FINALLY! I am in a wheelchair and I am always looking to see how airplanes' bathrooms look like because I am always worried about the space. Other reviewers on KZbin make such a horrible job regarding the spacing in an airplane, except you! This the first time in years that I've seen someone actually take the time to look around and show the spacing in the bathroom and its features. THANK YOU!!!! It is extremely helpful for someone like me to know how each plane looks like. Keep the good work :)
@booksanimeenthusiast38024 жыл бұрын
When you said that " you could make a baby here" I laughed but after seeing a chair there I am sure of that.
@jeromewagschal94852 жыл бұрын
They don't call it the "Mile High Club" for nothing...
@roughshot602 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for explaining what the "HAL 9000" button was, next to the reading lamp.
@josephkokoszka76515 жыл бұрын
Flew this exact same route with the -10 last month! Same chicken-tofu thingy meal too😂 Pretty great seat and service! Flying it transcon in July!
@steveburnell56572 жыл бұрын
Wow you can Really tell that this is one of your first videos! You’ve come a long way Mr.!!
@AndrewTranChung4 жыл бұрын
the sound design in this video is amazing!
@roughshot605 ай бұрын
😂😂 OMG you're probably one of the more entertaining reviews on a flight. I'll be traveling in 787-10 on the first half of my flight to Sydney from Newark. Thanks so much for great information and a fun video to watch. One of the few I watched beginning to end. thanks again! Btw the (THING) in front of you is a bassinet
@ChrisStargazer3 жыл бұрын
As an American, I love your roasting of my country. O Canada, indeed! 😏😂
@gradientblob10143 жыл бұрын
😂
@abdurrahmanalquran4 жыл бұрын
1:07 the foreshadow....dont disrespect the corona
@nicholasweise44654 жыл бұрын
Favorite KZbinr by far
@wheatwild5 жыл бұрын
Great trip report. But dude.. Telling us you got to visit the crew rest area but no video of it..?
@VicariousVoyager5 жыл бұрын
Hi there, yes unfortunately I did not, sorry about that. The cabin manager was enthusiastic to show me, but commented that he didn't want to get into trouble, so he asked me politely to refrain from filming.
@sandfordsun43114 жыл бұрын
The toilet even has two coat hooks, definitely for making babies
@frederickkkkk3 жыл бұрын
hm yes babies...
@ebrahimosman85903 жыл бұрын
@Zeke Jorge you gotta pay for it
@ladder32573 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@PrincessArdalasMaleConsort11 ай бұрын
This must have been in your boy band phase… looking sharp, VV!
@margaritalee13 жыл бұрын
Good job, I always enjoy your videos. You are both informative and hilarious. Keep it up!
@dragon322102 жыл бұрын
Wow that 787 flight deck is spacious
@GregCurtin453 жыл бұрын
Only one fork? Oh the humanity!!! lol #FirstWorldProblems
@linds77749 ай бұрын
Seriously. And the fact that he claimed he could taste the vinaigrette while he was eating his entrée? That might be one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever ever heard. This guy needs to get over himself.
@maryjanewesterlund99583 жыл бұрын
You’re the best! I’ll be sorry when / if we lose your witty (and, even wise) observations of aircraft, airports, and the surrounding services. (A win for medicine, a loss for world travelers.)
@linds77749 ай бұрын
If you think this guy is witty, you need a serious lesson in witticism. He’s a douche canoe.
@hanssolos36993 жыл бұрын
5:16 im just here for yr dramatic departure music....quincy jones will be so jealous of yr musicality 🤣🤣🤣 7:25 im also here for yr shade on legendary americana obesity 🤣🤣🤣
@laurass823 жыл бұрын
I always wonder if continental never merged and was still around how their flights would have been. They always had the best service
@littlesongbird1 Жыл бұрын
If I recall, I flew with Continental as a last minute change when American Eagle pretty much had to ground all their flights as ordered by the TSA so they had to put me on a different carrier. If it was them, I agree the service was great! There was only one attendant on the flight which was packed (and I am sure I was not the only one who had been sent there last minute by American Eagle) but she was very sweet and pleasant!
