Unintentional ASMR | Older British man reads encyclopedia to help you sleep

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

The original video has the relaxing sounds of the ocean, wind chimes, etc and you can listen to that here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nafYnXZ4dq6qm6M Would love to hear what you think of his voice and this type of video of someone reading something boring.? Thanks! You can get 10% off any SleepPhones products with the code SLEEPNOW10 here: bit.ly/2YrrKQC UNINTENTIONAL ASMR PLAYLISTS Female ASMR: bit.ly/FemaleASMR Best of the best: bit.ly/BestUnintentionalASMR Celeb ASMR: bit.ly/CelebASMR Show and tell ASMR: bit.ly/ShowTellASMR Relaxing interviews: bit.ly/InterviewsASMR

[@MyLaundryStinks]

What about layering the reading narration over the ocean sounds? I bet that would be fantastic!

[@ninagold4160]

This is like my favo sleep video ever! Is there a whole audiobook of all encyclopedias availabille by this narrator? His voice, pace, intensity, tone, accent are just perfect!

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

@Nina Gold Hi, we've compiled a playlist with this narrator's voice ➡ ➡ ➡ kzbin.info/aero/PL74mdcnyMsAgvnIEM-VvWY7yGOGvLk3N9 Please watch out as we promise to post more videos featuring his voice. You may also subscribe to our Audiobook Channel here ➡ ➡ ➡ bit.ly/AudiobookChannel

[@paulluce2557]

next up... Same Boring British Man reads washing machine instruction manuals for most major washing machine brands....

[@jillsy2815]

It doesn't need any more sounds. Just keep reading the encyclopedia. It's interesting and soothing while still sleep-allowing. 🙏🏽👏🏽❤️

[@Andro.d]

When you are trying so hard and too hard to sleep by watching these kinds of videos Brain: *hmm interesting*

[@mrbruh4018]

dats what happened to me

[@andrewdowning2001]

You have a very curious mind my friend. A nice quality. Good for you! ✌️

[@bobbyr.7578]

try an unknown foreign language...

[@excitedcat9517]

Me: WHY AREN'T YOU LIKE THIS DURING THE DAMN DAYYYYY!?!??!!

[@mrbruh4018]

T

[@sexycavetroll2788]

if you woulda told 12 year old me I would get excited to find a video like this when I grow up id call the police

[@billwilliams5352]

That's what I used to say about the "Sledgehammer" video by Peter Gabriel when the chicken started dancing. Such a brave new world we live in.

[@csgtjureydsvfg]

This my saturday night bro

[@Littlebigbot]

Your moniker says it all.

[@jasondelves8758]

Because they felt like they were not cool, but they know they love this shit!! 😜😜🤙

[@ohno4077]

Agreed

[@deardestructionn]

this man is so dedicated. i cant believe he read and recorded all of this. we should appreciate him.

[@animeshortkawai]

Yah.

[@lennymclean.]

My man's a living legend

[@sew_gal7340]

This is AI not a real person...thats why he can go on reading encyclopedias for eternity

[@riggs20]

I listen to him a lot to go to sleep. He read a whole book on orchids that is golden. 😴

[@marcopolo1390]

agreed, there's not enough change in his voice@@sew_gal7340

[@Junior-tc6ke]

I couldn’t sleep so now I’ve got a whole encyclopaedia memorised in my head lol

[@tajklair]

Bet

[@localsuspect5506]

Successfully failed 🤣👍

[@ludvigsetterby3238]

XO, me too

[@ninagold4160]

This is just a few pages, far from.an entire encyclopedia..

