UNO becomes the ULTIMATE Conspiracy Session

[@FallenRingbearer]

An Amercan, Irishman, and a Brit trashing each other over The Famine and Slavery killed me.

[@pokegamerxz]

30:08

[@i0am0random]

I thought this was going to be a "walked into a bar" joke when I started reading it

[@eleanornicholls8991]

And a Canadian

[@FallenRingbearer]

@@eleanornicholls8991 He was just worried they'd bring up the Schools.

[@elchomper.1063]

The funny part is it was British. Its always the fuckin British that started the slave trade they ended it sure but those early "Americansx where all BRITISH

[@s1l3nc3r1985]

What gets me cackling is that Gidd didn't really start talking more until the porn star/murderers conversation occurred. 😂🤣

[@desperate4dopamine]

😏😏😏 relatable for him?!?! Lolol

[@Giddawid]

Oh I’m usually pretty quiet anyway so I let them get their content 😊 Uno is very chilled to play for me

[@Giddawid]

Thanks for the fun! Always a blast to +5 Himi repeatedly 😂

[@Jose-zs3he]

I find it hilarious how you were pising nogla off more and more once the porn stars vs murderers debate started

[@emanalastas]

I just want to say as a long time fan of nogla, i'm sorry and thank you. And there are more murderers than p*rnstars.

[@BOB-id1sl]

There r definitely more murderers than P-stars, without a doubt. Nogla, u really changed that argument to fit your narrative. Ur a murderer if u kill another human being...whether it's self defense or out of anger ur still a murderer.

[@PYR0F0RCE]

I love how stubborn Nogla is about the Murderers vs Porn Stars debate, when he is clearly wrong

[@IEmberSM]

My man really underestimates the number of murders

[@anarchyvii3729]

Thank you for your time and effort making these videos Nogla. It's been several months since my partner of 3 years gave up on me. Now very recently my sister has had her heart broken by someone she trusted very much. Your videos always give me a smile and I'm sure I'm not the only one struggling with real life and need help. A big thank you to the gang too. I would give anything to have friends like yours.

[@kellyg1051]

25:42 "Aliens have murders happen every day." Who..... wha?

[@verarose6969]

gotta love us some unhinged conspiracies

[@liamwhalen5628]

This squad needs to start a podcast ASAP

[@jdm5125]

Today’s uno podcast was very interesting lol

[@KendoExtendo11]

Nogla with some just absolutely based commentary lmao

[@TheDualityReaper]

Next among us, lock doors on Himi and ask him "Where are your wheels now?"

[@bgood424]

Yeah nogla doesn’t read comments, he just lets the A.I. nogla do it 😂

[@atmusic7617]

Love a good uno session❤❤

[@doguu6168]

definitely more murders than P⭐️

[@octae1217]

Woo, nogla time, i love when nogla said "it's noglaing time" and nogla'd all over himicane.

[@UltraCenterHQ]

Iconic

[@pikago1811]

I felt for Nogla on this one, was surprised by the lack of "base" D:

[@baderalzuabi901]

Nogla you’re saying have you seen the Middle East ( meaning there are many murders) I don’t want to argue just come to the Middle East and see how peaceful we live, even at 3 Am. No one dares to even bather you.

[@pikago1811]

This is the news fault that many people think this, unfortunately...

[@Miri92123]

Man I wish there was someone sound boarding nogla in this session 😂😂

[@imaniislander755]

Sounds like what usually goes on in a card game

[@OtcheR_]

15:33 "oh my gosh Nogla responded to me", "no, it was Nogla AI" but beforehand Nogla said that we all are AI from the future, so it mean _"true"_ Nogla still responded :D -(so I'm hoping for AI answer now but it ain't gonna happen :э)-

[@geckman2022]

Gid and Himi's banter is awesome.

[@huntoma4008]

I'm gatting more confident that nogla is an AI because when he started talking about the south park episode I realized that it is literally opened in another tab and I wanted to watch it after watching the video. HE KNOWS!

