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[@mrnigelng]

Hallo niece and nephew, watch till end for a surprise! Remember to join Uncle Roger subreddit, and Uncle Roger gonna review your submissions: www.reddit.com/r/UncleRoger/ BAI BAI

[@Chromastic]

Hello Uncle Roger

[@Chromastic]

Who else enjoys Uncle Roger’s content

[@Chromastic]

Uncle Roger is funny

[@InsaneLadXIVMk2]

Nawpp

[@Chromastic]

Yay

[@boboow2364]

uncle roger keeps saying "I'm sorry children", but he really isn't...

[@vivs.6680]

He doesn't need to because he is daddy Roger now🔥

[@superflatjellyfish]

Sorry, so not sorry 😏

[@shapirasa9472]

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[@beanmang3791]

@۝ based

[@ikahanim7939]

@۝ rude much

[@Dominion-Regalia]

His only fans will consist of wholesome cooking tutorials but he's in a tank top.

[@mrdth1012]

I would subscribe to the top tier

[@borbymail]

Onlywoks

[@ashleyfrances]

I would pay for that.

[@tristanbackup2536]

I would sub actually & try out a few of his recipes. 😂

[@minshookie427]

Y'all forget that uncle roger wore a suit without a shirt underneath

[@taKYOUyaki]

Somebody sponsor Uncle Roger an air conditioner. He's sweating all throughout the video

[@Romy---]

He's probably living in a rental. You can't just install an air con.😂

[@taKYOUyaki]

@@Romy--- oh... he should get a portable one xD

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

Technology has come a long way - they make desk fans you just plug into the wall now. Or battery operated hand fans - some spritz water to help cool you off faster. _If we all pitch in to buy him one of those, then we can get him wet and blow him at the same time_

[@XGamerProSG]

@@taKYOUyaki 💀💀

[@opalchip340]

I genuinely thought that was a bit. I thought he was spraying himself with water off-camera between comments and that it was a pretext for him to go away like halfway through or near the end of the video to change into his tank top again, and drag the joke further. Then the video ends and nothing happens. Guess he was actually just sweating that much 😅

[@CaLauvao]

“Do you have daddy issues? Do you need father figure in your life?” Yes and yes lol

[@toastEDmrshmello09]

Yes yes! *Raises hand twice*

[@crimsonandcloverhoneyy]

Raises both hands and screaming intestifies

[@crimsonandcloverhoneyy]

@Wynn Wtf if you think not having the best relationship with your father is gross , go touch some grass and keep your fucking opinions to yourself. Noone asked for them. I'm just trying to cope with my humour and try to laugh of the pain but really, it does suck not having a good relationship with your parents and if you don't understand that , good for you. But you have no right to have a say in this shit. Also give the phone back to your mom , sweetie you need to finish up your homework

[@Ahmed-og2jm]

Hope u found em

[@StevenHe]

The consistent breads of sweat…. This video too hot

[@yoshikagekira3879]

Hey looks is uncle Steven.

[@theplaybutton3032]

I dont know that you watch uncle roger you are a KZbinr right? I sub you

[@keef5586]

collab with uncle roger when

[@KaitouKiara422]

Hallo uncle steven and steven

[@notpk6727]

What a failure lol

[@Chromastic]

“The worst thing a man can hear from woman is accidental daddy” - Uncle Roger

[@helpthisasian]

Haiyaa

[@ZedGagingLife]

LMAO MY COMMENT MADE IT THERE! (I am same guy there)

[@user-in6mr4lg4o]

@Ika Ayu Stop promoting your video everywhere. Nobody is going to watch it.

[@wingsofkuiper1841]

696th like :)

[@rexl4936]

ok

[@coralysdelmar764]

I don’t think it’s a secret that you’re a handsome guy, Uncle Roger. You’ve got a great personality, you’re intelligent, you cook, and you speak Mandarin. ☺️

[@faeezd8]

That very true, he might have a girlfriend? Who knows? 😏

[@faeezd8]

@@apexphoenix5978 I know, but wot about Auntie Jenny? OR, Auntie Esther?

