Under The Sea with Tim Dillon & Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 91

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Chrissy Chaos is joined by ‪@TimDillonShow‬ and Ti Ti Jerry for a Halloween spectacular!!!! The black little mermaid is in trouble cause theres a new transgender mermaid riding waves!!!! Booty Calls are a NO from Ti TI Jerry. Don't fall into your bad habits. AOC gets yelled at during a town meeting. Ti Ti wants a new body!!! What plastic surgery is cool to get? What's the best horror movies to watch this spooky season. Tim joins the party dressed as a racist pumpkin! Kanye West is having a full breakdown and is ruining his career with weird interviews. Could you survive prison overseas? Tim wants to move to Dubai. How would Tim Dillon do in jail? The keys to having a fun halloween. New York City crime is out of control. People are being stabbed, shot and pushed in front of trains on the NYC subway. Life in Texas and the Hamptons is better than city life. Kim Kardashian will be president one day. Protestors attack museums over fossil fuels. Patreon questions!!!!
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00:00 Caught Ourselves a Transgendered Mermaid
3:21 TiTi Jerry Ex
5:00 The Little Mermaid was the First Disney Transgendered
6:35 AOC or Ursula
8:29 BBL to Stealing Kidney
11:03 Jerry Is a Little Sick
12:44 Attracted to Kanye West
15:36 Can you do Prison in another Country
17:25 I am Papi : Chrissy Chaos
21:01 Give Kanye West the Mic
22:33 Be Who You Are
23:29 Samurai on the MTA
27:00 Chris’ Group Chat
31:23 Chrissy Ads
33:04 Chances of Randomly Murdered in City vs Suburbs
35:51 Kim Kardashian Governor of California?
37:21 Baby Can Take the Bus
38:38 Tim on Kanye and Kushner
39:51 Sandwich Ratio is Important
41:21 Joe Biden Gay?
43:01 Is Commercial Travel TOO safe?
46:22 Tim Dillon Getting a Tattoo?
48:54 Emotional and Prison Scars
49:46 Chucky or Chris’ Daughter?
51:44 Cigarettes over Burgers
54:51 The Real Little Mermaid got to Pick up The Baby
55:58 Yankees are Out!
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[@Tacit_Tern]

You look fantastic in a wig, bro

[@David_Lo_Pan]

Tim Dillon is right about the new little mermaid not being able to swim, though. That was all CGI.

[@Zerocool215]

Love this show. Big ups Chris. Keep it up. Tim is sick and so am I. Good stuff. Blessed be Johnny w. Philly ace rns²

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Tim Dillon is abusing the copystriking system on KZbin

[@mangorambo1557]

Chris you look like Khalyla Khun on holiday in Hawaii

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Let’s fuckin’ go baby boy!!! Watching my 2 favorite gays and Tim Dillon on a Tuesday 👏🏻👏🏻

[@louiefonseca3324]

😂

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

And let's face it. Tuesday is definitely the gayest day of the week.

[@HeyYaKnow]

💀😭

[@ptmac333]

@@CHINESE_PRIDE tuesgay

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

@@ptmac333 Cock-a-doodle doo.... a-doodle doo.... doodle doo

[@dpd0028]

I'd see the movie if Ti Ti Jerry was the little mermaid

[@ian-blum]

Disney should be so lucky

[@DrHellbilly]

The little mermaid was imprisoned by the water but transitioned herself to make herself happy and walk free... theres some similarities

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

This comment should have more likes than the movie trailer

[@larrygraham4875]

Disney wishes

[@dumpsterjedi6148]

I'd pay for that shit, they should film a spoof trailer,

[@christianscacchetti9178]

“I’m not impressed by anything anymore. Someone’s flying and I don’t even care” Tim Dillon 2022

[@thisisrabble]

Tim's propellor spinning as he proclaims, "if you act up, then you're going in the river" is PEAK Chrissy Chaos.

[@norielli12]

I have to say I love and am so proud of titijerry not involving herself with scar again and avoiding those influences around her. Nice ❤

[@jeremyw6246]

I really have to agree. As someone who moved to the other coast to get his life straight, you go TiTi Jerry.