[@ghostluvin1258]

Uno is always fun

[@Thunderstar-ky4tf]

The game went on for so long, a wild Pjonk has appeared.

[@elchomper.1063]

Exactly nogla. The bar for p stars is underground

[@TriSticle]

The porn stars or murderers question isn't fair because they're not on the same level. There are more people that do or have done porn that aren't porn stars, but everyone that purposefully kills someone else(outside self defense) is a murder. So there'd be more murderers than porn stars. But if the question was serial murderers to porn stars, my money would be on porn stars.

[@ahmaddaniel6500]

I mean if its just being paid to be on films then a lot of amateur webcam vids would be p0rn stars

[@rushoflife2368]

Computers in a relationship are the one place Trojans don’t belong in the bedroom.

[@riggedgamer2588]

I'm expecting the Uno video where Brian uses the soundboard to trick evan that's all I've been thinking about

[@pikago1811]

Yesssssss

[@BOB-id1sl]

How tf did a single plane collapse a huge building? U can't tell me they didn't fall like there were bombs throughout the buildings.

[@lil-tater]

watchmojo's top 10 funniest jokes; #1 - saying "I hope you step on a Lego"

[@kylefauss4697]

Nogla literally described Replika

[@youtuner9031]

0:50 I ligit was one second away from commenting this lol

[@NamesMori]

It's actually concerning if nogla was serious about more po*nstars over murderers...

[@infinitus_Inanis]

Fr, pornstars have to be famous to be considered a porn “star” and not just a porn actress.

[@nickvancleve5070]

Well considering they spend most of their time on the internet, they don’t understand how messed up the world actually is

[@NamesMori]

@@nickvancleve5070 that is true

[@nathan-3191]

Nogla gonna predicted the future

[@Justhereforthemoviesandtv]

13:40 so when himi got pulsed 5 it’s because with that card when he picks a color you have to draw until you get that color so I drew 5 cards until you got that color

[@Nightmare-qs1rx]

i find it funny how whenever they talk about onlyfans kara tries her best to leave the convo or change the subject or go silent😂

[@Niclout]

Kara isnt in the video…?

[@PhreakinPhilip]

^

[@acarter0387]

​@@Niclout Yeah she is at the end.

[@Nightmare-qs1rx]

@@Niclout she is for a lil bit theres a bunch sitting deafened or muted in the discord call bruh

[@Nightmare-qs1rx]

@@Niclout i was wrong and mistook her for pjonk but it has happened in other vids

[@jexerkyleadefuin2729]

2:46 theory with the same energy as "life is just a simulation program by a higher being".

[@brettbat]

Conspiracy theory: birds aren't real, they're an invention of the government to spy on us 😂

[@Nebula_TheProtogen]

Unooo a classic

[@youtuner9031]

Bro pasta is so relatable

[@demonicdemon6929]

12:55 pigeons were used as informants in ww2 or ww1

[@tommycampanis867]

So about 450,000 murders happen per year globally, which means it’s around 1,200 murders per day. Just thought I’d share.

[@chancemeyers8502]

Nogla was definitely wrong in that arguement, which is why he got more defensive and aggressive lolm nogla doesnt like to admit hes wrong sometimes :🤪

[@chancemeyers8502]

Cause Nogla was arguing a moot point. Ill even give it to him in a way. All pornstars can be whores, but not all whores are pron stars. Where as a murderer is some one who intentionally commmits a murder they know if morarly wrong or unjustified. Sorry nogla, I agree with Himi and Gidd

[@huhwhatguy]

Am I the only one that when sometimes Himi makes a one or two word comment, it sounds like Ohm and do a 'wait, what`?

[@tangy3366]

Nah Nogla you are wrong my guy. There is more murderers

[@michealvega1373]

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

[@jonathanberry8656]

I still wanna get the group together with pasta and jigglypanda.

[@OptionalCPU]

3:43 there already are apps like Replika and Kajioto for that!

