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[@classymofo1059]

"Where is she when you need her?" He says. "I'M RIGHT HERE" She responds

[@Wizi3lizz]

"You called?" Lol that was hilarious.

[@TripsAhoy]

The guy who returned those boxes feels bad lol.

[@gregschaust4298]

He is sitting at home, watching this video, and slapping himself in the balls.

[@TripsAhoy]

@@gregschaust4298 yeah big time!!!

[@rogerbabin8175]

Ultimate hose town for them....returned for financial reasons too...this person needed that money. Shame.

[@mtgunveiled874]

Hey Assholes- Maybe he actually needed the money for something serious. Fuck you. WOTC increased the prices on this and it was a huge hit in the nuts for most MTG players. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

[@kaibaCorpHQ]

You mean you can't go to the bank and deposit magic cards into your bank account?

[@andrevandehaar6652]

Rudy that was amazing!!!!! Thanks so much for the boxes!!! As you rightly said I freaked out completely that entire vid!!!!! Was awesome watching!!!!!!!

[@jhook6865]

Awesome boxes! I'm jealous of that Bitterblossom!

[@RunningGriffin]

Congrats seriously

[@bassmechanic237]

Grats compadre

[@Nizde21]

Andre van de Haar congrats man! Soo envious lols

[@PlatinumBuddy1]

Congrats on the boxes!

[@xymoriintus]

I've said before but THIS is truly the greatest UMA opening on KZbin. Link me a video that proves otherwise

[@freeyoutubered5937]

Desolators first box was insane

[@bennyblanco4696]

Never asks for links bro. Esp ones you are actually going to check out. That's troll candy right there...ouuu piece of...

[@bennyblanco4696]

Just saw one. He uploaded a video 2 days later. Title:Ultimate Masters.......................... watch until ending. It destroyed this box. Box toppers: demonic tutor and Goryo Also pulled 3 Caverns with 2 BEING FOIL. Tons of good rares. I'm sure something else i'm forgetting but that shit just blew my mind.

[@fsmoura]

_"911, what's your emergency?"_ _"Uhh . . . my weird recluse neighbor is running outside naked . . ."_ _"Awhat?!"_ _"He seems to be carrying empty booster boxes and waving them around frantically. For the last weeks we have been hearing ecstatic shouts from his basement. He has some sort of video equipment studio thing down there, too. This can't be good. Something nefarious must be going on."_ _"The police are on their way."_

[@Wimpl00]

He's also missing a nut. Looks like he ripped it off and threw it at the wall.

[@mynameiscloud611]

And this is what I came to the comments for.

[@williamanderson2954]

1:37 I like hairy arm

[@Starliing]

That second box was insane dude, wow. I love the foil Bitterblossom

[@iDATUS]

Foil one should be called SweetBlossom.

[@eartianwerewolf]

Rudy's ' Oh my godddd' lololol

[@danielduong3950]

Rudy: Where is she when you need her!! Liliana: I'm right here, be a dear and unveil me.

[@jamesruzicho735]

That second box was freaking amaz-balls!

[@tylercorella2223]

Rudy... I don't know you.... but I love you.

[@tygonmaster]

Sexually I bet. :^)

[@adolphus28]

Are you the 6.9% women?

[@tylercorella2223]

No. I’m part of the of the 93.1% male.

[@justanormalcat1839]

Rudy pulling the witch lady left and right while I'm stuck with a box topper Stirring Wildwood

[@Carland17]

Every time a Rebecca Guay art comes up Rudy stops to look at it

[@slayen0625]

Your videos are great. Please keep this content coming.

[@terminalchaos96]

Rudy I might need to borrow that liliana detector you seem to have lol. Great openings and awesome raw reactions.

[@joshmusclow8819]

Every time I see an alpha investment box opening, there is sauce. Floppy taco sauce. Hell yeah man!!!

[@AnotherLazybum]

We watch your box openings because you have the most energy of anyone i have seen do them, dont even play anymore but i check for your videos daily! keep up the good work

[@LoneTurtle10]

Your reactions never get old. Love your videos man!

[@Dan-oy7pr]

I'm convinced Rudy has superpowers after this now. Every time he calls for her, she comes.

[@swtsensation8580]

INCREDIBLE!! how in the hell does he keep pulling that Lilly!! He’s seriously has opened just a few boxes! Wow!

[@alexb-bl4jq]

You wouldn't think they could top bitterblossoms art but damn they are both equally beautiful. Wow.