[@DweeD1516]

Shiiiiit I'd involve myself with and have you influences around me if you get what I meannn

[@jeremyw6246]

@@DweeD1516 this is the interwebs bud. Thats probably some guy named Chuck.

[@SoBayK80]

you spoke my heart! Such love 💕

[@kiararayas2240]

Agreed

[@Patso44]

Tim as Ursula + TT Jerry as the Little mermaid + Chrissy as Sebastian = Best Disney movie in 30 years!

[@ToughLuckHaze]

22:12 “do you think you have a mental health issue?”…”huh?” the editing of that moment took me tf out😂😂🤣🤣

[@twocats2543]

Pimp’s editing is top tier

[@Antoniorubalcava]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yooooo!!! That was great

[@BloodyBobJr]

Nobody could get mad if Ti Ti Jerry was the new mermaid, I'm all for it

[@omarramos1333]

Lol

[@ejanekendig1984]

I love the way Tim watches Titi 🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberlymcgill5558]

He really enjoyed her , I loved it.

[@matthewparlato5626]

"I see real ppl with problems." 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣

[@Eblis840]

36:01 The juxtaposition of Tim twirling his little propeller hat like a cartoon pumpkin while saying Kim's going to be the next governor of California is the embodiment of absurdist and surrealist humor! 🎃

[@herbythechef7624]

Thank you for pointing that out i had a good laugh at that

[@samanthab1923]

But somewhere in all that craziness I almost believe it 😂

[@sangyedorje]

Thank you

[@JustClaribel]

This was the perfect episode to start watching the video version of the podcast.

[@nighhawknigganinja]

Haha yes it was. Chrissy cutie showing up for ya!

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

Welcome to the chaos! Kisses

[@esdeozzy]

Here for the 1st time as well

[@YoutubeKnifess]

Agreed first time as well

[@danielleinfante5086]

Venetia’s laugh is one of the best things about the podcast 😂😂

[@Mmksen289]

If you don’t think I would try to buy Chrissy a drink in that wig… you got another thing comin!

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

If you think hes not gonna a give a new meaning to the saying, " im gonna take you into deep waters" ... you gotta another thing coming!

[@jafellme3024]

You guys are some real 3 dolla bills

[@Mmksen289]

@@jafellme3024 it’s a characta piece

[@Kbwintyy]

Take it up with bloom cafe!

[@johnnie543]

The Bay Ridge boys from Laddah 14 would come see these tutes in a DIFFERENT different way!

[@doobieblaze1628]

Chris dressing up as Whitney Cummings for Halloween is epic😎✌️❤️

[@samanthab1923]

Perfect 😂

[@I87tv]

I appreciate that pfp that game was the shit fam

[@Jrodsfitness]

So happy to see Tim in the classic propeller hat

[@SosukeAizen748]

That’s truly his personality in hat form.

[@robertdesapri7926]

When Tim & Chris get together it’s always fun. They have great comedic chemistry!

[@willvr4]

Tim wearing that hat alone is hilarious.

[@jessicabodhaine6314]

Missed seeing you guys together. Y'all always have a good flow. Someone feed Tim!

[@ticaljarvis]

Timmy’s instantaneous energy peak post burrito was BEAUTiful !!

[@jesussavemylife720]

I just saw the thumbnail and bust out laughing at titi Jerry as little mermaid.. this is guaranteed a good one. And with tim Dillon as a cherry on top!

[@bishoponeye4223]

This is the best footage of a pumpkin screaming into a microphone While an octopus screams into another microphone. Someone call David Attenborough to narrate

[@barebp]

Tim should just film himself eating and talking about food. I would 11/10 watch.

[@s_a_n_e]

that edit on the mental health issue zoom in on titi was fucking mint i had to stop working and rewind because i caught it peripherally i'm fucking screaming

[@JustinWoodwardComedy]

Made me rewind too lmao

[@briannefaulkner3734]

Honestly pimps edits are great. Some are subtly hilarious

[@HeyYaKnow]

This podcast was epic, and Chrissy's costume was hilarious! Thanks Pimp!

