Little tip: Listen for one of two phrases to determine if she'll spear or gun Spear is "Your End is Near" Gun is "Beg for Mercy"
@dertim856 жыл бұрын
KIngLink oh realy ?i never pay to much attention to that sounds usefull. Buut she also carry her gun on the left hand and the spear on her right hand if ppl looking for a visual que.
@MyVanir6 жыл бұрын
Vocal cues in a guide are not a good idea since not everyone has the same voice language setups,
@HaziqPanda6 жыл бұрын
Or you can actually hear sharp weapon noise for spear and gun click for gun
@RenegadeBladesman6 жыл бұрын
It also appears as a small speech bubble as well, if listening for her voice is hard (especially with the current sound delay bug that SE's looking into)
@sairentoeko6 жыл бұрын
MyVanir There are speech bubbles, and if you get used to it you can recognize the phrases regardless of the language as it's only two. I understand that it's not the most effective way but it does help a lot if you're struggling to see the weapon (That was my big issue. I've been doing Ex since day 1 and it took me a good few tries before I found out this method instead)
@darklinkx86 жыл бұрын
MTQ: "If she pulls out a gun..." Me: Get the hell out of there.
@IAMAGUNH4XP6 жыл бұрын
She's got a gun!! *Abandon Duty*
@scorpiowarrior78414 жыл бұрын
Yeah I hard that and went WAIT WHAT
@thelengedaryhero69006 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. Doom is automatically removed if you go to the opposite color before it kills you but the bleed still hurts. The fans are physical damage so the tank that has physical vuln will die if they get hit. Also if you pay attention to the background for the meteor phase you can see the moon in the background change color as well.
@lordastrea27656 жыл бұрын
thats actually some good info for jobs that provide specific defense buffs
@talflick4 жыл бұрын
4:26 was a glorious moment. Please include more art like this in the future :D
@5daydreams Жыл бұрын
100%
@Wyrvenfire6 жыл бұрын
I believe a great trainer described fights like this in one word . DODGE!
@dswordknight4 жыл бұрын
Dodge a wrench or we talking Pavlov?
@squallofthedai4 жыл бұрын
"Why is dodging a subroutine? It's not that complex!"
@omnidirectionalspaghetti85922 жыл бұрын
I think they mean piccolo lol
@zetsuuu6 жыл бұрын
My head hurts
@Icediamondsx4 жыл бұрын
I fucking felt this dude
@Hanzo14 жыл бұрын
@@Icediamondsx 2 years later my head still hurts
@Icediamondsx4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Wilson Ive recently been trying this. I want the mount because its meaningful to me. I was so torn when Tsuyu passed. But... This game likes to hurt you :))) Dont even get me started on losing Ysayle
@Icediamondsx4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Wilson I started Shadowbringers too and heard theres a savage mode er trials so idk how to feel 😂
@VampirusX1 Жыл бұрын
@@Icediamondsx So Im not alone then...
@gigvanity62896 жыл бұрын
Thank you for explaining everything step by step. It really helped me understand the run. You are the queen of dungeon/trial/raid mechanics in FFXIV. Thank you!
@cjstachon6236 жыл бұрын
Lmao I had way too much fun shouting "she has a gun" to my party. XD
@SuikodenGR6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely wonderful guide! About 95% of all your guide I was able to clear with it. Looking forward to my first try and clear it within the weekend :-) Thank you!
@xvvitch6 жыл бұрын
You explain this so much better than Mr. Happy. I feel like I have a better understanding of the fight now that I watched your video now, and I had to watch his at least four times and I still didn't completely understand.
@verfluchteblume6 жыл бұрын
Ashlee Mingo Exactly why I always watch both. Since they both have very different ways of explaining the fight, and sometimes he explains more in detail, whereas here she usually just explains the important parts.
@smailyOgando6 жыл бұрын
truth
@denzelvilliers6 жыл бұрын
Mr.Happy is just a popular guy on KZbin, MTQ explain a lot better in any point, English isn't my native Language and i can't understand what Mr.Happy says, meanwhile i can understand everything MTQ says, her voice is nice and clean to me. Even her videos are way didactic than Mr.Happy videos, great informations on Screen, details, straight to the point, without useless stuffs.
