I Crashed a Stranger’s First Date

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Blazer-on and blazed up, Chris dives back into the Unhinged phone lines, spills about some salacious voicemails, gives Unhinged citizens a call back, discovers secret siblings and long-lost moms, unpacks pity s*x, wonders about the s*x appeal of Wonderwall, cringes about punching holes in the wall, discusses family vs. father issues, hears about all things horseback riding, helps a caller find her lesbian lover, joins someone on their first date in rural New Hampshire, learns about being wrongfully fired, finds out his family blocked an Unhinged Citizen on Instagram, and checks-in with his Mom on Memorial Day weekend.
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[@unhinged]

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[@annawilson6663]

Ur mom just ignoring u is the funniest shit 😂😂😂

[@ashleekoehler4514]

Omg when she kept just listing who she was following I was literally dying laughing bc it’s such a mom thing to do 😂😂😂

[@Blackbeautyforever]

"So anyway my hot author" is sendinggg me lmao 😂

[@Gabbythemisfit]

Well I don’t know why people are complaining about the new format I love it!

[@pandamainiak2895]

Literally same lol omg mama kremlins is a riot 😂😂😂

[@englishbreakfasttealatte]

your mom simply ignoring you SCREAMING mom at her is SENDING me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she's such a gem of a human 💗

[@fiveshotespresso]

LMFAO Your Mom just straight up ignoring you and reading through her instagram is fucking hilarious!

[@chrisklemens]

she is unreal....

[@gay4jade]

pls do not bring out the n word LMAOOO

[@sisilynn3956]

this had me screaming

[@alyssawssinging4039]

😭💀

[@unhinged]

would never

[@havenprizmich9217]

When that girl said she has an expensive hobby I just KNEW she was gonna say horses

[@havenprizmich9217]

I swear I used to have her life

[@MelissaMasters]

Now when I’m crying, I’m just going to say that I’m “cleaning my eyelashes” 😂

[@salidge]

I always got "well we never hit you" from my manipulative narcissistic parents when trying to stand up for myself and their behaviour. It literally felt like I was the adult and they were the kids.

[@Me-dj2sz]

i said “YES YOU DID THOOO” lmao

[@lavenderoh]

​@@Me-dj2sz"oh please, spanking isn't hitting and you deserved it" at least in my house. That's how that went.

[@hdog4474]

I love that the calls are “live” even if they’re only live for you. I like pretending I’m in the studio audience of the CK Show 🤩

[@Imtrying_girl]

“You didn’t realize his pictures were up close?” KILLED ME 💀💀💀

[@mariamylena5481]

I need to speak with the first caller we have too many things in common lmao

[@jaellana8853]

were all sisters

[@emily.7777]

and i will pray for you both

[@BiancaRose420]

Same though 😂

[@supercozemusic]

Same

[@supercozemusic]

@@jaellana8853hey sis

[@Sommerxo]

48:00 The way your mom kept going after you told her she was on the podcast. No hesitation 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maddiexsaurus]

the short arms story is absolutely killing me rn lmaoooo

[@babykiwi777]

This is literally the funniest episode lmfaoo

[@unhinged]

thank youuuu :')

[@megantiffany]

The Italian bit KILLED ME bc my grandma told me I was Italian as a kid and I GRASPED to that and told everyone I was Italian and that’s why I loved Italian food (ihm) then to find out 26 years later by my dad, “We’re literally just Irish.”

[@ellismith2745]

i have not laughed this hard in a long time, your mom reading her following list is the best omg

[@renee1225]

28:56 his whole career flashed before his very eyes

[@shannykush]

“I showed up and he started playing his music” 😂😂😂

[@kayahopkins1700]

im in tears writing this bc Chris's mom was the best call this show, I'm gunna pee!!! Start to finish she is hilarious!!!

[@sarahwbs]

"I showed up and he started playing his music." 💀💀💀

[@hdog4474]

Chris’s mom reading off all 69 IG follows 🤣

[@HaleySeibold]

I LOVE the phone calls and new format. It just feels more realistic! I am obsessed!!

[@gracenelson2135]

Chris this is totally your thing!!!! Killing the podcast ❤ I love this new live caller thing.

[@unhinged]

thank youuuu

[@xxshorty816]

Angela is a goddamn national treasure and needs to be protected 👏🏼 at 👏🏼all 👏🏼costs. And we absolutely need a follow-up call about how the first date went!!

