Really Weird Obsessions (with Brooke Averick)

[@unhinged]

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[@olivia.3232]

I’m a simple woman I see Brooke I click play

[@jcolledge88]

Baja California isn't California 😂🤦‍♀️

[@ashleywalker8356]

I NEVER EXPECTED THIS COLLAB. FEELING ECSTATIC

[@ninaversluis4242]

SAME I GASPED!!!!

[@kat2025]

SAME 😭

[@Ashley-rk6lv]

SAME!!! THE MOST PLEASANT SURPRISE

[@maddiemccarty8661]

YESS

[@positivvvibes3857]

"Math should never be timed." "Oh yeah, math is definitely like a leisurely activity" 😂

[@ambrdole5246]

I think the trajectory of my life has been forever changed and I haven't even watched this ep yet. Two of my FAVORITE internet people in the same room, this wasn't even on my radar. How was I to prepare for this???? Bravo team, you have out done yourself !!!!!!!!!!!

[@danikrywulak]

THIS COLLAB IS EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED

[@elizavetakozlova30]

i’m addicted to this collab

[@sashasanchez2187]

A 3rd dose of Brooke this week!?! I'm living

[@trip2uranus]

Literally cannot get enough of her

[@maddieschmidt1521]

*the crowd chants* BROOKE BROOKE BROOKE BROOKE

[@Aveheb]

Chris plz start adding photos

[@janis1034]

I second this.

[@emmaslaven]

i third this

[@lulapaloozi]

i hope you know i'm counting on the drew, brittany, connor, brooke, and chris caravan

[@candymiranda8249]

As someone who lives in Baja California, Mexico I cant wait to be the on new Taco Bell menu

[@andreapennington_]

This collab is giving me chills😭

[@hunkyolive]

Did not expect this but will be completely entertained the entire time!! love you brooke!! Slaying the podcasting game rn

[@haileyjoan]

BEST COLLAB BEST COLLAB BEST COLLAB WHAAAAT

[@lilliannemith3163]

crossover of the century omggggg

[@Cashhhhew]

I’m addicted to these young attractive people

[@hailiebaker6923]

This was such a delightful surprise. Two of my fav podcasters in one ❤❤❤

[@hayleyyniguez]

FEELING SO SEEN HAVING MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE IN ONE PODCAST

[@burtney__]

Me starting to watch this on my lunch break as an ultrasound tech 😂

[@kinseyweisensteiner73]

I’m addicted to Brooke! And Chris is hilarious and personable so I need a podcast with you two daily

[@Aveheb]

My mom wore heels every single day of my life growing up. One day I asked her why, because obviously they get uncomfortable (this was the time of the stiletto heel every day), and she said in case anybody tried to take me she could easily blind them

[@macieh8071]

hungover and coming back from therapy and just yelled “THANK GOD” when i saw this.

[@jaikooy28]

so happy about this collab

[@cheyannelynn]

35:26 is no one screaming at the DIG DEEPER pun?! You guys are gross. I love it. They didn’t even know what they did there

[@madisonjolie1224]

I need you on canceled or justtrish 😭

[@nataliemoore2723]

I didn’t realize how bad I needed this

[@applecider_59]

oh i am just addicted to these two !!

[@liapania]

truly want to steal that egg vase every time i watch one of these 😩 also love the collab

[@girlboss8299]

Stop I haven’t even watched yet but I am so excited

[@nikkistroup3522]

I’ve never clicked a notification so fast

[@katie2123]

OMG BEST UNEXPECTED COLLAB EVER 💕💕💕💕💕

[@carolinecorson8399]

STOOOOOPP IM DEAD IM THE DAWN ONE 😭😭😭😭ITS A CASUAL OBSESSION I SWEAR

[@missy9967]

OH MY GOD THE DUO I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED I AM SO .. OBSESSED.. !!!!

[@baileycollins9794]

I NEEDED THIS COLLAB THANK YOU

[@sonchorizos9106]

OMFG THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEEE

[@leightont9647]

The mic stand is insane but I loveeee this set Chris

[@tylerlind895]

First- I think I remember Chris himself doing a “what my tattoos mean video” . And second- sudoku isn’t math, it just requires you to be able to count to 9. Loved this video with Brooke!

