Under Anesthesia [4K Vlog] • 5.12.17

Have you met Kelsey? She's the best. She got me ginger ale.
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[@gummiboy544]

"I don't know if the surgery went well... ...cause I wasn't there." - Stephen 2017

[@VaughnRUF]

When I heard him say that I lost it haha

[@acupojo]

Lots of hilarious, quotable bits in there, but loved that one the most.

[@avacrystal745]

gummiboy544 YAS LOL

[@nintenplays2628]

"Mal, let me tell you about Kelsey, she did such a great job- I woke up and she brought me ginger ale" I CAN'T IM CRYING

[@SmilingSas]

"I don’t know how my surgery went, I wasn’t there” xD -Stephen George 2017

[@jeddgelera8626]

"Dan I'm sorry we don't got any Pikmin recorded." Even when he's under anesthesia he's still thinking about the channel.

[@sonicoooknightxx9011]

Jedd Gelera That's how much he cares about his fans and friends.

[@thesilentedge2123]

As terrible as this sounds...I would watch an episode with a drugged up Stephen

[@antonfowler6434]

The Silent Edge he did an episode of fallout after getting a shot of "butt drugs " (steroids) which made him very hyper . it is the one were he does dimas memories in far harbour.

[@BiggestSniff]

Jedd Gelera because that's his job

[@BiggestSniff]

SonicOOOKnight XX because that's his job

[@ChadHex]

Dan: "Your health is more important than a few videos." Stephen: "Well, within reason." THE VIDEOS MUST GO ON

[@csvtvChrist]

4 years later and Mal's surgery has happened. Stephen being just as helpful to Mal as Mal was to him. Marriage goals.

[@galaxyjellobear]

I legit just watched that vlog and this one was in my recommendation

[@PetiteRosette]

I love how Stephen sounds so much more southern when he's high as a kite. :P

[@ZurctheAlien]

PetiteRosette I though that too. Anesthesia makes your subconscious come out more. I get a procedure done every 3 months and I get anesthesia. I've been told I act more Mexican than I usually do under anesthesia. I also get more needy for water too

[@PetiteRosette]

Yeah, I kinda figured it would something like that :) Interesting how that works. I haven't personally been under that kind of anethesia, but my little sister has and though it wasn't funny at the time - she was in a real bad condition - talking about it in hindsight is pretty comical.

[@MaugzSR]

PetiteRosette DUBAI WAS LIT!!!!

[@EonArashi]

I apparently started speaking in German when the last time I was loopy on anesthesia, and apparently it was coherent. I can barely speak German normally because I got lazy about learning it when I was a teenager.

[@AceWolf456]

EonArashi anesthesia is magical. Apparently somewhere in my brain I know fluent Spanish from watching Spanish soap operas with my parents as a kid. Because when I get anesthetized I only speak Spanish but normally I only know a few words. People talk about what we could do if we had access to more of our brain, I'm interested in what we could do if we had access to all of our memories.

[@gm_difficulty580]

I really respect Mal's devotion to Stephen. Truly something to look up to.

[@katzinhatz1]

Gm_ difficulty me too. she was amazing at taking care of stephen

[@ThunderGamer-sq3em]

It really is, I mean you should be able to expect someone you're married to, well, to take care of you when you're sick or in such a state as stephen was, but she goes above that which is very respectable. Thumbs up and a tip of the cap to you for stepping up like that Mal :)

[@TheVeyron623]

And on the flipside, after seeing Mal's Endo surgery, Stephen's devotion to Mal is just as enviable

[@jelbecornelis3139]

And Dan for going and staying to talk

[@tss3393]

Can we take a second to acknowledge how calm Mal is in emergency situations like this? Granted, she was probably screaming inside the whole time. But she doesn't mess around when Stephen needs it, she just reacts. Mal, nice job wifing! Stephen, glad you're okay dude!

[@NaviNeku24]

Carter Shoaps Well, the situation causing Stephen’s surgery happened pretty suddenly, so even then you can’t blame Mal for internally freaking out.

[@longliverocknroll5]

@@CartersRemasters No, you're extremely wrong. A burst appendix, which is definitely were Stephen was heading if he hadn't done something when they did, isn't something as flippant as you want to pretend it is.

[@longliverocknroll5]

@@CartersRemasters Appendicitis leads directly to a burst appendix if not addressed. Burst appendix will kill you. Sepsis kills people all the time.

[@obamamojang]

"this is the worst capri sun ive ever had"

[@Aswedishzeldagirl]

I feel slightly bad for laughing as hard as I am. Also bless Kelsey and her kind ginger-ale bringing soul.

