ULTRAKILL But it's TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR (TABS)

[@usuario_david]

"ultracrashing my computer"

[@DavTheGl1tchy0ne]

"CRUSH" Sure Minos, sure

[@alternative7586]

I've only managed to crash ULTRAKILL once. I wish to do it again.

[@BroBrodyBlud]

“Ultrakilling my CPU”

[@Kowadude]

Ultashitting myself

[@PHOTON.thief.]

the ultrakilling is real

[@SniperOnSunday]

3:58 Guttertank was designed as a direct counter to Gutterman. Thus, this outcome is expected.

[@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo]

Is that on the enemy info of the terminal?

[@graycatsaderow]

​@@MarcoAntonioColioGallardoyes

[@S.A.M-MK3]

LORE ACCURACY IN VIDEO GAMES, LET'S GO!

[@Hoangthien9.-_]

🤡🤡🤡

[@Grimm8036]

​@@Hoangthien9.-_ Tondar while doing that:

[@V2_TheMurderMachine]

i dont fight my bros

[@TondarYZD]

dam

[@KlongKlongKlong]

A real murdermachine

[@Efcolitca]

dam

[@4leafzilla312]

V1:

[@chezzez]

thought you said "i smash my bros"

[@pieperson444]

the primes use a stamina system to decide their attacks, so it makes sense that they would taunt often if their opponent dont dodge

[@joshuakim2212]

If they coming out with Ultrakill TABS, then slight(no) possibility for Ultrakill TABG. Would be funny seeing Sisyphus get shredded by a filth with the glockinator.

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

or a stray killing EVERY SINGLE ENEMY IN THE GAME with an orbital strike bomb

[@RandomGuylguess]

@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e rain world pfp

[@STRANGER0243]

Good is bad, bad is good, and shut up and grab the glockinator already.

[@nightcatnightstalker]

​@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e rain world pfp

[@davisjian8250]

⁠@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-eRain World pfp

[@molky_e]

3:18 "Sissyphus prime vs a fucking cow" The "cow":📢📢📢

[@Ineedmypayngl]

Do sissyphus also have a sissyphussy?

[@lego_finalformcooler]

Minotaur gonna hit Sisyphus with the: “Congratulations!”

[@GivDaOskar]

Ultrawoke

[@Leemmy_148]

Sisyphus prime vs a f💀cking cow

[@BallVirtue]

It sounds like maxwell from don't starve

[@Four-se1dj]

1:25 I Never Knew Sisyphus Can Show The Taunt Say "Nice Try!" That Cool.

[@EMan-xj5cz]

I mean, tabs was the first thing I thought of when this was announced also put Minos and Sisyphus on the highest radiance and have them fight each other

[@TondarYZD]

i did off camera and first thing that happened was them going out of bounds

[@EMan-xj5cz]

@@TondarYZD lol

[@bronze1557]

​@@TondarYZDIf you build a giant box with extra thick walls you can see the dbz battle in full glory

[@EMan-xj5cz]

@@bronze1557wait really???

[@bronze1557]

@@EMan-xj5cz Yeah, it's very incomprehensible, but the thick walls stop collisions from bugging out

[@MICRO_CHELIK_REAL]

4:47 cancerous rodent is so motivated to kill a bigger version of him so he just became fucking invincible

[@goingblargh]

*_LIKE I SAID, V1! KIDS ARE CRUEL, AND I LO-_*_ (This comment has been censored by the Bureau of Human Decency, you sick fuck)_

[@Some_Kid11]

Snail moment

[@Block8k]

“Now 10 minnos prime vs me who’s gona-“ -B L U E-

[@reaperofnight123]

you mean "prep-"

[@dont-mind-me-i-just-exist.]