[@skrrskrrrr99]

you were not supposed to read the comments

[@JolanScott]

used this the night before my final flight test. got a great night sleep and now I'm a commercial airline pilot. probably wouldn't have succeeded if I didn't get a good night sleep and I was far too nervous to sleep. I don't know if id be where I am if it wasn't for this video. so, Thank you

[@oscarreyes479]

1p44p44p4ppw4

[@gerretoutdoors3710]

Just don't listen to it while flying lol

[@leahcimolrac1477]

I found this way too interesting to fall asleep to

[@DomesticSquirrel]

Yea I just tried. And I love plants so imma head out

[@rahel_fiedler]

I'm from Germany. I mean I can speak English but I'm not that good as many others. Actually I would understand but I habe to focus like really hard...and yeah I don't😂, so I think listening to videos in a language you can't speak / understand that well but you're common with is the best. I tried it with Germany boring videos before but it was too interesting to fall asleep 😂😂😂 Nice greetings and happy new year 🎊🎊🎉🎉

[@WalkingRoscoe]

Same here. It actually kept me awake.

[@aboolaylaa1984]

Ha Haa

[@amurizon]

@@rahel_fiedler that is a good point. Thanks for the insight! When I read that you are from Germany, I immediately thought of DARK. Such a great show! Hello from Michigan, US. 👋😄

[@donttrackmebro6164]

I love this one. I prefer this kind of a pleasant, calm, normal speaking voice to the more contrived ASMR that is sometimes out there. I was able to find that Peter Yearsley has narrated many books on Librivox and have been enjoying those as well. Thanks for posting this!

[@laaan4475]

Goodnight everyone, sleep tight and have a nice dream. Hope you have an extraordinary day tomorrow!

[@deathknight1239]

Thx you too

[@goncalooliveira4319]

thanks, you too!

[@TamuTamuOnigiri]

Thank you kind stranger! You as well!

[@tubular6420]

Goodnight!

[@rotarereedark1299]

Thx

[@AzraelKaldi]

Too descriptive, and interesting. My brain started imagining them as I closed my eyes trying to sleep.

[@mianowamuyu5491]

@@ffgfffgfggfff5404 they're probably asleep atm

[@XBeatmymeatX1990]

Me too

[@fandelapin2971]

Hopefully i'm french, so if i didn't concentrate, i don't understand what he is saying. Very easy to fall asleep this way

[@vesuvial9499]

damn but why you gotta roast him in the title like that tho

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

Not him, just the topic of the video is boring!

[@deathmetalpotato]

vesuvial LOL, “Fall asleep listening to this boring ass old man droll on for eternity”

[@sexycavetroll2788]

Yeah I'm sure the guy reading wouldn't disagree with the title. It's not like he's reading Lord of the rings

[@jessica0793]

@@sexycavetroll2788 LMAO IKR

[@Andro.d]

@@PureUnintentionalASMR Tbh its so so so so interesting when you wanna sleep while watching these kinds of videos so you can never sleep

[@WinniePood]

The trick is to turn your volume just loud enough to sound like he is mumbling so you don't get to interested

[@pattymillerkidd9234]

Exactly! Not too loud and not too soft. I’ve listened twice now with my iPhone resting close to my ear and it’s really helped me catch a little catnap! Both times I’ve fallen asleep, but woken up before the end. Hoping it’ll work on nights I can’t fall asleep at all. Fingers crossed 🤞

[@CatConsten]

Precisely

[@Dikvej884iv4]

And slow it down 💤

[@ArtistTheArtist05]

Either this will help me type out my essay that is due in 5 hours or I will fall asleep, lets see how it goes!

[@red.4712]

Artist good luck. How’s it going?

[@ArtistTheArtist05]

@@red.4712 Deadass just finished now, got all the minimum pages.

[@blackneos940]

I too like to live dangerously. ;)

[@of4289]

Tomorrow is my exam too )

[@MsMtheory]

DID ALL GO WELL??! Hehe, hope it did :)

[@linadiaz7101]

This is the man you need in an emergency situation to keep everyone cool calm and collected instead of getting frantic and panicky. I love it. (4:19am here...)

[@Sam7364]

😂😂😂

[@chatnoir1579]

Can't wait to wake up with new big brain powers

[@chunkymilk]

did it work

[@ordinary1069]

I couldn't fall asleep, I just started imagining all of what he was saying and laughed very hard when I zoned out for a bit and zoned back in to hear the words "milky juices".

