What Was Your Finest Moment of Revenge?

[@combinecommando001]

The best revenge is to live well.....and passively rubbing it in their face knowing full well they're watching and seeting at the sight.

[@jashshah5029]

Nothing makes girls more angrier than someone ignoring them and doing bettet

[@combinecommando001]

@@jashshah5029 oh, don't I know that.

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

Honestly ignoring is some of the best kind of spite you can do. Hell, even playing games online if someone shit talks you just ignore them and they will literally start yelling at nothing.

[@drunkbillygoat]

I'm doing that right now. 41 and retired. In Greece.

[@paulac.munoztorres]

Oooff, that feels so so good. And smiling at people you know don’t like you who are watching you doing well 😇

[@peterkoller3761]

Back in the eighties, I as a working class kid attended an upper class school in my town, and there was this highbrow teacher bullying me, like blaming and punishing me for things I did not do, giving me worse grades than I deserved etc. Then there was this photography class I attended and while out taking pics for a project, I saw him cheating on his wife with who later turned out to be the headmaster´s/principal´s significant other (which I did not know at the time). OF COURSE, 17 year old me took a whole series of photos, developed and multiplied them, hung them up all around the school building and sent a set of copies to his wife. not quite a year later - his wife had gotten a divorce and he was teaching at a different school by then (cos he suddenly and miraculously hadn´t gotten along with the headmaster/principal any more) - I ran into him in town. I greeted him the freindliest I could and with a smile on my face told him it was me who had ended both his marriage and his job. I´ll never forget the look on his face - and still enjoy my triumph over that bastard.

[@BBunny11]

This is the best revenge story i’ve heard 😩

[@pauldavis9387]

Savage baby! I love it!

[@plsdontdoxme2644]

this is did not happen

[@randomaccount8020]

@@plsdontdoxme2644 nothing ever happens

[@plsdontdoxme2644]

@@randomaccount8020 if you believe this then your gullible asf

[@mysteryminx2619]

I had a friend who so completely ruined my self-esteem I believed her when she said I had no creative talent. Five years later I was hired for a job in the Entertainment industry. Six years after that I was a department head and a producer. Then I beat cancer. She now lives in my old home town and has a tax lien on her house. We paid cash for our cars and our house. Sent her five screen shots of different credits and crew shots. She blocked me. No regrets.

[@Mr.WhatzitTooya]

Back in 7th grade, a girl falsely accused me of touching her and this led to the whole class turning against me. One year later, around Diwali season, she and her friends were playing around with their shoes off in class for some reason. I was outside and I found a centipede in the ground so I decided to lure it in with an empty soda bottle and dumped it in her shoe without being noticed. When she was about to put her shoes on, the centipede bit her. It was so bad that she had to be escorted to the hospital til lunch time. I was never caught and I regret nothing.

[@rondadepenbusch8152]

Centipedes don’t bite to the point that you’re required to goto the hospital . Unless you live in a country that has poisonous centipedes ???? I live in the USA and I’ve never heard of there being a poisonous one ever .

[@Benetavus]

She deserves more tbh

[@Mr.WhatzitTooya]

@@rondadepenbusch8152 it would've been a false alarm from the hospital which is why she came back around lunch time

[@dankkush4394]

@@rondadepenbusch8152probably because bro made it up. most of the stories here are.

[@paulryan9818]

She totally deserved it, using the excuse of being female and acting as if she was groped ought to be a crime.

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

Had a chief while in the Navy who just didn't like me... He seemed hell bent to harass me at every opportunity, and on more than a few occasions did pretty much everything in his power to get me written up. Nothing came of it. Then on the first med'cruise with him, he was working the quarterdeck when I got back with a group of friends, and of course everyone had had a few. Europe is considerably more liberal in their views of drinking than the U.S. so a lot of us rarely got opportunities to drink State-side... BUT of course, my chief absolutely has to write me up for being dangerously drunk and make some big production of it. This results in a Command decision that I'm to be escorted through town by someone at least E-5 in rank... and some general asinine requisite that I can be tested at any time for alcohol and what-not. Ordinarily I don't defend drunkenness, but literally EVERY member of the crew returned drunk... plenty were considerably worse off than me... SO our visit to Naples comes up. I dropped the hint I knew a few people around the Pompeii area, and the Medical Officer (A Lt.Cmdr) decided to join me as the escort. AND an officer of any rank was higher then E-5, so that was easily settled. I did know people around the Pompeii exhibits, digs, and even several of the shops and restaurants on that end of town... SO I got us into a nice restaurant (3 Michelin stars nice)... AND guess who shows up... As luck would play out, my Chief and another guy from a different division stormed right through the place to our table while the Med' Officer was away to the bathroom. AND immediately the Chief is bitching about me being out on my own... in spite of strict Command protocols that everyone have a "Liberty Buddy" and on top of my requirement to have an E-5 attached at all times... Then the waiter showed up. Michelin star level establishments are stringent about their own protocols. SO in order to meet with someone inside, you have to be invited. AND of course, upon being asked if I'd invite him, I flat refused. I even explained that he was making a scene, and bothering "us" (not mentioning who the other half of "us" was)... AND in a matter of seconds, there was security, escorting the Chief and his companion (on shore patrol) out of the restaurant. Chief wasn't having it... AND (at this point unbeknownst to me) his tirade got so loud and reckless, they called the police... I found out about the whole of the fiasco the next day, when the Chief's companion recognized me from the restaurant, and tried to blame me for getting them both harassed by the cops. I was called to account for myself in the First Lieutenant's office (He's the officer in charge of Deck Department)... AND I only connected him with the Medical Officer as to our goings on in town, and my conduct... AND that I had no way of knowing there was any fiasco with the police other than presumably that they'd escort the Chief off the premises and then stand guard until he gave up and went away. We'd had a lovely meal, and then a more than publicly available tour of the Pompeii exhibits and digs, and he even recommended that the officers over departments step in and stop the petty enlisted bullshit from growing beyond petty enlisted bullshit... (paraphrased, but not by much) SO long story short, there was a fairly flat refusal to let my Chief continue his active efforts against me personally. It was nearly a full-on transfer to another division of Deck Department, just to keep him separate from me the remainder of the trip. It was pretty glorious... I can't claim entire responsibility, but being able to get a Chief arrested overseas is a gratifying way to retaliate for being an asshole. With almost a month to cool down, he preferred to just avoid me after that. ;o)