@alexmemmen3 жыл бұрын
That business class looks like an amtrak car. Will age brutally.
@semsemeini79054 жыл бұрын
United catering in economy in the 70s' was the best.
@ladder32573 жыл бұрын
what was it
@kamanama36713 жыл бұрын
I was on a Delta flight and the toilet was so small that a locker from high school would have been bigger
@brilliantbutblue3 жыл бұрын
This is the first YT review lve seen on United and l was impressed. I would have stuck with the "shitty drinks" in the lounge rather than pay and for a CORONA 😱. A great crew makes all the difference. Make sure you watch right to the end for a peek in the cockpit👍
@kbf64343 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he got what he deserved ordering Corona
@candicecaravelle98543 жыл бұрын
Love your channel! I have only flown United once (PVG-SFO-MSP). WORST experience ever.
@K-ward3 жыл бұрын
What a great review! 👍
@marshallmoushigian36162 жыл бұрын
I like your videos and posts - for the air vents (4:40) you are internally grateful or eternally grateful...?!
@yuze42674 жыл бұрын
Great video !!
@abm95132 жыл бұрын
This is CRAZYYYYY! I was thinking flying 1st class from RDU to HNL from July 30 to Aug 3rd and this shit is not worthy! Fuck that! lol
@alexfontijn Жыл бұрын
Your voice is much lower, did it finally break?
@angelatseng74883 жыл бұрын
Do you have any other shoe? I always see the same white color with orange laces tennis shoe in all your flights!
@jimbohr4 жыл бұрын
there should be a sign in the lounge that says, shitty alcohol...
@brookeintheair5 ай бұрын
Good stuff though
@jabertone49714 жыл бұрын
Why do you dislike America And Americans so much ? I've been to Canada many times and the people were always great.
@shem79744 жыл бұрын
It's all jokes dumbass lol. He doesn't hate Americans. We're good targets to make fun of because of how pathetic some aspects of our country are.
@stephanieafrifa16962 жыл бұрын
They r jealous of Americans and they r still coming in our country
@bluerex032 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that there haven't been any comments yet about the caption, "Somehwere over New Mexico"... Is that a test to see if we're paying attention? :)
@bestkeeper144 жыл бұрын
Your baby making comment is probably your best joke to date!
@bestkeeper144 жыл бұрын
speaking of which, did you ever take Polaris International like you said you were in the video, as a frequent United flyer I am interested in your thoughts.
@VicariousVoyager4 жыл бұрын
Hey! I did, but some of my footage was mis-focused and overall the shots I took weren’t very good, so I gave up making that video. I’m taking another long haul trip with them later in the year so hopefully I’ll get a video out after that.
@KAMU134 жыл бұрын
LOL @ "can definitely make a baby in here"
@WaiferThyme4 жыл бұрын
Your videos are so great you are hilarious! Was anyone else grossed out by how disgustingly filthy the seat tables and bathroom were? Just NASTY!
@hothotheat30003 жыл бұрын
That’s typical for US airlines. I didn’t realize how lacking they are until I traveled internationally.
@thenubianspeaks43293 жыл бұрын
Your comment about Mexico and the toilet not being related was not funny and a very ill advised comment
@Konstanz-zw5hg3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy your maps. Which software do you use for those, please? Thank you and best regards!
@Stoic19763 жыл бұрын
Flight to Amsterdam next month. Would you suggest the first row? Does it make a difference?
@AK_Aviation4 жыл бұрын
Lol it really shows you don't fly US carriers very often, the comment is untrue. That tech is pretty common among US carriers. (Delta, Southwest etc....)
@TheBluman12 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure why those salads are the way they are. When my wife and I flew to Hawaii in that class we got the same salad and it was not good.
@BGDan4 жыл бұрын
I have to counter, my experience is that the United app is horrible. The delta app is phenomenal.
@bransonheinz22132 жыл бұрын
I think thats paneer not tofu. Ive had that option before.
@airline.pictures4 жыл бұрын
If was just a domestic meal service.