@MyVanir6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Happy's strats are usually used by the PF though, since PF casuals think that they are too good for safe strats. If you don't watch his guides, you will either need to debase yourself to ask in PF or will force yourself into arguments about strat.
@Spiegelspiel6 жыл бұрын
Well Mr. Happy released one day after patch. This is a bit after. So strategies are improved now. Keep that in mind pls.
@starcross75926 жыл бұрын
Your videos are the only ones I will ever watch. You explain everything that needs to be known and you take your time doing it, unlike some others that just rush through everything.
@TrashyPatty6 жыл бұрын
Lol, the face on the Tsukuyomi drawing
@willbreez176 жыл бұрын
Right???
@EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle5 жыл бұрын
>:c
@Bandrik4 жыл бұрын
Haha yes! It's amazing. XD
@eternalsigil136 жыл бұрын
Well my life's goal accomplished being in a MTQ FFXIV video guide thank you Mizzteq for tanking on that group it was an absolute pleasure greetings from Behemoth
@pwnorbepwned6 жыл бұрын
The Merovingian You cared. D’aww, you’re probably jealous!
@ZincZXzinx6 жыл бұрын
@@pwnorbepwned nah tbh no1 cares
@scurvymouth5 жыл бұрын
that's your life goal? loooool
@SorenDior5 жыл бұрын
@@ZincZXzinx you cared enough to comment
@Riku-Leela3 жыл бұрын
Nice one!! :O
@Dasheble6 жыл бұрын
You weren’t kidding. There are SO many different ways to handle meteors you basically need to ask every single group what their respective strat is. For instance my group placed those meteors way closer to each other than you did to keep dps up while leaving an entire half of the arena safe from explosions.
@Bandrik4 жыл бұрын
Thank you SO MUCH for making this video, and every other guide you make. You are indeed a proper Warrior of Light!
@kourtneydixon60506 жыл бұрын
THANK GOD YOUR VIDEO ARRIVED! Now I have a clear understanding of the final phase! (However, I will watch it a few more times just to be safe ^^)
@RogueChessPiece6 жыл бұрын
Heads up, Tsuku's aggro doesn't reset after add phase. The healers gain a ton of threat because they are healing through all the raid wide damage. If you watch the enemy list and you lose aggro (usually during Zenos), a Lucid Dreaming from the threat holder (likely WHM) will give it back. It's a bit weird, but it doesn't completely reset.
@MrAndrewtheguru6 жыл бұрын
I believe it's something slightly different--I've not had time to test it, but I think Zenos' threat gets transferred to Tsuku during the phase change. In my WAR runs I always saved Inner Release for Zenos and, without fail, I had hard, well established aggro going into the next phase.
@onadaTotihotiH5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but to this day, I still crack up a bit at "If she pulls out a gun," it's just one of those lines that's hilarious ooc
@venahtmusic5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I got to grab a notebook for this fight
@LeJoninRock6 жыл бұрын
It was a pleasure playing with you, Mizzteq. Thank you for being the healer for that group, everyone played really well over there, hope we can party up again soon one day! Sincerely, Jonin Egloff of Malboro
@FIOREUS_6 жыл бұрын
LeJoninRock lucky :o
@Greencastellan6 жыл бұрын
THank you so much! As a tank, I've been needing help with this before our group tackles the Bunny queen T_T
@Banim6 жыл бұрын
Your meteor strat is the same one I came up with on day 1 of this fight, I feel somewhat proud! Since then I've done all kinds of other strats but IMO this is one the easiest ones. The moment I shifted both north and south waymarks to a side a little bit it became pretty foolproof even with people who still didn't understand the mech well.
@Darkmarine405 жыл бұрын
Doing this for the first time this weekend. Hope I can remember all the mechanics.
@bryanmorais62426 жыл бұрын
There's also a small triangle meteor placement that's popular on japanese servers. Meteors are placed at just north of Mid/W or E/ NW or NE with the boss tanked in between the three positions. It requires hardly any movement to get the meteors placed so it sacrifices a bit of dps for a very consistent safe placement of meteors.
@HedKandiJean6 жыл бұрын
Just one minute detail, it isn’t always “Lead of the Underworld” for the 1st phase of Selenomancy, it’s always random.
