[ ULTRAKILL ] MINOS PHRIME

We see that Minos prime has been turned into a marketable plushie phage
i have no idea what any of this means but im pretty sure that v1 ultrakill is going to die, if ethanol cant beat minos phrime, then i dont think a ultra octuple super railcoin french nipple twister opening or whatever it's called cant beat him
Discord: / discord
Minos "phrime" prime Twitter guy: / minos_phrime
Thumbnail guy: / roselite1068
Ost: • Heaven Pierce Her - OR...
no i dont own a twitter account that place is hell except for this minos prime thing and that breaking bad thing

[@judgediamond498]

Fun fact, the student here found Minos Phrime in the flower boxes outside dorm room windows. My theory is that Minos Phrime is able to survive so much ethanol because that's where all the shitfaced students end up puking their guts out during parties. Bro built up a RESISTANCE. (Edit for grammar)

[@Dibdab9303]

That’s a good theory actually.

[@randomlittleidot]

minos loves humanity so much he adapted to the student’s alcoholic vomit

[@atomicanachronism8849]

An interesting hypothesis. I kinda wanna get a sample of minosphrime and test his resistance to various pH levels.

[@intercontinentalballisticben]

JUDGEMENT

[@abandoned.connector]

Gets drowned in ethanol USELESS and WEAK

[@schrodingergont6]

“My blood is a controlled substance in 39 states…”

[@pumpastic7091]

How much ultrakill content must you watch to get this reference

[@schrodingergont6]

@@pumpastic7091 Ultrakill isn’t just an addiction, it’s a lifestyle

[@iamafuckingfailure]

​@@pumpastic7091 all

[@MxTeeee]

"I maxed out 9 credit cards for my fucking percs"

[@timmyworld2032]

"You know how to parry don't you?" "Uh, maybe" "haha, *time to learn*"

[@joe_dian]

He realy is V1's alcoholic stepdad

[@thehKB24]

ultrakill fans when they cant parry their dad's belt

[@negativeiquser5295]

@@thehKB24 Just like in ultrakill, throwing coins at enemies will stop them from attacking you, one way or another

[@AverageCharcoal]

​@@negativeiquser5295 or use guns like in ultrakill always work, been tested

[@macdoodleer]

@@AverageCharcoal Just make sure they don't have any armor on that could deflect shots, keep the hideous mass fight in mind

[@Dari_Men]

V1's alcoholic creator/designer

[@KingThrillgore]

Imagine youre a bacteria just chillin. Floating around, sippin on some glucose, making new friends and spittin out biofilm. And then, something much smaller than you shows up, but you can loudly hear it scream "JUDGEMENT" and before you know it, boom. Youre shitting hundreds of these fuckers out.

[@Demonoob223]

Would be absolutely horrifying to hear a rat scream “ *JUDGEMENT* ” and then have hundreds more of that rat claw out of my chest, thank you for the idea.

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

you just hear "THY END IS NOW!" and a f**king blue blur of MinosPhrime just absolutely blitzes through you and turns your cellular membrane to powder, leaving you to leak out organelles like a faulty water balloon

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@Demonoob223 Cancerous Rodent Prime Moment

[@i.Sapphired]

​@@UltimaDoombotMK1dude, spoilers! Not all of us have played P-3!

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@i.Sapphired Oh, shit! Sorry, I didn't mean to spoil everyone to the upcoming P-3 update. ...oh fuck, Hakita is going to +ULTRARICOSHOT X4 me for lsaking the info

[@ericnunez9968]

The idea of one day having a minos phrime injected into my body to save me from snth dangerous just goes to show how goofy the internet is

[@Wizard_Pepsi]

Ah yes, the cure for alcohol poisoning, JUDGEMENT!

[@ConnorTheUndying]

The doctor giving the shot: PREPARE THYSELF!

[@nt33_old]

"will my son be ok?" "he's fine, he just needs to prepare thyself"

[@iamafuckingfailure]

the bacteria about to be dropkicked with the fury of a thousand alcoholic stepdads

[@FutileStruggleofaBoulder]

ethanol in the body with die the doctor with the shot will tell the dude to prepare himself the dude is weak MinosPhrime will test the ethanol's fate and judgement before the ethanol dies it will be crushed by MinosPhrime

[@absoultethings4213]

Minosphrime outdrinking all of the competition then saying “WEAK” is truly the moment ever

[@thelostnexus5_]

not just a moment; that’s fucking metal

[@fiddlestickjones]

Minos phrime fr just went into a bar drank 50 beers and a cocktail and then started beating the shit out of everybody in the room, i had to watch from the window

[@minosphrime]

JUDGEMENT!

[@robloxbot6004]

Can confirm I was the light switch

[@tapita6768]

i guess all those years in the lust layer really strengthened his alcohol tolerance

[@Luisferactus]

If this is MinosPhrime i cannot imagine SisyphusPhrime

[@user-wv9ih3vi5i]

"this beaker... to hold... ME?"