[@Josh-uh6io]

Hands down one of if not the best opening video I’ve seen in a while. Great stuff man!

[@martinrosschou]

1:37 Best Karn voice ever.

[@blacktiger0095]

I love Rudy's box openings, so much energy and excitement.

[@atlys258]

Ngl, my favorite hit was that foil Eldrazi Conscription. After Theros rotated out of standard I reworked my UW Heroic deck for casual and splashed green for Ordeal of Nylea to ramp into super early Conscriptions, that deck was so much fun 🤣

[@Ancient0fDays]

Rudy, do not ever stop the unboxing videos...please, it makes my day, with all my torturous life...! Thanks...!

[@djssportscards8637]

one of my customers just opened a box topper with 2 Lillys in it ... was crazy

[@mrlucky704]

that second box is what dreams are made of

[@thecryptonaut5329]

I never opened a pack o magic in my life, and I love these openings.

[@1uckywanderboy519]

Well, thanks for helping me make my mind up about buying a box, because no box will ever top that box 2. It's all downhill from there.

[@Flash-qz2kc]

Oh my gah, that box was insane, that was closest to a perfect box I ever seen

[@michaelgroff1620]

opened a box yesterday and pulled a liliana, karn, snapcaster, foil karakas, ulamog, and mikaues for the box topper.

[@gregormiller4037]

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, Liliana does."

[@emilianomurra3959]

How much do the UMA boxes cost when they buy them from here? Is it 90 like the others or do they have a special price

[@45obiwan]

That was insane! Thanks Rudy, now I can sleep tonight ..... or can I?

[@secretrarecollctbles1892]

lol you called upon the Liliana goddess and she delivered, that box opening was insane!!

[@travist2538]

I opened a box yesterday and got a box topper Lilly, a Lilly in the box, a snapcaster mate and a foil engineered explosives 😍

[@ShamelessWarrior13]

boxtopper Cavern, foil Cavern, regular Cavern, one box. Pretty much the craziest thing I've seen since Rudy's Stronghold box where he got double mox diamond and double sliver queen...

[@gg_simida]

I only opened 2 packs from this set but got a foil snap

[@codybord2294]

Jaheeezus, that box 2 alone was worth close to $600. That guy who returned them must be feelin awfully salty.

[@Beafeaters]

Holy trinity investments back at it!

[@bassmechanic237]

Awesome video Rudy.

[@Greywolf74]

My UMA foils have warped just sitting on my desk. Ive currently got them flattening under about five 4 row boxes.

[@jude7365]

I wish phyrexian altar was still around that 😭

[@jacobpoissant6617]

Bought a box at my local game store. Got mana vault foil, emrahkul as a topper, squee foil, phyrexian altar foil and woodfall primus. All in the same box! My local game store owner was so freaked out in mid opening that he came to see cause he didn't believed it at first xD

[@Xenodude2000]

That's an absolutely insane second box, holy crap!

[@quthai]

Rudy: WHERE IS SHE WHEN YOU NEED HER HUH?! Lili: I'm home baby. Classic.

[@SirRichardHoniker]

I went over to my LGS store, bought 2 packs, first pack got a foil tarmogoyf and leovold. I died at lest 5 time at that moment

[@johanlopezcalderon1107]

Rudy, do you do shipping outside the US? I would like to become a patron and get some boxes but I don't live in the States...

[@TimmytheSorcerer]

That second box was insane! 😳

[@sirfloyd1348]

Those "eyes" are beautiful.

[@tehjamerz]

Sir Floyd especially her 3rd and 4th

[@toddakam6131]

Rudy you are my spirit animal..

[@Darkfire462]

I don’t even play or collect Magic anymore, but these videos are great. Keep it up!

[@lazuardibarkah7114]

The whamen in the box is too damn low. BUT YOU GET IT!!

[@HobbitCrom]

I cannot stop watching you open Ultimate Masters!

[@bmanstyle661]

I dont even play magic and I love Rudy's videos..

[@Pigeoning]

Shaved Head Ruby would be something to behold...

[@Attlanttizz]

What is this "sock-stopper" you keep referring to?

[@Obakedake]

Holy Crap, insane boxes!!

[@BricGaming5]

My best ultimate masters pack was foil liliana into liliana I straight up screamed in my LGS

[@bennyblanco4696]

Bric Gaming you cappin boi

[@clon1122]

Florida man found passed out and naked outside his house.

