ULTRAKILL But it's TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR (TABS)

[@SniperOnSunday]

3:58 Guttertank was designed as a direct counter to Gutterman. Thus, this outcome is expected.

[@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo]

Is that on the enemy info of the terminal?

[@graycatsaderow]

​@@MarcoAntonioColioGallardoyes

[@Karmie_owo]

LORE ACCURACY IN VIDEO GAMES, LET'S GO!

[@Hoangthien9.-_]

🤡🤡🤡

[@Grimm8036]

​@@Hoangthien9.-_ Tondar while doing that:

[@usuario_david]

"ultracrashing my computer"

[@DavTheGl1tchy0ne]

"CRUSH" Sure Minos, sure

[@alternative7586]

I've only managed to crash ULTRAKILL once. I wish to do it again.

[@BroBrodyBlud]

“Ultrakilling my CPU”

[@HoonicornDeathStare]

Ultashitting myself

[@PHOTON.thief.]

the ultrakilling is real

[@pieperson444]

the primes use a stamina system to decide their attacks, so it makes sense that they would taunt often if their opponent dont dodge

[@joshuakim2212]

If they coming out with Ultrakill TABS, then slight(no) possibility for Ultrakill TABG. Would be funny seeing Sisyphus get shredded by a filth with the glockinator.

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

or a stray killing EVERY SINGLE ENEMY IN THE GAME with an orbital strike bomb

[@RandomGuylguess]

@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e rain world pfp

[@STRANGER0243]

Good is bad, bad is good, and shut up and grab the glockinator already.

[@nightcattius]

​@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e rain world pfp

[@davisjian8250]

⁠@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-eRain World pfp

[@V2_TheMurderMachine]

i dont fight my bros

[@TondarYZD]

dam

[@KlongKlongKlong]

A real murdermachine

[@Efcolitca]

dam

[@4leafzilla312]

V1:

[@chezzez]

thought you said "i smash my bros"

[@molky_e]

3:18 "Sissyphus prime vs a fucking cow" The "cow":📢📢📢

[@Ineedmypayngl]

Do sissyphus also have a sissyphussy?

[@lego_finalformcooler]

Minotaur gonna hit Sisyphus with the: “Congratulations!”

[@GivDaOskar]

Ultrawoke

[@Leemmy_148]

Sisyphus prime vs a f💀cking cow

[@BallVirtue]

It sounds like maxwell from don't starve

[@EMan-xj5cz]

I mean, tabs was the first thing I thought of when this was announced also put Minos and Sisyphus on the highest radiance and have them fight each other

[@TondarYZD]

i did off camera and first thing that happened was them going out of bounds

[@EMan-xj5cz]

@@TondarYZD lol

[@bronze1557]

​@@TondarYZDIf you build a giant box with extra thick walls you can see the dbz battle in full glory

[@EMan-xj5cz]

@@bronze1557wait really???

[@bronze1557]

@@EMan-xj5cz Yeah, it's very incomprehensible, but the thick walls stop collisions from bugging out

[@Four-5321]

1:25 I Never Knew Sisyphus Can Show The Taunt Say "Nice Try!" That Cool.

[@jubilanttitan4999]

“A singular Filth that is literally too angry to die.” “And now it looks like he’s running on crack.” That’s how I feel all the time.

[@MICRO_CHELIK_REAL]

4:47 cancerous rodent is so motivated to kill a bigger version of him so he just became fucking invincible

[@goingblargh]

*_LIKE I SAID, V1! KIDS ARE CRUEL, AND I LO-_*_ (This comment has been censored by the Bureau of Human Decency, you sick fuck)_

[@Some_Kid11]

Snail moment

[@Block8k]

“Now 10 minnos prime vs me who’s gona-“ -B L U E-

[@reaperofnight123]

you mean "prep-"

[@dont-mind-me-i-just-exist.]