[@Roebey]

Aswedishzeldagirl I feel the same way, but Stephen probably laughed just as hard watching it as you did. Also, there's a reason Mal is filming it, he knows Stephen, Dan, and whoever else sees this will be laughing really hard.

[@JadestarXL]

Dan doesn't edit the vlogs though

[@Roebey]

JadestarXL eh, I took a chance.

[@linkfan701]

"I'm sorry Dan. We don't have any Pikmin recorded."

[@SuperCrippledGamer]

I scrolled down to this comment right as he said it. LOL!

[@Shiny_Misty]

6, almost 7 years later, and these two vlogs helped me when my mum was suddenly feeling serious pain in her side. It reminded me so much of your experience that I was begging her to get it looked at. Today she finally went in, and, sure enough, Appendicitis.

[@fuzzypickle9537]

"Oh lord i wasn't ready for clarity." -Stephen 2017 9:20

[@12MedbeNetwork]

Stephen IRL: Polite Stephen on Anesthesia: POLITENESS INTENSIFIES

[@silverkyre]

The first time Mal mentioned that Dan and Lindsay had been there and Stephen said they didn't have to do that I was forcibly reminded of Mamma George.

[@SquidofBaconator]

"Drinking out of the bowl makes me feel like I'm Goku" Stephen 2017

[@Rudrake]

"Is it sugar free?" "Yes" "That means it ain't no good" Sounds like my granddad lol

[@Chaoticcam0000]

Rudrake but he is everyone’s granddad He is grandpa

[@lakewoodninja]

Anesthesia stephen makes me think this is what he's gonna be like as an old man.

[@hestushenchman]

I'd say we're getting a pretty good glimpse. It reminds me of my grandmother in the hospital.

[@thoughtsofaleo2916]

I can imagine Stephen toting around a camera (or whatever is the video recording equivalent at the time) still vlogging in his old age 🤣

[@jonathanbagin6578]

lakewoodninja It makes me think that might have been what his grandfather was like, the one he was real close to that died.

[@piffygoddess3713]

Can we apperciate that the FIRST thing that came to Stephens mind to describe how he was feeling was to compare himself to a COMPUTER. STEPHE OH MY GOD

[@Iridescent079]

Piffy Goddess "I don't got enough RAM"

[@erileafeldtmann50]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. My favorite part was "this is the worst caprisun I've ever had." XD

[@pinkfoosballtable7875]

"This stupid bed keeps lifting my butt up." "Why's that?" "I don't know, this stupid ass bed keeps taking my butt!" Never change, high stephen

[@themagicalgamer]

Looking back on this now cause today "Kelsey" was mentioned on breakfast stream for Nurse's Day yesterday. This is the most grandpa Stephen has ever been.

[@AceWolf456]

"Oh lord I wasn't ready for clarity." Man, that's my life.

[@AlxameiArxon]

This is where that "Sickness and in health" part of marriage comes in. Way to go Mal for taking care of Stephen and making sure he didn't burn himself with that chicken broth. It was really nice of Dan to stop by and help out as well.

[@oath_xiii]

so lets call anesthetic stephen, phillip.

[@Michael-kc4ue]

I'm disappointed that "Butt crack sweat on the bed" isn't the title of the vlog

[@ianthesilverfire5224]

all hail Kelsy! Bringer of ginger ale! your hospital gown looks like it's from Sailor Moon.

[@aaronman4772]

Ianthe Silverfire Stephen is the best magical girl.

[@michaeljohnson9916]

This is hilarious to me because i just finished watching Puella Magi Madoka Magica. ROTFL!

[@thoughtsofaleo2916]

Luminella Please do. PLEASE. (and post it on twitter.)

[@TitaniaBird]

"Stoned" Stephen sounds like an old Southern gentleman, I swear.

[@WowoTheWizard]

Even in the ER hours before surgery, the Georg's never cease to get some Bojangles.

[@stealthlock6634]

*takes straw out of the soda* *taps it weakly on top of the apple juice trying to puncture the lid* *tap* *tap* *tap* .... “This is the worst CapriSun I’ve ever had.”

[@tokiosociety1]

You two are so cute! Mal is such a good woman and adorable, and damn Stephen sounds just like his dad when his southern accent comes out!

[@jasperclaue1086]

tokiosociety1 this is the cutest video ever

[@OhGeeItsJen]

The bed shifts where the pressure on your body is to try and prevent bedsores. From a former CNA :) Anesthesia Stephen is hysterical. I love how his southern accent comes out. Glad you're doing better, Stephen!

