Rodney Carrignton Marriage

[@Girth.Brooks11]

The 4th down joke is hands down one of the BEST jokes in comedy history.

[@frolicdiver]

He’s one of the funniest guys ever. We all have our flaws but the way he describes stuff is like hangin out with your best friend. I WISH I could have a couple beers with him.

[@tylerdaniel6428]

I saw rodney live shortly after his divorce and he was not the same... i hope some of the happiness has come back to his life.

[@krickkraft1672]

Agreed, that takes its toll on a man for sure

[@ricknelms]

none of us are ever the same are we?

[@joshchoate9499]

​@krickkraft1672 I saw him a month ago and his set was hilarious some of his best work so I think he's getting over it

[@user-ho5vz5tg3r]

I saw the 2013 Show too, it was really dark.

[@wildman318]

@@ricknelmsnot me. I’ve been alone for almost 25 years.

[@sylviayoung6574]

I was blessed with being able to see Rodney at the Civic center in Farmington, NM. OMG I never laughed so dang hard in my life!! I literally had to cross my legs to keep from peeing!! We miss you man please come back! We have never needed laughter more than we do at this moment in time...God Bless you my favorite pair of Wranglers!!

[@dougevans6389]

I was blessed to see him at the Fox theater in Atlanta Georgia the most beautiful and best place to see any band or any comedian or anything in the world is the Fox theater in Atlanta Georgia it is beautiful and he was so funny I’m like you I’ve never laughed so much in my life he needs to come back I would love to see him again!! So Sylvia May God bless you and your family and keep you safe in these bad times we’re living in is my prayer!!! Amen 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@jeffreysalter8111]

I agree we need Rodney and Ron white together that would be awesome

[@joeharp3898]

T7677

[@henryjim6659]

Wow!! Wish I seen him at that time...man that succs...I'm from here too!! FMT!!!..

[@cravinmodank]

I was born in Farmington .... Just saying

[@rt-kw8jd]

Iv been listening to this guy since1993.an he is funny as hell

[@diannemartin7500]

Where is he from? I live in North Carolina and I go see Chris Wiles as much as I can in Greensboro, I live in a small town North of Winston Salem

[@balerjohnson3099]

I first heard Rodney on Bob and Tom and now all these years later Rodney is my go to guy when I need a laugh and just feel better ..thx boss.

[@brettallison5753]

Listened to Tom & Bob every chance I'd get. Heard Rodney on it a few times myself way back in the early years.here I am now still listening years later.😂

[@sealot2420]

The penalty for grabbing the pouch was absolutely the funniest

[@kenfrank3782]

Drove around the USA for a year - We had a couple of his CD’s and loved playing them Laughing our butt rd s off every time.

[@justintucker155]

Seen him march 2016 at the adler theater davenport Iowa. He was absolutely amazing got to meet and greet afterwards. Hes amazing!!!!

[@paulgrisez5834]

This clip never gets old

[@howdyhowareya7240]

I went to this show a few years ago with friends, we laughed the whole time! Rodney is great. I’d love to attend another show.

[@johnwilliamson2276]

I can't tell you how funny this is! My eyes are full of tears. And I can share it with my wife, that would bring on WWIII!

[@timburton1715]

Hilarious 😂 absolutely hilarious because it's true and we can truly relate... love ❤️ being able to laugh 😂 at life with family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and friends ... thanks 🙏🏻 for sharing.

[@id10t98]

7 years old and still relevant is the sign of great comedy!

[@leahrollins6706]

Saw him live and laughed non stop!!!

[@april464]

Funniest Comedian Ever! Oooooo and the smile just makes you melt....

[@rodneycarrington2022]

Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number ([phone]) [e-mail]

[@markmartin5765]

I saw Rodney in north California, I can say it will fit a must see in my list.But I want to see him again, a true ,true comic genius they, as everyone knows he could easily be a known as a singer,what a voice and talent!

[@iluvdrywall]

New Rule: always start your day by watching a comedy skit. Rodney is a great choice.

[@actownsend7288]

I do that throughout the day and Rodney Carrington is one of the funniest comics you’ll see today.

[@phayzyre1052]

Anyone that’s been married 20 years or more will completely understand this!

[@selena_steffen]

Omg 😂😂😂you're so funny watched all your video clips 😂 🤣!! Oh mylanta ya got me in stitches Rodney !!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😂

[@roberttaylor3373]

I seen Rodney in Jonesboro Arkansas and he was hilarious! My wife and I laughed so hard that our faces hurt and we was soar the next day! I’ve been listening to him for a long time and he is just too funny!