[@fluffy_cheese7478]

Nice xD

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

@@fluffy_cheese7478 Glad you liked it, and don't forget the notes about "high end" restaurants and protocols about "invitations" to your table. It's a trick I keep in the back of my mind just in case of travel issues... You CAN find help and refuge that way... for the price of an expensive snack and drink. ;o)

[@Caraaaaxx]

My dad always eats anything nice that I buy for myself, chocolate, cookies, tasty drinks, muffins, anything tasty I get to have in the evening as a treat, it's gone, I left my rabbits treats on the kitchen table and he ate those! (He didn't know thy were for rabbits until I asked where the rabbit treats went and described the box 😂) but anyways, my dog has those kind of waxy looking treats I dont really know how to describe them....the point is they look like fudge, so I got a cookie, put cream cheese, (not the frosting, the actual cream cheese version) and I decorated it very nicely with the doggy treats that looked like fudge. Sure enough, he ate it... thought it was a good revenge until he said the cookie tasted a bit wierd but he liked it anyway...

[@mashfiqussalehin1310]

I feel sorrry for your dad XD

[@Caraaaaxx]

@@mashfiqussalehin1310 😂 it's ok, I think he enjoyed it to be honest

[@u6uggg6hguiuggy]

Next time, leave a molded sandwhich as bait. He will 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮.

[@Sampai91]

@@Caraaaaxx soap in the shape of cakes ✨👌 candle cookies and other objects that are look alikes but not harmful, just disgusting if you mistake it.

[@samanthashaw8329]

Just buy your pop a chocolate exlax candy bar peel original wrapper off and replace it with a Hershey bar wrapper. Or just wrap it up in decorated parchment paper and say it's homemade candy from an online business

[@Moo-2310]

This girl used to steal my pencils, chew them, then put them back in my locker. One day, I was eating nachos in a restaurant when I came up with an idea. I picked a bunch of jalapeños off ofmy nachos and took them home, before dicing the peppers and mixing them with pink play dough. I replaced my eraser with the mix, then left it on my desk and asked if I could get something out of my locker. Of course she stole my pencil and started chewing. She hadn't brought water with her so she had to wait 2 hours to drink. Her face was so red it was hilarious.

[@paulryan9818]

XD

[@mikeoxlong1100]

“language may vary and evolve, but revenge will always stay universally the same”

[@elisesteingruebl3292]

In sixth grade, a boy was being a jackass to me, taunting me, pretending to kick me, things like that. He wouldn't let up and administration refused to step in. Fast forward to probably about late November/early December and it was a rainy day so everyone is eating in the classroom. He'd been picking on one of my friends earlier that day and so that was the last straw. So I stand up and loudly tell him that for the last time, I won't be his girlfriend. The whole class hears, including all his friends. It was great! I don't think I'll ever forget the look on his face, one of my prouder moments.

[@Your_daily_edit]

Had an English teacher in 7th grade who hated female students cause she was married to the hot male teacher (never saw it myself but I did think he had a soothing voice). I had started seeing him during my school breaks and arriving early to his class. No alternative motives, I was just struggling with Math subject we were studying at the time and I wasn’t willing to sacrifice my A grade and he was kind enough to walk me through it step by step till I was confident I had it. Apparently this made me a target. Idk why. Maybe she just snapped one day and decided I would be the example to the other females? Maybe he was telling her about my progress and how proud he was of me? Maybe I was just an easy target? I shall never know. From that moment on, she was rude, put me down especially when I answered wrong, I think she was grading me lower than I deserved but I couldn’t prove it, started glaring at me, kept stealing him away when we were working on my homework cause I was an idiot, over looked bullying when she heard or saw it, ect... This went on for a few months (I think 3?) before I worked up the courage to ask the Maths teacher on how I could get on his wife’s good side cause I was dreading school now whereas before I was excited about learning. He asked me what I meant so I explained. He didn’t interrupt or say I was delusional, just patiently listened with a slight confused frown. Turns out he confronted her about it later and this led to a divorce and him moving away. Still the best Maths teacher I had despite his wife.

[@erickpoorbaugh6728]

What kind of a psycho gets jealous of 12-year-olds as an adult?

[@JmonsterNEO]

Girl, you saved that man from a life of misery with that harpy, you should feel proud of yourself.

[@TKLFG]

The best kind of revenge is the kind you don't plan they just happen. My oldest brother(10 years older than me) bullied me on and off throughout the years when we lived in the same house. So one day many years back, our mom takes him, our sister, and I to this railroad place in PA. He's big into model trains and was picking up this large O-Scale engine from one of the stores there. There were also several other little stores there, one sold snacks and candy. One of my favorite snacks was cheddar cheese popcorn, which this store sold small bags of. My mom gets me one and I scarf it down. Turns out the popcorn was a few days to about a week expired(keep that part in mind). Finally we're all back in the car, he's showing off his new engine all proud. Saying, "Isn't that that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?" Without thinking I just turn my face to him and deadpan reply, "I think it sucks." Then proceeded to unleash the most noxious and atomic smelling belch of my life right into his face. To this day he maintains that he felt like his "eyebrows were going to melt off of his face." You know it's a good one when even your former tormentor admits to it and is even a little proud of it.