[@JDhaggis]

Stephen Dad the hero we all need but don't deserve

[@michaelajw_]

The bed is an air rotating mattress and it moves air around to relieve pressure points to prevent pressure sores (bed sores) 🙂

[@stealthlock6634]

OHHHH!! Ohhh, okay! The bum-elevating bed has lore now! Thanks! (Not sarcasm)

[@stealthlock6634]

12 likes as of this second reply but og comment is 3 years old so

[@solidStalemate]

"this is the worst Capri Sun I've ever had" - Stephen, 2017

[@themagicalunicorn5652]

“I wasn’t ready for clarity” That’s literally what I said when they gave me my eye prescription when my eyes were dilated.

[@tutterbear98]

I am very late and watching backlogs causally, but "oh lord, I wasn't ready for clarity" is an absolutely powerful line for someone so out of it.

[@calamari9436]

"Oh lord, I wasn't ready for clarity." Might be the best thing Stephen has ever said

[@avzVODs]

I can't be the only one who thinks drugged up stephen is quotable lol

[@aaronman4772]

thegamehunter In general for a lot of people bein drugged up helps loosen up the lips, and you just say what flows through. Which means more quotable moments.

[@Jojrre]

thegamehunter Never forget the butt drugs

[@SuperCrippledGamer]

"All the females keep wantin' to raise my butt up. People call that a feature, but I call that a bug!" - High Stephen

[@SuperCrippledGamer]

ANOTHER ONE: "I don't know how the surgery went because I wasn't there."

[@Jojrre]

Crippled Gamer absolutely amazing

[@josephboehmer1245]

is it wrong that this is one of the funniest vlogs?

[@bjam89]

Dan speaks for us all, your health is more important then videos

[@MikeCappella98]

Stephen definitely has his priorities straight... ginger ale and stopping the butt inflator. You better not have any secrets because it looks like while under anesthesia you would spill a lot of stuff. Also how does it feel seeing yourself like this with probably no recollection of what you said?

[@stephenvlog]

It was super weird editing this. I remember that Dan was there, and I remember drinking sweet tea, but everything else was super foggy. I laughed a lot while cutting this together, and it helped jog my memory a little bit, too.

[@nigelli492]

Like his body is totally asleep but his mind and brain is totally awake......wow!

[@Shiny_Misty]

These last two vlogs almost made me cry. Seeing you in pain and in the hospital bed. I am just so glad you are doing better. Also, Kepler knew you were not well, and was making sure you were alright. That is the amazing thing about pets. The just...know.

[@hockeymonkey11293]

You can definitely tell how much you're loved, Stephen. Glad you've got such great friends and family to take care of you. And even though most of us are just strangers on the internet, we wholeheartedly care about you and Mal, too. Glad you're doing better. 💚

[@jasonstapf4527]

"drinking out of the bowl makes me feel like I'm goku"

[@alexplayz8838]

*stabs apple juice with straw* "This is the worst CapriSun I've ever had…" Stephen 2017

[@blackfox51]

If only Stephen could've recorded another surl vlog while under anesthesia. It would be PERFECT! I love that he literally said "stupid ass bed" after talking about the butt thing. It's always butt stuff with Stephen. I hope you don't have any other medical issues after this! And that goes for Mal and the rest of your family/friends!

[@Bugbearbabe]

I can feel this level of anesthesia and how silly it is. I once had to have all 4 wisdom teeth gone in one go, and afterward they offered to wheelchair me out to the vehicle with my mom and I first declined, thinking 'well why couldn't I just walk...?' Then I tried getting on my feet and my legs buckled like toothpicks, and I responded immediately with a drugged gasp and "Oh, NOW I understaaand!" Despite the anesthesia and druggie state at the time I still remember that vividly, and I really don't know why. I expected something like that to be One For The Mom To Never Let Me Live Down.

[@jelbecornelis3139]

I had the same surgery, but here they put you in like a community room with other patients until you wake up and when they notice that you’re awake they cart you in the bed back to your room

[@ThePhenomenalEX]

"I'm thinking they call that a feature and I call it a bug." Sums up youtube nowadays.