**JUDG-**

[@lolliii5477]

*overlapped minos noises*

[@maryjaneperry9951]

0:54 The battle Of Gods

[@Toasterizer9000]

No no, this is jiren vs goku

[@ineophobe]

that tank pun was hilarious I'm still laughing 🗿

[@probablyb2]

ineophobe sighting

[@Grinhal]

Ineophobe be watching for ideas to the grind

[@ineophobe]

@@Grinhal we do a little scouting (we do a little scouting)

[@Grinhal]

@@ineophobe basically kind of a big deal (we do a little scouting(we do a little scouting))

[@BloodisFuel7]

funny rock

[@NineGenaizys]

8:14 he didnt prepare thyself

[@greatheavy1527]

So thy end is now

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

he has been judged

[@OrionsCat]

The man was truly crushed

[@BluButBetterEachDay]

he died

[@TheAntidk]

He was too weak

[@Golden_M4no]

7:44 Ultrakill, but the Filth is lava

[@thatliamboi]

5:03 he was NOT messing around

[@alternative7586]

Since the update came out, I like to stack up a bunch of Guttermen/Maurice until they don't stack anymore and then make them face the Druid Knight, V2, or Big Johninator. I also like to put radiance on Druid Knight and watch him wipe out Minos Prime, but he keeps going out of bounds. Also: The Guttertank has Faust Panzer written on it's left arm which translates to "FIST TANK".

[@combineadvisor572]

minos almost "Crushed" your computer, but it looks like it saw this coming and prepared thyself

[@timtaylor8577]

4:21 this cought me off guard lol

[@some1112]

3:06 damn that was an awesome finish from the V2 army

[@SRobot08]

7:10 I remember my friend doing this and turned sandbox internet o a horror game

[@radio5637]

1:20 MINOS IS HITTING THE GRIDDY!!

[@deezy1911]

Hello fellow autistic person.

[@Gahdangdawg]

2:05 “he has a ball, but i did not expect him to dunk that shit” - max0r

[@jb_rl6794]

2:20 "gabriel racist mode" 💀💀💀

[@lolliii5477]

max0r.

[@MehmetEfeYT]

5:04 When Minos said "CRUSH", he meant that he'll crush your PC💀

[@chaytonaverygunawan3458]

it is a very good day when tondaryzd uploads an ultrakill vid

[@AlexDoesStuff-d1x]

Back in my day I had a laptop and I made my TABS units so powerful that they CRASHED my computer. Several times

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

i remember having an old (and really bad) laptop and constantly playing modded tabs with it, it crashed and lagged SO MUCH

[@Web.Regularis]

8:09 Coughing Baby Vs Hydrogen Bomb

[@Terratomere]

minos vs sisyphus is unfair, sisyphus literally has 2x the amount of hp that minos has

[@TondarYZD]

true

[@Terratomere]

@@TondarYZD try minos with 2x hp vs normal sisyphus, its actually sort of a close fight

[@cezken5]

​@@Terratomeresisyphus still wins because his damage

[@bobusmogus]

​@@cezken5doesn't Sisyphus has same damage?

[@dustyink]

and for lore reasons, mino's prime form was still forming, while sisyphus was finished

[@Jomoisfr]

Garry’s mod, TABS, and Ultrakill in one video is frivolous.

[@thefireman17492]

1:27 what the hell?? I've never even seen Sisyphus do that attack before.

[@V1TheMachine-n5i]

10X Speed Minotaur is hilarious, if you're in an open space and it starts charging it will just spin in circles ADHD Cow

[@blueburry6333]

4:12 pro tip, whenever i want something to attack flesh prison or panocticon, i spawn a mdk with radiance 10 health and freeze it so it doesnt attack. place it so the enemy is between mdk and the flesh prison, then unblind and blind enemies to place the mdk inside the flesh prison so the enemy will try to attack mdk but since its inside the flesh prison it damages flesh prison instead and the flesh prison will attack the enemy instead of mdk cuz the enemy was closest to him 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@TondarYZD]

400 iq

[@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev]

What I like to do is have one of each enemy fight eachother like a huge battle royale