[@barrythompson867]

I love watching and listing to Rodney.

[@Yooper2024]

​@Rodney Carrington I've been listening since "Hangin' with Rodney". Wow, that's the late 1990's. Loved Beer for My Horses, especially the scene in the washroom...a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now. I watch that about once a month, same as Live at the Majestic.

[@benw5291]

This dude is funny as shit and I'm from the hood which lets you know that every race has something to offer.

[@PhilMante]

Dave Chappelle & Chris Rock are hilarious, and I'm from the trailer park.

[@wildcard....4114]

2023 Never ever gets old!😂🥳💖💯👍 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟☝️

[@jeffhoward9186]

He is speaking the truth here guys. That shit actually happens.

[@tkw79]

Lol..I always say "I wanted to the other night and you didn't want to" to my husband and he always yells "when?! Where was I"?! Rodneys so hilarious!

[@yohnny8839]

“When my foot touched your foot” happened to me

[@JohnGalt1960]

Me too.

[@k_h_nobody]

Used to be, with my ex wife!

[@charlesdell2864]

Take him with an open mind, and you can enjoy close to two hours of laughter. Not all comedians are pure as the driven snow, that why the open mind, ENJOY.

[@marycarson3579]

Good to hear Rodney tell it like it is I love love love the analogy using being a child all adults relate keeping this on for extra laught5Thanks Rodney

[@rodneycarrington2022]

Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number ([phone]) [e-mail]

[@PoutinePete]

Never heard this guy before, he's frickin funny!

[@need4speednv]

5 to 7 days out of the month. I have a wife and four daughters, try all month.

[@LordDouglas83]

I have no words that can convey how sorry I am.

[@DubPaj]

I grew up the youngest of 8. 5 were girls. My wife tells everyone that I was well broken before we got married

[@frankbob4043]

bob sponge. Well shit Bob, you must be carrying one of yer past family members penance. When you get to heaven, I'd have a serious talk with God and demand that you get to live in Charlies Chocolate Factory for the rest of eternity.

[@wtfcanuck7952]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg]

Tell me about it,,,, mother, 5 sisters, 2 wives, several girlfriends,,,,, I'm a guy who's suffered from PMT all my life!

[@shananalexander9789]

When my foot touched your foot. Still laughing 😂😂😂

[@steveng1624]

But that sounds about right with a woman.... LOL

[@mudmaster3450]

I was about to comment the same thing, lol lol lo fuckin L

[@josephnewcomb5670]

Lol Wish I Knew

[@IrishAmericanconnection]

My friend its been a year, are you alright?

[@josephnewcomb5670]

Lol sounds like need teach my foot to tap my wiener and say HEY WAKE UP

[@krystinekilger7737]

"look at my shoes they make me run fast." all of my children have told me that at least once in their lives

[@Wtnd911]

Krystine Kilger exactly hahahaha. So true.

[@theothertroll]

must be a trailer park thing -

[@brandonlandin5869]

Krystine Kilger then th th bc,cfffh ug dc hg (xfrr :-) 5_5__3-! xxx (

[@brandonlandin5869]

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[@richardriner1632]

Krystine Kilger

[@73botie]

...saw him live and laughed for two SOLID hours!

[@jeffsmallwood8200]

Don't do acid u will laugh until it kills u

[@APB225]

Yep me too

[@udayadams]

Lucky you, we just booked for next year, anyway we all love heeem

[@gymshoe8862]

This is the funniest six minutes of comedy, but also full of truth (which makes it even funnier)

[@thomasbuchanan1791]

Every single man ought to see this before they buy the ring !!!! man

[@shawnchief28]

The NFL referee bit had me crying!

[@johndoe8050]

pen mightygun dude he’s a country stand up comedian. What else you think he’s talking about? And literally every nfl ref acts like that

[@johndoe8050]

pen mightygun not to mention he literally said 4th down

[@igot99problemsbutmyaltaint73]

Gold, 100th 🖒 Cheers All 💪🍻

[@rickreesman6599]

Shawn Lambert that’s was great

[@bassinbilliards6279]

The fricken echo made that!

[@conniegriffin4190]

I 💘 Rodney....!!!!!! He's so hilarious....!!!!!!! 😂

[@ramrod6279]

LOL!! Rodney always delivers.