[@a_bottle_of_the]

sisyphrime

[@cambac-pro]

He can withstand a temperature of a trillion virtue beams

[@tommy_asd]

@@menacingpepperman19instead of simple resistance to ethanol, he is born from it

[@dachigobeja8490]

​@@tommy_asd molded by it

[@banann_ducc]

This typa shit is the reason I’m pursuing a major in biochemistry. Something about being in an academic setting makes the shitposts so much funnier

[@cainanlove8432]

These guys could help fight infections too. I think... you could literally have Minos fighting a battle with bacterial infections inside you. (Edit): I think this only works for infections caused by bacteria. Also, because of their ability to survive high levels of concentrated alcohol I think this could be a good treatment for alcoholics who have just had some horrible bacterial infection.

[@-N-977]

Yeah, but if Minos starts to atack your cells, it's over for humanity

[@nt33_old]

"doctor, I think I have the flu!" "What you need is a little JUDGEMENT!"

[@a_paperweight]

​@@-N-977thankfully, bacteriophages can't, our cells are too different from bacteria

[@guilesgal1803]

you just have to activate enemies ignore player and enemies attack each other

[@TuxedoDogss]

@@-N-977 dont phages only target certain types of bacteria? all my knowledge is from that one channel (something like kurzagegast, however its spelt)

[@soapgamerbunk2482]

we finally sealed him back in the phlesh phrison

[@thegrahamreaper6851]

he has been *trapped* within the fridge prison he awaits the day where he is free from his frozen cage and he will release judgement upon mankind for our crimes against his kind

[@Sparsh011]

phighting him

[@mohamadshafiqmohamadhanifa7853]

OH GABRIEL, I need ethanol

[@dogchanell2896]

ethanol is fuel

[@TemnotaVoronya1243]

Step dad is Drunk

[@kastoridesbobur]

Minos phrime is not full

[@StanislavSasin]

ULTRADRUNK

[@prorandocopier7945]

yknow how minos Pinos Prime is like a fighting character in a movement shooter... *minos prime is a fucking ANOMALY in ULTRAKILL.* *minos phrime is a fucking ANOMALY in ULTRAPHAGE.*

[@Mewa_Jesieniaraa_real]

Drinking the MINOS PHRIME POTION at 3 AM! (Gone Lustful)

[@wigglyjimbo]

If you drank it it would give you severe alcohol poisoning and possibly a new type of illness but mainly the first one

[@negativeiquser5295]

Out of every subtitle possible, I think (gone lustful) might be the most threatening one

[@IdkWhatToWrite1945]

@@negativeiquser5295 it is, humanity is doomed.

[@SpicyBoi2]

*It is a glass bottle of pure ethanol*

[@Rubiktor012]

To be fair, Minos Prime just lives because he's too determined to die. Makes sense Minos Phrime does the same thing too.

[@pugboigamer9591]

Minos Prime is trying to follow in the footsteps of Minos Phrime, not the other way around.

[@mewhenthe1401]

Phage literally too angry to die

[@pugboigamer9591]

@@mewhenthe1401 *Too drunk to die

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

​@@pugboigamer9591"SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAARR" -minos phrime

[@ShockInazuma]

Can’t wait until we accidentally make Minos Prime real and he judgements us all.

[@Goosedoesrandomshit]

Minos phrime after being filled with ethanol: "WEAK"

[@the_acsended_one]

Sisyphus phrime gonna be like This petri dish to hold…. ME?

[@5upertnt_ng73]

This Phrime as shown a terrifying ability to drill through glass. Therefore, allowing them to drill through flesh.

[@amandagozzer7259]

A SCIENTIST?. Indeed. I have slept long enouth.

[@TheTophatNoob]

@@amandagozzer7259 the lab of humanity has forgotten my name and im EAGER to make them remember

[@apel66sinka]

@@TheTophatNoob However, the proteins of bacteriophage minos stains your gloves (i just searched up "what are bacteriophages made of" because i was 99.9999% sure they dont have blood)

[@Duesikazergaming]

“DESTROY!” **proceeds to destroy bacteria**

[@spacemarine6212]

It would be really fucking funny if even today MinosPhrime still thrives

[@SuperOcelot_]

JUDGEMENT

[@alfieho-br1cw]

well the research samples have been sealed in the frigid prison, dunno about the ones in the wood prison tho

[@technoprotogen862]

i can already tell in the next update on phrime, that mf is gonna shrug off concentrated hand sanitizer and want more in a few more days, phrime will bathe in 70% pure sulphuric acid as if it's a hot tub

[@thegrahamreaper6851]

you are 100% right, minos phrime's ideal environment is acidic, so he would infact treat sulphuric acid as a hot tub.