[@oremastathepro]

Look at Rudy mapping the boxes so he opens Lilly for all his patrons, figures.

[@MosbergSwerve]

Hey! only I'm allowed to whip cards at the table

[@maxsternburg1956]

your openings are still the best

[@markvonbank6727]

But you do it with Flair!!! Hi Joey

[@jcskehan]

straight up though, those citizen token are some of my favorite art ever.

[@phyrexiahive9440]

My jaw dropped the second box. Box Topper Cavern. oh boi. I was happy with box topper Urborg.

[@krokalop]

I'll give you a homerun tonight, nice

[@deadstar5832]

Best. Opening. Ever! Love when Rudy gets cray

[@Scorch428]

And to this day, Andre still sits, waiting for his cards...

[@stereodark]

The second box was like what, 1B$?

[@greglockton6246]

Seriously Rudy.... NEVER STOP! Never stop opening UMA boxes ever! In fact, change the name to Ultimate Masters Investments Scumbag Tacos LLC.

[@danielbhwang]

Damn that cavern of souls...

[@spyder2238]

The gazing eyes of Liliana

[@TimJacobs]

That laugh @6:50

[@imperiajor]

Wow O.O so Awesome

[@battletested82]

"It's like 3D in my eye"....LOL

[@cmouk]

Pulled liliana and a foil Noble hierarch out of a 3 pack from walmart

[@bennyblanco4696]

cmouk awesome flip

[@k0olmini11]

Seize the day was the foil rare right?

[@grantbalmer6951]

14:42 O face? Where did you get that term Rudy???

[@mylesaway2566]

6:44 !!!!BEST LAUGH Ever!

[@the1bmc1]

rudy you are great and also you sound like micheal scott

[@Ahivalaostia88]

EYES UP EVERYONE!

[@stanley-lg2lk]

a true rudy laugh sounds like a goblin or a gnome

[@josecuervo8487]

Best unboxer! Here is a salute to your floppy taco!

[@LamGorYun]

15:50 foil foil lol

[@shaman666]

15:50 nice foil foil

[@MaskUser00]

That was god like awesome box opening

[@christophersuganutz9954]

I bought 4 boxes and 9 of the 3 packs from Walmart, and not one damn Karn, cavern, tarmagoyf nor liliana !!! (I did get a box topper snapcaster) but still ! Not even a engineer explosives which I found odd.

[@toojack9346]

Rudy is like Mel Gibson in "Maverick" pulling the Ace off the top of the deck.

[@cs85b]

Unreal box opening. Best set by far. I can't believe that mythic pool. You need to summon Lilly on the box topper next time.

[@BoosterTherapy]

The final comment. Literally laughed out loud...

[@jtgolo]

How come I watch all of these channels videos and I don’t even play magic the gathering?

[@camilojimenez623]

Me too like wtf. I used to play yugioh as a kid.

[@secretrarecollctbles1892]

lol I know, its strangely addicting

[@supaaznjigga]

because you like watching internet trolls. Rudy is a funny MTG trololol

[@CraZEEElife]

He’s a good entertainer

[@Doofindork]

One of us. One of us.

[@thecryptonaut5329]

"This is for all the potatoes"

[@Touphnya]

1:40 rudy trying to pack search I see the edit, I know what you're doing.

[@Aut0mati0n]

Nice sleight of hand there Kappa

[@LordPepo]

im here for the hairy arms should be a channel t shirt for you lol

[@dandok3996]

So just to get this cleared up from your last few videos, I should dump all of my life savings in Master sets?

[@Runicmyst]

@6:33 best moment this month.

[@jbobthevideogameslob9250]

Creepy Rudy, Creeping Tar Pit, makes sense

[@AvAforevr]

The box toppers seem to warp when they aren't put into perfect fits right away

[@emiach]

When you repack reseal back to the master

[@ArtBear88]

Rudy gets his jokes off family Guy at 2:10 #exposed

[@bennyblanco4696]

That's obvious. It shouldn't have taken over 2 years to notice that lol

[@Andrew-yy2ok]

Called it!

[@mvargasmoran]

Boy My Box topper was a lord of extinction, I really like it, but that Cavern of souls man... Those were the best boxes.

[@jhook6865]

I got the Lord also, it looks amazing but a little disappointing.

[@matthewgoodman9366]

Best. Box. Opening. Ever. (Well played on the commentary as well)