[@momcatwoo]

and “superior ovary”

[@elevatorface]

I appreciate the clear source credits in this channel's descriptions. I like knowing who made something and where it originally came from. Usually when I check the original video I prefer this channel's edit or sound quality better so I come back here. Curated content is so important and the fact this channel does it in a way where the sources are shown clearly is a vital step many curators skip.

[@m_martha_e]

I’m so happy this isn’t whispering content ❤

[@Baronial10]

... I'm actually finding this interesting.. crap have I become boring? 😐

[@andrewdowning2001]

You’re a curious person! That’s not boring. That’s a splendid quality friend. ✌️ 😎

[@deathknight1239]

@@andrewdowning2001 That is exactly what a boring person would say!

[@呪krave]

@@andrewdowning2001 yeah they're not boring they're just not an interesting person yknow

[@DutchVanDerLenin7609]

It was really nice of Senator Palpatine to read this for us.

[@MsMtheory]

Frig lol

[@cowboy8999]

I watched this every night and still not found the end

[@jubyjohn1626]

I put this on for my sister, and she fell asleep in 2 minutes. Genius.

[@softie_beary6301]

Same

[@kayceegreer4418]

This is great. You learn something. You go to sleep

[@deathmetalpotato]

2:30 “Followed by two couples which unite to form a superior ovary.” I think I saw that happen once at Lilith Fair in 1996

[@jamesmckean3221]

Were they "surrounded by a horny endosperm"?

[@afriendcalled5]

I'm trying to sleep, and this is just making me sexually frustrated.

[@genebromberg5292]

The “Cookery” segment was riveting…I was wide awake from hunger.

[@kayceegreer4418]

Great voice and the nice British accent. I don't think the content is boring at all but the voice will make me feel very comfortable for sleeping because it's gentle and reassuring. He sounds like he cares what he's reading or the people to whom he reads. Edit P.S. crank him up to 125% speed and it's maybe more interesting to some but you can still fall asleep cuz his voice is so nice. I say this because there are actually times that I am so perturbed at the world outside my doors that slow speech is annoying because for some reason - what? I want to hurry up listening - I don't know but so I tried it one night and it works.

[@marcussedgeman5398]

This guy sounds like the voice of the narrator you can get on your phone

[@lc1695]

This is just so funny! I'm playing it for my upstairs neighbors who sit and listen to everything I do-😆😆😆 BTW, love the voice on this video!

[@rohanquinby3188]

Peter Yearsley has a beautiful voice and exceptional taste. He has brought extraordinary writing to my attention, for which I am infinitely grateful. Also he helps me fall asleep. You need to think about the word boring before you put it out there so haphazardly on the Interwebs.

[@kiki1573]

This was actually very soothing. I slept so good last night, I can listen to this every night now.

[@bichen-up-ur]

I read dictionaries as a kid...this is very engaging.

[@kotaamitsukami]

Dude you failed making the most boring video ever. If I didnt forget my brain on my bed this afternoon I would have written words down for a story. You give a lot of useful advice on names for worldbuilding if anything else. Thank you mr British person

[@kindapeachy696]

this is lovely but why does there have to be an ad at the end, it just wakes me up :(( is there a way to put them at the very beginning?

[@chadasmr8304]

If you click just before the end of the video, let the video and the add run out and then click back to the beginning of the video (without reloading the page) you shouldn't get an add at the end ;D

[@franklincoralsnow]

Yeah but you can't do that if you're asleep. I think it's hilarious that the video begins with an ad for World War Z.

[@AdaManny555]

@@franklincoralsnow XDDD

[@thefluffychewbacca]

@@chadasmr8304 but that spoils the ending!

[@kivyhivy9789]

(iphone only) i know this is super late but what i do is put on a timer to go off just before the end of the video and instead of having it play a sound scroll all the way to the bottom and click stop playing. at the end of the timer it will stop playing anything on the screen and turn your screen off.

[@Nolongerinuse4]

i tried to sleep but i find what he's saying interesting so i listened to the whole damn thing and i'm still awake..lol

[@LillyU333]

x2

[@barbibishop7362]

ALEXANDER SCORBY READING THE KING JAMES BIBLE ON TAPES WHEN I WAS A KID WAS THE BEST ASMR TO HELP ME SLEEP!