@quasarsavage4 жыл бұрын
OH A CANADIAN PASSPORT ;)
@hothotheat30003 жыл бұрын
I’ve had flights cancelled more than once with United, so I don’t fly with them anymore.
@thenubianspeaks43293 жыл бұрын
I am surprised they don't have collaspable arm rest for sleeping
@jeromewagschal94852 жыл бұрын
"Pathetic salad" ? Interesting name for a dish 😄
@johnleebass4 жыл бұрын
you didn't wipe down that airplane after washing your hands & face, right? : /
@jcbaily55593 жыл бұрын
As nice as some UA flights are, they will always be lacking. As many flights as I have taken on them, they just don't measure up and unfortunately, they never will, so if you have a choice of carriers, try someone else!!!!
@eidorian1015 жыл бұрын
So, it seems like you didn't fly Polaris business class but domestic first class with the Polaris seat. United Polaris is only for long haul flights. if you were flying Polaris Business class, you would have received slippers, an amenity kit, pajamas, 3 course meal and Saks 5th Avenue bedding. You would have also had access to the Polaris lounge in Houston, but since you weren't flying Polaris, you didn't get access to it.
@tiezheng7635 жыл бұрын
Hey there, he addressed this in the end. He was talking about the seat and the plane, not the service.
@levifox67565 жыл бұрын
You actually only get pajamas on flights longer than 12 hours
@levifox67565 жыл бұрын
Jaf27 Seattle Seahawks that’s what I said 😂
@WilliamMurphy-uv9pm7 ай бұрын
Has anyone tried to tell the airlines that their rules are insane and make little sense to the rest of the world. For example, domestic first class is often really premium economy and not at all like international business class, which I suggest be the universal standard for top level service on all airlines and all routes.
@onocoffee2 жыл бұрын
"The United Club was pretty Run Of The Mill." That's mighty generous of you. Did you notice how they provide complimentary Oreo cookies but decided not to spring for the Oreo filling...? I thought the Polaris seat was about on par with Thai Airways B seat - from 2016. And IAH-LAX? You're definitely not getting "The Polaris Experience" - UA doesn't give a hoot about its domestic service.
@teddynebel3 жыл бұрын
And aircrafts always have two emergency oxygen masks in bathrooms
@GrillWasabi3 жыл бұрын
Is $4000 for business class expensive?
@WilliamMurphy-uv9pm7 ай бұрын
Depends on how far you are traveling and whether or not it is round trip.
@jdstan96503 жыл бұрын
One fork? You complained about only having 1 fork! That is hilarious 🤣...and clueless all at once.
@stephanieafrifa16962 жыл бұрын
Bring your chopsticks nextime
@linds77749 ай бұрын
Positively ridiculous. And claiming he could still taste the vinaigrette on a metal fork while he was eating his entrée? Come on. Maybe the first bite, but that’s just an absurd statement. This guy sucks.
@mahzorimipod4 жыл бұрын
that's not tofu bro, that's paneer!!
@innotafanofanyofjlbjlbissd67773 жыл бұрын
Lol at shitty alcohol . I’m not a big drinker but if I pay for business class they better get the red carpet out or they’re not seeing me again on their plane .
@Nekomancer692 жыл бұрын
Corona beer lol.
@stitchergary3 жыл бұрын
The beer was $5.00US which equals $30.00Canadian....thanks for the video...
@linds77749 ай бұрын
That literally makes no sense.
@stitchergary9 ай бұрын
@@linds7774 Calm down..... it was just a joke regarding the U.S.A. & Canadian money exchange rate.....
@linds77749 ай бұрын
@@stitchergary see, a joke needs to be funny...
@TheJan11014 жыл бұрын
1:00 corona :D
@XD-rj3kz4 жыл бұрын
12:08 舌尖上的中国 lol
@VicariousVoyager4 жыл бұрын
很好的节目👍!
@charleskim2733 жыл бұрын
Complaining about having only one fork seems a bit much dude.
@linds77749 ай бұрын
Right? And the fact that he said he could taste vinaigrette on the metal fork as he was eating his entrée, is absolutely absurd and impossible. This guy is a twatwaffle.
