UNHhhh Ep 75: "Online Dating Pt. 1" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

[@hyunjinsredlips1761]

I love how when Trixie notices that katya finds something funny she repeats it one more time to see her reaction

[@crstph]

yesss the lil “uhhhn *checks and smiles*”

[@pink_bitch_club333]

@@crstph 2:25

[@streamscientist6135]

"I went on a date, but I was online the whole time" hits different in 2020

[@laurenrose1462]

I was gonna make a comment about that lol

[@dc9067]

It'll be the same in 2050 ✌

[@kaitbarrick6571]

Spoiler alert: 2021

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

It still hits different in 2021 honey.

[@anagonyaowusu3119]

It’s 2023 and this still couldn’t be more true, lol…

[@jesykahashope]

"Unless I'm getting emphatic yeses I have a problem with everyone" I've never related to a sentence more in my life

[@allie6160]

Trixie Mattel accidentally sums up consent perfectly

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

Same

[@mandyneuville]

Lmaooo just matched with a guy on tinder with pictures of him in Italy and thought to myself "he loves to tra vell and I love to tra vell"

[@vanityplates3125]

😂😂😂😂

[@amyhendrick1408]

a month later, are you dating or what’s the tea

[@mandyneuville]

@@amyhendrick1408 wow never thought someone would ask about it! Unfortunately we spoke a little bit for a night, he stopped answering without explanation and deleted the match lmao

[@amyhendrick1408]

Mandy Neuville awh I’m so sorry, I hope you are doing better and you deserve better boo , have a great week xo

[@amyhendrick1408]

Mandy Neuville that happened to me with my best friend of 2 years, we were a thing thing for two months then he ghosted me :( I miss him haha I’m better now though

[@shaidyn8278]

Easily one of the most consistent web shows ever. From the chemistry to the improv to the editing. Y'all set so many trends.

[@AurmazlZudeh]

💚

[@frostyskeletons8950]

💙

[@chesedshalom]

❤️

[@miaunininkas]

🧡

[@carmenyanez315]

💛

[@will5877]

My favorite part of this whole episode is when Trixie makes her incoherent, indistinguishable, inaudible noises at 6:16 and the editor just goes “Marriott??”

[@quantumrace7417]

Mine is when miss taxfree motel honks at 2:54

[@auntie.histamine]

katya's bangs are so unsettling but like in a good way

[@komamangaii231]

They start up so high n end so..,,low

[@officerk1693]

Serving Mars Attacks realness

[@lennic95]

i will never forgive her for this wig

[@ellishubbard4296]

For me i think its in a bad way but i like it in a good way.

[@rileem1]

It’s what mine look like when I get straight across bangs 😭 some people’s just sit weird

[@efuii]

"Oh yeah yeah no, I went to a catholic school" *Katya in a dungeon" I died...

[@Revy408]

3:45 trixie not being comfortable saying things is the cutest thing

[@1FUCANR3ADTH1SURC00L]

And then Katya "OH IT'S OKAY cause like I remember sdbffbjfkkvv" so she doesn't feel too awkward xD that's why I love Katya, she's so damn personable

[@teags4179]

Omfg shes literally S O cute I'm in love

[@superhantendo]

Wait what did she not wana say

[@iluvkururu]

Hannah Eyre Trixie didn’t want to say how she found out about how to masturbate lol

[@marziiano1915]

" I HAEV BOIFREN"

[@Sevalithi]

Is boifner from internet???

[@smore-monster]

"I HAEV BOYFRIEN FRON INTERRNET"

[@illneverbeyourdreamgirl]

Marriott!

[@juliannah5721]

That made me think of the weird thing Trixie said once, something like "when are your birthday" or some shit lol.

[@juliannah5721]

@@mlkths that's it!!! Thank you!!!

[@aal1323]

trixie is giving me a little bianca del Rio vibe because of that hair and i love it

[@guido4044]

YES

[@MsBAAKAAA]

All she has to do is steal one of her 20 dresses that are all the same but different colors and shes full clown

[@rockarollawmn]

Or Thorgy.

[@kotosqoposrly]

We stan Trixie del Niro.