[@liam-540]

Go get the person who reads out football scores on sky sports his voice is so good

[@Alexscofi]

Did he just casually drop "Chinaman"?

[@kayceegreer4418]

If you like the voice but cannot bear him speaking so slowly crank him up to 125% playback speed and it's actually a little more interesting but you can still fall asleep cuz his voice is so nice

[@Ibethepappy]

I put this on at night so if someone breaks in they think I already died of boredom from this video.

[@zanettaczika]

He has perfect ASMR voice.

[@momcatwoo]

Being an old cishet lady who is an Anglophile…I am very grateful, IYKWIM

[@Vivek_Mandvi96]

I am trying to understand how you read perfectly. Thank you for this video.

[@jedknight4389]

With nearly a quarter million views, and only 3k likes.....you know this video does it's job.

[@chinookvalley]

Hahahaha! I'm hoping so!

[@pokedudebro7086]

after listening to multiple videos about how to go to sleep in 2 minutes and asmr and hypnosis this is what makes me sleep

[@pokedudebro7086]

and tbh this is interesting

[@rubybillington7709]

It's actually x-mas in about 1 or 2 hours/midnight, and every year I struggle to sleep and the most amount of sleep I had this year was probably 8 hours. And it's working so far so yeah I'm going to be watching this a lot.

[@adamacoulibaly5816]

8:20 ah yes, the British superiority complex

[@geoffaldwinckle1096]

Thrilling! I was on the edge of my seat !

[@TheFudgenut]

Thank you so much it just made me very tired in like 2 minutes, so I am so glad that guy read that, and you are so nice for that. Thank you so much.

[@yoduro]

Could not sleep. Now I'm listening and cooking a full course meal.

[@ItsOkayToBeThis]

😢 I was so overstimulated so thank you. Feels like a breath of fresh air to my ears.

[@Ivayasan]

I don't know when, but I fell asleep. Thank you!

[@raccovon]

Who else clicked that around midnight and then realized how truly broken your sleep and whole life truly is xp And yes this video helped a lot with my sleep ty :'D

[@urmumlikesbooks5135]

Nah it’s 4 o’clock mate I was shotgunning 2 monsters and have a dysphoric/general breakdown at midnight. I’ve known my sleep is shit for the past 3 years as I can go up to 5 days without sleep. Sleep is pointless. This isn’t making me sleep it’s making me daydream because it feels like a science lesson and daydreaming is better than no sleep because it gives your brain a rest for a bit I don’t know why I’m telling you this but if you’re sleep schedule ever gets so bad that you frequently go 2+ days without sleep try imitating a science lesson (cold table, chair with no back, boring teacher, window) you know will start getting distracted and daydream especially if you haven’t slept in 4 days.

[@Ninawieclaw]

I love to fall asleep to this

[@cheerfulturtlegirl]

I love that there are English words I don't know, and I'm a native speaker lol.

[@ninavolkman982]

ill put this on whenever my mum says to my sibs to come watch with in my room

[@MarshawnEmpire]

I couldn't sleep for 5 hours and then I listened to this and slept within 30 minutes thanks and I wasnt even tired the next day even with 3 hours of sleep

[@salomonolea7452]

I just wached this so my lil sister can go away

[@miarez7747]

SAMEEEEEEEEEEE. I played this for my annoying brother to go into another room but he just keeps making noise. Its not working

[@dralijnh426]

You want her to go away to switch to your incognito tab isn't it? 🙂

[@daniellaguadelupe5537]

same. She is so annoying af

[@MikeMood]

This is actually extremely interesting and can actually be useful in life

[@aizen_.x0]

This is actually really intresting

[@crackpackadam5437]

Thanks. i loved the video i managed to listen to the whole thing. If you drink some hot tea while you listen its great

[@ASMRdocumentaries]

Ah so relaxing. Education through hypnopedia. Love it.

[@ianalyzeeverysecondiexist]

This is the best really boring video I've ever seen.

[@juanzilla6436]

Me who loves encyclopedias being read out loud by some dude who sounds just like this one knowing I have to go to sleep for the day to come but intrigued as hell as to how the delivery of this information will continue to carry on: "fuck!"