**JUDG-**

[@lolliii5477]

*overlapped minos noises*

[@Golden_M4no]

7:44 Ultrakill, but the Filth is lava

[@NineGenaizys]

8:14 he didnt prepare thyself

[@greatheavy1527]

So thy end is now

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

he has been judged

[@OrionsCat]

The man was truly crushed

[@BluButBetterEachDay]

he died

[@TheAntidk]

He was too weak

[@ineophobe]

that tank pun was hilarious I'm still laughing 🗿

[@probablyb2]

ineophobe sighting

[@Mrcoollovescool]

Ineophobe be watching for ideas to the grind

[@ineophobe]

@@Mrcoollovescool we do a little scouting (we do a little scouting)

[@Mrcoollovescool]

@@ineophobe basically kind of a big deal (we do a little scouting(we do a little scouting))

[@BloodisFuel7]

funny rock

[@maryjaneperry9951]

0:54 The battle Of Gods

[@Toasterizer9000]

No no, this is jiren vs goku

[@Web.Regularis]

8:09 Coughing Baby Vs Hydrogen Bomb

[@thatliamboi]

5:03 he was NOT messing around

[@radio5637]

1:20 MINOS IS HITTING THE GRIDDY!!

[@deezy1911]

Hello fellow autistic person.

[@jb_rl6794]

2:20 "gabriel racist mode" 💀💀💀

[@lolliii5477]

max0r.

[@alternative7586]

Since the update came out, I like to stack up a bunch of Guttermen/Maurice until they don't stack anymore and then make them face the Druid Knight, V2, or Big Johninator. I also like to put radiance on Druid Knight and watch him wipe out Minos Prime, but he keeps going out of bounds. Also: The Guttertank has Faust Panzer written on it's left arm which translates to "FIST TANK".

[@combineadvisor572]

minos almost "Crushed" your computer, but it looks like it saw this coming and prepared thyself

[@some1112]

3:06 damn that was an awesome finish from the V2 army

[@timtaylor8577]

4:21 this cought me off guard lol

[@overyonder6032]

List of best ultrakill OST. #1 order #2 Castle vein #3 uuuhh forgot everything else

[@chaytonaverygunawan3458]

it is a very good day when tondaryzd uploads an ultrakill vid

[@blueburry6333]

4:12 pro tip, whenever i want something to attack flesh prison or panocticon, i spawn a mdk with radiance 10 health and freeze it so it doesnt attack. place it so the enemy is between mdk and the flesh prison, then unblind and blind enemies to place the mdk inside the flesh prison so the enemy will try to attack mdk but since its inside the flesh prison it damages flesh prison instead and the flesh prison will attack the enemy instead of mdk cuz the enemy was closest to him 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@TondarYZD]

400 iq

[@Gahdangdawg]

2:05 “he has a ball, but i did not expect him to dunk that shit” - max0r

[@SRobot08]

7:10 I remember my friend doing this and turned sandbox internet o a horror game

[@MehmetEfeYT]

5:04 When Minos said "CRUSH", he meant that he'll crush your PC💀

[@thefireman17492]

1:27 what the hell?? I've never even seen Sisyphus do that attack before.

[@V1TheMachine-n5i]

10X Speed Minotaur is hilarious, if you're in an open space and it starts charging it will just spin in circles ADHD Cow

[@BOOMmasterNIM]

6:25 average moment in gmod

[@Jomoisfr]

Garry’s mod, TABS, and Ultrakill in one video is frivolous.

[@Terratomere]

minos vs sisyphus is unfair, sisyphus literally has 2x the amount of hp that minos has

[@TondarYZD]

true

[@Terratomere]

@@TondarYZD try minos with 2x hp vs normal sisyphus, its actually sort of a close fight

[@cezken5]

​@@Terratomeresisyphus still wins because his damage

[@bobusmogus]

​@@cezken5doesn't Sisyphus has same damage?