[@Luketc7]

Brooke looking absolutely stunning per usual

[@deeeshaady1196]

Okay so I am currently getting a tattoo removed and yes it’s painful but luckily mine is small so I just hold my breath during the 30 seconds lol but yes, it does take almost 2 years to fully fade because it depends how deep the ink went and how your body reacts to the lazer. I’m on my 8th session and it is looking waaaaay lighter, part of it is even gone. It does hurt for a few days after the session but you just have to add aquafor. Same as when you are healing a new tattoo.

[@Peepee4brain]

This was so cuuuuuuute

[@erinwestrick4393]

I needed this

[@idfkcami]

MY FAVSSSS !!!!! & as a new jersey girl currently living in philly, im a few minutes in and i already feel seen and appreciated and encouraged 🫶🏼 east coast roots forever babyyyy

[@elizabethd26]

Excellent collab

[@janis1034]

Love the pimple popping journey we all took together. Thanks for that 🙏

[@jackiealaniz3097]

You can definitely walk across into Mexico. I grew up in a city that is "on the border by the sea". The university I attended was 5 minutes away walking distance. Too much fun.

[@erissacota2439]

STOP I AM AN ADULT AND I AM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH MINI BRANDS THEYRE SO CUTE AND FUN

[@87holdfast]

I just went down a Debby Ryan wormhole…..thank you. ❤ haha

[@KandiNBeyond]

I needed to say, Chris, luv your stuff so much, No shame in buying minis! Get the *Make it- Minis* - Super fun

[@mollyr4402]

Love Brooke sooo much

[@deannasoulpunk]

That is absolutely how tattoo removal works! You're not being scammed

[@flairmargi]

unhinged obsessions start now!!!

[@oliviarose7779]

ICONIC COLLAB

[@torihawkins7100]

WOAH SUCH AN UNEXPECTED COLLAB MY 2 FAVS WTF!!!!🥹😭screaming & throwing up

[@fernandav.6091]

Baja California is the state and Mexico is the country 😊 (example: California, USA ) Places like Ensenada and Tijuana are cities. Hope that clears up any confusion! Love the pod!💕

[@vialikescats]

BROOOKE BABBYYY

[@hannaisbananas]

I’ve been addicted to Chris since I was a teenager & just became addicted with Brooke when BNCMAP was created, i never thought these two addictions of mine would collide

[@nicolelavigna7237]

Oh I’m soooo excited

[@mytearsarepurple]

NEVER EXPECTED THIS DUO HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YALL WERE FRIENDS

[@unhinged]

I LOOOOOVE BROOKE!!!

[@emrouo3537]

MISS LADY EFFRON!!!!

[@LVID22]

Tattoo removal tip number one. Go to a cosmetic clinic or dermatologist. Do not go to tattoo removal clinics or tattoo shops they rip you off and ruin your skin. My sister had the same experience where her tattoo was still the same 5 sessions in. She switched from the tattoo shop to a cosmetic clinic and in the first session her tattoo started fading. I visited the same cosmetic clinic and my tattoo twice the size of her is almost gone in 4 sessions. For reference our tattoos were even done by the same artist within the same year.

[@connorweyer8643]

brooke, queen, that line work shouldn't take more than 3 sessions. I had something similar removed in line size, was almost fully gone after 1 session!

[@cherrybombb_]

I LOVEE Brooke and this collab!!!

[@taterkat]

lol I work in a dermatology office and yes 10 times is about right for tattoo removal 🥴

[@lilypichon8221]

The copperstone sunscreen smell 😭😭😭😭😭 soooo good OMF

[@paigecastilyn8129]

GIRL IM LITERALLY WATCHING THIS WITH MY PICKY PAD IN FRONT OF ME

[@nahimgood4]

Unfortunately, I’m obsessed with these two together.

[@BeccaPatches]

39:30 Chris, you’re literally 30. Why did you call yourself late 20’s lmaoo

[@megankennedy7024]

he later mentions that it was a couple of years ago, 40:58 so he would have been late 20’s 😅☺️

[@Greutter1999]

Baja California translates to under California. A little confusing but yea it would make sense that a town in Mexico would be called that.