[@leine6602]

This is the best format for you ever and it actually makes a ton of sense because you thrive doing man on the street and then the live show “crowd work” thing so like yeah this is an incredibly natural progression and I’m obsessed.

[@Asande]

Omg I love your mom😂😂😂 She's such a mom ignoring you and going on 😂

[@Ewdf21]

laughing out loud at the whole short arms call hahahahaha

[@Juiciverse]

Everything about that last phone call was hilarious ❤ “umm mom” “no I just thought it’d be funny”

[@madelync98]

This format for the pod was a legendary start of an era ⭐️

[@ambikafulton]

“i was gonna bring out the n word” literally sent me

[@kaylaashley6105]

Hi, I’m from NH! Just because they can fire you for any reason, does not mean they don’t have to follow rules to properly let you go if you didn’t break any company policy. You can file for unemployment and will 100% be compensated by them until you find a new job. Good luck! 38:37

[@anthonycedillo9982]

Chris I think your calling is interacting more with your audience! Truly one of the most engaging, entertaining episodes ever. Hope there’s more of these in the future .

[@aleceaanderson9675]

Not even 10 minutes in and its TRAGIC

[@unhinged]

good tragic or bad tragic

[@aleceaanderson9675]

@@unhingedEqually both

[@cassidybrewer]

I love that you left in the segment with your mother 😂😂

[@sisilynn3956]

ITS MEEEEE i am looking for the lesbian lover thank u chris i actually have like 40 dms rn

[@Stephaniemickle]

HAPPY PRIDE 🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@faithlessthewondergirl]

i’m literally crying at this whole episode😭

[@SamanthaMichelleP]

Chris talking about his dad in the past tense is the best subtle dis🫶🏼

[@cheefgreenleef]

Hi Chris and fellow Klementines! This podcast really hit different for me this week. I just finished my first 7 days on Wellbutrin and damn. It's a rollercoaster getting adjusted. Somehow this episode felt grounding for me. I think it's the feeling of camaderie, listening to other unhinged voices and stories. Like this is some kind of deranged "Ask Delilah"😂 I love your new level of unhinged with the format you chose. You really are baiting me to sub on Patreon. I can't wait to see other happenings you have coming up!❤

[@Wavves94]

I think that the calls really entertain Chris and that he's making genuine connections ❤

[@PaigePlates]

I love the new format😂😂😂

[@supercozemusic]

I felt so healed hearing her talk abt this after also finding a sister on ig and our dad having a bunch of different families 😂😭

[@supercozemusic]

I thought I was Swedish but I’m Irish and Mexican 😂

[@peytonsturdivant8392]

Chris, I love your mom, let her read her lil following list

[@DreamyMargie]

Your mom is the sweetest I can’t 😭😭😭

[@cassidyburch6925]

i love the new format. personally i’ve never really listened before because i dont lovee single person podcasts, so this is everything to me. i’m sorry you’re getting hate or whatever but you are still getting new viewers at least ❤️

[@miadimic8175]

Enjoy you memories is brutal Chris hahahah stopp

[@amberalexander597]

love love love the new format. always looking forward to your podcasts!!

[@sierragroft5721]

Loving this new format!

[@avastuglin1913]

i have been LOVING the episodes lately!!! i listen at work and they get me thru🤭thank you chris!!!

[@EquineUnityOregon]

Chris I love this new segment I love hearing the calls and you reacting to them it’s great ❤

[@MantisMama]

It’s almost 3am and I am going to wake up the whole house because how funny your mom is

[@fishhugify]

Your mom is so unintentionally hilarious those are the most funny people I find 🤣🤣 According to my friends and family that's me so I understand the why your Mum's reaction

[@hailiebaker6923]

Personally LOVING the call ins as a new format

[@bealeboysmom4577]

Your mom is everything Chris 😂😂

[@winonahauser9824]

I sincerely apologize for my call 😭

[@jackeewoodman4472]

Girl my story about finding my adopted family would blow this woman’s story out of the water. Adopted gang!!!

[@kenzieshaye6818]

Off topic but I love the mustache

[@alyssawssinging4039]

Omg Chris lmfao I was gonna bring out the N word 💀, lol I love your mom 😂😂❤

[@marissalang6138]

Your mom is just the sweetest 💗 and hilarious

[@allieelynnn]

hearing myself on your video is craaazy! love you ❤❤

[@brookie.jo3]

28:51 the way I did a double take 😂

[@jacklynobrien5851]

I NEED TO KNOW HOW SHORT THE ARMS ARE. HOW SHORT.