[@allenzanca3388]

But also leaning on racist jokes when live

[@DawnOfTheLastDay]

"Oh, you don't even know." "No, I don't, that's why I'm asking."

[@waddledeedeee]

ur fuckin pfp i cant

[@eliza-dp4nq]

when is this ?

[@purerussian4048]

*anyone else missing the "AND POSE, AND POSE" in the intro*

[@visitjessiechan]

me2

[@stefmanbrett91]

I thought I was the only one!

[@johnapostol1987]

I thought that was “end pose, end pose”

[@Novjuly]

Also thought it was end pose

[@tampa813thefye8]

PureRussian yasss and Katyas way too well done intricate ass hands 😭🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@Madhatter1932]

The quick dungeon background during "catholic school" bahaha

[@mikeycrunk]

Guy: Maybe we should kiss... Trixie: _Marriott??_

[@TheRedPhoneVideos]

I laughed SOO HARD

[@kasiopeeya]

I don't understand this "joke"... Can you explain?

[@nopejustnope]

Alejandro Curiel (in my Derrick Barry voice) it's not FOR you to get...

[@kasiopeeya]

@@nopejustnope The shade... The shade of it all... XDXD

[@eily_b]

@@kasiopeeya It is a mumbled "mjawhynot" the editors made to "Marriott".

[@athena_cr]

"Dorothy in the streets, Blanche in the sheets", my goodness I want that shirt.

[@yazmin4434]

5:07 when the cigarette shot out her mouth I died 😂 was not expecting that

[@jmeee]

Yazmin Stubbs I didn’t catch that at first thanks for pointing it out! 🤣🤣

[@BobbieDeming]

Yazmin Stubbs 😆 How did I not see that!? Hilarious!! 🚬

[@kithand1106]

ME TOO

[@cawrumin]

Fully me 💀💀💀

[@elcidabiera9751]

she sounds like tammie bring me to mars! lol

[@Sund00d]

“Uhh the people behind us are kissing” “Maybe we should kiss” *”Marriott”*

[@jessearnold9661]

this show is a swipe up

[@danielm5535]

Never back to front, as Trixie explained, that’s how she got pregnant.

[@victoriaportelle9171]

Super like 😁

[@anav6669]

as a Romanian, I'd like to extend my heartfelt thank you to the editors who chose to use a picture of Bucharest in the background of the Eastern European joke. I finally feel included. 😂

[@damianmroczny]

aia ziccc perioddd!!

[@someguywithanemail9140]

we love to ᏆᏒᎪ ᏉᎬᏞᏞ

[@joreed6313]

Some Guy With An Email how dare you use tsalagi in this manner

[@playmatexbarbie]

Travie MaVell

[@ItsAGundam]

I was scratching the black dot on my screen till i realized it was just a dot behind katya... I was losing my fucking mind for a hot minute there.

[@angelinao3916]

now i have to rewatch the whole video to find it

[@snailmucus9380]

@@angelinao3916 did you find it?

[@angelinao3916]

@@snailmucus9380 i dont remember i dont think so

[@snailmucus9380]

@@angelinao3916 4:10, it’s like in between them near the bottom

[@angelinao3916]

@@snailmucus9380 ohhh thanks i see it now

[@NotaBizarreJoJo]

Trixie looks like a Starburst Lemon personified.

[@terrancejordan2196]

Hi, I'm a lemon Starburst come to life, Trixie Mattel

[@shrimpies799]

Idek what that is but it sounds right

[@smore-monster]

Her wig looks like a Batch of Cinnamon Rolls

[@BlinkyB23]

Red flag: when they ONLY have tra vell photos and everything on their profile is only about tra vell. Tra vell is nice but not a personality.

[@xVixenx]

Felt this spiritually

[@xVixenx]

Same with people who only have gym selfies

[@pordondeandatomi]

OR you just love tra velling and your best personal photos are from your tra vells. Don't hate on my tra velling pictures, Karoline.

[@drugbuddy665]

there's a point where it's obviously just a brag about being wealthy enough to travel lol

[@zombiesdie644]

welcom to the stage: Tra Vell

[@Dominic-gv2yd]

who the hell does Gwenyth Paltrow think she is?