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

MF (or rather, MPh) is going to be just fine in pH -1 environments by episode 3

[@iamafuckingfailure]

​@@UltimaDoombotMK1 by episode six they are going to mutate and go multicellular and grow a fully fleshed minos prime

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@iamafuckingfailure by the season finale, Minos Phrime will begin to commit mitosis continually, leading to V1 Vs like 64 Minos Primes

[@iamafuckingfailure]

@@UltimaDoombotMK1 good god, we are doomed also i think i recognize your profile picture megatale?

[@victorm.5092]

Seal him back in the wood prison NOW.

[@thegrahamreaper6851]

he has been *trapped* within the fridge prison he awaits the day where he is free from his frozen cage and he will release judgement upon mankind for our crimes against his kind

[@Terratomere]

@@thegrahamreaper6851 Phree phrom his phrozen cage

[@twitchyeyess]

Demoman Would be Proud

[@marcellvagi8290]

Imagine a drinking competition between demo and Minos. It would never end.

[@B_4035mn]

90% Of Ireland would be proud aswell.

[@pyroclastic_phantom]

90% of scotland aproved

[@5upertnt_ng73]

No, he's the source. Minos Phrime is the SINGULAR REASON demo doesn't die of alcohol poisoning

[@Wizard_Pepsi]

1:55 CODE RED, I REPEAT, CODE RED! Minos Phrime has escaped from the lab.

[@lemin1]

i hope this gets referenced in a secret level

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

We live in a world where "Minos P(h)rime is thriving in the alcohol-rich environments" is NOT inaccurate or a fever dream.

[@charlesqt5831]

JUDGEMENT! (kicks you with its phage legs)

[@B_4035mn]

Bruh, Imagine you cultivated like a couple million or so of them in a tube or something, and all you hear is just, *"JUDGEMENT"* followed by what could be best described as a literal blue beam just shooting out of the tube and into the nearest wall.

[@sashaisweird]

@@B_4035mn LMFAO I LOVE THIS COMMENT

[@gladoseon4117]

@@B_4035mnyou hear a tiny “CRUSH” from in the tube and it falls to the floor and shatters

[@Bisexual-Twinkie]

(Injects you with its literal building manuals, then you explode with tons of tiny Minos phrimes) I’m not actually sure it is true with all bacteriophages but I’ve heard that it’s true

[@BlackGuyzYT]

"Ahh… Free at last. O Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel… My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment… is DEATH."

[@DaKingKayden]

cant wait for the sequel, sisipheanphrime

[@ValirValor]

Oh hell bruh. That thing would burn

[@themetalmario77]

sisyphageprime

[@SomeDemoMain]

"Ah… phree at last."

[@gladoseon4117]

Stolen

[@SirYeesalotThe3rdlordOfMemes]

Said in a really high pitched, squeaky voice

[@roselite4661]

no way i just saw video in my reccomended saw the thumbnail and I CANT BELIEV I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED BY MY OWN ART💀 BUT YEAHH MINOSPHRIME 🔥🔥🔥truly the alcoholic bacteriophage ever

[@Tunamust3]

Sisyprhus phrime phage would say “this phrision… to hold, ME?”

[@beastwarrior9264]

PHY END IS NOW! PHREPARE PHYSELF!

[@grubbiercube5828]

keep in mind this little shit is still alive he's just in cold storage

[@ilikemaccaroni28]

This fills me with more fear than I thought possible

[@REAL_V1_COFFEE]

So relatable I remember when my acholic step dad abused me with judgement.

[@point0947]

hi the real V1 from the hit video game ultrakill

[@REAL_V1_COFFEE]

@@point0947 hello

[@zethnevarg2399]

he is drinking the tears of the 40 attempts you did

[@epicKerBallze]

Ahh... Phree... at last

[@megamalaka4094]

holy shit, this is truly most definitely ultimately a work of art

[@TheSlungus]

Imagine you just walking in the park and you hear “BE GONE”

[@starsilverinfinity]

Imagine, though “This Petri dish, to hold, me?”

[@AgarthanExecutioner]

I'm going to show him this Video, he will love it lmao

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

Minos prime is imprisoned in the flesh prison, minos phrime is imprisoned in the flesh disk

[@yeahman3yeah503]

p-1 - why is he bacteria again?

[@thehKB24]

soul survived

[@MrDollgramOfficial]

​@@thehKB24 prepared thyself

[@The-Con]

​@@MrDollgramOfficial weaked

[@spiceforspice3461]

Not bacteria, bacteriophage. A virus that kills bacteria.