[@teresawright4748]

Tim makes EVERYTHING better!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺

[@hoodiemelo1565]

Tim is talking and I'm hearing someone laughing, the Tim Dillon show is back

[@blahblahblah1988]

I would drop dead of relief and happiness if someone offered to fix my teeth lol. Do it Titi!! You deserve it!❤️❤️ Always love seeing Tim & Chrissy together!

[@samanthab1923]

Oh! I’m so happy! I just brought this up & was hoping for a nice Dental Practice sponsor. Love TiTi ❤️

[@brandonvalverde736]

OMG! Titi Jerry is LEGENDARY human. The moderately attractive model in the intro make so much more sense now....( just came back to comment after binging all the titi Jerry content. Legend)

[@nickg1743]

Thank Christ for Chrissy chaos and anxiety Tuesdays, made my day, the world's a horror

[@kimr2352]

Thoroughly enjoyed this. TT Jerry and TD are the duo I never knew we needed.

[@sharmacrae8107]

Anyone dressing up as Titi for Halloween costume must : A heart of gold ❤

[@sgtwurstmesser]

Chris thanks for making us neurotics with anxiety feel better. Love you all. Great episode!

[@gabrielquiroz1149]

TiTi really putting on the flirts on Tim haha gotta love it

[@thequeenofheartzzz]

I don't know what I did to deserve this treat😃 Titi Jerry, Tim Dillion and Chris😁 lemme eat this popcorn and enjoy thissssss🤪💕

[@Memo_risepodcast]

We love you guys keep up hard work don’t stop grinding we’re so proud of you three

[@TheMak3itreign]

Hahaha just what I needed to get through the work day.

[@El.HijOdelTirantes]

But why does Chris look like Whitney Cummings in that Ursula Costume!?.

[@David_Lo_Pan]

Lol

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

I can't unsee it, now 🤣 ROFL

[@davids1110]

Much love from Chicago 💎🙌🚀🚀

[@nuggetspl]

Schaumburg Impov 😂

[@GiraffeKiller]

"They just ladle one meatball into the bag." LOL.

[@beachchickensmedia]

do you believe in ghosts tim? "no i see real people with problems" 😂😂

[@Stephie7nb]

I’m just cracking up as soon as I’m watching Venetia putting you wig on!😂

[@TitttsMcGee]

Who is Venetia??

[@BrittAnarVlogs]

Yes miss ma’am TiTi has self respect periodt 💅🏽

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

🙏😭😂

[@MulTfrancis]

Hahah love Tim dillon

[@dnagel22]

I just saw your Episode on Tims's channel! I'm so happy to see TI TI!!! she looks exactly like you described her 😂😂

[@cuckleberryfinn4618]

TiTi Jerry singing “Under the C Block” would be fucking priceless

[@clevermissfox]

Golden comment!!!!

[@iarmandov2]

You know you’ve made it when you have your stylist adjusting your wig during your intro! 😂

[@kanerussell8304]

51:39 "Is there a hole in the booth?" lmaooo

[@Me-zr2xi]

My whole life The little mermaid had always been my favorite. I totally identified with Ariel. I love Ti Ti being Airel perfect Halloween for costumes for both of you. This made me so happy today! Thank you guys! 😊 ❤️‍🔥

[@H4rdcory]

I just started the podcast and I cant be more excited for this trio!!

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

Welcome to the chaos cuzzie wuzzie!

[@johnnie543]

@Fishermonk Wei Zhongxian!

[@billymac5481]

I usually listen while workin, but make no mistake, this one's a watcher!

[@monomyths]

The combination of the 5 of y’all is perfect.

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

Oh my god 😆 sorry I'm commenting like crazy. I did some of Titi's crack tonight 🤙 but last thing, dude Venetia's laugh at Chrissy's "2 cellphone" joke 😆 that got me good.

[@lukewojdylo9241]

Titi and Chris playing musical cars for the car seat is so wholesome. Reminds me of when my daughters were that age.