@kbo80293 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes that is our country standard for healthy eating. It looks like some chef asking what a "Sah-laad" is and tossing some shit together. And salty balsamic is horribly unforgivable... It defeats the point.
@stephanieafrifa16962 жыл бұрын
Uhes complaining about our salads and we dont eat healthy your country eats bats rats and dogs hello
@davide_design2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most annoying reviews I have ever seen. Being honest about quality is totally understandable. The pompous arrogance is unnecessary. Bye Felicia
@linds77749 ай бұрын
The comment about tasting vinaigrette on his fork, is sending me over the edge. This guy is a bell end.
@jeweljamesjapay2 жыл бұрын
Asians watching an Asian eating rice with fork: 🤬
@tofu65993 жыл бұрын
He drank the Corona
@ceceb62643 жыл бұрын
You are a snarky
@beng85652 жыл бұрын
Sorry but United is absolutely atrocious. They are the same airline that delays flights in San Francisco due to "overcast." Yet, NWA and US Air, kept better schedules in Twin Cities and Philly . . . In January!
@sunnee633 жыл бұрын
Damn anti-American comments much?
@kennethr29063 жыл бұрын
Every chance he gets. Never mentions his fearless leader in any of his "jokes". I mean, it's not like Trudeau has pics of himself in blackface or anything.
@commonavionics60694 жыл бұрын
Murica’
@jerrylin97984 жыл бұрын
your not 5 11 your just over 6 foot
@WaiferThyme4 жыл бұрын
pretty sure guy knows how tall he is haha
@jerrylin97984 жыл бұрын
@@WaiferThyme one foot is 30cm u dumb bimbo (that means an attractive but unintelligent woman)
@kennethr29063 жыл бұрын
@@jerrylin9798 181cm is 5 foot 11 inches ... idiot! That means ignorant.
@auggith4 жыл бұрын
United will blame you when more and more people attempt to join the mile high club in that bathroom. "You could make a baby in here!"🤦♀️
@linds77749 ай бұрын
Oh please. Silver cutlery can't absorb the flavor of a vinaigrette, let alone the entire duration of your entree. The salad was pretty bad, so I’ll give you that, but griping about a fork tasting like vinaigrette? Get over yourself.
@northwestthrills34533 жыл бұрын
11:10 5'9"
@charleshamilton92745 жыл бұрын
If it is a choice between flying UAL, even in business class, and a Greyhound bus, one would seriously tempted to take the damn bus. Great video though.
@plainaviation4 жыл бұрын
Charles Hamilton idk. I’ve been flying UAL a bunch in the past few years and gotta say their service is actually quite good!
@klasdillon3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never had a problem with United. You just hate United for no reason, probably for the dragging of the man, which was Republic, because the whole flight was operated by Republic. But you just believe the stupid media where they use United’s name because it’s much bigger.
@linds77749 ай бұрын
Who peed in your Cheerios this morning?
@BUM-jh1lz2 жыл бұрын
離陸はちゃんと流さなくちゃ。タイムラプスしちゃだめよぉぉぉん。
@stephanieafrifa16962 жыл бұрын
Dont talk about our country USA yes we r fat and rich if u dont like us stay in your own country dont insult us
@stellaofthelake34513 жыл бұрын
United...yikes.
@suckensteincumsalotmilfimu32793 жыл бұрын
I love watching these videos of people getting the luxury of aviation while I get the luxury of no school
@MsKewi-NYC4 жыл бұрын
And they want a government bailout💰 for this crappy product they've got to be kidding me. I can see all the ME or Euro airlines but they all have a beautiful spacious products with ambiance. This is so tight getting in and boring color scheme with no good looking food even no menu. This is so embarrassing to say the least. I wish there was still Continental airlines United is crappy. #NoBailout for you guys.😤👎🏾
@ivan74534 жыл бұрын
You took your life in your hands flying United. It's known as "seating for a beating" UA do not beat their competitors, instead they beat their customers. UA has to be the most impolite, ill-mannered airline around.
@stephanieafrifa16962 жыл бұрын
Dont talk about our country USA yes we r fat and rich if u dont like us stay in your own country dont insult us