[@xxskabxx]

Seeing this tour I cackled my ass off cried so hard

[@lollipopsnsugarsmiles4176]

😂 I'm bleedin, get me a tea I'll be back 😂

[@rodneycarrington2022]

Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number ([phone]) [e-mail]

[@JBOM-qp8nq]

Holy shit man 😂😂😂 grabbing the pouch 12 yard penalty, no sex.. 4th down lmfao 🤣

[@jamiemcvay4053]

This guy should have been on the blue collar comedy tour

[@MikeHunt-ix2xy]

Jamie McVay Rodney's way too vulgar for blue collar.

[@liquidsleepgames3661]

@@MikeHunt-ix2xy still better then the stupid heres your sign or a drunk dude who is about 40 years past there prime.or what ever bill does that people think hes funny

[@chrismooney5737]

Yes he should I watch his videos all the time

[@curtist919]

no sex penalty 4th down LMAO!!! 😂🤣

[@basspro373]

Look at my shoes, they make me run fast......

[@lindar5413]

He is friends with my boss and has been by a couple of times to visit. He is hilarious 😂

[@APB225]

How good Is that

[@rodneycarrington2022]

Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number ([phone]) [e-mail]

[@clifframey]

Saw him in Kentucky last year with a good friend. We laughed nonstop. Still missing spending time with her

[@Superabound2]

​@Rodney Carrington fake account scammer

[@debbieskaggs8255]

I love this man.....so damn funny!!!

[@rodneycarrington2022]

Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number ([phone]) [e-mail]

[@watson103053]

In A Time That Comedy Seems To Always Be The Best Medicine

[@jasonarnold6043]

God Bless Ya......Goodnight......See ya in the morning🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bjusticeforever]

No grabbin' the pouch!

[@darrell3118]

I miss Rodney as he was allover the place being funny for a few years! Then he just disappeared . His TV show was funny as hell too! He did make a movie with Toby Keith called " Beer for my Horses" that was funny , even had Ted Nugent in it ....LOL

[@billhouse8199]

I can't believe l found you once again on KZbin. I got you wrote down on my favorite's. Thanks

[@partriarch]

ROFLMAO Absolutely hilarious! This guy is great!

[@rodneycarrington2022]

Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number ([phone]) [e-mail]

[@gloriaforman1362]

That pouch thing is the truest thing ever said 😂😂😂😂

[@cynthiacochrane9691]

That was really good I enjoyed that I needed that laugh this morning have a good day

[@rmbkman]

LMFAO!¡!!!!! This is spectacular!!! HAHAHA!!!! I love it!! Thanks SO MUCH for sharing!!!

[@rodneycarrington2022]

Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number ([phone]) [e-mail]

[@ConfusedChocolateStrawbe-vj2qf]

Lord Douglas have one of the great 👍 and funniest men have ever have listened to have been to a few places Nashville and California but he is totally off the hook 🪝 forget the ten pound bass just saying he is a top 🎩 notch comedian in every direction being amazing and so much talent to even begin to put in this comment but hell yeah to one of 👑 Kings in the business and a given factor with a doubt 🧐 🧐💯

[@ashangel7343]

No doubt..He's my favorite comedian!

[@NateKat80]

Looks like that old boys got himself a pouch too! 😎

[@mississippimud7046]

Funny as hell and funny actor too

[@CrazyMandy91]

I'm watching this bc I just entered to win some tickets to see him live. I hope I win. fingers crossed til they announce next Friday.

[@atheistconservative6211]

CrazyMandy91 well?? Get 'em??

[@adamhull6732]

Did u win them

[@mrsyoung8503]

Believe it! Receive it

[@frankbob4043]

Well, did ya win the dang tickets?

[@rodneycarrington2022]

Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number ([phone]) [e-mail]

[@kingmike40]

I'll have to remember to go to his shows with an empty bladder. I wouldn't be able to hold it in and wouldn't want to run to the restroom in fear of missing something.

[@theresaroth3954]

hilarious!! new to me but OMG he made me laugh so much

[@charlesorso9578]

was blessed to see him the first time in weatherford okla at jc cowboys in the early nineties i think lots of beer since then

[@DebbieCothran-j9s]

Omg I'm laughing so hard I'm making Lil squeaks just trying to not making any noise cause my room mates gonna hear it and we sposed to be sleeping and I got earphones on lmao

[@butchgreen5295]

Rodney is so freaking funny, I started crying, damn. If he don’t tell the truth. HAHAHAHA 😂

[@donaldallen2325]

Sounds like we married the same woman

[@kdvincent1982]

Donald Allen They’re all the same, man.

[@davidharrison6615]

Donald Allen we all married that woman !