[@TondarYZD]

ultrabattle Royale

[@camdenhilscher5770]

The max radiant filth is the ultrakill equivalent to the dark peasant

[@BuilderInitiation]

6:25 swordmachine vs *THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN*

[@overyonder6032]

List of best ultrakill OST. #1 order #2 Castle vein #3 uuuhh forgot everything else

[@sr.pablitomemes]

Buddy forgor Halls of Sacriligeous remains and altars of apostasy

[@BOOMmasterNIM]

6:25 average moment in gmod

[@Timeline_destroyer]

Coughing orphanage vs hydrogen bomb 😂

[@TurquoiseFan23]

Preview reminded me about "30 billion SpongeBobs VS Goku"

[@gumonthewall5617]

Prepare thy self... for SOME TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLES

[@BloodisFuel7]

imagine having all 3 prime souls (when the game is finished) fight

[@frenchtoast.mp4]

ULTRAThreesome

[@TETANUS.]

​@@frenchtoast.mp4🤨

[@agamatsus]

Mentioning tabs brings back so much nostalgia

[@aidenmb7932]

Stuff like this is why near half my playtime is in the sandbox

[@Lemon4ik_863]

2:56 If only multiplayer was added to ultrakill. so the players gathered to kill the boss:

[@madbanana22]

7:44 finally, something wicked in sandbox

[@MazinBander-lm7lq]

Who wants me to actually make some ultrakill bosses in TABS

[@TondarYZD]

i do

[@masoudwafaie726]

8:14 "The one and only! ME!" mintos primos: *Fnaf jumpscare*

[@Xtheartist465]

holy hell the beginning of the minos prime vs. sisyphus prime fight felt like a dragon ball Z type fist clash

[@Darkkenny69420]

5:02 bro crushed his pc 😭

[@SaxtonGaming1401]

Minos Prime VS Sisyphus Prime is the most legendary battle and no one can prove me otherwise. Well, at least until P-3 comes out.

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

I want to see corpse of King Minos vs the earthmover

[@FinnishSAball325]

3:50 what makes this better is hat the gutter tank was made LITERALLY TO COUNTER THE GUTTERMAN!

[@Leizirandom]

Just came here after Chritmas just to answer his question: 1st: It was nice 2nd: I got nothing, cus I didn't wanted anything

[@Cool_Name-idk]

4:40 small thing infiltrates big thing's body and kills it from the inside? now where have I seen that before...

[@VeryEpicTinPot]

Violence Climax /// …Like Antennas to Heaven

[@KyriSanmiguel]

*Spawns like a 100 fliths* minos prime:crush*pc dying" minos prime flexing his muscles*

[@RandomBird-zh6mo]

GABRIEL your getting Aton of views and subscribers now. Congrats man! also make army of 10 v2's (5 normal 5 v2 2) vs every guy in the game

[@TondarYZD]

thanks bro 🫂

[@hulguntristan6268]

Pretty funny saying Gabriel instead of god

[@RandomBird-zh6mo]

I just thought of it on the spot and thought it was good@@hulguntristan6268

[@ENPixeI]

"Sisyphus prime vs a fucking cow" what a line

[@BatataoFrito]

2:06 that Metal Pipe actually caught me off guard

[@SmartBloxxer]

All I'm gonna say is: It's depressing that a COW dealt almost more damage to sysiphus than minos prime.

[@SniperOnSunday]

We need Minos vs. Cow. It's lore accurate.