[@JR_harlow]

Hold up!!!!! "So I went for it!" You took a dump on a guy passed out at a party.. LEGEND

[@lalalalasagna9965]

*69 likes*

[@ladysssa6914]

*108*

[@DontEatYourMicrowave]

*120*

[@Luis-dc3ih]

186

[@VulxaniSolas]

I remember during the first time I went to Summer Camp with my boy scout troop. For context, a summer camp is multiple Boy Scout troops would all camp together and take "classes" to try and earn some merit badges over the course of 5 days. Anyways, one of the merit badge classes I took was horsemanship, which was learning how to take care of horses. There were three guys from another troop that were constantly harassing me, making fun of me when the adults weren't looking, taking up all the room on a bench so that I couldn't sit down, everything from petty to downright mean. Cut to 3-4 days later, when we're mucking out the stalls, or shoveling poop for layman's terms. I'm in a stall by myself, and these three jokers were in the stall next to mine. They kept shoveling their horse poop into my stall, and I'm getting very visibly upset. An adult from my troop tries to come over before I lose my cool, but before he can, I have a nice, stinking pile of horse crap on my shovel, and I throw it into their stall.... also covering them from the waist down. When they tried to call foul, the adult from my troop called them out on the crap they had been flinging into my stall. You can bet my ancestors up in heaven were bragging about me then.

[@alexispalangeo8643]

I was bullied when I was a kid. One asshole always took my drink during lunch so I peed in a bottle of apple juice, put it in the fridge and brought it with me the next day. As usual he would come, take it and chug it before I could do anything but this time, I was waiting. I simply looked as he chugged my bottle of "trust me it's apple juice". One chug and he spit it out. It was a good day.

[@Riesa87]

That birthday revenge reminded me the time i turned maybe 8 or 9. I invited just about everyone from our class. There was this girl who dictated pretty much everything (including her parents in home). She started bullying me pretty early (like in 1st grade) and also told everyone they can't be my friends just because she said so. She told everyone not to come to my birthday party. No one did. She showed up like hour and a half after the party was supposed to start just to drop me a birthday card and some random tiny gift when in reality she just came to make sure other kids obeyed her. She was there about five minutes and then left looking smug. I spent my birthday all alone (well my family were there ofc). Bullying never subsided. Not even changing schools helped (just 2km apart). Later i heard she went nuts. Remember the anthrax panic back in the day? Well she thought she was really clever when she snuck to the old schools premises and spread potato flour all over the stairs. Police were called and then came the men in hazmat suits. Finally they found out that it was just a trick and who did it. What i heard she was send to psychiatric hospital. And then finally when we were already adults... I heard she had a baby. Sickly, tiny poor thing... I'm 100% sure the kid will be bullied because she looks different and children are mean. I feel so bad for the child but what comes to her mother... well.... karma will always come to bite you in the butt sooner or later. She will feel the same pain my mom was in when i was bullied. Since that one dumb birthday party i haven't had any actual bday parties. I kinda hate them. I didn't even have my "Dirty Thirties" party 3 years ago (turning 30 is "big party milestone bday" where i live). Traumas...

[@hothotheat3000]

I swear I remember a story about a couple that got divorced and then a couple years after the divorce was final, the ex husband won the lottery. Not just a small amount, we’re talking “live like a king forever as long as you don’t blow it” kind of money. The ex wife said she would sue him for it, claiming that she was entitled to half, but he bought the ticket YEARS after they divorced, so she had zero claim. I think her suit was thrown out of court, didn’t even make it to trial. Imagine dumping someone for whatever reason, and then they hit the Powerball. Gotta sting, even if the breakup was justified.

[@saitama8773]

The one at 11:50 I don’t care if your boyfriend broke up with you. What that person did was down right terrible. You only get one chance at being 16, and you ruined it for that poor girl.

[@saitama8773]

@Hardy Harhar sucks to suck

[@saitama8773]

Technically wasn’t stolen they had broken up

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

My dad was bullied by some jackass kid when he was like 4-5 yrs old, my aunt (his older sister), took a tootsie roll wrapper and found a small dogturd and wrapped it in it and gave it to the kid. The kid ate it, the look on his face in front of his friends was priceless and he was given the name "Shiteater" (as he did swallow it and my aunt told him he just ate dogshit)

[@dalkristjansson1289]

My mom used to live in a sorority house, which was constantly egged and TP'd by frat boys that lived a few blocks away. About a dozen of her roommates and she snuck out and stuck pads on a lot of the windows (not used, obviously) and tied tampons everywhere they could. They did not get messed with again after that lol

[@saturnssubliminals]

That literally perfect. Especially because if you get egged, you have to repaint.

[@EarthItself]

How would that stop people from egging the house again?

[@dalkristjansson1289]

@@EarthItself idk it just did

[@EarthItself]

@@dalkristjansson1289 so people were egging the house and then the moment they saw pads and tampons they just noped out of there? Sounds like they have some trauma or a fear of pads and tampons lol

[@kadenbane]

@@EarthItself Were probably scared of the padders and tamponers that had gotten to the house first.

[@drunkbillygoat]

I'm living it right now. People in school called me a loser. Grew up dirt poor. I'm talking government hotdogs that turned the water red and you could live an engine with that greasy Government cheese. Now I'm 41 and retired in Greece with a beautiful Greek woman. I have a family that loves me. Suck on that people at my school.

[@meisterburger8420]

My best revenge...my ex-husband and I had recently separated and I still would occasionally find items of his around the house. We were polite to each other so I would collect items as I found them and put together a bag, which I’d give him when he came to pick up our child, wash and repeat. Then I found out he was boinking the neighbor, which coincided with me finding a pair of his underwear under the bed. I laundered the underwear and then went to the backyard and cut a bushel of poison ivy. I put the underwear in a large plastic bag with the poison ivy and shook it well, pressed on it a little bit, and left it to sit for an hour or so. Then I put it in with other items I’d collected to give him on his next visit, crossed my fingers and waited. About a month later he told me about this mysterious rash he’d gotten and how humiliated he’d been at the doctor’s office when he’d been forced to show an angry older nurse his afflicted area... of course I (keeping a straight face) asked him if maybe the neighbor had given him something. I never told him and he never guessed what that rash really was.