[@blackicynoob6119]

ah yes, the four horsemen of being attractive having a great personality, being intelligent, cooking, and speaking mandarin

[@overripeschnitzel]

@@blackicynoob6119 speaking mandarin is a winner

[@meisstupid1831]

isnt that every asian

[@joaotaveira4604]

The way he always shuts down the guys thirsting over him always makes me cackle 😂

[@samsungrefridgerator6270]

This uncle roger guy is pretty funny, he should become a comedian.

[@deejay5623]

I agree

[@notexactlydoomslayer3611]

I agree

[@infernolord6786]

@@toddirogers2701 that's the joke lmao

[@filorux3242]

@Phú Hồ Gia definitely

[@tammylaronde8593]

😂😂😂

[@iwannabeacloud5132]

Uncle Roger: I'm not desperate enough to make an OnlyFans yet Me: YET!?

[@devosmitaghosh1493]

Ooooh the possibilities..

[@dhanashreechaware9568]

Their is hope

[@youllcowardsdontevensmokec5960]

Uncle roger a little gay boy hiyaaaa that is why his wife left him hiyaaaa ... Im funny hiyaaaa.

[@rileswashere5871]

@@youllcowardsdontevensmokec5960 Your friends leave you hiyaaaa

[@blazedev_]

@@rileswashere5871 He need MSG in his life that why

[@XGamerProSG]

For the people who never wait till end: 8:16

[@faeezd8]

Ayo, now the aunties really gonna overload thirsting with his abs and muscles, wow-

[@elenaspector5008]

Omfg god bless you 😭😭

[@naomimyers10]

Thank you 🙏

[@Jo-lp1px]

I actually don’t skip his videos but I get it

[@internetstranger-]

😳

[@mushymushy2500]

His normal voice and the smile he makes when he's about to laugh HAS ME MELTING

[@bloodelfreku]

Uncle Roger: “How can you be on fire if you also wet at the same time?” Me: “Gasoline.”

[@kaoru136]

hahahahahahhaha perfect hahahaha

[@ziyuchen3112]

Hahahahaha

[@rpaulchoiniere]

Clever

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@0001captainawesome]

Boat fire, fire on the water, greek fire, ect.

[@MichelFialloPerez]

"You don't need Daddy Roger, you need MSG and rice cooker." Respect to Uncle Roger for always putting the most important things first.

[@panjinurfadillah2489]

If you don't have rice cooker or MSG on your fried rice you F- up

[@daniellaaviles8572]

E

[@suryabartasaha341]

@@panjinurfadillah2489 rice cooker on my fried rice! Why?

[@mn-bs4cv]

But Daddy Roger has a rice cooker and MSG. Just get Daddy Roger and now you have it all!😁

[@kingofwakanda091]

Uncle Roger sigms

[@MKSouthernStar]

Omg this thread is hilarious. Thank you community 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SereVie]

The thirst trap at the end 😂😂😂😂

[@yuseikurosakich.9264]

Uncle Roger : "sorry children" Also Uncle Roger : *proceed on making dirty jokes

[@dogskulls]

Uncle Roger isn't sorry, he just doesn't want your Mom mad at him.

[@yuseikurosakich.9264]

@@dogskulls why would he worry about that when I'm the one who will get spanked for watching him?😂

[@sonderrelyks]

I was gonna like this but i dare not alter the 420 likes lol

[@yuseikurosakich.9264]

@@sonderrelyks we should keep it then

[@iceredtea1652]

Every time Uncle Roger says "sorry children," I always burst into laughter hahahaha.

[@TheUryll]

Uncle Roger doesn't need onlyfans, he needs air conditioner as well. Aiiiiyah.