[@Dustyink]

and for lore reasons, mino's prime form was still forming, while sisyphus was finished

[@AlexDoesStuff-d1x]

Back in my day I had a laptop and I made my TABS units so powerful that they CRASHED my computer. Several times

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

i remember having an old (and really bad) laptop and constantly playing modded tabs with it, it crashed and lagged SO MUCH

[@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev]

What I like to do is have one of each enemy fight eachother like a huge battle royale

[@TondarYZD]

ultrabattle Royale

[@camdenhilscher5770]

The max radiant filth is the ultrakill equivalent to the dark peasant

[@gumonthewall5617]

Prepare thy self... for SOME TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLES

[@masoudwafaie726]

8:14 "The one and only! ME!" mintos primos: *Fnaf jumpscare*

[@TurquoiseFan23]

Preview reminded me about "30 billion SpongeBobs VS Goku"

[@BloodisFuel7]

imagine having all 3 prime souls (when the game is finished) fight

[@frenchtoast.mp4]

ULTRAThreesome

[@TETANUS.]

​@@frenchtoast.mp4🤨

[@King_of_blackrock]

4:24 nanomachines son

[@Cool_Name-idk]

4:40 small thing infiltrates big thing's body and kills it from the inside? now where have I seen that before...

[@VeryEpicTinPot]

Violence Climax /// …Like Antennas to Heaven

[@agamatsus]

Mentioning tabs brings back so much nostalgia

[@Ngamer846]

2:56 If only multiplayer was added to ultrakill. so the players gathered to kill the boss:

[@aidenmb7932]

Stuff like this is why near half my playtime is in the sandbox

[@Hank19830]

Just came here after Chritmas just to answer his question: 1st: It was nice 2nd: I got nothing, cus I didn't wanted anything

[@Khione3]

5:03 “CRUSH!” *crushes your fps*

[@Blue_Cone-0100]

2:18 “wait can i make gabrial fight gabrial racist mode?”💀💀💀💀💀

[@BatataoFrito]

2:06 that Metal Pipe actually caught me off guard

[@_RK709]

-Crush DESTROY! -Crush YOU CAN'T ESCAPE -Crush

[@Xtheartist465]

holy hell the beginning of the minos prime vs. sisyphus prime fight felt like a dragon ball Z type fist clash

[@KyriSanmiguel]

*Spawns like a 100 fliths* minos prime:crush*pc dying" minos prime flexing his muscles*

[@julianthedoodlertrue]

1:20 “Let me take my breath… ok let’s fight again”

[@SmartBloxxer]

All I'm gonna say is: It's depressing that a COW dealt almost more damage to sysiphus than minos prime.

[@SniperOnSunday]

We need Minos vs. Cow. It's lore accurate.

[@Bacontr4shdigity]

Minos prime: crush ❌ CRAASSH✅✅✅✅

[@TheBrick-Bloxxer]

6:25 swordmachine vs *THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN*

[@МаксимНикифоров-л4м]

2:05 I'm dieings very funnings!!11!!1😱💀😂😭🙏

[@МаксимНикифоров-л4м]

Is 9th or 8th layer released yet? Cuz I won't be able to neither buy the actual game instead of pirating it again and losing all the progress (I can't buy anything in my steam account since I live in Russia) neither i can update it, i just don't wanna complete the game all over again just for a single new layer🙏😭

[@TheSlow523]

nope it's not out uet

[@THR-1000]

7:46 worse than Something Wicked

[@mrblakeboy1420]

look at the end screen. that’s the first room with enemies in p-2

[@SaxtonGaming1401]

Minos Prime VS Sisyphus Prime is the most legendary battle and no one can prove me otherwise. Well, at least until P-3 comes out.

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

I want to see corpse of King Minos vs the earthmover

[@lautaroferreyra-bi1xm]

0:10 no blood

[@GivDaOskar]

No coins

[@RandomBird-zh6mo]

GABRIEL your getting Aton of views and subscribers now. Congrats man! also make army of 10 v2's (5 normal 5 v2 2) vs every guy in the game

[@TondarYZD]

thanks bro 🫂

[@hulguntristan6268]

Pretty funny saying Gabriel instead of god

[@RandomBird-zh6mo]

I just thought of it on the spot and thought it was good@@hulguntristan6268

[@StarUwU-Z]

How the duck do you access this "manage cheats" page in 7:57 pls help me

[@TondarYZD]

just press ` which is next to 1 on your keyboard

[@FinnishSAball325]

3:50 what makes this better is hat the gutter tank was made LITERALLY TO COUNTER THE GUTTERMAN!