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

Why did you care who he shagged if you were already separated? Separated, not divorced?

[@Cyberwolf9999]

That is awesome

[@swatisahu143]

I remember one time, my sister stole my diary and read it when I specifically wrote at the beginning that if anyone besides me reads it without my permission (still applies regardless of whether they knew about that or not), they owe me (insert amount of money). I was so sure that I covered all the loopholes, yet my sister still denied that she stole it and read it so I stole some money and a $2 bill of hers.

[@ryancoulter4797]

Back in the 60s my late great mom was rooming with two female roommates in an apartment. Down the hall were three guys who would break in while the ladies were out and raid their fridge and empty out the pantry. They did it so often that my mom and her friends wanted revenge. So they baked brownies with ex lax as chocolate chips. It worked and they were never bothered again. EXCEPT it was only one of the three who broke in to steal the brownies and he ate the whole pan.

[@SudrianTales]

Always have a glutton friend to trip the Booby traps

[@JohnSmith-xy3gb]

Not me but my dad.he was abused by his dad for years and the day he moved out to be with my mom he bought two largish uncooked crabs and hid them in his dad’s car,one in the spare tyre compartment under a bunch of crap in the trunk and the other under the passenger seat as near to the air conditioning blower as possible.his dad had to sell the car it got so bad.

[@madkirk7431]

The thumbnail tho... OOF

[@speedstick8981]

That’s a yikes out of 10 from me.

[@omard454]

@@speedstick8981 fr tho

[@Livlocalmartian]

Lol it’s funny cause Miralax has a Vanilla flavor, imagine adding that to coffee as “creamer” lmaoooooo

[@themediocremen1128]

Just enough to make a coffee creamer out of

[@itzameh2233]

Ya I can feel the aftermath of that one

[@thesenate4630]

When I was younger I was in cub scouts and was looking for a Boy Scout group to join, and I went to a weekend outing with one troop to see if I would like it there. I always loved reading sci-fi and nonfiction books (still do), and I was sitting in my camp chair reading when 3 kids who were also trying out the troop walked up and started giving me shit for reading a Star Wars book. The ringleader had a water balloon in his hand and threw it at me and my book in an attempt to ruin it. However, I caught it mid-air with one hand without bursting it and nailed the kid square in the face where the water balloon popped, soaking him. He walked off, ashamed, and one of his buddies started picking on him for what just happened. Best part was I joined the troop, whereas they quit, and I am in the process of making my Eagle Scout Project right now. Not necessarily intricate, but it was badass at the time and success is the best revenge.

[@ethansucksatcuphead]

got cut from a AAA hockey team for being too small. went to try out at their rival team, made that team, skated and worked out everyday over the summer for 5+ hours a day (and grew 7 inches from start of may to end of august which definitely was a bonus). i earned an alternate captian title in my first season there and lead the team in assists and third in goals, then scored the OT game winner on the team that cut me in the state finals which lead us onto nationals which we ended up winning. the look on the coaches face was priceless when i scored that goal. dont give up on your dreams just because someone doesn't want you to get there.

[@Shadoboy]

This is one that was from my sister in my name. It was pretty nice. I was in fifth grade and she was in first. I had this bully who would frequently bother me and one day my sister walked up to him and spat on his face in front of his friends. He tried telling a teacher, but the teacher basically was like "She's in first grade, stop making up stories". I love my little sister.

[@grandmaashley]

I ate grandma gertrudes cookies once. But not for revenge or anything but just becuase i could. Edit: words are hard

[@user-saraswatidevi]

I tried to kill my onii-chan

[@madkirk7431]

Ok..?

[@squidnt4103]

You monster

[@samvalecaaguilar1807]

damn, my grandma's are hispanic so they dont make cookies, but they do make really good food

[@Waffle_The_Moth]

Hi grandma

[@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx]

That girl who ruined the sweet 16 went too far. Not only did she completely overreact to someone dating her ex boyfriend, which is perfectly allowed because they already broke up, she also wasted all the money and effort her parents put into the party.

[@richrosegold610]

Oh well. Don't do to others what you don't want done to you.

[@travisjohnson6676]

Back in high school I played hockey. There was a guy on my team who hated me for some reason. I was fairly shy and generally kept to myself but he always taunted me and bullied me (maybe because I was an easy target). One day during a practice game, I was playing right defense and was on the other team playing left wing, so we were in the same lane. The puck was dumped into my corner and I raced to get it. He was about 3 strides behind me and I knew that when I stopped at the puck he would body check me hard into the boards. Knowing this, as soon as I got to the puck, I paused a half second and stepped to the side. He slammed himself at full speed into the wall. So incredibly satisfying even 35 years later.

[@denisecrazycatlady7234]

Many revenges have been had by me. Apparently people don’t think I would do Anything like revenge…….but once they know me, and my stories, the hands down winner is when I was a teenager, with a sister a year older who was a not nice person. She had ‘left home’ but all her clothes were still there, and revenge for her soaking all my clothes in bleach, was me unpicking ( cutting) every second stitch in all of her clothes :)) Would only take about 3 to 10 washes for her clothes to literally fall apart, and she had no clue what had happened .

[@luisdunn2748]

I did something similar while in the Marine Corps. My roommate hated cleaning for inspections. So, I was on duty all day and had taken my time to get my Charlies ready for inspection. I came in pretty late while walking rounds. I told him, dude clean up this room n I'm not doing it! He looks at me like I'm the stupidest person on the planet and says, "You'll have to your Charlies, too, ya know. I grinned at him with a coy look and said, "Yea but I've spent all night getting mine ready, are yours?" Dread sank into his being. I smiled and said, "Clean or get your Charlies ready."