[@39zack]

Haiyaaaaa..... You spelled haiyaaaaa wrong 😞

[@TheUryll]

@@39zack aiyah is Cantonese/Mandarin way of saying Haiyaaaaa.

[@39zack]

@@TheUryll fuiyoooh!! then I learned new language to say haiyaaa in :D

[@tawesssoabbox]

Well one can pay for the other. =P

[@deanfranz]

You misspelled Haiyaa...aigoo!

[@mabirshare]

i did not expect the last photo😳

[@TheRealNova99]

"Uncle Roger jacked from carrying nephew Nigel's channel" I literally laughed so hard I woke my husband up.

[@tzefenggoh5296]

“Where got place in the world where u have WiFi but not water?” *cries in Selangor*

[@aisyahbadar3631]

I'm not sure if I need to laugh or cry for this....

[@sawn5694]

@@aisyahbadar3631 same.

[@xthetic.studios]

THIS IS SO TRUE IT HURTS SUDJDJDJD

[@miffyn1737]

Weyhh 😭

[@rhzqqqqqqqqq]

This is soooo true

[@rockymangaming4310]

Uncle Roger killed me with big women sitting on him an choking him, bout took me tf out. Bro I'm dead 💀

[@RedRocketthefirst]

How could you type this comment? Haiyaaa

[@chelsealau5441]

"Sorry children" - Uncle Roger "But I'm not really that sorry." - Uncle roger's brain

[@chauphan9930]

2:21 Daddy Roger mode: ON

[@isachan0o844]

Every time uncle Roger goes "I'm sorry children" in that deep voice my basement gets flooded

[@dwaynetharuck9744]

LMAO

[@GlacierMoonDragon]

By your sussy

[@rowenkylee5627]

Just a tip: You can sell that liquid to people. No, I will not be buying any I have my own.

[@isachan0o844]

@@rowenkylee5627 I'll be the next Belle Delphine

[@recca12]

Hire a better plumber

[@tiktonkgoofball7752]

"So many people have daddy issue here. Uncle Roger like." ~Uncle Roger

[@jellyDeku-Izuku]

No one is going to talk about shirtless Uncle Roger at the end 🧐 8:16

[@our2lips]

Everyone’s hands are busy elsewhere

[@darthspookygaming]

1:20 that is an ultimate emotional damage

[@NoOneYT1]

"Uncle roger jacked for carrying Nephew Nigel channel" Nephew Nigel: [visible confusion]

[@_yuri]

omg you saw the video too

[@seniorvenerablewhite4309]

@@_yuri omg you saw the comments too

[@KinglerCookie]

@@seniorvenerablewhite4309 omg you saw the replies too

[@meagain177]

Self awareness is a wonderful thing isn’t it.

[@Hopibopi]

everyone: thirsting over him uncle roger: *i don’t deserve this treatment*

[@hishealer]

Also Uncle Roger: bonus shirtless pic

[@Hopibopi]

@@hishealer fr 😭

[@cyber6030]

@@Hopibopi suffering from success

[@vchanbrave]

Uncle Roger is best uncle. He’s always worried and apologizes to the children. Mad respect! 😎

[@tanyapowell707]

Thanks I was down and needed a smile. Well done!!

[@ArtemisArrow]

When ever he brakes character to say "I'm so sorry children" I laugh😂 brings me so much joy. Thank you Uncle

[@Selene_Rosara]

"Uncle Roger don't want husband. If Uncle Roger wants useless, expensive waste of space, Uncle Roger just get Alexa." I absolutely agree with this. 🖤

[@tiehara]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@bodyofhope]

🤣👏👏

[@louised2818]

🤣🤣🤣

[@HachikoThePoochInugami]

...Bliss.

[@eri_noemi1462]

Kinda of sexist though. Replace "husband" with "wife" and let's see how people react...