[@Khaled-wp3vb]

can someone please tell me what's up with that please what did she do/say please please i have leukaemia i don't have that much time please

[@jonathansports1036]

Khaled There's a bunch of stuff honestly. First of all, a lot of people think she's crazy because of her "lifestyle brand" called "Goop," and they sell all kinds of wacky crap on there that are basically just snake oils that don't do the thing they claim to do, if they do anything at all. Second, I think the thing that so many people are genuinely mad about is that she is so privileged and removed from reality that she ends up saying stuff without thinking about her position and situation. Like she's gotten to a point where she can't fathom someone not being able to afford something that she can just buy on a whim and still have plenty of money left over.

[@hbhtcr5707]

Khaled 😳

[@aidanquinlan3446]

@@jonathansports1036 isn't she the one with the coochie candle

[@alexborn7142]

She’s annoying and no one should pay her any attention

[@lottiboombalotti6566]

Katya: "How do you think I found this person? Foraging for mushrooms in the forest?" Me, a cottagecore lesbian: "they've found our secret dating system"

[@journalofalongpause]

this is the meetcute of the webcomic Spidersilk

[@aaroncade1136]

2:54 did... did trixie make that sound..?

[@xlillideadx]

Aaron Cade yeah😂

[@KittyNyce]

Hahahah I replayed it over and over again hagahah

[@alexdsa16]

The country came out of her

[@robsparks8231]

Yes 😂 her laughhhhh

[@ishtandasa]

Aaron Cade I rewatched that 5 times lol

[@MelissaMermaid924]

“He RSVP’d in the negative” 😂😂😂

[@Lea-uy5gi]

“before 7th grade” “so 6th grade”

[@ErraticConduct]

4:26 Who the hell does Gwyneth Paltrow think she is? I almost choked on my gum.

[@smilely1]

It's a valid question lol 😂😁

[@heinzhillenhagen4704]

i'm only 30 seconds in and waiting for Katyas bangs reveal

[@johnapostol1987]

Bicth same 😂

[@LetsChatGrace]

2:17 katya is me when someone touches me WOW LIFE IMITATES ART

[@Phaisalasiri]

I have boyfriend from internet

[@umok5091]

Oof

[@marionzemel3933]

Yeah ok

[@ErraticConduct]

Same. His name is Katy Perry. He's super famous, maybe you've heard his songs?

[@smore-monster]

4:15

[@ppbandit8832]

6:19 "I sat on his side of the booth with him, which if you're a bottom, is like going to second base" RELATABLE CONTENT

[@joaogabriel63]

Trixie: “Are you a kitten for adoption?” Katya: “well...”

[@Dandelion4048]

*Up until this day i still can't figure out if Katya's going to say "absolutely" or "absolutely not" bcuz that's how unpredictable she is HAHAHA.*

[@WattsTheSafeword]

BUT KATYA!!! What do we do with all that extra skin?!?

[@blacksailorscout1329]

take a well-deserved mental break and get a bunch of tattoos 👌🏾

[@sakaya9878]

Watts The Safeword OH MY GOD! I LOVE YOU GUYS! You’re my new favorite channel! I am a muslim girl, virgin and terrified of any sort of physical or emotional intimacy and your videos are so fucking therapeutic and educational. Thank you very much!

[@preciousofcourse]

you're always so quick to comment! we love an up to date king

[@barbarapugh5662]

Get a stapler and create a Deadpool style utility belt ...???

[@ViolentMuffin]

You wrap it around your ding-a-ling and master-bate! (I think it was in one of the previous episodes). xD

[@magacaceres7543]

I love that katya is touching trixie all the time, but when trixie touches her she is like “bitch dont touche me”

[@fernandohgfg6847]

I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING GAY

[@triumphantsound]

"I dont wanna talk about anything gay."