[@Breathewildly]

"Like, I can have Chick-fil-a?" - Stephen Georg, 2017

[@ShadowHunter303]

“Like that’s my only meal anymore” “the rest of your life, chicken broth” “Oh you’re full of it” One of my all time favorite Stephen and Mail back and forths

[@JacketsOnFire]

Looking back at this vlog, I didn’t realize before but Stephen’s slowed speech really sounds like his dad

[@alexferreira3999]

"Drinkin' out of the bowl makes me feel like Goku" -Stephen George

[@piffygoddess3713]

STORY TIME! Okay so when I was like, 8 ?? I was in school and suddenly had a super sharp pain in my side and I couldn't walk. So I go home, say bye to my mom who's going out of state for three days so it's me and my grandma and my pain isn't going away so we go to the doctor, and guess what! Lil 8 year old me has to get my appendix out and MY MOM IS OUTTA STATE. So I panic, get admitted to the hospital have to deal with my medical needle fear and go to surgery. I wake up my moms there (apparently she drove all night, bless her soul) and all is good. I was fine post surgery, until I discovered I missed my grades fieldtrip to a local dinosaur museum, and that is what Broke lil 8 year old me about the whole thing. Missing a field trip

[@KLil37]

Piffy Goddess But the dinosaurs man...

[@flamefangstar]

it's been over five years since you commented this, but did you EVER see the dinosaurs??

[@steelers92rule71]

I remember Stephen licking the chicken cubes😂

[@martingriff101]

Yep so funny thought he was going to insert it ot a card with the vlog

[@b4itstarted]

I'm so sorry for laughing, but anesthesia Stephen says the most hilarious things. I was on the verge of tears.

[@PyraXadon]

This is bar none, the best thing I have ever seen. These 27 minutes are a gift. Sucks that it came about from some...unwelcome circumstances, but hey, at least we can all laugh together with Stephen.

[@SafeRouteDown]

as someone who's been on both sides of the surgery and recovery this is absolutely adorable and hilarious. post anesthesia care is one of my favorite areas and it's so sweet that Stephen kept remembering his nurse :)

[@bartkomedy]

It actually made me tear up a little to see all of the super supportive comments, that and your friends and family coming to visit you. Stephen, you are one lucky guy to be loved by so many.

[@spiderlover678]

Mal: “Do you want your glasses open or folded?” Stephen: “How am I supposed to put them on if they’re folded?” I cannot. That anesthesia is some good stuff. 😂

[@VaughnRUF]

"stupid ass bed keeps takin' my butt"

[@Chaoticcam0000]

Is it weird that this video calms me down a lot when I’m panicking and not having a good time

[@CinderGamer]

"That seems a little peculiar, because you get your butt crack sweat on the bed." Well I mean...he's got a point.

[@PurpleLink33]

Continuing on The Journey, I come upon THIS GEM. I'm trying to not laugh my ass off at work watching / listening to this!

[@ani-8323]

this is one of my comfort videos, whenever i'm having a bad day this can always make me smile

[@FlashtheFirefox]

So glad you're better now, again; hugs for you and Mal. On a lighter note, it was kinda funny listen to you after you came back fro surgery; do you even remember saying any of that, probably not if I had to guess.

[@AgentSanchez95]

"Oh my god. I feel, like i feel fine, but my RAM. Like my RAM that i have installed is real low and I can't."

[@missyniccino1061]

kudos Stephen for keeping so much of this in the vlog. I'm sure a lot of people would have edited a lot out. Also glad it went well and you're doing good now.

[@kiwikipedia]

As I said before, I'm very grateful that you're doing alright- well, decent- right now. Getting the appendix taken out is a pain (literally) and, quite frankly, sucks (which is an understatement). On a side note, anesthesia is fun! Needing to use it usually is not. I hope you're still doing well!

[@CaptainCJ97]

Penguin Lord I never been on anesthesia but from what I seen its something else

[@kiwikipedia]

the few times that i have been under it I have been violent, fully incomprehensible, or on the verge of a mental break down. Its fun to see others, and depending on what you're like, fun to be on.

[@AceWolf456]

Penguin Lord anesthetized me speaks fluent Spanish. My mother only speaks in riddles, albeit simple ones. And my step-brother felt the need to come out as straight, he's married to a woman and they have a kid. Anesthesia is one hell of a trip, and it's amazing.

[@kiwikipedia]

Your brother sounds like a friend of mine. My brother sang nursery rhymes at the top of his lungs and then was convinced he had eleven fingers

[@KLil37]

Ace Wolf456 Do you normally speak Spanish? Lol

[@NinjaZelda9570]

When I was watching this, my sister was in the room studying for her board exams so I had to be quiet, which was a struggle. I probably looked crazy, silently laughing with tears streaming down my face XD

[@MrBobbycox1]

Sitting in the hospital for hours after several hours of pain from his appendix and Stephen is still concerned about whether or not his wife is comfortable. :) Hope someday I have a marriage like these two.

[@nigelli492]

10:08-10:23 just showed how much of a workaholic Stephen is

[@ThePisceanDragon]

I feel like we just peered into your psyche. I can haz chicken nuggets? The drugs they put me on after my c-section were very strong, and they made me very sleepy/loopy. I remember my husband holding my son, looking at me and he said, "let's do this again." I gave him my most stone cold, serious face.... "You. Will. Wait." He thought it was hilarious.