@theguyver13436 жыл бұрын
hi i just want to say your guides are really good and informed keep doing a good job
@MrRyu456 жыл бұрын
Way more clear than Mr. Happy. Thanks for the vid guide!
@OsamaBinLooney6 жыл бұрын
I don't mr.happy even tries anymore he's become a bit of an elitest in his recent vids
@prismsage39576 жыл бұрын
i remember back in the day when he made videos of him doing the ffxiv dances >.> and he was cocky then and has gotten even more cocky and he really has become an elitest. I tried to watch him during stormblood realse and he was so fucking rude to people lol.
@KyvannShrike6 жыл бұрын
Kinda disappointed the boss didn't have an enrage where she just turns the whole platform black and you have until 5 stacks to kill her.
@monchicruz82786 жыл бұрын
KyvannShrike that indeed would have fit better.
@fyce6 жыл бұрын
Thank god a proper strat from a content creator. Thank you.
@deydraniadiancecht82986 жыл бұрын
Thank you, MTQ! Your guides are amazing!
@HelloWorld113376 жыл бұрын
Thanks for spreading the more optimised strat!
@Oshidorinohina5 жыл бұрын
after watching 6 times i still don't understand any of this, i dont understand the debuff.
@solitonmedic5 жыл бұрын
Paint yourself with different color, don't stay on one color for too long or death. When the entire area is covered more of one color then the other, move to the smaller color. **If you have meteor AOE, set it away from party. It's important to have at least one AOE on the smaller color.
@amyunderwood21134 жыл бұрын
@@solitonmedic Thank you. This makes a little more sense now. When this was explained to me I didn't understand that the color on my head was actually being stacked, and that I didn't have to move away until the stack was hitting close to 5.
@solitonmedic4 жыл бұрын
@@amyunderwood2113 Just note if the moon on your head starts getting bloody, that's your cue to move! At any rate, this fight is still fun
@zero_chevalier3 жыл бұрын
Gotta persevere with this. I really like that mount, but it's all confusing and may be difficult for me even with an unsynced party.
@BL33NB3 жыл бұрын
I just wiped 2 hours with 16 different ppl.... yes, yes it can.... >_>
@lautaroluggren24856 жыл бұрын
That Tsukuyomi drawing is pure gold
@plaingamerful3 жыл бұрын
If she pulls out a gun she can have my wallet and phone
@Argonath5K4 жыл бұрын
lvl 72 WHM here. I died at least five times the first time I did this trial hahaha Party tried to explain mechs in chat beforehand, but they didn’t make sense and the tank pulled the boss before I had a chance to really read it all 😂 I think we got her on the second try, and I only died once. Progress! lol
@BrisingerXIII6 жыл бұрын
This guide was insanely helpful ^_^
@Eraseablepen6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for guiding the one colour moon strat.
@jakethegamer446mvplayer9 Жыл бұрын
I was watching this in my living room and my roommate looked at me like I had two heads😂
@smashasherly63196 жыл бұрын
On Nightfall she says two different things, if she says the end is near... then she will use her spear and if she says beg for mercy then she will use the gun. This is the tell for that move.
@TheRealLink6 жыл бұрын
Great guide as always. Have had moderate luck clearing with our static and pugs but easy to also make mistakes in phase 4 or hit people with multiple lances.
@toma__gotchi6 жыл бұрын
i love your guides! your guides help us progress in savage!
@RhodeSchaeffer6 жыл бұрын
Nice guide. I should point out that there is no hate reset.
@Midekai6 жыл бұрын
man the days of youtube tutorials sure make raiding that much easier. i do not miss the days of searching forums and websites devoted to this stuff.. now it's either a quick vague google search a freaking youtube search lol
@sixeighttoast28536 жыл бұрын
You explain it to where it sounds so easy. True skill at the game. How many times did it take your grp to clear? Must have been difficult.
@Sorakingdom46 жыл бұрын
The angry face on Tsukoyomi xD!!
@ThisIsSeager5 жыл бұрын
Wow.... that's a lot to remember
@TCChavez6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for using the crescent moon strat so many ppl wipe bc of happys strat
@hakugman73196 жыл бұрын
Too much shit happening lol
@Justuas6 жыл бұрын
lol casual
@EdgeKisaragi6 жыл бұрын
Enjoy O8S
@XUIW6 жыл бұрын
Justuas What's wrong with being a casual? This isn't dark souls kid lol.