[@mrs.jackson-lewis4859]

Wait a minute👀👀👀....the last few seconds made my night🥳! Thank you Uncle Roger!!!!😍

[@doggyfooddays382]

3:39 , recreat this scene all the aunties need it 🤣

[@Rico-lu7sy]

The title should be “SORRY CHILDREN”

[@user-hv3zk7fu5f]

agreed

[@evatheepihipparch]

Uncle Roger: Do you need father figure in your life? Me: ... _starts crying_

[@4rifr0mthe3nd]

I mean same

[@mime514]

Same😂

[@RyanSmith6644]

Made me laugh so hard I cried. Thank you for that

[@wolfielps4411]

KZbin is sooo much better since uncle roger started posting on here, his content is like msg for the soul

[@theunholykid2806]

uncle Roger: so many people have daddy issues here also him: *uncle roger like*

[@fureafila]

Whaaat!?! It’s not Sunday! WHAT YOU DOIN? WHAT YOU DOIN?

[@trolllol4592]

HAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@user-vn4ty3fz6x]

Haiya, wrong grammer. Uncle Roger would be like: WHAT YOU DU? WHAT YOU DU?

[@goronoe9503]

@@user-vn4ty3fz6x grammar*

[@trolllol4592]

I just asian

[@trolllol4592]

also thanks ass beater 420

[@muhammadmuhammadhaikal2561]

The way he say "sorry again children" just made me melt HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@decKyo]

1:30 Nefew Nigel: E M O I O N A L D A M A G E

[@melbell0865]

Here’s everyone thirsting over Uncle Roger in tank top, and yet they forget the time Uncle Roger wore an orange suit with no shirt on underneath.

[@melmoomlem7321]

I need to see this, for research purposes of course. 🤓🥵

[@aaroncarson1770]

It's unforgettable.

[@rkanhai13]

MY EYES WERE BLESSED

[@dibs6673]

@@melmoomlem7321 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aafJY6SDaNejmsU

[@singingwolf3929]

I was wondering if someone would mention this.

[@lolliepop5586]

Fuiyo, Daddy Roger is all the seasoning I need. Better than MSG.

[@SN8080]

No just no N o N o No No

[@gfaruk272]

@@SN8080 *YES*

[@rakshidkumar3385]

nothing is better than msg

[@SN8080]

Nah man no

[@SN8080]

@@rakshidkumar3385 true

[@Bee_forever_]

This man is the definition of sorry not sorry

[@chrollosimp9853]

love that hes sweating sweat was the paid actor

[@Mayray22]

8:15 everyone talking about sleeveless uncle roger, what about shirtless?👀

[@mng5334]

Uncle Roger reading sweaty and thirsty comments while he, himself, sweating.... Sheesh!

[@redrose00700]

I was wondering the same

[@samuelwong1596]

🔥❤😍❤🔥

[@totlicker]

8:15 for those who didn’t wanna wait til the end properly (what some of y’all were begging for)

[@LymLevolveon]

But that's nephew Nigel not uncle Roger

[@kafiamed8943]

Every time I see "I'm sorry children" with Uncle Roger! I laugh like hell, it's as if I'm an accomplice. It's when he says all the things that he says sorry Haiya 2:11

[@stephnuniverse]

"How can you be on fire when you're also wet at the same time" - Uncle Roger

[@rorablvd]

It's hilarious when he breaks character and laughs at what Uncle Roger says

[@loooong0416]

Omg the comments are all so funny, uncle Roger's reactions to them is even funnier 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aleczenaid5563]

7:42 It looks like hes thinking about it Too bad he doesn't have aunt Helen

[@OmegaMetroid93]

"Uncle Roger's jacked from carrying nephew Nigel's channel" Wow, that's.. a really good one. lol

[@Dreand_S]

ikr, i actually jumped hearing that lol

[@trailmix902]

Me: he's not that spicy.... Uncle Roger: I like getting choked and sat on by big women because they can do both at same time Me, a big woman: *sweat beads on brow*

[@AasiyahNaderi]

same same

[@haulavuo]

Same here 😂

[@apasihwoi1717]

omg sameeeee 😭😭😭

[@kennyborahae]