[@portfolio6072]

"This is the worst caprisun I've ever had" OMG that killed me

[@xperiment1047]

This is absolutely the best ever. Quotes .... Oh the quotes.

[@EonArashi]

Stephen sounds like a mix of his dad and Mr. Dyslexic Heart Bear when he's loopy on the good drugs xD Also, I'm so glad this went well. When I saw that tweet after it happened, I flipped out a little.

[@matchumadori5291]

14:25 you've heard it here folks! Mal is made of chicken broth!

[@Kelfsword16]

Awwww! This one is really really sweet. Mal and Dan are so sweet taking care of Steven. (And Kelsey is a wonderful nurse!)

[@pinkfoosballtable7875]

"Oh lord I wasn't ready for clarity" - Stephen 2017

[@rollforapples6625]

The previous day's vlog was scary, and painful. This one was almost the polar opposite. Take care of each other.

[@TheRealMrMic]

This whole vlog is fan favourite

[@KyleDoroja]

anesthesia stephen is what old man stephen will be in the future

[@YourPalRal]

Stephen, his friends and family, and especially Kelsey are all precious!

[@BanraiTeraByte]

I hope you feel better now you have had time to recover from your surgery Steven. I can understand how painful it feels to go through surgery. I love how your cat was being supportive for you as pets tend to be more sympathetic toward pain in their owners. My aunt's cat does the exact same thing anytime someone lays on the couch and they feel even the slightest bit unwell.

[@TheKoopTroop]

10:08-10:23 for Favorite Fan Moments anyone?

[@Tom364]

AndrePlays the whole episode can be a favourite moment

[@nickduncan8376]

K2Gaming I agree

[@kherichi]

Drugged Stephen is so pleasant. It's so wholesome to hear how he calls everyone soooo nice. It's also nice that we can watch from the future and know that Stephen made it and is well. A lot less scary haha...

[@hotexpage2965]

Stephen is funny under anesthesia.

[@LadyOnikara]

Watching this after Mal's surgery and recovery videos. Stephen is the same way she is, mind wants to go, body says no. A perfect couple.

[@mitchinatr7093]

He’s super far gone I love it! This is the quality content I signed up for!

[@MiamiDolphinsfan4]

I feel awful but I cant remember the last time I have laughed so hard. Even when you are in pain you still manage to bring us joy thanks for all your hard work Stephen and Mal!

[@HeadsetGuy]

I'm surprised I never actually shared my funny anesthesia stories when you first uploaded this video, so... Here I go! One: When I had my third and final eye surgery, I woke up hallucinating that I was watching Arthur on TV, and then it suddenly transitioned to Garfield... But not the actual Garfield & Friends show, it was literally just the strips being shown as a slide show. What I _didn't_ remember, until my sister reminded me a few years ago, was that I actually said, "Hey, look, it's Garfield on TV!" out loud... even though there either wasn't a TV in the room where we were, or it was turned off. Two: When I had an MRI at the age of 12, I had to be put under because I have sensitive hearing (listening to music wasn't an option offered to me). When I woke up, the first thing that I said was, "It's okay, I'm back in my right mind again!"

[@Ohokk0]

“this stupid ass bed keeps takin my butt” one of my favorite quotes from any vlog

[@TsunamiKitten56]

First of all this was a great vlog. Second, I know how the coughing/sneezing after surgery is the worst thing in the world. For a month after each of my hip surgeries. If I sneezed or coughed it was a terrible pain. For a while I was afraid to eat, because I thought I would get sick, and I knew if I got sick it would hurt so much more than coughing. Also, for a story, when I had hip surgery (twice, my third coming up next week) I was under anesthesia. I would day dream and have conversations with people in the room, but the conversations were always in my head and that lasted for about two weeks. It was kinda funny :D I'm glad you're doing better, Stephen! :)

[@twilightvampire1987]

Oh man. I'm going to be under anesthesia for my upcoming oral surgery, seeing Stephen like this has made me so glad no one will be recording me. I'm glad the surgery went well and you're better now.

[@quirkykirkplays]

13:53 is one of my favorite stephen moments. Bless him he just looks so confused.

[@harryconstant9666]

Mal kept it together so well. I would not have been so calm. Glad you're doing well now, Stephen.

[@Jojrre]

Stephen, why'd this video have so many possible titles? Any of your drugged up quotes, "Appendicitis is very inconvenient" so great

[@avacrystal745]

When I watch this, I think back to his first vlog, I don't know why. It just makes me feel better