@commentingchannel97766 жыл бұрын
Paul David enjoy uwu
@prismsage39576 жыл бұрын
that is what im saying.
@lordastrea27656 жыл бұрын
Comment Section Summary: -This vid is better than Mr. Happy's -This game is trash -Personal attacks typical youtube comments section. still one of the funniest things on the internet. wont get old anytime soon
@silverancient78406 жыл бұрын
Thx for putting put a more specific and accurate guide then what Happy puts out. Happy just tries to upload one asap and a lot of times better strats have formed.
@sera_venus9 күн бұрын
here before it becomes the unreal trial
@professorwillc29242 жыл бұрын
Man, f**k that fight.
@oneeyedpanda75193 жыл бұрын
Do you remember what you were wearing on your paladin in this vid?
@chanchoonkuan56996 жыл бұрын
thx for explain...i stuck at moon infusions...other video didn't explain this...
@FlappySeal6 жыл бұрын
Your meteors 101 is allowing no space for error. If you have both the north and south placement inside the crescent, you have redundancy in case one of the two messes up. There's literally nothing gained by one of the two placing their meteor outside of the crescent and only increases the chance of a wipe should the inside crescent person fail or die in any way. Plus you're making the outside person have to run further, increasing the chance that they miss out on the opposite stack they need to save their life. North and South DPS/Healer BOTH inside, tank far. Easy for everyone.
@cheesemuffin81296 жыл бұрын
LightSamus I don't know why people can't understand this
@jakubmazur6686 жыл бұрын
You clearly have not thought this through, at this strat is 100% the best strat for doing this, and if you can't do a single mechanic, that is placing the meteor in the smal crescent instead of the big one, right, then you should not even be trying to kill this boss, as it's a basic af mechanic that requires literally no skill. OFC if someone fails it's a wipe, no matter what, also the person who puts the meteor on the outside risks absolutelly nothing.
@FlappySeal6 жыл бұрын
If both players place the meteor inside the crescent, there's redundancy AND less distance to run back in order to be safe. Having one player in the large sign adds literally nothing of benefit and is just lazy. But sure, *I've* not thought it through despite having nearly 30 clears using this strat already.
@fyce6 жыл бұрын
Redundancy means that the MT and the other players can go in different spots, lowering uptime DPS on the boss.
@garmmermibe53976 жыл бұрын
Ah, the hardest part about this fight is going to be trying to get into a practice group for PUGging because I have no static. All the que estimates say more than thirty minutes. *Cries* HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIT GUD IF I CAN'T EVEN GET IN!? *Cries moar!*
@mightga37295 жыл бұрын
I feel you man
@wheatfields206 жыл бұрын
You said "Large Dark Orb and Black moon crescent on her back" the moon is always Light though.
@theaztec14065 жыл бұрын
LOL the Inventory says butt! Also, thanks for the vid! Helped a ton.
@ImBoredToo4 жыл бұрын
Lol how observant
@Rasayon6 жыл бұрын
We do something like your strat :D but we modified it a bit and the healer place her meteor always big side (either north or south) and the dps on the small side (south or top), so the melee dps can deal faster dps then ^^ its basically no marks with marks xD oh and we Tank her to North and placed, where you got 1 and 2, D and B for D-Dark Blade, B-Bright Blade, so the players just only have to care about far away or near her hitbox. Still you can place one more Mark to help the Tank where he should stay to tank her ^^ But after all, every party mess up the moon thing.. or refuse to try our strat.. or something else..
@pegeta6 жыл бұрын
It's official from now on I am using your guides this makes so much more sense than mr. Happy's
@aubreunbray57615 жыл бұрын
I don't play FFXIV anymore but your videos are awesome. Thank you good mam
@jvchee066 жыл бұрын
As a healer main, I find this fight a lot harder than the other primals. T_T It's like oh got to revive those dead dps, bluff tank, dodging AoE, watch mechs, while healing the party and help with dps. Then get blame that the party wipes overall. *sigh* life as a healer is never an easy one.