[@Rabllllllll]

I liked sisyphus prime vs minos,i am now gonna proceed like your vidoe

[@Darkkenny69420]

5:02 bro crushed his pc 😭

[@TOWERERV9]

1:21 it went to sisyphus and minos to sexyphus and meatos

[@Kairo1299]

0:59 Батя с дедом сцепились по-пьяни

[@lukas-nd6zr]

you know when a game is good when even the ai fighting is entertaining

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

Ark: survival evolved

[@Sizar-oi9si]

4:02 i mean what did you expect it’s nickname is literally the tank fist

[@big_dumb8408]

I think this is what my brother thinks 7-P will be

[@DomenicoIV]

1:35 ¿¡Why the music was so sync with the attacks in that part!?

[@arthnikowo]

0:54 literally the anime battle of the year

[@atb6848]

TAUKS Totally accurate ultrakilling simulator.

[@totallychaos2019]

The end of the video was the most funny ultrakill outro

[@lubber_]

Come on bring it- famous last words

[@ali.tubbie]

the last clip was like minos prime 1: you shall reek blood machine minos prime 2:no more shall you move minos prime 3:the council has stated you minos prime 5:to death

[@hansonkerman7286]

"Lemme at em! Come o(DIES HORRIBLY)"

[@Marcelbretz]

8:07 bro's gonna get 1,000 yard stare.💀💀💀

[@Xavier-yx1nf]

im VERY late to this but the battle minos vs sisyphus was every dragon ball z fight

[@_Novation_]

gabriel racist mode!

[@le_prime4385]

One interaction you could get with 4-4 V2 is that you can throw your coins and it will target the enemy. So I just use a bunch of dual wield power ups and obliterate gabriel into his second phase with a click of a button

[@divinegodverseofficial5008]

Why is this so satisfying?

[@levibruner7553]

If you thought Minos v Sisyphus was something, try Minos radiance 4 v Sisyphus radiance 2. It is truly a spectacle.

[@TondarYZD]

you were right

[@FIXEZ_YT]

Here comes the sun 🌞 6:37

[@mabssarbs9731]

"CRUSH!" *crashes your computer*

[@SlimeyEmeralds]

Minos and Sisyphus, the strongest of all time versus the strongest of today ahh fight

[@NoobiestNoob603]

very cancerous rodent picked immortality and panicked when he saw the immortal snail

[@Guy4evr]

Any enemy can fight As long as they have diffrent files For example big johnson was created on v2 file Meaning if you put v2 against him he wont fight

[@elixavibuddies2951]

I did minos vs sisyphus in g mod my opinion was better since they didint bug much and didint rrally stay in one spot and looked cool but both are awsome

[@SkiS_9]

"Let me at 'em" (Fucking Dies)

[@spectre4497]

Most average play session with legos:

[@toastergaming7783]

Ultra Accurate Hell Cybergrind

[@Gamzgreg]

7:50 parrying a filth is coded to one shot

[@compositegod8175]

Shit, 2 of my favorite video games in one video.

[@gmdtungsten]

custom levels are back

[@TondarYZD]

oh sweet

[@AristotleGaming63]

"CRASH!"

[@teldrynserosbf]

i still dont know why nothing targets the prisons. maybe some kind of program thing idk

[@SirYeesalotThe3rdlordOfMemes]

Probably something related to how the prisons spawn enemies

[@RaltBoi]

Totally ultra accurate kill simulator (real) (ultra real)

[@itsbonkingtime]

To be fair minos did tell sisyphus to prepare thyself.