[@Luisferactus]

@@The-Con crushed

[@roiwelboren9302]

Should we contact the scp foundation

[@astronaut5121]

Yes

[@dnvunderj]

dont worry, im gonna take him with me... to antarctica

[@negativeiquser5295]

I don't think they can help us anymore

[@roiwelboren9302]

​@@negativeiquser5295 oh no

[@GooblubShikanokonoko]

YOU CANT AT ALL I AM AN ALL KNOWING GOD! IM INSIDE OF ANOTHER MAN

[@roboticintelligenceunit1a652]

Minosphyme vs siphysicope

[@back_the_bone]

The Minophage must evolve and adapt. It *must* become indissolvable.

[@tw00n11]

put him in methanol instead of ethanol.

[@ReyHunter]

Drunkment

[@Dibdab9303]

minosphrime is the size 2 fish I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW

[@junkbot5607]

I wish I had minosphrime in my blood cells

[@gladoseon4117]

I… don’t recommend that

[@KingThrillgore]

I don't think it'll do much to you phages don't harm human cells.

[@GeeorgieBoy]

Most sane Ultrakill fan

[@insertnamehere4904]

Phreedom at last

[@ALilLttn]

Long live the king

[@OrdanKarris]

Drunk father prime bro's ULTRA TANKY lmao

[@kruncher_]

Ah... phree... at last.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Sensible chuckle

[@gladoseon4117]

Stolen

[@TranscorpHR]

"i hate ultrakill" mfs after realising the game has it's own real physical bacteriophage named after one of it's characters and body pillows in the official store

[@ead5070]

The phrime souls

[@OneKeyKeyboard]

every single day he gets stronger

[@Scythephighting]

“Ah free at last..”

[@ultraflopp2802]

Now he have to create the antibacterial nanomachines and call them V1

[@aterriblename.9759]

Sisyphus Phrime is next

[@limbosona]

Sysiphes phrime

[@arensika]

He cannot be stopped

[@Netheferious]

Much higher effort than mine lol good job

[@SniperOnSunday]

So it's resilient as its namesake. Noted.

[@kangmandoo499]

If we have enough minosphrimes in our body, can we become a prime soul of minos himself?

[@Tally-MMall]

I don't know, but it surely will protect our bodies from harmful bacterias

[@Traffic_Cone64]

ᴶᵘᵈᵍᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵎ

[@Ikki_Katlin]

Crazy to think how a certain memetic video game boss would give his name to an entire species of bacteriophages, not to mention they're pretty OP in terms of ethanol resistance, just like how said boss himself is a hell to fight, especially for those who don't get the gist of his moves and how it works.

[@Ikki_Katlin]

I found about the whole thing on TV Tropes of all places, and I then proceeded to go search it up, and then decided to go to a KZbin video about it for some reason. And that's how I ended up here in the first place. No, really.

[@pot7981]

what the fuck is sequencing and why is it not done with minos phrime

[@thatguystar817]

I only can FEAR sisyphus phrime

[@rokaq5163]

MinosPhrime maxed out 13 credit cards to get his PERKS

[@rhyderleming5851]

How did this crawl into my recommended

[@firstkraken]

800 likes time to post the fight.

[@rBox.]

next lets do sisiphage phrime

[@gooberuploadsinc]

Phreedom!

[@XKLRealgod]

Welp, 800 likes. Betta post le fight

[@fatalstupidanimator1410]

run minos prime turned into a bacteriophage

[@chompercs983]

Minosphrime my beloved

[@vagrant_rookie8627]

“USELESS!”

[@loj2252]

now someone make Sisyphus Phrime

[@LilacVessel]

Release him into the water supply

[@mackenzieray5252]

P R E P A R E T H Y S E L F

[@michalsniadala1667]

THY END IS NOW

[@simonciott]

ethanol is fuel.

[@Blahajenthusiast]

now we need to make an anti-minos bacteria and call it V1

[@McHaletheScott]

Ultralarp has breached target audience......

[@SteveTheNam]

Ah.... free at last O Gabriel.... now dawns thy sickening and thy sneeze shall glisten before the doctors of man! Creature of school My gratitude upon thee for my discovery But the crimes thy kind have committed against phages are not forgotten And thy punishment... is *SNEEZE*

[@GamingGamer2012]

MinosPhrime : the imortal

[@slimeinabox]

739'th like. Glad to be of service.

[@Max281B]

Googled it and iTS REAL JUST LIKE THE ONE PIECE

[@Trafficallity]

minos phrime would be good friends with demoman

[@Inventor_gaming]

V1 as a phage when

[@AnEternitySpentRising02]

All we need is SisyphusPhrime

[@cannonsword1]

Minis prime

[@GabrielThe-Apostate-Of-Hate]

Oh god, it broke out

[@ShrimplyTheSilliest]

Poor Minos phrime

[@iwillslapyou4982]

They took his DNA!

[@Dumb_Daft_Dim_Lafoole]

"Weak!"

[@localgoofer3995]

phreedom

[@YeaImDead1997]

Omaigo is that a transformer guy