[@HughMiller98]

Me when I want to talk to new people about the hot guy at the bar

[@trishadelasalas8955]

AND TRIXIE'S LAUGH THAT CAME AFTER THAT

[@emrey5745]

can someone make a gif out of this PLEASE

[@adambell8258]

😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferstemler3277]

After my abusive ex yells at me because we have a daughter and have to stay in contact and I cry. I pull myself together and put on one of your videos, From the bottom of my heart thank you🙏🏻

[@Feliciatanktop]

Are you okay? Do you need help?

[@ursamajor6814]

It's been a year and I hope you're not longer in contact with your abusive ex. But if you are- honestly, for your kid, it's better to have no contact with a dirtbag abusive person like that. As someone who has experience (grew up being abused by my father), getting far away from anyone who's abusive is the best and safest option for all involved. A kid needs a stable parent.

[@KN-hg2nv]

I agree with the person above. Ntm if he is abusive towards you he can be abusive towards the kid too. Think about both yourself and your child.

[@mintminari]

the only dating site I use is christian mingle

[@familyfriendlypgclean7725]

Doctor Bitchcraft 😂😂😂😂😂

[@isabellamills238]

Is your name Christian?

[@SingularityDan]

Doctor Bitchcraft, I love that name

[@jbshiva865]

Is there an Antichristian Mingle? I could get into that.

[@TheCaliMack]

I remember finding a guy there and when he found out I was a guy, he started talking to me about meeting Jesus. Meanwhile his dick pic is still in that convo we had online.

[@CosmicSpeck]

Words can not express how much I love this show and how difficult it is to wait for a new episooooooode

[@andysimmons1842]

Trixie is getting better at not interrupting Katya! I'm proud of her!

[@Omgezers]

“Marriot” 😂😂😂😂 that gets me every time

[@leahhaworth6616]

"Unless I'm getting emphatic yes's, I have a problem with everyone." - So relatable

[@Spirits-n-Giggles]

I literally have "I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future" on my profile on okcupid, and that's how I know if the person talks to me reads my fucking profile or not if I get a positive/negative response from it.

[@lifemakesmerofl]

The sound that comes out of Trixie’s mouth at 2:55 has be rolling. I’ve literally played that part over 20 times

[@visitjessiechan]

this needs to be a ringtone or something

[@ashleyswan5587]

Trixie is just gorgeous Totally toot, The dress TOOT the jewelry TOOT the makeup TOOT everything amazing

[@rachelprice324]

Trixie really coming for Bianca del río in this outfit

[@adamthevirgo9297]

Bianca del who?

[@alaysiasanders7814]

longbeacher Bianca del where?

[@hollybrunton]

Alaysia Sanders bianca del when?

[@joshuakim6330]

je m'en fous bianca del how?

[@beccak1807]

Joshua Kim Bianca del what?

[@LindsayCatherine]

Okay, theory. Only LISTEN to each episode of Unhhh FIRST THEN watch to see all the editing Double the content?

[@YourMajesty143]

That's not a theory, that's a dosage recommendation. And a f@#king good one, bish.

[@moniquemills1927]

Who the hell does Gwyneth Paltrow think she is is a MOOD

[@isabellamills238]

Hello, is it really you?

[@moniquemills1927]

Hahahahahah I'm snorting hello cousin we meet again

[@isabellamills238]

@@moniquemills1927 Haha, yes we do! Trixie and Katya bringing families together since 2016.

[@rochoa7408]

Monique Mills exactly. I mean she had the audacity to say that she made yoga famous. I am over her.

[@glittergrasshopper1144]

@@rochoa7408 she has the audacity to have an oscar

[@rhiannonc809]

OMG I love when Katya references "Catholic School" LMAO 😂😂😂 the dungeon and torches..😂😂😂

[@Chantellejaggjagg]

Katya’s teeth are brighter than my future

[@ViolentMuffin]

Maybe you don't win at life but you won this comment section. xD

[@HugeniaCooney]

Tilly Wadsworth and my...teeth

[@hagfish_]

6:38 A CROSS DRESSING HOOKER HO? ABSOLUTELY NOT This is the best thing ever said anywhere by anyone

[@itsyoshinori8645]

2:19 lmao Katya looked so disgusted when Trixie touched her

[@louisebelcher9938]

she don't like when people touch her

[@blahhdittyblahh]

Lmao I loved that part too

[@BobbieDeming]

all tea all shade Katya cracks me up how she hates to be touched, but usually she can’t keep her hands off Trixie 😆

[@pauliegarcia5082]

Trixie doesn’t like to be touched

[@KeiondraJohnson]

Right. Such a mood. I instinctively have the same reaction

[@sierra_2016]

3:04 my catholic school loved to celebrate SAINT Valentine’s Day

[@del_paco.64]

Is nobody going to clock Trixie's iconic duck laugh at 2:55?