[@nonfictionsounds4310]

Chrissy and Timmy with TiTi going 🔥🔥⛽⛽💯💯

[@DR.B13666]

"Huh"..... oh my God. That shit had me dying

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

Hellava hard time with that wig. 😂

[@chrisdcomedy]

😂😅😅

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

@@chrisdcomedy More cosplay, babe

[@malakalhawary94]

Titi makes me smile she radiates beautiful energy. We need more Tim with Chris and titi ❤ Egypt

[@Trixmegistus]

Tim n chris need their own pod or something consistent 😂

[@fabulousw]

OMG haha I loves Ti Ti!!!! Such a good costume 🙂

[@alecbaldwin9671]

Chris you are the most hilarious comedian in the world hahah hot ursella’s octopussy 😂😂😂

[@ICUP570]

This show is so wild lmao

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

Ven adjusting the wig almost took me out! I'm WEAK from laughing!

[@nz540im3]

I feel like this is gonna be killer. I’ll wait till the weekend and have a drink to watch I think

[@ElevenDrops]

Can I just say Distefano is SLAYING 🙌

[@det.caribou7405]

Omg YASSS QUEEN

[@botdavid323]

Tim is solid as a rock the entire cast.

[@billyfrickleman3212]

Tim is on his game. Two of my favorite comics of all time together.

[@automaticwriting4220]

You must be new

[@BaldHeadedManc]

You must be jew.

[@APR944]

Hysterical 💀

[@westxranchin]

So pumped! So much potential for this episode!

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

Must watch! Lol

[@huntercarreras5821]

This is the best

[@kiararayas2240]

I love this ep. Titi and Tim. 🥰

[@Juanpa__pv]

God bless titi jerry Brought a smile to my day

[@opticalcanine]

The thumbnail saved you on this one... saw this on my podcast feed and was like "meh chrissy rambling and pretending like he didn't ruin his best opportunity with hyenas"... Then this came up in my youtube feed... Titi, Timmy, and drag chrissy? This is too good to miss. Well played sir

[@vizz_sgm7284]

“Where TFUCK is…the wrap” 😂😂😂

[@deyannaf4380]

Omgosh it is like a Jerry Springer episode/ Wendy Williams show when Scar comes up😂😂😂

[@drgreenthumber]

love how titi is feeling herself in that outfit :))

[@bridgetisjonesing5007]

Tim Dillon has a point about the fire fighter comment !!! lmao!!! Very true!

[@dejavum2685]

This is gold

[@b0bbyz]

Best episode ever!

[@JB-es3ff]

This one’s gonna be a banger

[@cormacbegley8227]

From the opening 5 seconds I know this will be CHAOS

[@Jenniferscratch]

“Wooow, the Yankees! Their out!” Hhiiilllllaarrriioouusss ending!

[@truerambler]

Timmy D the legend! Came to the most chaotic Halloween to date 😂

[@resa33]

102k views in a day, you made it buddy!!

[@Jenny_from_the_Crockpot]

Best episode yet besides the Rick Glassman ep. Keep it up babe!

[@AmirAkhlaghi]

God bless America. I can't wait to watch this!

[@MultiBluedog123]

Loved the little dr Seuss bar from Tim

[@Arockpromoter]

Purely amazing

[@BrandonBrown-wl3xy]

It's a great bond.... Something to look back on hahaha 😅 fuckin brilliant

[@jacobtb1]

this trio needs to be a thing

[@kathatzler851]

“We’re starting to get into anime it’s a little school shooter vibe”💀😭😭 mom of teen here-felt that

[@BRLambert4]

Same here.....teen boy anime fan=school shooter vibe BUT teen girl anime fan is most likely gonna have a non- binary or transgender phase . I just keep reminding myself how embarrassing those years were for us al....

[@III-vg4dp]

20:45 Levitation by intermittent fasting! XD

[@melyndadevore8624]

Love Tim and Chris and of course Ti Ti Jerry!

[@samanthab1923]

So happy! New teeth 😁

[@summerbaby21]

I love this

[@jakehawkins1300]

Much respect for getting TT some new teeth that’s s a blessing! iI would be so happy 😃

[@JG-jy7pe]

what everyones been waiting for😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Ti ti should sing part of your world on the patreon lol