@AXIOS_solv25 жыл бұрын
Its different for me , all the dps(including me gets blame for everything lol and I samurai this T.T
@SpydersByte5 жыл бұрын
I give all extreme/savage healers an incredibly amount of credit for everything you need to pay attention too, especially if you're contributing dps too. I've leveled each healer to 60 but even taking them into an alliance raid is scary as hell imo. I don't think I'd ever even attempt the endgame stuff unless it's old and I'm way overleved.
@KilledByKangaroo3 жыл бұрын
I have a question and can't find the answer anywhere. Sometimes the number on my moon stack rises faster than everyone else's. Im switching sides to reset the number but sometimes at random it counts up super fast. What makes it go faster like that?
@alexsis111116 жыл бұрын
I have a doubt.. when the second nightfall when you say "the first 1 is random and the second nightfall is the other attack did you mean she will shot at a random location where the party was split in 1 2 and 3 or what I'm still a bit confused
@colorfulcheshire41816 жыл бұрын
Hiya, I don't know if it's too much worth noting but after running as a tank multiple times, it doesn't seem like her aggro is resetting after add phase, as it takes a provoke to get her back if I died during phase transition. Not too important but something of note. Also wondering if her debuff for the tank buster changes depending on the phase as I've seen a physical debuff at times from the tank buster.
@Kiro1256 жыл бұрын
Great guide, but i'm almost 100% sure enmity does not reset after her ultimate as you say it does.
@christ52616 жыл бұрын
Seth Gainey have tanked this. Emnity definitely doesn't reset at any point of the fight.
@1finallygotunleashed6 жыл бұрын
Tanxiety kicking in for this one 0.0
@lexiconwaffle5 жыл бұрын
How do you figure all this stuff out without going mad?! D:
@gwynmorris57636 жыл бұрын
Do you sell primal runs?
@ProfessM6 жыл бұрын
Okay I think I get it. But can I do that's another story.
@Nagantios6 жыл бұрын
That's a spear, not a staff. I usually agree with your guides since they're spot on. There's so many different ways to do meteors during Supreme Selenomancy that it's horrible during PUGs. The way you suggest is possibly one of the safest and easiest to execute, and similar to the one we figured out with my FC. All in all, great guide as usual. Keep up the good work for the community!
@yabiyabi6 жыл бұрын
She had made obvious clear that this is not the only way and that this is how -her method- works most efficient. she did NOT state this is the only way.
@Nagantios6 жыл бұрын
Beiji Mei ok? lol
@jkazos3 жыл бұрын
Your pronunciation of her name was cute and I liked it, even if it was so very very wrong ;-)
@xXCocoHimeXx6 жыл бұрын
Oof this seems very difficult. I hope to be okay doing this tonight.
@siobahnhurley85 Жыл бұрын
The lightbulb just turned on. I so don’t understand this fight. 😓 Have you ever thought about doing a video of the solo duties? Don’t understand why, but through all of Stormblood, no one explained ANYTHING. You had to watch, to get even a clue.
@Darts3106 жыл бұрын
I don't like the way they do meteor, I still think Tanks north, Dps south, and Healers adjust is the best way also allows for better up time on dps
@ItsZorroDood6 жыл бұрын
You just want to do this for the meme. But I agree.
@jakubmazur6686 жыл бұрын
What? So you really believe that dragging a boss and 5 people across the platform allows for better uptime and overall more dps then just having 5 people stand still and keep on dpsing the boss? This way is CLEARLY the best way hands down there is no argument to be made against it
@Darts3106 жыл бұрын
Jakub Mazur put it this way my way is how every pug group does it I would know I have almost all the weapons, and it makes it so that only the healer has to pop spirit to ensure survival and they dont even have to go all the way to the edge, overall I've seem the most success my way than any other way people have tried it.
@joeannamal6 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I believe the way you recommend allows for the same uptime and less thinking for all people.
@fyce6 жыл бұрын
Healers to her left, DPS to her right, Tanks front/behind. That's the only thing you need for this fight as it works for both the spear and the meteors (regardless of gun/spear). No need for cardinal positions and/or markers at all.
@hiddenjem933 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch this, this fight confuses me a lot... I main Dragoon and I have only done this fight a handful of times :( I still suck at it... I just want my doggo...