[@Rot8erConeX]

When I was in middle school, there was this girl named Morgan. She made fun of me to her friends because I played with Lego. Her argument always was that "what is he gonna learn from that?" In 8th grade, around the holidays, our English teacher breaks us up into groups of four, and dumps a bunch of marshmallows and toothpicks onto each table. Has us compete to see who can make the tallest structure within five minutes. I knew immediately that Morgan wouldn't listen to me, so I just grabbed as many materials as I could and got to work as if I was the only one in my group. I build a triangle-based structure while most of the class - Morgan and the rest of my group included - tried square-based structures (there was one group who tried a spiral-based structure). With thirty seconds remaining, the rest of my group realizes that my structure was twice as tall as theirs. They quickly dismantle their structure and start placing additional materials in front of me. It's clear Morgan wants to say something but she knows she has to wait since time is so short. I merely turn to the wall behind me, draw a triangle shape connecting three adjacent bricks, and say "ever wonder why they're called Lego BRICKS?" My group won (the spiral group would 100% have beaten us if we'd been given even one more minute, but no one else was close). I think the teacher knew from our faces that I'd done all the work, but shutting Morgan up about my personal choice for free time was all I wanted. This same Christmas, I was given a Lego Mindstorms kit from some high school slightly out of my area, who wanted to recruit me for their robotics team (I was ultimately unable to go because the high school in question was not accessible for my disabilities). Probably the weirdest present I've ever gotten because who just buys a $200 Lego set for a kid you *hope* will come to your school? I wonder if Morgan had something to do with it.

[@InfinitusMortem]

This isn't a revenge story, but i always find it funny as hell when I can remember it (I have memory issues. it's complicated) I'm pretty sure it was middle school, either that or my early years (freshman or sophomore), and we were doing our flag football unit. My team won quite a few games, most of the time because of my strategies. Now. I was (and still am) pretty skinny, but I could run extremely fast. My speed doesn't have much to do with this though. The other team has the ball, and the I end up blocking the guy who had the ball. The guy runs me over like a truck. But, somehow, when he was running over me, I managed to grab his flags. The guy doesn't notice it, makes it to the area marked as the endzone, and turns around. I'm standing there with a shit-eating grin on my face, holding the flags, and the guy's just flipping out. One of the best moments of my life I will try to always remember, if my memory doesn't erase it.

[@dreamposibleig8095]

Not actually revenge But someone yelled at me for nothing, they're stuck up as frick, wanting people to respect them like they're a school monarch or something Several weeks later they were selling sheet masks on Instagram and they posted them, they were bad at English so instead of saying "selling affordable sheet masks" they said "sh!t masks" as one of the few bilingual/multilingual at school I was supposed to correct that cause to me it's the law of the linguistic, but I just ignored her fatal misspelled word And just let it be, maybe other bilinguals laughed

[@saskewoo]

My best friend ditched me for the popular girls during summer break between 7th and 8th grade. One day she and another girl weren't in class and my mom told me she had just een both of them in town. So I called my ex-best friend's house and her brother answered so I said I just wanted to know how she was doing and wishing her a quick recovery. A few minutes later her mother calls back asking if ex-BFF wasn't in school that day. I of course play it like, "no, I thought she was sick..." and on her request give her all the phone numbers of her new popular friends. A short while later I get another call from ex-BFF crying and telling me that she'd skipped school and that she was sorry and was now grounded. That was pretty much the last time we spoke. I am still kind of proud of how devious 13-year old me was 😬

[@cs8782]

My BIL sent us a MAGA hat so I signed him up for hospice care, erectile disfunction info, cancer care, and AARP. He’s a little Bish so he cried and I laughed

[@hahahaha-yw9ot]

One time in a match of Call of Duty, I placed a proximity mine and an enemy came in, killed me, and detonated it. This isn’t as lengthy and uncommon as other revenge stories, but still pretty funny.

[@dgaller06]

I mean the sweet 16 one, I actually liked that. She didn’t go around talking shit about that girl, when she could have.

[@michelleresistance]

The girl would have found out what happened, as someone will have mentioned it to her later.

[@hichigoshirosaki3665]

This is just excerpts from "play shitty games win shitty prizes" and I love it.

[@hopemay]

My abusive ex-bf is a lazy fat person, selling coke and mooching off a horrible girl's elderly grandparents (he cheated on me with her), while I'm in college, happy, and healthier than I was with him.

[@charleslindberg829]

Just don't label every male as abusive and shitty.. last thing this world needs is more toxic feminists hating on all males saying that they are all the same, kill all men, etc. But I'm glad you got out of that situation. Props to you.

[@hopemay]

@@charleslindberg829 I've never thought that. Most of the people who supported me and helped me out of that situation are my male friends.

[@LordBloodraven]

When I quit one job, I usually poach my coworkers and took them to my next job. The first time was when I quit working at Alberston's because of a strike to working at Golden Spoon Frozen Yogurt. It was such an easy job by comparison that I talked my fellow courtesy clerks (baggers) to come with me. Then, when that boss started getting rude when asked about giving employees raises, I left for my first insurance job. Afterwards, I went back and poached the most polite and intelligent coworkers and helped them get insurance jobs at my office. This time, I got $1,000 bonuses for each employee I successfully recruited.