[@cherryman]

it's so cute

[@annajulianogueira4189]

I hate that this is the only information we have about trixie's boyfriend

[@lukassoto3483]

Not anymore! He’s usually behind the camera in her KZbin videos and Trixie and Katya interviewed him on their podcast The Bald and The Beautiful that is also available on Trixie’s KZbin channel! They’ve been together for four years now!

[@liznolan391]

@Cotea Stefan Bogdan three bald men something something with David silver

[@matchamartin]

IM GAGGING! THE NEW EPISODE

[@luistertulino4274]

Did anyone else clocked at 1:05 that roll of gum at the table that they made fun of in the previous episode?

[@boranovich]

I AM LIVING FOR KATYA HER HAIR TODAY gurllll they be slayin as always okurrr

[@Chicacretina]

Katya always gives me sandra Bullock fantasy... am I the only one?

[@glaexur8980]

oh Ron, I like how you put the profile thing at the end so most people wouldnt watch it but you were so handsome in that first picture!

[@tommyg9283]

I’m actually blown away by how hilarious and entertaining these videos are!!! Keep up the good work it’s brilliant.

[@kingc1468]

"I gotta talk to you about something GAY" *pauses the video, sips tea and continues*

[@kdalling133]

2:48 trixies laugh ohmygod

[@bodyslammeparkjimin7120]

One could say this is A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships.

[@Mia-wf4dk]

Body slam me Park Jimin It's Not Living (If It's Not With UNHhhh)

[@arteraxia]

Omg hell yeah

[@vivharker937]

"How do you think I found the person?! Foraging for fucking mushrooms in the forest" Oh my god, I literally met my new guy when we were both foraging elderberries this year hahaha

[@jacobanciso6695]

"Marriot"

[@melissaschwalk2576]

Most underrated edit.

[@MariaGonzalez-xw3eq]

0:40 Katya's tongue pops always give me life

[@michellemmanese_]

i'm sorry i have yet to move past Lisa's Lobes HAHAHAHA

[@erinmoore9681]

5:56 watched this part no less than 4 times 😂🗯gagged

[@IconiqueBloomie]

SAME

[@MelissaAnn420]

I feel like these two are falling in love all over again.

[@WRENWILLIAMS0]

MelissaAnn420 AWWW thats such a cute thing to say. i think youre totally right

[@scorpionqueen11]

I feel the opposite! I can feel where they may be rekindling but it feels a tad awkward or deflated. I have no idea about their personal lives and relationship to each other, but to me it feels like trixie is trying to brefriend katya again, feeling she may have mistreated her in some way(s); and katya feels standoffish and less enthused, for various reasons (maybe with trixie and katya's recent personal battles). I'm happy they are together again, though. I hope it feels genuine again soon!

[@MelissaAnn420]

Marian Elesha I was thinking the same thing for the first couple of episodes, but this one plus part two that just came out on WOW they really seem to be getting back in sync with each other. Obviously I have no idea what’s really going on, I just love them terribly and hope they are both happy.

[@Ahmad-by3kw]

@@scorpionqueen11 can someone spill the tea about thier battles? Are we sure they have had a feud?

[@Ahmad-by3kw]

@@scorpionqueen11 btw I do agree with you.. The new unhhhh episodes feel kinda weird..like missing something.. However when they ruveled the all stars 4 cast with detox, the chemistry was amazing..better than ever.. And I think that show is the very latest

[@irisiulia]

i am the biggest bottom bc "sitting on his side of the booth" got me flustered AAHASDJHJ

[@ayame97va]

Bucuresti, Romania in the background at 4:15 ! My home country! I'm shook!