[@_RK709]

-Crush DESTROY! -Crush YOU CAN'T ESCAPE -Crush

[@julianthedoodlertrue]

1:20 “Let me take my breath… ok let’s fight again”

[@Blue_Cone-0100]

2:18 “wait can i make gabrial fight gabrial racist mode?”💀💀💀💀💀

[@Bacontr4shdigity]

Minos prime: crush ❌ CRAASSH✅✅✅✅

[@Slashergaming98]

2:25 Gabriel vs Gabriel racist mode😭😭😭😭

[@King_of_blackrock]

4:24 nanomachines son

[@Khione3]

5:03 “CRUSH!” *crushes your fps*

[@alexanderoregon2816]

minos crushed your computer

[@TOWERERV9]

1:21 it went to sisyphus and minos to sexyphus and meatos

[@light-fs1sg]

cool but did you know minotaur is able to kill almost every lesser enemy AND minos prime AND get sisyphus to his 2nd phase (i discovered this on standard so maybe its different on brutal or violent)

[@big_dumb8408]

I think this is what my brother thinks 7-P will be

[@arthxeon]

0:54 literally the anime battle of the year

[@hansonkerman7286]

"Lemme at em! Come o(DIES HORRIBLY)"

[@lukas-nd6zr]

you know when a game is good when even the ai fighting is entertaining

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

Ark: survival evolved

[@Rabllllllll]

I liked sisyphus prime vs minos,i am now gonna proceed like your vidoe

[@lubber_]

Come on bring it- famous last words

[@mrblakeboy1420]

look at the end screen. that’s the first room with enemies in p-2

[@totallychaos2019]

The end of the video was the most funny ultrakill outro

[@ali.tubbie]

the last clip was like minos prime 1: you shall reek blood machine minos prime 2:no more shall you move minos prime 3:the council has stated you minos prime 5:to death

[@SkiS_9]

"Let me at 'em" (Fucking Dies)

[@IDK-7-X2C]

2:05 I'm dieings very funnings!!11!!1😱💀😂😭🙏

[@IDK-7-X2C]

Is 9th or 8th layer released yet? Cuz I won't be able to neither buy the actual game instead of pirating it again and losing all the progress (I can't buy anything in my steam account since I live in Russia) neither i can update it, i just don't wanna complete the game all over again just for a single new layer🙏😭

[@TheSlow523]

nope it's not out uet

[@VHSgames]

I got what i wanted,ULTRAKILL!!!

[@atb6848]

TAUKS Totally accurate ultrakilling simulator.

[@le_prime4385]

One interaction you could get with 4-4 V2 is that you can throw your coins and it will target the enemy. So I just use a bunch of dual wield power ups and obliterate gabriel into his second phase with a click of a button

[@divinegodverseofficial5008]

Why is this so satisfying?

[@levibruner7553]

If you thought Minos v Sisyphus was something, try Minos radiance 4 v Sisyphus radiance 2. It is truly a spectacle.

[@TondarYZD]

you were right

[@Kairo1299]

0:59 Батя с дедом сцепились по-пьяни

[@SlimeyEmeralds]

Minos and Sisyphus, the strongest of all time versus the strongest of today ahh fight

[@Sizar-oi9si]

4:02 i mean what did you expect it’s nickname is literally the tank fist

[@Marcelbretz]

8:07 bro's gonna get 1,000 yard stare.💀💀💀

[@spectre4497]

Most average play session with legos:

[@mabssarbs9731]

"CRUSH!" *crashes your computer*

[@NoobiestNoob603]

very cancerous rodent picked immortality and panicked when he saw the immortal snail

[@compositegod8175]

Shit, 2 of my favorite video games in one video.

[@altariaethar]

bro imagine if tabs with ultrakill enemies was just the fucking secret mission at some point that woiuld be funny

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

it should be in 7-3

[@TETANUS.]

The final boss is a Gabriel unit.

[@toastergaming7783]

Ultra Accurate Hell Cybergrind

[@BuilderInitiation]

8:15 BLU DOOM

[@lautaroferreyra-bi1xm]

0:10 no blood

[@GivDaOskar]

No coins

[@Guy4evr]

Any enemy can fight As long as they have diffrent files For example big johnson was created on v2 file Meaning if you put v2 against him he wont fight

[@Gamzgreg]

7:50 parrying a filth is coded to one shot

[@Shinysnomni]

This video turns one year old tomorrow Happy birthday ultrakill but it’s totally accurate battle simulator (tabs)