[@kendoruslink7017]

Wish I had gotten revenge on my school bullies

[@peterroeder1258]

Had a highschool "friend" in show choir. (In indiana show choir is a HUGE thing) Ours was different, we wouldn't compete but we would preform a lot publicly. Downtown festivals, elementary schools, even companies would rent us out for Christmas parties... as well as quarterly performances at school. Well the first one, the "fall preview" had a special twist. If we [students] could get together our own groups we could preform it. "Friend" says 'hey, be in my barbershop quartet with me and another two guys' Being new to show choir I was super pumped to be in a group. When it comes time to announce the groups, everyone else names theirs, friend then says "a group with bill, bob, bart, and me" It took me a minute to realize "friend" put me on as a cruel joke. I was the only one not in a mini group. Fast forward to the performance: they bomb, they crash, it FAILS. They sound terrible. (remember how show choir is a big deal?) Our school has a superb music program which just made the performance all the worse. It was beautiful. THEN "friend is in a group of guys five months later at Solo and Ensemble (where you sing in a solo or ensemble) "friend" is complaining about this girl who moved from Japan and is also my best friend. He says all these nasty things about her when I realize what she's singing that day... a barbershop quartet I blurt, "at least she can sing a barbershop quartet on key." It got very quiet. Edit: For the untrained musical ear, a barbershop quartet is incredibly difficult to sing decently, much less well

[@maryroberts1883]

about a year ago my girlfriend (now ex girlfriend) started slapping me in the face for no reason. a couple months of this went by and i kept falling on the floor sobbing. i started thinking about revenge. before all of this she was absolutely obsessed with me. i knew my revenge simply i would break up with her! (shocker i know) i did this at another friends house she started balling her eyes out on the couch. i tried not to smile along with my other friends

[@pearldragonz]

Had a very recent one in fact. TLDR: Idiot kid wouldn't quit treating our road like a race track, his parents are making him sell his car. So this idiot has a junker Mitsubishi with a fart can exhaust. Every day he would fly down the county road near our house doing about 100 MPH. Every evening he would tear up the driveways and road entrances along the same road by doing burnouts and cookies. Sometimes as late as 3:00 am. Neighbors and I were getting sick of it and wanted to warn him off ourselves but could never catch him except when he was flying by. So I put game cameras up at the entrance to our road which is owned by a private road association. Sure enough, pics and videos of his antics so we called the police. Explained it would cost about $1,000 to have a dozer come in and fix the ruts. However, we wouldn't press charges or ask for compensation if the police could solce the problem. We haven't seen or heard the car in a week. That is, until this afternoon. Found an ad on Craigslist with the car up for sale. With a little digging figured out he had a real come to Jesus talk with the cops followed by his parents making him sell the car. Apparently this isn't the first offense his parents found out about.

[@DraconicDuelist]

I've heard of burnouts, but what are cookies in the context of car "stunts"?

[@pearldragonz]

@@DraconicDuelist That would be a burnout while going in a circle.

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@pearldragonz Ah, here we call those "Donuts" since the tires usually leave (roughly) 2 circles- one inside the other.

[@potaterjim]

@@DraconicDuelist same there, heard of donuts plenty but never heard of a cookie. That makes it sound way lamer, which might be a good thing

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@potaterjim Makes me wonder if there's another car trick called "Milk" somewhere in the world. Santa out in a racecar doing Cookies and Milk stunts.

[@Cassiopeia-hn5ue]

My dad told his brothers the Empire strikes back father twist because he went to see empire strikes back before them and they were being jerks, he said this was the best revenge he ever got on his brothers

[@margaritopineda3490]

7:43 Did the reading bot thing just laugh at this dude's story?

[@meek8472]

Where I dont hear it ? In between what words

[@margaritopineda3490]

@@meek8472 "My old roo(laughing here)mate did something similar."

[@bottomgear3686]

@@margaritopineda3490 no it’s just jumpy like that, would be funny if it did though

[@phlushphish793]

I turn the sound off & read these. Can't stand the bots.

[@ssh1487]

Could have because technically the bot is still a recording of a person saying things

[@william7546]

The dead possum one got me, good job

[@rebeccamiller3248]

Had a boyfriend living with me. I was 24 Had a friend who was about 18 kicked out by her parents. So i put her up on my Sofa until she could figure things out. Like get a job money and place to live. I was working graveyards. Felt sick at work called boss he came in early and sent me home. So I came home about 2 hours early. I walk in not wanting to wake anyone. Place just light enough I didnt need to turn lights on from front window and my bedroom had a sliding door went into my patio. It was small efficiency. Living room kitchenette then bedroom bathroom and walk in closet. So I go in. She wasnt on the sofa. Thought she was hanging with friends she went with before I left for work. Went into my bedroom and oh what a freaking fantastic site. Her and what used to be my boyfriend n turned out to be my sperm donor were getting to know each other beyond Biblically. So busy in fact they didnt even notice me. Dont know what pissed me off more if it was my BF or my bed and brand new sheets and bedding or the fact it was in the apartment in my name that I paid for. Trust me I got an eye full cause they didnt even close curtains on back door. I managed not to go for a weapon I just flipped the light on told them they had 10 minutes to get dressed strip my bed n get the eff out of my apartment. I was going to go walking around the block be gone before I got back. Told them I would let them get their crap later take what they could of their stuff and go. I go for the walk come back they are gone. Load bedding in a garbage bag and put old stuff on the bed. I made them leave the spare keys befor they left so they couldnt come back at will. Next night went back to work. That night a guy I knew from an MC had just gotten out if jail. He needed food and cigs but was short on money so I paid for it. I knew he would pay me back and he did. The MC tended to watch out for me and they owned the building my store was in plus laundromat next door. So this guy goes girl you look like you just lost your joy for living. Just told him I was POed. He finally got me to tell him everything that happened. He leaves few minutes later bunch of MC come in asking questions. It wasnt just cause i worked for the store they had my back. My uncle ran with them and my Dad served in Nam and Korea with couple of them. So I was like a kid sister. The MC Prez was not happy about it or my being used by the 18 y.o. asked me what I wanted done if I could have it done. I said I wanted some one to beat the crap out of the BF and shove the biggest boot they could up his rectum. There were a lot of curse words involved telling them this. The girl have a train pulled on her and nair her bald from head to toe. At time i was blowing off steam. Didn't know where either had gone. Few days later the Sperm Donor showed up beat to hell and walking funny. Tried to tell me he had gotten in a bar fight and won. Took everything in me not to bust out laughing. He wanted to know if he could come back I said no and long n short it ended badly. Few weeks later I am shopping in grocery store and I run into my ex friends sister. She proceeds to tell me how her sister prostituted herself out to a bunch of guys at a fleabag motel and then while in the shower she mistook bottle of nair for 3 in one bath soap shampoo and cream rince. She had put it every where even in the privates before she started screaming. She had chemical burns from head to crotch and rear. Her hair cane out in chunks to point they shaved it. She even lost her eyebrows. She still kept her eye sight it did not get there but she lost some lashes. She had burns on and in her ears and nose. She wound up in hospital then psych ward for few days. What I learned from this. Sometimes people get what they deserve. And never talk to anyone in an MC when I am pissed hurt or angry.