[@andrakarsten226]

We're just insecure. But no woman should ever withhold sex as a punishment. Married for years next month and we are still in love. Don't ever settle for less. You know you are bringing your part to the relationship, get someone who will do the same. They are out there.

[@soisitimpossible]

@@andrakarsten226 Heck yeah if a woman "withholds sex" for punishment men need to move along! What kind of control freak does that? Marriage is based on love, respect and a healthy sex life not control. That's coming from a man that never thought nor had no desire to ever be married! Dealt with too many westernized feminists that had that control mentality! A foreign lady got me lol damn how life works in mysterious ways 😉!

[@andrakarsten226]

@@soisitimpossible I know loaaaaads of friends who witholds sex from their husbands. I also go to the bar with my hubby and the boys some times and I hear their stories. I get so fucking angry. They usualy divorce after 4 or 5 years. Some last 10 years. I am a personal hatter of feminism. I cant stand the movement. The nazis within need to grow fucking up otherwise they will die alone one day. I believe in serving your husband and raising your kids, at home. Im lucky to have a succesfull business as well. No man my husband and I are partners. The world today makes me so sick.

[@danielmcculloch6463]

One of the best comedians

[@steveng1624]

Look at my shoes they make me run fast..... LOL

[@donleejr7624]

YOUR RIGHT BROTHER !!!! AWESOME TELL LIKE IT IS DOWN SOUTH!!!!!!

[@robinemery]

Loved the whole set Rodney, I'm now a subscriber💜💜can't wait to see more 😂😂

[@onekerri1]

This ain't Rodney's channel.

[@coreyrobinson1510]

Rodneys channel actually Has good content haha

[@robertdillard3921]

We all laugh and know it’s all true. 😊

[@barrypfost2963]

Been there done that! Thanks for reminding Rodney.

[@brendasachs6848]

Absolutley Hilarius!

[@frasermckainmusic]

I love this dude.

[@fredstriker2042]

Marriage is a sucker's bet for men on a simple cost benefit analysis

[@travissullivan5476]

You have a great sound man! Oh yeah you funny too. Lmao

[@etxkevin7452]

"See you at the car!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slabbusterrtr7690]

Look at my shoes they make me run faster😂😂😂😂😂

[@JG-mg3if]

My kids be doing that 🤣. Every time they get a new pair..

[@leamarye923]

thanks for making me look forward to marriage LMAO

[@LordDouglas83]

Being married for 9 years, your welcome.

[@isabellapadron787]

when his son george is ur competitive cheer coach 😌

[@kramakers6958]

I am so excited to go see Rodney in Fort Wayne. Front row. I missed him.

[@randiwright5690]

Omg I luv this guy so much!! ❤️

[@Welther47]

"shit". not "Beep"! If you are old enough to watch this you know "shit"!

[@Welther47]

I dont give a shit.

[@johnboy7856]

Would've been awesome if that Stone Cold ad had popped up right at the 3:16 mark

[@jonathanfiske4324]

John Rainey ,

[@nathanwatson102]

That's what she said?

[@rubyatwell9983]

John Raingey

[@rubyatwell9983]

Nathan Watson

[@wilmafingerdoo2690]

I see what you did there....

[@Fnoel98356]

My dream comedy tour would be Rodney & Ron White. They would sell out every venue within s 1/2 hour guaranteed!

[@FrankNStein-cp6qm]

"Oh yeah, what about these" ? "I think we can hold off on that rule for awhile" lmao......

[@shannonmeyer1935]

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[@brettallison5753]

Great humor.laughing my ass off at the facts.🤣🤣

[@raymondrose6944]

I 😍 Carrington

[@elderemodemon]

Bill Engvall had a bit like this. He learned that apparently when your wife taps your shoulder, it means she's in the mood xD

[@tedpeters5858]

10 A M

[@marknewsom1780]

when you get to the point, where you take your clothes off, and you start laughing, its time to quit.....

[@sanmendez3048]

Yydyeye

[@Col92018]

No marriage, no cohabitation, no children .my 3 rules I live by

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

This was funny as hell

[@cowboysmith6162]

Sing you bastard lol

[@michelleralston8204]

Hilarious!

[@waltblack934]

rodney you dont know how real your stuff is real

[@swhip897]

Yes 😅he does

[@miguelcastaneda7236]

true words spoken..friggin a

[@ronaldparobek2169]

Fuc@#* Awesome 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂

[@jimross4091]

He is hillarious!!

[@johnjacks4095]

There's always a good woman behind the man and a mean wife behind her .