[@JLion__]

Ay nogla you and the boys should play this game called chivalry it might be fun

[@alexia4251]

i bet they will FLIP for this uno session

[@johnpuffer7935]

Lol the moon doesn't rotate Nogla 💀 It is tidally locked 😭🤣

[@PawziePup]

Hecc yeah, nogla content

[@_WiZ420]

More wheels than doors? Highly depends on what you're counting for both. A door is typically known as the barrier between doorways, meaning a car's trunk can actually fit the criteria for being a door. A window, similar to a doorway, is actually the opening. To this end, most coverings for windows like glass can be considered doorways. If you continue down this long list of technicalities, even your typical car would have 6 or more "doors" compared to its 7 or more wheels. However, at the bare bones of this debate, it's very likely that more wheels have been recorded "findable" as opposed to doors. When labeling what the shape of a door could be, there's a lot more structural freedom. When labeling what a wheel is, they are restricted a lot more, making them easier to identify quickly. With a MINIMUM of 40 billion wheels in the world, any minimalization of time being consumed would be necessary to get the real answer. If you're asking whether I think there's more abundance of a door vs a wheel in their simplest forms, then I am going to say wheel. At the core, it's a circular object revolving around an axle that allows for easier movement of something. In looser terms, you can equate this to steering wheels, gear wheels, toy wheels, etc. I don't know about you, but I'd personally bet on there being more toy cars with functional wheels and gear pieces than doors that can fit the definition of a "real" door. Hell, most toy doors don't function much like a real one at all. To be precise in my statement though, I am merely stating that I believe there to be more wheels in these cases, as opposed to the cases where more doors exist, such as mansions. When counting it up (at least in my head), I notice that it's either: a lot more wheels than doors, only slightly more wheels than doors, or only slightly more doors than wheels. Situations where doors are more abundant aren't by as much due to technology in our world. A multi story house has 4 doors of entry, the 4 windows uptop counting as doors, and the 8+ doors inside? Cool, fridges, ovens, dish washers, and etc. appliances commonly have 4 wheels. It's never going to be a big gap, so this is why I believe there to be more wheels than doors in our world. Why type all of this? Idk fuggit dude lol

[@IcyElliephante]

I’m so happy to find this comment cause I needed someone else to have thought about it as much as I did

[@patrioticz2858]

19:40 wouldn't be like that if it wasn't for Democrats policies like Obamacare was a tax that raised prices with is why it was considered unconstitutional and he even admitted it was. Anyway I can go on and on, Denish D'Souza has good videos on it and anything made by the economic genus Thomas Sowell is great (rip Thomas)

[@PKay7]

All I’m saying is have you ever seen a baby pigeon? I haven’t idk man pigeons could be drones.

[@ireljonescausing3720]

sometimes i forget that I'm watching UNO 🤔🤔.

[@equivalentkarma9110]

There’s a conspiracy theory that we are playing a game on a future vr headset in like 3063 where we are playing someone in the past

[@EDIAV42]

Just talking about conspiracies that South Park has done basically

[@UmamaGoblin]

Himi is a simp except on women's month 🥃 I can respect that

[@UltraCenterHQ]

Gotta have balance in the force

[@2KGod1222]

Himi got a “plus 5” because that’s where the next card of that color was

[@crashunderride]

GGG = Grief God Gidd. Lol

[@bigfoodstyle5531]

Pasta gotta be from Georgia

[@zoltangeczy667]

Hearing about George Soros as a Hungarian just made my day 😂

[@johnvillanueva7486]

Before AI wife, we have pillow waifu. They are not loud like the real wife

[@Madude62]

NOGLA I WAS IM THE MIDDILE OF WATCHING YOUR RECENT VIDEO!!!

[@RXzorEdge]

Nogla should just play Detroit Become Human. All of his questions will be answered

[@kirk2584]

so many murderers.

[@chandlermoore5398]

Def more murderers. Nogla dont get it lol

[@janaebythebae]

Nogla's big brain 🧠 😳 🤣

[@Fasoozle]

Nogla I love you

[@jakethegeniegamer6289]

I feel like Pasta would get along well to CDawgVA, AKA Connor.