[@kyoutube3775]

Love you chris

[@ashleekoehler4514]

Karma is a jerk friend to Sara!! Sara literally told her she was crushing on Claire 😂 I think anyone would believe Karma is in fact the asshole in that situation

[@desia1868]

Only reason I knew the fun fact of NYTimes word puzzles get more difficult through the week is because of the movie “All About Steve” with Sandra Bullock

[@gracelouise9547]

This is perfect

[@alyssap3590]

i genuinely think you two would be the best of friends i love you both

[@haileyrivera2948]

Two worlds collide

[@witchofthewilds4705]

Why is this the most relatable shit I’ve ever heard? Lmfao

[@amnesiahaze1914]

As a ex preschool teacher, we really teach everything and nothing all at once 😅

[@marynh5673]

OMGGG CHRIS I NEVER NEW U WERE FROM NEWARK!! ME 2 BESTIE SMALL TOWN

[@KingsleighVon]

I did 1 yr laser on my upper back- 3rd degree burns the whole time but post healing, it was able to be covered by a rad owl. I still like the owl 10 yrs later so laser must’ve improved since.

[@rileybrown1487]

i loveeeeeee brooke

[@Sunshineforyou94]

As a person who does ultrasounds for a living your interaction with the sonographer is very typical for most patients. I showed my coworker and we both laughed so hard. And PSA: we hear "is it a boy or a girl" 10 times a day. So it is no longer funny 🤣

[@ninaversluis4242]

YYYYAAAAAASSSS RU KIDDIN ME

[@mariamylena5481]

Tapping in to let u know, I got a tattoo removed in a similar spot. Hurt like a biotch. It’s gone tho! I only did 7 sessions and it faded as time went on even after I stopped. It was a similar outline type tattoo but I did see fading after the second session or maybe third. It did get so red and inflamed and hideous for dayssss after the treatment.

[@swimmachica]

In socal you can easily take an a Uber or bud across the boarder with entry points in San Diego :)

[@mcastro145]

not being scammed....tattoo removal def takes a few years. i've had a year of sessions and it's not close to being gone. yes, the pain is UNGODLY! i paid upfront too. i think this is just how it goes.

[@krystinmcfalls8222]

Chris i just got an ultrasound yesterday 😂😂I’m not pregnant either 💅💅

[@jbnks1995]

excellent collaboration. picasso.

[@mariatahe13]

Btw tiktok shop is only in the USA, we don’t have that in Europe so tiktok is still good here and I feel so bad for you guys every time I hear about that god forsaken shop and the amount of ads as well 😭

[@katkit5600]

That face in the back freaks me out every time. Why does it kinda look like Andrew?!

[@kerirek]

y'all were killing me with not knowing what baja california was, somebody please open a map 😭

[@ninaversluis4242]

AAAAAHHHH MY LOVES

[@Aveheb]

People love mini brands but when I was like 19-20 I got into Disney doorables… I need to collect them all. I got up to like 300 and they would just end up in gallon ziplock bags bc wtf am I suppose to do with those ???? (I ended up donating them to a daycare haha) so much money down the drain but it was worth it for those 3 minutes of serotonin

[@jen7916]

Brooke looks just like my cousin…you also is an east coast girl 😊

[@jordenpick1854]

prayers answered

[@laurasaucier7482]

Hmm. I've (obviously) never eaten a froot-loop and ham sandwich, but maybe it makes sense in the context of like, people bake ham with pineapple and cherries? Also totally confused how y'all agree that a ham and jam sandwich makes more sense? Like ... grape and ham? I dunno!

[@peytonr2468]

ham and jam is kind of along the same lines of turkey and cranberry sauce

[@laurasaucier7482]

@@peytonr2468 Woah you're so right, I totally forgot that is a thing!

[@julialarsen9637]

I CAN NOTTTT with the pimple obsession im sorryyy hellllll noooo😫

[@burtney__]

Pickles in ranch on purpose, yes

[@isla4733]

as a canadian im happy to hear tiktok shop ruined tiktok as we dont have it.

[@yani4645]

Guys yeah of course there’s a line to cross the border, but that still counts as walking/driving across the border

[@alli9300]

Omg girl im 27 and I love mini brands lmfao I have a V8 one that’s worth like 50 bucks 😂