Same 🤣🤣

[@kittyvicious6960]

Girl, same

[@manobharathi7470]

02:21 Uncle Roger is a very kind person that he started sweating his head out of guilt will apologizing . What a great uncle

[@sammybang]

Uncle Roger, thank you for having the video end on your shirtless pic. The pic doesn't go away cause it's the ending frame! It's so perfect!!! Ty, ty, ty!!! 🔥🥰🍚🍜❤️

[@cinemaocd1752]

"You don't need daddy Roger. You need rice cooker and MSG" is actually such wholesome, good advice.

[@marvinmichum3609]

Steps to get air con: 1. Start Uncle Roger OnlyFans 2. Make video wearing tank top 3. Make tips 4. Buy air con

[@chill6789]

uncle Roger jacked from carrying nephew Nigel channel the cut away 😂😂

[@qistinaamani5412]

It is such a coincidence that he is sweating just when he is reading thirst comments😂😂😂

[@adrianugh4689]

6:50 “sorry again children” huuaa omg daddy roger could that voice be any hotter

[@69420_ayo]

Yeah 😩

[@gmdrandom6287]

Bruh

[@SgtPepper7715]

“I am so sorry children…” that was the best one yet 🤣

[@defaultdamien]

I just love watching Uncle Roger! So many funny jokes! So family friendly! Oh wait-

[@sandrahatherley2184]

Not

[@kennyborahae]

The pic at the end blessed meeeeer🥵🤤😭🤌🏾🔥✨️😍

[@ClashwithAxersionPV]

I love how Uncle Roger is child friendly when talking to young people and talk dirty when talking to adults.

[@sockiegranger8454]

“Uncle roger is the spiciest thing you can have,without having diarrhea” -Uncle Roger 2021

[@rangefromtblt4047]

THE JOKES. 😂😂😂😂 _Amazing video._

[@nearyyin5648]

uncle roger saved his nieces and nephew lost in desert watching his videos instead of calling for help. Such a good uncle

[@Chromastic]

Uncle Roger: “Uncle Roger like big woman because Uncle Roger like getting sat on and chocked and with big woman you can do both at same time” Me: Dang uncle Roger this is a side of you we have never seen

[@helpthisasian]

*s u s s y*

[@CherylTooy96]

😂💯😳

[@ArukiTsukaru]

I thought this was gonna be a lady Dimitrescu joke lol

[@Taxobell77]

please explain to me what that means. the big woman thing.

[@robopecha]

i dont want to imagine that.

[@divinefeminine8639]

looks like all niece/nephews, aunts, other uncles are waiting for the onlyfans LOL

[@juvine3227]

Ayyyyy! Hello there fellow genshin impact fan!

[@StarYuma]

Fuiiyooo~~💕

[@eulasimpp]

Lmao

[@simpayshenaides]

What are you doing here Baal, Go hunt some Visions

[@thegodofbeingshort1808]

Thats alabama moment

[@ramanbinning891]

Omg the picture at the end is firee🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@krisha4450]

Not me for a second thinking he said dirty 5 thousands instead of 35000 💀😂 0:21

[@honestlyboringperson]

And this is why Auntie Helen is single and on the streets.

[@LizTiddington]

I'm going to be needing that last picture as my wallpaper 😍

[@fatinkiddo]

I see you sweatin, Uncle 😂😂😂

[@fahadmalik8862]

onlyfans was never supposed to be a xx platform but an educational one. Hence why when the original owners said they are getting rid of xx content on their platform. All the xx industry started crying like stupid drug dealers.

[@fahadmalik8862]

Repulsive Woman; Unattractive Woman; Evil Woman; Pathetic Woman. Aadam (Adam) Man of Trust. Havwa (Eve) Woman of Power and Beauty. There is no Man of Trust. There is no Woman of Trust.