[@justinpatterson5291]

Was getting money taken out of my account in tiny amounts. And couldn't figure out how I was spending so much when I wasn't really doing anything. Got to the point where I checked my statements and confirmed I was being robbed under my nose while they acted like a friend. My response: I floured up all their towels, their bed and cistern. Put cardboard in every device, so that their remotes wouldn't work. Pissed in their toolbox of brand new tools. Turned off their ac from the socket at the top of the house on the outside. And farted in/on their favourite mugs and toothbrush.

[@plsdontdoxme2644]

this isn’t true

[@justinpatterson5291]

@@plsdontdoxme2644 what. You dont think someone could be an absolute passive shit head towards someone. Or that you can have money taken from your account without your knowing? Because I assure you both parts are true. Some asshat was slowly taking money from me. And I did respond by flouring up all their shit.

[@plsdontdoxme2644]

@@justinpatterson5291 so if this story is true, how were they taking money from your account? And as a adult in that situation you would’ve filed for fraud

[@justinpatterson5291]

@@plsdontdoxme2644 because I was frequently at work when bills needed to be paid. And it wad easier to leave my card in the care of someone I thought I could trust. I don't have online banking. As I keep breaking or losing phones. I found out quite some time after the incidents were happening. And couldn't be bothered doing paperwork for it. Despite being a couple thousand dollars.

[@cementshoes1425]

I’m dead at the guy with the frozen P 🤣🤣🤣 That had to be funnier than Full Metal Jacket when the guy got caught with the jelly donut

[@samuelmorris1236]

I had a bad pizza once from pizza hut. Tried to out pizza the hut. Still have vietnam flashbacks to this day

[@Natalie66796]

Some girl bullied my sister. One day we were walking to the same place and I held the door open for her. I then slammed the door on her fingers. They were the big heavy doors as well. I got told off but I pretended it was an accident so not too badly

[@sophieelofiee]

I’m sorry, so this guy cheats with his coworker’s girlfriend and yet he feels justified to get mad at the guy and their other coworkers for putting a fish in his car?? I would’ve done way more than that tbh

[@heyitslexiii1]

KZbin: was this video a good recommendation? Me: Calming, inspirational, informative

[@wesleythomas7125]

> Worlds Hottest peanuts > Handed him a nice, cold water bottle. Full of EverClear M O N S T E R

[@luisdominguez2048]

6:50. I don’t know about that twist. If I was gay I don’t think that I’d want to be randomly sent pictures of other guys songs, especially if I was in a dedicated relationship at the time as such a thing would likely count as cheating. Furthermore, couldn’t the guy just get a new phone number?

[@martinwalker9386]

My best revenge was in the military. One of our E-7s would harass juniors until they would answer and then write the junior up. One night on duty this E-7 was running late for Watch and came into berthing and dropped security keys on my rack without verifying I was awake and certainly without signing for the keys. This was 2345 and he was already late relieving the watch. The next morning I had to pass the keys off to do morning report and the the E-7 came to me to get the keys. I told him that I didn’t have the keys and asked when did he give me the keys. When he finally realized how I was yanking his chain he started swearing at me and I smiled. I wrote him up on “provoking speeches and gestures “. I turned the write up to my supervisor and told him to get the E-7 off my case or the report would go in. The real threat was that the executive officer would have ask me what was going on and I would have explained about the keys and the E-7 would have, if he was lucky, been allowed to request an administrative discharge with no chance of retirement. If not lucky 2-5 years in a Federal Penitentiary. No, I won’t tell what those keys were for because even though I left active duty many years ago it could still bite me.

[@its_skymochi4520]

Here’s mine:so me and my brothers (13-14)were playing Minecraft,and my HELLSPAWN spoiled 6 year old brat-boy just came up and started SLAPPING AND PUNCHING ME.I turned to my brothers and they were pisseddddd.one went to tell my mom,so she called the devil child and he said.... no,soo one of my brothers straight up slaps him they dragged him UP the stairs and into my moms room.

[@ClassifiedRanTom]

6:30 - so you’re the reason I had to get a new telephone number literally 2 days after getting the new number. That’s bad revenge, because he could just simple change the number and some innocent person gets it instead.

[@h.calvert3165]

Causing physical injury to someone who stole a high school boyfriend from you. Seriously? That's not just childish but assault. Assault which could lead to a need for surgery or even years of trouble breathing. You are low. Really low. 👎

[@messy_meXi]

11:54 damm girl wth is wrong with you? HE WAS YOUR EX

[@StephTeachesStuff]

I broke up with an ex and while I was moving out, he poured bleach in my fish tank. I realized what he'd done and I asked him "You poured bleach in the fish tank, didn't you?" he very smugly nodded, so I hauled back and slapped him so hard he almost fell over. The shock on his face was sooooo satisfying, I don't think he thought I had it in me! My mom was there with me and held me back from continuing to beat his ass, and I still (over a decade later) don't know if I'm grateful or pissed that I didn't punch him black and blue. What kind of psycho kills animals as revenge for a breakup?

[@blueupgreendown6402]

it’s illegal, as pets are material property. It’s also a great mild illegal charge to have on his record in case he does decide to go serial killer, as that’s the first sign of a sociopath...killing animals for personal enjoyment. Dodged a bullet.