@Hermit1991196 жыл бұрын
I miss u
@albin81666 жыл бұрын
The guide is perfect but I play solo and dont think I'll ever beat this boss with a random group, way too many mechanics for me to remember, sadly I'll pass this boss.
@sairentoeko6 жыл бұрын
Don't know if you ever got it, but once you actually practice a few times this boss becomes simple. The hard part is getting meteors down :)
@kaelchip76856 жыл бұрын
I can NEVER understand her moon transpositions at last phase..
@commentingchannel97766 жыл бұрын
No enrage?
@kageshigi10125 жыл бұрын
I must be stupid, slow, or both, cause this boss mechanic is ridiculously difficult.
@jakeg19786 жыл бұрын
does this boss have an enrage timer?
@matthewpersaud86166 жыл бұрын
Jacob Green the enrage for thist primal I'd about 12 minutes, but likely you'll wipe before you reach enrage. I'd say with avg dps you should clear in about 10 minutes or less. But if you have a ton of deaths imo your better off just rerunning cause it's annoying to make a comeback toward the end of the fight.
@jasperqueen36766 жыл бұрын
i liked for ur ms paint tsukuyomi
@SirVyre6 жыл бұрын
There is no enmity reset.
@OB07276 жыл бұрын
Mr happy said the “spear” is a “sword” and you now you say it’s a “ staff” Hmmm.....
@UmbreonMessiah6 жыл бұрын
Starting to think neither of them know what a Naginata is.
@Cats7776 жыл бұрын
It's a sword attached to a staff.
@CC_Reads4 жыл бұрын
youre are this is absolutely insane right
@insentia84246 жыл бұрын
Nightbloom Ult does not reset enmity.
@AFKei6 жыл бұрын
Snrk, that pronunciation of Tsukuyomi- Your other pronunciations were fine though!
@MyVanir6 жыл бұрын
Of the guides I watched, not a single one had proper pronunciation of that. Which is strange, since it's pronounced exactly as it's written.
@SpydersByte5 жыл бұрын
@@MyVanir it's also said by the english voice cast regularly, so I don't get how anyone is confused about the pronunciation.
@emilykwolek16674 жыл бұрын
yeah, i got a question: how the shrek does SE expect people to actually do this?! i only have one brain cell
@edtaylor23964 жыл бұрын
you're funny!
@Paraguai1234 жыл бұрын
Trial and error.
@ultimateqmazing25373 жыл бұрын
In other words: RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!
@thamadtroll99812 жыл бұрын
This was confusing
@EhhmmmNo4 жыл бұрын
My lord
@scynx6 жыл бұрын
I don't think there's a person on this planet who used the word "players" more often than her
@DioDinero6 жыл бұрын
She doesn’t have an enrage?
@bryanmorais62426 жыл бұрын
She has an enrage but the dps needed to down her is low, the fight is very forgiving to fuck ups.
@ThisIsntAYoutuber6 жыл бұрын
She does have an enrage, but it’s basically an endless Akh Morn that can be healed through or Tank LB’d for a while allowing you to still get some last shots in.
@Wishmaster78710 ай бұрын
24 runs and still no mount
@HeiwaJiyu2 жыл бұрын
Okay, I watched it a couple of times, but I don't think I really understand the fight. The whole mechanics are super confusing to me. I guess I will skip that fight for now.
@cheffdonty5 жыл бұрын
The trick, for me, is to think "starboard canon" when you see "dark blade" and "larboard canon" when you see "bright blade"
@solitonmedic5 жыл бұрын
Tsukuyomi: "Boy, we're not going on a pirate trip. I'm cutting you up."
@asheiceblood6 жыл бұрын
nice fight but she has way too low hp :c my group killed it before first dark or bright blade ._. also she doesnt reset after add phase :)
@KrazyBean146 жыл бұрын
Ashe Iceblood That's the problem with primals which release after a raid tier. You blitz it with BiS gear.
@asheiceblood6 жыл бұрын
yeah but even not with Bis we burned it down we tried it and thats what came out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@danieljohnson84456 жыл бұрын
why am i annoyed by the term "strat"? i am petty. Great guide, ty!
@domsaunders31516 жыл бұрын
Because gamers can think up complex formulas to calculate DPS and spend hours doing so, but refuse to take the 2 seconds it would take to simply spell out the word "strategy?"