehicles? Not for me, because my fellow greybeards love their characters, which means I love my Tesla Arcs. I havent played 10th yet, but ive started collecting Orks, a mix of Vanillia, Speed, amd Snaggas. Time will tell which way they wind up skewing.

[@cmtz2098]

20 min in waiting for the hobby nightmare

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

9:58 Goodbye North. You will be missed.

[@MechbossBoogie]

Normally I would have listened to this when I got home. Today... Today I am still at work 6 hours later. Not gonna lie, mate. I didn't really care for the lord of the rings. Just couldn't get into it. Fantasy just isn't my genre. I'm a hardcore fan of cosmic horror.

[@CaptianK5]

For the first Hobby... ummm dream, i am happy for the dude that he has found the one. But his entry seemed more like a life story of his love life with only some hobby. (sorry dude) As for the Black Templar meta player in the second Nightmare, i'm surprised that on one menthuned to him why he isn't fun to play agent.

[@cloudydiamont8534]

Blqck templers and custodes are at 56% winrate according to metawatch making them number 1 and 2 in terms of winrate

[@chrisbell8745]

Jesus Christ we get it, you hate Dark Souls and hold everyone who enjoys those games with the utmost contempt... I think you've hammered the point home enough. 🙄 Also what on Earth are you on about people who enjoy Dark Souls being mad about Ghost of Tsushima being on PC? I'm happy PC players get to play that masterpiece... I just wish they'd ALSO get to play the masterpiece that is Bloodborne though! Sorry I love ya man but the CONSTANT hypocritical digs at people for DARING to enjoy something you don't like because of an annoying vocal minority is just grating...

[@northernexile]

Dude. Thank you for proving my point about your fanbase. Don't get triggered on a KZbin video on a small channel by a jibe, and a lame one at that, poked at something you like. You took time out of your day to write that, I'm responding to let you know that I am indeed allowed to not like something you like and to talk about it whenever I feel like it :) And yes, a lot of the discourse I've seen on Ghost by Dark Souls players (on KZbin, Discord) is them attempting to shit on Ghost out of petty jealousy. Maybe that's not you. But maybe if that is the case then this comment in the video was not aimed at you.

[@chrisbell8745]

@@northernexile To be honest I took the time to write this after hearing this in multiple videos, the MAIN offender being that other video you did where you stated "if you enjoy those games, I think that means you haven't actually experienced actual hardship and don't go to the gym and you should probably do that instead" (I have to admit... THAT remark kind of did rub me up the wrong way... ) Seemed very out of character for you making such a generalised statement. Guess this one was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back to be honest.

[@ravenRedwake]

Hey now, he hates airbrush users more, cause somebody violated him with an airbrush I think.

[@vorebiz]

It's a channel meme along with North's disdain for Baldur's Bear Sex and Space Wolves. As someone who liked Baldur's Gate 3 and has woofers as my secondary 40K army, just laugh along. It's just a cheeky dig and recurring thing.

[@jeffreybojc7980]

Barf

[@dionisiosmarinos4285]

Oh you are getting a lot of hate for the dark souls slander good sir

[@northernexile]

For people telling me they are not salty fans...they are certainly going about it in a strange way.

[@dogangok4806]

mid ep nil

[@jamiegabbutt2442]

12.10 "is that his natural helmet"? 😂

[@llamasteve8376]

Another shropshire archer? I probably know this guy lol.