[@apscoinscurrenciesmore7599]

This fulfilled my dream of sleeping well during class. Thank you 😎👍

[@marlbarry6479]

When your this desperate

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

"you're." Not "your." YOU'RE welcome.

[@gerretoutdoors3710]

This is sleep gold. I just had a food dream

[@jamesswanson4391]

This isn't boring enough, the background is interesting

[@rachelbegmusic]

I paused the video to read these comments otherwise I'd be asleep in a minute.

[@fandelapin2971]

I'm french and i'm too stressed to sleep, so i decided to listen to this, it's boring and it isn't even my language. i was beggining felling good, but at 7:20 the most awfull fear come to me, i didn't expect french, it suddently made me stressed again.

[@amber-wr4gb]

Lol

[@dostondoc23]

I never imagined that I would appreciate a boring man!

[@koyenamazumder603]

The fact that i instantly started yawning from the start of the video! Google was very helpful!!

[@Havker_99]

I actually fell asleep after hours of listening to music led me to no avail this video saved me.

[@LeonardoCollywell2004]

Encyclopedias The bane and boredom of my existence

[@alex8nasa]

If only there was more of this man reading the encyclopedia, everyone would be better for it

[@ahmog]

test of endurance 💪

[@dunwoodie27]

This guy is heaven 🤤🤤 such a deep relaxing voice 🥱🥱🥱🥱😴😴😴😴😴

[@genebromberg5292]

*You should use more emojis when you comment…it’ll really emphasize your point.

[@aswomebro2601]

@@genebromberg5292 exactly 🎃🎑🧧🎟🎨🖼🎭🎪🎢👓🕶🥽🦺🥼🧥👔👕🧿♠ you see what im saying?

[@jillsy2815]

This was perfect!!! Are there more?

[@a-zlinguistics5646]

Cool. It puts me to sleep and im learning as well. Nice voice. New subscriber.

[@hinasharma3887]

I can't believe I am actually finding this interesting .okay I accept nothing can make me fall asleep

[@simpleidea1319]

I'm trying to dopamine detox this helped for sure thanks.

[@loyalknicksfan]

now all i Need is a school desk to sleep on

[@gemspandas3904]

This knocked me out omg

[@ZEROPENDES]

He doesn't have a boring voice to make you feel sleepy

[@infiniteharm7778]

Bro I can’t sleep to this

[@basil6672]

Need this with the rest of the encyclopedia NEOW

[@PhilR0gers]

This is definitely not the world's most boring video.

[@KyloBarley]

15:51 rip lake view

[@TiffiArtois]

I'm sorry but the title alone got me lmaoooo!!!!!

[@TimeWizard727]

As a child I was trapped in a room and forced to read the encyclopedia as punishment and was quizzed on it. Now I use this to fall asleep. 🥴 funny how that happens. Thank you so much for this video, it helped me a lot in my trauma healing.

[@hochigaming14yearsago90]

Romun

[@adityasarania371]

I listened the whole podcast and remembered it 😢😢

[@michaelehlert9]

The origins of modern cooking is actually interesting

[@ajdinalty4524]

This makes more awake

[@zhouyuchen6887]

Its not boring, its informative

[@Divionist]

watching at 0.25x speed really melted my brain

[@lawnerddownunder3461]

Oh my...that was hilarious. I think it need to be about .8x to not sound like he's drunk.

[@arberzere6762]

Wish I could get the melatonin that my boring classes give me right now

[@Anon53]

I had to back-out and come back to the video 5 times to skip the bogus ads. Besides that, this is nice. Very easy to doze off to (if you worked all night and you're tired like me of course). Thanks for sharing, I love these!

[@amberruxpin]

Sounds alot like a text to speech AI voice. Super relaxing none the less

[@PastelSunsetChannel]

Im 13 and i got so excited to listen to this it’s concerning me

[@Ventanyl113]

Me at 3 am:

[@jesvinjosephjoe1355]

Me finally about to fall asleep Random ad: hello there 😤😤😤