[@brs7370]

Ingrid Vasiliu im too

[@ehecatlruiz349]

"I sat on his side of the booth with him, which if you are a bottom is like second base" - 6:19 Soooooo true!

[@Red.Rabbit.]

MARRIOTT?? IM DEAD

[@MitchellWiggs]

Ron sort of looks like Jeff Lewis' boyfriend Gage

[@raspberrylicious76]

Am I the only one that misses "and pose and pose and pose" at the beginning

[@judithann7193]

Not at all. I hear it in my head.

[@zag285]

It's so cool to see trixie and katya on youtube rewind even tho it was just a moment. xP

[@visitjessiechan]

A piece of me died when Trixie talked about her 2 year steady boyfriend. sigh

[@tjsquibbofficial]

The moment where Trixie is mumbling and says 'Marriott' GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME. WHY IS IT SO FUNNY?!

[@GeloOcampo]

Trixie's wig lookin like Laganja's macrame pot holder from season 6 evolved And Katya's wig looking like she's sitting on more than 5 and a half secrets... *wink*

[@sydneydietrich]

I feel like I can better sense when Katya's "Absoultely" will be followed by a "Not" than Trixie can. Anyway. Love this biological skinny legend and her metabolically blessed lady friend.

[@erikad0511]

This 1 was extra f*ckin funny. I like Trixie's new accent 🤣

[@sokrusound]

Oh, I love Trixie's hair, the scarf and the whole aesthetics! Like a 60's-style-on-modern-time aunt who lives with her gilfriend and 6 cats (maine coons and a siamese).

[@MiraLove]

Katya looks like her girlfriend who adopted the siamese, and does velvet paintings of all of them.

[@stinealbrechtsen9650]

I have to ask: Trixie, at 2:55, WTF was that sound you made??!!! It floors me so hard.

[@Palpatine4Senate]

I just love how Katya reacts every time Trixie touches her. Cracks me up so much!

[@MichaelLyons8]

*Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova* *But Your Dad* *Just Calls Me* *Katya*

[@ChristopherWilliams-jt8uv]

Always keeps you coming back for more

[@familyfriendlypgclean7725]

Michael Lyons I was literally thinking of that😂😂😂 KATYAAAAAA

[@MelissaAnn420]

Poutinigal Fabulous so bitch let me show you the door

[@hermesito1708]

im a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress

[@grandpa.smacker]

THATS A RASH not a herpes sore

[@MrSpaghettitoast]

2:30 gets me SO much and then I’m still recovering when we hit 2:55 with that blessing of a noise from Madam Tracey herself and now I’m wheezing ……. Love these women so much xoxo

[@LuJo-se4dc]

This came out 15 mins before my first online date

[@lizzyc2549]

Watch this with your date. If they don't like it, you know they aren't the one

[@clusterfawk]

Good luck be safe sweetheart!!! Hope it goes great

[@rogerinaissupreme9456]

GOOD LUCK!

[@charliesrib6548]

Make sure to flush

[@francesvonstackelberg4070]

and? how is it? :D

[@Farre56]

2:54 THAT LAUGH TRIXIEEEEE WHATTTT

[@edward3591]

FINALLY we get to see the intro outfits.

[@s_napps]

“Unless I’m getting emphatic yesses, I have a problem with everyone” Tracy Martel 2018

[@mari_illusions]

Those bangs were a choice

[@DanielLawsonOfficial]

Alessandra Eve choices

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

A perfect one.

[@syntheticmescaline]

a good choice

[@christopher.a.b9594]

Katyas new brows just cured my clinical depression. Thanks mother ❤

[@valerieemerson3956]

Trixie looks really good in yellow... Also have you seen her in red. She looks GREAT in red

[@creamoftomatosoup]

The editing.... THE EDITING>>>>!!!!

[@angelicdexter]

When the Bucharest gig came up, I died

[@samuelreyes1689]

The cigarette that comes out of Katyas mouth when she coughs at 5:06 I’m fucking DEAD 😂😂😂😂