Unused Alan 1 - Mary

[@yossariancomplex]

I think the Mary stuff is the best thing Coogan's ever done. Well dark.

[@sparkstron73]

The mary character sounds like an old lady that I know who cuts dogs hair.This and roy from bungy with the makita drill, minus the power pack are genius and have me in tears.

[@metromikey1985]

The most honest thing Alan partridge has ever said. Mary " Oh Alan where's your sense of humour gone?" Alan " I haven't got one luv"

[@sollge]

alan is soo much better without the laughter track

[@themadplotter]

There is never a laugh track, it's filmed infront of and screened remotes to a live audience.

[@davidmarchant9386]

📈📈📈📈📈

[@billyc2010]

The way he swallows coffee like it's a shot of Whisky makes me laugh.

[@DJFREDHEAD2010]

you ever had a chicken on ya wrist

[@TURBODORK2]

ive heard and spoke to people like Mary, u can never tell if theyve totally lost it or not

[@jc441-i3q]

Speech radio attracts people like Mary

[@awinbisa]

I find this genuinely scary.

[@NxDoyle]

Here's a trivia note, for those of you who may not know: Mary is played by the pissfunny Amelia Bullmore, who plays Sonja.

[@tidytrax]

Nx Doyle I thinks Julia Davis

[@TheTamandtone]

Lovely stuff

[@themadplotter]

@@tidytrax no it's Bullmore?

[@agneswilder733]

It's Julia Davis

[@antonyjennings4644]

It's Bullmore who plays Sonia, Julia Davis is in Nighty Night.

[@campsjams]

Partridge looking at the camera 10 years before The Office. Ruddy bloody brilliant.

[@123wilbs]

That was textbook Partridge

[@maxredlands466]

Hello Alan...I forgive you

[@oilusboyne]

LIQUID RADIO

[@steviewonder2049]

sounds like salad fingers

[@paulanicholls2578]

short and random q

[@BoiledOctopus]

Rusty spoons...

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

Cheryl Crow use to be a Lab Technician

[@william-uk]

Anybody else mishear this *every single time* as Cheryl Cole, from Girls Aloud? (She was in a TV ad for British Gas.)

[@themadplotter]

@@william-uk nah probably just you bud.

[@darz_k.]

@@william-uk I actually just read that as cheryl cole.

[@visionist7]

@@themadplotter I thought he meant Cheryl Cole as well

[@andymerrett]

Sheryl Crow Cheryl Cole It's all about the first letter. :)

[@chevronactionflash6837]

The bit is missing where he says about how it's a good job she is wearing pants as some sickos must train hawks to fly up womens skirts. "Knickers is home" I believe is how he puts it!! BLoody hilarious!

[@visionist7]

*Maryyy,* after all the pain has goone, ahm ahlways gahna live'ta'be'yaah'maaaaaaaaaaan

[@deepzepp4176]

Scary stuff.

[@nutbrix1234]

Have you ever had a chicken on your wrist?

[@Mankind081]

Nina Vanier.

[@Mishima505]

That’s Mel Hudson

[@foreverred105]

The face behind the window is freaking me out

[@DJFREDHEAD2010]

butterbath

[@visionist7]

Sounds kinky

[@frankspencer6935]

Mary is almost as good as Michael. There should of been more of her.

[@jamesclement8985]

*Have. There should have been more of her.

[@CorruptUK83]

It is not a laughter track it was recorded in front of an audience

[@mattsephton]

Umm no

[@basilbrush9075]

Dozens of laughers descending on an owl sanctuary

[@andymerrett]

@@mattsephton Umm yes.

[@catpowermarshall]

Sounds like the woman from Meteor.

[@zapkvr0101]

The movie or the pinball game

[@william-uk]

Why doesn''t he just close her fader?

[@mattsephton]

Because it wouldn't be funny!

[@wangflop]

Yeah, who is she?

[@L0K3]

sounds like julia davis to me

[@rosskelly4618]

Flitwick

[@eightiesboy]

I'm not sure if Alan did it on purpose but in KMKY he pronounced it Flit-wick when as far as I am aware, it is actually pronounced Flittick. Please correct me, if I'm talking absolute drivel.

[@rosskelly4618]

@@eightiesboy you are correct. I live near Flitwick and it is indeed pronounced Flittick

[@richsan4923]

Glad we've cleared that one up

[@ED-209UHD]

Diss

[@rosschambers1987]

Mary = Gill?

[@edrooney9580]

What is the name of the actress with the Hawk?

[@ArnoGoldfinger]

Melanie Hudson also plays Nina Vanier in Knowing Me Knowing You among other things.

[@christschinwon]

@@ArnoGoldfinger she's so good at television!

[@JJONNYREPP]

Operations Support 1140am 11.7.23 the jokes are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

[@zapkvr0101]

Falcons

[@looseheadtom]

who is this actress

[@ED-209UHD]

Julia Davis

[@martinmerrywinkle]

someone cut out just the bit where mary is intercepting his radio line and post it as 'Single funniest alan partridge clip ever'

[@flare90]

Is this not the officer from Alpha Papa.

[@Somecrazyshish]

probably because of the amount of 'dead air' that'd occur in the awkward moments, they must do it to avoid that or the producers were convinced dead air was a bad thing. In my opinion it makes the awkward situations slightly more bearable

[@jamesmoreton4095]

That is Premier League