[@orionwilson7948]

If they can put a mic in a cat for spying Dearing the cold war. I think they could put some camera or mics in trained pigions 🤷‍♂️

[@singhmrsingh]

Calling out for Nogla A.I. 15:35

[@djfuzzo1]

"noglas the least racist here" little do they know about what just happened on the clash royale zombies map lol

[@codypowers6425]

Nogla the reason they say pigeons are spy's because no one ever seen a baby pigeon

[@brunhin2]

The conspiracy theory is often about birds in general, because not only do you rarely see baby birds, you rarely see their corpses anymore. Also, birds now seem to prefer power lines over trees as roosts, so they say that is the birds recharging

[@timtayntor9613]

BUT- does it turn the friggin frogs gay??

[@mr.sharck5172]

There's more murder than in the X movies

[@shaesnider3237]

I had the mickey mouse clubhouse song stuck in my head until i got home from work. then I watched this video. son of a--

[@ThatDigitalGuy]

I once stubbed my toe on my bedframe so bad It pealed away the skin and revealed bone

[@patrioticz2858]

9:30 her woman instincts are showing lol

[@zombieblaster5754]

im waiting for the soundboard episode.

[@josiahhendricks8221]

There's already A.I. S.O. 👀

[@SirGoonsquire]

Anytime they say good guy Gid it feels weird to me.

[@emilivar4558]

Hey Nogla, there is a new Backrooms game called BACKROOMS: APPREHENSION, it's early accsess but you could get Vanoss in the title with a Backrooms game.

[@angelflores6671]

Be careful please nogla the elites are always watching 🙄

[@unculturedswine7993]

The real question is how many porn star murderers there are. It's probably a much smaller number. And are they murderers who murder porn stars, or are they murderers who just so happen to also be porn stars?

[@kbr2791]

Amazing 😊

[@ajmalrehmat]

The prnstar murderer question, what defines a murderer? Because anyone can kill anyone but does it mean that they’re a murderer because someone caught them or does it mean they just killed someone and had got away with it? I’m genuinely curious about what makes someone a murderer, I sound pretty stupid cos of that question but I’m curious, that’s all. And for a prnstar, do regular videos count? Like I could record me getting head from my girl, would that count as us being prnstars? Like u could be be a prnstar from recording videos but not posting them but yet you’d watch the videos back and could bust a nut from it or u could murder someone and no one know u killed someone but could u be classed as a murderer. Shits confusing and got me curious

[@CDRhammond]

I have VA healthcare which is free but a bigger joke than any other healthcare out there. Still trying to get a doctor to take the fact my left side of my head is going numb at times, feels like pressure building up near the temple or I'm dealing with a migraine which I doubt is just due to something like stress.

[@anime3806]

I guess the problem is what do u define murder as? Personally I consider wars and anything other than self defense and accidents as murder. If u define murder as that then it's clear there are more murders than pornstars. If u consider murder in the sense of just individual people killing 1 or 2 people than yes I can see pornstars > murders.

[@imaniislander755]

That is just a regular card game

[@imaniislander755]

42 minutes in

[@lyraglam4604]

Nogla why did you private your among video

[@UltraCenterHQ]

Awesome

[@samker7758]

Nogla A.I sounds like another great channel idea, just saying. Make it do the scenario, editing etc and go with it.

[@youtuner9031]

I'm now trying to answer the question at the start of the second half of the video, and I believe if we think about this logically there are more new murders everyday then pstars I mean there can only be such a big market for pstars but murders can happen anytime anywhere Even at the bare minimum of murders not including wars or self defense or people killing on that line still there are multiple people killing people for things that shouldn't have people killing people for, I mean at least more than 100 murderer is classified as such a day where there isn't that many pstars a day being made, even you include people trying and failing to be a star in that category If we include all people who have ever killed and go against all people who who have done p then p might start standing a chance but the p Industry isn't as global as a ability as murder so still

[@_Beastie_]

LeGoS

[@amejia3305uuujjeggtt]

Wait is pasta and Gid an actual thing? I thought she was married to someone and living with them?

[@marthasantiago5290]

5:05