[@rebeccaclopton9115]

I couldn't find a good answer on what "genetically short arms" means, unless he was just a little person but why not say that?

[@gothcarebear]

i also have a narcissistic dad. It seems like all narcissists pay the person who they are with the most with something they like :(

[@Meowfacemae]

Loving the videos lately Chris 😊❤

[@Amanda-me5qc]

do we all have terrible dads

[@Lauren-qo1yi]

not seeing anyone talking about his mom hitting the author up in the dms lmao

[@unhinged]

and lets keep it that way

[@Lauren-qo1yi]

@@unhinged lol gotta love how boomer adjacents(non derogatory) use social media. it's making me think i should check my mom's dms

[@aaliyahmaldonado1202]

i literally LIVE for your videos. I don’t know why everyone is complaining, if it’s not one nagging b**** it’s another!! Keep doing what you’re doing chris, it’s definitely working. Your work and talent never fails to come through in each video that you do. I Always look forward to watching and listening to your videos/podcasts! much love chris🩷⭐️🩷⭐️.

[@jenaeswenson8203]

I talked to the same guy with short arms that plays college hockey IM DEAD I ghosted him 😪😂

[@wyvernthekriger]

Omg I'm so ready for this episode

[@savannahsmith5401]

I love the new format!

[@Salty5621]

I am fucking LOSING it over the mum insta call

[@ashtynnrethinger2874]

This podcast needs more love it's the best. I love you chris

[@CarlyMorin-h7y]

I made and left a hand woodburned Unhinged sign with Jerry at the Chicago show!! I hope it made its way to you and you enjoy it!! ❤

[@niltakdelaluna6964]

Inflammatory 🤣

[@haileykarcic]

I have so many stories I want to share with you, I don’t even know which one to call in with 😭

[@strawberrysund4y]

“oh i follow 69, that’s actually pretty many!”

[@SusywagSusywag]

I love the new format ❤

[@ashleekoehler4514]

Chris i love this format stop listening to ppl saying they dont. Any real Chris Klemens fan would love anything you do bc its you 😅 haha no but real you’re doing the damn thing ❤

[@vannesajimenez3250]

Your mom is literally a star man I love her❤😂

[@saysaybugg]

I went to Chicago for my birthday in February and wanted to see the bean and saw the gates and did the same thing 😅

[@ffiontill5924]

I’d love an update on the first date😆

[@allisonhewitt8280]

I have not spoken to him since

[@victoriamae7444]

Omg why is your mom my mom? Fucking SCREAMINGGGGG right now:

[@elise7515]

im so glad i watched this episode

[@kayleygraham123]

obsessed with ur mom she truly dgaf

[@PotatoQueen1989]

I loved this i never laughed so much, your Mom is the sweetest ♥

[@lavenderoh]

Hard disagree, love the new format! Love everything you do tbh you bever fail to entertain. 💕

[@MacP2990]

Best pod ever love u Chris ❤

[@taylortaylor2412]

I love your mom so much omfg

[@abbyrose6472]

love love this new format!! keep it coming bae!!!!! JSJNSNDNS

[@jaellana8853]

lol find me a hubby chris

[@GrapefruitCat2]

Omg I love your mom

[@lydiadyer7763]

i love ur intro!!

[@jamienicole1987]

Angela Klemens for president

[@burtney__]

Complete audit of your mom's ig lol

[@savkenn]

WHEN IS THE MIDDLE KID DROP CHRIS

[@playradioplay121]

The one girl who had the intense story was funny but shes taking a lot of what her siblings are going through and making it her own? Came off narcissistic. I have a crazy family life and history, worse than hers and I dont take my siblings issues and use them as my own. The faster u realize their life isnt urs, youre there to support and love them not take their issues and dead gf and tell thousands of ppl. My sister would kick my arse if i did this.

[@peachnecctar1658]

so im also looking for a wife but im in california

[@Remingtons209]

Stop your mom is so cute

[@StephFromLA]

Soo funny not you almost getting yourself in trouble with the wrong N word lOl and then the Canadian girls accent threw me off too kus so unexpected.