[@antinancoofmagicant7305]

"Uncle Roger is the spiciest thing you can have without getting diarrhea." I did a spittake on my monitor, dammit. Lol

[@ZedGagingLife]

If Uncle Roger is keep doing "Sorry Children" Joke.. Does that make him dirty too 😳

[@jackwang2920]

@xhthepikachu Gaming you don’t need to know

[@rainwhal]

​ * @xhthepikachu Gaming* YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW

[@r3d.wid0w]

*sighs* and he says it all with a straight face too 😮‍💨

[@melodicarpenter5820]

I love your real voice when you say Sorry Children. So deep and cute.

[@snake698]

Women are objectified: "I'm dissapointed in all of you" Uncle Roger is objectified: *free content*

[@thomasneal9291]

psst: Uncle Roger is a character of fiction. if you objectify Santa Claus... you're just weird, not a predator.

[@snake698]

@@thomasneal9291 So you can only complain about objectifying actors in Hollywood? How does that work? Why can't everyone else that interprets a character feel umcomfortable when the character they interpret is objectified? That's the image of a real person, you know. "Psst": Santa Claus is usually interpreted by a real human. You're objectifying the actor, not the character. I really hope you are able to understand up to that point. What I mean by this is that you can objectify Black Widow in the movies, which will affect not Black Widow but Scarlett Johansson, which is why there is complains in the movie industry about this happening. This is pretty obvious, you just chose to ignore it. Not cool to follow certain logic only when the narrative suits your opinions.

[@x0xTHLover4Lifex0x]

@@snake698 stop trying to turn men into bitches

[@oscargarcia5906]

Uncle Roger: how you have internet access but no water? Me: welcome to California :)

[@thebadger9302]

Accurate af

[@ApricotMallow]

This comment is underrated!

[@syahidshar8231]

Dang...so precise!!!

[@Speireata4]

That smile.... Wow!

[@Yui-Chan9124]

3:47 - Good argument with poker face!

[@methenelife]

Uncle Roger: Not that desperate yet. OnlyFans community: Soooooooon.......... There is hope

[@ssiherassi]

if you put RICE in you comment, he'll love it

[@satisfiedtoast9732]

put msg and he will bang it

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@UnderseaSheall0]

Ok

[@dwiwahyu5633]

Fun fact: If you type "Fun fact" in your comment everyone read it

[@harshal9227]

RICEEEEE

[@LadyPrincessDiana]

I wasn't ready for the last bit of the video 🙈💕

[@noonix24]

Omg the shirtless pic attack in the last AYOOOO as good as MSG yumyum

[@jayne16]

Not sure why the last 2 seconds of this weejio have been mostly overlooked. Fuiyoh! 😍

[@luckyshaz413]

thank u for making me look. ha ha

[@skitzperson8395]

No no Msg is salt on crack uncle roger not on crack haiya

[@a.s.1737]

This should be top comment lol

[@RayMak]

Now I feel Thirsty

[@lohyehmohyehmy]

Jgn macam macam bang :v

[@shamopl]

@@lohyehmohyehmy dia haus 😏

[@lohyehmohyehmy]

@@shamopl haus sgt dah ni hahha

[@shamopl]

@@lohyehmohyehmy teruk beno haus nye

[@xndrian1167]

Jgn haus haus

[@marym1036]

God I wish he had a sitcom or something. I hate most sitcoms but I’d watch Nigel’s, bc his jokes/writers are actually funny and relevant.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

A sitcom would destroy his kind of humor, just take all the joy out of it.

[@jm13pri]

aahhh!!....the change of voice when he said "sorry again, children" (6:50)

[@butter5649]

You know its really dirty when he says "Im so sorry children"

[@TheBlupickles]

"I'm so sorry children" always gets me. That voice!!!

[@lizdeken5738]

OMG the sat on and choked at the same time comment had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amethystnight5055]

"Do you need a father figure in your life?" Me standing with my collection of fictional characters that are father figures to me: "And I took that personally."