[@StephTeachesStuff]

@@blueupgreendown6402 no kidding. I almost took out a restraining order on him because he showed up at my work once after that, but then he moved to another state and I haven't seen or heard of him since.

[@Pinkapotomus]

My son’s math teacher told him, “You’re one of those smart kids who doesn’t know how to study, you’ll probably flunk out of college.” I take perverse pleasure in posting his high honor roll notices every time he gets one printed in our paper, on her message board. She is the worst math teacher but unfortunately can’t be fired due to tenure. My daughter has her now and complains about her lack of teaching and abundance of homework.

[@novaknavekey]

Bong water is soooo fowl. Well done mate.

[@taylorwiseman8078]

13:27 Okay, I hate this. It sounds like the same kind of thing as "he picks on you because he likes you".

[@peridotasadeadbritishmonar7924]

Not sure if this counts, but me and my friends got super annoyed at our other friend and her boyfriend mid Among Us game, and it got to the point when I was Imposter I literally killed both of them in front of the others and they just ignored it.

[@nick191088]

Came into work after getting a haircut and this lazy deadbeat loudmouth coworker I'd been tolerating for years says to me "when are they going to finish that haircut?".. I respond with "right after they finish your employment, so pretty soon" That afternoon he was fired and that was the last thing I ever said to him lmao.

[@eclgaming1516]

16:12 my favorite, bravo

[@tristangabrielo]

When the revenges are so good that the Bot slightly chuckles trying to read the next comment 7:43

[@bbq_steak5632]

Kids called me bad at football so then the very next play I ran at practice my freshman year of high school I split the double coverage of the single high safety of the cover 1 and the corner who was the fastest kid on the team. I caught the ball on the sideline and then got pushed out on their 30. (We started on our own 28) I went back to the huddle like a cocky ass and I said to the ones who said I was bad “So if I’m bad at football what does that make you and your brother?”(his older bro was the single high safety) he was the corner on the other side of the field. And he was slower than the kid that was playing coverage on me. And he’s a little worse than the kid playing coverage on me so....... that was pretty good

[@vanillaraptor5585]

Mirilax (hope I spelt it right) and coffee is possibly the best thing I have ever heard of as revenge XD

[@JG-fe1gx]

When I was about 11 or so, my older sister had been picking on me for something, I don't remember what, so I put worms in her bed. Mom called me into the living room and asked me if I did it, and I said yes. I could tell mom was trying really hard not to laugh. I don't think I got in trouble, even if I did, it was totally worth it.

[@mikeoxlong1100]

3:00 *SPOILER* , open at your own risk should’ve also told them snape was secretly a good guy to confuse the hell out of them

[@boogiebear3095]

They call it ‘kill them with kindness’ for a reason

[@reversemanjr1899]

Jesus that peanut one... Cold-blooded.

[@demon108hunter6]

Time stamp?

[@syrathdouglas1244]

Kid on the bus in kindergarten started talking bad about me and my family. Punched him in the face so hard last I saw his nose was still crooked.

[@dr_weil]

Unpopular opinion: Revenge is overrated

[@Citrus-woman]

Can I just say when I rage, I RAGE.

[@josephtaub20]

Punched out. I was in a church high school and there was one student who was so annoying. We had Chapel each morning to start the day,and a friend nudged me and indicated my coat pocket. I looked and was missing a book I'd had there. I looked aroundand there was Annoyance leafing through mybook. I reached over and took it back---the punched him in the stomach as hard as I could. Knocked him halfway out of a stained glass window! In full view of theteachers, the priest, and the prefects. Nobody said a word!!! And he couldn't!

[@Vorloks]

The Harry Potter one made me smile! Potterheads are intense and a spoiler like that must’ve been crushing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@madkirk7431]

Since im the only one not saying random stuff; why am I the only one not saying random stuff...

[@spugetee3472]

honestly it really makes me mad when i hear about revenge on the SO of your ex. like bruh they didnt do anything they just got with ur ex, they donr deserve any revenge

[@DraconicDuelist]

Well, when in the context of "They got together the day after we broke up" it implies they've been together a while _before_ you broke up.

[@oz_jones]

@@DraconicDuelist so what. The current SO owes you 0 loyalty. Your cheater of an ex does

[@kingd8468]

Petty Revenge is the best revenge, But ruining an important birthday party after so much money was spent in it is crossing a line. If your victim loses money because of your revenge, I don't think it's worth it

[@novaknavekey]

That sweet sixteen, I would have let her have the party, and ruined the party itself. Much more satisfying.

[@mostlyunimportant3846]

That first story... You're one of THOSE teachers 🙄🙄🙄

[@coatedpikachu8816]

this makes me not regret starting reddit

[@a.munroe]

The 15 y.o would have gotten small social media justice in the form of asking her how the sandwich I made her on her own post.

[@convolve]

Some of these stories are good, but no cap a good amount of them take it too far. Even with their best efforts at explaining, quite a few users seem like the real ***holes.

[@soulessslime433]

When you cheat, you never go for perfect.

[@Kema234]

21:01 Does anyone know what the outro piano song is called ??

[@Mintman83]

My ex left 2 video game systems at my house, hearing that she cheated on me and I don’t play video games I made some quick much needed money.

[@adjwindu70]

6:30 this is rather extreme for 20 bucks

[@cultescapee8740]

Stories about revenge? Laxatives in the thumbnail? I'm intrigued, please continue...

[@cethlikestf]

Trew someone that attacked me trough a table, he didn't know i did judo, or that I don't feel pain in my left arm

[@chincemagnet]

Dong pic guy, that’s genius, you’re an artist 👨‍🎨

[@wawaelias8842]

I’m a chef and the white part of the romaine lettuce is just evil geez that is soo bitter and sour and I grip of Mayo geez that is awful hahaha!!!

[@jjj9095]

Frozen pee guy doesn't even realize he's the dirty & problematic one 😬